Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links

by | May 22, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 31 comments

Well, it’s the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So, let’s get started here, as there’s smoked pig to eat.

In local news, there’s now at least a second place making a spirit out of maple syrup.

Classy!

Is this large enough to count as a ‘compound’?

What could possibly go wrong?

Which one of you is this?

Tastes like grandpa!

Lips and assholes.

Literally just like Hitler.

Is it going to be more or less articulate?

The cypherpunks were right.

So what happens when you keep lying to people? They start listening.

“Smart”.

Guys… deus ex machina is NOT a good thing.

For those who were looking at Plex, big price jump incoming. I’ve already got the lifetime pass (bought when it was on sale for $99). I’ve heard good things about Jellyfin, which I may start playing around with.

We’re still in May, so I can make a call back to a Cinco de Mayo appropriate drink, right?

Paloma

  • Tequila/Mescal/Agave Spirit (honestly, you can go with any white liquor)
  • Juice of half a lime (optional, but recommended)
  • Grapefruit pop (Jarritos, Squirt, Fever Tree, etc.)
  • Pinch of salt (optional)

This is a classic, wonderful, summer highball. There has been a somewhat recent development of people pulling up these classic old drinks and re-interpreting them to be more modern. In some cases, I like the changes, others entirely miss the point of the drink. It’s a quick and simple thing to whip up and enjoy. Now if you want to get fancy, and spend more time, a recipe for that would be:

  • 6 part (1.5 oz) tequila
  • 4 part (1 oz) grapefruit juice
  • 3 part (0.75 oz) lime juice
  • 2 part (0.5 oz) Agave nectar
  • 2 dashes orange bitters
  • club soda to top

To make the modern interpretation, add everything but the club soda to a shaker, add ice, shake until chilled and combined. Strain into a collins glass with fresh ice, top with club soda, and give a brief stir. To make the original, splash some pop in a collins glass filled with ice, add the rest of the ingredients, top off with the pop, and give a brief stir with a bar spoon to combine. For both, garnish with a lime wheel if you wish.

With that, I’ll let you get to the comments, and the long weekend.

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Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

31 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Well, huh. I just a little while ago realized it’s Friday, Memorial Day weekend. and I need to go to the store. I better not fiddle around. I’m definitely not going to Winco.

    • EvilSheldon

      Yeah, I need to pick up another bottle of bourbon myself…

      • R.J.

        I had one delivered last night. No time to go today

      • EvilSheldon

        Delivered?

        Thank you for reminding me how much Virginia sucks ass…

    • Sean

      I gotta resupply on gin tomorrow.

  2. kinnath

    Suspect in deadly Father’s Day crash found in contempt after not handing over phone passcode

    I thought the courts had already ruled that you cannot be compelled to state something you know (your passcode) vs you can be compelled to unlock a phone via biometrics (facial recognition or finger print scanning).

    The courts already allow taking fingerprints and blood samples against your will. So biometrics fall in this category. But disclosing a passcode would fall under being compelled to testify against your self.

  3. Sensei

    When the Experimenter Fails the Marshmallow Test

    Interesting read. Thanks!

    • The Other Kevin

      That was a good one. As usual, reality is not one side or the other, but a more complicated middle.

  4. kinnath

    Neph which of these links was supposed to be relevant to the topic irresponsible spending?

  5. EvilSheldon

    The vagina was handling things just fine before the wellness industry got involved.

    From your…err, lips, to God’s ears.

  6. UnCivilServant

    Guys… deus ex machina is NOT a good thing.

    Hailm the Omnissiah and his works! Ave Machina!

      • UnCivilServant

        I completed the Original Deus Ex, as well as Invisible War. I did not complete the prequel since I had a stealth build and when I tried, the bosses were still 100% combat enemies, meaning I could not beat the first boss.

      • EvilSheldon

        You must have had a really weird build – the first boss was quite easy.

      • UnCivilServant

        When did you pick up the game? They had to rerelease it with a redo on all the bosses because they were impossible for most builds since they had been made by a different team to save development time.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        I had it at release, there were ways to get past the first boss with a full stealth build. It wasn’t easy, but it was doable.

      • UnCivilServant

        I didn’t find it.

        I wasn’t all that invested in terms of wanting to keep playing, and getting splatted repeatedly just made me go “welp, that’s enough of that.”

      • EvilSheldon

        When did you pick up the game?

        That could be it. I usually buy games between three and ten years after they come out. In gaming I’m the exact opposite of an early adopter.

        I’m probably gonna spin up the original Neverwinter Nights RPG over the long weekend…

  7. The Late P Brooks

    I couldn’t make it through that Atlantic thing. It wore me out.

    • rhywun

      I tapped out early when I realized the guy was just patting himself on the back. I did not see any consideration that there were probably other reasons crime was going down that had nothing to do with street lights.

  8. The Other Kevin

    Lips and assholes.

    I have some pork butts thawing so I can make sausage tomorrow. Usually we have our annual Sausage Fest party for the roller derby team, but Mrs. TOK recently retired under less than ideal circumstances, so I’m just making about 20# or so and we’ll have a smaller gathering Sunday or Monday. I believe we have hosted our last Sausage Fest.

    • Tres Cool

      RIP to 1470s

      (GT will get it)

    • R.J.

      “…annual Sausage Fest”

      just show up Thursday nights. We have one weekly!

    • bacon-magic

      Sausage Fest should be the name of any Libertarian event.

  9. Rat on a train

    I’ve heard good things about Jellyfin, which I may start playing around with.
    I’ve been using the fork origin Emby.

  10. Grumbletarian

    NORTH HERO, Vt. (WCAX) – A judge found a St. Albans woman accused of killing a young motorcyclist in contempt of court for not giving up her phone passcode, which could contain relevant evidence in her case.

    Um, Fifth Amendment?

    • PutridMeat

      As someone mentioned earlier – I thought it was ‘established’ law that you could not be compelled to provide passwords but could be compelled to provide biometric information to unlock a device. That’s the reason I don’t have biometric info on any device I own. Now how one could conceivable justify one vs the other is beyond me, but I thought it was well established that providing passwords could NOT be compelled.

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