350 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    Oh deer… trying to bring HM to the morning links?

    (Morning, Banjos!)

    • AlexinCT

      You got something against eating as, brah?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Perfect…absolutely perfect

      • AlexinCT

        Thank you. I will be here all week..

        Try the veal.

      • SDF-7

        Shouldn’t that be “Try the venison” in this context?

      • AlexinCT

        Touché!

  2. SDF-7

    Texas AG Just Threw A Glorious Legal Wrench In Biden’s Unconstitutional $1.7 Trillion Spending Spree

    Yeah — sorry to disappoint the Federalist author there… but I don’t think the “quorum requires physical presence” argument is as unassailable as they think it is in this post-penaltax world. The courts are going to give (un)due deference to the House making its own rules for attendance, not want to derail a $1.7 trillion pork bonanza, etc… they’ll be fine.

    • UnCivilServant

      Reminds me of the legal arguments sovereign citizens make, and the same probable outcome of someone getting bludgeoned by a cop for being annoying.

      • SDF-7

        Or the xkcd comic (I think it was xkcd anyway) about your cryptographic password versus the old wood shampoo decryption method.

    • slumbrew

      You are undoubtedly correct.

      Showing up for work and actually voting is probably white supremacy anyway.

      • AlexinCT

        Systems of success and merit are honkey oppression… It’s something that only honkeys and white-adjacent yellows believe in…

        /prog evil fucks

    • Not Adahn

      Duh. When the Congress does it, it’s procedural.

    • WTF

      I s what they did unconstitutional? Yes
      Will it matter? No

  3. SDF-7

    Another Biden Administration COVID-19 Vaccine Mandate Struck Down by Court

    And in a just world someone would actually be held accountable for violating their oath of office, doing unconstitutional acts, etc. Unfortunately, that’s not this timeline and all. Accountability seems to be scarcer than lithium mining in this country.

  4. SDF-7

    Republicans point to North Carolina Democrat’s exit from party as 2024 foreshadowing

    Oh just shut up “red wave” prognosticators. Wisconsin begs to differ — and while red states getting redder at least gives someplace to go at the local/state level… if all the swing states are flipped by the madness, the Feds are going to tromp all over you and you know it.

    • Raven Nation

      Yeah, if 2022 had been a red wave then there might have been a lot of people switching parties. But, if you’re a D and you think Trump is still the front-runner it would really make no sense to switch now.

    • Rat on a train

      Marxism in one state doesn’t work. They need a unitary government so there is no competition.

      • AlexinCT

        The objective of international marxism was and remains to force that shit on EVERYONE and do so EVERYWHERE. The evil of marxism can’t survive or compete with any other system (why do you think all the marxists say capitalism, a system that doesn’t exist since there is no free trade and government controls the private sector congruent with the tenets of fascism, is evil and must go, huh?)

    • R C Dean

      There is no path to electoral college victory for a Republican. Enough swing state elections are now controlled by Dems, and not just Dems, Soros stooge Dems, that it simply will not be allowed to happen. They got away with it once, with blatant shenanigans, and even reinforced their control of elections since. This also means it is highly unlikely the Repubs will get control of the Senate, as well, so the approval of judges, etc. is also now firmly under the control of the Dems and will be until the inevitable collapse (whenever that happens).

      The “Red Wave” babble is just the Red fundraising wing of the UniParty putting out bait for the rubes to separate them from their money.

      • SDF-7

        I can not disagree with you on that — and this is why I’m increasingly black-pilled.

      • rhywun

        Their only hope is to stoop to the same dirty tricks and somehow out-Democrat them at it.

      • R C Dean

        How the Repubs will manage that when they don’t control the election machinery, I don’t know. The game isn’t “Get your people to mail in their ballots”. The game is “Control the counting process so the result is what you want”.

      • Banjos

        Pretty much this. Arizona proved that it doesn’t matter how many people they get out. They shoved at least 30 thousand mystery mail-in ballots through in Maricopa without any chain of custody and stopped day of in-person voters by fucking with the printers and are about to get away with it as no judges want to rock the boat. The only hope left is for Rs to move to red areas, fortify it, make sure the sheriffs won’t abide by unconstitutional edicts, and learn to practice peaceful civil disobedience.

      • dbleagle

        But the price per case of “peaceful civil disobedience” keeps going up, if you can even find it in stock.

  5. SDF-7

    Oversupply of cars to trigger price war, says UBS

    Yeah — let me know when car loans are below 7 years again, jerks. With all the mandatory sensors and AI, I think the floor is like $35k now… and that’s not a price war anyone can afford at the lower end of the market. (“You shall own nothink!” proceeds apace…)

    • UnCivilServant

      All right, I think it’s time for your cricket pudding now.

      • SDF-7

        If I don’t eat the cricket meat — how can I have any cricket pudding!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      It’s the bubble pop in the used car market I’m waiting for.

    • AlexinCT

      This is all bullshit.

      There is not a supply for new cars. You are getting wait times for those and the sticker shock is fucking insane (which is why I opted to not bother). And buying a used car is back to costing a fortune (the freaking dealer keeps sending me weekly emails offering me 55% of the value for the car I bought in 2017 sight unseen, which means they are selling that car for what I paid for it new and people are biting)..

      • WTF

        ^This. If anything, prices for new and used cars have continued to increase based on what I’m seeing. I need to get a new(er) car for my wife, and I keep waiting for prices to ease, but just the opposite is happening.

      • Gustave Lytton

        -$30k dealer price adjustment markup on top of msrp

      • The Last American Hero

        Buy a Tesla 3 before 4/18. You will still get the full tax credit, plus additional credits in some states. The energy savings over several years will offset the high sticker price.

      • AlexinCT

        Don’t get in a fender bender though. The insurance companies will total that car if the batteries are even jostled.

      • Chipwooder

        Yeah, I’m constantly getting similar emails from the dealership I bought my truck from, wanting to buy it back.

      • R.J.

        I noticed that story is measuring currency in British pounds, so it may not apply on this side of the pond. In Britain, cars and driving are all but regulated out of existence and so nobody wants to buy one. The British just persevere and sit at home with their safety scissors. Not so here.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Whoa! Whoa! Do you have a permit to posses those shears?? Those are dangerous instruments of death.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Well, that isn’t what the article is claiming. The oversupply will occur in the second half of the year.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I’ll let you know when a Ford Maverick is close to the promised $20k starting price.

      • Michael Malaise

        My friend’s came in at $25k, which isn’t horrible, compared to a full-size truck that’s not even a hybrid.

        I bought new last December because the used prices were so close to the new, and with used the rates are higher.

      • Michael Malaise

        (I did not get a Maverick if that was not clear. Kia Telluride.)

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Was that a preorder?

  6. Ownbestenemy

    Feds Bust Into Wrong Hotel Room For Training Exercise, Detain Bewildered Guest

    The professionalism we have grown to expect.

    • Sensei

      Buttle not Tuttle!

    • AlexinCT

      Good enough for government work…

      Reminds me of how the government handled the tribal request from the big chief that their rep drink a case of firewater in one sitting, then wrestle a bear, following it by plowing the oldest and ugliest woman on the reservation.

