June Friday Afternoon Links

by | Jun 12, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 89 comments

Welcome back to a sea on stability during the swells of summer weather. I’ve had to turn on the AC at last, but may be able to turn it off over the weekend. But you care not for that, so lets get to the links.

Racists in the wild.

I’m waiting for Steam to pull out of a country.

I care not about Ro Laren, but I do like the idea of a survival/immersive sim in the Trek universe.

The shame ended? (Archive link)

A trick is something a whore does for money or candy.

Gaming saves lives.

I’ve seen pieces claiming Jason X and Nightmare on Elm Street 2 are underappreciated classics, but this is a new one.

Damn (checks notes) insurance companies!

We don’t need your fire or your love (I will never tire of sharing this story). We need you to shut up and learn our ways.

Completely unfounded. Wait…

Not Hot Dog. (reference)

For the drink this week, I’m going to bring back an old classic. Invented during prohibition, but not here in the US, I give you

The Scofflaw

  • 8 part (2 oz) bourbon
  • 4 part (1 oz) dry vermouth
  • 1 part (0.25 oz) lemon juice
  • 2 dashes grenadine
  • 1 dash orange bitters

Put everything into the shaker with ice, shake until combined and chilled, then strain it into a chilled cocktail glass. That’s it. Not difficult to make, but there’s a lot going on in it.

With that, I’ll let you head out and enjoy the weekend. I hope you get what you’re looking for.

About The Author

Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

89 Comments

  1. rhywun

    the court treated his act of survival as murder

    And… I’m out. Made it to very end of the first sentence, at least.

      • Fourscore

        Dr Hatton! Dr Hatton! We have a black student that wants to major in Euro-American History, we need your professional help.

      • Fourscore

        Hatton/Patton, they sound similar

        /Too old to worry

      • Threedoor

        Can we have a pogrom please?

    • Grumbletarian

      Yeah, holy shit. Apparently Dr. Stacey thinks Austin Metcalf was chasing this poor black boy down to beat him to death with a large burning cross.

      JFC.

      • bacon-magic

        I should not have clicked on that link. I want to chase Dr. Patton around with a billy club(RACIST!!!).

    • Raven Nation

      Good choice. I skimmed it: it’s everything you would expect.

      • Raven Nation

        Good lord: because I’m bored and have been spectacularly unproductive today, I decided to read the comments.

      • DEG

        I decided to read the comments.

        #metoo

        They’re as stupid as you would expect.

      • rhywun

        Skimmed a little. It’s terrifying that she’s filling students’ heads with that evil rot.

      • DEG

        I found a good comment. The comment is on the article, not in reply to any other comment:

        I can only attribute this level of stupidity to higher education. You had to have gone to college to have as stupid of a take as this.

        But I respect the hustle. Grab that engagement I guess?

      • Threedoor

        Comments are amazing.

  2. EvilSheldon

    Damn, that looks good. Neph, I’m blaming you if I’m too hung over tomorrow morning to meet by buddies at the range…

    • Nephilium

      I was worried about the grenadine and bourbon, but the drink really works.

  3. rhywun

    I care not about Ro Laren

    What the hell is wrong with you?

    JK. But I liked her character a lot and she’s a very good actress too.

    • Nephilium

      If what I heard about DS9* is correct, the actress got done dirty.

      *The character of Ro Lauren was supposed to slot into the Kira role on DS9. Since she was created in an episode, they didn’t want to pay that writer for continuing to use the character through DS9, and created Kira

    • Threedoor

      I have her as a Lego minifig.

  4. EvilSheldon

    A trick is something a whore does for money or candy.

    I thought it was, “…money or cocaine.” But I guess it depends on the age of your whores.

    *ducks, runs for cover*

    • Tonio

      I assumed Neph meant “candy” euphemistically, as in “nose candy.”

      • EvilSheldon

        He says “candy” in the pilot, and “cocaine” in the extended pilot.

        I had always assumed they producers changed the bit for moral reasons, much like the, “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school!” line from Fight Club.

      • Tonio

        [hangs head in shame]

    • Threedoor

      High school girls do love Coke.

      • Threedoor

        They love meth too.

  5. DEG

    Beginning of the article:

    Tech companies such as Apple and Google have been asked by the UK government to block access to naked images on smartphones and other devices for under-18s.

    A few paragraphs later:

    The government said it will bring forward legislation to force firms to activate the features if they do not comply voluntarily within three months.

    So they’re not asking, they’re telling. Fine journalisming.

    • EvilSheldon

      Depends on the size of her hand, that could be a 9mm, although the profile looks more like a 230grn. .45ACP.

      The dog story is complete and utter bullshit.

      G10, which is what circuit boards are made from, is really strong. Regardless, I’m not going to be using my gaming rig as a dryfire backstop.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    So let’s talk about Jeff Metcalf’s failure as a father.

