Wednesday Afternoon Verfuken Links

by | Feb 18, 2026 | Daily Links | 116 comments

Of course, Turdpress® decided to wait until WebDom went back to work to shit all over our site. We are actively working on the weirdness as much as possible. Please bear with the mess of hobbyists fighting a gigantic multibillion dollar piece of shit. Uh, what’s going on my people? The wife is visiting her friends and old stomping grounds in North Florida (and no, I’m not using that euphemistically for South Georgia), and then going to watch the Wilson sisters. I’m not jealous. Totally not jealous. In the meantime, I’m teaching the boys manly things like sitting around in our underwear, grazing rather than eating defined meals, and waiting until the last minute to pick up anything. Let’s see what’s going on in linkable land….

Hmm. This always seemed a little sketchy, now come to find out a young lady who set herself on fire had an affair with her elected boss. Way too hot to need to set herself on fire. What a tragedy.

America’s Generals shouldn’t face political loyalty tests, leftists shout. Any general who can’t polish the knob of the politico in front of him in today’s military got there by accident. I remember my father’s uncle, who got his commission by staying on with the European Army of Occupation after the Deuce telling me he retired in 1962 as a lieutenant colonel because he knew who was ahead of him, and even though enough of those guys would’ve retired he could probably make brigadier, Vietnam was gonna be a disaster he didn’t want any part of. So its always been political.

I guess this guy thought there was an alternate path to citizenship through demonstrating his cultural understanding of Florida Man. We got enough of our own, buddy.

Big news for teledildonics, robot hands are approaching human dexterity.

Something I always wanted to see, that my wife will be seeing and I won’t… Crazy on you live.

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

116 Comments

  1. Bobbo

    The site looks much better now,
    Android/chrome
    Samsung

    • The Other Kevin

      Oh and our avatars are back too.

      • slumbrew

        Are they?

      • Tonio

        I told her to leave those for last, just to fuck with y’all. Does she ever listen to me?

      • slumbrew

        And so they are!

      • Pope Jimbo

        just to fuck with y’all

        A gay Glib trying to force an employee to debase themselves with all the guy Glibs! That has to be 11 on the Epstein scale of sexual harassment?

    • SDF-7

      Obligatory words from the site squirrels….

    • Necron 99

      Here! Here!

      PC/Opera.

      I couldn’t even read the morning lynx.

  2. The Other Kevin

    “Big news for teledildonics, robot hands are approaching human dexterity.”

    That’s probably going to affect women more than men. If we can get enough AWFL’s interested we might just save civilization. Just don’t tell them Elon Musk had anything to do with it.

    • SDF-7

      Maybe the phone company slogan of “Reach out and Touch Someone” will be apt again.

      • Rat on a train

        Let your fingers do the wanking.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I will not be an early adopter of this technology. I will skip this phase

  3. Tonio

    “Turdpress®” for the WIN, Brett. Love the illo.

  4. SDF-7

    Nothing like a little UFO — which I only know of because one of my childhood memories from the ’70s was watching Space: 1999 and all….

    And I’m just happy the links are readable… go WebDom / Tonio / whomever else got yoinked into this… appreciate the efforts.

    • rhywun

      Aha! I was wondering if that was UFO.

      Space: 1999 is on Pluto now which delights me. Of course I have them all on DVD but I hate fiddling with discs anymore.

      • R.J.

        Keep your discs. I have stuff I never want to lose in physical media.
        Rocky and Bullwinkle, for example. Due to a copyright troll, it was pulled from TV, cable, streaming, everywhere. I got A DVD set of the whole run for $25 on eBay.

    • Sensei

      You know you can rip those to alternate (and now AI price inflated) media…

  5. The Late P Brooks

    ?????

    Although a handful of existing holdings were added to during Buffett’s final quarter, the purchase that really stands out is The New York Times Co. (
    NYT+1.55%). Berkshire’s 13F shows 5,065,744 shares were scooped up, worth nearly $352 million on Dec. 31.

    Warren Buffett has long been a fan of brand-name companies that have built consumer trust. The New York Times brand, coupled with its modest dividend and steady stream of share buybacks, laid a solid foundation.

    I wouldn’t touch it.

  6. SDF-7

    America’s Generals shouldn’t face political loyalty tests, leftists shout.

    McClellan smiles knowingly… as does Pershing, MacArthur and just about every f’ing American general ever except probably Sherman and Grant….

    • Rat on a train

      Arnold gets a pass.

  7. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Whatever it is you’ve done to the website, it seems much faster.

