I had a nice late lunch with the wife at a good Mexican place here yesterday. A few hours later, it hit me like a ton of bricks. I spent the night doing a faux colonoscopy prep. I really like chimichangas too.
Links?
I spent a great deal of time in Sonoma County. I had no idea it was run by the gay Jewish mafia.
I don’t even know who this guy is, but this doesn’t sound like a winning strategy.
And in case you needed further evidence the Syrupeans have gone dark.
This story just keeps on giving.
Never change, Bill. Never change. I wonder what Al Gore’s opinion is? No, not really.
Overall, a pretty shitty news day. Much bloviating at the UN, much hand wringing over Trump giving Xi and handy, and Iran is still Iran. Whatever.
I’ve made enough tomato sauce that today is batch of tomato paste. The season is limping towards the end. Peace out, Glibbies.
My apologies in advance. I couldn’t help myself.
“Syrupeans”
😂🤣
I thought that was the Vermonsters
That is outstanding. Surpasses Europoors, also brilliant.
‘-the Zionists in Sonoma County. The Jews still run the world. That’s where we’re at,” Flores said. “All our money gets sent to Israel, but nobody wants to talk about that.”‘
ALL the money goes to Israel? Sonoma County officials don’t keep some for themselves? They’re not politicing right.
LOL!
I mean… she has a point in there somewhere about QWERTY+ propaganda but damn, that’s funny.
“Every day my Instagram algorithm is filled with reels of Democrats and Republicans arguing back and forth deciding who is more gay and retarded even though they are two sides of the same bird [sic],” Flores said.
Okay. The Jew stuff aside I’m starting to kinda like her.
Would you rather a gay and retarded kid or to homeschool?
Having the poops is the shits.
Damned painful too.
In all seriousness, hope you feel better.
Where’s Sandy when we need him?
I think I have gay jooh mafia hermaphrodites lurking under my bed, just like democrats.
I’m glad t-rump did the pocket resicion.
Just to hear Chuck U. Schumer squeal.
lol Nice one, Animal.
From ded thred, Prop 187 was the last gasp of statewide conservatism in CA. Gray Davis, as soon as he was elected, shitcanned the appeal of the nonsensical judicial ruling. And the democrats went on to enact a whole host of benefits for illegal aliens, something that the judge ruled was prohibited.
It’s been smooth sailing ever since to the Utopia we see today!
If smooth sailing is ever increasing taxes and regulation, then yes.
STEVE SMITH PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. HIM HELP LESBIAN BAR MAKE MUNNIES. HIM FILE TORT. BY FILE TORT MEAN…
I’m torn between sympathy for Ol’ Joe and disgust with Dr Jill.
Joe can’t help himself and Jill makes a mockery of what love/marriage should be. Joe needs to be protected and not put in humiliating situations that he can’t control.
Bingo. That woman is evil.
Ol Joe earned his reward. He was doing the same shit when he was “senile”.
Yeah, as somebody here pointed out a few years back, Biden surrounded himself with grifters, politickers, and back-stabbers. He used people – just like almost every politician does. Now he’s reaping what he sowed.
This right here. He was a piece of shit before he went senile, he doesn’t get innocence because he forgot his evils.
“Now he’s reaping what he sowed”
Oh-oh
I was driving near Joe’s house in Greenville about 4pm today and saw an ambulance come screaming out of the street leading back to his house. No black suburbans trailing fore and aft, so I suppose it wasn’t Ole Joe.
Every once in a while I see their cameos on Parks & Rec, and how Amy Poehler’s character would fawn over them. Joe was her constant sex fantasy in the show. 🤮
And then she recently fawned over DeNiro’s anti-Donald heroism last week and suddenly the show’s characterization of her always giving them and the Obamas a tongue bath isn’t so funny anymore.
I think he will do just fine. The tunnel builders in Gaza will certainly be grateful for the support.
Exciting day for baseball to set up the playoffs. The Cubs are guaranteed a spot, but there’s jockeying for position. I want the Phillies and Padres to lose. I’m pro White Sox over Cleveland.
