Oddly, we had our local election in Glibs Gulch on Wednesday rather than Tuesday because of a state law forbidding elections on St. Patrick’s Day. That seems counterintuitive since before voting is absolutely the most appropriate time to take a few slugs. In any case, with the village party registration running 95% Team Blue, a Team Red candidate is ridiculously overmatched. But it’s fine, I just had an excuse to take a few slugs myself. I still slightly outperformed the party percentages, but not by much. This is enough to win me some sympathy from Prime, so I’ll exploit that angle all I can when I see her tonight. She is comforting me at an excellent little pizza place that has the weirdest and most wonderful wine list of any place I’ve ever eaten.
Birthdays today include a guy who wrote some songs in between massive amounts of fucking; a guy whose work was truly transformative; a guy who completely trolled us on his last name; a guy whose life’s work turned out to be folly; a guy who was John Wayne long before there was a John Wayne; the Adolf Eichmann of grapes; Q’s spirit animal; a guy who has had sex with horses; a woman who has had sex with… god knows what; and a guy who totally didn’t get where he is because of his parents, nossir.
And, unlike Sloopy, my parents had zero to do with Links.
Nothing like Afghanistan, perish the thought.
And of course this would never be treated with the same outrage and pity party indulgence as a hit in Gaza would. Then again, the Jews put their kids in shelters during an attack.
I’m as absolutist a 1A guy as you’ll ever meet, but this decision seems ludicrous on several levels. Non-paywall version.
California is also trying THIS and it will be shot down on appeal at light speed.
This guy is being hilariously ratioed in the comments and on the Twatters.
If you’re a geek, you’ll immediately think “Gully Foyle.”
The Old Guy gave this as a what-if problem to his intro physics students some years back. Damn good song, better than my homework problem.
whaddup doh’
L’Chaim !
“a woman who has had sex with… god knows what”
Even SugarFree doesn’t want to know.
Revealing would be a crime against humanity.
“International media, including CNN and The Guardian, highlighted the unprecedented move”
That settles it.
““Without the U.S.A., NATO IS A PAPER TIGER!” Trump wrote. “They didn’t want to join the fight to stop a Nuclear Powered Iran. Now that fight is Militarily WON, with very little danger for them, they complain about the high oil prices they are forced to pay, but don’t want to help open the Strait of Hormuz… COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER!”
He has a point.
If they blame us for Hormuz being closed, shouldn’t they declare war on us?
If Trump gets us out of NATO I’ll consider forgiving him for breaking so many promises.
All politicians break promises.
He also said he would bomb the shit out of Iran if they wouldn’t agree.
Regardless, Kamala would have been a million times worse.
Yes
a guy who wrote some songs in between massive amounts of fucking
Happy birthday Freddie Mercury!
a guy whose work was truly transformative
Happy birthday William Shatner!
Fuck Canada.
Don’t you mean Shat on Canada?
“Eh, fuck you, buddy!”
“…a guy whose life’s work turned out to be folly”
No love for Robert Fulton ?
Nor William Seward.
an excellent little pizza place
Vegan pepperoni is not physically possible.
“A federal judge on Friday ruled that the Pentagon’s restrictions on news outlets violate the First Amendment and issued an order tossing parts of the department’s policy, handing a victory to The New York Times, which filed suit in December over the restrictions.”
Holy shit, that’s the most you can tell us about your own lawsuit?
“Freedom of the press” does not mean “privileges for people who have a press card from certain outlets”.
and a guy who totally didn’t get where he is because of his parents, nossir
I hope you’re enjoying burning in hell, John McCain!
They are killing 1010 WINS?
It was perfect for my AM bathroom preparations. You tune in any time and listen for 20 minutes and it repeats. So essentially you get updated news in 20 minute chunks.
How in this internet age and for most people, especially young ones who don’t know WTF a radio is, not a winning business?
Is that the one with the fake teletype in the background? I liked hearing that a lot in cabs.
They killed that like over a decade ago, but yes they had that.
KNX 1070, News Rayy-Dee-Ohh 🎶
(deep Don Pardo-like announcer over telex): KNX news time:…
My dad listened all the time. I assumed the station was immortal.
Huh I used to live on that street, several generations of woke ago. Yikes that place is a bit much.
The pizza is great, the wine list is incredible, who cares about their little market positioning as “more Prog than Progs could dream.”
Oh I keed. You know where I live. I deal, but poke fun as needed.
One thing I have to say about employee-owned or co-op is that with their own skin in the game, the service and quality can be much better.
She is worse than Nikki.
I am hoping to be out of this state before she somehow wins another election and it becomes safe for her to proceed with the blowout taxing and spending that commie in NYC is demanding.
I need to explain some things about NJ…
LOL yeah no kidding.
