The bluff pt.1

by | Mar 2, 2026 | Architecture, Choose Your Own Adventure, Outdoors | 84 comments

As part of our property we own the bluff behind us, complete with game trails, fossils and now small mudslides. After cutting down an old 50 foot ficus tree we now have a bare wall that needs terraforming, otherwise my hill will end up in the backyard, so we plan.

Terracing

the hill, it get steep fast

I decided that I was going to do terracing at least 3 stages high, until it turned into the Waimea Bay giant wave that I had to encounter next.

I had a ton of large mason blocks delivered then had to hump it to the back yard, not fun at all, and then my nice stacks went over like dominoes, at least it’s close to the work space.

50 of these things at around 40lb. each, My back say NOOOOO!
40 f the smaller stones go on the wall itself
Very ancient river rock from far away
Fossil

Once several of the terraces have been established, I’m going to put in lots of Hardy plants to create a nice root structure and help hold the bluff together.

I was fortunate enough to have a good friend haul all of the blocks up on the pony wall where I can just flip them over and set them in place.

next comes the dirt time…

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84 Comments

    • Bobbo

      Very much so,

  1. Muzzled Woodchipper

    From the ded thread:

    How does this benefit America’s interests? Honest question.

    If we want to be realistic about what it does for America, it helps to be amenable to the idea that it could be beneficial.
    First and foremost, its puts China, and Russia to a lesser degree, in a very bad spot. China will be our biggest threat in the coming decades. Putting a stranglehold on their oil supply weakens China in ways most of us can’t really understand, but also in ways we should not discount for lack of understanding. They’ve now lost 2 of their 3 oil suppliers, and Russia is in shambles. Toppling Iran resets the global chessboard in heavily favorable ways.

    I don’t understand how it’s not readily apparent why weakening China isn’t beneficial for America.

    • rhywun

      A lot of American politicians are deep in bed with the CCP. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Threedoor

        That’s an understatement.

      • Chafed

        Eric Swalwell says hello.

    • Derpetologist

      American interventions in Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan did not go well.

      Desert Storm was the exception.

      ***
      China imported a record 11.6 million barrels per day of crude oil in 2025, with Russia, Saudi Arabia, Malaysia, Iraq, and Brazil supplying the majority.
      ***

      Bombing Iran doesn’t weaken China, and trying to weaken other countries is a stupid goal anyway.

      • Derpetologist

        Previous US interventions in Iran also did not turn out well.

        https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/document/cia-rdp90-00552r000505290007-5

        ***
        CBS Network DATE March 2, 1980 7:00 PM CITY Washington, D.C. CIA’s Role in Forming SAVAK MIKE WALLACE: Today is the 120th day the American hostages have been held captive in Teheran, and today marks the end of the first week of the U.N. tribunal’s investigation into the alleged crimes of the deposed Shah. They have been asked also to investigate Iranian charges of U.S. complicity in those acts: Why do so many Iranians believe in U.S. complicity, guilt? Why do they so fervently endorse the anti-American Kho- meini and the holding of the hostages? Of course, we know the embassy takeover was triggered by the Shah’s entry into the U.S. last October for medical treat- ment. More about that later. But beyond that, the fury in Iran focuses on the undenied fact that the CIA restored the exiled Shah to the Peacock Throne back in 1953. And after that, the Iranians have been told, the CIA helped the Shah set up SAVAK, the secret police force that has tortured so many thousands of them. . A classified Senate Foreign Relations Committee report confirms the CIA’s role in forming SAVAK. It says the CIA pro- vided the Shah money, as well as training, for that purpose. Of course, the brutality came later. In 1976, in Niabran (?) Palace in Teheran, I asked the Shah about the continuing reports of torture Inflicted by his SAVAK upon so many of his citizens. Now, when an outfit like the International Commission of Jurists comes here and then comes out with a report saying that in spite of what you say, Your Majesty, torture continues…
        ***

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s well known the Shah was a sack of shit but he wasn’t the first sack of shit we’ve supported and he definitely wasn’t the last.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        Isn’t torture just what all regimes do?

        I’m not existing torture, but the idea that we’re uniquely culpable for places that simply never stopped using torture to control their populace is silly.

        Also, every single right wing dictatorship using a tiny bit of torture. They get ousted and then the commies or whoever comes after using a lot of torture.