    • Rat on a train

      disabled malware plugins?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        As someone who,administers a WordPress site, this made me chuckle.

      • Mojeaux

        I have a service. https://sucuri.net/ I also don’t use JetPack.

        All that said, I also don’t have 1.5M comments, AFTER 4 years of posts and comments have been offloaded. So.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Big news for teledildonics, robot hands are approaching human dexterity.

    A whole new level of “tickler”.

    • SDF-7

      The French ticklers will of course be Minitel-dildonics.

  9. kinnath

    The Midnight Special was a great show.

    • Suthenboy

      Also an interesting look at cultural change. Notice on the MS the crowd is within reaching distance of the performers yet no one touches them.
      I wonder what would happen if they did that today

  10. The Late P Brooks

    The annual selection of brigadier generals in the U.S. Army is one of the most deliberate and disciplined personnel processes in the service. The Army does not promote to general officer rank casually; it promotes because the institution trusts them with strategic leadership of the force and the lives of the nation’s sons and daughters.

    Now you’re just making shit up.

    • creech

      Probably have ten times the number that the military actually needs.

      • Threedoor

        Easily.
        Same with e5 and up.

      • creech

        Yeah, I saw a performance by the U.S. Army band: everyone of the musicians was a sargeant.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Look at the 6 month.

    I did.

    I buy ’em when they’re going down.

    • Ted S.

      That’s what you said about Winston’s Mom, isn’t it?

  12. Chafed

    It’s good to see you are raising your boys right.

  13. DEG

    To improve the way a multi-fingered robotic hand performs complex tasks, researchers from China developed a two-pronged approach using only a basic webcam and low-cost sensors.

    Why am I suspicious of their work?

  14. Aloysious

    Normally, purple haired wimminz are out of bounds.

    I’ll make an exception this one time.

    • Sensei

      If it’s good enough for Capt Kirk…

    • Evan from Evansville

      That aid was hot enough to warrant crossing the Crazy line. Absolutely. Damn.

      She’s also a tragic example of what happens when you *actually* cross the Hot and Crazy streams. Damn. Crazy sure does win. (It do be like that.)

    • Evan from Evansville

      Oh. I assumed the aid once had purple hair, after I looked her up. Purple hair up top? She can twiddle my phaser to whatever might please her.

    • Bobbo

      Ive been there many times, you Don’t go off trail or you will die, pretty simple.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It was pissing down rain here all day yesterday, which means it was dumping snow up there. It was a bad day to go out in those conditions, even without the avalanche danger.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        OK, according to the story I just read, “They had been staying at the Frog Lake huts since February 15. The group was in the process of returning to the trail head at the conclusion of a three-day trip when the incident occurred”. So it’s not like they left civilization to go out to the backcountry. They were in the backcountry and trying to get back to civilization. I’m guessing they didn’t have food to hunker down and didn’t want to end up like the Donner Party, but maybe they should have left before the weather turned really bad. It’s not like this big storm wasn’t forecasted.

  15. Chipping Pioneer

    Why are there emojis for Mahalo, peace, Nanoo Nanoo, but nothing for the Shocker?

  16. Chipping Pioneer

    ✌️ ✊

    (The Minivan)

    • Sean

      lol

  17. Sensei

    “I think yesterday was a perfect encapsulation of why the American people have more trust in gas station sushi than they do in the national news media,” Carr said, speaking at an FCC meeting in his first public comments on the controversy. “I think you guys should feel a bit ashamed for having been lied to and then run with those lies.”

    FCC chair Brendan Carr says media were ‘lied to’ over Stephen Colbert controversy

  18. Aloysious

    My version of old guy music.

    How long ago was ’82?

    • kinnath

      two generations give or take a bit

      • Fourscore

        ’82? Yesterday and all my troubles…

    • The Other Kevin

      15 years ago.

      • kinnath

        15 years doesn’t even get you back to the aughts.

      • UnCivilServant

        What are you talking about? we’re ages away from the Year 2000.

        I hope we’ll have extrasolar colonies when that year arrives.

      • rhywun

        love that tune 🎶

        It is 30 years old and they’re still putting out albums?! I stopped following them 25 years ago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Home Depot was playing that era of OGM the other day.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I know nothing about western snows or how storms there develop, so no comment.

    “Hey, let’s go out in these incredibly shitty conditions so we can brag about it to all our friends!”

    What I read said there were ~30 inches of fresh (presumably light fluffy) snow. On top of what, they did not say.

    • Sensei

      Well, that was me in my 20s on the east coast.

