I Got Nothing

by | Nov 2, 2026 | I Am Lame | 152 comments

Seriously, no links, no smart comments, nothing. I do have a bunch of assignments to grade which is what I will spend my morning do.

Have a great start to your week Glibs!

I did come up with some music, however.

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152 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Nuffin? You did Nuffin???

  2. Ted S.

    You could have just re-uploaded Friday’s links 😉

    • Raven Nation

      Unfortunately, I torched that post.

      • Ted S.

        See, I write all my blog posts in a text editor and save them to my local drive. 😛

      • Tonio

        Oh, I should have undeleted it (I can do that!) and written to you. Sorry for all the confusion about Friday. I’ve been trying to bring the regular linksters in line, but it’s like herding cats.

      • Raven Nation

        Yeah, I normally draft them in a Word doc, but it was kind of a rush on Friday so…

      • Common Tater

        “but it’s like herding cats”

        psst… libertarians

    • Tonio

      Oh, they don’t understand how our government works.

  3. UnCivilServant

    I do have a bunch of assignments to grade which is what I will spend my morning do.

    Grade them on a curve from F- to D-

    • Fourscore

      You’ve seen my transcripts?

  4. PieInTheSky

    Bulgaria got its first woman president but she is the wrong sorts politically.

    • AlexinCT

      She pees standing up?

    • Common Tater

      member of the Bulgarian Socialist Party

      • Tonio

        Your 7:37 link is the same as your 7:23 Mexican migrant caravan link. You got a Polish link for us?

      • Ted S.

        Will this do, Tonio?

      • Tonio

        That was meant for Alex, obvs, but thanks for stepping up.

        [golf clap]

  5. Ted S.

    Heard an interview with the SOB leader of the Aussie Greens party who tried to blame the attack on his fellow MP on social media and on poverty.

    • AlexinCT

      Come on ted S! You know they loot sneakers, electronics, and high couture items cause they are poor and hungry….. Everybody knows the nutritional value of those things a re YUGE…

  6. Common Tater

    “Laura Caron — a 36-year-old former 5th grade teacher — has pleaded guilty to one of the charges against her … after being accused of sexually assaulting a student and having his baby….

    Prosecutors claimed the abuse lasted for 4 years … and a probable cause affidavit obtained by the outlet claimed she became pregnant with and gave birth to his child.

    She was 27 at the time … he was only 13.”

    https://www.tmz.com/2026/11/01/teacher-accused-of-having-11-year-old-victims-child/

    At least she didn’t strangle the baby.

    • AlexinCT

      Dia de los Muertos?

  7. Common Tater

    “Not only did Baltimore lose Lamar Jackson on the first snap of Sunday’s 36-10 loss to the Bills, but the Ravens also saw backup Tyler Huntley exit the game with a toe injury after only a handful of plays under center.

    It was later revealed that Huntley was believed to be dealing with turf toe, according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter….

    Rookie Joe Fagnano came into the game for the pair of injured QBs and went 10 of 21 for 91 yards and an interception.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/11/02/sports/ravens-qb-situation-uncertain-after-lamar-jackson-tyler-huntley-injuries/

    Bullshit you can’t call him Fag Nano on the internet.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      Turf toe? I saw the play where Huntley was injured. A 300# lineman landed on his foot when the toe were pointed to the ground. I’m surprised there are any unbroken bones in that foot.

      • Sean

        Babou!

      • slumbrew

        Thank you, Sean. Saved me the effort.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Rhein Amacher
    @RheinAmacher

    A Jewish woman, @basedinmalibu
    , was violently assaulted earlier today by Temulun Togochog, a Mongolian immigrant.

    Togochog was promptly taken into custody by @umichdpss
    .

    Togochog is a May 2026 graduate of Mercer County Community College in New Jersey and is now attending @UMich
    for global ethnic studies.

    She also does OnlyFans on the side.

    Curtis Yarvin
    @curtis_yarvin
    Race scientists tell us there are three kinds of Asian: Rice, Jungle, and Horse.

    Authorities say the assimilation of this young Horse Asian girl into suburb nosering tattoo shitlib porn culture may mark a worrying new low in global spiritual decline

    https://x.com/curtis_yarvin/status/2117239117709021695

    • juris imprudent

      Race scientists?

      C’mon dude. When you want to be ruled by royalty, you gotta throw science out the window.

      • rhywun

        A race scientist and a global ethnic studies graduate enter a bar….

      • R C Dean

        Trick question – they’re the same person.

      • PieInTheSky

        you have a different classification of Asians?