        If the ‘Republicans’ had win in Spain they would have probably killed millions just like every other communist group in history that actually achieved power.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Because taking crazy risks that could lead to wider conflicts isn’t worth the payoff and that’s leaving aside the moral issues of stomping around the world while bombing everything that moves and that has the nerve to not agree with us. If we could just wave a magic wand and, poof, weaker China sure.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Do you really want to go with the “just doesn’t agree with us” nonsense?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        You understand what hyperbole is I assume.

    • Drake

      You are describing exactly how WWII in the Pacific started. Cut off an country’s energy and assume they’ll accept it.

      Rubio just said the quite part aloud. We attacked because the Israelis were going to attack. No other reason.
      https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2028576202420535469

      • Threedoor

        The Japanese were fighting long before FDR poked at them.

      • B.P.

        Japan was minding its own business and then the oil stopped. They were entitled to that resource (and other resources such as steel) and thus had to go on the attack. I’m not a big fan of this reading of history. That said, I’m not into this, most recent, fuckaround in the Middle East at all.

      • B.P.

        That said that said, now having watched Rubio’s press clip, the idea that somehow the US was cornered into acting is tough to swallow as well.

        Foreign intervention polls poorly and yet, the War Party always gets what it wants.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        ‘Cut off an country’s energy and assume they’ll accept it.’

        I don’t think that was the strategy at all. Like all American governments FDR was plagued both by a the need for elections and a populace that didn’t want war. FDR was taking every step he could to ensure the Japanese would start the war he couldn’t. The attack on Pearl harbor (or something like it) was not just expected, it was desired by the US government.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        “We attacked because the Israelis were going to attack. No other reason.”

        Please remind me who the junior partner in this alliance is.

        I know a lot of theories about the Jews are far fetched but…

  2. Threedoor

    I love hard scapeing.
    I like the labor of it.
    Sadly I’m a gimp and break off projects that are too big for me anymore.

    I have two projects in the yard that are entering their fifth year. No rocks placed at all last year.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      It is oddly satisfying.

      Kind of like building with Legos I suppose.

    • R C Dean

      Same here. Not on the scale of Bobbo’s project, but I am currently building out the hardscape in our backyard (mostly making beds and borders with stone edging. Mrs. Dean can’t figure out why I want to dig and move rocks and stuff.

      Dunno. Just . . . Satisfying, somehow.

      • Ted S.

        It gets you out of her hair?

  3. rhywun

    OMG the “affordable housing” that Mamdani went to Trump hat in hand for?

    It’s supposed to be built on a deck over a gigantic train yard.
    😂🤣

    Proposed many times and laughed out of the room every time.

    • Threedoor

      That’s awesome.
      Who dosent like the sound and smells of trains 24/7?

      • rhywun

        There are train yards underneath several Manhattan projects so it’s not that so much as the cost. I would guess millions of dollars per apartment, at least. But who cares – they’re not paying for it. You are.

      • Threedoor

        All the ‘affordable housing’ projects I have read about cost multiple times per square foot than my house did. Often several times what my house cost for apartments that are in the neighborhood of 400 square feet or less.

        Only government would think that something like that is affordable. Never in the useful life of the building does something like that manage to pay for itself.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And stupid shit like 3-4 story apartment bunkers in rural small towns with maybe one parking spot per unit.

      • Rat on a train

        Two over two townhouses appear to be the latest trendy garbage.

    • Threedoor

      The wrong side of the tracked moves into the third dimension.

    • slumbrew

      “Mamdani needs $21 billion in federal investment to make it a reality”

      Bullshit. Add a zero, at least.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it’s preposterous. $21B isn’t even a down payment on the deferred repairs required to keep the existing supply of public housing projects from falling down.

        But no worries. The other 90% is going to come from fatcats and kkkorporations.

      • Chafed

        California High Speed Rail taps it’s nose.

  4. Threedoor

    What’s the power consumption in the hot tub?

    My wife and I have been milling over getting one for several years and that’s the real sticking point.

    • Not-so Rugged Individualist Hobbit

      Mine is an older model but heating should be about the same. Consumption is ~4kWhr/day for pumps and heater. 200 gallons.

      • Threedoor

        I’ll likely pick up a used one, seems like there are dozens that come up in my area for free or next to nothing.

        If that’s a good average that’s about $15 a month for me plus the stupid surge pricing they do for the most used 15 min of the day, at 21X the regular price of the power. They started that crap two years ago.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        used hot tub

        Bleach the fuck out of it. Do you know what people do in hot tubs?

