Sunday Morning Hang ‘Em High Links

by | Apr 5, 2026 | Daily Links | 144 comments

Italians have a long tradition of this.

The goyim have their little holiday today, something about rabbits being oviparous. There’s also chocolate and caves somehow involved, I dunno, it’s pretty mysterious to (((me))). All I know is that I didn’t get Saturday night with Prime because she was in church chanting some prayer or other.

Iudaeos culpamus, sed non fecerunt.
Plane scimus quis revera fecerit.
Illi homines Mediterranei oleosi quorum nomina omnia vocali desinunt
.
Tace et nemini dicas.

Birthdays today include a guy who put the twinkle in Twinkletoes; a guy who would have been Heinlein or Asimov if he had lived long enough; Betty Rubble and a million other voices; the stereotype of every pretentious French filmmaker; a psycho who was typecast; a guy who was in two of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen; a third-rate magician who is mysteriously popular; and someone who died too young but was an iconic image.

Links are anything but iconic.

Glad they got him out but there’s a Keystone Kops element to this…

“Are you Chinese or Japanese?” “Laotian!”

“We have haunting memories of shit from a century before we were born.”

Ahem, they’re already dead.

Russia, Russia, Russia.

Probably not, the rot is too deep.

“I’m feeling better. I think I’ll go for a walk…”

If they only had the self-flagellation thing.

Clever marketing, I’ll give him that.

The buried lede: private sector funding is increasing.

Sometimes, the Old Guy is left just… speechless.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

144 Comments

    • Rat on a train

      Here come the Chreasters.

  1. Common Tater

    “Ivey, another Black Caucus member, also sees a parallel between the anonymity sought by organizations like the Ku Klux Klan — the notoriously hooded white supremacist group that terrorized Black communities a century ago — and the masks being worn by ICE and CBP officers today.”

    Now do antifa and BLM.

    • R C Dean

      the Ku Klux Klan — the notoriously hooded Democrat white supremacist group that terrorized Black communities a century ago

      Glad to help.

    • Tres Cool

      They liked masks when petty dictators forced it during covid.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        They like masks when attending one of the “mostly peaceful protests”

    • rhywun

      It makes me wonder if people even listen to the words coming out of their mouths.

      But it’s the race card which always works so there go any “masks”. I’m ambivalent about the whole thing but one of them will eventually be ambushed and the left will cheer when it happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  2. Oy the Billy-Bumbler

    Happy Easter.

    Just got back from sunrise service on the beach on Hilton Head Island.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I hope it was as pleasant as it sounds.

  3. R C Dean

    The Republican president’s wellbeing has remained a significant focus throughout his second term, with Americans examining his numerous public gaffes, apparent physical constraints, and reported medical issues.

    Oh, fuck off. He’s an Olympic athlete and Mensa member compared to the guy you were giving tonguebaths to for four years.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Also, if he was in hospital, the leaks coming from healthcare workers would be all over the place by now. We would have 24/7 coverage of every aspect of his stay.

  4. Tres Cool

    O fili mi boni belli dominus vobiscum, sell it all his dominoes

    • rhywun

      I am not averse to the idea of “the base” going full-speed ahead on issues than turn off 80% of the rest of America. Hang your flag on “gender confusion” – that’s the ticket!

      • Chafed

        It may be the only way Republicans hang on to power.

  5. Common Tater

    “A New Jersey man claims he became severely addicted to kratom drinks and it landed him in rehab — after he spent more than $60,000 in two years on the habit, according to a lawsuit.

    Evan Eichhorn, of Haddon Heights, alleged that CBD Kratom, a chain of retail stores, and its parent company, MNG Brands, sold him an extremely addictive substance marketed as “an energy boosting pre-workout,” according to a proposed class action lawsuit.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/04/us-news/nj-man-ends-up-in-rehab-from-addictive-kratom-drinks-he-spent-60k-on-lawsuit/

    So alcoholics can sue liquor stores?

