Our little village is having a No Kings protest today at our traffic light. As usual, I will show up with drinks and snacks to hand out. And as usual, I will be painfully aware that these people are actually just fine with kings, they just want King Obama back in one guise or another rather than King OMB. It sucks to be this scornful of my friends and neighbors, but… Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht Anders. I will of course truthfully say that I am there to support their First Amendment right of free speech and protest, but at the same time, I will be cynically amused that their audience is the Progressive monoculture of Glibs Gulch and that the demonstration is nothing but moral preening. My big curiosity is if they’ve changed flags. Originally, everyone waved Ukraine flags, then suddenly, those were all traded in for Gaza flags. I am expecting IRGC flags this time, but we’ll see.
Birthdays today include a prince with a wonderful cognomen; a guy who said “Fuck that shit!”; a guy who was a real square; a religious guy I got to meet a few times, and had he not been Biden-senile, he would have hated me; one of the grand figures of my early childhood; a Polack joke with an unfunny punchline; one of the three most talented brothers in American music; the woman who put BPA on the map and caused us to move to Texas; a total piece of shit who left behind a smaller turd; and another asswipe who stuck us with his idiot progeny; an actual intellectual in academia; and a guy whose TV role was problematic.
Links are always problematic.
The stupidity is national. And very coordinated. In case you wanted to peek behind the paywall at Pooja’s dribblings.
The main lesson of Gaza is, “Don’t fuck with the Jews.” Some people are too retarded to get it.
The party of small government and private property rights.
Could this be the best headline ever?
“If we look behind the sofa cushions of those evil billionaires, I’m sure we can make this work.”
It was a stupid idea, it is a stupid idea, and will always be a stupid idea.
He’s often called black, but at his heart, he’s still Asian.
Here’s a preview of medical care in the US circa 2030.
Buffalo Punk circa 1981. A young SP’s favorite band. The Old Guy met and chatted with their singer/harmonica/rhythm guitar player some years ago when we were living in Texas- he played regular gigs at one of my favorite spots. True to his ethnic heritage, he had become an accountant. Ahhh, punk!
Poor Tiger.
Reporting “injured” U.S. servicemen is really starting to annoy me. They didn’t sprain ankles in the base softball game.
They were WOUNDED in combat in this stupid war. They better get the Purple Hearts and benefits they deserve.
How has Tiger Woods not hired a driver yet?
Seriously. How is he even allowed to drive.
This is his fourth crash.
Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht Anders.
I bet the Gay Glibs would be happy to do Anders.
“Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht Anders”
Splitters!
“I am expecting IRGC flags this time”
Can (((you))) show up with an Israeli flag?
The good Persians have a flag with a lion.
I can, if I wish to have my business boycotted.
There are economic benefits to broken windows!
JI outs himself as the glazier in OMWC’s town.
I cannot lie, I love me some Big Glass.
a guy who was a real square
Happy birthday Paul Lynde!
That was my guess
one of the three most talented brothers in American music
Happy birthday Shaun Cassidy!
“The stupidity is national. And very coordinated.”
Cut off the foreign money.
Does Congress ever do anything besides argue over money?
It’s not the spending, it’s the recipients that cause the problem.
Good morning, OM
I’m wondering if the King’s Event will be over by this evening when I take Mrs F out for dinner to celebrate putting up with me for the last 52 years..
It could be rather raucous downtown Podunkville.
Congrats!
+1
“Many MAID providers act in good faith,” Dr. Ramona Coelho
Considering Canada today…. I smell bullshit.
Which is an admission that the Canadian government is paying people to kill other people in bad faith.
Aren’t all MAID providers employees of the Canadian health bureaucracy?
Most doctors are independent contractors, though their businesses are tightly controlled by the government and the government is their only customer. Typically they are paid a fee for service for MAID.
Ah, so medical NGOs so to speak.
And in this case the total fee would be about $1200. Canadian dollars.
I hope you report back.
Every time I think the Protestor-American community can’t sink any lower, they prove me wrong. Supporting the theocracy in Iran when it violates every single one of their soi-disant moral principles, just, wow.
Trump has run into the Law of Unintended Consequences in Iran.
I seem to recall the brouhaha in Iraq, something like “This ain’t the jungle” in reference to the 20 year surprise in Viet Nam.
The Iranians just don’t know what’s best for themselves.