There is a difference in magnitude though. NY city and state are in a class by themselves.
Have you paid no attention to California politics?
“Another alleged social media post the Washington Free Beacon apparently found shows New York City’s First Lady using the n-word.”
But not in a racist way.
Neo-con?
“a” not “er” and not in reference to blacks.
I can’t wait to hear that some of her best friends are Jews.
Lol, likely her accountant to help get them below poverty level so they aren’t subjected to the ridiculous taxation they pass.
Jews in name only.
It’s the weekend and I will likely have one for the first time in about two months.
I see that the president’s stance on the Iran conflict is about as clear as light sweet crude.
Gravity‘s gone is a wonderful tune. It made me a fan of Drive by Truckers.
So I’m sure the judge will be allowing reporters into his chambers whenever they want, right?
Let them in the jury rooms during deliberation too.
I get a visceral feeling of disgust any time I see him or her.
Their hateful views were well-known before the election; I don’t know why anyone is acting surprised at this point.
IKR? He could have worn a “I Hate Jews” t-shirt.
“If you’re a geek, you’ll immediately think “Gully Foyle.”
paywalled
Don’t you people know how to get around that?
When I tried the archive site caught a pop-up.
When I get that drunk, I refer to it as “time traveling”.
Here’s a little Black Joe Lois for your morning coffee.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igI-sN5W6ig
Louis
Only if you’re a terminally woke piece of shit “politics is everything” asshole.
How will that guy’s life summary of good old Bobby DeNiro read I wonder?
My guess “Politics defined his brave stances” or some bs
Are hot Australian chicks obsessed with Taylor Frankie Paul?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfyIb8Pfs6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BSSK6FbLLc
For the GWOT Vets still in, memories of Afghanistan will seem like a nice vacation. No drones, no missiles, far fewer mountains..
We got mortars and Chinese/french rockets.
War has changed.
Willkie, Dewey, and Stevenson pout and kick pebbles. Or would have.
We can’t all be Coolidge you know.
“At 78, legendary actor Arnold Schwarzenegger certainly isn’t slowing down — instead heading back to the gym to reclaim his role in the “Conan the Barbarian” sequel.
Schwarzenegger is reportedly pushing himself harder than ever, determined to return to peak physical shape as he reprises one of his most iconic roles in the long-awaited sequel, according to the National Enquirer.”
https://nypost.com/2026/03/20/entertainment/arnold-schwarzenegger-bulks-up-for-role-in-new-conan-the-barbarian-movie/
Do steroids come in gallon jugs?
Male version of all the “flaunts her stunning abs” click-bait-and-switch they post.
And it’s also only guys that click on any of them.
Women check out other women all the time.
“Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Deputy Brandi Tenlen had made $6,000 in 16 months in her side-hustle as a content creator on the adult content site FeetFinder.com, “publishing inappropriate and pornographic footage of herself and performed sexual acts in exchange for money,” according to WPBF.
Tenlen, a 21-year veteran of the force assigned to the Palm Beach County courthouse, allegedly recorded her content while wearing her “PBSO Class B” uniform in at least one of her videos….
Tenlen allegedly didn’t hide away from her content, rather openly discussing her account with coworkers while at lunch and even showing them photos of her feet with a “tribal-style dragon design in black ink.”…
The foot-obsessed officer had shown at least one video to a third deputy, where she recorded herself wearing a karate uniform kicking an unidentified man “repeatedly in his genitals until he collapsed.””
https://nypost.com/2026/03/21/us-news/florida-deputy-brandi-tenlen-resigns-as-probe-exposes-her-online-fetish-account-selling-videos-and-photos-in-uniform-report/
Wouldn’t that be sexual harassment?
Foot footage?
What a feat!
Didn’t Marvin Gaye sing about sexual heeling?
I think that was Captain and Toenail.
Seeking permission for the off duty job.
That’s some BS right there.
“This nightmare scenario Singer experienced is a viral phenomenon known online as “alpine divorce” — which is when a male friend, family member or romantic partner abandons a female in an outdoor setting, sometimes as a supposed “test,” like what John did, or sometimes out of sheer impatience.
A quick search of the term on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly Twitter) shows hundreds, if not thousands, of alpine divorce victims sharing their horror stories.”
https://nypost.com/2026/03/20/lifestyle/alpine-divorce-women-say-men-ditch-them-on-hikes/
doubt
Guys do the same thing to other guys all the time and nobody writes tears filled articles over it.
Climbers use the term “French break” for when a group has a person lagging behind. The party will stop for a break and immediately get up and restart when the last person arrives.
“OpenAI said Friday a technical glitch caused ChatGPT to flag links to Republican websites as being potentially unsafe for users to click.
