Oh, yeah.
Bowl season, as meaningless as it’s become with the playoffs, is still football. And my beloved Broncos fired their coach, promoted the DC, and blew out their final three opponents to end up in the Gronk Bowl. Too bad the starting qb and #1 receiver are already at other schools. I friggin’ hate the portal.
Links anyone?
A MOAB dropped on the Iranian Supreme Council would end all of this.
“Subtlety” is not in Florida Man’s lexicon.
That didn’t take long. But would it have been any better if it hadn’t been “gay” sex?
GLIBZOOM TACKY HOLIDAY ATTIRE CONTEST: KK will hold a tacky holiday attire contest on the GlibZoom on Saturday, Dec 16. The winner will receive $40 in Amazon gift cards and bragging rights for a year. Bring out your ugly sweaters and tacky headgear. The winner will be chosen by popular vote. No voting for yourself. KK not eligible to win. You must be on camera at 10:00 to be eligible to win. You don’t have to show your face but you do have to show us your tacky garment. Big Glibs thanks to KK for coming up with this and KK and Sloper for donating the prizes.
Okey doke. I think it’s time to go mix up an Old Fashioned.
This is no different than having a few too many and copping a feel from that girl from Sales in the copy room at the office Christmas party. Can’t we all just look the other way, for the sake of the principals involved?
This is clearly a case of out of control Republican pouncing Islamophobic climate change.
And if we’re gonna go after the Mad Mullah’s… I would like send them some blue haired body positive Stop! Oil! activists.
The plague caused all that homelessness.
You misspelled greedy landlords and stingy Republicans.
Didn’t they cause the plague?
Adolf J Trump for President
Former President Donald Trump doubled down on language condemned for its ties to White supremacist rhetoric, saying at a campaign event in New Hampshire on Saturday that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.”
The comments mark another instance of Trump using increasingly violent rhetoric in his campaign messaging. At his most recent campaign event in New Hampshire prior to his appearance Saturday, Trump used the word “vermin” to describe his political rivals, drawing broad condemnation, including from President Joe Biden, who likened his comments to “language you heard in Nazi Germany.”
Trump told a crowd gathered in Durham, New Hampshire, on Saturday that immigrants “from all over the world” are “pouring into the country,” reiterating a phrase he used previously that sparked outcry from the Anti-Defamation League.
The ADL should copyright all those dog whistles and collect royalties.
I’d love to know what he actually said in context but I am too lazy to look.
What I saw was his usual Incoherent word salad, you can find in it whatever you’re looking for.
Paging CPRM…
Waiting in the parking garage to get out, post TSO. Just chillin in the car poking around on our phones.
They did a death metal version of “In the Hall of the Mountain King” and I suddenly got inspiration for my Krampus book and spewed out 1,000 words on my phone.
Nice.
Nice!
Glad you and your good luck charm hubby got a Christmas gift early.
W00t!
Jelly.
I have no idea how anyone can type at length on a touchscreen keyboard, so that alone is worthy of respect.
She built the phone into a Commodore 64 chassis, so it has a full keyboard.
Big if true.
I have very small hands (barely a piano octave).
Contest at 10pm ET, but feel free to join whenever
It’s gonna be another hour before we get out of this garage, so may join Zoom from the car again.
Hey, KK, I’ll throw in a $25 Amazon e-gift cert to sweeten the pot!
Seems to be a simple matter of sending a link to the email address of the winner.
I’m good for it. 😊
Which NYS thruway locations have Chick-fil-A? I’ve never seen them driving up I-87 to Lake Placid. And all those locations should already have multiple businesses (never mind most of them being closed during COVID). Definitely bias.
I think on 90. Nevermind all the spots that close stupid early or open stupid late … Let’s go after the one popular spot.
They pulled all sorts of shenanigans trying to keep them out of wny many years ago.
I87 is the Northway. I90 West of Albany is the Thruway
(This was part of what they taught in NEO when I came to work here).
The thing I hatehatehate about the Thruway is that they’re doing their best to give the overpriced plazas a monopoly on food.
On I87, the exits have those “food at this exit” indicators. On the thruway they do not.
