The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93

by | Apr 22, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 82 comments

“I’ve always wanted to do black face.” it my be the most Hat line ever, I think. This episode was named ‘The Grave Digger’ because #93 was Gilbert Brown‘s number, one of my favorite NFL players. He had a deal with Burger King up here where The Gilbert Burger was on the menu. He even coached the Green Bay Lingerie Football League team when that was a thing.

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  1. R.J.

    This is a great episode. Sneaking Milei’s hair in at the end made it even better.

    • Chafed

      Yes! I was glad I watched it all the way through.

  2. DEG

    I liked the “convincing” bit.

  3. rhywun

    OT… It is instructive what communists tell each other when they think no one else besides friendly NYT subscribers is listening.

    Tolentino was already employed by Condé Nast, one of the most prestigious and highest paying mass media companies in the country, when she started microlooting from Whole Foods.

    “They just write it off.”

    • Aloysious

      That right there is an ugly woman. And I don’t mean her looks.

      • rhywun

        Luckily for the rest of humanity, she is probably the type who weeds out any potential romantic partners who lean to the right of Mao long before it could get serious.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I like checking out the NYPost, but their ads overpower my computer to the point where I actively ensure I don’t go there. This frustrates me and I haven’t found a substitute, yet.

      Gotta filter through a lot of bullshit, but oddly, they’ve been reporting stories other folk haven’t been touching. I’m welcome to any suggestions.

      • rhywun

        Get an adblocker.

        The internet is unusable without one.

        I believe uBlock Origin is free.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I *have* an adblocker.

      • rhywun

        Get a better one.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @rhy *whispers* Thanks for better adblocker tip. Massive upgrade. I’m very ignorant about many things. This is another example.

        *skitters into shadows*

      • rhywun

        That’s what we’re all here for. Great success!

    • Threedoor

      Micro looting.

      That’s stealing bitch.

      And yeah. She’s ugly.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        I still would.

    • Evan from Evansville

      ‘”Microlooting” is a term used to describe the act of stealing small, low-value items from large corporations, often framed by proponents as a form of petty theft-as-political-protest against economic inequality and corporate exploitation.”

      Ah. So stealing.

      “Key aspects of microlooting discussed include: The Motive: It is presented as a response to perceived unfairness and a “low-trust” society where individuals feel the rich do not play by the rules.”

      Ya know how ya create a low trust society? Stealing. Bravo.

      “Justification: Some argue that because large corporations exploit workers and already factor high rates of theft into their profit margins, such acts are justifiable.”

      How does stealing from their boss help this ‘injustice?’ Ah, yes. “They write it off.” Fucking children telling themselves childish lies to make themselves feel better about doing shit they know they shouldn’t do and ‘should’ be ashamed of. I wanna steal that asshole’s fucking sucker and beat ’em over the head with it until they explain why what I’m doing actually benefits me. (I hope candy pops out of ’em!)

      • Threedoor

        You do that at the right store you catch hot lead.

      • rhywun

        Also…

        Congratulations, bitch. You just helped raised the prices for honest people.

        I wanna complain how fucking stupid communists are but… then I run into the old stupid vs. evil argument. She probably knows all of this and is just evil like all of the rest of them.

      • Threedoor

        Feature not a bug RHY

      • Evan from Evansville

        Most people only care if they think they’ll get caught.

        The high/low trust difference in cultures, societies, is profound. Damn Protestant work ethic. Cassandra, Cassandra…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, commies are absolutely invested in turning “high trust” into “low trust”. So they can more easily take over and rule over the ruins.

      • Ted S.

        “I’m jealous of how much I think you have. Therefore you should have fewer liberties.”

  4. Brochettaward

    Hi I am a New MOD here.
    Hi
    I am Freya
    I am Transgender Women
    I am Pansexual
    I am an Anarchist
    I am a Leftist
    I am Pro 2A (Second Amendment)
    I am pro guns
    My pronouns are She/They
    Respect me and I will respect you
    Disrespect and well you know.
    Do Not Call Me
    A Man
    Sir
    MAGA
    Far Right
    Soy boy
    Or any other bullshit.

    My response:

    Is that a gun in your pocket little lady or are you just happy to see me?

    • rhywun

      My pronouns are She/They

      I love the complete ignorance of language that all woke tards exhibit.

      → She and They are both nominative (subject) pronouns, dummy.

      • Derpetologist

        QUIET, YOU!

      • Evan from Evansville

        The Movement requires followers proud to be idiotically useful. Big Umbrella, so just add as many labels as possible. That way, ya really can be special.