      From what I hear the damned fed showed up and asked the people where the old fugly he had to wrestle with was after he drank the whiskey and plowed the bear.

    • SDF-7

      I’m just surprised they didn’t shoot the pilot on general principles.

      • Sensei

        Stop resisting!

    • Necron 99

      You fight like you train. Patton.

    • The Last American Hero

      The busting into the wrong room is really bad, but mistakes happen. The fact that the guy was detained for 45 minutes in the shower and they didn’t immediately realize that he wasn’t part of the exercise is the scary part.

      • Sensei

        They just thought he was a really good actor playing the role of an uncooperative suspect.

        They had no way to know that they falsely detained somebody and deprived him of his rights.

        Sorry, dude…

    • Sean

      No mention of it being an evil assault rifle, or even fully semi automatic…

      • SDF-7

        It identified as a mostly peaceful projectile accelerator.

      • Rat on a train

        “bullet thrower” – literal translation of the Russian word for machine gun

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s about how accurate Russian machine guns are.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hush up like the dude looking to kill a Justice. Never happened

  7. PieInTheSky

    Power showers and dual-flush toilets could be banned under Government plans to save water

    Comes under plans to cut personal water consumption by 20 per cent in 15 years
    New efficiency plans include fresh standards for showers, taps and toilets
    Scheme part of push to reduce pollution and make water supply more resilient

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11941027/Power-showers-banned-Government-plans-save-water-dual-flush-toilets-go.html

    Seinfeld covered this like 30 years ago

    • Nephilium

      King of the Hill covered the low flow toilets over 20 years ago.

    • WTF

      It’s like they don’t even know 70% of the entire planet is covered by water.

      • SDF-7

        You’re assuming the real goal isn’t to make the non-elites miserable. They’re not even hiding it any more.

    • rhywun

      It comes three years after an Environment Agency report warned of ‘a serious risk that some parts of the country will run out of water in the next 20 years’.

      *cough*Bullshit*cough*

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well, they’ll run out after we turn off the taps.

      • robc

        Free Market Water.

        Problem solved.

        I am hoping the heavy snow in the mountains fills our reservoirs this spring, they are looking awful.

      • Lackadaisical

        Nah, gotta let all that water flow to save the brown spotted sea nymph.

      • SDF-7

        ….but enough about the Little Mermaid remake trailer…

      • Brawndo

        I don’t know why people are so mad about that casting. She looks very much like a fish with those wide set eyes.

      • R.J.

        You mean, California? That is their problem. Not mine.

      • rhywun

        They appear to be referring to the UK.

      • R.J.

        Damn those foreigners! Although you could substitute “California” for “UK” and the story would still be true. Wheee!

      • The Last American Hero

        Cali’s problems have a way of becoming everyone’s problems.

    • Lackadaisical

      Let’s just ignore that uses of water like this are like 5% of water use and completely dwarfed by leaky pipes installed by governments.

      Just driving home the point that this isn’t a plan to save water (a100% renewable resource, btw) but to impoverish the populace.

  8. Rebel Scum

    Texas AG Just Threw A Glorious Legal Wrench In Biden’s Unconstitutional $1.7 Trillion Spending Spree

    Literally trying to gut funding and kill women and children. Literally.

  9. Rebel Scum

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Challenge Joe Biden in 2024

    Cripple fight!

    jk. Might actually be a good/sane choice for the Dems, which means he won’t win.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      RFK Jr wants to dissolve the CIA and he’s quite serious about it.

      Which means he’ll be suicided if he even gets anywhere close to winning.

      • SDF-7

        I’m sure the CIA has job openings posted in Palestine just in case.

      • WTF

        Suicided? Nah, they’ll just rile up and activate one of the psychotic loons they have “under watch” and set him/her up to go after RFK Jr.

      • Pope Jimbo

        In this day and age, I’m sure the assassin will be named Xerhan Xerhan, amirite?

      • Raven Nation

        golf clap

      • SDF-7

        I’d rate that as a full on opera clap. Very nice, Your Holiness.

      • AlexinCT

        Holy moly!

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        JFK wanted disband the CIA after the Bay of Pigs. Just saying.

      • rhywun

        suicided

        Not even needed anymore. These days they can walk up to the right person and shoot him in the back of the head and nothing else will happen.

      • WTF

        “It was a robbery where nothing was stolen.”

      • Rebel Scum

        Hm…sounds familiar…

    • Drake

      I doubt they’d let him on a debate stage with Biden. He’d slaughter Joe – before being shot on the way out by some retard recruited by the CIA.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I don’t agree with RFK on everything, however I’d take him in a hot minute over just about anyone else.

        And yes, he would eat the rest of the Democrat field alive on the debate stage, even with his stutter.

      • rhywun

        The only problem is how does he get votes? Today’s Dems aren’t buying what he’s selling.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I bet there would be a sizable population of disaffected Democrats who would vote for him.

        The professional Democrats however…

      • Drake

        A lot of the older brainwashed ones would start having flashbacks to when his message was mainstream liberal. A few might even look around and wonder wtf happened.

      • Penguin

        It’s the lot of them who are just waiting to get a word in edgewise against the woke morons. That’s his base.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        They said the exact same thing about Ben Bradley running against Clinton in ’96.

        Dems will get in line, like every other time.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Third times the charm.

      • AlexinCT

        I am going to guess that a likely scenario is that a condition of this Soviet show trial is that they will keep making Trump fly to NYC, usually to conflict with his campaigning. But I will not be at all surprised that somehow his plane will go down and kill him suddenly as this thing unravels on this cabal of inbred progressive asshats. And there will be some take that missiles were tracked by the radar after which the entire radar system and all air traffic controllers in the area met some unexplainable, but horrible end that will be labeled a conservative conspiracy theory and purely coincidental.

    • The Last American Hero

      The guy will be 70 on election day. Do the Dems have anyone under the age of 65 capable of running or holding office, except for Newsome and Whitmer?

  10. Rebel Scum

    FEC: Trump-Stormy case ‘not a campaign finance violation’

    *pushes up glasses*

    Actually, he used his money to hide information from the voters so it is, like, literally election interference.

    • Raven Nation

      I heard someone on a CATO podcast make exactly that argument a few years ago. He declared he would certainly have wanted to know that kind of information before he voted. Which, I guess, meant he was on the fence about Trump and that info would have pushed him to not vote for Trump?

      • Brawndo

        There’s a certain level of caveat emptor when it comes to voting for politicians.

    • WTF

      Now do Hunter Biden’s laptop.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or every other politician that buried or attempted to bury derogatory information. Hillary gets perp walked next week, right?

    • Drake

      Except that’s not the case – if it was, it would be a misdemeanor well past the statute of limitation. Trump’s being prosecuted for concealing information to break other, yet unnamed, laws. Could be Sharia Law for all we know.

