Friday Afternoon Links

by | May 15, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 62 comments

Sorry, no clever title for today.

The girlfriend and I watched Punisher: One Last Kill. It is bad. It is meaningless. It serves no purpose. It also doesn’t help connect Born Again to Spider-Man. Long story short, the audio wasn’t the problem.

This sums up my entire interest in the Odyssey.

I desire more options for cuts.

I see the first mistake.

I present the Redneck Lottery.

The AP, picking up the White Man’s Burden.

The study only tested Canadians, so I question the conclusion.

AI LLMs are super popular!

Glad that all the other problems are solved.

Alright ethical vegans, put down the pesticide.

You fucked up. You trusted us.

Coddled cunts. [archive link]

“It’s going to look like you’ve had work done.”

‘Reasonable’

For the drink this week, let’s move onto a national drink… of Trinidad and Tobago.

Queens Park Swizzle

  • 3 parts (0.75 oz) simple syrup
  • 8 parts (2 oz) rum (white is traditional, demerara is frequently used)
  • 4 parts (1 oz) lime juice
  • 8-10 mint leaves
  • 4 dashes Angostura Bitters

This drink traces back to the 1920s likely based on an older drink or a mere rename of a drink that existed before. Due to the pull of the hotel, the name stuck, and the drink grew in popularity. This is a drink that is built in the glass, no shaker needed. Start by adding the simple and mint to the bottom of a collins or hurricane glass, and muddling it gently (bruised and battered, not torn and shredded). Top with the rum, lime juice, and half of the bitters. Now you’re going to fill that glass nearly to the top with crushed/pebble ice and stir it. Traditionally you would use a twig to do this, but in the modern era, we have swizzle sticks or bar spoons for this purpose. Stir until the outside of the glass starts to frost, mound more crushed/pebble ice on top (creating a little mound at the top), garnish with the other two dashes of bitter and a mint bouquet. Stick a straw in, and enjoy.

With that, I leave you to your weekend. I hope you enjoy it.

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Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

62 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    I don’t get it.

    Why don’t people cut ties with the thieves in China? It’ll hurt less in the long run to shut down the links now.

    • juris imprudent

      Every corporation says “a billion untapped consumers” and promptly give away their business.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m once again limping into the weekend (no pun intended). I had a very busy week with few results to show for it.

      How YOU doin?

      • rhywun

        I just spent an entire day trying to get one stupid f’in thing to work. From a dozen different angles. And… nothing.

    • Aloysious

      I’ve got bread doh’ in the fridge for tomorrow morning.

  2. Sensei

    I mentioned that “vocal fry” article as well.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/05/men-use-vocal-fry-more-than-women-counter-to-stereotype/

    Surprisingly from the Top Men there:

    The studies that found women used vocal fry more often were from the US. This one finding that men use it more often is from Canada. Unless I missed something, it seems like based on what we have available to us it’s possible that which gender uses vocal fry more depends on which country you’re talking about and doesn’t support a universal claim about women vs men on this.

    Plus the bonus of this quote:

    Furthermore, “Telling women to avoid vocal fry to protect their careers [and] social perception puts the burden on speakers rather than challenging listeners’ biases, and that framing does real harm.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Soppy, nope, we are not dropping the standards of professonalism because like, speaking like an adult is hard ‘n stuff.

      • UnCivilServant

        *Sorry, nope…

        I typ gud.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        It’s good to question established orthodoxies? Like, asking questions? So, like, it’s good if everything sounds like a question?

      • Nephilium

        Chipping Pioneer:

        Another Canadian, talking the way ‘merican’s won’t. 🙂

  3. Shpip

    The 2024 election went disastrously, of course. But in the wake of that tragedy, the American people have been sending out clear signals that they would like a correction.

    Hate to break it to him, but 2024 was the correction.

    Americans saw what happens when the wokescolds can run amok without adult supervision, and they wanted no part of it.

    • Sensei

      You don’t understand. Arranging districts to secure black Democrats seats is the exact opposite of gerrymandering.

    • The Other Kevin

      Obviously the electorate is coming to their senses and would like to return to the true path of leftism.

    • rhywun

      I tapped out after a couple sentences. Who has time for that tedious whining?

  4. DEG

    He walked the talk. He discussed the injection he had given himself when he’d had a bout of ED.

    I wonder if the doctor actually performed that injection or did something else. Or is just making it all up.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    “The EEOC is here to protect all workers from anti-American bias. Nothing justifies illegal national origin discrimination, and we will vigorously enforce federal laws to restore dignity to the American worker.”

    Oh.

    • Fourscore

      “I speak Mexican jive”

      /Why are you laughing?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Mexisota?

    • R C Dean

      Eh, the EEOC has brought dumber cases.

  6. Pat

    An American employee was derided by his Mexican co-workers for not being able to speak Spanish fluently, the agency said.