    • AlexinCT

      Look at what these idiots acting out are supposedly “studying” in college and you can predict the useless and dangerous ones in seconds.

      Can’t wait for the lack of money in these cult indoctrination disciplines to be completely dried up so these indoctrinators have to get a real job asking me if I want fries with that.

    • Common Tater

      “A lunatic University of Michigan student went berserk and attacked a conservative influencer, shoving her to the ground before being arrested — then declared she should have “killed” her as police hauled her away.

      The unidentified, irate student is seen in the viral video arguing with two men seated behind a table on the Ann Arbor campus Sunday, beneath a sign asking “Is Islam Compatible with the West?” — before clapping directly in one man’s face, causing him to flinch away.”

      https://nypost.com/2026/11/02/us-news/university-of-michigan-student-arrested-after-attacking-conservative-influencer-lizzy-benichou-on-ann-arbor-campus/

      What kind of asian? She look Korean to me.

      • Common Tater

        ““You’re sick, you’re sick. Go to a mental hospital, bitch,” another onlooker yelled at the student, who was now in the backseat of the cop car.

        “I’ve already been to a mental hospital,” the student shouted back. “And I’ll go again if it means killing you.””

        LOL

      • PieInTheSky

        Horse asian according to Curtis.

      • PieInTheSky

        also subscribe to her onlyfans.

      • Common Tater

        Not rice? I’ve never seen a Korean on a horse.

        “also subscribe to her onlyfans”

        can search hot asian and get 37 billion hits

      • PieInTheSky

        well in the original tweet

        Temulun Togochog, a Mongolian immigrant.

        I assumed it is correct

      • rhywun

        Mongolian

      • Ownbestenemy

        “I’ve already been to a mental hospital,”

        News and politicians will report that motive and what triggered the incident are unknown.

      • Common Tater

        Thought they were two separate things. Need more covefe.

    • Tonio

      “Authorities say the assimilation of this young Horse Asian girl into suburb nosering tattoo shitlib porn culture may mark a worrying new low in global spiritual decline.”

      Well, he’s not wrong about that.

      • EvilSheldon

        So, we all understand that progressivism is a destructive cult, right? People who are indoctrinated into a cult are easy to spin up into antisocial violence.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      GODDAMN MONGORIANS!!!

    • PieInTheSky

      not its austerity what done it

    • AlexinCT

      Meh, you forget the invasion sanctioned by an elite to replace their choads that were not commie enough.

      • PieInTheSky

        If only someone could have predicted this 50 years ago.

      • Sensei

        +1 US Social Security

      • AlexinCT

        Are EU boomers demanding the young keep paying taxes for that too? Cause I hear that is the biggest complaint in the US from young people that do not want to pay for SS, and want more government and socialism too….

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, once the money starts running out, it always turns into “Socialism for me but not for thee”.

      • Chafed

        Does generational contract mean born into debt?

      • AlexinCT

        “Does generational contract mean born into debt?”

        Nah, that is just socialism when you sooner than later end up out of other people’s money…

    • rhywun

      Trump’s efforts to stop illegal immigration is to promote Christian white nationalism

      Yet another broken promise. Sigh.

    • Chafed

      My youngest drives one. Solid car.

  9. Common Tater

    “A prominent California university is severing ties with its nearly century-old mascot, pulling the pin on a 92-year-old tradition following student backlash over colonial history.

    The University of San Francisco announced Friday that “The Don” — a costumed figure sporting a pencil mustache and a green Spanish-style hat that has patrolled the sidelines since 1932 — will officially step aside at the start of the spring 2027 semester…

    The mascot originally honored Don Francisco de Haro, the first mayor of Yerba Buena before it became San Francisco.

    While the Spanish honorific translates to “of noble origin,” the figure sparked widespread debate in 2022 when USF’s student government passed a formal resolution demanding its removal, arguing the character symbolized the exploitation and subjugation of California’s Indigenous people.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/11/01/us-news/university-of-san-francisco-caves-to-students-by-canceling-mascot-after-90-years/

    Give the students infected blankets.

    • AlexinCT

      Their new mascot will be Homey Da Clown?

    • rhywun

      If everything Spanish is now taboo in California, there is going to be a LOT of cleanup needed to unremember all of that history.

      • juris imprudent

        The revolution just keeps eating its own until there is nothing left.

  10. Tonio

    Thanks to Raven Nation for stepping in to fill the links. We don’t have a very good process for requesting fill-ins, as has been obvious the past few days.

    • AlexinCT

      Did the Eu stop buying Russian energy since the war started? Cause they are now complaining about the US while they financed Russia all along and screamed at Trump for not sacrificing Americans to protect them..