    Let’s not, you loathsome cunt.

    I have tried to remain blissfully ignorant about this story.

    • R C Dean

      There’s another family involved that I think merits discussion more than the Metcalfs.

  7. EvilSheldon

    From the Rust Belt article:

    I started with the Jewish community. I embedded myself into every corner of it: hopped around to a bunch of synagogues, volunteered, worked as a youth leader, and ran a small community-based organization…I entered the Cleveland nonprofit world, which was unimaginably worse…I took a step back and invested in my local neighborhood, entering a city council race in my first suburb just a few months after my second kid was born.

    I guess, “Minding her own fucking business,” was never an option…

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Mazel tov on your tikkum olan.

  8. Evan from Evansville

    “Dear Jeff Metcalf: Your Son Is Dead Because You Failed to Teach Him That Black Boys Have Boundaries”

    “You stood in that courtroom and told a Black teenager he failed his parents, himself, and society. But perhaps the harder truth is that you failed your son first.

    In your own memorial language, you told us about the kind of white boyhood Austin was raised inside. It was a boyhood steeped in conquest language, hunting rituals, warrior fantasies, masculine toughness, and the romance of force. You told us about a child praised not just for being kind, curious, gentle, or careful, but for becoming a “leader” and a “warrior” in a racist culture where those words too often mean dominance.

    You, sir, told us that Austin learned early how to hold a weapon, how to aim, how to take down a living thing, how to be proud of the kill, how to have that moment folded into the mythology of father and son. This tells us something about the values and emotional curriculum being cultivated around him and about what kind of white masculinity was being celebrated.”
    ======
    Uh. Yep. And fatherless children have ‘no one’ to teach their children how to behave properly in society. Perhaps that’d help black kids from their ‘current’ and incredibly violent behavior. Blame the WoD for graduating kids further into criminality, but ‘free’ checks for every baby-factory mamma who pumps out a kid WITHOUT a father is the key lever, here. No one will get pissed about that, cuz who wants to say they hate children and single months(?!), but really, cuz no one wants to stop the ‘free’ money rolling in.

    Such a great, subjugated group to keep illiterate. And reliable. (Or are they? Love how minorities voting for Trump freaks the Left out.)

    • EvilSheldon

      If your ‘boundaries’ include ‘being able to go wherever you want without asking permission, and violently attacking anyone who confronts you about it’, then you are going to end up in prison or dead. This is not so much a lesson as it is a description of reality.

      • Tonio

        And Karmelo Anthony apparently has a living father, Drew Anthony.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I haven’t gone into it myself, but the family soaking the GoFundMe themselves and still ‘giving’ their kid the public defender?

        Uh. Damn. Talk about ‘parents’ not giving a fuck about their kid. (‘Well. He’s dead, but we can still get checks off his corpse!”)

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      How dare that father be there to teach his son valuable lessons about life!

      That’s fucking white supremacy!

    • creech

      Carmelo acted the thug, no question. But probably too much testosterone on both sides? Was he in the rival’s tent to cause trouble?
      Why not welcome him, “Come in get out of the rain. How’s your team looking?” instead of treating him as an interloper? What is so wrong with trying to be friendly with a stranger, whether its a white boy in a black neighborhood or vice versa? If you are brought up right, you don’t go looking for trouble just because someone is from the next town over or from the school that beat you on the gridiron last week or because you got to stand up against someone whose skin color isn’t yours or who asks you to leave their private property.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’ve heard some poorly supported rumblings that Anthony was in the opponent’s tent looking for something to steal, or that Metcalf may have thought so. No idea of the veracity, but I do know that shit does get stolen at high school athletic events, and that a member of one team doesn’t have many legit reasons to be hanging out in the other team’s facilities.

      • R C Dean

        Was he in the rival’s tent to cause trouble?

        Well, he was armed. And even back in the day in rural Texas, athletes who carried knives routinely, didn’t carry them during athletic competitions.

      • Homple

        Who gives a fuck about race or other ancillary details? Anthony stabbed Metcalf to death for no good reason. In a better time he would have swung for doing it.

    • Homple

      The lesson Metcalf’s father forgot to impart is: Expect that he’s carrying a knife and he will stab you with it. (Wisdom imparted by a palefaced Army drill sergeant over 60 years ago.)

      I knew a guy who did not get that lesson and he ended up like Metcalf.

    • R.J.

      What was that? Not even half way up.

    • Threedoor

      Officer and e7+ pushups.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t be dissin’.

  10. Raven Nation

    Any word from Suthen of late? TPTB: any way to contact him?

    • Fourscore

      So many have drifted away. I sort of remember Suthen mentioning a physical problem (I think)

      Is there an open enrollment? To encourage the others, lurkers?

