¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Mar 17, 2026 | Daily Links, I Am Lame | 48 comments

There’s a new .gif in these parts. Don’t say I never do anything around here…

..anyways. ¡Enlaces!

The only team that wants to play all their games in Mexico. I’m including Mexico itself, LA is a home field for them.

I’m old enough to remember we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Roger Daltry, you have a call on line one.

News from the alternate universe. Wouldn’t it be easier (and more honest) to just execute him?

Cubans abroad can now own businesses on the island. Depending on how you define “own”, and if you’re suddenly okay opening shop in light of daily blackouts, and the occasional protests.

Roger Daltry, you have a call on line two.

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48 Comments

  1. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    They would never execute someone, they are good people!

    Just ask them!

      • Beau Knott

        Heh. Years ago I had a fun conversion with a roommate. He asked “who is that?” It was a Yes album so I said “yes.”
        He said “no, who?” I said “yes” again. And so it went as he grew increasingly aggravated and I grew increasingly amused 😉
        Ah, the good old days of simple pleasures.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Exactly

  2. kinnath

    What .gif?

    Am I missing something?

    • Mad Scientist

      You don’t see bouncy, jiggly nip slip? It’s right there!

      • kinnath

        No, I do not see that. I see the new cover photo — motionless.

        I assume the company firewall is fucking with me again. Maybe when I get home.

      • rhywun

        It seems like a lot of you people glib at work?!

        I would not dare.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It works on my Mac. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • kinnath

        I truly appreciate the effort.

      • kinnath

        I found the video in the media library.

        Sweet!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        The lengths some people will go to see a nipple. NTTAWWT.

      • kinnath

        It’s not like I have any chance of seeing one in the wild.

      • slumbrew

        On my Mac, works in Safari, not in Firefox or Helium (a Chromium-based browser)

      • slumbrew

        Ah, it’s an .mp4 file – only Safari supports that in an img tag.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        So it really is Apple iNonsense? Let me get tech support on the line.

  3. Drake

    I’m old enough to remember when we didn’t sponsor terrorists. Now our pet head-chopper is running Syria.

    • (((Jarflax

      You must be much older than me, we had been sponsoring Papa Doc for a decade when I was born.

      • Beau Knott

        I’ll be 75 in June and I can’t remember a time we didn’t prop up dictators, terrorists, and other scum. We were just slightly more discreet about the thugs, aided and abetted by a small, at least partially controlled, media ‘social footprint.’

  4. Shpip

    It’s just a pure shame that whiskey isn’t on sale the day after St. Paddy’s the way candy is the day after Valentine’s.

    • The Other Kevin

      OnlyGlibs? Do I even want to know who took the feet pix?

      • Mad Scientist

        OnlyGlibs content is exclusively approved by a prominent forest lawyer.

      • The Other Kevin

        So feet should be the least of our concern.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I think in STEVE SMITHs case bad things are measured in feet, not inches.

    • Aloysious

      Globs get a blue page?

      I’m subscribing to ZARDOZ’S page. He bop.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Do they have cartons of milk in Venezuela to put Maduro on?

    • The Other Kevin

      Did you see how cute he and his wife look as cartoons? What kind of monsters are we to kidnap those two?

  6. rhywun

    home field for them

    It does get annoying at all the games played in the United States where the “home” team is not the United States. And believe me, the various leagues and organizations play that to the max.

  7. Shpip

    There’s a new sheriff soda in town

    “Sprite Chill just dropped a new MANGO CITRUS flavor at Walmart and it’s starting to arrive in stores now! This is a sequel to last year’s Strawberry Kiwi flavor and is available in 20oz bottles (full sugar only) and 12packs (regular an* zero sugar),” read a post on the Snackolator Instagram page, a respected food and beverage industry site known for first-to-market coverage.

    The only question I need answered is how well it performs as a highball mixer.

    • Rat on a train

      You need to offer something better to get me to deal with Walmartians.

  8. Aloysious

    If expat Cubans establish a business on Cuba, is that racism, gentrification, or capitalist running dog cultural appropriation?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Its insanity

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)
  9. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, no

    As if there wasn’t enough to worry about, there’s apparently a fringe far-right labor group making in-roads at Audi and Volkswagen factories across Germany. Luckily, Germany’s top industrial union has been able to keep its stronghold on the factories’ work councils, but it has certainly lost some ground. If there’s one thing you really don’t want, it’s far right folks in Germany. From Reuters:

    Zentrum, a self-styled union affiliated ⁠with the Alternative for Germany (AfD) party, said late on Sunday that it ​had won its first two seats at Volkswagen subsidiary Audi, at the ​premium carmaker’s headquarters in Ingolstadt. 

    A “far right” union? Perish the thought.

  10. Rat on a train

    Cesar Chavez day is off

    The farmworkers union founded by leaders Cesar Chavez and Dolores Huerta said it will not take part in annual celebrations of the famed activist following abuse allegations involving Chavez.

    The union, United Farm Workers, did not provide details about the allegations except that they are “deeply troubling,” involve “young women or minors” and some are tied to “family issues,” according to a Tuesday statement. UFW also said it doesn’t have direct reports or firsthand knowledge of the allegations.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      He was against illegal immigration, so he has to go.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Couldn’t have happened to a bigger asshole.

    • Q Continuum

      They (utterly stupidly) changed the name of Stadium Blvd. in Albuquerque to “Avenida Cesar Chavez” a couple of decades ago. I wonder if they’ll have to change it back now since he’s apparently in the process of being cancelled.

    • Rat on a train

      Working for Koch doesn’t pay the bills?

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