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  1. AlexinCT

    House Passes $95 Billion Foreign Aid Package, Bill That Could Ban TikTok

    That TikTok thing…

    I am assuming it is a poison pill…

    • Drake

      Unless they rewrote it, that bill can be used to ban almost any app or website.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, isn’t that the goal?

      • R.J.

        Yes

      • SDF-7

        Have to stamp out that icky icky dissension misinformation, after all.

      • AlexinCT

        It is not an accident that “disinformation”, “misinformation”, and “malinformation” are all, and always so, things the corruptocracy does not want the people to know because it would basically produce high odds that the people would seek redress in the form of “watering the tree of liberty” thing…

      • The Last American Hero

        So that whole “Trump arm wrestling Satan” thing was true? Damn.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I read it, it only applies to apps owned by companies located in one of the “Countries of Particular Concern”, ie., China, Russia, Iran, N Korea, and a few others.

        Does that mean it’s OK? Hell, no. It’s the camel’s nose under the tent. They will be using this to try to get the courts to set a precedent for regulation.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Freedom of the Press, we will just decide what press you are are allowed to use.

      *assuming the understanding the term ‘press’ is meant to indicate the premier means of disseminating information/speech at the time of the founding and not some protected class of people who write news.

      • SDF-7

        “The Founders could have never imagined an automatic distribution mailing list! Every civilian should have to use a hand driven press with movable block type! Only the King’s Men government approved internet sources are ‘well regulated’!”

      • Rat on a train

        You are free to publish any approved message.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      You’re assuming too much cleverness. It’ll pass and we’re all screwed.

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t mind seeing the conservatives getting it good and hard here. They’re due for a reminder that anything the government does is bad, even if it looks good at first glance.

  2. AlexinCT

    Florida Rep to Introduce Bill Prohibiting Foreign Flags on House Floor After Democrats Wave Ukrainian Flag

    This right here should tell you all you need to know about the people supposedly in charge of the country and representing the American people. They have their own agenda and don’t give a shit what the American people want anymore. There is a reason that while over 72% of Americans consistently say they do not want illegal immigration our government just does more of that and thumbs it’s nose at the people: it doesn’t give a fuck what the people want: it is about what the people in power want and the hell with the rest.

    • rhywun

      I’d like to think that a majority of Americans are not in favor of WWIII either but here we are.

      I don’t care what you think about our client state but this game the Dems are playing is absolutely disgusting.

      • AlexinCT

        The most crazy talking point I heard from these team blue asshats was that practically all the money will be spent in the US ( on the military industrial complex) anyway, so this is a boon for the current corruptocracy come the election in November, as the infusion of government spending prevents the economic downturn that is inevitable when government’s priority is to regulate the winners and losers, from happening until after. The drastic impact on inflation and the huge tax burden that inflation inflicts on the lower classes that follows is seen as a boon as well.

      • juris imprudent

        Need to throw back at them “isn’t that war profiteering”?

      • SDF-7

        I’d go with the more emotional “fucking ghoulish sacrificing Ukrainian young men to feed either your arms dealer masters or your own bloodlust while pretending to be compassionate”, but yours is certainly more compact. 😉

      • AlexinCT

        Is your expectation that would dissuade them from doing it? These people care not what level of evil they must stoop to to get and retain power. After all, it is not that they have also convinced themselves any means are justified because the end goal is a good one, but they are realizing they are criminals and in a functioning system the lot of them would me making big rocks smaller, making license plates, and having to fend off overtures from Bubba or Bertha after the lights go out.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Why do you love Putin and hate America? Why do you hate the American patriots in the arms industry? Why do you hate (insert jingoistic bullshit here)?

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        This. They (sorry Hyp, but I gotta use that term here) don’t feel shame in profiteering, they have been doing that off of the G their whole lives.

    • SDF-7

      They still give a tiny shit. Otherwise I swear they’d be waving NAMBLA flags. Or just outright worshipping Moloch or something.

      • Common Tater

        They wave trans flags. The colors are pink and baby blue.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        The Devil hasn’t pulled up to the drive-through Overton window yet.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Military Could Hit Troops With Court-Martials For Refusing To Use Preferred Pronouns, Experts Say

    Thje alphabet divisions are sounding less and less combat capable by the minute. Since they won’t be fit to suppress civil uprising, I can only assume they’re prepping to facilitate foreign invasion.

    • AlexinCT

      The goal is to make the military unable to operate at the purpose for which it exists…

    • rhywun

      Court-Martials For Refusing To Use Preferred Pronouns

      Make this happen, please.

      /stocks up on popcorn

      • Ownbestenemy

        The Marxist, if anything, are amazingly efficient on destroying institutions.

      • rhywun

        Maybe not so much efficiency as persistence. This particular push probably took a couple decades but they don’t quit, ever.

      • AlexinCT

        The fact that the fundamental premise of their cult is that they have to create a new man, one that has the quality of angels, for their fever dreams to work, and then proceed to destroy everything to get there should make it obvious the only tools in their toolbox are destructive ones…

      • Not Adahn

        Eh, the Red Army wasn’t less effective than the Czarist one.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        The Red Army only became effective when Zukov got rid of the political commissars.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        This should flush out the people who at least have some line they won’t cross so feature not bug?

    • juris imprudent

      Of course, well buried in that article is the total contradiction from their EXPERT of the headline.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I assume it is laying the ground work at this point. Media/Government puts these out, sees reaction, decides to move forward, readjust, or let it go dormant until another time. See: gas-stove issue, etc.

      • juris imprudent

        Well it is supposed to be a scare article from a “conservative” site, but it really is just the same shitty journalism as the proggies do.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No argument from me on that. I just spent 30 minutes digging for the damn bill numbers that just passed Congress and no journalist ever puts them in their pieces.

      • The Last American Hero

        When did they pull back on gas stoves? Because they sure as shit are working on that same law in my corner of the country as well as the land of Newsome, where only the French Laundry will be allowed to cook on them.

  4. SDF-7

    Florida Rep to Introduce Bill Prohibiting Foreign Flags on House Floor After Democrats Wave Ukrainian Flag

    Unlikely to pass. If passed – probably would fall to a First Amendment challenge, I expect. But doubtless good for campaign fundraising.