      • rhywun

        They did not stop buying from what I have heard.

        I suspect there is a disconnect between the proles who want affordable energy and the elites who want war.

      • Plinker762

        Looks like Russian LNG has dropped from about 50% of EU gas imports to about 15%. US supply has gone from 5% to 25% of imported LNG into Europe.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a 15% of imports no longer from Russia that is coming from somewhere else – who’s filling that gap?

  11. Evan from Evansville

    Well, I’m feeling much better and my headache’s gone, a massive improvement. I have tomorrow off, though not for voting, which coulda been 6hrs of free PTO, oddly enough. I hope to casually let them know about my epileptic Sunday and keep things a little smaller, today.

    Best guess: The underweight issue, particularly with glucose and sugar, is a very legit causal factor. It apparently lowers the ‘seizure threshold’ and that seems the trap I sorta fell into. Not a full seizure, but ‘absence seizures’ are unpleasant in their own smaller way

    Feeling pretty comfortable about today, especially if my ‘pep’ talk with my Team person makes sense to ’em. Up ‘n atom!

    • R.J.

      So… You need to eat some burgers and puzza?

      • R.J.

        Puzza does sound interesting and vaguely erotic. Thanks, Apple autocorrect!

      • Ted S.

        New York or deep-dish puzza?

      • Common Tater

        pineapple puzza

      • AlexinCT

        Is the difference the smell?

      • PieInTheSky

        puzza as would be pronounced in english sounds quite like puța which means penis.

      • rhywun

        puța which means penis

        *takes notes*

    • Evan from Evansville

      Ha! My olfactory hallucinations were the same, regardless of spelling!

  12. R C Dean

    The whole “mostly peaceful” riots thing reminds me of the saying that you can add a spoonful of ice cream to a bucket of shit, and you still have a bucket of shit, but if you add a spoonful of shit to a bucket of ice cream, you will now have a bucket of shit.

    You can have a thousand peaceful protesters, but a couple dozen throwing molotovs and breaking windows means you now have a violent riot.

    • R C Dean

      Put another way, if 23 hours, fifty-nine minutes, and thirty seconds of your day is completely ordinary, but you get jumped and curb stomped for thirty seconds, would you say you had a peaceful day?

      • UnCivilServant

        Depends when the attack happens. If it were at night, the day part of the day might have been peaceful but I’d have had an awful night.

      • Sensei

        At a large event people will get rowdy. So zero violence is unlikely. Something like the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade is going to have arrests and possibly even property damage.

        I think “flames” qualifies as a general problem, however. But I can see somebody lighting a trash can on fire at the Macy’s parade.

        But your broader point still stands.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Rational persons know the right answer.

        Lefties would have to run it through their flowchart to determine if outrage is warranted and what the narrative is and will die on that hill before re-examining their position.

        Righties also seem to have a flowchart, albeit, much more streamlined in outrage response and tend to have at least a path to rational answer.

      • juris imprudent

        will die on that hill

        Eh, you mean whine and cry incessantly? Throw a 3 yo’s temper tantrum? They aren’t about to actually risk their own life on that hill.

      • trshmnstr

        But I can see somebody lighting a trash can on fire at the Macy’s parade.

        The reaction is where the difference occurs. At the macys parade, a burning trash can would be a major disruption and make the news. At an average leftist “peaceful protest”, a burning trash can is ambiance.

        It’s not the existence of the violence, it’s the casual acceptance of it.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, the MSM is deliberately doing this because they support the rioting.

      • PieInTheSky

        Seems above average.

  13. Sensei

    How Rep. Haley Stevens Turned Against a Fellow Democrat—and Became a Party Pariah
    She vowed to back El-Sayed. Days before the election, she shocked her party by backing a Republican instead.

    https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/how-rep-haley-stevens-turned-on-a-fellow-democratand-became-a-party-pariah-25474541?st=B1ihzn&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    These endorsements fascinate me. How many minds do you think this is going change? It makes for great drama, but I find it hard to believe that all her primary supporters won’t just vote Team.

    • AlexinCT

      Blue on blue warfare…

    • PieInTheSky

      She needs to find Allah.

      • R C Dean

        ALLAH FIND HER, AND BY FIND MEAN . . . .

    • Chafed

      Probably so but she burned down her political career which suggests this is an act of conscience. Also, even a fraction of her supporters heeding her advice could swing the race.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      Her husband is Jewish and had already said he would not be voting for Abdul. That probably influenced Haley’s decision.

    • rhywun

      I’m enjoying the pushback on his Islamism but I would be more encouraged to see even the slightest mention of his communism. But hey, whatever works.

