Thursday Morning Links – Not Sloopy or Banjos!

by | May 1, 2025 | Daily Links | 311 comments

Who am I? Why am I here!? Why am I making reference to a Vice-Presidential debate that occurred last century!? Sloopy and Banjos are off auctioning things. I hope Sloopy got his mustache to trustworthy proportions. Only thing worse than a slow talking auctioneer is one with a sad mustache. How the hell are y’all. I’m going to make it a point to get back here more now that I’ve survived the adoption of my software product.

Did the Normies just discover that NFTs are just bits on a server somewhere?

And just like that, we were always in favor of a good peace for Ukraine. Also, holy shit. I think this is the first time I’ve been on NR in a decade. Long, long way from The Corner circa 2003.

Some see influencers, I just see Italian bros from back in the day.

How does T. Rex leather compare to Corinthian leather? Short version, without Ricardo, its not as sexy.

Looking back, I think this contributed to my (liber)contrarian attitude.

And, as the person who nominally writes the checks to pay the server bill, always remember you can give on Zelle at squirrelchow@glibertarians.com. We want your beer money, not your rent money (unless the rent money is the lesser amount).

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

311 Comments

  1. Rat on a train

    Did the Normies just discover that NFTs are just bits on a server somewhere?
    They are links to bits on a server.

    • Nephilium

      Where are your NFTs? They’re in Microsoft’s servers over there! And they’re in Amazon’s servers over there! Don’t you see, your NFTs are all around you!

  2. UnCivilServant

    Did the Normies just discover that NFTs are just bits on a server somewhere?

    And that’s different from bank accounts how?

    • Rat on a train

      Money is actually useful?

      • UnCivilServant

        But are those bits in the bank server money?

        Have a bank run and see what happens.

      • Rat on a train

        The NCUA covers what the CU doesn’t have?

      • UnCivilServant

        😃😄😂🤣

        Wait, you’re serious?

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. SDF-7

    Who am I? Why am I here!?

    Forget the questions someone give Brett another beer?

    Mornin’ Brett… hope life is treating you well and your kids are having fun wrasslin’ gators and whatnot.

    Why am I making reference to a Vice-Presidential debate that occurred last century!?

    Because you’re reminding those of us who were at Tech for that debate of those fun times? 😉

    • Nephilium

      Alright, for Brett.

  4. UnCivilServant

    companies also claim the new material will be “engineered using T. rex DNA”, which scientists have yet to extract from any dinosaur fossil.

    Even within the most well-preserved specimens, DNA doesn’t seem to survive much more than a million years or so before it becomes too fragmented and degraded to be sequenced.

    The oldest DNA fragments on record, extracted from Siberian mammoth molars, are around 1.6 million years old. T. rex went extinct 66 million years ago, so there’s no hope of ever recovering its DNA.

    🤔

    • WTF

      They will just edit genes of crocodilians to create “T-Rex-like characteristics” and then sell the leather for ridiculous prices to people with more money than sense.

      • SDF-7

        Or mix in ostriches for oversized T-rex style birds…. they could call them Rocs or something… might cause farmgirls to become orphans though.

      • Sean

        Sexy orphans…

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        SDF thinks this product will ROC their world!

    • SDF-7

      Sean might have an answer for that. He’ll just need to take a Deep Breath.

    • Suthenboy

      What is the point? We already have plenty of reptilian and avian leathers.

      • WTF

        T-Rex leather would be much more expensive.

      • Pope Jimbo

        T-Rex leather would be perfect for boots you can wear as you T-Rek across the prairie.

      • Suthenboy

        What about for gamboling?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Suthen:

        You want Vegas leather boots for that.

      • NoDakMat

        You need T. Rex to Bang a Gong properly.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I want to see a fight between a T. Rex and a pack of Dire Wolves.

      • Common Tater

        Best we can do is CGI.

  5. SDF-7

    And just like that, we were always in favor of a good peace for Ukraine.

    Getting hopefully something back (outside the Swamp) for all the money thrown at it? Okay.

    Getting locked into “security” for a country run by corrupt and/or idiots right next to Russia who historically has invaded a lot and regards them at the least in their sphere of influence and at worst as their land? What a fucking future mess.

    I would very much have favored simply cutting all ties to the mess (including NATO as everyone here knows I favor) and saying “Your problem, Europe. Fuck off.” Ah well.

    • Rat on a train

      No tripwires. Trade with Ukraine. Let them buy arms and munitions. Take the loss on previous grifts.

      • SDF-7

        This is the way. (Which is why, of course, we’re not doing it… “We’re the USG and we’ll do the right thing after exhausting all other options!”)

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Do they have NFTs?

    • Suthenboy

      I would really like to see an end to that horror but I dont see anything good coming out of our entanglement.