Much like ABS, which I’m pretty in favor of, the expanded Wild Card in MLB may be okay, as well. Gets more teams interested, and truly does make being the Wild Card a huge disadvantage going forward. Having said that, I also feel teams with too much rest can be negatively affected by it. *shrug*
I really, really am kinda against robot umpires, particularly behind the plate. I loved SuperBaseball 2020, but I also enjoy the human element. Compromise!! I want more managers kicking dirt on the umps and screaming at ’em for their fucking bullshit. I want the hat turned backwards so they can froth without touching. (Uh. Not a euphemism here, but you do you.)
One of the things that made Maddox so great was his ability to massage and slowly expand the strike zone over the course of a game. I wonder what he’d look like in today’s MLB.
Maddux is hands-down my favorite MLB player of all time. Started as a Cub and got his 300th W with us!
*swoons and tongue-fully serenades 108 stitches*
Damn it man. Your Cubs already beat the Indians, now you’re pulling for the White Sox over the fake Indians? Can’t a local team win a World Series in my lifetime?
Valid point. I’m not anti-Cleveland. I am absolutely anti-GUARDIANS. Be Woke cunts and at least go with the fucking Cleveland Spiders, but don’t do that either.
I’m pro a team who lost 100 games 2(3?) in a row suddenly making this big of a playoff push.
Evan:
The only Guardians gear in my house is a free jersey I got when going to a game a couple years back. I wore it yesterday to the Bananaball game where I acquired an Indianapolis Clowns Jackie Bradley Jr. jersey.
The girlfriend got the stuffed animal for the Party Animal’s mascot. She was unaware of the name of the mascot, and missed that it had a sound feature. The name of the mascot (a monkey with a banana on its head) is Pharty.
No.
I LOVE the Indianapolis Clowns, though I haven’t seen a game yet. They got permission from the Negro League people, and that *mwah* is how you become historic and unassailable.
Mr Ilium, ‘Pharty’ is glorious.
Evan:
They didn’t just get permission, they’re licensing the team from the Negro league. So it not only brings back the name and the legacy, but it helps to fund the Negro league museum (they’re the owners to the rights to all of the teams from my understanding). They’re playing another game against the Party Animals tonight, but the postseason has been decided for both teams (Animals going to the post season, Clowns eliminated). They have replays available on their YouTube channel.
Having been to a game in person, they did some neat stuff there, and some things that could be done better. For watching as a baseball fan, the YouTube channel is better, as at the in person game, they only used the center board of the jumbotron, and didn’t put up the box scores or the lineups on the side boards.
👍 Glorious example of actual minorities, here the Negro League, not giving a shit and want $$ and publicity. Whoops! I do enjoy that no one dared go after the Braves. Huh. Mighty queer, that. (Not really.)
Woah. My CAPS button is really an insert emoji button. Not sure how I feel. Mostly ignorant, but more.
HaHA! Don Mattingly, he of Evansville itself, is now my foe. See also: Schwarber, Kyle.
Robot officiating has ruined soccer and I don’t like it much in tennis either.
WTF?
It’s a Twit.
And to think I thought Hollywood was in Las Angeles this whole time. I just learned it was in Sanoma county.
Way to misgender the angels.
And I didn’t realize Finnish media companies founded counties in California. :-p
I spel gud
I’m catching up on GlibFlicks. I haz a disappoint that no one commented on Planet Gygax for Psycho Goreman.
Good point.
For me, the fun was in the dialogue and over the top bad guy.
I’ve been pre-gaming, and I have moonshine pickles in the fridge
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09#success
~10pm ET
Mixing the pickle moonshine with Irish whiskey for picklebacks, or using it for Bloody Marys?
The beer place where I got dinner had trouble with their Spaten and Paulaner Oktoberfest kegs to point where the distributor is going to have to come back to sort it out. This made me sad.
I had apple rye moonshine after I got back. I’m done drinking for the night.
Getting dinner sorted first. Anyone gonna be around?