      • Threedoor

        Do you know what I have done in peoples hot tubs?

      • slumbrew

        Do you know what I have done in peoples hot tubs?

        I am the one who knocks nuts!”

      • Tres Cool

        Snort coke?

  5. hayeksplosives

    Terraforming! Cool. You gonna go with cacti?

  6. Fourscore

    Looks like a serious project, Bobbo. A lot of work.

    We hardly use our deck, we used to BBQ out there but probably not for 20 years now. Our friends and relatives are far fewer. In nice weather I may sit out there in the morning with my first cup of Joe.

    • Bobbo

      This project is more keeping the hillside on the hill, plants make roots, roots keep soil.

    • Threedoor

      He dosent care. Even if he was guilty of terrible things he would skate.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He embraces his scumbaggery and remembers it fondly. Good for him.

  7. Chafed

    That looks like SD. I thought you were moving to OKC?

    • Bobbo

      I have a place in OKC, but still live here in SD, this is a priority, unlesss I want to wake up to a mudslide in the den

      • Threedoor

        A mudslide in the den would get the bears out of hibernation early.

      • Chafed

        OK then. Carry on.

      • Bobbo

        Coyotes and pellet guns, winning!

  8. Akira

    Awesome. Stuff like that looks like hard work but also fun and very satisfying to finish.

    I want to do more home and landscaping projects around here, but I’m currently out of funds for supplies.

  9. B.P.

    Bobbo, I appreciate your industriousness. You are always creating.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      That stinks, but hey, he’s getting old, could have been worse.

    • Ted S.

      From the article:

      No others were reported in the small plane that had come up from McArthur Airport on Long Island to practice landings at Stewart Airport.

      I guess they need more practice.

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning.

      /Potato-faced Irish Nerd

      • Ted S.

        Did the store have your preferred type of caffeine?

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t know. I didn’t need to buy any today.

        How’s your breakfast?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, and Ted’S.!/Anglo-Scot-Irish-German…nottie.

      • Gender Traitor

        So far so good, except I forgot to buy milk after work yesterday, so no overnight oats for me this morning. No big deal – if I get hungry, I have berry yogurt. Today at work is probably mainly plodding through the Board meeting recording to write up the minutes. How about you?

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, i usually have oats Tuesday and Thursday, with yogurt the other weekdays.

        And “Hoe goes” is a question for Winston’s Mom.

      • Sean

        *waves*

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Paging Q.

      Good morning, all.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, ChipP!

  10. UnCivilServant

    Sometimes, I wish I could respond to end users with my initial reaction.

    For example “What the fuck are you talking about?”

  11. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

  12. Fourscore

    Furnace a-hummin’, cuppa Joe in my hand, my Glib friends are up and at ’em.

    Already a good day.

    Trump is burning through the missile inventory, looks like 1T ain’t gonna make it, gonna have to oil up the printing machines. Wars ain’t cheap these days.

    • UnCivilServant

      While we’ve been tossing old reliable Tomahawks, we’ve also been throwing some dirt cheap drones that cost a lot less. The funny part about the drones is that everyone looks at them and goes “isn’t that the Iranian design?” Because apparently we looked at the kamikaze drones they’d developed and went “We can do that better”. We copied their deisgn, improved the control system so it can be flown in real time from the US mainland, and have been doing the proof of concept in the field.

      Because they’re only $30k/drone, the whole development project flew under the proverbial radar. I knew we could make something like that, I just didn’t know we had.

  13. Fourscore

    “We have to destroy the village to save it”

    /Recycled

  14. DEG

    Mornin’

  15. Not Adahn

    Good morning!

    Radio weather guy was on vacation. The first thing the substitute did was introduce himself. The SECOND thing was to tell everyone that although it’s been cold in the NE, that Climate Change is real and the rest of the world is hotter than normal. Eventually he got around to the weather forecast.

    Then the national news had a couple of (D)s, the first repeating the same “we need to build a coalition of allies! The American people must be told what the imminent threat is!” that was apparently pulled out of the GWB files. Then there was a second one going for the groyper vote.

    • rhywun

      They are buttering us up for this.

      Brace for THOUSANDS more in energy costs — unless Albany fixes NY’s insane climate law

      I’m getting the hell out first.

    • UnCivilServant

      I was unable to finish an audiobook on the history of the use of coal because every other paragraph the author was compelled to do the global warming catechisms.

      It’s insufferable how much the true believers have to repeat their dogma.