  20. Chipping Pioneer

    TPTB: links open in the same tab in Firefox on Android as opposed to in a new tab like previously.

    /waits for autistic screeching from the commentariat about using the wrong browser

    • Chipping Pioneer

      But the site is now faster and looks better.

      • Threedoor

        Font is smaller on my end. Not sure if that’s my phone or the site.

        Not opening links in new tabs anymore either.

      • Threedoor

        I’m using safari on the iPhone.
        Pertinent information.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      Does the same for me on yahoo and likely google.

    • rhywun

      Firefox on Widows does not have this issue. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • R.J.

        Interesting. Brave sure does open in the same window on Windows or iPhone. I went in and set all the links in this weeks’ GlibFlick manually to open a new window. Let’s see if it works.

      • R.J.

        Also: I think Firefox has a setting to force a new window for any and all websites. Chrome based Brave oddly does not.

    • DEG

      Same here. Brave, Linux, desktop.

      Also, no highlighting of new comments.

      • Grummun

        Also same, Brave on MacOS. And no highlighting.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    And, of course, instead of laughing and saying, “Well, that’s what you get for being stupid” the back country rescue teams rushed out to look for them.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Luckily for the Canadians, Suzuki tied the game back up at three apiece four minutes later

      You know, there are so many Suzukis in Canada, they really should always use his first name too.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Is it Swift? Or maybe Samurai?

  22. Evan from Evansville

    Well. I’m apparently still on Medicaid. I tried to get docs saying I *wasn’t* eligible anymore, with my ’25 Walmart $$. By my measure, I was quite over the threshold. I’m gonna say: I happily accept the handout. They’ve been quite good to me, frankly. Granted, I’m in affluency land, with services not overrun like they’d be ’round 32nd and Post, etc.

    I suppose that means I can cancel my marketplace accounts. That’ll save me substantial money, though I get a ~$470 Federal discount. Mighty curious. That’ll save nearly 25% of my monthly income. I strongly approve.

    I’ve frequently, exasperatingly, had to explain to folk that I can be, am, against policies that personally benefit me. No avail’s been found, on that front.

    • rhywun

      SSA is still dumping $3K a month into my checking account even though I went back to work full time in June and told them so.

      The company that my employer hired to assist me with this stuff (because no mortal can expect to interact with the SSA and retain their sanity) told me, no biggie. That’s just “in case you go back on disability”. But… “don’t spend it, because you’ll probably have to pay it all back”.

      I have no idea what I’m supposed to do at tax time.

  23. Evan from Evansville

    Craziest, most predictable news for me? Mamdani’s allowing mosques and everywhere to loudly proclaim their Allah chant at 5am. Before, they’d been given permission during Ramadan and some other occasion. Now it’s every day!

    Given these colonizers’ violent proclivities, I wonder how such an inclusive city, society, will adapt to their new neighbors who they *really* best be polite to. Ya know. To keep living.
    I hate to say they deserve it. They don’t. But they really, really. Kinda do.

    • rhywun

      I heard it was 3 mosques only. No idea, really.

      But it’s not like the city responds to any other noise complaint so sorry, New Yorkers. Deal with it.

    • slumbrew

      I hung with the woman’s hockey time a couple times in college and it was a mix; maybe 50/50 or a 60/40 tilt towards the sapphic.

      • slumbrew

        A lot of Canadians, obvs.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Canadian.

        Known beaver lovers.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        “Your mitt looks like a boa constrictor unhinged its jaw in an effort to consume a combat submarine.”

  24. Brochettaward

    Modern political discourse has devolved into two groups of normie assholes who think they’ve crossed over from being normies in the first place because of social media arguing over which side of the aisle consists of pedophiles.

    I have called the whole Epstein thing we are seeing play out a form of a psyop. The original point of the scandal is lost. The questions of who Epstein worked for are lost (for the skeptical here, whether he worked for anyone at all, I suppose). Whether there was blackmail material is lost. It’s now just a big gotcha game with so much useless information thrown out there with whatever may be real and relevant being drowned out by the noise.

    I pointed out months back before the whole kerfuffle on social media broke out over whether he was technically a pedophile that no…he wasn’t in the technical sense. Making this exclusively about the victims or even the particular assholes accused is almost besides the point of why this was a scandal in the first place and I don’t care if that sounds callus. The people who original raised questions are a blip on the radar screen now. You couldn’t have managed to smear and damage MAGA and to undermine those sorts of dangerous questions more than if you had tried (looking at Massie who I can’t help but think was a useful idiot at best in all this, a compromised asset at worst).

