Thursday Afternoon Links

Thursday Afternoon Links

Here we are again, my friends. I thought yesterday was Thursday for a while. Its getting into busy season here. Halloween, Boy Three's birthday, Mom's birthday and Thanksgiving in four weeks. We're dealing with a lot of shit here! And a bucket of fried chicken isn't...

Thursday Afternoon Soggy Links

Thursday Afternoon Soggy Links

Sorry, its been raining here for days. And several more to go. Everything's soggy including the links. Drought or downpour, that's the way here. I mean, the retards who run the water districts are still insisting that we are in drought conditions and passed water...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Thursday Afternoon Linkages

Happy Thursday, everyone. I am proud to announce that I am still married to my wife after 13 years. We had a very nice anniversary dinner and a night to ourself in a hotel room. Bern's was decent. Excellent wine list, decent food. My wife, who did a summer serving at...

Thursday Afternoon Links

Happy Thursday, y'all. I swear SugarFree definitely didn't ask me to do the links yesterday, and I definitely didn't forget. It all went down just like Tonio said. I was so hoping this was the last week in July, but no, there is more suffering to come before we get to...

Thursday Afternoon Links

Stuck with a sidekick today. The littlest got caught with a fever at daycare yesterday. Per usual, today he's absolutely fine and full of energy. I'm pretty sure we'll dope him up with Advil tomorrow, just in case. He's actually been pretty okay, except that he's part...