      • AlexinCT

        They will write up some convoluted legalese that everyone will see as absolute bullshit, make it retroactive, and that gives connected libs committing the same crime outs, but that make Trump – and anyone supporting him – enemies of the state and thus subject to death or labor camps.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Dude, take a breather. Have a drink. Put down the bottle of blackpills.

      • AlexinCT

        My alcohol bill is already close to $1k a month.. Don’t encourage me to do more drinking…

      • R.J.

        I recommend attending movie night this evening, watching “Another WolfCop” (WolfCop 2) and celebrating the fun part of the country of Festus. The camps haven’t happened yet.

      • Grumbletarian

        If only Trump had written “Hush Money So Voters and My Wife Don’t Find Out I Fucked a Porn Star” on the check stub and invoices instead.

      • AlexinCT

        Maybe their secret weapon to finally get bad orange man is that they have a copy of the check, and they had Bragg scribble that on it…. Using crayons.

      • Shirley Knott

        They tried, but he kept eating the crayons.

      • AlexinCT

        I like eating, but that dude looks like he never had a bad meal in his life…

        Including them crayons..

    • SDF-7

      Personally, I think they’re fine with WEF and the CCP running the show as hegemons anyway — so tearing down US credibility and influence serves them. They’ll happily run their block of Thunberg 15 minute cities.

      • Chipwooder

        So long as they get theirs, they couldn’t care less who is ultimately running things. And it isn’t as if Democrats haven’t been signaling their preference for the Chinese system for at least a decade anyway.

      • AlexinCT

        I still say that one should not confound the fact that the people running our corruptocracy – in both parties – would love to implement the CCP government style of rule with the fact they would be fine being second banana under a world run by the CCP. The nature of the CCP government style is that you will “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women”, and EVERYBODY is the enemy. If they are second fiddle they will be the biggest threat to the CCP and the first ones lined up against the wall.

        No, they still want to remain on top AND implement the CCP style of governing.

      • Penguin

        But just imagine if this happened in any other country, where a government arrested the main opposition candidate.

        The United States ability to use “democracy” as foreign policy is gone.

        Thank you, Nayib. Well said. Whatever you think of DJT, this is banana republic bullshit, and everyone knows it.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        My operating thesis is that the O’biden administration is working for the Davos/WEF crowd.

      • Chipwooder

        Not a lot of daylight between that crew and the ChiComs, anyway.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        It’s actually hilarious. Obama made a rollback of colonialism part and parcel of his political identity, but Davos is almost explicitly neo-colonial in its financial policies, using the IMF and the international banking system to keep the third world in line.

        Which is why I think Obama was just a stooge, an actor for the part.

      • Chipwooder

        One of the ways it becomes obvious that contemporary Western leftism is a con: the fundamental incompatibility of the “anticolonialism” mania in elite circle with the essentially colonialist project of imposing Current Thing culture/morality (particularly when it comes to homosexuality/transgender). Hence the bizarre pseudohistorical academic rambling about how askhully all these primitive cultures had male/female gender roles imposed on them by whitey, because they traditionally had oodles of alternative gender identities.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        It isn’t colonialism if you don’t think you’re evil.

        Or something like that.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      El Presidente Dudebro is articulating what the rest of the world is thinking.

    • Drake

      Preaching the good news of LGBT and democracy to foreigners while the CIA plans color revolutions in their countries is going to be tougher for our diplomatic corps. I’m sure they’ll soldier on.

  11. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles of “Yes, I completely botched that.” Bleah.

    Daily Duotrigordle #400
    Guesses: X/37
    Time: 02:53.82
    https://duotrigordle.com/

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    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 437
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      Blossom Puzzle, April 6
      Letters: E F I R T U X
      My score: 166 points
      My longest word: 7 letters
      💐 🌹 🌻 🌼 💮 🌷 🌺

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

      • Grosspatzer

        Meh.

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        Letters: E F I R T U X
        My score: 236 points
        My longest word: 9 letters
        🌺 💐 🌹 🏵 🌸 🌼 🌻 💮 🌷

        Play Blossom:
        https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

      • Grosspatzer

        fritterer

      • Necron 99

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      • Michael Malaise

        Which is worse … Firsters or Quordlers?

    • rhywun

      Stumped on TL.

      • rhywun

        Now they’re just making shit up.

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      • Raven Nation

        They’ve used it before, but I’ve never seen it used in a sentence. I got lucky: got the other three in five guesses and could burn a few on that one.

      • Ted S.

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      • Tundra

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      • Penguin

        Yeah, I got through that one by thinking “what word would I put it here if I was total dick?”

    • Penguin

      Kind of a real fuckstick today. I got “lucky”

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      not gonna complain, with that mess I was lucky to pull it off at all. I could easily see myself chumpin’ on that particular sandwich.

      Thx for the letters, Sean, now I know to not even try Blossom for the day.

  12. Dr. Fronkensteen

    The platform defined “state-affiliated media” as outlets where the state exercises control over editorial content through financial resources, direct or indirect political pressures,

    This includes Facebook and Google in my book. Twitter at one point as well. Not sure if there is any government pressure on CNN or MSNBC or if they’re just true believers.

    • SDF-7

      It helps that a significant proportion of their talking heads are ex-intelligence community folks. Keeps them on brand without needing overt micro-management.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Should have been an intro to a TV series “The Envoy”

    • Drake

      I love that song.

  13. AlexinCT

    So now we know that the most ethical administration in history, protected by their media cadre, was none of that. These crooks abused power to go after their political and business enemies and basically acted like a crime syndicate. But now we also get to confirm that it was not just Biden selling us out to the Chicoms, but Obama and his people too. In fairness, it will be a rare fucking thing to find someone in D.C., especially in the WH, that was not being bought by the CCP since Clinton started that whole thing rolling with his $2 million “campaign contribution” thing in return for giving the PLA both ICBM and miniaturized nuclear warhead tech.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      since Clinton started that whole thing rolling with his $2 million “campaign contribution” thing in return for giving the PLA both ICBM and miniaturized nuclear warhead tech.

      But can you prove he did it in a court of law?

      • AlexinCT

        They did. The transfer of technology was proven. So was the donation. Others went to jail. The Clintons walked away. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the argument for why they were not guilty was that they read the Clinton’s minds and they had no ill intent. It’s why Hillary was so brazen about breaking the law as Obama’s Sec State. She felt they were above it.

    • creech

      When is someone going to write a “Dare Call It Treason” book about all this shit?

      • WTF

        Hey, it’s not they paraded around the Capitol or anything.

  14. Lackadaisical

    “Ownbestenemy on April 6, 2023 at 6:40 am
    At the FAA Academy they have gone full disposable single use packets, utensils etc in name of COVID but still put hot sauce in bottles on the tables. I love inconsistencies”

    Hot sauce kills germs, it’s science.

    • AlexinCT

      In cases of dire need it can also be used as a contraceptive if liberally applied to the private parts of fornicators before, during, or after the act?

      • SDF-7

        I don’t need Rule 34 to be sure that’s someone’s kink.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘John mallancamp’s ‘make it hurt so good’ was actually about this.

  15. waffles

    twitter is state media. their extreme reaction proves it.