Polo was fun the other day, and M&D, Colin and the 6yo went out to Carmel’s Oktoberfest. Tons of really good art market. We had really good Polish street food. Fun day, music and some dancing. Few. Little ‘un has wheely shoes now, but we walked there in his new basketball shoes. They weren’t tied well, and on the way back, he and Mom did another little ‘race.’ His shoe popped off and he stumbled, banged his knee and forearm. Not his face or head, thankfully, on the cobblestone sidewalk.
A legit cry ensued. But Colin was able to soothe him. He walked it off after the jolt and pain faded. Atta boy. Dad kept mentioning as a joke how much he wants a porta potty for his bday. Blue. I bought a bunch of boxes and 13yo and Mom+ are decorating it as one, and apparently it’s damn, damn, damn good. It’s gonna be a big, big fucking hit.
Attaboy, Mini-Ev.
Yikes – get out, (((Canadians))).
Rhy: did you watch the AFL final?
No, and I just went looking for it on tonight’s schedule. 🙄
The winner is your team, right? I had no opinion either way.
I’m a Carlton guy from before Brisbane had a team.
Last night Fremantle led by 17 points with 4:18 left.
Ooh, I have taken a shit in Brisbane.
Ooh, I have taken a shit in Brisbane.
#metoo
I also had beer in Fremantle, but I didn’t take a shit there.
It’s been a dramatic turn for the worse. I could see it happening. It’s painful watching a western country destroy itself.
::Hair-Pulling Scream::
So, I finally had a few moments where I knew where all my hex keys were, I figured I’d pull the gas block off the Lego Rifle and do the realignment.
After the uncooperative handguard comes off and I release the gas block I notice something a bit odd about the port in the block. There was a flat piece of metal like 1/32″ in which blocked off the whole gosh darn thing. Somehow I had bought an Adjustable gas block and didn’t realize it. I was too stupid to check the make sure the port was open on the gas block because it just didn’t seem like it would be closed, and it had shipped fully closed.
After finding the appropriate hex key to adjust the gas block (which turned out to be metric 🤮, positively unamerican for a set screw) I go to do what I set out to do which is get the alignment right.
My silver sharpie decides “I’m just going to disassemble myself now” and does so.
::Headdesk::
SiL’s Bestie: “We ate, we cried, we bedazzled. MAN I needed this. 🥰💖 Thank you thank you to From Her Corner for providing a fun (and v whimsical) craft for our brunch + Ketki R. 🧙🏽 Tarot/Reiki/Akashic Records for reading tarot! Aaaaand to all of the lovely humans who came and filled my cup today!”
I’m glad they had a fun craft day. Why the hell is it whimsical? See also: Weird.
Bedazzling is still a thing?
In her world, yes.
I knit, I crochet, and sometimes I sew. I have never bedazzled anything (or anyone) nor do I ever intend to do so.
Searching for clarification/confirmation of “bedazzle” as a verb related to crafting, I came across this explanation with what I take to be a strange neologism:
“zhush”??
You don’t watch Project Runway? Everything gets zhuzhed there.
I do not. Again, never have and never intend to do so.
I enjoyed it for a few seasons – me and my close fag-hag friend loved it.
But like everything else, politics eventually ruined it and I think other hosts took it over anyway and I stopped watching a decade or more ago.
See also: Top Chef. Same thing.
I swear she says something is “whimsical” every time you post a quote.
I bought a Roseanne-style granny square blanket from Amazon last week. Unfortunately it’s not warm at all so I’m just leaving it on the sofa for display. Mom taught me how to crochet a thousand years ago but that’s way beyond my patience any more.
I learned to knit before I learned to crochet, but I agree with most who do both that crocheting is easier. I’ve never attempted anything as large as a blanket or throw, but with a simple stitch, it could be quite relaxing.
(Have never learned the granny square stitch.)