For our shotgunners:
I’m seeing Federal FliteControl around (under the “LE” designation). Seems to be pretty available now. Not that cheap, but if you’ve been thinking you wanted some, now’s probably the time. BulkAmmo and Lucky Gunner both have it in stock.
I received a mysterious package from Amazon, addressed correctly but no acknowledgement of who had sent it. Fruit, other good things to eat. I queried those family members most suspected but all have denied it.
I can’t believe it would be from a Glib but a lot of strange things go on around here. I want to thank the person that was nice enough to do that but no idea who it might be.
I’ll wait until I get an email from someone, asking if I received an anonymous gift.
No hot peppers. Wasn’t me.
*looks around*
Yeah, that was totally me!
What did I send, again?
Anonymous gift giving is one of the greatest pleasures in life, IMO. That said, it wasn’t me.
That eliminates 3 of the usual suspects. Now I’m suspicious of all those that didn’t deny culpability
Check for fingerprints. If there are none, that points to Uncivil. He wears gloves.
“But would it have been any better if it hadn’t been “gay” sex?”
Absolutely, I’d be able to beat off to it if it wasn’t…the disrespect of the institution that deserves no respect gets me hot as fuck but, considering the participants, I just can’t quite finish.
Homophone.
ALOL
You mean pressured into it but not thrilled about it or typo? If the former well done.
Oh deer!
If it was hetero, the outrage would be undoubtedly be moderated by how hot the chick was.
The fact that no one is saying ,”Yeah, but c’mon, look at the ass on that guy! I mean, who wouldn’t?” tells you that the soyboy bottom needs to hit the gym. And maybe eat a steak.
You’re just not all that, bro.
How much ammo should a guy keep on hand?
Asking for a friend.
I’d say 1000 rounds each of your primary rifle, pistol, shotgun, and .22.
As a start.
Sounds about right. I get twitchy below that as a par level for ammo inventory.
I am comfortably above that (except for the shotgun).
As many rounds as you might need and one more.
“You don’t have enough if you ask that question.”
-My friend
If ass raping is disrespecting the Senate workspace then it has been going on largely unabated since 1788.
Is that 10:00 Eastern, Central or Pie Time?
That guy should have been fired for having a hyphenated name.
Link for the zoom?
Scroll up to where it sez GLIBZOOM TACKY HOLIDAY ATTIRE CONTEST and go from there.
Be patient with him he’s from Dayton.
FUCK YOUR PICKELS!
Ya (330) fuck
I wondered how much damage Visine could do as a poison, thinking it probably wouldn’t be a great choice anyway. Turns out I was wrong:
The more you know
Yeah but how many gallons does it take?
55?
If gay sex was the only thing that happened in the senate chambers the world would be better off. Throw in a Mexican and some weed and this country would be libertarian!
I like to think I’d be this sort of father
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/down
I wish I had you for a dad. I got a lunch bucket for high school graduation.
suitcase and a handshake
Loved seeing this comic again this week – think it reminds me of someone here: https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1734437362497724838?t=lXE3_TAA8VjLufsoB-xhbQ&s=19
An inspired comic
I may Zoom on the way home from the restaurant Dude and I are at.
Congrats Jimbo, winner of ugly Christmas sartorial splendor, in a very close vote
LOL, just saw a commercial for Michael’s that had an ugly Xmas sweater contest as its theme.
God Damnit! I am packing up to go to the range tomorrow, and I cannot for the life of me remember where I put the case of Eley Match .22 I bought.
Check your couch cushions.
Good morning all!
Some Jethro Tull, including the first of the holiday pieces.
Broadsword.
Ring Out Solstice Bells.
Share and enjoy!
Good morning!
My best batch of duck hash yet for breakfast. I made sure the get the potatoes deeply browned and crispy before proceeding.
Wakey wakey, Glibs.
🍩😯
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=chTkmWD2bgM
Fantastic cover. 🎶🎶 👍👍
That was nicely done!
Good morning! Beautiful warm day. It’s been a great fall, looks like we’ll be having a brown Xmas, lakes still aren’t ready for ice fishermen.
Good morning, 4(20), dontread, Sean, NA, and Beau!
Who won the sweater contest?