    Admittedly, I grew up in the north where wypipo still perform construction labor, but that’s pretty tame compared to the shit I heard on my dad’s job sites.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    When N.Y.U. made the announcement two weeks ago, a few students began poring over Dr. Haidt’s writing and speeches and then went public with their concerns. They took offense at some of his remarks, as well a class lecture from 2014.

    Of course they did.

    • Nephilium

      “I’m sure he wrote something in the past that we can claim is offensive today!”

  8. The Other Kevin

    This sums up my entire interest in the Odyssey.
    They should just scrap the movie and make a new one about a Greek restaurant called The Odyssey. That would support the casting choices. Elliot Page is a bus boy in this one.

    • Fourscore

      He almost made it, gotta give him that.

    • rhywun

      Shouldn’t there be a barrier there? But yeah he prolly saw it coming either way.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Nickel Plate rail-to trail is in Noblesville, right near me.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I bet that driver was tanked!

  9. Chipping Pioneer

    The first thing I noticed on the San Diego budget link is that cutting non-tax fees is categorized as “new expenses”.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      And all the cuts are accompanied with the number of poors / government employees “affected”.

    • Sensei

      I think that’s one of GM’s China Buick imports. But they all look the same to me.

      It’s on brand if it is a Buick.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not even sure I know what vocal fry is, but there are a couple of commercials featuring women whose voices make me want to strangle them as soon as they begin to speak.

    • Sensei

      If you want the hear nails on a chalkboard you get get multiple videos of it on YouTube.

  11. Pat

    Do insects feel pain? Crickets certainly seem to, according to new research which finds they stroke and groom a sore antenna in much the same way as a dog nurses its hurt paw.

    Everything with a brain and a central nervous system feels pain by that definition. How’ that’s processed as a subject experience in a creature with a brain that may or may not even be advanced enough to experience consciousness is another question.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Crime of the century

    Whether legal or not, I am of the strong opinion that this is an attempt at the largest theft ever by an American politician. It is a conflict of interest so enormous that the term itself doesn’t even really capture what’s happening.

    In fact, last month, a federal judge in the case gave Trump’s private lawyers and the government’s attorneys until May 20 to explain how the case isn’t a scam to enrich the president, writing, “Although President Trump avers that he is bringing this lawsuit in his personal capacity, he is the sitting president and his named adversaries are entities whose decisions are subject to his direction.” The judge added that it “raises questions here over whether the Parties here are truly antagonistic to each other.”

    Like when former EPA employees at EarthJustice sue former EarthJustice employees at the EPA?

    • Rat on a train

      What we couldn’t get through the legislature we will get through consent decrees.

    • rhywun

      flying under the radar

      lol

      As if any of his many evils can stay concealed for more than a microsecond. 🙄

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      It’s pretty scuzzy regardless of who is doing it.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    They’re essentially trying to find a settlement that would be agreeable to Trump, and shovel a ton of cash over to him in return for him dropping the suit. The mob has a word for that kind of move: “shakedown.”

    No one has ever taken as much money in the history of the nation as Trump is attempting to hoover up from the federal government right now.

    The sum Trump is asking for, $10 billion, is the same amount in childcare subsidies that he froze last year. It is almost enough to fund federal disaster relief for a year. It is enough to fund the entire National Park Service for five years. It’s enough to fund the Peace Corps for 20 years. And it could all go straight into the Trump family coffers.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    • The Other Kevin

      Do you know how many Somali learing centers that could fund!

      • Rat on a train

        a office full of hospices in every major city

  14. The Late P Brooks

    This is what life looks like under a mad king; every day brings a new “let them eat cake” moment.

    And now, as Americans suffer through the war and the economy that Trump imposed on them, he is thinking about helping himself to billions more of your money.

    We’re going to need a bigger fainting couch.

    • The Other Kevin

      At this point I can give two shits considering how way more is funneled to NGO’s and fraudulent daycares and such.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Yowza, that is some hot horseradish.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    At this point I can give two shits considering how way more is funneled to NGO’s and fraudulent daycares and such.

    Same here.

    And we all know the Obamas barely had two nickels to rub together when they left the White House.

  17. Aloysious

    wrt the Odyssey, I’m waiting for streaming or whatever.

    So I can FF through the stupid parts.

    • Pat

      So I can FF through the stupid parts.

      At best that might leave you the credits.

  18. Brochettaward

    Starmer is out there threatening to arrest any far-right loons who think borders, citizenship, or culture matter. He’s not going to tolerate any provocation against diverse communities. They can’t help it if they start attacking Brits in their own country protesting against their presence that they pay to support.

    It’s funny. He’s blocking provocateurs who oppose this crap from traveling to the country to participate in this. Come here believing that ISIS just didn’t go far enough and that white women who don’t cover themselves deserve to be raped? Come on in, cultural enricher!

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