Dear Glibby,
I have grown this beard since I began “No Shave November” shortly before Thanksgiving when my wife said something that irritated me. So I stopped shaving when my shaver needed a recharge. I since charged it, but haven’t used it outside of some trimming to keep myself from getting patted down at the airport.
Now that I realize I’m going to get patted down anyways. Not just because I’ve become of those right wing anarchists in the 90’s, but because TSA is staffed entirely with homosexuals, and they’re getting help from ICE to find Mexicans like me…
Then what hit me was the demographic that began chatting with me at the gym completely changed. What once was women my age or slightly older has turned into a monstrous version of women slightly younger. Any that openly dress like my daughter I explicitly avoid, but one proved to be mildly retarded when I asked her about the new belt squat machine (Its freaking awesome). She proved it again when I ran into her at Whole Foods buying a particular brand of shitty hummus.
I was told its getting too bushy under the chin by my wife, and she’s not wrong. I haven’t trimmed that part at all and its actually over an inch long, but I’ve been doing the tuck and roll trick the Hasidic Jews and Islamists do, so its not too noticeable. Do I just say fuck it, and trim it or continue with my journey turning into yet another GWOT Vet with a beard?
Signed — Still not an Operator
¡enlaces!
Remember, the Orange Man is a Nazi dictator that is simultaneously under the control of Jews, Russians, Wall St Street, and apparently El Presidenté Mujer.
On that note, I was wrong. The aid ships to Cuba just got lost at sea, Hegseth didn’t drone them. My bad, I own this bad prediction.
Apparently 70 were killed in Haiti, with an additional 30 injured in what appears to be a clash between warlords. What happened to BBQ? He had that place on lock.
You know who else had a beard? Rob Zombie.
Keep the beard and start buying tactical pants.
I really don’t like the pants. Now the shorts on the other hand…🤌🏽
I grew the same beard for the same reasons, but shaved mine off almost two weeks ago.
Getting a day above 70 degrees is my usual signal.
I don’t think I’ve fully shaved my face since I ETSed. And it was Hitler stasche before that.
“Earlier in the week, the Cuban government celebrated after receiving another boat carrying 14 tonnes of humanitarian aid to the island.
The vessel, dubbed “Granma 2.0″ after the boat in which [the late Communist leader] Fidel Castro returned to Cuba to launch its 1950s revolution, delivered solar panels, medicines, baby formula, bicycles and food.”
Naming the boat after Castro’s boat is a bit of a giveaway. Also, I like bikes as much as the next guy, but I doubt Cuba is really short on those.
These gifts just enriched regime members.
Hegseth didn’t drone them.
Pete said “You don’t really need to drone these boats when you suddenly find yourself with access to a really nifty Israeli Weather Control Device. “
They departed Isla Mujeres, in Mexico’s easternmost state of Quintana Roo, on 20 March, and had been due to arrive at their destination on Monday or Tuesday.
It’s easy to get lost in a narrow body of water like that. I once got completely turned around between Alaska and Russia. Took a while to get my Bering Strait.
Isla Mujeres – 4 out of 5 stars, good food, good scenery.
Was Greta navigating?
Haiti’s National Police said it deployed three armoured vehicles, which were slowed by holes that gang members had dug in the road.
Cheap and effective.
Did they even need to dig? I wouldn’t be surprised if the roads were already that badly pitted.
“These roads are so bad, I feel like I’m driving in Pennsylvania!”
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/31/politics/judge-rules-that-white-house-ballroom-contstuction-stop
Judge rules that White House ballroom construction ‘has to stop!’
A federal judge on Tuesday blocked President Donald Trump from moving ahead with any further work on a massive new $400 million ballroom on the former site of the White House East Wing.
Leon, an appointee of former President George W. Bush, said he was delaying implementation of his ruling for two weeks for a possible appeal. But he warned that “any above-ground construction over the next fourteen days that is not in compliance” with his ruling “is at risk of being taken down depending on the outcome of this case.”
The crux of the issue, Leon concluded, was that Trump had not received approval from lawmakers to undertake the bold construction project, which he said was required by federal law.
🙄
Absurd.
Is there no way to impeach all these activist judges?!
It’s a freebie for the judge. Judge preens and postures for the camera. Puts his ruling on hold. Then dumps the issue into the laps of the appeals court.
And he gets to be a hero of The Resistance!
Invited to the best parties . . . . .
Invited to the best parties . . . . .
All the blue haired shenis the judge can handle
Yes, throw the judge into the wet concrete.
Based on current rates of consumption, less than a week’s worth. Maybe shorter if some U.S. commies fly in for a dance party.
This Bosnia/Italy game has been a gas.
This ref is the most forgiving I think I have ever seen.
Top Man Eric Berger understands what a clusterfuck NASA is. I wonder how he feels about the other experts at FedGov in areas he is less familiar.
https://arstechnica.com/features/2026/03/this-is-my-third-orion-launch-but-it-feels-totally-different/
Naming the boat after Castro’s boat is a bit of a giveaway. Also, I like bikes as much as the next guy, but I doubt Cuba is really short on those.
What are the odds those bicycles were made in China and are wifi enabled intelligence gathering devices?
Cuba has wifi?
Oops
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/03/entire-claude-code-cli-source-code-leaks-thanks-to-exposed-map-file/
Our glorious AI future awaits. 🙄
TOO LOCAL NEWS: A pair of wrecks at the Bedford, NH tollbooth.
