After a few games for each team, it’s apparent that there are a handful of umpires, mostly veteran ones, that probably shouldn’t be calling balls and strikes. In F1, they look like they might be finally ready to look at the PU package as the dangerous piece of shit it so obviously is. And the Worlds Cup field will be set at the end of the day after the playoff games wrap up. And that’s all I’ve got for sports.
Oh, a sob story? I guess we should change our entire way of life then. What about the precedent that said children born of Indians after the Amendment was passed are not citizens? You missed that one, AP. OK, I don’t know how this will go but I can read the words of the people who wrote and passed the amendment. And the answer is not nearly as black and white as this writer thinks it is. But this article is rubbish.
Maybe he thought it was a crayon he planned to eat at his destination. Silly man. Always check your bags before heading to the airport.
They need to find something to charge these people with. This is easily more egregious than a bartended over serving someone and then being responsible for that person’s actions. Yet nothing is done. And no, this isn’t a sob story. This is endemic at this point.
It’s a solid grift. And it’s not the least bit surprising.
Here’s an odd one. I have nothing else to add.
I’m shocked! Just kidding. I’m actually not the least bit surprised.
Finally AI is being put togged use. Chalk up a win for the clankers.
Maybe they needed something to wash down all those Kit-Kats. Or maybe they need to start paying better attention to their loads and/or let the drivers be armed.
So much for transparency. I guess they consider this situation (d)ifferent from baseless allegations they can politically capitalize on.
Why would they recall it? Just slap a different label on it and remarket it.
Dig that bass. Good stuff. And here’s a two-fer. Enjoy them both all three.
And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.
Is it even possible to change it mid-season?
Apparently they can tweak how much power comes from the batteries a pretty great deal and when/where/how recharging happens, so there’s a chance they can at least slap a bandaid on it. The problem there is that the solution leads to cars running with a lot less HP than before and really slow lap times.
Why would they recall it? Just slap a different label on it and remarket it.
Boner Bar
Nice work there Don Draper.
I can’t imagine SCOTUS having the balls to say “Ya know, “under the jurisdiction of” must mean something other that “physically present in”, so birthright citizenship is restricted to the offspring of citizens and legal residents”.
So, unfortunately, we will continue to incentivize the hell out of illegal immigration.
What about Elk v Wilkins?
In the context of the freed slaves, “under the jurisdiction of” meant not a citizen of someplace else. That’s why the children of diplomats born here are not citizens.
Constitutional law is meant to constrain the right and be ignored by the left. How else are we supposed to ratchet our way to Communism?
It should mean what the people who wrote it meant for it to mean. Aren’t there writings from that time explaining what they meant and it wasn’t “birth tourism”?
But that was like more than a hundred years ago.
-the left
So was Marx ya retards.
Why not charge leaders of the sanctuary county with RICO conspiracy charges? Conspiracy to violate U.S. immigration law, fraud, murder…
I dunno if that is the right answer but something has to happen.
It’s not like they feel any shame for coddling the criminals they keep letting loose on their unfortunate victims.
I bet the government was smart enough to exempt itself from RICO, otherwise they couldn’t keep rackets like social security alive.
Yesterday Juris Imprudent asked where our current iteration of Trump came from.
Here he is getting his balls gargled by Epstein’s next door neighbor. This level of ass-kissing would sicken me, but Trump seems to be enjoying it. Symphophants have figured out how to manipulate him with ridiculous flattery.
https://x.com/i/status/2038736987704713591
I forgot to give JI this as a reply yesterday.
You can break something, that doesn’t mean you’re going to get something new and better in its place.
Oh, you’ll get something with the next guy.
The next one will have learned a lot from the predecessor. It’s always downhill
“You can break something, that doesn’t mean you’re going to get something new and better in its place…”
Some perspective…
Nothing but ego, eh?
Didn’t know that got that big and that fragile.
“The investigation concerned interactions that Swalwell had with Christine Fang, a suspected Chinese intelligence operative who was reported to have cultivated ties with U.S. come into contact with Swalwell’s campaign as he was first running for Congress in 2012 and participated in fundraising for his 2014 campaign.”
No mention that she died in plane crash…
He is one of the worst humans in existence and therefore a shoo-in for governor.
The intertoobs tell me that she did not die in a plane crash, and is still alive.
And they can’t put it on teh intertoobs unless its true, right?
I was going to make a joke about Asian pilots.
Wong Wing Lo?
In a plane piloted by Captain Wong Wey and F.O. Ho Lee Fuk.
Sum Ting Wong
Different Fang Fang, as it turns out.
The company name presents all sorts of opportunities for fun. You’re welcome. (Too soon?)