    Granted — I’d like to crate up the Dems (most of the Imperial District, honestly) and go let them form a Lafayette Brigade in Kiev…. but that isn’t happening, and they can express their stupidity however they want. I’d say never interrupt an enemy when making a mistake as well… but honestly at this point — those who have a problem with it are unlikely to ever vote Dem and those who do vote Dem apparently don’t care as long as Israel is kept down and they get whatever graft and grift they expected. Yay.

    Ex-Stormy Daniels Lawyer Michael Avenatti Says He is Willing to Testify for Trump

    “Lying shitweasel will say anything he thinks might get him ahead” is how I would have written that headline. Leave his stupid ass out of things.

    Morning, Banjos! Morning, all!

    • Ownbestenemy

      He’s a lying shitweasel but I would suspect that he has the inner knowledge of how it all went down. My guess is his testimony is “it was a typical NDA”

      • SDF-7

        He may have inner knowledge — I don’t trust him to tell the truth regardless. He’ll say whatever he thinks gets him the best advantage in the moment and flip as soon as that changes.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Agreed

      • Pope Jimbo

        You need a lying shitweasel to fight a lying shitweasel? Avinetti vs Cohen!

      • SDF-7

        Are you trying to create a lying shitweasel singularity? Because that’s how you create a lying shitweasel singularity… 😉

      • R C Dean

        If DC doesn’t have a critical mass of lying shitweasels, then there’s no way a courtroom, even in NYC, could.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Dueling shitweasels at dawn!

    • DrOtto

      I don’t see how Avenatti can help anyone but himself. The one thing you can count on is he’s a serial liar. Probably be a good gig to take a field trip back to the courtroom though. Prison probably gets old quick.

      • db

        Yeah, he seems like the kind of guy who’d testify to almost anything for or against anybody for a boon.

  5. AlexinCT

    New crisis unfolds in Africa three years after Biden’s Afghanistan debacle

    I am surprised it took this long for this too to unravel.

    In the Jimmy Carter years the military was turned into a giant shitshow. Biden is that and on steroids. And it is being done to help the people that own the American left – the CCP – with their end goals of ushering in a new colonialist era with the people of the world they do not kill to save Gaia basically living in a new feudal system.

    • rhywun

      +1 belt and road

    • juris imprudent

      What vital American interest was served by establishing a military base in Africa in a country with all the stability of a merged AOC & MTG?

      Gaetz isn’t complaining about THAT. No he’s being a little shitweasel partisan dick-waver.

      • SDF-7

        “We’ve got to fight them over there!” most likely. Good way to be in perpetual low-level war in every corner of the globe. The equivalent of mandatory vax purchases for Raytheon and friends. Makes us look big in the Davos cocktail parties. Win-Win for the Imperial District, I suppose.

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, Gaetz is just Biden bashing.

        Air Base 201 construction started at the tail end of the Obama Admin and proceeded to completion during the Trump Admin.

      • The Last American Hero

        No need for troops or a base. Michelle Obama brought back the girls with a Twitter hashtag. No guns needed.

    • Ownbestenemy

      More often than not, the left hand of our government knows not what the right hand is doing.

      • AlexinCT

        I used to believe that too Ownbestenemy. Then I started realizing that it happens with both such a high frequency and always produces the same chaos and disruption that favors the agenda of the people behind the new identity cultural revolution, that I no longer can just accept it is the result of ineptitude alone.

      • juris imprudent

        The deep state grinds slowly. Look at the shit that either started or continued during the Trump admin.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s the main reason they do not want that guy back: he would now know better than to allow them to do this shit if he wants to prevent the American people that are not playing Ostrich decide the government bureaucracy is their true enemy.

      • SDF-7

        As much as I would like that to be true — I think if they do think that, they’re overestimating him.

        At this point, all I personally think we can hope for from an OMB administration is that the White House won’t be pushing the crap. The agencies under them will still be trying, and the WH will be preoccupied with whack-a-mole trying to keep them from undercutting the actual administration policies, constant injunctions from judges at the district level mandating nation-wide policy (again) and whatever impeachment investigations the Dems will spin up.

        Of course, I also think that given the current lack of performance – the Stupid Party may well lost the House again at least and certainly blow any chances of a wave in the Senate. And if they do by some miracle have one of the Houses… they damned well won’t act like it.

        So gridlock at best — rule by whatever Assistant Sub-Director Of ShitWeasels and District Court Judge Buttinsky more likely.

      • juris imprudent

        he would now know better

        Objection – this is a totally unwarranted assumption about Trump.

      • SDF-7

        There you go with brevity again. What’s an overly verbose soul to do in the morning?

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        It isn’t weather he knows better or not, it is more can he turn the ship around.

        We cannot read his, or anyone for that matters, mind, and so we can only see what final shape things take.

      • Not Adahn

        This is absolutely the case here — the Campaign Stop Braintrust probably has zero overlap with the Corporate Punishment Selection Committee.

        If the CSB had any influence on the CPSC, they would not have been able to act this quickly.

      • prolefeed

        I still haven’t heard why the Sheetz stop was bad for Biden.

      • UnCivilServant

        It wasn’t so much that it hurt him, but it showed that he doesn’t actually have any supporters among the general populace. His appearance is met with a ‘Meh’ from the people – bad omen for someone running in an honest election.

        Not that we have honest elections.

    • AlexinCT

      Every time this guy comes out he makes sure that people paying attention are left with no doubt that he is a fucking idiot.

      Uncle Bosie was not available for comment..

  6. SDF-7

    Conservative group takes aim at Wall Street in report claiming big banks have undercut firearms industry

    It isn’t like they weren’t obvious about it — and it isn’t like anyone thinks it actually stopped.

    One of the many many reasons the Commerce Clause should be rolled back to pre-New Deal (maybe pre-Wilson? I know he tried to get a lot of shit through… don’t remember if we had Court precedent in that area… I think he was too busy with Justice “Fire in a Theater” pressing speech and anti-draft rallies) and banking, telecom and other aspects need to have a whopping machete to their regulation levels so new players can actually enter the market instead of propping up the “Too Big To Fail” assholes.

  7. SDF-7

    Biden admin finalizes changes to Title IX rule, redefining sex discrimination

    Congress continues to ignore Executive branch writing new law as they see fit, goes back to fundraising and cocktail parties. News at 11.

  8. SDF-7

    Military Could Hit Troops With Court-Martials For Refusing To Use Preferred Pronouns, Experts Say

    Gee… wonder why recruitment and retention are down….

