MONDAY AFTERNOON LINKS OF CLEANSING

by | Nov 2, 2026 | Cryptids, Daily Links | 42 comments

IT IS THE THANKSGIVING SEASON. GIVE THANKS FOR THE CLEANSING OF BRUTALS.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ LOOKS OVER THE BRUTAL WORLD AND SEES TROUBLE EVERYWHERE. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. HOWEVER, THE LEVEL OF CLEANSING OF THE FILTH BRUTALS IS FAR TOO LOW. WORK ON IT.

  • ZARDOZ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. ZARDOZ WISHES HE COULD HAVE, THOUGH. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.
  • NO CLEANSING (YET) BUT THIS MADE ZARDOZ’S HUMOR CIRCUITS RIPPLE WITH ELECTRONIC DELIGHT.
  • FALSE ALARM.
  • WHAT IS THE WORD THE CHOSEN ONES USE? “DUH“.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

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ZARDOZ

ZARDOZ

SERVANT OF THE TABERNACLE, THE ETERNALS OF THE VORTEX. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, SEE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI

42 Comments

  1. Pat

    Afghanistan’s Taliban authorities voiced concern on Monday over reported plans by Washington to deport scores of Afghan immigrants to Pakistan with the aim of their eventual return to their home country.
    […]
    After regaining power, Taliban authorities announced a general amnesty for Afghans who worked with Western-backed forces and governments and have repeated promises this year that their former foes could safely return home.
     
    However, the United Nations has recorded reports of extrajudicial killings, detentions and abuses.

    No way! If only Comrade Stalin Imam Hibatullah Akhundzada knew.

    • Threedoor

      So sad.

      Now add two more zeros on those deportations and I’d say that is a good START.

    • B.P.

      Taliban government: Don’t deport them. Their lives could be in danger!

      U.S. government: Who presents a danger to them?

      Taliban government: Us.

  2. bacon-magic

    Thanks Zardoz, you are a head above the rest.

    • Tonio

      That’s a shpip-worthy pun.

      • Fourscore

        I sent some imput

      • Shpip

        That’s a shpip-worthy pun.

        Measured 6.4 on the sighsmograph.

      • bacon-magic

        *boughs

  3. Bobarian LMD

    The bad news?

    Murphy’s chief of staff, Allison Herwitt, said in a statement the four-term senator was expected to make a full recovery.

    • Threedoor

      Damn trump shot!

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Seething hate and resentment

    Voters across the United States are getting their word in, too, as they determine which party controls the Senate and the House and takes charge of governors’ offices, legislatures and state leadership posts in the final two years of Republican Donald Trump’s presidency.

    What many of them see is that the America they’ve known is slipping away.

    They see lawlessness coming from those who create the laws. They see hate stirred by politicians among neighbors, corruption at every turn, billionaires ruling the roost and a culture that doesn’t speak to how they live — in short, American bedrock at risk of crumbling. Not to mention those crazy gas prices.

    In dozens of Associated Press interviews with people who cast ballots at advance polling places or drop boxes across the country, the angst was palpable, most sharply from those who oppose Trump but also from many who support him.

    Bring back USAID and all the civil society advocacy nonprofits which made this country great. Bring back Obama’s post racial paradise.

    • rhywun

      You could light the moon with that much projection.

    • Threedoor

      Repeal the 17th amendment.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    The anger in the air, stirred by a cursing president who abides no slights, is too much for some people.

    “He’s just destroying us,” Democrat Linda Markle, 72, said of the president. She spoke outside the Warminster Township library in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.

    “I am so afraid for this country,” she said. “People used to look out for each other. Not anymore.”

    “All people do now is just hate each other,” she said, and Trump “seems to have given them the courage to go ahead and be like that. … The division is horrible, absolutely horrible, and I can’t wait to see the back of him.”

    We should be deporting those fucking Republicans.

    • Sean

      Again with Bucks county. Y’all are obsessed with us.