    Also, $60K is four bags of heroin a day for two years.

    • rhywun

      At least it’s not nicotine.

  6. (((Jarflax

    an expanding media empire that has alarmed liberal newsrooms, White House critics and anti-Zionist activists.

    Why did they list the same people three times?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “We listen to both kinds of music: country and western!”

    • Nephilium

      Well, I’m pretty sure most of the liberal newsrooms are flat out anti-Semitic, not just anti-Zionist.

  7. Common Tater

    “The 21-year-old owns seven cows, two goats, two dogs — and 15 koi.

    She can certainly afford it.

    The brunette beauty, who launched her OnlyFans page in 2023, has since earned more than $110 million.

    Rain, who is still a virgin and doesn’t do nudity, but “lingerie-bikini level suggestive teasing” on the adult platform, says the farm keeps her grounded.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/04/lifestyle/onlyfans-star-sophie-rain-shares-her-farm-routine-including-tending-to-her-7-cows/

    doubt

    • Ted S.

      So another advertisement for an influencer masquerading as a news story.

      • juris imprudent

        Someone at the Post owns a lot of OF stock?

      • Common Tater

        It’s not public.

      • juris imprudent

        Doesn’t mean they could not own any of it and be hoping to cash in big when it does go public.

      • Common Tater

        Kickbacks seem much more likely.

    • Common Tater

      “Stephen Cloobeck, an eccentric, lefty billionaire who’s burned more than $1 million supporting Rep. Eric Swalwell’s run for California governor, is engaged to a Penthouse Pet and Israeli OnlyFans model who’s facing a string of criminal charges for allegedly burglarizing the homes of rich old men in Los Angeles.

      The Post can reveal that Swalwell’s campaign benefactor recently became engaged to Adva Lavie, who also goes by the name Shoshana and has been accused of posing as a romantic partner or travel companion before stealing cash, gold, and high-end designer goods….

      The alleged honeytrapper is set to be arraigned Monday on six felony charges, including two counts of grand theft, two counts of burglary and two counts of unauthorized use of personal identifying information.”

      https://nypost.com/2026/04/05/us-news/onlyfans-model-accused-of-burgling-rich-old-men-in-la-engaged-to-lefty-billionaire-stephen-cloobeck/

      Everyone in this story is an asshole.

      • Chafed

        If Swalwell wins, and he seems to be the candidate the unions have settled on, we will deserve what we get.

      • DrOtto

        Is Penthouse still a thing?

      • Common Tater

        “The last printed issue of the U.S. edition appeared in 2023….In January 2024 it launched a new digital-only product combining Penthouse and Penthouse Letters…until December 2024, when it, too, ceased publication.

        Since then, the company has continued to nominate a monthly Penthouse Pet, adding photographs of the model to the Penthouse website during her four-week reign. For now at least, this is its only nod to Penthouse’s origins as a print periodical.”

  8. juris imprudent

    Looks like I’ve got another book to pile onto the to-be-read stack.

    In his last days in office, President Barack Obama set America on a new course. On December 23, 2016, he signed into law the Countering Foreign Propaganda and Disinformation Act. Against the backdrop of the extraordinary and false allegations made about Donald Trump’s collusion with Russia, it used the language of defending the homeland to launch an open-ended information war whose primary target would be the American public.

    Don’t be fooled by that, the act was introduced in May of 2016 by none other than Rep. Adam Kinzinger. That was all while Trump was expected to win the nomination and lose the general election.

  9. Common Tater

    “The niece of slain Iranian terror mastermind Gen. Qasem Soleimani – who showcased her luxe LA lifestyle on Instagram while bashing the US as the “Great Satan” – and her daughter have been arrested by ICE agents, the State Department announced Saturday.