Oh, you’re just accurately seeing what she constantly bleats. It’s, kinda legit, part of her entity. Her FB biz profile:
“whimsy + rage + gifts + goods from small brands owned by women, BIPOC, & LGBTQ+ folks”
Whimsy + Rage. The slogan, or its pairing, is featured on much of her merch. She’s a wannabe AWFL princess. Who supports her anti-patriarchal charge on her certainly money-losing business funded by her husband’s work and her side gigs. It’s like, along with SiL, feel they need to atone for their PRIVILEGED lifestyle. I’m quite certain that’s where the drive from their internal conscience comes from, tied with the cultural ties to Leftism.
Let me know when the vajazzling happens.
To be truthful, Chafed, her vajazzling her vajayjay make it easier to find under her voluminous flesh folds. She’s maybe 5’4″, easily 300-320lbs. Good flute player and I’ve heard she gives great head. Kinda sorta had to learn, methinks. She’s had the same body shape since high school.
If she has small breasts then alert Tres.
Ewwww.
Wait, what are we talking about? I just got here!
I’ll believe Macklemore loves the Palestinians when he performs in the West Bank or Gaza.
https://babylonbee.com/news/macklemore-performs-concert-in-gaza-and-oh-no-theyve-thrown-him-off-a-roof
LOL!
The Bee nailed it.
I understand that when one expires from MAID drugs fall out of one’s ass.
Apparently Iowa beat Michigan.
My facebook friends are celebrating.
The way they did so is being called “poetic justice.”
I just saw the replay. Touchdown with 0:00 showing on the clock.
Chimichangas are why the Mexicans will be spared when The Firstening comes.
WATCH FOR THE FIRST.
“Colin Simmons’ 5-sack day marred only by a vulgar celebration when he mimics urinating on field”
Gird your loins, Simmons empties six-pack sack on gridiron
(Mimic. psh. What a piker.)
Ooh, were ya ready for that First accidental reply? Stuff that chimichanga back up your ass.
Morning, Glibs.
I probably find this more amusing than any of you will. After not having data for my weight while on the road, the new data point this morning falls exactly along the trend line for the data set. It’s not a new record or anything, but it does indicate to me that I’ve not completely wrecked my efforts. (The trend line is still downward sloping)
I’m under 160 for the first time since I’ve been keeping track. a personal best, after 3 whole days of keeping track. Woo-hoo!
Congratulations!
My efforts have been…. less successful.
After travelling, that’s pretty good, UnCiv.
I am pretty well, err, stabilized at just under 190. I’m not really doing anything to try to drop weight, but given my frame 175 – 180 would probably be better. I probably haven’t seen the south side of 180 since I was in school.
From my skeletal size, I’m not sure 190 would be healthy for me. I don’t know. I’m still in the 270s, so I’m going to get back in the habits of shedding what I can.
I’m not going to call someone only ten pounds outside their ideal range out on it. I’m hardly one to talk.
Hahaha! That was exactly me before cancer. Frustratingly stuck at 190 when 180 was good and 170 was “too skinny”.
Now stuck at 245 thinking maybe 190 wasnt so bad after all.
Let us know when you start wearing skinny jeans.
never gonna happen
For some reason, the melodramatic writing in this story amuses me.
Happy Sunday/funday Glibs!
⛪️🤪🥯
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Id2hNfVjZQ
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., U, cyto, RCD, and Teh Hype!
Morning.
After nearly sleeping until noon yesterday I was worried I messed up my sleep schedule, but I got up with my alarm at 5 today, so I should be okay for work tomorrow.
Have to figure out if it’s a remote or office day. 🤔
I’m glad to hear that, but I’m sorry you felt the need to set such an early alarm on the last day of your vacation. 🙁️
It’s better to correct the issue if there is one before it becomes an issue.
Very windy here. For some reason couldn’t help but think of Tranquility Base.
Can’t argue with that. Better safe than sorry!
I haven’t ventured out yet, as it was only 49 degrees at last check. I’ll pack up and move out there shortly, but I wanted to get in my pre-lynx morning greetings first.
Good morning Glibs!
I have found my soul mate. This is my life.
https://x.com/johnkonrad/status/2103833540764860813