    • waffles

      I meant to say npr. today is hard, need coffee.

  16. Sensei

    Coming soon to the US of A!

    In South Africa, Insurers Fix Potholes, Sponsor Fire Brigades and Direct Traffic

    JOHANNESBURG—Insurance companies in South Africa are fixing potholes, sponsoring fire brigades and directing traffic in an attempt to lower payouts and lure new clients as the country’s government increasingly struggles to provide vital public services.

    Corruption, mismanagement and the deepest recession on record amid the coronavirus pandemic have eroded the finances of South Africa’s municipalities and state-owned companies that are responsible for repairing infrastructure and providing essential services. With their unusual activities, South African insurers are joining other private companies in taking over public services, such as security, healthcare, education and mail delivery, in a country that the World Bank ranks as the most unequal on earth.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      The free market delivers.

      • rhywun

        uNeQuAl!

    • Pope Jimbo

      In Minneapolis the rich neighborhoods are hiring off duty cops to provide extra security. The regular residents are miffed for some reason. They won’t listen to the Defund The Police crowd when they tell them that they are better off without cops in their shitty neighborhoods.

    • R.J.

      Indeed! Clean it and it will break!

    • SDF-7

      I’ve thought about trying to crawl up in the non-functional attic space of this house (there’s spray insulation, nothing covering the joists so you can happily put a foot through the ceiling drywall and guy (xe?) wires everywhere so you can’t even walk anyway) to run cat7 to the other side. Part of what stops me is I know that’s precisely what the switch will look like within months… If I ever do it, I’ll try to figure out a way to vertical mount such that at least there’s a chance some of the dust will drift down off of it.

      But yeah — nothing in that picture surprises me.

      • Nephilium

        One project I want to get done this summer is to hire someone to run CAT6 (or CAT7, it’ll depend on costs) through the house so I can get a switch setup in the basement.

        And by get done, I mean get a quote and pay someone to do the work. While I’m pretty sure I still have a punch down tool and wire crimper in the house, I’m quite certain that any holes I cut in the walls and any boxes I put in for wall plates would be… sub-standard.

      • AlexinCT

        One of the most important things every man should know is his limitations. The other is how valuable his time is and how willing he is to pay others to avoid work.

      • SDF-7

        It is definitely a time function with the first derivative strongly increasing, let me tell ya.

      • AlexinCT

        In my younger years I sometimes made the mistake of doing things I should have known better. Paying a pro to fix the damage thought me about understanding my limitations. As an old geezer these days I pay for things I know I can do simply because I don’t want to be bothered. I would rather spend the time doing something else that I would enjoy.

      • SDF-7

        That was one good thing about the house in Georgia (that some day I’ll move back to). The previous owners had run coax to all the rooms and I had no need of it, so I just taped the cat5 cables to the coax and pulled the coax out, then replaced the wall plate over to an ethernet plug instead. Easy peasy.

        This place is slab foundation, half attic (and that unusable) so I just live with wifi on the other side of the house.

      • Nephilium

        Half finished basement, and the finished side is right below where the internet run comes in. There’s some built against the wall shelving there (and drop ceilings through the finished section), which I believe should work quite well for a switch. The second floor is mostly finished, with two attic access areas on either side, so I don’t believe the cable runs will be to onerous.

        Suburban home, and with all the neighbors also doing wireless, the interference is getting worse. There’s also some areas where we’d like to put in a new switch and ceiling light fixture put in and the like, so get it all quoted and see what we have the budget for.

      • Timeloose

        I just put a conduit in the ground to run CAT6 from my house to the new garage under construction. I will need to run it to the cable modem from the basement, but I already have holes to pull through.

  17. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Meal Team Six

    Out of nearly 200,000 Army soldiers analyzed, almost 27% who were healthy before the pandemic became overweight. Nearly 16% of those who were previously overweight became obese. Prior to the pandemic, around 18% of soldiers were obese. By 2021, it was 23%.

    • Pine_Tree

      Something contemporary with that was that (at least in my son’s experience) the regular Army hugely cranked up the punishments for saying (or even noticing) anything related to either weight gain or underperformance on physical tests.

      It was very heavily mixed with the push for non-sex-specific standards. Can’t notice certain things.

      Basically “fat” is the new n-word in the Army.

    • Gustave Lytton

      almost 27% who were healthy before the pandemic became overweight.

      Right, it’s the pandemic not the normal progression of fit to chubby over a period of 4+ years.

    • creech

      Sgt. Rock: “Drop and give me fifty, then grab your gear for a 10 mile hike.”

  18. Pope Jimbo

    How bad is our new woke white woman county DA here in Minneapolis? Even Brother Keith thinks she is crazy for reducing charges for a couple black murderers!

    Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison said publicly Wednesday that he disagrees with a decision by Hennepin County’s top prosecutor to offer a juvenile plea deal rather than seek a conviction in adult court for two minors suspected of killing a 23-year-old woman during a Brooklyn Park home invasion last fall.

    At a community gathering to discuss the ongoing prosecution for the murder of Zaria McKeever, Ellison pushed back on Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty’s decision to prosecute the teenage brothers, ages 15 and 17, as juveniles.

    Prosecutors originally moved to certify the teens as adults so they could stand trial for second-degree murder alongside Erick Haynes, the 22-year-old man suspected of orchestrating the attack. But in February, Moriarty abruptly changed course, offering the boys a plea deal that would spare them a lengthy adult prison sentence in exchange for their testimony against Haynes. One of the boys accepted a deal last month that will result in a maximum two-year sentence in a juvenile facility, rather than a lengthy prison sentence.

    Of course the last race Brother Keith was in was very close (and it was against a nobody), so maybe he realizes that his next race might not be so easy.

    • Pope Jimbo

      More info on the home invasion/murder case that is causing such a stink

      In an interview, Moriarty defended the decision — and her overall approach to prosecuting juveniles, citing research on adolescent brain development that suggests a child’s mind is not fully formed until age 25.

      “Our goal is to treat kids like kids,” she said, noting that incarceration can lead to worse outcomes for teens who often come back out a greater threat to public safety. “We know that kids that age are impressionable, they are impulsive, they’re easily manipulated and subjected to peer pressure.”

      The rest of the story is full of black residents calling her an idiot.

      • Sensei

        …suggests a child’s mind is not fully formed until age 25.

        So therefore teens should be able to vote.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s not their reasoning ability that worries me. It’s their tendency to use violence to get what they want.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Takes even longer when the kids are coddled and never expected to act as adults.

        *reviews profiles in masculinity of 14-16 year olds putting away their childish things*

      • Lackadaisical

        Exactly. How much of that is because of a lack of need to grow the duck up.

      • Grumbletarian

        And we can totally trust them when they say they’re trans.

      • rhywun

        incarceration can lead to worse outcomes

        What about the outcomes for the rest of us? Do we count?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        No, you do not.

      • Translucent Chum

        What’s her position on puberty blockers?

  19. Sensei

    Perhaps the most blatant misrepresentation pushed by the TikTok lobby is that our bill targets individual domestic users, who could be thrown in jail for up to 20 years for accessing TikTok through a VPN. These criminal penalties are targeted at corporations and executives who conspire to evade a mitigation order or ban—not everyday Americans.

    Our Bill Is the Best Way to Counter the TikTok Threat

    Sure, let’s just ignore the language of the Bill itself and go with that.

    • SDF-7

      And the income tax will only target the top 1% of earners says President Wilson….

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        The original form exempted all income below $3,000 a year if you were single, $4,000 if married.

        So we’re all rich and deserved to be taxed.

      • Nephilium

        For my own entertainment, I pulled up the inflation calculator to see what $3000 in 1/1913 would be worth in modern moneys. Per the completely transparent, non-gamed, US Bureau of Labor statistics, the CPI Inflation would make that $3000 worth $92,093.88 as of February 2023.

    • Lackadaisical

      Trust us…

    • Fatty Bolger

      hese criminal penalties are targeted at corporations and executives who conspire to evade a mitigation order or ban

      You mean like the previously mentioned VPN companies? Fucking liars can’t even tell a decent lie.

  20. PieInTheSky

    FLUX Raider so far: seems to be very well thought out with lots of cool features packed in

    Sig P320: Worse Glock with extra steps and a nightmare of a trigger assembly.

    https://twitter.com/moeguns_/status/1643855109095583744

    I have to say I do not understand what any of this means.

    • AlexinCT

      Sig P320: Worse Glock

      Say wut? Sig Saur & Glock are the same entity now?

    • Not Adahn

      It’s trolling

    • EvilSheldon

      The FLUX Raider is the personal defense weapon (PDW) chassis. It’s a shoulder stock and foregrip for the pistol, that’s trying to convert it into an ultra-compact carbine.

      The SIG P320 is the pistol.

      I have some thoughts on the whole PDW/pistol-with-stock concept, but they’re even more boring and autistic than my usual gun rambling, so I’ll save them.

      I will say that anyone who thinks a P320 is a ‘worse Glock’ needs careful handling…

      • R.J.

        “I have some thoughts on the whole PDW/pistol-with-stock concept, but they’re even more boring and autistic than my usual gun rambling, so I’ll save them”

        …For an article?

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t own either a P320 or a FLUX Raider at present. I’d need to spend some time with that setup before I’d be comfortable writing an article on it.

        Short version – I think that there’s a legitimate use case for a private citizen owning and carrying a PDW in some situations. I’m not sure if a PDW is really a marked improvement over carrying a pistol and knowing how to run it.

  21. Stinky Wizzleteats

    RFK Jr, painful to listen to through no fault of his own but not a bad guy. I’d take a principled populist leftist, which he is, over any shitdick neoliberal or neocon any day of the week.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Yeah to Drake’s comment above about not letting him on the debate stage with Biden…I mean maybe. RFKJR is an easier read than a listen.

    • Lackadaisical

      Don’t be so sure you really want that. Good intentions pave the way to hell.

    • SDF-7

      I think you’ve jumped a temporal track again there, Q… just because you’re trying to get Picard to save humanity’s evolution again, I’m sure.

  22. PieInTheSky

    Tall stories: the weird world of Hong Kong’s rooftops – in pictures

  23. Brawndo

    Sounds like RFK Jr. wants to be assassinated just like his dad and uncle.

    • Rat on a train

      They prefer to suicide people now.

      • Brawndo

        Tomato, tomahto

  24. PieInTheSky

    Exchange rate volatility and monetary policy

    Ethan Ilzetzki Carmen Reinhart Kenneth Rogoff /

    4 Apr 2023

    The global economy has witnessed great economic volatility in the first two decades of the 21st century. Yet over this period, and in particular during Covid-19, exchange rates remained unusually stable. This column presents evidence suggesting that monetary policy is a main driver of exchange rate volatility. Only when interest rate policy started to become much more uncertain over the past 15-18 months has more normal exchange rate volatility returned, albeit not at the level of the 1970s and 1980s.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/exchange-rate-volatility-and-monetary-policy

  25. Certified Public Asshat

    BREAKING: Republicans are having a breakdown over Jack Daniels teaming up with RuPaul for “Drag Queen Summer Glamp.”The problem with this is that this actually took place in 2021, not now. Republicans are so desperate to make a big deal out of anything concerning the LGBTQ+… pic.twitter.com/JD2p89CMJy— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) April 6, 2023

    We are talking about alcohol companies here.

    • PieInTheSky

      RuPaul is just entertainment. Not all things drag are grooming.

    • rhywun

      Republicans are having a breakdown

      If you say so.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I expect that quorum suit to degenerate into a schoolyard shouting match about whether or not the runner actually touched second base, and anyway there wasn’t anybody there to tag him out.

    • SDF-7

      Tag him out? I know it has been a long time since I dated, but that’s not how I remember touching second base working…

      • creech

        Having never even gotten to first base in high school, I know nothing about how touching the other bases worked.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        It is all tag team wrasslin’ now.

  27. PieInTheSky

    Ukraine reconstruction: Preventing pitfalls in infrastructure investments

    Sander Winckel /

    5 Apr 2023

    The bulk of the more than $750 billion Ukraine Recovery Plan is earmarked for infrastructure. Based upon the findings of an extensive research project into the requirements for infrastructure investments in Romania, this column envisages raising the awareness of preparation for such projects. Extensive preparation supported by donor-financed technical assistance is required. This should prevent many of the pitfalls that can hinder implementation of infrastructure investments in Ukraine.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/ukraine-reconstruction-preventing-pitfalls-infrastructure-investments

    “After its entry into the EU, Romania was absorbing its allocated EU funds (€ 20 billion for 2007–2013), in particular those earmarked for public infrastructure investments, much slower than other new EU members and requested World Bank assistance to review its public investment framework in 2012.”

    Yes it is called politicians are stupid and very corrupt. No mystery there

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What a wasteful thought experiment-maybe they should wait to see how things turn out first.

    • The Last American Hero

      If I was Putin, I’d be tempted to pretend to come to a peace settlement, and attack again in 5 years. He could break the entire world economy after they piss away a trillion and he blows it up.

      • rhywun

        “Pretty sneaky, sis.”

  28. PieInTheSky

    Ukraine’s tax system functions primarily on the basis of unofficial rules of tax collection. This divergence between law and practice predates Russia’s 2022 invasion. This column argues that Ukraine needs a new tax system that provides incentives to come out of the shadow economy. The main goal is for businesses to pay predictable and uniform taxes as prescribed in the law. In times of tremendous crisis the state has to react forcefully to protect its citizens. The Ukrainian government has done so on the military front, it has to do so on the tax front too.

    https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/towards-new-tax-system-ukraine

    • R.J.

      What happens to that shadow economy when the US goes digital? Since every dollar will be traced, Ukraine will have to turn to Russia and China for currency.

      • AlexinCT

        There will be exceptions for the connected, the powerful, and the crime syndicates that are approved.

  29. PieInTheSky

    EXOPULSE Mollii Suit is a medical assistive device for neuromodulation with 58 electrodes positioned to stimulate 40 key body muscles for chronic pain, cerebral palsy, multiple sclerosis or stroke treatment

    https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1643676435519873025

    • R.J.

      That’s pretty awesome. I could also see that being used for masturbation in a Sugar Free episode coming soon…

      • Nephilium

        I have a friend who’s currently working at the Cleveland Clinic on a project for stroke rehabilitation that has had some promising results.

      • pistoffnick

        *queue’s a particular Billy Squire song*

  30. PieInTheSky

    Meta-Analysis: Trigger warnings don’t help people to emotionally prepare for distressing material or to avoid it – the two things they’re intended to do. Their main effect seems to be to increase people’s anxiety about encountering the material.

    https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1643058861841219584

    • Sensei

      Now I’m triggered!

  31. Count Potato

    “Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler denies sexual assault allegations over relationship in the 1970s … as accuser’s attorney says rock star is ‘gaslighting’ in his defense”

    The timing of the lawsuit came days ahead of a December 31 deadline to fall under the umbrella of California’s Child Victims Act, which paused the statute of limitations for people to report sexual abuse crimes committed against them when they were children.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11944619/Aerosmiths-Steven-Tyler-denies-sexual-assault-allegations-relationship-teen-1970s.html

    Feminist archeology

    • Drake

      “I fucked a rockstar in the 70s” sounds more like a brag than a lawsuit.

      • The Last American Hero

        Did any woman not fuck Steven Tyler in the 70’s?

      • Nephilium

        My mom… I hope.

      • Red Pill Matt

        Or man

  32. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Carmakers have already begun cutting the price of electric vehicles (EVs) as the soaring cost of energy and the expensive upfront cost of models means they are becoming increasingly unaffordable.

    No way!

    • R.J.

      Heh heh. And the monetary losses begin! Mopar still has a chance to reverse course and just sell current models. Ford and GM are screwed. Shareholders won’t take it in the shorts for more than a year.

      • Sensei

        They can’t. They are essentially going to forced into selling electrics because of mandates.

    • rhywun

      We need more tax subsidies, duh. Won’t somebody please think of the underworked child miners?

      • Pope Jimbo

        It’s only fair. Remember all the subsidies that Rockefeller got to build a national network of gas stations to support the new auto industry? And how all those consumers got a huge subsidy to buy a Model T?

      • AlexinCT

        Stop flogging us!

    • The Other Kevin

      Good morning Tundra! We have our big tournament (Disabled Hockey Festival) in St. Louis in a week and a half. The organizers have created a shit show for both our teams. But I’ll be back in Minnesota on June 2 and that tournament looks perfect.

      • Tundra

        Hey Kevin!

        The one in Minne is still run by the Hendrickson Foundation – they are a solid outfit.

        What is going on in St. Louis?

      • The Other Kevin

        A Team is in the top tier of course. They started with only 4 teams in their tier, but one dropped out so there’s only 3. They are now playing both teams twice, and have two games Friday and two Saturday only about 3 hours apart, and the games are at 3 different rinks. No chance they make it to the championship game, they have lost badly to these two teams all year. So travel and hotel for 4 days, but they are only playing 2 days.

        B team dominated our tier in October, so we wanted to move up a tier for more of a challenge. But they didn’t do that, so we’re playing those same teams again. Our schedule is ok, though we have a game at 7 or 8pm on Saturday, and the championship game is at 7am Sunday.

        My coach is livid. They’re spending thousands of dollars to get us to this tournament. Seems like everything USA Hockey has done this year is poorly organized crap.

      • Tundra

        That sucks. I wonder if there are new people at the helm.

        Well, good luck regardless! Might as well pad your stats!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Ve must haf ORDER

    “It is, unfortunately, an American phenomenon,” says Jonathan Adkins, CEO of the Governors Highway Safety Association (GHSA). Other western countries did not see the same sustained increase in traffic deaths, and he thinks one important difference is a pullback in policing, following the George Floyd protests of 2020.

    “Why do many of us drive dangerously on the roads? Because we think we can get away with it. And guess what — we probably can right now in many places in the country,” says Adkins. “There’s not enforcement out there, they’re hesitant to write tickets. And we’re seeing the results of that.”

    Carol Cummings is convinced that’s what’s happening. She’s a retired police officer who lives in Seattle, where she’s noticed an increase in dangerous driving.

    “I can’t think of the last time that I have seen a police car with a motorist pulled over on the side of the road that was not involved in something like an accident,” Cummings says.

    “But you should take the time to find out if there’s facts to back it up,” she says, so she requested traffic stops data from the city. The result: Traffic citations by police are down about 86%, compared to 2019.

    And just think of the lost revenue.

    • Count Potato

      I think it’s all the rollover etc. safety standards that cars are much heavier and no one can see where they are going.

    • rhywun

      Traffic citations by police are down about 86%

      And often by orders from above, because equity.

    • Nephilium

      With Lyft and Uber, DUI fines have plummeted as well. We should just tax them to recover the revenue, it’s the only fair way.

    • The Last American Hero

      Ms. Cummings should come on out to the suburbs, where they are just fine ticketing speeders. Or maybe drive I-5 from Seatac to Olympia in the morning, where the WSP sets multi-car speed traps daily.

    • Grumbletarian

      “I can’t think of the last time that I have seen a police car with a motorist pulled over on the side of the road that was not involved in something like an accident,” Cummings says.

      I saw this last Monday here in TX.

  34. Raven Nation

    Ha ha ha: BBC Sports runs a live text/feed thing most mornings on football developments to which they post some texts received from viewers. They, of course, posted the news that Lampard had been named interim Chelsea manager. One member of the public texted, “surely all Chelsea managers are interim.”

    • robc

      Some animals are more interim than others.

    • AlexinCT

      Like, literally?

    • WTF

      Nicholas ‘Smush’ Samudio, 22, has been arrested 17 times since his 18th birthday, according to online records

      I used to be opposed to “three strikes and you’re out” laws, but this shit is changing my mind as it’s all too typical.

      • R.J.

        I think the Soros lobby should be allowed to meet and greet some of the criminals they helped stay out of prison. I am sure the criminals will show their thanks.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        He probably has never been prosecuted, so he wouldn’t have any strikes.

    • Sensei

      Once again South Park’s Nathan imitates life.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m not down with insults like that

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Philadelphia, Minneapolis and even the state of Virginia have adopted formal policies limiting strops for minor violations, sometimes called “pretextual stops,” because they give police a justification to stop a car they find suspicious for other, less articulable reasons.

    That’s crazy. That car with a burned out license plate light might be the key to solving a billion dollar identity theft ring.

    • Count Potato

      It’s drugs.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Don’t forget how human traffickers like to dangle air fresheners from their rear view mirrors to signal to each other.

      • pistoffnick

        *Slowly removes dangling air freshener, tells kidnapped lady in the trunk to stop crying.*

  36. robc

    So, a point in Trumps favor?

    Carryover from last night’s thread…

    Fuck you Zwak. The USFL was a beautiful, horrible thing.

    Fuck cancer for taking away John Bassett.

    He would have been a much better president than Trump. Although he was Canadian, so, nevermind.

    • Nephilium

      Just in case you were unaware… the USFL is back.

      • Rat on a train

        Go Birmingham!

      • Timeloose

        Lets go Generals!!!

      • robc

        I am, but without the Bandits or Breakers, is it really back?

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      I can’t even with this…

      • robc

        Which part?

        Seriously though, if you read anything about USFL history, everything Trump does makes total sense. He literally couldn’t stand owning a lesser league team. The idea of building something from the ground up doesnt fit with him. His only purpose in owning a USFL team was to force his way into the NFL. He cared about the league none at all.

    • Rat on a train

      That is SOP for any kiosk.

    • Michael Malaise

      Recently at the local post office I could’ve bought stamps for days on someone else’s dime at their kiosk!

      I didn’t.

    • robc

      I dont even like using tap to pay. Seems sketchy.

      Also, why with the chip readers does it take forever to read the chip if you insert, but tap to pay is immediate?

      • AlexinCT

        What could go wrong with a phone running an OS and apps most people have no idea about having a vulnerability? Heck, what if their app tracked all your content?

        Fook that shizz.

      • Sean

        PA LCB rolled out new card machines. They suck. Tap lags and insert works faster. 🙄

  37. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a simple case of mistaken identity

    Twitter added a “state-affiliated media” tag to NPR’s main account on Tuesday, applying the same label to the nonprofit media company that Twitter uses to designate official state mouthpieces and propaganda outlets in countries such as Russia and China.

    ——-

    Noting the millions of listeners who support and rely upon NPR for “independent, fact-based journalism,” NPR CEO John Lansing stated, “NPR stands for freedom of speech and holding the powerful accountable. It is unacceptable for Twitter to label us this way. A vigorous, vibrant free press is essential to the health of our democracy.”

    NPR officials have asked Twitter to remove the label. They initially assumed it was applied by mistake, NPR spokesperson Isabel Lara said. “We were not warned. It happened quite suddenly last night,” Lara said.

    In response to an NPR email for this story seeking comment and requesting details about what in particular might have led to the new designation, the company’s press account auto-replied with a poop emoji — a message it has been sending to journalists for weeks.

    With all due respect…

    • AlexinCT

      I don’t think you could explain to these fucks why they got the label. They simply won’t accept you pointing out they are shills for the corruptocracy. They believe what they are doing is noble shit despite the fact that we all know better.

    • Fatty Bolger

      A very limited portion of NPR’s budget comes from direct federal sources. “On average, less than 1% of NPR’s annual operating budget comes in the form of grants from CPB and federal agencies and departments,” according to NPR’s website.

      Great. So stop taking the money, since it’s such a small amount, and become truly independent from the government.

  38. Tres Cool

    How did the anarchist die?

    From pro-state cancer.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Boooo!
      *throws rotten virtual tomato*

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I for one look forward to our new herpetic overlords.

    • Pine_Tree

      So yeah, “new junior recruiter” was blamed. Maybe, but, what seems much, much more likely is a disgruntled employee doing it on purpose on their way out the door to blow up the company.

    • rhywun

      Narrator: We’re not going to get the real story.

      Meanwhile I continue to see posters advertising minority-only jobs. How many decades of “affirmative action” are enough?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Chase did not say what the changes may be, but it indicated it may change the way the tap feature closes out the transaction window.

    “Just tap your phone. It’s so convenient.”

    No

    fucking

    way.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Those criticizing the new label include Yoel Roth, who was Twitter’s head of trust and safety for nearly eight years. He resigned from Twitter last November.

    “Twitter’s decision to label NPR as a state media outlet flies in the face of years of research, all evidence about NPR’s funding and governance, and Twitter’s own policies and principles,” Roth said in a message to NPR.

    Roth has previously said he left Twitter because he saw the platform being undermined by “capricious decision-making.” In this instance, he sees something more pernicious.

    “Establishing a false equivalency between public broadcasters and editorial control of media by government is misleading,” he said, “and undermines the essential work of providing transparency about state-backed propaganda efforts around the world.”

    “And besides, they say stuff I agree with.”

  41. Count Potato

    “The Left has taken away all of the neutral cultural ground. This is why brands like Bud Light and Nike are giving endorsement deals to a dude in a dress. In the past, a beer company could basically be culturally neutral. But the Left has declared that you are either with them or against them. The “silence is violence” principle. So the brands have a choice. They can be baptized into wokeism and openly worship at the LGBT altar, or they can by default align themselves with conservatives. What do they do? Well, the Left will do everything in their power (and they have a lot of power) to make them pay dearly for disloyalty. Piss off the Right, on the other hand, and you’ll have to deal with some angry tweets and then nothing else will happen. It’s an easy choice…..”

    https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1643716618818580483

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s mostly correct here…the right’s mostly hands off nature is its undoing when it comes to boycotts and whatnot and the companies are well aware. That being said, there’s plenty of organizational capture by well-placed leftist nuts too.

    • Nephilium

      There’s some backlash, I had an article in my newsfeed the other day talking about the Bud Lite boycott. The big item in there was the people were actually researching what brands were owned by Bud Lite’s parent company (which is quite a lot).

    • EvilSheldon

      If some bloody dude staggers up to my car at 0230 at Folsom and Main, I’m probably getting my happy ass out of there too.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Ms Jenkins tweeted her “sincerest condolences” to Mr Lee’s grief-stricken family and friends.

      “We do not tolerate these horrific acts of violence in San Francisco,” she added.

      Bull fucking Shit. The problem is you have been tolerating this.

    • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

      The Whimper of Whipped Dogs.

    • KSuellington

      SF is a bit strange when it comes to crime. Over the last several decades it has a relatively low violent crime rate for an American city, but an extremely high property crime rate. There is an absolute fuckload of theft that happens here, I deal with the after effects every day. This case is getting some serious national news attention, and it should. Violent crime is now nowhere near 70’s and 80’s levels (Dirty Harry was a thing for a reason) , but they are increasing (in many places rapidly) due to very similar reasons that they rose in the late 60’s and stayed that way for almost three decades.

      I can’t really blame the car for taking off at 230am when a bloody dude approached them. Although they really should’ve called 911 as they were booking ass out of there.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    New ad campaign for Bud Light:

    “We Don’t Care, We’ll Sell our Beer to ANYBODY.”

    All this sputtering is wearing me out. Let me know when they refuse to allow their beer to be sold at NAPCAR races or NFL games.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If they want to run their brand into the dirt to appeal to about ten percent of the population, most of whom would turn up their noses at that swill, they can be my guest.

    • Pope Jimbo

      NAPCAR races

      I would think woke Bud would love to sell their brew to race car driving adults who were all wearing diapers.

    • Sean

      fixer-upper

      Uhm…perhaps an understatement.

      • Sean

        2 beds, 1 bath

        Really?

      • UnCivilServant

        Hey, just because it has no floors or walls doesn’t mean it doesn’t have rooms.