    Hamideh Soleimani Afshar, who allegedly celebrated attacks on US soldiers and military bases, and her daughter Sarinasadat Hosseiny, have had their green cards revoked over their ties to the Iranian regime.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/04/us-news/ice-arrests-niece-grandniece-of-slain-notorious-iranian-gen-soleimani-in-los-angeles/

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/04/us-news/soleimanis-sultry-grandniece-led-lavish-lifestyle-touring-america-as-her-mom-promoted-iranian-regime/

    haram hypocrite whore

    • juris imprudent

      An administrative tri-fuckta!

      Afshar, 47, entered the US in 2015 on a tourist visa, was granted asylum in 2019 and secured a green card in 2021 from the Biden administration.

      • R C Dean

        I was not aware that tourist visas are good for 4 years. Otherwise she would have been in the country illegally and they wouldn’t have given her asylum, right?

      • juris imprudent

        Trump’s State Department? Savor that irony.

      • Chafed

        I wonder if Ben Rhodes had a role in the green card.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Looking at the photos, I think that this sort of immigration should be encouraged.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh I can’t wait for the after photos when she is repatriated.

    • Threedoor

      I can convert her.

  10. Common Tater

    How many times is this site going to check my browser?

    • Chafed

      How many times have you got? At least that’s my experience

    • slumbrew

      If you’re using a VPN, very often.

  11. R C Dean

    In the pic above, I find it interesting that apparently someone tied up the woman’s skirt to preserve her modesty.

    After she was executed and put on public display.

  12. Common Tater

    “What is going on? If the allegations are true, is this a dark new ‘trend’ – an epidemic of female teachers preying on their students?

    No, says Dr Laura Berman, a sex therapist and author. That doesn’t, however, make it any less disturbing.
    ‘It has always happened,’ she told the Daily Mail. ‘But a lot of adult men who had these kinds of things happen to them when they were young thought they were supposed to be high-fiving, and proud of ‘getting with the hot teacher.'”

    https://archive.is/coELk

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15686233/female-teachers-predators-sexual-abuse-students.html

    How do you know?

    • Common Tater

      “She said: ‘It is almost universal that every sexual abuser or molester has been abused or molested. And so these women who are molesting these young boys, I guarantee you, the majority of the time, they are victims with unresolved trauma and abuse themselves.’

      ‘There is a way in which a part of ourselves stays at the age we were before the trauma happened,’ she said. ‘So in many cases these women, these predators, are emotionally teenagers themselves. They’re the ‘cool’ teachers, because they’re like a kid themselves. And they’re very emotionally immature.'”

      Again, how do you know?

      • Ted S.

        Would articles have the same sort of sympathy for a male molester?

    • Common Tater

      “‘In the classrooms of old, you had to keep the kid after school or for some extracurricular activity to build that relationship,’ she said. ‘Now the teachers are on social media, and the pupils can just slide into their DMs. Teachers are on TikTok or Snapchat, sending vanishing messages. There’s a myriad of ways of generating these intimate, emotional connections.'”

  13. rhywun

    Social media is full of Russian women boasting about coming to America to give birth, sometimes staying at Trump properties.

    Does this mean that the left is now against birth tourism for the purposes of flooding America with future voters and chain migrations?

  14. juris imprudent

    For the progressive Spanish state, “care” is no longer about defending the material interests of the working class, but the creation of a therapeutic apparatus focused on the supervision and, inevitably, surveillance of personal, psychic life. Issues related to labor, property, and production are de-emphasized, while the personal and the psychological come to the fore as a crisis to be managed by experts. Castillo’s euthanasia was not about a “dignified death.” It was about a managed one.

    The evolution of leftist materialism to state supervised happiness.

    • Threedoor

      You will be happy or we’ll kill you.

  15. Raven Nation

    I don’t want to link to social media, but if you’re interested check out the Libertarian Party’s fb post. Once again, unable to read the room.

    • Common Tater

      I’m not on FB.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not on FB but their logo and branding just irritates me for some reason.