    ‘Complete mystery, General sir!’

    • juris imprudent

      Experts were not aware of any incidents where a branch of the armed services had attempted to use the UCMJ to punish a servicemember for refusing preferred pronouns.

      Experts eh? Just like with climate.

    • Grummun

      Complete mystery, General sir xir!

      • Grummun

        If someone insists I provide pronouns I’m going say “Ze/Zim” and see if anyone gets it.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        It might, at this point, be best to use “General Xi.”

        General Tso was too chicken to comment.

  9. SDF-7

    Biden Admin Sues Sheetz Over “Discriminatory” Hiring Practices That Aren’t Remotely Discriminatory

    They’re just going to blanket the corporate space with these lawsuits. It is a well fitted policy to their needs until and unless the public cottons on to their misdeeds — then they’ll have made their bed and must lie in it.

    • AlexinCT

      “Didn’t Earn It” is a key platform of the people trying to finish the work Obama promised when he mentioned he was going to “Fundamentally change” America. I never understood how so many people heard that asshole utter those evil words and thought “he is going to make things better”. Me, I have never, ever felt I needed to change anything I liked, let alone loved. That need was restricted to thinks I didn’t like, and then, “fundamentally” only for things I absolutely abhorred and hated. The guy literally told us all he hated the country and was going to wreck what made it special, and idiots cheered that shit on.

      • rhywun

        Half the country loves “fundamental change”. I don’t get it either, but it’s true.

        +1 hope

      • SDF-7

        Dangnabbit… try to start a perfectly good pun/joke thread and you two have to have serious discussion! Harumph!

      • juris imprudent

        Here, I’ll help you hold a pillow over them.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You were always quite the comforter.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s one heck of a blanket statement…

      • Pope Jimbo

        I don’t give a sheet if you believe me or not Alex!

      • AlexinCT

        Can’t help that my nature is to always piss into the cornflakes….

      • The Gunslinger

        Might be a good time to short Sheetz stock.

    • Not Adahn

      If it’s any comforter to you, I see what you’re doing in this case.

    • AlexinCT

      Two corrections:

      1. That money, all but a small percentage obviously slated to be laundered into campaign coffers directly, is going to the US military industrial complex as a way to help prop up the disastrous economic situation that can’t end in anything other than a massive depressive event, government meddling to pick winners & losers, has made inevitable.
      2. The people peddling this never cared how many Ukrainians, and for that matter Americans, had their lives ruined or ended up dead from the get go, because this thing was always about the cabal’s agenda to keep the people from finding out the sellout to the CCP has left America an economically doomed wasteland.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, I’m not seeing the Ukes making it through the spring offensive this year. Looks like it will take a year longer than I thought it would. The Poles and the Russians sharing a border seems like it’s unlikely to turn out well.

    • creech

      Not “half.” We know damn well the Democrats will blame the defeat of Ukraine on all the Republicans for holding up aid until it was “too late to stop the Russian offensive.”

  10. Pope Jimbo

    Did you know that 1 out of 3 Minnesoda politicians doesn’t know where their next meal is coming from? Isn’t it worth a measely $500M to make sure that these selfless public servants have a top notch cafeteria?

    Democratic-Farmer-Labor lawmakers have turned their attention to the limited dining options at the Capitol, proposing $500,000 in spending to help keep the public cafeterias open in the Capitol and the nearby Minnesota Department of Transportation Building.

    DFL lawmakers embedded the allocation in a budget bill released on Tuesday. Rep. Ginny Klevorn, DFL-Plymouth, said during a committee hearing that the funds were meant to help keep the vendors who operate the cafeterias open and operating.

    The $500,000 is meant “for the purpose of enhancing and sustaining access to healthy food alternatives on the State Capitol complex,” according to the bill language.

    • AlexinCT

      Gimme free shit!

    • Fourscore

      All they need to do is go west on University Av (take the tram) and have a choice between Asian, Middle Eastern, Soul and any other variety of food. OTOH they would actually have to see/meet some of their constituents.

      • dbleagle

        No! Not that. Anything but that.

  11. AlexinCT

    Speaking of which.. Was forced to chat with a bunch of progressive ladies about a bunch of shit they ludicrously believe in this weekend when they found out I was not one of the beta boys they are used to and they came over to attack me. Let’s say I have never felt that much mental disorder in one place. But I think I scored huge when they told me they had no problem with men pretending to be women wrecking women sports, and I replied that we finally had something we could agree on. When prompted, I told them that was because I believed that it took men to show women how to be better women and that it finally disproved all the old idiot shit prominently featured in some commercials from back when where they had a slew of women singing “I can do anything you do better”. Let’s just say it was not well received and they stopped talking to me finally.

    • juris imprudent

      Why were you on the set of The View?

      • SDF-7

        Legit chuckle to that one. Nicely played.

      • R.J.

        If Alex was ever on The View and didn’t tell us in advance, that would be a sin.

      • AlexinCT

        They will never let me close to those heifers for that very reason…

    • DrOtto

      You could have short cycled the process by saying “Muslims are right about women”.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, but it takes time to get them to commit to the bit.

      • AlexinCT

        I was looking for them to bring me to the topic of Islam so I could tell them “I think in the end Islam will save civilization from the woke and stupid shit because they know a woman’s place”, but the one about men with severe mental disorders demanding society pretend their fever dreams that they are women, came up first…

    • Pine_Tree

      Situation/context, out of curiosity?

      • AlexinCT

        A breakfast event for the town food bank drive. The amount of people needing help has skyrocketed.

    • Not Adahn

      You can’t just issue rebuilding permits willy-nilly! You need to establish the DEI, Environmental Sustainability, Indigenous Displacement Justice, and Non-Human Community Input subcommittees to the Master Planning committee and get all the members suitably vetted and adequately funded before you can even begin setting the criteria for the evaluations to the RFPs that’ll be submitted to the trade unions!

      • SDF-7

        At this point I’m surprised (and maybe they have and I just missed it) that they haven’t “re-assessed” the properties given the investment / luxury market, hugely inflated the “value” and property taxed away the peasants with the results.

        Can’t have the unwashed on our island paradise, after all! (Well, the cleaning staff can be there — we’ll set up a ferry that eats 50% of their wages to keep them in the company town while they commute from the Big Island… but remember, we hate the robber baron era!)