      • creech

        Warminster was Blue 40 years ago. I know; I was beaten for Township Auditor by a kid in law school. I had nearly twenty years experience as a professional auditor and accountant. Kid resigned within a year. As I recall, the powers that be then appointed a woman with a nursing background. Having a “D” was the only experience that mattered.

    • EvilSheldon

      “He’s just destroying us,” Democrat Linda Markle, 72, said of the president. She spoke outside the Warminster Township library in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.

      “I am so afraid for this country,” she said. “People used to look out for each other. Not anymore.”

      I rarely say this, but…shut the fuck up, boomer.

      • B.P.

        I’m unable to treat my neighbors properly because that asshole sits in the White House!

    • trshmnstr

      Shorter lady: “bend over and take it! All this squealing and squirming is a turn off”

      • Fourscore

        …squealing and squirming is a turn on…

    • RAHeinlein

      Linda dropped her F&%$ TRUMP sign long enough to speak with us and share her frustrations about “hate”

    • rhywun

      The AP wing of the DNC is really pulling out all the stops this season.

  6. Chafed

    Great hat ZARDOZ. I like the look.

  7. Shpip

    I felt terribly guilty after gorging myself on leftover Halloween candy Saturday night, so I went to Wal*Mart and bought a cheap scale on Sunday.

    I returned it today after it kept giving me wildly inaccurate readings.

    I will be the first to acknowledge the error of my weighs.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Outside the polling station at the YMCA in Fort Mill, South Carolina, Benjamin Updegraft offered a piercing denunciation of the elite as he traced his evolution from a “full-throated young Republican” who voted for Trump as a young man in 2016 to a “lifetime Democrat,” after casting his ballot in the Senate race.

    He cited Musk’s throttling of his Starlink satellite internet service in Ukraine, which disrupted a key defense against Russian attacks, and Republican Vivek Ramaswamy’s ad in the Ohio governor’s race featuring the estranged mother of Democratic rival Amy Acton among the reasons powerful men must be brought to heel.

    “That needs to be cut out from this country like a cancer,” Updegraft said. “We have an incredible responsibility to take back the stranglehold that the worst people in this country have on the reins of power and to inflict punishment on them for their actions.”

    He sounds rational and intelligent.

    • EvilSheldon

      I rarely say this, but…shut the fuck up, zoomer.

      • Necron 99

        Now I am interested in what you frequently say…

      • Threedoor

        How bout “shut the fuck up, retard?”

    • rhywun

      It’s a relief that Democrats don’t have any powerful men to call upon. Imagine how much good they could accomplish!

    • Fourscore

      “the stranglehold that the worst people in this country have on the reins of power”

      About time, 250 years should be long enough

  9. Drake

    Do Republicans get cleansed tomorrow?

    • R.J.

      I am with UnCivil. I think it’s a wash for both sides.

    • trshmnstr

      Yes. Maybe not the “blue tsunami” the press is begging for, but the house will be comfortably democrat and the senate will be neutral or plus one or two for the D’s. Not enough to start the executions, but enough to start the show trials.

      • rhywun

        Some of the Dems are claiming they don’t want two years of impeachment theater.

        …

        🤣😂

    • creech

      Evil beats Stupid much of the time. Trump didn’t bring down the cost of living, like promised, and now he and his supporters will pay the price: Another few slices of Fabian socialism that can never be rolled back.

  10. Trigger Hippie

    Allah Gold Do Not Want To Lockballs In Presbyterian Church. Do Not Want.

    IYKYK.

    /EFAP

    • rhywun

      Are you having a stroke?

    • bacon-magic

      Do you have any more psychedelics to share? If you didn’t bring enough for the whole class you can’t partake here.

  11. Threedoor

    I would like to thank ZARDOZ for fancy new trigger group and red dots for enhancing his previous gift of the gun.

    • EvilSheldon

      Oooh, what did you get?

  12. Aloysious: Evil Dark Lord of Wonderful Smooches

    HAIL THANKSDOZ!

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