      • Raven Nation

        Nah, this one suggests today’s pro-cop crowd would have supported the crucifixion of Christ.

        It’s the Gary Johnson strategy: we’re going to pick up voters by attacking conservatives.

    • (((Jarflax

      It’s not that they can’t read the room. It’s that they are stuck in that adolescent rebellious phase where it was cool and exciting to say whatever was most likely to get a rise out whatever adults were around. Winning elections, or even persuading people to become libertarian is not only not the point, it contradicts the point. They are hipsters who somehow chose political philosophy as the thing to nerd out about. If libertarianism becomes mainstream they will accuse it of selling out and find another niche philosophy to preen about.

  16. Common Tater

    “Dakota Johnson and Role Model fueled those romance rumors when they were seen kissing and hugging in a very public spot on Friday night….

    The 28-year-old singer-songwriter, whose real name is Tucker Pillsbury, seemed to want to stay and chat, but handed the actress her laptop and let her go with a smile.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15706621/Dakota-Johnson-PDA-Role-Model-date-night.html

    Not sure which name is worse.

    • Chafed

      Tucker Pillsbury is the answer

      • Gender Traitor

        Disappointed he didn’t go with “Poppin’ Fresh” as his rapper name.

      • Tres Cool

        I once had a kid in training named Richard Rash.

      • Gdragon

        Tucker Pillsbury sounds like a character in a “The Kids In the Hall” skit

  17. rhywun

    Say Their Names

    I can think of quite a few Names that will never be recited at that particular religious ceremony.

  18. rhywun

    The buried lede: private sector funding is increasing.

    But Science is supposed to be above such petty concerns as icky profiteering.

  19. Ownbestenemy

    I had no idea that under 21 is a ‘minor’. Hopefully my legislature overrides the veto.

    Gov. Beshear announced his decision to veto the bill on Thursday, April 2…“While I believe in the Second Amendment, these pieces of legislation would allow minors under the age of 21…”

    • Common Tater

      Allow minors to do what?

      • Ownbestenemy

        18-20 denied 2nd Amendment rights

    • Gender Traitor

      At what age does he think minors should be able to consent to genital mutilation?

      • Ownbestenemy

        For reelection he was on record to deny minors, no idea what age that is for him as its a sliding number based on whatever the issue is.

        My guess that will all go away when he drops his hat in thr ring for president.

    • Threedoor

      He’s an idiot.
      The left is about perpetual adolescence.

    • rhywun

      Is there no end to his evil?

    • Chafed

      Now do Chinese fishing fleets, The Guardian.

  20. UnCivilServant

    Since it’s supposed to be rainy today, instead of taking the Lego Rifle to the range for its test fire, I’ve been working on the PrusaConnect Bypass Pi. To explain, my 3D printer has the native ability to be remotely managed, including with cameras, but a lot of it has been tied to the vendor’s cloud service. while currently free, I do not want nor need cloud services when my 3D printer isn’t supposed to be talking to the internet at all. It does still have a local remote management interface where you can tell it to start printing and monitor print status, cut which does not have camera functionality to monitor the print directly. Also, managing the internal storage isn’t as easy as I’d like it to be.

    So I’ve been using the Raspberry Pi used for my OctoPrint server on the old 3D printer to make an add-on I’m going to magnetically attach to the side of the enclosure and have it provide the missing functionality. I’ve already gotten it to pose as a USB mass storage device so I can manage the gcode repository remotely like any other filesystem. Today I’ve got it streaming video for monitoring the print – and a second stream for the spool. (I remember the shim suddenly being printed out of air when the spool ran out)

    I can add more cameras if I want to, but for now, two is enough.

    I’ve also designed a ‘hat’ (pi’s term) that provides power via the GPIO pins, ordered the PCB and parts so that I don’t have to rely on the 3D printer’s USB port providing the wattage to power the pi and multiple cameras.

    • R.J.