    • Pope Jimbo

      What is to keep the Russians from saying “don’t worry, we’ll sign the same agreement. Your mineral rights will stay the same”?

      Is it still a tripwire?

      Or did we just swindle a bunch of valuable minerals out of a country?

      • R C Dean

        It’s a tripwire – there is reportedly some kind of security guarantee attached to it.

        Which makes it a bad deal, IMO.

    • The Last American Hero

      We have no business there. But if we are going to piss away treasure, help men get tossed into a meatgrinder, and flirt with WWIII, we might as well get something in return.

      • Urthona

        Yeah I am raising an eyebrow skeptically.

  6. rhywun

    influencers

    Just, no.

    • Suthenboy

      Influencer….right up there with govt bureaucrat as fake jobs go. At least influencers dont hamper the production of wealth.
      The influencers I like are the ones less than 30 years old.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Influencers are just the new pitchmen. Remember Slap-Chop?

      Same thing.

      • Common Tater

        Wasn’t that guy arrested for biting a hooker’s face?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He looked as if he’d bitten his own face, or at least a wasp.

      • rhywun

        She didn’t love his nuts, I guess.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Influenzas.

  7. Nephilium

    Well, I buy beer, but I don’t pay rent. So… I guess rent money is less in that case!

    • Rat on a train

      I can’t afford to buy beer so I rent.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        No one truly owns beer, it longs to be free!

      • UnCivilServant

        There is no such thing as free beer.

        Hope you enjoy your new life in the Royal Navy.

      • Jarflax

        I am sure he is impressed by your wit.

  8. SDF-7

    We want your beer money, not your rent money (unless the rent money is the lesser amount).

    For our retirees with paid off mortgages… I sure hope it is. But still made me laugh, Brett.

  9. Rufus the Monocled

    Hey. You’re not Sloopy or Banjo!

    Also. Canada still isn’t a 51st state. I’m not impressed with you Yanks and Confederates. Now we watch the country slowly disintegrate.

    • Sean

      You’ll be lucky if it’s “slowly”.

      Sorry.

    • Rat on a train

      We’ve changed our mind. Canada will be a territory instead of a state.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        We sure don’t want them voting here.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s not like I crossed the border and voted to destroy canada.

    • Sensei

      You get be like most of the left here and blame your election results on Trump too!

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Ain’t that something?

      “Everything in the Trump, nothing outside the Trump, nothing against the Trump.’

      Canadians are hands down the easiest people to mislead and propagandize. Extremely passive aggressive and thin skinned. One too many elbows to the head.

      • Nephilium

        I’m just entertained that the Canadian battle cry sounds like a line from a 90’s ska song.

      • slumbrew

        “We’ll show Trump! We’ll *checks wristband* vote to go full commie!”

      • Jarflax

        Now, now, it won’t be full commie. It will be Islamic Socialism. It’s like full commie, but with mandatory prayer, and extra helpings of rape.

      • R C Dean

        I hope the real Canadians stocked up on lube for the continuing “fundamental transformation” of their country. Demographics is destiny. The WEF won in Canada, and its open borders and colonization by/assimilation into shitholeistan will continue.

      • The Last American Hero

        I thought for sure they would vote to join China just to poke the US in the eye.

  10. Pope Jimbo

    Well, how bout some sportz linx since Sloopy ain’t available?

    • Grummun

      over/under on broken hips?

    • Fourscore

      I’m practicing..at night….several times…

  11. Grummun

    among C-tier celebrities, budding criminals, and Ubisoft

    legit LOL

    • Ownbestenemy

      Good to know the ill-side of John Adam’s spirit is alive and well.

      Under the substitute, the bill now technically applies only to individuals or entities who fall into one of three categories:

      Gotta love legislation that can be read as ‘technically applies’

      * Those who spend more than $100 on political advertising during a reporting period (excluding basic tech costs);

      So uh…everything. I am sure the State will find that “well that computer you utilized is more than $100”

      “All you have to do is disclose it,” said Phelan.

      *clears throat* SUCK MY BALLS, MR. PHELAN

      • R.J.

        SUCK MY BALLS, MR. PHELAN shall now go on the bottom of every meme.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Preferably in his voice using AI-generated voice cloning.

    • Rat on a train

      Does it prohibit out-of-state memes?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well, nothing is prohibited per se…

      • Sensei

        It’s part of the TX Constitution’s Commerce clause.

    • Common Tater

      “Ultimately, the legislation was approved in a 102-40 vote.”

      That’s a high percentage of retards.

      • R C Dean

        Texas has always had high rankings when it comes to stupid and/or corrupt legislators.

      • R.J.

        Somebody needs to tell the Texas house that you never go full retard.

      • Fourscore

        I’ll see your “Phelans” and raise you a “Walz”

        These people make meme artists’ lives a lot easier

    • R C Dean

      And as far as Dade Phelan goes, I would respect anyone who took the position “I will oppose anything that Phelan proposes or supports”.