Barbie Dream Fest in Florida to issue refunds after fan complaints
Scammers have hit Willy Wonka, Bridgerton, and now Barbie.
They had an unforgettable experience, didn’t they?
Finally, some truth in advertising.
The most eye-popping of the photos—so far—has been a collection of images showing Sen. Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.) at Disney World. It published the photos under the headline “Living in Fantasyland as Government Shutdown Drags On.”
https://www.wsj.com/politics/tmz-to-vacationing-lawmakers-its-a-small-world-and-you-cant-hide-9c51e1cd?st=giN4ko&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
I would ask how Graham keeps getting reelected but then Kentucky elects both McConnell and Paul.
Given Graham’s opposition to election security, you might want to put scare quotes around “reelected”.
The will of the People is not measured in votes.
I have to get myself registered as a Republican so I can vote against him in the primary. Paul Dans appears to have a good chance of at least forcing a runoff.
While I’m there I’ll vote against my worthless backbencher Rep too.
I can believe Graham gets re-elected; you ever had a good look at who votes?
Are they aware that the Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown? Because it seems like they’re going after the wrong side.
Hush, you!
All goodthinkers know that only R’s start shutdowns!
The senate rules are in large part responsible. And the senate rules can be amended by the senate majority.
That makes me feel a little guilty that I haven’t properly praised Schumer for shutting down the TSA. Best thing the man has done in public life! Even if it is ultimately only temporary.
Gotta say, the fact that it was the Dems who “shut down” TSA gives me many confused feelings.
Suppose they gave a government shutdown and nothing happened?
Some days are diamonds.
GitHub backs down, kills Copilot pull-request ads after backlash
Vibe coding is the future.
MSFT taketh and giveth.
They have apparently just learned how unhappy everyone is with the complete ensh-tification of Win 11 is. This is in no large part because of both AI being crammed into everything and shoving as much as possible online with online data and tracking.
Let’s finish setting up your computer!
[Remind me in 3 days] [Give Microsoft control of your local data by backing it up on their servers, subject to a EULA that would turn you into a Unibomber if you read it]
It’s not just Microsoft cramming AI into absolutely everything – it is every other “tech” company too.
Just wait for Windows 12. Will they finally transition the OS to a subscription model?
rhywun – they just conceded the forcing copilot into Notepad might have been a bridge too far. What more do you want?
Windows 12?
Is that the same as File 13? When I query the Post Office about some overdue item that’s the reference I get. “Check Window 12”
Like GT, I’m very happy with Linux Mint.
I feel more vindicated in my decision to switch every day. (Remaining to be seen: whether I can use the provided document scanning app with my current scanner and whether the provided e-book viewer works with downloaded library e-books – the library claims Adobe Digital Editions is required, and they don’t do Linux.)
Everyone’s goal at work is to put Copilot in everything too so I have to walk a fine line here, sigh.
I wish I could go back to a Linux work computer. I loved when corporate allowed me to wipe Windows and install Gentoo.
rhywun, my Swiss Masters are all in on Co-Pilot. If you will excuse me now, I have to go attend my 5th training session on it this month. We have a mumbling French Swiss guy, whose computer keeps locking up during demos, trying to show us the wonders of this tool…er, AI FREN.
My desktop PC which, granted, dates to 2021, has an inordinate problem finding my printer. I recently got a cheap Dell laptop, put the most recent version of Mint on it, and that picked up the printer just fine.
So the Swiss speak French as badly as they speak German?
I paid my property taxes yesterday. I can’t believe I’m living in such splendor.
Inflation’s a helluva drug
Can in interest you in moving to NJ?
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/new-jersey-tops-nations-highest-property-tax-list-9413-while-southern-states-offer-relief
My taxes on 100×50 lot are $15k.
I did live in NJ a couple times, as a renter. Of course we know the owner paid the taxes. Ha-Ha!
That’s obscene.
And here comes Mikie (I fly helicopters!!!) Sherill to cut back on the Anchor property tax relief program.
Mine are nearly 14k. If I moved south to Portage County and bought the same house sq ft, I would pay $5k in taxes and have more land.
Part of the reason Team Blue howled so much over the SALT cap.
Pennsylvania casts envious eyes across the Delaware river.
To be fair, she is going to need a lot of money to handle all the sanctuary criminals she’s welcoming in.
What is the rate? The local rate is 0.7343%.
The property tax rate in NJ averages around 2.2%.
I just made my semi-annual property tax payment. It was a brutal 2200 bucks.
Ooof. I thought the 5k on my rental was high, that is just gross.
The People’s Republic of Cleveland Heights and Cuyahoga County loves high property taxes. I send my kids to the public school just out of pure spite.
*And they actually have a good pre-K program for my autistic four year old daughter.