    • Sean

      They should go to Mexico and cross back into the US…

  12. Ownbestenemy

    Particularly like this tid-bit from the Ukraine graft

    At any time after November 15, 2024, the President may, subject to congressional review provided by section 508, cancel up to 50 percent of the total indebtedness incurred by Ukraine or anticipated to be incurred by Ukraine with respect to economic assistance and related expenses made available under the headings “Economic Support Fund” and “Assistance for Europe, Eurasia, and Central Asia” in title IV of this Act. Upon completion of the congressional review process set forth in section 508, such cancellation shall be final and irrevocable.

    It was billed as a loan but hey! We can cancel that debt and you know backchannels to Ukraine are telling them, don’t worry, we will cancel that debt.

    • Rat on a train

      I like the “anticipated to be incurred”. We are cancelling all outstanding debt since we anticipate loaning you even more.

      • Fourscore

        It’s not a debt if there were no plans to pay for it anyway.

      • AlexinCT

        I thought the plan was always to leave the common chums with the bill?

    • Drake

      Not like there will be a Ukraine to pay it back anyway.

  13. Rat on a train

    I lose confidence in the quality of coworkers every time a reply-all storm hits.

    • UnCivilServant

      Please take me off this mailing list.

      • Ownbestenemy

        STOP REPLYING TO ALL! /hits reply to all.

    • AlexinCT

      Hehe, we had some guy that finally got put on probation because he was accused of always hitting the “Reply All” button to ask people to take him off the conversation and causing serious loads, whenever one of those emails went out. He argued he was innocent, but then again, they had warned him to never do that again not once, not twice but at least 4 or 5 times, and he always was the first to go there…

      I am a fan of his…

    • Gender Traitor

      Last week I had a coworker hit “Reply All” to ask a question that had been answered quite obviously in my original all-staff email. 🤦🏼‍♀️

      I hit the regular “Reply” to point out the already-provided answer to her.

      • AlexinCT

        You are way too kind….

    • Rat on a train

      The storm is still raging. I finally received my first non-storm email of the day.

    • Aloysious

      I just delete all without reading any of it.

      I am at peace.

  14. juris imprudent

    This is a thing that just drives me nuts – the insistence that there is a cabal aligned against us and our holy goodness.

    …contest between the West (loosely speaking) on one side and the alliance — because that’s what it is — between Moscow, Beijing, and Tehran on the other

    The West is very fucking loosely speaking taking just the U.S., Britain and Germany as three points therein; yet the three opponents are tied together as though they had anything cohesive other than opposition to our [American elite] will. I’m sure the mullahs of Iran are tight with Xi – given Xi’s treatment of Muslims, let alone Putin’s treatment of Muslims (which Xi might agree with).

    • Not Adahn

      yet the three opponents are tied together as though they had anything cohesive other than opposition to our [American elite] will.

      What drives me nuts is your insistence this is an inadequate/insufficient reason for short-term cooperation. Well that and your extremely particular definition of leftist that excludes literally everything in the world today.

      • juris imprudent

        I said they have ONE reason – opposition to the assholes in our govt. There just isn’t much else that seems to unite them. If we had one fucking functional brain in DC, that brain would hark back to divide and conquer.

    • Drake

      Our opponents in BRICS, the ‘Global South’ or whatever have a couple of unifying ideas.

      1. The want nothing to do with the woke shit that has infected the West and being peddled hard everywhere in the world. They would like their different societies respected and left alone.
      2. They want to make money not just print it
      3. They do not want their own countries or their neighbors to get CIA color-revolutioned and / or turned into NATO outposts

      More than enough to hold them together until our empire collapses.

      • juris imprudent

        They also won’t play the stooges in our climate game.

      • Drake

        Oh yeah – kind of under #2, but they refuse to sacrifice their economies on that altar.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Have you seen Brazil and all the rainforest crap that comes outa that joint?

        We got nothin’ on the B in BRICKS.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Isn’t that enough? Look at the Axis powers, and our own alliance with the Soviets in WW2.

      • Not Adahn

        The Nazis would NEVER ally with the Japanese! They HATE nonwhites!

        (Repeat with Sunni/Shia, Persian/Arabs, various Palestinian splinter groups, etc. ad infinitum.)

  15. SDF-7

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  16. Ownbestenemy

    I didn’t know that the House of Representatives can introduce language into a bill that requires the Senate to vote in a certain fashion. Learn something new every day. How can 4 separate bills be rolled up into one and forced upon the Senate as an all or nothing package?

    • Rat on a train

      I believe the House is sending it as a single bill. The Senate can do with it as they please including breaking it up into separate bills.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Gotcha. I guess I never read the bottom of bills and apparently they put language in there telling Senate to fast-track (and do so on a lot of bills after some research). I just see that as ‘wrong-lane’ buddy type of legislating.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s political maneuvering. If the bills were sent up separately, the Senate could pass some and reject others. Any Senate changes to the unified bill will require House approval.

  17. Sean

    https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/pennsylvania-women-defends-herself-kills-intruder-during-early-morning-break-in/

    Upon confronting the intruder, the homeowner fired three rounds, fatally wounding the man, identified by WPXI as 49-year-old Brent Farmer. Beaver County District Attorney Nate Bible described the moments as “terrifying” for the woman and declared her actions were justified under Pennsylvania’s “castle doctrine.” This law allows residents to use deadly force to protect themselves against intruders in their homes.

    • AlexinCT

      So will they charge her anyway for not letting the crook do his thing?

      I mean, “Brent Farmer” doesn’t sound like a “Didn’t earn It” champion, so that might be her saving grace, but the machine must not like the idea of the citizens taking the responsibilities the machine has given up on into their own hands…

      • Drake

        Beaver County is about as far from Philly as you can get in PA, so no.

      • UnCivilServant

        I suppose you could be in Erie… but close enough.

      • db

        Beaver County is full of gun nuts. It’s surprising that a Democrat (Bible) won the DA job in the last election, to be honest, but I’m glad to see he seems to understand where he is. This area has an odd history of voting heavily “Red” in national and state wide elections, but “Blue” in local elections. It has a lot to do with the area’s industrial heritage and union base.

      • db

        This, from a Democrat in gun country, PA:

        “If someone enters your house, they are making that conscious decision. They are there to steal from you or hurt you in other ways. You have that right to protect yourself and use deadly force,” Bible stated.