    The morons latching on this now, the delusional normies who don’t even realize they are the fucking manipulated normies, don’t even bother to ask themselves what sort of bumbling and decayed ruling class we currently have as a whole. It’s how many of the other side they can tie to this as if there’s someone keeping score and they’ll win if more of the other side end up being labeled as pedos than the other.

    It is true that Epstein had a thing for girls. That he used them for his own gains sexual and otherwise with a group of powerful men. It is true that some portion of them were underage. We don’t know exactly how young they went, but they seem to have been old enough to say not a pedophile. It’s an irrelevant point and a distraction to argue this (I saw Elizabeth Nolan Brown linking to some cosmotarian trying to claim this is all about shaming people for age gaps in relationships which is one of the more clownish takes I’ve seen). He has some kernel of a point that this is becoming a scandal for the wrong reasons and a moral panic of sorts, but that’s it. Twitter/X has that stupid character limit and I couldn’t yell this at him in few enough words so I’m here to take it out on you seconding sons a bitches instead.

    Epstein was an intelligence asset. Epstein was known to our intelligence agencies, potentially even working with them at times or entirely but definitely working for someone. Yes, it may have been (((them))). Episein was a tool used to compromise our corrupt, incompetent, feckless ruling class even more than they already are from being corrupt, incompetent, and feckless in the first place. It doesn’t matter which side had the most pedos. It doesn’t matter if one specific person was involved at this point. It’s about that overall picture. And he’s really just the tip of the iceberg probably in showing us how and why shit gets done in DC. It aint about principles for most of these people. You may say duh, I already knew that. But you didn’t really have the evidence showing you that it’s not just a lack of principle, but the fact that these people in power are manipulated and controlled to play their part in a giant machine the purpose of which is to dominate us peasants.

    On a deeper level? It reinforces and should prove that morality, ethics, and even laws are just tools to be used on little peop le and when used on the big people it’s often times just because they’ve outlived their usefulness.

    It’s a big club of sick, empty fucks and you aint in it. They aint looking out for you. It’s an abyss of depravity with a bunch of vultures looking to get theirs whatever that may be.

    There are people on here who think they don’t trust government, but who dismiss the idea of what I’m saying here. The idea of a conspiracy. Not because there isn’t evidence (this isn’t a court of law, so spare me arguments on whether there’s definitive proof), but because there’s an element of smugness and inconvenient aspects to this story for some people who have certain narratives they cling to. I can elaborate on those points, but I’m not here to attack the people here. Some may just have healthy skepticism, but some don’t. They’re just dismissive while pretending to be skeptics.

    Regardless, none of this theater is going to go anywhere. Shit will continue to be “revealed.” A lot of sound and fury will result for 5 seconds and then people will move onto the next piece of gossip with no progress of any kind being made as they get more focused on the details than the bigger picture.

    • Aloysious

      Saying that Epstein wasn’t technically a pedophile is a good way to rile up the obnoxiously political people at work. I’ve followed that point up by saying that when Trump and Epstein were hanging out, they were both Democrats. Shockingly, I don’t make friends.

      I’ll play Devil’s Advocate wrt Massie: He’s trying to exercise Congressional Oversight over the Executive Branch, more or less successfully. In doing so, he is drawing heat from both parties.

      • Brochettaward

        Narrative is that Massie is a maverick doing what he thinks is right.

        Maybe he is. I don’t object to him bucking Trump. I just question whether he was really acting so righteously. I don’t think it’s that crazy to suggest that any number of these congress critters could be compromised by any number of things they’ve done behind the scenes. The end result is the same regardless.

      • rhywun

        Good lord, I would never bring any of this stuff up at work.

        But yeah, it’s pretty clear that everyone is burying something. Supposedly Congress has all the unredacted pages now, don’t they? So why aren’t they telling us what’s there? Because it’s too explosive, would be my guess.

      • Aloysious

        Rhy: It’s self defense. I never initiate. My other response is to turn my back and walk away.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Money hole

    Just two days earlier, President Donald Trump had slammed the project as a “future boondoggle,” claiming in a Truth Social post that it will cost “many BILLIONS OF DOLLARS more than projected or anticipated.”

    ——-

    “I am thrilled that hardworking New Yorkers can now get back on the job and move forward with the most important infrastructure project in the country,” James said in a press release. “We will remain vigilant to ensure this funding continues uninterrupted, so that workers and commuters are never again left in limbo by the president’s targeted and unlawful whims.”

    Most important infrastructure project in the country. Haha, good one.

    • rhywun

      Trump administration releases $127 million

      That isn’t even a rounding error on the total cost of this project. Why is everybody arguing over such a tiny amount?

