The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 99

by | Jul 15, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 76 comments

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76 Comments

  1. Sean

    Yeah, when we getting around to that Greenland thing?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, Denmark signed off on the US doing whatever it wants without fully ceding the territory.

      So no need to take on the cost of paying the Greenlanders their welfare?

      • creech

        Which Denmark probably would have done without the bluster and desk pounding of our art of the dealer.

      • Evan from Evansville

        They said as much, later. It was the way he asked. Childish on both ends. Takes one to know one, eh? Hard to be crazy like a fox when your opponent is too petty to realize it.

    • Rat on a train

      The US needs to annex all the colors.

      • Gender Traitor

        The United Colors of Benetton?

      • UnCivilServant

        We can’t annex the colors, we’d end up with a rainbow flag.

    • Threedoor

      I’ll lead the charge into Bilund.

    • Chafed

      The twelfth of never.

  2. Evan from Evansville

    Woah, Tox?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      GD two-party states.

      858 PLAIN BI

      • Evan from Evansville

        Go, be safe and well.
        *big hug from afar*

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Merci, sugar!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      That’s what my number happens to spell, should anyone like to send me an amusing / distracting text sometime, now that I have charge and a signal occasionally.

      Been too busy to catch up with you all lately, sorry.

      • dbleagle

        Hopefully you are in a safe and at least semi sane place.

    • Fourscore

      Even after 60 years I could read your writing, though I had to look up “voleuse”

      I probably would have said “sur ma rue” though you are correct. In either case you can join them for a great evening

      Thanks for a refreshing lesson. Hope it’s a quiet evening dans chez vous

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Des mes amis?

        Can someone convince him that «oh la la» merely means “jeez”?

        Am not even fluent.

    • PutridMeat

      Si les amis peuvent etre vole, peut-etre, en fin, ils n’ont jamais ete vraiments des amis.

  3. R.J.

    Argentina beat England in the World Cup. It’s a start!

      • rhywun

        AYFKM? I changed channels on the whistle.

        Absolutely disgusting.

      • rhywun

        Can you imagine if a Euro country pulled that kind of shit? Ban-hammer.

    • rhywun

      *barf*

      When they win Sunday it will nothing but MESSI FEVER until the end of fucking time.

      That person has sucked all the air out of the game for 15+ years and I’m sick of it.

      • Raven Nation

        Right now, I don’t care enough to watch.

      • rhywun

        I’m not sure I care either.

        I generally tap out of big tournaments before the grand final because I rarely like the remaining combatants.

      • Chafed

        I’m sure I don’t care.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’m not at all upset I missed this one. Today was the last day without a Big Four game. There’s only one tomorrow, so Rhy. I hope your Mets continue their futility. I like Schwarber and Harper, but it’s I suppose better for me long-term if the Mets win. So I’ll root for ’em while also hoping those two have good games.

      (Ooooh, Friday night Cubs game. Get to chill with that one after my first week. Me likey.)

      • rhywun

        The Mets suckage is really pretty impressive.

      • Evan from Evansville

        It really, really is. Their defense is embarrassing. Seen it around an awful lot recently, and unsurprisingly. That clubhouse must be very unpleasant.

      • creech

        Schwarbs and Harp have been in a hitting slump lately. Phillies need them (and Turner) to come roaring out of the break or the asswipe Braves will win the division (or maybe the upstart Nationals),

  4. UnCivilServant

    So I was wondering – when the AI bubble bursts, will there be a glut of secondhand servers on the market?

    • Gender Traitor

      It’s OK – they took them out of a bunch of bridges and highway overpasses.

  5. UnCivilServant

    One last random thing before I get some sleep.

    Since I added Turmeric to my spice cabinet, there’s been this “I know that flavor from somewhere” feeling whenever I used it. It was bugging me, but tonight I recognized where I knew it from.

    Instant Ramen.

    Particularly “Chicken Flavored” instant ramen. It provides the yellow color to the finished product. It’s just that I stopped having instant ramen long enough before I put the turmeric in my spice collection that I couldn’t make the connection easily.

    Anyway. I need to get some rest.

    G’Night, Glibs.

      • UnCivilServant

        you don’t taste the turmeric in mustard because the mustard overwhelms the flavor.

  6. Toxteth O'Grady

    Il a juste jeté une bière vers my now-damp back (told you I wasn’t fluent).

    I don’t have a prescription pad!

    • CPRM

      I don’t speak Peck nor Brownie.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I don’t know what you are talking about either.

        I would call 911 but I’m not ready to flee.

  7. Toxteth O'Grady

    Je ne suis qu’une maudite espèce de salope, et cetera.

    Not a big Glib network here like you all currently have in OH.

    Je me couche.

    🎶 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAQWr34De0

    (always wondered why she was vousvoyering her beau)

    • CPRM

      If you need someone to talk to less in the open, we have the zoom permalink and I’ll be up for a little bit yet.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I can’t get Zoom to work. ☹️ Tried when Juleigh died. Crummy connections here, IDKY. 858 PLAIN BI does.

        Can’t care for my mother anymore. Told her doctor that today. Up to her and Bob now.

      • CPRM

        do you have the zoom app? Or were you trying via browser? I don’t like phones, one of my quirks.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ugh, it does indeed hate me. No wonder my fave Young One was Neil Pye. But thank you for trying!

        I do have that British syndrome of mixing up my Romance languages (la monnaie now being a moot point).

      • CPRM

        I don’t know romance from bromance, but I like this song, no idea what the title is.

      • CPRM

        Well, I’ll confess I more like the singer, and kind of liker her singing.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Thanks for staying up with me.

        Bob just loves my furrin tongues, hence the sardonic French practice earlier. I’m a snob for being a Bruin with an expired passport?

        An upset adult, even sober, might as well be a drunken toddler.

        IDGAFA but my in propria persona attorney reminded me to shut up.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., Stinky, and Roat!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        My AC finally got my bedroom down to a comfortable temperature for the overnight, so I slept a lot.

        😴

      • UnCivilServant

        (Admittedly it seems the outside temps cooled off as well, which helped the poor machine)

      • Gender Traitor

        🌬😁 (The best Linux MInt can do for “wind”)

      • Gender Traitor

        So far, so good. I don’t think I’m going to have much to do at work today. 🤞🙂 (Now watch – someone will call me to insist that the amount of their incentive is wrong.)

      • Ted S.

        💨

        Did you try looking up fart emojis?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So the English have managed to make steaks look unappetizing. Maybe it tastes good though.

    • Fourscore

      My ex-wife’s favorite recipe.

    • Rat on a train

      You have freedom of speech but not freedom after speech.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Good old Idi Amin, the most quotable African dictator.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Africa’s Churchill.

    • rhywun

      “crime against peace”

      OFFS

  8. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    /wildfire smoke

    • Fourscore

      Bad but not as bad as yesterday

      • Tres Cool

        It took a day to make its way to NE ohio

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