The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 95

by | Jun 3, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 39 comments

The re-runs are quickly catching up with the current episodes, this episode is from this last New Years.

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  1. Evan from Evansville

    “That’s right. It’ll be super classy, and the best…”

    Damn, I shouldn’t be so happy that man is my president. A very funny man, to be honest, but that character is not my style. (His ‘everyday Prez’ voice.)

    Pissed he isn’t doing what he said he’d do, or do fully, and I realize not all of that is his fault, but how oh-so much worse it could be. Christ. He’s at least a slap to Americans of how fucking insane the DNC’s spokes-puppets are. (In real life and politically.)

    • Fourscore

      Along with the next crop of potential president wannabees we need to see a runway walk of the possible first ladies. Might make the choice easier.

      • rhywun

        Or first gentlemen. Doug Emhoff is a real looker.

      • Ted S.

        I thought Ella was the looker.

      • rhywun

        She’s all yours, Ted’S.

      • Threedoor

        It’s Gavin and we should all be excited to have the most plastic Ken Doll possible for potus.

  2. DEG

    They make shoes or something

    I chuckled.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    SiL’s bestie: “Indiana friends! There are SO MANY pride events this summer and I would love to see you at one! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
    Every community deserves to gather with one another and feel safe, and now more than ever it’s so important to center and celebrate our queer friends! Whether you’re a part of the LGBTQ+ community or an aspiring ally, check out a pride fest near you this summer! We’ll be vending at several and I CANNOT wait.
    Also, as a straight-presenting person very happily married to a man (hi Justin 💋) this is my first summer saying “I’m bi!” out loud, so happy pride to me. 😜
    …and btw it’s not even that deep — I’ve just been learning more about the human sexuality spectrum and basically I realized that label fits me even though I’m not attracted to *most* women 🤷🏼‍♀️😜”

    No, it really isn’t even that deep. You’ve eaten the bullshit about the humans sexuality spectrum. You wanted to confirm.
    “Straight-presenting person.” Yuh huh. You’re just not that bright. *whisper – SiL ain’t, either* But they reliably vote! And feel so gosh darn GOOD about themselves!

    Sensible Conversation walks out the door: “Well. I’ve had it! Call the weekend guy, I don’t care.” *door slams*

    • rhywun

      lol Poor Justin.

      Can’t she just be a fag hag and be done with it? We really don’t need “allies” with brains that scrambled.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Oh, he’s all, all, all in on it, too. So’s my bro.

        She’s a life-time fatass and he’s a marathon runner. They have an IVF kid, friends with my (just yesterday) 13yo nephew.
        Apparently, I discovered from Justin at a drunken party two decades ago, she gives GREAT head. Well. I imagine that’s a skill a woman of her girth and proportion would quickly learn to master. Like *master,* master. (No, not dom/sub, ya weirdos.)

        Justin’s is one of my brother’s best friends and the four of ’em live in Indy. SiL’s bestie, the gal writing the post, invited me to a special gathering this weekend or next. I’m friends w her and her cohort on FB, so just a happenstance invitation. I didn’t know what it was for til I saw this. I already knew I wasn’t ever even going to possibly think about considering to go.

      • rhywun

        I wouldn’t want to be around all that crazy either. But I’m old and so, so tired of drama.

    • slumbrew

      btw it’s not even that deep — I’ve just been learning more about the human sexuality spectrum and basically I realized that label fits me even though I’m not attracted to *most* women

      “Feed me enough Chardonnay and I’ll totally start kissing another woman. I’m so wild!”

      • Threedoor

        “I love me some box wine!”

    • Evan from Evansville

      Oooh, don’t forget “an aspiring ally.” Fuck. That’s remarkably close to a person “searching for their spirituality.”

      Social primates gonna social primates. Yuck on her clan. They’re all very nice, sweet people. But. So desirous to convert others. Through sunshine and lollipops.

      So trans is accepted or whatever, with my bro and the others. He was very serious about *not* getting the three boys circumcised. I wonder how that plays out in their mind. (Oooh. ‘That’s religious, so it’s all icky yuck.’)

      • rhywun

        They’re all very nice, sweet people. But. So desirous to convert others.

        Yeah, no. I have met a lot of that, and have no desire to meet another.

      • Fourscore

        In my mind, I tried to put my family into that crowd. Nope, not one would stop laughing. My parents would have raised their eye brows so high they wouldn’t be able to talk. My two brothers and I wouldn’t be able to get up from the floor ’cause of the laughter.

        Even my 60ish kids would enjoy the humor.

        Now my grandchildren, that’s a different story, at least 1 would join in in the celebration, the other two wouldn’t and would ignore the emancipation.

      • Fourscore

        The generational gap but also the economic strata would have an affect. Beer drinking working class people don’t have time for such luxuries.

      • rhywun

        I shudder to think what their kids will need to be pretending to be totally on board with in order to bask in the progressive glow.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Modern lefties, the courageous allies, are Useful Idiots because they’ve never faced real hardship. Plus, they were raised to understand the importance of the legit civil rights movement, and they simply want to LARP along.

        I really think it’s that simple. It answers everything in the simplest way. (Well. They’re also idiots, in this realm. That helps.) Add in my serious thought of how it lights up the ‘religious’ neurological pathway, which needs to be lit by something. They have to prove to themselves that they really *would* be the people to fight against Nazis and for Emmett Till.
        “Be the change you want to see in the world.” (Yeah? Not inherently positive, that…)

      • rhywun

        the ‘religious’ neurological pathway, which needs to be lit by something

        Maybe I’m just a jaded, cynical bastard but I don’t think I have that need.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @rhy: I was thinking that as I wrote it.