The apparent bug affects links to WinRed, the official Republican Party donation platform, but does not appear to warn users against clicking on links to ActBlue, the primary Democrat campaign fundraising platform.”
https://nypost.com/2026/03/20/us-news/openai-claims-chatgpt-flagged-gop-websites-as-potentially-unsafe-because-of-a-technical-glitch/
“technical glitch”
Inevitable when 90% of the internet has a leftist bias. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Reality has a liberal bias”.
Somehow it only goes in one direction.
“Lesbian prison secrets of ‘hell on wheels’ teen Mackenzie Shirilla who killed boyfriend and friend by crashing into wall at 100mph… as inmates reveal her mean girl antics behind bars”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15654623/mackenzie-shirilla-hell-wheels-teen-lesbian.html
https://archive.is/1t0IA
Doesn’t sound like she’s being punished.
I may read that in my bunk later.
Arnold was a little wimp.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NBATalk/comments/1l77t4q/wilt_chamberlain_with_andre_the_giant_and_arnold/
“California tried to do this to me. I was living in Texas when they unilaterally “attributed income” to me and sent me a tax bill.”
We are leaving VA and moving to Florida. The recent bill to raise the tax rate to 10% was the final straw. We found a family to take over our homestead, livestock and all included, so it’s worked out well.
I can’t fathom paying all that money VA to live here while the state is being remade into NJ.
Business has taken off. Over 10 full time employees now and planning another round of expansion in a few months. I’ve read some of the conversations around AI, and all I can say is that AI has been essential for us. It’s the difference between hiring 10 people with shovels to dig a hole versus one who knows how to operate an excavator.
Congratulations!
That’s great. Congratulations!
I’m a GP who knowingly signs healthy people off work
With the NHS at breaking point, doctors like me feel pressured to issue inappropriate sick notes simply to save time
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/19/i-sign-healthy-people-off-work/
See if you are skeptical of too much sick leave all the lefties get angry but in europe it seems it is abused more and more. Germany leads and as i work with lots of people of varied nationality, anecdotally germans are sick a lot, often on leave.
Here in the U.S. of A., plenty of docs seem to be willing to sign off on extra time off even without pressure. My boss says when he asked one of his doctors for the release to return to work, the doc asked him, essentially, “How long do you want to take?”
I have purchased one of your American wines at great discount and I have a feeling I am not gonna like it. I also question the business acumen of 75% discounts.
Carmel Road Pinot Noir Monterey County Jackson Family … paid me 8 american bucks for it. how bad can it be for 8 bucks.
Pretty damn bad
It is like Don Quixote medicine, where you become ill out both ends at once?
wine-searcher.com has it for around 40 dollars outside the US and 12 at a US store… I bought it for 8 thinking it is a 40-50dollar bottle not a 12 dollar bottle…
Jeep a waterproof trash bag nearby in case of a wine rejection emergency.
Keep
did you actually drink the wine?
Your next tasting should be a jug of Boone’s Farm. Easy on the wallet.
I’d recommend either the 2025 Country Kwencher or the more recent Tickle Pink. Both pair well with Taco Bell or White Castle.
No, I was asking you if you did, but my typing and sentence structure is sub-par this morning. Commenting and simultaneously attending a severe weather reporting class is not conducive to proper communication.
well i did not get it deliver yet. I am planning to use it on my cousins on Easter
weirdest and most wonderful wine list of any place I’ve ever eaten.
ill have a medium with fresh mozz and spicy sausage and mushrooms and a glass of nebbiolo
Last time we were there, we got a bottle of a sparkling Lagrein from the Pfalz. I had no idea such things existed.
And it was delicious.
Sympathies for that Carmel Road industrial swill.
i mean 8 bucks I spent more money for a beer I did not like 🙂
a guy who completely trolled us on his last name
But he was modest.
“Brazilian Politician Fabiana Bolsonaro Wears Blackface in Explosive Viral Speech Protesting Transgender Ideology: ‘Painting My Face Black Doesn’t Make Me Black’
The protest targeted Erika Hilton, a biological male who identifies as a woman and serves as a federal deputy for the far-left PSOL party.
Left-wing politicians and activists have predictably erupted in outrage, filing ethics complaints and demanding Bolsonaro’s expulsion from the assembly for “racism and transphobia.””
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/brazilian-politician-fabiana-bolsonaro-uses-blackface-viral-speech/
LOLOLOL
THAT’S DIFFERENT!
I gotta say that’s kind of clever.
“House Democrats have overwhelmingly voted against a bill allowing the deportation of illegal aliens who harm police animals.
The Bill to Outlaw Wounding of Official Working Animals Act, known as the BOWOW Act, passed 228-190….