        Good Times created our current flavor of it. (And often throughout history. Thanks for the rhyme!) The Participation Trophy culture combined with the supposed, assumed, ‘Get a Uni Degree –> Get a Job’ pipeline helped create our mass of ‘educated’ idiots in charge of branding.

        Fuck you, my Millennial Gen. Y’all need Jesus. I’m firmly irreligious, but *y’all* need Jesus. And a reality slap to the face.

      • Threedoor

        It was my folks and particularly the teachers their age that pushed the ‘gotta go to college’ lie. Then my age cohort became teachers and turned the kids into gay race communists.

      • Gdragon

        “Hangin’ in a chow line?”
        ———–

        I’ve said it before and I will continue to say it. Dave Chappelle is wrong, and if someone from the show confirmed what he said then I suspect that they simply don’t remember.

        The lyric in question is “Hangin’ in and jivin’!”

        It rhymes better with “Scratchin’ and survivin'”. It fits better. It is correct. I will die on this hill.

      • Gdragon

        I see from the comments on the video that I am not the only one who has been screaming about this. Sometimes the people who sound crazy on the internet are right.

      • rhywun

        I don’t speak jive so I can’t claim to have any special knowledge about that.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I have zero reference to what y’all are talking about, no fucks to give.

        I win. I happily accept this award.

    • rhywun

      Pity – I almost read that as Frika.

    • Aloysious

      They has the IQ of a potato.

    • Not Adahn

      I love that xey have to spell out what 2A is an abbreviation of.

    • Not Adahn

      Is that a gun in your pocket little lady or are you just happy to see me?

      Xey immediately started sending you dick pics, didn’t xem?

  5. UnCivilServant

    😑

    Through sheer bloody-minded stubbornness, I managed to keep going in XCOM2. Killed all the chosen, offed the Viper King, finally reached the final missions. First one is a sudden manditory stealth mission. Well, not technically manditory, but you get only three dudes and the map is stacked with some of the nastier enemies in the game. (not the heaviest, but stuff that will make your day bad)

    XCOM2 technically has stealth mechanics, but they suck. It seems they found a new way to induce frustration.

    • rhywun

      a new way to induce frustration

      I find myself less and less pleased with gaming lately since realizing that the entire point of it is exactly that.

      It got more obvious when I dabbled in game development in recent years. It’s all about pissing you off. It turns out I don’t like that.

      • UnCivilServant

        Given the success of From Software, there are customers for that sort of thing.

      • rhywun

        *tap tap tap*

        Ah, responsible for Dark Souls. Yeah, that is kind of the peak of that strategy. But really, all games are about pissing you off to some extent, if not as much as that.

    • Aloysious

      You inspired me to dust off XCOM: the Enemy Within.

      I’m reliving the joy of having my entire squad miss every shot, and the aliens hitting every shot.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, that’s what the series is known for.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Halo came out freshman year of high school and I was all over it. Warcraft III, sure. (Never WoW, tho I liked watching tournaments.) Thief and Thief II were absolutely fantastic. Worms: Armageddon, as well.

      Uh. Those are the only ones I got into. And I haven’t done anything in ~20 years. It’s another thing I really should ‘get’ and get into, oddly enough, to reward myself for staying on task. (And sitting still. Ev don’t do that well.)

      • rhywun

        I will never stop “gaming” (but I am not “hard core”) no matter how much it can piss me off. There is soooo much out there, something for every taste.

        It’s bigger than Hollywood, FFS.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I’d have to dramatically change myself to sit and enjoy one thing at a time. (This is not good. Perpetually working on it. (Constant failure.))

        It’s why movie *theaters* are important. I’m not alone, but it needs to be an *experience.* Something ya can’t avoid and ya sink into it. My hobbit room doesn’t allow for that. (That wouldn’t change if it turned into a hobbit mansion.)

        To be fair, I got into playing online poker tournaments, the free tables where folk are mostly practicing before tournaments on the site, and folk like me. There was one tournament with 600-something players and I made it to the final table. I was the 9th person out, but I made it there.

        No focus trouble there, so I’m sure it’s something else in me. *shrug* Not high on my list. (I’d eagerly dive into about anything if it were a shared experience. That’d be rather nice.)

  6. Brochettaward

    I think this is the first time I’ve heard a commie admit that the whole tax the rich thing isn’t about funding/revenue:

    As to your question, “what’s the whole tax the rich thing really about?”
    It’s a matter of prudent socio-economic hygiene.

