IFLA: The “NYC Music” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 15

by | Mar 15, 2026 | IFLA | 9 comments

It’s difficult to say what the worst day is going to be this week since so many of them are bad. Taking them in chronological order: Today: The closest conjunction of MERCURY RETROGRADE and Mars. This coupling of extraordinary chaos and war breaks up a bit, but Wednesday, the moon enters that conjunction reinforcing it. That doesn’t last long, but for those of you not stressing out about war get to look forward to MERCURY RETROGRADE aligning with Venus on Friday so romance takes the brunt. Saturday is no worse at least.

Pisces: Ace of Wands – Creation, invention, enterprise, principle, beginning, source, virility, boners.

Aries: 2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy, promises.

Taurus: Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination.

Gemini: 3 of Cups – The conclusion of any matter in plenty, perfection and merriment, parties n general, sorority parties in particular.

Cancer: 6 of Wands reversed – Apprehension, fear, treachery, disloyalty.

Leo: 9 of Swords –  Death, failure, miscarriage, delay, deception, disappointment, despair.

Virgo: King of Wands – The universal reading is honesty, others include a dark man, friendly, countryman, conscientious.

Libra: The Emperor – Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person; aid, reason, conviction, authority, will. 

Scorpio: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.

Sagittarius: 5 of Swords reversed – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss, burial, obsequies.

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9 Comments

  1. The Bearded Hobbit

    No love for Capricorns this week? Or maybe I just don’t want to know.

    • Gender Traitor

      Likewise Aquarius. Layoffs? DOGE cuts?

    • Ted S.

      Apparently the sorority girls are coming to my house to party this week. If they do I’ll let you know so you can join in on the fun.

  2. rhywun

    Never heard of that Echo song. Must have come out after I stopped paying attention to them.

  3. Sean

    “ Cancer: 6 of Wands reversed – Apprehension, fear, treachery, disloyalty.”

    Sounds like someone is getting some bruises.

    • Threedoor

      And because Reddit the comments go sideways to safety regulations and vaccinations.

  4. Threedoor

    King of wands?
    How about King of Pins?

    Got my wife her birthday/20th anniversary present. Still need to get it to the loft today. And she claims I still owe her a 20th present.
    https://ibb.co/WNyvQFF9

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