The bill states that a non-citizen who is “convicted of, or who admits to having committed, an offense related to harming animals used in law enforcement is inadmissible and deportable.”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/house-democrats-oppose-bill-deport-illegal-aliens-who/
CWABOA
I’d be tempted to vote no since it is retarded trash at the federal level. Not that I’m giving Democrats any credit for having that principle.
I’m thinking harming a police dog is already illegal. So superfluous gesture. The Dems voted against it because they are for illegal immigration.
CT is right.
“Illegal aliens” are already deportable.
Recalculating…
In an op-ed Friday, Hochul laid out a handful of significant changes she’s urging lawmakers to make to the state’s landmark 2019 climate law, which requires New York to slash its greenhouse gas emissions 40% by 2030 and 85% by 2050 – goals the state is already on track to miss.
That includes punting the regulations for the state’s emissions-cutting program for another four years to the end of 2030, a move that would effectively nullify that year’s mandate. Hochul then would add a new benchmark for 2040 and keep the 2050 mandate while changing the methodology used to calculate emissions, a move that would instantly put the state closer to meeting its goals.
The op-ed, published on the Empire Report, a news aggregation site, comes after Hochul has hinted for weeks that she wants to roll back the law known as the Climate Leadership and Community Protection Act, which she once enthusiastically supported as a way to combat the negative effects of climate change.
Now, Hochul says she still supports the overall spirit of the law, but claims the state can’t meet the 2030 mandate without imposing major costs on utility customers.
What’s the problem? If you want people to use less of something, make it more expensive. You don’t think she’s worried about extreme right wing populism, do you?
Oh no bitch, you wanted it, you get it – good and hard.
I’m guessing she gets it good and hard as often as Rosie O’Donnell.
Ew.
FTFY
Watching this play out is hilarious. Librul tears as they realize the whole thing was a fucking con-game.
Manhattan Contrarian is going to have a field day.
Didn’t Marvin Gaye sing about sexual heeling?
Close
went to a specialty coffee festival today and goddamn it was packed. You could barely walk.
The vindication of Fukuyama (and other stories)
Wrong Side of Newsletter #76
https://www.edwest.co.uk/p/the-vindication-of-fukuyama-and-other
Hasan says Cubans in Miami vs Cuba are “complete opposites” after experiencing it firsthand
“All the good Cubans stayed here and the crazy ones flew up there [Miami].. It’s just such a strange cognitive dissonance to experience in real time”
https://x.com/bloomjpg/status/2035115853876781087
CWAA
A commie is going to cover for other commies. No surprise there.
Environmental advocates accused Hochul of trying to gut the climate law.
They’ve brought a lawsuit seeking to force the governor’s administration to finalize climate regulations it has delayed for more than a year, the same regulations Hochul is now trying to push to 2030. As currently proposed, those regulations would include a “cap-and-invest” program, which would set a cap on emissions and require polluters who exceed the cap to pay for “allowances” that would be used to fund climate-friendly projects.
Environmentalists say the climate law’s benefits more than cancel out any costs. They called on lawmakers to reject Hochul’s proposals.
Elizabeth Moran, New York policy advocate for Earthjustice, the nonprofit leading the lawsuit against the state, said Hochul’s plan would allow her to “ totally renege on the climate law so she can keep doing nothing instead of working together with the Legislature to drive down New Yorkers’ skyrocketing energy bills.”
*baffled silence*
So niggardly is bad, but we’re still cool with renege?
Just checking.
I hope the greenies win. Show us how it’s done NY. I await your affordable ecological paradise.
*gales of laughter*
These people should be institutionalized. Anyone that delusional is a clear danger to themselves and everyone around them.
https://htv-prod-media.s3.amazonaws.com/files/wh-letter-re-dhs-funding-signed-69b9cf7a51d11.pdf
No sensitive areas exception to immigration enforcement. If you’re in this country illegally, you will be deported. You are not a citizen. You have zero rights here, other than the right to return to your country of citizenship. Anything beyond that is granted on sufferance that may be changed.
Loose lips
A jury in California found that Elon Musk defrauded Twitter shareholders during the runup to his $44 billion acquisition of the social media company, according to a verdict issued on Friday.
Total damages could reach up to $2.6 billion, attorneys for the plaintiffs said.
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Musk’s attorneys argued their client’s remarks were based on well-founded concerns about bots, spam and fake accounts on Twitter, and did not amount to securities fraud or a scheme to depress the company’s stock price.
The jury said that though Musk had made false and misleading statements that harmed some Twitter shareholders, he did not engage in a specific scheme to defraud investors.
While the verdict marks a stinging rebuke for Musk, the financial implications are minimal considering his net worth, which currently sits at about $650 billion, according to Bloomberg.
What the heck. He can afford it.