The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93

by | Apr 22, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 21 comments

“I’ve always wanted to do black face.” it my be the most Hat line ever, I think. This episode was named ‘The Grave Digger’ because #93 was Gilbert Brown‘s number, one of my favorite NFL players. He had a deal with Burger King up here where The Gilbert Burger was on the menu. He even coached the Green Bay Lingerie Football League team when that was a thing.

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  1. R.J.

    This is a great episode. Sneaking Milei’s hair in at the end made it even better.

  2. DEG

    I liked the “convincing” bit.

  3. rhywun

    OT… It is instructive what communists tell each other when they think no one else besides friendly NYT subscribers is listening.

    Tolentino was already employed by Condé Nast, one of the most prestigious and highest paying mass media companies in the country, when she started microlooting from Whole Foods.

    “They just write it off.”

    • Aloysious

      That right there is an ugly woman. And I don’t mean her looks.

      • rhywun

        Luckily for the rest of humanity, she is probably the type who weeds out any potential romantic partners who lean to the right of Mao long before it could get serious.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I like checking out the NYPost, but their ads overpower my computer to the point where I actively ensure I don’t go there. This frustrates me and I haven’t found a substitute, yet.

      Gotta filter through a lot of bullshit, but oddly, they’ve been reporting stories other folk haven’t been touching. I’m welcome to any suggestions.

      • rhywun

        Get an adblocker.

        The internet is unusable without one.

        I believe uBlock Origin is free.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I *have* an adblocker.

      • rhywun

        Get a better one.

    • Threedoor

      Micro looting.

      That’s stealing bitch.

      And yeah. She’s ugly.

    • Evan from Evansville

      ‘”Microlooting” is a term used to describe the act of stealing small, low-value items from large corporations, often framed by proponents as a form of petty theft-as-political-protest against economic inequality and corporate exploitation.”

      Ah. So stealing.

      “Key aspects of microlooting discussed include: The Motive: It is presented as a response to perceived unfairness and a “low-trust” society where individuals feel the rich do not play by the rules.”

      Ya know how ya create a low trust society? Stealing. Bravo.

      “Justification: Some argue that because large corporations exploit workers and already factor high rates of theft into their profit margins, such acts are justifiable.”

      How does stealing from their boss help this ‘injustice?’ Ah, yes. “They write it off.” Fucking children telling themselves childish lies to make themselves feel better about doing shit they know they shouldn’t do and ‘should’ be ashamed of. I wanna steal that asshole’s fucking sucker and beat ’em over the head with it until they explain why what I’m doing actually benefits me. (I hope candy pops out of ’em!)

      • Threedoor

        You do that at the right store you catch hot lead.

      • rhywun

        Also…

        Congratulations, bitch. You just helped raised the prices for honest people.

        I wanna complain how fucking stupid communists are but… then I run into the old stupid vs. evil argument. She probably knows all of this and is just evil like all of the rest of them.

      • Threedoor

        Feature not a bug RHY

      • Evan from Evansville

        Most people only care if they think they’ll get caught.

        The high/low trust difference in cultures, societies, is profound. Damn Protestant work ethic. Cassandra, Cassandra…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, commies are absolutely invested in turning “high trust” into “low trust”. So they can more easily take over and rule over the ruins.

  4. Brochettaward

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    Hi
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    I am Transgender Women
    I am Pansexual
    I am an Anarchist
    I am a Leftist
    I am Pro 2A (Second Amendment)
    I am pro guns
    My pronouns are She/They
    Respect me and I will respect you
    Disrespect and well you know.
    Do Not Call Me
    A Man
    Sir
    MAGA
    Far Right
    Soy boy
    Or any other bullshit.

    My response:

    Is that a gun in your pocket little lady or are you just happy to see me?

    • rhywun

      My pronouns are She/They

      I love the complete ignorance of language that all woke tards exhibit.

      → She and They are both nominative (subject) pronouns, dummy.

      • Derpetologist

        QUIET, YOU!

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