Trump seemed to waffle on how much influence he gave John Bolton during his tenure. Every time Trump wanted to start a new war, there was the mustache. But, The Hair won out in the...
They have tried to take the life of my Father, Barron thought as he tried to fall asleep in his enormous bed. They have tried to take the life of my Father. An apparition in diaphanous white floated into his bedroom and lay an ice-cold hand on his fever’d brow. “Vu...
“Was that idiot cross-eyed?” Dark Cracky asked. “How do you miss at that range?” “I know, I know,” Hunter said. “We are all really upset.” He took a couple of anxious licks of Dark Cracky. “If I had arranged this, I would have sent a professional. It’s like we don’t...
“I can’t believe that little idiot tried to kill me,” the hat grumbled. He still had blood on him that he was absorbing into his underlying hattal structures. “He was obviously trying to kill me,” the hair said, floating in a small tub of peroxide and Woolite. “I’m...
I’m going on ‘vacation’ to ‘celebrate’ my dad being dead for 10 years. I still cry just seeing a picture of him. Here is a cartoon you won’t watch. Go watch reruns of American Gladiators...