    • R C Dean

      The ER could have been a freestanding ER or one of those diagnosis only ERs. Both are technically licensed as hospitals, but transfer every patient as soon as they can.

      Who knows, though. They may have found something else that warranted transfer, like “Yup, you had a stroke. And it was caused by this here brain tumor.”

      • Sensei

        I was hoping you’d chime in!

  14. Common Tater

    There is no such thing as a “chicken cheesesteak”. It’s a chicken sandwich with melted cheese on it.

    • PieInTheSky

      chicken sandwich with melted cheese on it- isnt that a chicken parm?

      • Common Tater

        Only if it has tomato sauce.

  15. PieInTheSky

    We have been getting articles in the local press about how Trump uses his personal Gestapo to kidnap people.

    • R C Dean

      *votes even harder*

    • rhywun

      I can forgive you guys for not knowing the actual law in these matters but there is no excuse for our leftists here. They are just straight up lying about everything.

  16. UnCivilServant

    Yesterday while buying bacon, I saw an abomination – pumpkin spice bacon. 😱🎃🥓

    I did not buy it. I got normal bacon.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hmm. Depends on what they determine to be pumpkin spice. Cause a lot of those spices can easily go into bacon-making and be extremely tasty.

      • UnCivilServant

        If they used the spice names instead of using that marketing name, I might be less horrified.

    • Common Tater

      It can’t be worse than Dr. Pepper sausage.

  17. kinnath

    To TPTB. While I am loathe to complain about the slots you schedule my articles in, is it a good idea to run an article on bicycle restoration on election night?

    • kinnath

      I mean, everyone will be drunk and might make bad decisions like feeling compelled to buy rare and unmaintainable bicycles. It’s for their protection, obviously.

      • kinnath

        On the other hand, it would be a built-in audience.

    • Drake

      Depends on how the election goes? That may be our primary mode of transportation?

      • kinnath

        True. I need to start hoarding parts I guess.

      • R C Dean

        Drake makes an excellent point.

    • Common Tater

      As long as everyone follows the 30-minute rule.

      • kinnath

        It’s a special occasion. I fully expect people to go off topic the moment it posts. The news will already be posting predictions and maybe even some results. I will probably be in that group of people.

  18. Not Adahn

    I had a doorknocker interrupt my FO4 playing yesterday.

    Apparently I did the quests in the wrong order — cleared out The Mechanist before doing the Silver Shadow. The latter was pretty darn fun, the former kind of a pointless slog. I’ve got another settlement location, but completely empty and a PITA to get around in. Woo Hoo. Vault 88 somehow is thriving with a bumper crop of crops growing underground. Indoor corn is totally a thing.

    I need to do some modding. Right now my best base layer + best chest armor shows up on camera as being bare-chested which looks absolutely retarded.

    • Sean

      I dump a lot of my supplies at the Mechanist Lair. No chance of attacks.

      Also, a cooler full of excess tatos, cuz the settlers will eat them up first. Bastards.

      You need to get the Railroad quests done so you can unlock ballistic weave.

    • R C Dean

      If they can recover the black box from that crash I will be very impressed.

  19. Common Tater

    “Cyber hackers have targeted supermarket fridges and freezers across vast swathes of Europe in a repeat of an attack weeks ago that cost retailers millions in France

    Ireland, Sweden, Belgium and Estonia were among the countries affected, and it comes a month after hackers seized control of cooling units at hundreds of French supermarkets in a large-scale attack, causing food losses and fires.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16258241/Cyber-attackers-defrost-freezers-Swedish-Belgian-supermarkets.html

    Make them work one way. Send info, but don’t allow remote control.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m trying to figure out the justification for even including remote management features. To know if a fridge should be on or off, you have people on site. Data like temperature, door openings, etc don’t require the ability to make changes. Even if you want reporting from the units, you shouldn’t have remote management.

      • Common Tater

        People on site might not be reliable. Also, something could go wrong while the store is closed.

  20. Common Tater

    “Former Fox News presenter Tucker Carlson has claimed that Donald Trump may be days away from launching a nuclear strike on Iran to destroy its Pickaxe mountain lair.

    A strike against the underground nuclear site would render World War Three ‘inevitable’, said the conservative podcaster.

    He said the US president was under pressure from Benjamin Netanyahu, who he described as ‘cornered and desperate’ following the Israeli election where he lost his majority…

    Carlson cited no documents and relied on an unnamed ‘informed observer’.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16258265/Tucker-Carlson-warns-Trump-days-away-using-nuke-Iran-destroy-Pickaxe-mountain-lair-mean-WW3-inevitable.html

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