Thursday Afternoon Liiinnnkss

Thursday Afternoon Liiinnnkss

Just to be clear, I was not the pinch hitter this morning. I don't know who was, but I did my Wotansday like I was supposed to. Did anybody even notice there were no links? Today was reptile show day at the day care. I have videos of a bunch of kids swarming an...

Martays Enlaces por la Tardy

Martays Enlaces por la Tardy

I actually can spell Tuesday afternoon links in Spanish, but it felt like doing it right would step on Mex's schtick. This is more the "old" Florida way of pronouncing Spanish words. Like "my-amuh". Anyhow, I'm covering for Mex who is covering for Sloopy and Banjos....

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Howdy there friends. Back with another addition of links. I think one of my kids has strep throat, another had it this weekend. Luckily, I am already on antibiotics because I had a cracked tooth extracted on Friday, so I ain't scairt. Grumpy, and trying to figure out...