It will be entertaining watching them wander around without Trump to protest against.
Oh, they’ll just pivot immediately to Vance being more evil than Trump, and treat this as though it were the most obvious and natural thing.
Look at how American communists were anti-Nazi up until the Molotov-von Ribbentrop pact, and immediately did a volte-face until June 1941, and then acted like they were the Cassandras speaking about the Nazi menace.
Because Palestinians are so feminist and LGBT?
I don’t think the professional left has much interest Iran, except some of them when they are finding it useful to pretend to be anti-war but they seem conflicted. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If anything, I’ve heard of more anti-regime protesting going on.
No, it’s still going to be all keffiyehs and Pali flags today.
““We just say to trans people, well, unless you’re in dire need, and these are the words from the statute, ‘of defecating or urinating,’ stay out. Figure out some other way,” state Sen. James D. Ruchti (D) said during debate on Friday. “This isn’t how we treat people in our society.””
So it’s retarded socon virtue signalling twice over.
He is unpure!
I’m so clever, stealing Maher’s signature call out. JFC
You’d think the House would say “We’re not even taking up your stupid DHS funding bill until you pass the SAVE Act.” And Trump would say the same thing – the next bill I sign will be the SAVE Act.
The fact that Nobody Who Matters is putting pressure on the Senate to clean up voting speaks volumes.
And these clowns want me to vote for them in November. Give me a reason. And “I’m not a Democrat” doesn’t count.
The fact that Nobody Who Matters is putting pressure on the Senate to get rid of this useless agency speaks volumes.
Let’s ask Reagan’s ghost about the Dept of Education.
Remember when Trump said that he was getting rid of that stupid and destructive money-suck? Good times.
Remember when Trump said that he was getting rid of that stupid and destructive money-suck? Good times.
I detect insufficient levels of plan trusting. Secretary McMahon’s moving around of programs is setting the stage to end the Department. Report for re-education.
I still don’t get why the GOP is against the SAVE act.
Risking victory.
That can’t be the argument they are making, even internally.
See the Uniparty.
Article doesn’t say what the Rooney Rule is. Is that the one where teams have to waste the time of some black guy to hire a white guy?
That be da rule.
Yes. And the black guys are pretty annoyed about the whole thing.
That’s why they need benevolent white folks, looking out for them.
Yes. You could be promoting your assistant coach and you still have to find a random black guy to interview.
This is the law of Rooney:
Thou shalt signal virtue and love for thy dark skinned brethren in this fashion.
Shoudst thou find thyself in need of a General Manager, he who is charged by the Lord with the selection of the Head Coach and Lesser Coaches, and with the selection of kine in the annual distribution of kine, thou shalt meet face to face with no less than two candidates who are either of the descendants of Ham, or of the people of Sinim and not of thy house, or should none of the darker men meet your fancy, you may meet this obligation by meeting in person with women, not of your house.
Shoudst thou find thyself in need of a Head Coach, he who is charged by the lord with selection of kine for the disporting upon the Sunday field, and with the selection of the Lesser Coaches, and with the arrangement of kine in each play of the disporting upon the Sunday field, thou shalt meet face to face with no less than two candidates who are either of the descendants of Ham, or of the people of Sinim, and not of thy house, or should none of the darker men meet your fancy, you may meet this obligation by meeting in person with women, not of your house.
Shoudst thou find thyself in need of a Coordinator of the assault, or of the defense, or of the special actions, those who serve under the Head Coach and are charged with the arrangement of the kine in the principle units of the herd, and instruction to the kine of the required movements in the disporting upon the Sunday field, thou shalt interview no less than two candidates who are either of the descendants of Ham, or of the people of Sinim, or should none of the darker men meet your fancy, you may meet this obligation by meeting in person with women.
Shoudst thou find thyself in need of a Lesser Coach in charge of the senior kine who throwest the prolate spheroid, or another Lesser Coach of similar status, thou shalt interview at least one candidate who is either of the descendants of Ham, or of the people of Sinim, or should none of the darker men meet your fancy, you may meet this obligation by meeting in person with a woman.
Thus was the law given by the Great Rooney in the Days of His White Guilt at the confluence of the Rivers!
::bows head in reverence::
I don’t understand why teams don’t call in the black janitor, ask him if he’d like a 10% raise, and be done with it.
Probably gay and injured new Supreme Leader should identify as transgender – xe would be the toast of the town.