      • Sensei

        Because they keep stopping and restarting the work. And naturally the states don’t want to advance the funds.

        This way both sides can make political points while increasing the ultimate cost.

    • slumbrew

      So you’re saying I shouldn’t eat my headphones?

      • Sensei

        Or use them as a drink container.

        I’m not sure how quality that study was. Maybe if OMWC stumbles on this he will have an opinion.

    • Brochettaward

      On a long enough timeline, everyone is going to get cancer. If you don’t die from sharks or vicious pitbull puppy attacks, you are going to get cancer as your body seeks to destroy itself at some point. It’s not because The Great Firster is cruel, but because He is merciful that this happens.

      I can look at a name like ToxFREE and assume that the people behind it are dumb cunts selling shit to the sort of clowns who think crystals they buy at the Mall heal them.

  26. Brochettaward

    On the subject of Tony Gonzales, the Congress critter and not the pass catching TE (double entendre there if you catch my drift). I have noticed this trend for a long time now where fairly attractive to ridiculously gorgeous Hispanic women seem drawn to the most mediocre of Hispanic dudes. When I was in the Army, I had several NCO’s who were not attractive fellows. Short, pudgy, in one case a Mario and Luigi-esque mustache ec. And these were NCO’s in the Army. They have a certain level of perks as far as commoners go in terms of healthcare and job stability, but they aren’t wealthy guys. But they had fairly attractive wives. And the Hispanic wives i know tend to be more loyal than the others. Seem to be to me as an outsider/white guy I guess.

    Also, young white girls in general may have the absolute worst taste in men period.

    Gonzales is not an attractive man, but he had some smoking hot staff member willing to have an affair with him and then set herself on fire over it. The more I think about that, the more ridiculous is sounds. Not the female sleeping with a relatively powerful male boss part. The part where the 35 year old female with a 8 year old child would set herself on fire to off herself in the first place.

    • Sensei

      Yes on the attraction to power and same to her reaction.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    So it’s not like they left civilization to go out to the backcountry. They were in the backcountry and trying to get back to civilization.

    That makes a little more sense.

  28. Brochettaward

    Also, reading an Elizabeth Nolan Brown article and this caught my eye:

    Chief Hodges—who spends part of the press conference singing “Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places” and most of it making quips about those arrested as he shows their mugshots—complains that ICE “interfered with our operation” because people were suspicious of meeting the undercover cops, thinking they might be ICE

    Who can spot the issue here in what this little toad is saying about a sex sting operation they were running in Minnesota? The one that caught the ICE background checker supposedly looking for underage hookups.

    • slumbrew

      So the dudes going for underage sex didn’t want to accidentally run into immigration enforcement for some reason? I can’t imagine why.

      • Gender Traitor

        slummy, I seem to be running Monocle 4.4.1. Can you tell me how to find the 4.5.2 you mentioned in the ded thread?

      • Gender Traitor

        Never mind! Got 4.6.1.

      • Gender Traitor

        ERMAGERD! It counts the comments!!! 😃

      • Gender Traitor

        I think the only thing I’m not getting is the scroll to my most recent comment upon refresh. Don’t know if that’s WP or Monocle, but a tiny, tiny price to pay. Thanks to all for your efforts! I’m very grateful! 😊

      • rhywun

        the only thing I’m not getting is the scroll to my most recent comment upon refresh

        I think that is a WP thing and I love that it’s not doing that. The site is so much snappier without it scroll, scroll, scrolling every time I post a comment.

  29. Mojeaux

    It wasn’t me.

    This time.

    • R.J.

      Ha!
      It was probably me and all my post pictures.

    • Sensei

      At least he owned it.

  30. Pope Jimbo

    America’s Generals shouldn’t face political loyalty tests, leftists shout.

    What about the Washington Generals?

    • Raven Nation

      The Luftwaffe of basketball?

  31. Evan from Evansville

    DAMMIT. I’ve misplaced my phone in the house. Took the puppy out and was listening to Rogan, came back and reordered a few things, and after a few fairly deep searches in the house, I no longer have any idea where it was. Pissy part, is when I didn’t need that nap, I turned off my 830 and 845 alarms. Those woulda been nice about now.

    grgleglrgle blim-n-fargle

    • Evan from Evansville

      I found it. This is why I *hate* when people move or rearrange my things. Trouble is, it’s usually *me* rearranging my things to begin with.

      That was really dumb.

      • Threedoor

        You could have posted your number here and I could have called you with heavy breathing late at night.