    I think I’m one or two posts away from getting him to admit that wealthy people calls for a Final Solution.

    • Brochettaward

      And apparently our debt problem could be entirely solved with 0% interest rates! I mean, brilliant idea comrade, by why stop there? Why not negative interest rates?

    • Threedoor

      Commies don’t know a dam about hygiene.

    • Chafed

      Luigi Mangione is proof of that.

      • Brochettaward

        The thought of sniffing his piss or jizz filled underwear makes the (trans) girls faint.

      • Ted S.

        But enough about Brochettaward….

  7. Ted S.

    Local school district to “cut” 59 positions

    KINGSTON, N.Y. – The school district’s proposed $258.08 million 2026-27 budget would eliminate 59 positions, which officials hope will be absorbed through retirements and a standby list that can bring the employees back to the payroll.

    During the Tuesday, April 21, Board of Education meeting, Superintendent Paul Padalino said about 30 of the positions will come from retirements.

    “Through attrition, we were able to have 29 layoffs”

    […]

    Padalino said that overall, 62% of the positions will come from the teachers’ union and 34% from professional support, with administrators making up the balance.

    That 4% balance comes out to one administrator getting sacked. Somehow I doubt the administrative staff is that lean already.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      And that’s probably a retiree.

    • Ted S.

      I got the impression from the article that the 4% figure was from the 29 layoffs, but it looks like it’s from the whole 59.

      So two administrators are going.

      I couldn’t find the size of the student body, but I can’t imagine it increasing.

    • R C Dean

      Not clear on how eliminating 59 positions brings the employees back to the payroll.

  8. Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

    Good morning everyone! Waiting for tricare to kick in so I can get some work done on the spine. Also waiting for a break in the clouds and rain.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      Good morning.

      • Ted S.

        Good morning!

        I hope UCS isn’t having a breakfast disaster.

      • UnCivilServant

        Morning, Lack, GT, Fourscore.

        Long time no see, Donny.

        Ted – What’s breakfast?

      • Ted S.

        The meal one eats after a good night’s sleep.

      • UnCivilServant

        Jokes aside, it looks like I will be having Barramundi. I have to eat around the creamed kale. I didn’t cook it, and I’m not particularly motivated, but I have to have something.

      • Gender Traitor

        What is Barramundi??

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Donny 3F, TAFKALack, Ted’S., and Sean!

      Donny, I hope the spine stuff isn’t too serious! 😟

      • Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

        It only hurts when I move. Lumbar spine and sacrum damage smacking on the nerves. The want to start with hydraulic oil in the disc areas, then open up the foramen (pl?).

      • Gender Traitor

        hydraulic oil in the disc areas

        I think I had that done to the brakes in my Subaru… 🤔

        Best wishes for relief ASAP!

    • Fourscore

      Good mornin’, ever’ buddy,

      Hope the Tricare and the medics can get things together, Donny.

      62 F, that’s an unheard number that I’ve almost forgot. I took my tiny apple trees outside yesterday, windy, but they need to toughen up.

      The mice broke into my garden during the winter and ate the bark off about 8 trees, only 2 were left untouched. I sort of doubt if I’ll
      see the new trees into fruition.

      • Ted S.

        You’re going to bury us all.

      • Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

        Motrin and beer for the pain, drink water for hydration, walk it off… I have to build the observatory shed this spring.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, 4(20), and good luck with the rest of the trees! You obviously need a cat to get rid of those mice! 😼 🐁🐁🐁

      • Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

        Snakes for the vermin, cats for the snakes. This ends with swallowing a horse if I remember correctly.

    • Not Adahn

      Lawglibs can confirm/correct, but as I understand it, if you include your evidence for a claim such that a reader/listener can make their own judgement about the strength of your conclusion, you’re off the hook libel-wise.

      Unless the jury just hates you.

      • UnCivilServant

        The best time to handle a libel suit is in pre-trial motions.

        Juries are fickle and unpredictable. If you can convince a judge that the claim doesn’t reach the legal threshold, you’re best off.

        I haven’t looked into the details of this case, so I’m not sure if they’ve covered their backsides suffiicently.

      • Not Adahn

        Correct, I forgot to include the judge among those parties whose hatred will be enough to convict you regardless of the law.

  9. Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

    I should be done with the first astrophotography article this weekend. Not sure how to handle the images though, as they range from 3mb to 32mb in jpg form. I just signed on with Astrobin for parking images…

    • R.J.

      You may have to shrink them. I think there is a note about maximum image size when you go to upload.

  10. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody