The Hat and The Hair: Episode 199

The Hat and The Hair: Episode 199

“I can’t believe that little idiot tried to kill me,” the hat grumbled. He still had blood on him that he was absorbing into his underlying hattal structures. “He was obviously trying to kill me,” the hair said, floating in a small tub of peroxide and Woolite. “I’m...
Cartoon Rerun no on will watch-Ep 24

Cartoon Rerun no on will watch-Ep 24

I’m going on ‘vacation’ to ‘celebrate’ my dad being dead for 10 years. I still cry just seeing a picture of him. Here is a cartoon you won’t watch. Go watch reruns of American Gladiators...
Cartoon Rerun no on will watch-Ep 24

The Hat and Hair Animated: Rerun: Episode 23

Do you remember Fartgate? That asshole who said he’d nuke Americans farted on live TV, and that is why people said he couldn’t win the Presidential race. Not him willing to nuke Americans, because we live in Clown World. Also, you get to see The Hat...
Debate 2024 – A Sugarverse Special Report

Debate 2024 – A Sugarverse Special Report

CAMP DAVID “And this is supposed to get him all fixed up, ready for the debate?” Dr. Jill asked, tapping the side of the large vertical tank that Joe floated in. “Yes, Dr. Biden,” the masked doctor said, “It is the finest medical care known to Educational science. A...