      Sounds quite ambitious. I hope it all goes well.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Twas and had some good ones in there for a change.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Hot Air will repeat many of them soon (but with cute pet vids).

      • Common Tater

        Just looked, it wasn’t.

      • Common Tater

        Well, I meant in the Morning Links. Someone (Yusef?) used to always post them.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Gentlemen, not in the war room.

        Yusef is busy with disc golf, RC planes, and crippling back pain.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    “While I believe in the Second Amendment, these pieces of legislation would allow minors under the age of 21…”

    Schrodinger’s mental incompetent.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Much nicer there than here. What’s blooming now is mud puddles.

      • PieInTheSky

        I just hope we dont get a frost next week. But this year we had a proper winter and until now proper spring

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Purty.

      The jacarandas here are blooming six weeks early because of the winter heat wave.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Très jolie!

    • Gender Traitor

      Lovely! Our magnolia (affectionately known as “Baby Groot”) began to bud too early and had all of them frozen. 😞

    • Fourscore

      Spring is in the air, Pie, for thee but not for me. 10 inches of snow over the past 3 days. Wet and sliding off the metal roof with a thump. Don’t stand under the eaves.

      Last snow of the season but I’ve said that before.

  22. Ownbestenemy

    We can debate on we shouldn’t even be in the situation to have to launch such a rescue. Glad the airman is out of country and we adhered to our ‘no one left behind’

    Daily Fail however, is sad of reports that no one else was harmed except military harware.

    https://x.com/DailyMail/status/2040759295164227900

    Of course, there is a chance we are hiding casualties from the rescue, but as time will tell, widows usually don’t allow such coverups.

    • Chafed

      Weren’t they also upset about Basij members killed by an A-10?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Just getting to drinkie time. Not sure what yet, but likely a Seneca Lake Cabernet Franc. Maybe Ria’s, maybe Wiemer.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Carryover from yesterday:

    $60/mo is unmanageable?

    Fuck that bitch.

    I think what was “burdensome” to her was the part where she was being encouraged to sign up for a “payment plan” plainly designed to keep her in debt in perpetuity. As she pointed out, the payment didn’t even cover the interest. It’s an insult layered on top of the original swindle. A mob loan shark wouldn’t stoop so low. Where is Elizabeth Warren when you need her?

    • Fourscore

      No one forced her to take out the loan but counselors have been amiss in their duties for a long time.

      I went to a private school on the GI bill and had money left over every month. Trade offs, beats paying interest.

    • Gender Traitor

      Ms. Tully was on an income-based repayment plan, which allows many borrowers to have their remaining debt forgiven after 20 years of making qualifying payments.

      So…she might have gotten away with paying $14,400 on a $65k debt. Was she forbidden from paying more than $60/mo.?

  24. PieInTheSky

    Also reminder that Easter is next week.

      • Tres Cool

        Those wacky Orthodox christians

      • Nephilium

        Tres Cool:

        But they get the half off Easter candy!

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Firing a general in wartime?

    Outrageous! Unprecedented! Inconceivable!

  26. Common Tater

    “A Massachusetts man has been sentenced to federal prison for trafficking more than 100 body parts from endangered and protected animals into the US. Adam Bied trafficked jaguar skin, tiger and orangutan skulls, as well as those of pangolins and gorillas.

    40-year-old Bied was sentenced Thursday by Senior US District Court Judge Dennis Saylor to eight months in prison followed by two years of supervised release. He was also ordered to pay a $75,000 fine, which will be used to support wildlife enforcement efforts.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/massachusetts-man-sentenced-for-trafficking-skulls-of-endangered-animals-into-us

    Who the fuck collects animal skulls?

    • UnCivilServant

      🤨

      Well, normally the skulls would be taken from those you’ve slain yourself in honorable combat.

      The question is not who collects skulls buy who pays for others’ skulls

    • Ownbestenemy

      Collecting animal skulls isn’t inherently bad nor creepy.

      The question here is, if he merely was picking up and ‘traffiking’ skulls, how does that affect the endangered species. They be dead already.

      • UnCivilServant

        The jaguar skin is something that isn’t going to be salable if scavenged off of carcasses. Quality hides are from poachers.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ah ya well that…

    • Threedoor

      None of those animals are native to the U.S.

      The ESA should not apply.

  27. Common Tater

    “”What I have done with both my daughters and my sons is if I’m reading a book and the protagonist is a male, I just change the he to a she,” Jennifer said. “And it just normalizes for my sons, in particular, it’s not even … I don’t even just do it for my girls. I do it for my sons because I want them to see that women can be the center of a story, that women matter, that women are interesting.”

    “At the end of the day, we’re all kind of like in this place in history maybe where we’re recognizing what it is to ultimately deconstruct all these gender roles and ultimately be human, and that’s exciting to me,” she added. “So, you know, I’ll just continue to kind of do my work and try and deconstruct all these limiting narratives about ultimately what it means to be human.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/gavin-newsoms-wife-jennifer-gender-swaps-when-reading-to-her-son-so-he-can-see-women-at-the-center-of-stories

    Top notch parenting

    • Fourscore

      Kids’ toys 60 years ago at the Fourscores

      Trucks for my son

      Doll babies for my daughter

      Seemed to have worked for gender identification

    • Grumbletarian

      Does she do that if the villain is male?

      • Grumbletarian

        Or how about female? Does she make Cruella DeVil or Maleficent guys instead?

      • Ownbestenemy

        No for that she renames them Trump/Rubio/Hegseth/etc.

        Also, doesn’t this fall under ‘othering’ or whatever the insane call it?

      • Gender Traitor

        That bitch Nellie Oleson becomes “Neil Oleson” when she reads them the “Little House” books.

    • Ownbestenemy

      …what it means to be human.

      This is her lizard brain peeking through the skinsuit

    • Gdragon

      The move there is to now give her shit for gendering the characters at all. How the fuck does she know how Sleeping Beauty identifies? They have been asleep!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    So…she might have gotten away with paying $14,400 on a $65k debt. Was she forbidden from paying more than $60/mo.?

    They don’t teach rational decisionmaking in college. 85% of their students might drop out.

    • Threedoor

      What is the drop out rate now?
      I remember over a decade ago that 40% of freshmen drop out.
      It has to be close to 60% total if not higher.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    A death sentence for science

    The White House seeks to slash the NSF budget by nearly 55%, to $4 billion. The proposal also cuts all funding for the NSF division that funds research on the social sciences and economics. At an internal all-hands meeting on Friday, NSF leaders announced that they would dissolve the agency’s Social, Behavioral and Economic Sciences directorate based on the budget request, according to two NSF staff members who shared information anonymously in order to speak freely. The NSF’s budget request to Congress states that the agency will shut down the SBE but maintain SBE “grants that align with Administration priorities, such as in behavioral and cognitive science, and all impacted employees will be transferred to other parts of the agency.”

    The proposed cuts to the NSF would be “devastating,” says Leigh Stearns, a glaciologist at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. “We cannot cut the pipeline and expect the output to continue. This is how the US loses its scientific leadership — with a reckless budget line.”

    The proposal would eliminate funding for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research. It would also shutter three of the NIH’s 27 institutes and centres – those focusing on minority health and disparities, international research and alternative medicine.

    Trump is sending us back to the Dark Ages.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    NASA faces a 23% cut to its total budget and a 47% drop in funding for its science division. More than 40 projects would be terminated. “It’s an extinction-level event for science,” says Casey Dreier, chief of space policy at the Planetary Society, a non-profit organization in Pasadena, California, that advocates for space exploration. “It would undermine and prevent NASA from being the world leader in space exploration.”

    Lord have mercy! Fetch the smelling salts.

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