Last Sunday featuring a DUI at 6:30 AM on a Sunday.
Earlier today featuring an EV and the governor’s security detail.
Crews have been working to remove the tollbooths since last year. The state accelerated its plans to remove the tollbooths after a fiery crash with one fatality in 2024.
Surprise!
I can’t tell if it is a Lucid or not.
The DUI was someone from Lawrence, MA.
Sounds like NH needs to build a wall….
So it’s a pellucid?
Though on the other hand, I have some former coworkers planning to move from MA to NH after their kids get done school. “NH isn’t fucked up like MA. It better stay that way!”
They are going to want the locals to provide more “services” and protect people from things.
You know, it kind of looks like the front end of a Dodge Charger, only really smashed down.
I think based on the wheels it is a Lucid Air.
https://lucidmotors.com/
The wheels were my basis.
It would fit the Masshole image.
NPR headline:
U.S. could exempt oil industry from protecting Gulf animals, for ‘national security’
Nice scare quotes.
Seriously, since when does “national security” outweigh our duty as the world’s zookeeper? That’s just crazy.
NPR hates the United States so naturally they prefer the animals.
Unless there are windmills involved, then those animals can fuck themselves.
Environmental defenders believe that if the committee votes to approve an exemption on Tuesday, it could have consequences for the endangered Rice’s whale, which lives its entire life in the Gulf. Scientists estimate that only about 51 Rice’s whales are left on Earth, all of them in waters of the Gulf of Mexico, which the Trump administration has termed the Gulf of America.
If we call it the Gulf of Mexico those whales will be Mexico’s problem.
51?
They’re genetically extinct already. Inbreeding will do the rest.
She learned from her former boss. But you need to go big. She didn’t learn that.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/ex-kaptur-aide-guilty-theft-bank-account-credit-card-debt-congress-rcna266044
Pyongyang next. 76 years of Norks killing Americans and American allies is enough. It’s time to end the Korean War. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I just want to invade Britain.
A lot of them might welcome us just like some Norks would.
Accountability for the judiciary? The horror!
Before signing the measure in a ceremony in Tampa, DeSantis called on the House to impeach 2nd Judicial Circuit Court Judge Tiffany Baker-Carper, who released Spencer pending sentencing.
TL,DR: Judge released guy convicted to trying to meet a kid for sex pending sentencing, guy then murders his five year-old stepdaughter. Swarthy lame duck governor urges state House to impeach judge.
I’ve got an idea. Hear me out.
Muttonchops. Dignified, yet sexy at the same time.
Muttonchops can be a good look on a small subset of humans. So can fedoras. Remember that.
Muttonchops do not work on my face. I’d look like a Reddit Moderator.
Fedora > Trilby > Pork Pie.
Robert E. Howard wore a fedora. So did Lovecraft and Hemingway.
MS would rock the fedora while sporting muttonchops.
Hey look at me misthreading.
That was meant for RJ.
Toll booth crash- look at those pretty orange flames. And that thick black burning-plastic smoke.
I notice nobody is even pretending to try to put it out.
Fedora > Trilby > Pork Pie.
Where do those dopey Austrian mountain climber hats fit in?
Mutant MArsupial hats are only slightly above pork pies. The only hats worse than pork pies are toques.
How about turbans, are turbans hats?
Those are trilbys, AFAIK.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrolean_hat
My beard gets too itchy after about a week.
You haven’t kept it up long enough.
Let the poor girl bath!
that got a snort from me!
To get the smell out of your nostrils no doubt.
Hey, what a surprise. Rick Steves is a lazy piece of shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/1s8cga5/notable_seattlebased_travel_writer_and/
Nothing stops you from writing a blank check to WA state, asshole. Another example of why dope degenerates belong in prison.
Beta pothead cuck. Used the 👍 gesture in Iran; immutably unsusceptible to absorbing foreign languages. Somehow on his second wife.
Devoted public servants
Three former FBI special agents who worked criminal cases against President Donald Trump and were then ousted by the administration have filed a lawsuit over their “illegal” firings, citing as evidence comments that the No. 2 official at the Justice Department made at a conservative conference last week.
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Former agents Michelle Ball, Jamie Garman and Blaire Toleman filed the lawsuit that seeks class-action status. It names Patel and Attorney General Pam Bondi and argues the agents “faithfully served” the country but were targeted by a “retribution” campaign that was “timed to drive headlines and curry favor with political supporters.”
The suit, one of at least three filed by FBI agents fired under Trump, argues that the administration has axed more than 50 FBI employees “without providing them any modicum of due process, and while disparaging their reputations and service in public statements around the time of the firings.”
They were just following orders.
Happy Holiday
Peak malaise TA. Looked cool though!
Celebration locations 50 years on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fjzng81n4I
A cam and milled heads really wake them up once the cat has been gutted.
I like it
Angine de Poitrine
I am not doing well with these people. I feel like a fucking looky-loo but also with my ears. Can’t look away.
https://youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si=tXZh91hyXrO3vuEO
That cry of anguish you heard a few hours was Rufus weeping in despair, refusing to be comforted.
ポジティブ – pojitibu
I can say the word in Japanese, but had no clue how they were going to romanize it. Looking at it makes sense, but never would have got it correct without looking it up.