    • Threedoor

      I was wondering about him.
      Political brother from another mother.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Mostly happy ending

    The San Francisco Police Department responded at 7:36 a.m. to the Trader Joe’s grocery store at California and Hyde streets on the report of an active theft. Arriving officers struggled with the suspected shoplifter before he fled on foot into the street, authorities said.

    “Two officers pursued the suspect on foot into the street where all three were struck by a vehicle,” SFPD said. “One of the officers was pinned beneath the vehicle.”

    ——-

    The police officers sustained non-life-threatening injuries in the collision and remain hospitalized. San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie said he has spoken with both of the injured officers and wished them a full and speedy recovery.

    The driver of the involved vehicle remained at the scene to cooperate with the investigation.

    I can’t believe the cops actually bothered.

    And- how was the driver supposed to get away with his car high-centered on a cop?

    • Threedoor

      Please tell my Trader Joe’s rang the bell for that.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    because you got to stand up against someone whose skin color isn’t yours or who asks you to leave their private property.

    How much of this was Texas high school “spirit” completely independent of race? I find it extremely hard to believe there were no black kids on Metcalf’s team, or that he somehow existed in some bizarre fantasyland white boy bubble.

    This is why I have tried to remain obdurately ignorant about this. It’s just so mindbogglingly stupid.

    • Brochettaward

      Some of the teens who testified against Anthony were…wait for it…black. Teammates of Metcalf’s. It was a pissing contest between two boys that spiraled out of control or was escalated to the point of stupidity by Anthony.

  13. Chipping Pioneer

    Dr. Stacey Patton is a cunte.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    A wig snatching cunt, whatever that might be.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    New York Times headline:

    New York Primary Elections: What to Know and How to Vote

    Vote for the commie, duh.

  16. Chipping Pioneer

    We visited Parma today. Sadly, none of the cheese was smoked.

    I see a major new market opportunity with Hunter as spokesperson.

  17. Sensei

    Ben & Jerry’s ‘Cannot Criticize’ Trump, Co-Founder Says

    https://archive.fo/ZLtcZ

    The fucking hippie doesn’t understand what happens when you sell something.

    He can buy it back and criticize away. They want to sell it.

    • Brochettaward

      Ben and Jerry’s sucks. It’s just not good ice cream. That’s the real scandal. I’d take the local Public generic over their shit not to mention several brands that are objectively better in every way. It’s like the last thing I’d buy even ignoring the politics.

      • Threedoor

        It’s the best I’ve ever had outside of homemade.

    • rhywun

      the future of ice cream on a warming planet

      Oh JFC.

  18. ron73440

    Neph, I have my creme de violette now and am going to make the Lady in Blue and the Aviation for my wife this weekend.

    Should be good, but if I use lemonade instead of lemon juice and simple syrup does that make me a heathen?

    Actually the heathen would be her because she’s the one drinking it. I did the same substitution when I made her a blackberry bramble and she loved it.

    If she was a sophisticated soul, she never would have married me.

    Personally, I don’t like lemon in anything.

    • Nephilium

      It makes you a heathen, but the math checks out. I routinely use sparkling lemonade or Italian sodas to make variants on Tom Collins (gin, lemon juice, simple, sparkling water). It does mean you give up the control to adjust the balances.

    • Sensei

      You can call it “aoi jyoshi”. Literally blue lady. You can’t directly translate it in Japanese without using the word for clothing unfortunately.

    • Grumbletarian

      It’s a shame how teenagers are getting banned from public spaces.

      /Lenore

    • Brochettaward

      Yes. And a friend of his apparently.

    • Sean

      Strips are $7.99/lb this weekend.

      • R.J.

        Ooooo

      • Aloysious

        How much are you asking to strip?

        Does Winston’s Mom condone the stiff competition?

      • Ted S.

        I think it’s her clients who are stiff, not the competition.

    • Mad Scientist

      Gene Shalit was still alive!?

  19. Evan from Evansville

    Predictably, man with (current) monopoly on reusable space rockets with an already-established global network of internet providers, is now a trillionaire. Gotta throw in weath disparity, just to be journalisticky.

    “Musk’s new title arrives amid a wider acceleration for the richest of the rich. Year after year, his former (although now very distant) billionaires club has reaped a growing number of members — from tech titans to celebrities. All the while, more and more people worldwide are struggling to pay their everyday bills. Many have decried the arrival of the first trillionaire as the latest and most alarming example of that wealth gap.”

    And GODDAMN did the giraffe-sizing people have a good time! “In terms of physical cash, one trillion U.S. dollar bills laid end to end would stretch nearly 97 million miles (or almost 156 million kilometers). That would account for the distance of more than 200 round-trip journeys to the moon — which NASA says sits an average of 238,855 miles away from Earth. It would also surpass the roughly 93 million miles between Earth and the sun.”

    Well. They didn’t add the pertinent bit, so *I* did, the fuckers: That’s 28.45 billion giraffes long.

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