Monday Morning End o’ June Links

Monday Morning End o’ June Links

Good morning, y'all. Sloopy and Banjos are doing a drive home from summer vacation, so I'm filling in. I, er, may have missed a rotation last weekend. Florida Man, shit happened, yadda yadda. I did take my little kids to Peppa Pig World, adjacent to Legoland, just an...

Sunday Morning Goy Links

Sunday Morning Goy Links

Its high season for OMWC. In his part of the world, there's only 3 weeks of Spring, so he has to take full advantage of all of them. By June the kids have gotten too thin and wormy for his tastes. Wow, that went in a weird direction, but I'm leaving it in! My littler...

Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?

Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?

I don't remember how long I did the afternoon links weekdays when this site kicked off, but it felt like a really long time. That was, I believe before sons 3 & 4, so the memories of how to do it are lost to those BC days. I had to ask the editorial staff what...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Sunday Morning Gentile Links

OMWC had some perfidious thing to do. Swapping out the hot chocolate dispenser for an ice cream freezer in the back of the “free candy” van or something. In the meanwhile, I’ll try to entertain you guys. My youngest - now 3 - finally got his first haircut. He went...

Thursday Morning Links – Not Sloopy or Banjos!

Who am I? Why am I here!? Why am I making reference to a Vice-Presidential debate that occurred last century!? Sloopy and Banjos are off auctioning things. I hope Sloopy got his mustache to trustworthy proportions. Only thing worse than a slow talking auctioneer is...

Saturday Morning Links

Greetings from the Cincinnati airport. Or maybe I'll be home by the time these post. I'm tired. Been talking to my client base all week, and with all due respect to sales people and recruiters, we are definitely different breeds of dogs. We're doing training for a...

Sunday Morning Florida Man Links

Hey there friends. Happy Sunday. I took my oldest two to see the Dogman Movie. While I don’t generally hate these things, there were A LOT of adult movie references thrown in in a trying too hard manner. The Bad Guys short before the movie was far better. But, I took...