        I don’t think that part of me needs lighting, either. However, not everyone is religious, but *looks it up in AI search* “Globally, about 3 out of 4 people (roughly 75% to 84% of the world’s population) consider themselves to be religious, affiliated with a faith tradition, or at least identify as being very spiritual. This equates to approximately 6 billion people worldwide who hold some form of religious or spiritual belief”

        *shrug* I wonder if that considers folk who just go through the emotions. I’m in the 25%, then. *shrugs more*

      • rhywun

        I wonder if that considers folk who just go through the emotions.

        Or folks who deny being “religious” but replaced it with another religion like “climate” or “progressivism”.

    • Threedoor

      Is she announcing the upcoming divorce?

  4. Evan from Evansville

    “The body of a missing nuclear lab worker who vanished last year was reportedly found “skeletonized” with a gunshot to her skull in a national forest in New Mexico.

    Melissa Casias’ decaying body was found in a remote part of the Carson National Forest on Monday, according to local authorities. Casias, 54, was last seen on June 26, 2025.”

    Recently, Rogan had Eric Weinstein on who was very concerned about ‘at least 5-6’ and maybe more scientists suspiciously dying, and he says they are mostly around this Los Alamos facility. He may have argued the people dying were people who were talking against powerful interests who only one One Version of The Science to be studied or spoken about. (IIRC, in that ballpark.)

    Curious. Let’s say something suspicious is afoot. My first thoughts go to the US govt being shadily involved. The Chinese are #2, but I don’t see how killing people plays into the long-term goals. I know too little to make any thoughts, but I know enough for it to be concerning. Hrm.
    ===
    Woah. Read on: “…the mom-of-one’s “skeletonized” corpse was propped up against a tree – with an abandoned gun laying nearby.
    McNally said that Casias’ body didn’t show any signs of animal activity or disturbance, despite being left to rot in the forest.”

    Creepy, strange as fuck, and I gotta wonder who the message is for, to be found a year later. Damn.

  5. kinnath

    Time to install a VPN.

    Any recommendations?

    • rhywun

      Don’t bother & assume you’re being watched all the time everywhere.

      • Tres Cool

        Fair enough. Just like with a cell phone.
        However, Ive been a user of NordVPN for a couple of years and cant complain. But just like a Cloud service, Nord has all my info and I dont know how quick they would be to cough it up if asked.

        Caveat Emptor, I guess.

      • PutridMeat

        Nord has all my info and I dont know how quick they would be to cough it up if asked.

        That’s always true, but not really the point. Anybody you contract with is going to have, e.g. your name, credit card, address, etc, ignoring the more complicated approaches of obfuscating all that info too.

        With a VPN, the important – most important? – is their tracking/logging policy. Make sure you have a no-log VPN. Make sure they can’t access your keys. That way, when someone comes knocking, it’s not that they wouldn’t give up your stuff if they could, but they *can’t*. Of course you have to ‘trust’ the provider when they say ‘no-log’. With Proton, I believe there was recent situation where it was demonstrated, in the real world, that they did not have server logs and so could not provide tracking info when requested. And with recent changes to Swiss law that apparently made it possible that no-log servers would be illegal, they began moving their core servers to Norway, though I haven’t tracked that situation as carefully as I could. So for me, to the degree I can be confident about such things, Proton has, for the time being, demonstrated to the degree I require, that they are as good as is possible.

        If I really wanted to make sure the most sophisticated actors couldn’t track me and I was engaged in stuff they would be inclined to notice, I would be doing a lot more than just VPNing and putting my phone in a Faraday bag. But for casual everyday downloading por…. I mean privacy and anonymity, it’s enough.

    • PutridMeat

      I use proton and have been happy with it. Can bundle with (encrypted) email service if desired as well.

      I would recommend against using a free VPN; since providing the service cannot be free, something is being sold…

      • rhywun

        I use proton mail but not really for the privacy so much as the independence from all the major players that would want to tie me down. I’m currently a Mac but I used to be a PC and Google can fuck right off in some ways if not all.

      • kinnath

        thanks

      • slumbrew

        I’ll second Proton and avoiding “free” options – if something is free, you are the product.

    • Spudalicious

      SP swore by Proton. Good enough for me.

    • Gustave Lytton

      $5k/month tax free. Must be nice.

      One of these day I should file. 10% isn’t much, but could pay for the beer.

  6. Ted S.

    More local grift:

    Hinchey, Oberacker at odds over floating solar panels

    KINGSTON, N.Y. — Two state senators representing parts of Ulster County are on opposite sides of a state bill that allows for incentives to spur the building of floating solar panels on waterways.

    The bill has earned the support of state Sen. Michelle Hinchey, D-Saugerties, who voted in favor of it this week, and opposition from Sen. Peter Oberacker, R-Schenevus, who voted against it.

    According to the bill’s language, it “directs state energy research and development authority to establish a floating solar incentive and education program to provide information and resources including technical assistance, access to industry standards, and financing available through the authority or other public or private sector sources, to municipalities, developers, builders, design professionals, and potential owners for the construction of floating solar.”

    No. Fuck no.

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