“Lancaster had a fractured sacrum, a break in a bone at the base of the spine that’s connected to the pelvis. She and her daughter, Jordan Weaver, allege that, while still in the emergency department, a young doctor at Vancouver General Hospital (VGH) raised the option of a medically assisted death.”
Over a broken bone?
They shoot horses, don’t they?
“I’m not dead yet”.
Glad I’m not Canadian…
” Reporters clock, producers jock. They wanna be down with The King “
He lives in a Palace
A palatial double-wide?
™
Responding to the overnight
I had parents and grew up in a one-TV household.
No, I said Goldeneye was.
😂🤣
I feel like we’ve been down this road before. I wonder how that worked out.
Looks like this is real. We lined up a bunch of tankers on a tarmac in Saudi Arabia and they got hit.
https://x.com/i/status/2037584355246121285
BWAHahahahahaha
My brother said the USAF kept their planes stored in close formation so they were easier to guard. This was at Hickam Field.
Behind a paywall, but judging by what I see that is not behind the paywall, I wonder if the tweet is referring to an attack about two weeks ago.
“Progressive Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.) is calling for illegal immigrants to be paid reparations over alleged trauma they sustained from the Trump administration’s crackdown and ICE operations across the US.
Jayapal made the shocking revelation on Friday in front of a panel of “experts” during a hearing she hosted titled “Kidnapped and Disappeared: Trump’s Attack on Children.””
https://nypost.com/2026/03/28/us-news/washington-rep-pramila-jayapal-calls-for-reparations-for-illegal-immigrants-traumatized-by-ice/
CWAC
Our stock of progressive politicians has to be one of the dumbest groups of people to ever walk the planet.
To be fair, Republican Congress isn’t a bunch of geniuses either.
No, they aren’t.
But Jesus fucking Christ, this shit is just mind numbingly retarded.
I hereby Christen my bayonet “Reparations”
“The Venezuelan illegal immigrant accused of murdering Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman is missing a part of his brain and has the “development of a child,” his lawyer said in court Friday.
Jose Medina-Medina, 25, was held without bail by Chicago Judge D’Anthony Thedford after his defense attorney argued he’s cognitively challenged from a previous gunshot wound to the head, according to reports by Chicago Sun Times writer David Struett on X.
Medina-Medina was shot in the head during a robbery when he was living with his mom in Colombia, where they fled in 2016 after the mother was allegedly raped by a government official, his defense attorney, Julie Koehler said.”
https://nypost.com/2026/03/27/us-news/illegal-immigrant-accused-of-killing-sheridan-gorman-is-missing-brain-part-has-development-of-a-child-defense-lawyer-claims/
No one is retarded on stolen land!
King’s Hawaiian Bread is missing a real sponsorship opportunity today.
“Druski (real name Drew Desbordes) is a black comedian who is apparently obsessed with dressing up like white people…
In his latest TikTok video titled ‘How Conservative Women in America Act,’ Druski sports a white pantsuit and glittering cross necklace while dancing amid sparklers. It’s an on-the-nose impersonation of Erika Kirk, the widow of late conservative activist Charlie Kirk.”
https://archive.fo/kXL3R
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15685801/erika-kirk-druski-whiteface-KENNEDY.html
His black preacher skit was pretty funny, but this is just cringe and sad.
I simply don’t get the compulsion the left has to go after Erika Kirk.
They’re a bunch of sick fucks.
Not just the left
That’s true. The counter-right (or whatever those looney toons are known as) are as bad or worse.
And the shit I’m unhinged too.
“Participants were enrolled between 2002 and 2009, 69 percent were black and 87 percent earned less than $25,000 per year. All were enrolled in Medicare and Medicaid.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15685133/The-exact-salty-foods-you-actually-eat-without-risking-health-according-science.html
What a weird study.
I’m curious as to how the American left will react to Europe saying enough is enough for migration, and how the European left might shift its framing of OMB and his illegal migrant stance.
“In the trial, 10 type 1 diabetics underwent transplantation of islet cells, tiny clusters of specialized cells scattered throughout the pancreas that produce hormones to regulate blood sugar.
After just four weeks, all 10 achieved insulin independence, meaning their bodies were able to produce insulin on their own without costly supplemental injections.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15681835/type-1-diabetes-cured-islet-cell-transplant.html
Hope the link works.