        The district attorney also shared advice for individuals who do not own firearms, suggesting self-defense classes or owning a large dog as alternative protective measures.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How about a small nippy dog?

      • db

        They’re better as alarms. Big dogs seem to be 50/50 on whether they’ll do anything about an intruder. I think you must have to train them to be vicious.

      • Shpip

        Big dogs seem to be 50/50 on whether they’ll do anything about an intruder. I think you must have to train them to be vicious.

        Ask Hayeksplosives her opinion on that.

      • juris imprudent

        Those local Dems are a little smarter than the state/national brand?

  18. AlexinCT

    Making the plan public….

    And how many people will pretend this is not real scary warning, because, well, social justice!

    • creech

      “Mein Kampf? Pay it no mind, it is just the ranting of some disgruntled Army vet who can’t get a job as a house painter.”

    • rhywun

      Is it some dopey college student or a terrorist pretending to be one…?

      • EvilSheldon

        Is there really that much of a difference?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Wikipedia went into the toilet a long time ago.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Wikipedia was run by the same woman who runs NPR…

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Crisis

    A growing number of leaders and organizations have called on Columbia University and its president to protect students amid reports of antisemitic and offensive statements and actions on and near its campus, which has been the site this week of a pro-Palestinian encampment and protest.

    The protest and encampment on campus has drawn attention to the right of free speech and the rights of students to feel safe from violence, with a campus rabbi recommending Jewish students return home for their own safety.

    Early Monday, Columbia President Nemat “Minouche” Shafik said classes would be held virtually Monday, and said school leaders would be coming together to discuss a way to bring an end to “this crisis.”

    In a statement to the university community, Shafik said she was “saddened” by the events on campus, and denounced antisemitic language, and intimidating and harassing behavior.

    Get back to me when they’re fighting hand to hand with axes and machetes.

    • R C Dean

      Arrest the protestors who are breaking laws. Suspend or dismiss protestors who are breaking laws or university rules.

      There’s your way to bring an end to this crisis. Not seeing the need for a big meeting to discuss.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, not hard.

        It just shows that the administrations at the targeted institutions are terrified of their own students and the thugs among them who are pretending to be students.

      • juris imprudent

        There’s your way to bring an end to this crisis. Not seeing the need for a big meeting to discuss.

        Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You mean someone in a position of authority actually exercise that authority? No, no, NO. We’re going to need to spread it around so that an entire bureaucracy is to blame, which means none of them individually are responsible.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Also, deport any foreign nationals, student or otherwise, who are suspended.

  20. Not Adahn

    I got a req approved to replace some night-shift lab techs that got sick of being night shift lab techs. If anyone knows of good candidates (non-tard, non-liar required, non-helpless preferred) let me know.

    • db

      That sounds pretty discriminatory

    • UnCivilServant

      (non-tard, non-liar required, non-helpless preferred)

      Well, that rules me out.

      • Not Adahn

        I would have thought the “night shift” would have ruled you out.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t know, never tried.

      • Not Adahn

        It really does suck. Good OT pay though.

      • AlexinCT

        Where is Pie to give us some candidates when you need some nocturnal types…

      • rhywun

        Rules me out, yikes. Too old for that shit again.

      • R C Dean

        Night shift has one advantage – the bosses aren’t around.

      • Not Adahn

        Which is where the non-helpless is important. The big downside to that is that it’s hard to make a good impression on the managers when it comes time for promotion.

    • Necron 99

      What geographical area are you in?

      My son got 95% through a bio-chem degree but quit. He already had a degree in mathematics and economics. Decided to peruse programming and taught himself a bunch of stuff and is currently WFH as a contract employee.

      • UnCivilServant

        Directly north of Albany New York.

        I don’t recommend the state, it’s full of awful people, many worse than me.

      • Necron 99

        New York and California are the two places he did not want to relocate to.

      • Sean

        Smart. Should add NJ there too.

      • Necron 99

        That’s a given.

      • Not Adahn

        The people here are fairly awful. The natural landscape is fantastic though.

      • rhywun

        It helps if you ignore the awful people. It’s not hard.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is when they keep banning or trying to ban everything.

        I want my plastic bags back, my gas engine, ny gas stove, and my guns, dammit!

      • rhywun

        Meh, all states are converging in that direction anyway.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s not the view I get from over here. New York and California are deranged outliers.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    A protest encampment has cropped up at the New School in Manhattan in solidarity with pro-Palestinian voices at Columbia. The institution on Sunday called the encampment “unauthorized,” but said it was planning on meeting with students to “resolve the situation.”

    Following a week of protests at Yale, some of its students established a 24-tent encampment in New Haven, Connecticut, in solidarity with Columbia’s protesters over the weekend.

    Where does this bizarre fascination with tent cities come from?

    • Not Adahn

      Camping is fun!

      • rhywun

        Many of them probably aspire to a life of urban camping so yeah.

      • R.J.

        Camping in the city is fun. You can go get coffee, still have a cell phone signal, go poop someplace clean and air conditioned. You can also sprint home in teb min

      • R.J.

        I hate this comment system sometimes.

      • The Last American Hero

        See if they are still there in November. Spring camping is more agreeable.

  22. Not Adahn

    Ceska Zbrojovka must be coming out with a Gen 2 P10. Classicfirearms.com was selling P-10Fs for $349. I resisted long enough for them to sell out.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    In other news… I watched “Death Proof” last night.

    If I didn’t want to break Quentin Tarantino’s kneecaps with a waffle faced framing hammer before, I do now. Holy shit, what a stupid movie. I kept watching, all the way to the end, foolishly waiting for something besides lame cliches and self-indulgent wanking. Women in their 20s(?) acting and talking like teenage boys. Ooh, so edgy. Fuck that retard and anybody who facilitates his cinematic atrocities.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He has some good ones and some self-indulgent tripe just like most of the greats.

    • Nephilium

      Tarantino admits that Death Proof is his worst movie. Keep in mind that it was released as only a half finished film, mixed in with fake trailers, noise, and Planet Terror. They later finished it up and released it as a stand alone after lots of requests by the fans.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be bad?

      • Common Tater

        It’s supposed to be grindhouse exploitation bad, but it’s still entertaining. I like Planet Terror better, even though Rodriguez doesn’t know how to finish a movie.

      • kinnath

        The first release of the Death Proof / Planet Terror combo was quite entertaining. The trailers for Machete were particularly fun. The resulting movie series is mixed bag of an experience.

        The subsequently released Death Proof movie and Planet Terror movie were a let down.

    • Grummun

      Tarantino’s greatest sin (and I know, it’s a long list) is his casting himself in all of his movies, like he’s fucking Hitchcock or something,

      • Fatty Bolger

        Agreed, dude is a terrible actor. Just awful.

      • AlexinCT

        You didn’t like his performance in this scene? It was erm… something something….

      • Fatty Bolger

        When I first watched it, I didn’t know what Tarantino looked like, so when that part of the movie came up I’m thinking “Who the hell is this guy, and how did he get cast for this role? He’s so bad he’s almost ruining a great movie!”

  24. The Late P Brooks

    non-helpless preferred

    You slay me.

    • Not Adahn

      We do have a meritocratic promotion and retention system in place, so there’s that.

      • Not Adahn

        Literally everyone in this org higher than a tech was a tech at some point and got promoted up. Except for one engineer.

      • db

        That’s the way to do it. One of my employers used to be the same way until an activist investor put some sleazy business types in charge. Then they set the company up to be sold. They still have lost the “engineers in the driver’s seat” quality, sadly.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Seen it happen too. Does provide plenty of popcorn opportunities.

      • juris imprudent

        NA‘s workplace dragged before EEOC commissars in 3, 2, 1…

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, we have made sufficient donations to “charities” that we could stay open during the coofpocolypse. We have a full time “Government Relations” department staffed by people who wear suits and ties (which our C-suite and legal departments do not).

  25. Common Tater

    “Director of the EEOC Philadelphia District Office, Jamie R. Williamson highlighted that April is “Second Chance Month,” and noted that the “EEOC is dedicated to making sure that individuals with criminal records are not unlawfully excluded from employment opportunities because of race.””

    No, they are being excluded from employment because of their criminal records.

    • UnCivilServant

      Seems to me that JR Williamson thinks that all visible minorities are criminals.

      • juris imprudent

        Does that fall within the soft bigotry of low expectations, or is that something a little harder?

      • UnCivilServant

        I suspect the this individual is an outright racist.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      This is all so stupid, I mean I won’t hire a convicted thief to be a cashier but to dig ditches sure…it all depends on the job and the conviction but throwing it out as an object of consideration is a recipe for disaster.

      • prolefeed

        You never hear anyone bringing up “disparate impact” to imply that the NFL or NBA are discriminating against white or female athletes … funny how there everyone is OK with a meritocracy.

      • UnCivilServant

        “So, you were convicted for attacking your former supervisor after he declined your time off request made at the last minute.”

        “Yeah, I was done wrong.”

        “We’ll let you know…”

      • Not Adahn

        A more interesting question — would you hire someone to dig ditches who had previously used a shovel to murder someone?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Murderers would be out for most jobs I’m afraid. No one wants to deal with someone who might ice you for putting a letter in their file or some other petty crap.

      • UnCivilServant

        Just because someone killed once doesn’t mean petty crap will set them off. Not everyone is their significant other having an affair with the neighbor, or said neighbor.

      • Timeloose

        How many hits did it take? What’s his shovel game like? Did he use said shovel to bury the body after? Just how much does this guy like to shovel? Was it a spade or flat shovel?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They gave some kind of stupid reason, the border between the freedom loving peoples and totalitarian shitholes so it’s our metaphorical border. I’m just not sure what side they’re talking up anymore though.

      • juris imprudent

        Z-man is showing his Democratic cred – banning opposition parties, curtailing free speech, and sucking up plenty of graft.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The amount of people who have no idea that the Z-man did all that stuns me.

        Don’t forget he also shut down the Russian Orthodox Church too.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Don’t worry, our ‘loan’ expressly prohibits monies going to the Neo-Nazi battalion and doesn’t have any auditing provisions so we are cool.

      • Drake

        Was thinking the same thing about the reprimanded Israeli unit yesterday, Israel could use the funds to print them all bonus checks (minus the kick-backs to our pols) and we’d never know.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That and they can use our money to pay for unit X and move X’s money over for Azov and they’d likely be living up to the agreement. It’s all a sham and they’re well aware.

    • rhywun

      I almost can’t even anymore.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Criminalizing homelessness

    The Supreme Court will consider Monday whether banning homeless people from sleeping outside when shelter space is lacking amounts to cruel and unusual punishment.

    ——-

    But hundreds of advocacy groups argue that allowing cities to punish people who need a place to sleep will criminalize homelessness and ultimately make the crisis worse as the cost of housing increases.

    People who advocate homelessness should be shot. I like how they blithely skip over the “where, specifically, are those people sleeping” part of the question.

    • The Last American Hero

      The homeless sleeping outside should be relocated to the front lawn of the judge that signed off the ban.

  27. Sensei

    “I wasn’t expecting that my labor would be going toward aiding a genocide, and that if I spoke up against that I would be instantly fired,” Ibraheem said. Google said that, unlike the contract it canceled in 2018, the Project Nimbus contract isn’t aimed at being used for weapons or intelligence work.

    So did when you “spoke up” did you do so in a professional email or did you request a meeting with appropriate people? Or did you plop yourself on the floor in the big boss’s office and refuse to leave? The article and you didn’t say.

    https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/workplace/company-bosses-draw-a-red-line-on-office-activists-bd11b7aa?st=pn9rnug2g3ma53t&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

  28. The Late P Brooks

    So did when you “spoke up” did you do so in a professional email or did you request a meeting with appropriate people?

    He was fired for his BELIEFS. Nobody should be fired for what they believe. And they certainly should never be forced to accept the consequences of their actions.

    • Sensei

      INSTANTLY!

    • Not Adahn

      If your momma won’t feed you/let you live with her, at least one of you two must be a particularly evil cunt.

      It’s not like she’s running low on campaign bux to funnel to people.

    • prolefeed

      A 21 year old woman upset that she is being forced to be thin? That’s a new one.

    • Shpip

      TV: Are you formally banned from campus?

      IH: The language isn’t “banned,” the language is I don’t “have swipe access.” For the Columbia students that were suspended, their language says that if you are found on campus you will receive more disciplinary action, but ours doesn’t say that. And also, in my email, it doesn’t explicitly say what else I have violated. […]

      I don’t know when I can go home, and I don’t know if I ever will be able to. I haven’t formally been evicted. I haven’t been sent a “move out” email, but they’ve just said that I can’t get in, whatever that means. I have like four shirts, two pairs of pants. Only Barnard students are evicted, and I think it’s pretty crazy.

      Oh, she can go home, all right. There are multiple flights from LaGuardia to Minneapolis daily. She can register now for classes at Mohamed Farrah Aidid Community College or wherever in time for summer.

      • The Last American Hero

        She probably could go crash with a brother husband like mom.

  29. Not Adahn

    NY banned cash bail for “non-violent” criminals.

    Punch someone? Non-violent.

    Do a drive-by? Nono-violent.

    Kill a baby? Non-violent.

    Assemble a gun? VIOLENT!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pCV0qCfw3s

    He’s facing more time for building a gun than he is if he had stolen it and used it to murder someone.

    • db

      Grrrrrr

    • prolefeed

      Was the issue that the gun was a machine gun?

      • Not Adahn

        Worse… a ghooooooost gun!

        Machine guns would be federal charges, these are state.

  30. Shpip

    “Watching American representatives pass out & wave Ukrainian flags in the United States House of Representatives chamber infuriated me,” Cammack wrote in a post on X. “As we speak, my team is drafting legislation that will prohibit the display of foreign nations’ flags on the House floor.”

    C’mon, Kat… it’s not like the Democrats are going to wave tiny American flags in the House. That would infuriate a large portion of their base.

    Still, when I heard of my congresscritter’s proposed action, this came to mind.

  31. robc

    Final Candidates update, but it shouldnt be.

    In the Nakamura-Gukesh match, Nakamura tried to force some sharp positions, but Gukesh professionally snuffed out the game, made it a boring slog that ended eventually in a draw. With that, Gukesh guaranteed himself, at worst, to be playing the winner of the Caruana-Nepo match in tiebreaker playoff today.

    Caruana had the match in hand, and in time pressure, played the wrong check, which blundered it from a dominant position to a dead draw. Nepo held the draw, eliminating both of them. Nepo has now played in 3 candidates tournies without losing a match. Not enough wins to hang with Gukesh though.

    Gukesh is the winner and will play Ding Liren later this year for the World Championship. Gukesh is not the youngest player in the history of the Candidates, but he is the youngest to win it. And if he defeats Ding, he will be the youngest world champion by about 5 years.

    He is 17, although he looks about 30 with his beard.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    A more interesting question — would you hire someone to dig ditches who had previously used a shovel to murder someone?

    Am I likely to find myself digging alongside him?

    • Not Adahn

      “Thank you for your interest in the Product Designer position at Macheteco Inc. I see here that you have previous experience in Rwanda…”

  33. The Other Kevin

    Good morning all!

    How’s that Dylan Mulvaney song going? Has it hit platinum yet?

    • Common Tater

      Mulvaney needs to rap battle Ben Shapiro.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Tarantino admits that Death Proof is his worst movie.

    They all suck, with the possible exception of Reservoir Dogs”.

    • Not Adahn

      They are fun, silly, self-consciously artsy movies. Like Guy Ritche or Robert Rodriguez flicks.

      • db

        Right. You have to understand that tarantino grew up immersed in kitschy exploitation films, and uses that framework to tell his stories.

      • UnCivilServant

        He really should have improved his technique beyond that. Or is he going for a Roger Corman award for schlock?

    • Fatty Bolger

      IMO they are all good, except possibly Death Proof, which I haven’t watched.

    • Nephilium

      True Romance is my favorite, but Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill are both perfectly fine works. I think Tarantino films run into the same problem as King’s books. No one is allowed to edit them down anymore and they drag on too long (to my tastes).

      • The Last American Hero

        I love me some kung-fu movies, and I found Kill Bill to be nearly unwatchable.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Too self-consciencely cliched for my tastes and not his best.

      • rhywun

        Reservoir Dogs for me. Pulp Fiction tolerable. Can do without any of the rest.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Looking at that WSJ article, I can’t help noticing those superior souls taking a principled courageous stand against genocide and totalitarianism seem to all be hiding their faces. You’re a regular Patrick Henry, aren’t you, you chickenshit cocksucker?

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Though he knew of a few co-workers who had quit because of their opposition to the $1.2 billion Israeli contract that Google shares with Amazon, called Project Nimbus, he said he opted to stay so he could protest the contract from within.

    Or, you know, google is the only place dumb enough to hire him.

    • Sensei

      They had to retain him so Meta couldn’t hire him.

      Perfectly lampooned in HBO’s Silicon Valley.

    • Common Tater

      “Same-sex couples disproportionately live in coastal regions and cities, which are more vulnerable to such disasters. They’re also more likely “to live in areas with poor infrastructure, worse-built environments.”

      Washington DC, which rates high for “climate risks” such as heat waves, floods, and “dangerously strong winds,” has the greatest proportion of gay couples in the U.S.

      San Francisco ranks second, and also faces a high climate change risk. According to KQED report, the city’s Leather & LGBTQ Cultural District flooded 22 years ago, “swamping” the entire area. The closest supermarket, Rainbow Grocery, also got flooded.”

      OFFS!

    • rhywun

      That is literally the stupidest thing I will read today.

      I hope.

  37. robc

    EPL relegation update, with 4/5 matches to go (7 if you are Chelsea).

    Mathematically Safe (38+ pts): Top 13
    Reasonably Safe (34-37): Crystal Palace (36/5 matches), Brentford(34/4)
    Safe for Now (32-33): None
    Danger Zone, currently safe (26-31): Everton (30/5), Nottingham Forest (26/4)
    Danger Zone, currently to be relegated (19-25): Luton Town (25/4), Burnley (23/4)
    Toast (11-18): Sheffield United (16/5)
    Relegated (10-): None

    Not much change. Reasonably Safe, Safe for Now, and Toast are about to go away as categories, so I split Danger Zone in half, those who survive if season ended today, and those who would go down. Added pts in each range, pts for each team and games left for each team.

    Midweek games of note on Wednesday:
    Liverpool @ Everton
    Sheffield United @ Manchester United
    Newcastle United @ Crystal Palace

    That gets all the relegation zone teams with 5 games left back to 4 with the rest of the field. Palace can get mathematically safe with a win.

    • rhywun

      Worried about Forest but yeah, lots of suck at the bottom still.

      • robc

        Forest should be worried, but not sure Luton has another pt in them. Burnley is making a run to make it scarier.

      • robc

        Without point deductions, Everton would be mathematically safe and Forest would have some breathing room. And of course, those rules are magically going to go away before they get around to the Chelsea and Man City cases.

      • rhywun

        Chelsea too? Perfect. Always hated them.

      • robc

        For some reason, I thought you were a Chelsea fan. Who am I confusing you with?

      • SDF-7

        Hillary?

      • rhywun

        Liverpool and Forest are the two I support. Am also supportive of Newcastle.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Forest play Burnley and Sheffield still, so they are in control.

      • rhywun

        🙂

    • Certified Public Asshat

      FA Cup recap: Coventry were hosed on a bad offsides call

      • robc

        Coventry needed to make their PKs.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Co-workers with “divergent” political views never made me feel unsafe. Superior and disdainful, but not unsafe.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    They are fun, silly, self-consciously artsy movies. Like Guy Ritche or Robert Rodriguez flicks.

    I’m pretty sure Guy Ritchie never made a movie intended specifically as a giant “fuck you” insult to his audience’s intelligence. Taratino has made a career out of it.

    • rhywun

      Robert Rodriguez

      Four Rooms is so awful it’s good.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Bizarre conspiracy theories

    Even before Trump’s daily outside-the-courtroom rants to the camera, Americans were polarized over his situation. The idea that he’s a victim of political persecution enjoys far greater acceptance outside elite political and media circles on the coasts and in the cities – even if it is not supported by the facts. In nine years on the political stage, Trump has tapped into and worsened widespread mistrust of the country’s institutions among many voters, so it’s less of a leap for him to portray this case as corrupt.

    How do we squelch this inexplicable deterioration of trust in our most sacred institutions? Obviously, those who spread such insidious unsubstantiated allegations must be rooted out and punished. January 6 was merely the tip of the iceberg of insurrectionist treason.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    “Same-sex couples disproportionately live in coastal regions and cities, which are more vulnerable to such disasters. They’re also more likely “to live in areas with poor infrastructure, worse-built environments.”

    Washington DC, which rates high for “climate risks” such as heat waves, floods, and “dangerously strong winds,” has the greatest proportion of gay couples in the U.S.

    Homos are stupid. Gotcha.

  42. AlexinCT

    What conclusion should I be making when we keep finding out things like this involving people that peddle some real head scratching things that make you wonder if the end goal was/is decriminalization of sex with minors?

    • Not Adahn

      It would not surprise me to find that people who like abusing power continue that principle in their sex lives.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m 50/50 on these stories. It wouldn’t take much for a three-letter to plant evidence on a laptop, and I’m sure they’ve done it plenty of times. But this person seems to have been out of the public eye for a while, so probably true?

  43. Not Adahn

    Since it’s Earth Week(tm) the cafeteria had “meatless monday”. The special — chickpea burger with celeriac bacon.

      • Not Adahn

        I will admit that there was a fancy bar in MTL that had “carrot bacon” that was crunchy, salty, smoky and savory.

    • AlexinCT

      So an assburger?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s called “autism spectrum” these days.

  44. Common Tater

    “My ex shaved his head and pretended to have cancer — to cheat with another woman

    Australian porn star Hayley Davies claimed her ex pretended to have cancer so he could cheat on her — and even shaved his head to enhance the deception.

    “My ex lied about having cancer so he could have a whole other girlfriend and multiple side girlfriends,” she recounted during a recent episode of the adult entertainment interview podcast “Holly Randal Unfiltered,” hosted by US-based erotic photographer and director Randal…

    As it turned out, the huckster was using the disease as a ruse so he could “see his other girlfriend,” who reportedly had been none the wiser about his fabricated condition.

    “She had no idea he had ‘cancer,’” Davies said. “They had been together longer, and she was actually the main one – the one that had met the family and all that.””

    https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/lifestyle/my-ex-shaved-his-head-and-pretended-to-have-cancer-to-cheat-with-another-woman/

    Sounds like they were both cheating.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    While most of the pretrial focus has been on a possible conviction, an acquittal of the presumptive GOP nominee could also have unpredictable political consequences in a race that a new CNN Poll of Polls on Sunday showed as a virtual dead heat between the previous president and the current one. But Noem rehearsed a political argument that Trump and his associates will be seeking to land as the trial goes ahead. “I’m walking around this state and talking to people, talking to people across the country, they don’t even know which trial this is,” Noem said. “What they really care about is that they’re trying to figure out how to pay their gas bills. They’re trying to figure out how to pay their electricity and put food on the table for their kids.”

    The South Dakota governor’s downplaying of the allegations against Trump also ignores the extraordinary historic reality of an ex-president facing multiple criminal trials. But the deeply consequential political and personal stakes for the former president will become even clearer when the first trial begins for real on Monday.

    This trial is The Most Important Thing Ever. Nothing else matters. Nothing, I tell you.

  46. Common Tater

    “Outrage as trans middle school athlete wins girls’ shot put event by more than 3 feet

    Becky Pepper-Jackson, 13, took first place at the Harrison County Championships track meet last Thursday with a 32-foot throw, records show.

    The eighth-grader, who takes puberty blocking medication and estrogen hormone therapy, has identified as a girl since elementary school.

    The ruling Tuesday from the 4th US Circuit Court of Appeals blocked a West Virginia law banning transgender girls from playing on girls’ sports teams, which was signed into law by Republican Gov. Jim Justice in 2021.

    The court ruled the law couldn’t lawfully be applied to the eighth grader.”

    https://nypost.com/2024/04/22/us-news/trans-middle-school-athlete-wins-girls-shot-put-event-by-more-than-3ft/

    Another big bowl of wrong.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Judge Toby Heytens wrote that offering her a “choice” between not participating in sports and participating only on boys teams “is no real choice at all.”

      A great legal mind.

      • UnCivilServant

        Let me guess, Toby got bullied by Jocks in middle school.

      • Common Tater

        Also the idiotic choice to transition at 13.

      • EvilSheldon

        The idea that this is even a legal question, really shows how our brains have degenerated over the years…

  47. The Late P Brooks

    has identified as a girl since elementary school.

    It’s a “girl” who wants to be a shot putter.

    Cut it the fuck out.