      • Rat on a train

        + Les Nessman

      • Raven Nation

        Hah! When we were house-hunting, one place we looked at was 2.5 baths. The half bath was a toilet under the stairs going to the basement in a three-sided room with no light and nothing wired in.

      • rhywun

        “Use your imagination.”

      • Gender Traitor

        “Open-concept interior.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      MLK Ave? Buy a flak jacket before you move in then.

    • Nephilium

      Run bitch run!

      • Rat on a train

        If you ever find yourself at the intersection of MLK and Malcom X …

    • R.J.

      Wow. I understand why it is so cheap. Even then, the brick pillars holding it up look iffy. The front porch has some decaying brick. Would not recommend. Also it could be a “historic house” or something which requires an exacting, super expensive rebuild. Offer 50K if the house is not under building restrictions and see if you get it.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        RJ’s right. Check the local historic codes, and if you don’t have too many issues, low ball an offer.

        But, on the plus side, you get to see EVERYTHING and can make some nice choices on interior finishes.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Look at the bright side, adding insulation will be a breeze.

  43. Count Potato

    “Hugely significant case that’s not getting nearly enough coverage.

    This man was stopped in the streets by rioters. Had an AK-47 put in his face. He defended himself.

    Police cleared him, then a Soros DA in Austin Texas personally intervened.”

    https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1643816631477633025

    “Murder trial: Expert says Daniel Perry slowed down as he made turn into crowd of protesters

    AUSTIN (KXAN) — Testimony from a photogrammetry expert in the Daniel Perry murder trial disputed eyewitness accounts that Daniel Perry sped into a crowd of Black Lives Matter protesters before he shot and killed Garrett Foster in downtown Austin.

    Perry is accused of murder and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in the July 2020 death of Foster. Perry entered a not-guilty plea in court last week….”

    https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/murder-trial-expert-says-daniel-perry-slowed-down-as-he-made-turn-into-crowd-of-protesters/

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Dude was surrounded by a braying mob and one of them was brandishing an AK? Shouldn’t be charged at all. FFS Texas.

      • Zwak tastes the soup, but never counts the beans.

        Forget about it, Stinky. It’s Austin.

    • Fatty Bolger

      The state says it was a deliberate murder. So was his plan to drive slowly into the crowd, stop and wait for the one guy with an automatic rifle to come up to his car and point it at him, then shoot him? It’s ridiculous.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    I found a fixer-upper, but the address has be a tad concerned.

    It doesn’t look too bad. Situations like this are where the “satellite view” feature comes in handy.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The Taliban rose across Afghanistan after two decades of supposedly being stamped out. It wouldn’t be surprising for the IRA to do the same when the UK’s economy crashes. Empires are unsustainable in the long run.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    I guess I should have waited for the rest of the pics to load…

    As a friend used to say, “It just lacks a little finishing up.”

    • Nephilium

      Among the beer geeks, there are those who have built out giant web maps of who owns who when it comes to breweries. It’s not always a single level ownership thing either. As an example, there’s a brewery in Michigan called Short’s (tag line: “Michigan only, Michigan always” which they kept even after they started distributing to Ohio). That brewery sold to Lagunitas (based out of California). However, Lagunitas had previously been fully acquired by Heineken (Lagunitas owner statement: It’s different when I sell out).

      It gets even more confusing when you start factoring in the non-beer brands that have bought in as well. Monster beverages (the lawsuit happy energy drink guys) bought the Canarachy collective (Oskar Blues, Cigar City, and a couple of others) several years back. Sweetwater sold a large interest to a marijuana company (which is honestly a good fit for both brands). Then you’ve got the breweries that are spinning out into other industries (one local brewery has a coffee brand as well as a recreational marijuana brand in Michigan).

      • robc

        Out of the insider’s loop anymore, but has the Brewers Association had to keep bending their “craft” definition in order to continue to grow their number?

        As an aside, my definition of craft helps none at all for the BA figuring out who is in or out, but I will state it for the record:

        Craft – The synthesis of art and engineering.

        Budweiser is not craft as they are almost entirely engineering. Fantome is the best example of possibly being too far the other way.

      • Nephilium

        I don’t think they’ve had to adjust it recently (due to the downturn and Boston Beer’s acquisition of Dogfish Head), but there’s a good chance that Boston Beer is going to malternative themselves out of the “craft” definition regardless.

    • EvilSheldon

      Ja, und Beck’s…

      • Timeloose

        “I told you we should have brought Deutschmarks.”

    • robc

      They have owned Becks for approximately forever, right?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yaaaa!
      St. Pauli girl too? Where will I go for my nonshitty other than IPAs?

      • robc

        Any good German-American craft brewery?

        There are a ton of breweries who focus on stuff other than IPA. They may, or may not, also make one or three, but that isn’t their focus.

      • robc

        For example: https://www.zweibrewing.com/beers.aspx

        Notice that 1 of the 6 (and its listed last) of their Flagship beers is an IPA. The other 5 are German.

        On their rotating list, 2 of the 11 are IPAs. And 6 are Germanicy. (Germany borders the Baltic, right? And they keep invading Belgium)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      We’ve pissed away all of our goodwill in that part of the world I’m afraid.

      • AlexinCT

        OPEC+ members are basically asking why the fuck they should trade using the currency of one country or care about the economic future of a block of nations that are letting AGW cultist destroy their energy future.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pretty much plus the Saudi rapprochement with Iran who is largely a Russian client state. They’re going to pursue their own rational self-interest and right now that doesn’t include aligning with us.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Something new to fret about

    There are different kinds of turbulence, and it’s hard to pinpoint what caused the extreme conditions that rocked Weisse’s flight. In an email, Alaska Airlines acknowledged “unexpected turbulence” on the flight. But researchers say there’s evidence that a particularly unpredictable type known as “clear-air turbulence” is becoming more frequent, says Paul Williams, a professor of atmospheric science at the University of Reading in England.

    As its name implies, clear-air turbulence occurs in the absence of clouds or bad weather. It’s caused by wind shear — sudden changes in wind speed and direction — at altitudes above 15,000 feet.

    The reason for this increase in clear-air turbulence is climate change, Williams says. As global temperatures increase due to rising levels of greenhouse emissions such as carbon dioxide, the jet stream is experiencing more wind shear.

    Climate change; is there anything it can’t destroy?

    • AlexinCT

      This new type of turbulence isn’t called “Pissed off the Clintons” or “Angered the Deep State”, is it?

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

    • Nephilium

      Holding your breath for 80 seconds is supposed to be a huge accomplishment now?

    • rhywun

      Slowed it down for those that complained it was “too easy”

      Science!

  47. The Late P Brooks

    As I recall, AB Inbev owns red Hook. Good stuff (or it was, anyway- I haven’t seen it lately).

  48. The Late P Brooks

    In a follow-up study using climate model simulations, Williams and colleagues predicted that clear-air turbulence in the middle latitudes of the Northern Hemisphere could triple in the next three to six decades, depending on future greenhouse emissions.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

  49. The Late P Brooks

    New slogan:

    “NPR: totally not propaganda!”