“I paid my property taxes yesterday. I can’t believe I’m living in such splendor.”
I keep making a list of what I pay vs. what I get, and every year the balance shifts more in favor of “I pay to much and I am getting near zero in return”..
Seriously. I am now realizing things are broken because we feminized society. Instead of the political and government bureaucratical classes working on infrastructure and value to tax payers, they all waste massive money and time on feel good bullshit and emotional fulfillment. It’s truly game over for us at this rate.
That is how we got to a Dem party claiming to “care” about everyone and everything.
Not sure if drugs/ass
“Trans Man Lawyer Goes Beserk in Court. F cked Around And Found Out!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8QEQXOeQSM
Worst lawyer ever?
In Oklahoma no less!
Also happy potato day!
https://www.fao.org/international-potato-day/en
I thought Potato day was March 17th?
“It confirms that Iran and the IRGC are occupying forces in Lebanon,” said David Schenker, who served as the State Department’s top Middle East official in President Trump’s first term, referring to Iran’s elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. “They dominate the country and do not recognize the sovereignty of the government of Lebanon.”
Lebanon Expelled Iran’s Ambassador. He Refused to Leave.
https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/lebanon-expelled-irans-ambassador-he-refused-to-leave-a710471a?st=WZ54D8&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
It’s very telling that most of Iran’s neighbors haven’t raised a giant fuss about the joint US-Israeli War against Iran. Iran is that drunken asshole neighborhood bully that everyone hates and is happy when they are finally arrested by the cops.
I don’t think we should putting our dicks into that hornet’s nest but it’s very obvious that Iran has been stirring up shit for years in the Middle East.
Well said.
Yep.
I too don’t think we should be the ones shouldering the Iran burden, but of all the things I can bitch about, this is pretty low on my radar, especially as we really have zero idea of what is going on, what with the shitty news in this country and abroad.
Ain’t no law without a cop to enforce it.
I have an idea that this isn’t the end, world wide.
Vatican guards are on high alert!
Legit LOL at work today.
Powerful nations are flouting international law, and somebody ought to stop them.\
And who might that be?
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-world-needs-a-stronger-u-n-eb315e66?st=WWuDLf&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
“International law” is a figment of your imagination.
Next.
Thank you. Some lefty on Facederp was blathering on about Trump breaking international law, so I asked what duly-voted upon and passed statute was signed into law that he was breaking?
Crickets.
L’etat est moi! — Lula (why do leftist morons have to be so sanctimonious?)
Because they are leftist morons?
“On March 23, a woman shopping at the Valencia Whole Foods was subjected to a man who exposed himself to her — an act that was caught on the store’s security camera.
In the footage, the suspect is seen approaching a shopper as she kneels down. He’s seen on the video lowering his pants, then he presses his exposed genitals against the woman’s ear while holding what appears to be a cellphone, according to KTLA. ”
https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/sexual-assault-caught-on-camera-at-valenica-whole-foods/
WTF?
I had a woman with the same complaint at a book store I worked at. She said it happened in the kid’s area and she said she wasn’t impressed.
I had a lady that crapped on the floor in a dressing room. Nothing as dramatic but it was probably sexual.
You aliens have *weird* sexual proclivities.
Gotta get your kinks where you can, bruh..
You kink shaming???
Then the courtroom proceedings got dramatic. Exxon Mobil attorneys responded that Mr. Bonta didn’t merely make the offending statements in his 2024 lawsuit or in his press conference announcing it. That sort of speech is indeed protected. Exxon Mobil attorneys showed that Mr. Bonta had made the same claims in a political fundraising appeal emailed to some Texas residents…
…Another salient detail emerged in Judge Truncale’s courtroom. Mr. Bonta clearly used state resources to travel to Texas and to deploy California state Department of Justice employees, including at least one attorney, to defend himself from Exxon Mobil’s defamation claim.
Nothing is going to happen, but I’ll enjoy the circus.
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/californias-attorney-general-faces-texas-justice-94a35f37?st=jPvSG9&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Anyone here getting some-some???
The mind boggles…
The NCAA is pushing Congress to provide it with a limited antitrust exemption to enforce rules on eligibility and compensation and “some pre-emption on the 40-something state laws that are currently in place that are designed to give the schools in each of those states a leg up on the schools in other states,” Mr. Baker says.
President Trump has backed such legislation, which may be the least bad option. If the athlete bidding wars and litigation continue, politicians in Washington may wrest control over college sports. New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker and Tennessee Sen. Marsha Blackburn have introduced legislation that would put the Justice Department in charge of regulating the NCAA.
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/are-we-headed-for-federal-control-of-college-sports-a4f9c4dd?st=usrRK6&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink