Monday Afternoon Links

by | May 18, 2026 | Daily Links, Not So Easy Pieces, Things to Come | 99 comments

I saw what you did.

One of the difficulties of editing ye olde Glibertarians.com is that I see everything before posting day/time. Normally, that’s cool, but That MF’er Shpip got me. His post for Memorial Day will be at 7 AM – I made it to the last two sentences before a couple of tears may have rolled. Dammit! You had best not miss it.

As I kind of already feel like this year will be one of those where I do handle the day well. We will just let Shpip’s post stand for the day. (We, being me).

Anyhoo, you came for links, right? OK, you came for comments…but you get links anyways.

Music. This is a very different one. Bonus Mendoza music.

Comments are open and all yours.

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

99 Comments

  1. Shpip

    The UAE’s Defense Ministry said three drones entered the country from the “western border direction,” two of which were intercepted.

    Five’ll get you ten that Al Jizzera and the rest of the Arab press will blame Teh Joos, and the average ‘tard on the street will eat it up.

    • SDF-7

      Look, if Israel would just stop existing, Iran wouldn’t have to have a nuclear program, the US wouldn’t have a problem with them and they wouldn’t have to attack.

      It is all flawlessly logical!

  2. SDF-7

    I saw what you did.

    Damned surveillance panopticon…..

  3. The Late P Brooks

    The internal backlash has grown so intense that one Times journalist vented to Puck: “I am sick of being embarrassed by the Opinion section.”

    Is he chained to his desk?

    • The Other Kevin

      “I was so upset, I ALMOST SAID SOMETHING.”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        (they might treat me like that bari whore, so i couldn’t say anything)

  4. SDF-7

    Oops.

    At least they aren’t British fishing trawlers.

  5. robc

    Speaking of posts, mine hits tonight.

    It is possible that it will piss a few glibs off, in fact I kind of hope it does, but I fear it wont.

    I think there is an interesting discussion to be had about the post itself, not its specific content.

    I should be around for a bit of early discussion and then later on I will respond to everyone.

    And before anyone asks, there is no discussion of the single land tax in the post. Hmmm….is there anyway I could have worked it in? No, no there wasnt.

    • SDF-7

      I look forward to your defense of pineapple on pizza… but my silly sleep schedule will doubtless keep me from reading it until I get up in the morning.

      • robc

        The content is not controversial.

      • Threedoor

        Hawaiian pizza is awesome.

        Fixes bayonet

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re just saying that to trick people into reading it, aren’t you?

      • Gdragon

        This sounds like it’s gonna be a bunch of dick pics.

      • robc

        Gdragon, I missed an opportunity.

        We lost our family friendly rating, didnt we?

      • The Other Kevin

        We lost our family friendly rating, didnt we?

        Not necessarily. If they’re female penises, we might even get promoted.

      • Shpip

        Hawaiian pizza is awesome.

        Glances at 3Door with a Doleful look.

      • Threedoor

        It’s already a fruit pizza as it has tomatoes on it.

      • Nephilium

        Threedoor:

        You’re one step away from asking for fruit sushi there…

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Pineapple, anchovy, jalapeno pizza is one of the best.

    • Evan from Evansville

      “Hmmm….is there anyway I could have worked [the single-land tax] in? No, no there wasnt.”

      Slacker. See, the site and page we’re reading on is privately owned and operated. Our time is taxed by reading it, and proprietors somehow for doing whatever it is they do. Taxation in several ways, “single” in many ways, as well. (See, I’m single, so I’m inherently affected, I’d argue disproportionately.)

      Now get your metaphorical hat on and get crackin’. As Omnipotent Overlord, I’ll continue to tax you as I see fit until you do such.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Engagement farming at its best.

  6. Pat

    This is a very different one.

    Works way better than it has any right to.

  7. Pat

    A civil war has erupted inside the New York Times over Nicholas Kristof’s explosive column alleging widespread sexual abuse of Palestinians by Israeli prison guards.
     
    Staffers at the newspaper are questioning whether some of the most incendiary claims, including an allegation that Israel trains dogs to rape Palestinian detainees, would have ever cleared the paper’s newsroom standards, according to Puck News.
     
    The internal backlash has grown so intense that one Times journalist vented to Puck: “I am sick of being embarrassed by the Opinion section.”

    I don’t know, seems on brand to me. If Jewish rape dogs embarrassed you, wait until you find out the Pulitzers you won for Russiagate and covering up the Holodomor.

    • rhywun

      Maybe I’m just being naive but frankly I think more likely than the Jewish rape dogs, is the likelihood that Israeli guards have been told to be “on their best behavior” with the 100% certain knowledge that an idiot like Kristof would unquestionably accept any ridiculous shit the Gazans feed him.

      • Evan from Evansville

        That’s absolutely what I assume. I think we’re correct to. They *know* any actual fuckery like that invites *everyone* to stop giving a shit about their entire existence.

        ‘Acting out’ is an earthquake, of whatever proportion, during Damocles’s active swordplay.

      • Nephilium

        I’d believe the guards are under those orders, but it doesn’t mean they’ll all follow them. Abu Ghraib happened after all.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Neph: Compromise that sounds mighty plausible, if ‘everything’ alleged were true:

        Arabs don’t like dogs. Israeli soldiers+ put some dogs in to ‘terrorize’ ’em. (Likely not the biting sort, cuz wounds leave a trail.) A sniffer dog gets a little humpy, a ‘source’ is nearby, who exaggerates all of it to a ‘journo’ who wants to sell a story.

        That covers a lot of bases. Sounds a lot more plausible than Israeli rape dogs or Israeli soldiers treating Oct 7-associates with kid gloves.

      • Nephilium

        Evan:

        Regardless, the NYTimes should take a massive credibility hit for sharing an unsubstantiated Hamas talking point.

      • Ted S.

        Regardless, the NYTimes should take a massive credibility hit for sharing an unsubstantiated Hamas talking point.

        LOL.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Its the “we interview their confidants and lawyers” part that tells me it was BS.

  8. Shpip

    In addition, the tax harbours “considerable legal risks” and could “cost more than it benefits in economic and fiscal terms” for Switzerland as a business location, said Hongler.

    “Hold my THC-infused soda.” — California

    • rhywun

      There is some sort of “global tax” that all countries were “encouraged to” support?! Whose bright idea was that?

      For example, the federal government had expected that around 140 states would also implement the rules. So far, however, the tax rules have been fully implemented by only 33 countries.

      LOL dumbasses

    • Beau Knott

      I thought they used prayer rugs, not pews

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought they used bombs.

      • Threedoor

        That’s their airforce.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      That used to be the Al-Bahr Shrine: I forget how recently.

  9. Pat

    Iran spreading the love in the GCC.

    Don’t know what they want with the GNU Compiler Collection, but even the Iranians couldn’t make it any worse than LLVM.

    • SDF-7

      They’re just trying to get their drones to hit with a clang.

      • Pat

        Well, that’ll take the Rust off…

  10. DEG

    They seem nice and well adjusted

    “F—k Brian Thompson,” Rojas said. “That’s all I want to say. F—k Brian Thompson. F—k his mom.”

    Weissbort chimed in with an even more reprehensible response.

    “His children are better off without him,” she said. “They need to learn to not be like their dad. And enjoy the blood money, kids.

    “He’s responsible for more deaths than Osama bin Laden, and I remember Americans celebrating when Osama bin Laden was killed. It’s not like we don’t understand heroic violence, or, like, when violence is good.”

    • SDF-7

      “Why can the president say we will hunt you and kill you in an official White House memo?” she said. “Why is that allowed? But when we say the president should be held accountable and I want to see him hanging in the town square by his balls, that’s wrong? I’m sorry. Two can play at that game.

      “Trump, I’m coming for you, baby,” she added.

      1) Nothing like a segue into pure TDS…

      2) Well, I strongly suspect someone is getting a Secret Service visit real soon now…. Stupid and psycho is no way to go through life, lady.

      • Grumbletarian

        “Trump, I’m coming for you!”

        ::A few days later::

        “MUH FREEE SPEEEECH! TRUMP AM SO FASCIST!”

    • rhywun

      That trial is going to be a circus of antifa lunatics and fangirls.

      The sad part is those lovely ladies will not suffer for lack of employment opportunities.

    • EvilSheldon

      What is it that I keep saying about Progressives? They’re horrible people first, Progressives second.

      • Nephilium

        Broken people embrace broken models?

  11. The Late P Brooks

    For example, the federal government had expected that around 140 states would also implement the rules. So far, however, the tax rules have been fully implemented by only 33 countries.

    “A global solution has effectively become an EU project,” said Hongler. The non-implementation by the US is also particularly significant, he said.

    It only works if it’s inescapable.

    • SDF-7

      I’d comment… but Swiss already summed up my thoughts on the matter.

      • UnCivilServant

        Warrents for all enacting or pushing the policy for crimes against humanity.

        Line them up against the wall and shoot them, then start the trial.

      • Fourscore

        “the federal government had expected that around 140 states”

        I’ve always wondered what the right number of states should be? Minniesoda probably is good for 3. Or maybe a break into 50 countries and let each country figure out the right number of states.

      • Pat

        I’ve always wondered what the right number of states should be?

        I favor a return to city-states, personally. Or perhaps county-states, given our current political structures. Beyond that level there’s insufficient accountability.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        I’ve always wondered what the right number of states should be?

        Let 8.3 billion nations bloom…

        https://worldpopulationclock.net/

      • Threedoor

        Reading up the states geographically would probably double the numbers but some would become parts of adjacent states as well.

      • Threedoor

        Breaking up. Dang it.

      • Nephilium

        Pat:

        I would like a change that after a city/county breaches a population side, it gets split off from the state and gets a different set of benefits (I would say a single Senator, and halved representation in the House). Allow it to sue the state for full independence if it wants.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I would say that when a city metro area achieves 1/3 of the total population of the state, then it gets broken off as a city state.

      • Tres Cool

        I always though it was Confoederatio Helvetica.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        A hydraulic empire only works if the the capitol can deny a necessity; if food has to be delivered, water is supplied by canal, etc., and these are only able to be provided by the whim of that capital.

        So, Mars, needing both food and water, would be subject to the terms of a hydraulic empire. (the term comes from water canals in the middle east, I beleive)

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “Trump, I’m coming for you, baby,” she added.

    E Jean Carroll, is that you?

    • SDF-7

      Oh Hades… somewhere out there, TDS has crossed the line into porn fantasies, hasn’t it? “Tariff me Daddy…. wreck my ballroom, I’m as wet as the reflecting pool!”

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Deport me, daddy!
        Inflate my money supply!
        Build a border wall around me!

      • bacon-magic

        The hat and the hair will be using the reflecting pool as a hot tub.

      • rhywun

        using the reflecting pool as a hot tub

        The restoration is taking longer than expected because they accidentally drained it into the fuck tunnels.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m picturing that woman in the statue of liberty costume saying this.

  13. robc

    We either need more levels of indenting or I am going full P Brooks.

    • rhywun

      I would gladly accept one more. Or two, tops.

    • Fourscore

      “I told my boss that if I didn’t get a raise I was going to leave.

      Hey, hey, I was just kidding. No, I don’t have key, why do you ask?”

    • EvilSheldon

      The number of supposed ‘conservatives’ on X that didn’t recognize that as parody was…disconcerting.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      What’s the last thing to go through a bugs mind when they hit your windshield?

      • Gender Traitor

        His asshole.

        Duh.

      • rhywun

        LOL

  14. Evan from Evansville

    Work requires us to use “Island” browser. No issues, other than today. After lunch it, uh, kinda broke my computer. It won’t restart and goes to a different sort of Blue Screen of Death. It won’t let me get to anything.

    It was that Windows I bought last year, which turned out to be a big mistake, cuz I hated it. But it was useful as an extra screen. And for when WFH popped up. Until today.

    I *did* do something on my Chromebook to use Linux for a .deb file. That was new, uncharted territory for me. I was in contact with work, so they knew I was up to fixin’ shit and not slacking off. Strange day, mostly productive day. I only scored 84 papers today, instead of my usual ~150.

    Not sure if or how I’ll go about the Windows machinee-ma-bob. I’m now excited and intimidated to read Shpip’s upcoming piece. When Dad is thanked for his ‘service’ at a museum or wherever when folk assume he was in Vietnam, he is embarrassed and makes sure to tell him he did Basic in the Reserves and no more.

    • Threedoor

      If you get the blue screen of death pull out the cartridge and blow on it. Put it back in.

      I recommend upgrading to the top loader though.

    • Threedoor

      2022 COVID questions.

      So lies.

      • Raven Nation

        It is encouraging to see academia holding journalists to account [insert eye-roll emoji]

      • rhywun

        They are probably election deniers, too.

  15. robc

    Pepperoni and black olive has been proven, empirically, to be the best pizza.

    • slumbrew

      You misspelled “bacon and mushrooms”

      • Nephilium

        If there is not both bacon and pepperoni on it, it by definition cannot be the best pizza.

      • Tres Cool

        The Holy Trinity­­ of toppings is pepperoni, sausage, onion. Mushrooms are acceptable if you want to be a heretic and go against established doctrine.

        #FightMe

    • Tres Cool

      You know who else had a pretty snake ?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    A new study surveyed more than 1,000 people to gauge their levels of news knowledge as part of their media literacy. It also examined their levels of news skepticism, trust and cynicism as well as their likelihood to believe misinformation about COVID-19 and politics. Researchers found that individuals with greater news knowledge had higher news skepticism but lower news cynicism. Those with higher levels of news cynicism were more likely to believe misinformation.

    *blows whistle, throws flag*

    Fifteen yards and loss of down for circular reasoning.

    • rhywun

      Why do you hate Science?

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