    • Suthenboy

      So, Texas is going to outlaw politicians criticizing each other in political campaigns? Oh, wait. They mean your speech, not theirs. I get it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No no no Suthen, you just have to disclose it. Publius be damned.

    • UnCivilServant

      We already knew she was unfit for office (any office) from her confirmation hearing.

    • Suthenboy

      Ketanji is the Sam Briton/Rachel Levine of the SCOTUS. All of Biden’s /Obama’s picks were in-your-face fuck you’s to the american people. She should be on the court the way I should be piloting the space shuttle.

      • Ozymandias

        Is it a badge of honor if I’ve been on the wrong end of a KBJ decision when she was a district court judge?

      • UnCivilServant

        Did you get it overturned on appeal?

      • Sensei

        Ozy – Absolutely!

    • R C Dean

      I expect the denunciation any day now of Ketanji by the teachers’ unions for equating their members with a poster stuck to a wall.

      • UnCivilServant

        I expect the poster hangers to complain at the unfair comparison to teachers, as they do less harm.

    • Grummun

      You could just homeschool your kids if you don’t like it

      Of course you’ll still be paying taxes to pay for the schools you can’t morally countenance.

    • Rat on a train

      Are we supposed to stop burning Teslas?

      • UnCivilServant

        Of course you are, you have any idea how much toxic shit is released into the environment when you burn one of those things?

    • UnCivilServant

      Just in time for the EV market crash to catch up to them. Just handing Musk another win “The company did great until they kicked me out”

      • Sensei

        True enough, although he still has significant wealth tied up there.

      • Sensei

        I can almost guarantee that several board members had “informal” or hypothetical discussions with some search firms and one or more of the firms leaked it to the WSJ.

        The result is this tempest in a teapot.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That submarine just screams bad porno “America’s dick is coming for you!”

      • Sensei

        Reminds me of Team America.

    • Jarflax

      John Warner was always a huge cock.

    • The Other Kevin

      GOP gonna GOP. Apparently my surprised face is still at the dry cleaner’s.

  12. Ownbestenemy

    Waiting on one more of our boys to fly out today. He is nervous, always a nervous flyer. I think first time navigating an airport alone too. Meh, I took the train from San Fran to LA by myself with connecting bus rides when I was 12. I am sure he can figure this out.

    • Rat on a train

      Which airport matters. Navigating Long Beach Airport (especially before the expansion) is much easier than LAX.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh agreed. Vegas. Its straightforward, doesn’t need to take tram or anything, just a straight walk to the gate and he knows who to talk to for help and who not to talk to for help *looks at TSA*

      • Rat on a train

        During my travels, the people at Narita were the most helpful. Dulles were the least.

      • DrOtto

        Watched a security guard pull a line cutter out at Dulles. That was a breath of fresh air. Other than that, Dulles felt like a Greyhound depot.

    • The Other Kevin

      It will be fine. My youngest always relied on me to take care of things for her, but since she got married and moved she’s been thrown in the deep end of being an adult. That includes driving to the airport, parking, and flying by herself. She still overshares on our group chat when she’s traveling (“I’m parking now”, “Walking to the terminal”, “Boarding the plane”) but she has surprised me with how well she’s doing. She has a good friend that lives by her, but with her husband out to sea most of the time she’s had to do a lot on her own.

      • Ownbestenemy

        His words “oh this was easy”

        Ya bud, its pretty paint by numbers

      • The Other Kevin

        A large percentage of our society are idiots, and if they can navigate an airport, smart and capable people like our kids should be fine. It’s just scary when you do something like that on your own the first time.

        Personally, I have flow by myself a time or two, and it’s just really nice to not have to worry about another person. Especially if you only have a carry-on and can bypass the luggage claim.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    Once again, bike riders end up being their own worse enemy.

    A local story about a feud between mountain bike riders, e-bike riders and “e-moto” riders on local park trails. This story is filled with catty quotes from the various bike riders about how e-moto riders are dangerous and need to be arrested. However, there doesn’t seem to be any facts supporting that.

    “[E-motos] are not necessarily damaging the trail surface, but they are heavier and faster and their presence on trails can be intimidating for other users,” Tufty added. “It’s more about how they move and interact. If there happened to be a collision, it would be ugly.”
     
    Wade Miller, who manages the DNR’s state trails, said the agency has heard from trail users about e-moto riders, among other criticism, but hasn’t seen evidence that suggests there are more mishaps involving e-bikes.
     
    “People complain about the speed and size of e-bikes,” Miller added, “but the data doesn’t suggest there is a problem.

    * e-moto are souped up e-bikes that have a throttle and can go real fast. Go figure the journalo didn’t do a great job defining them.

    • UnCivilServant

      All wheeled conveyances should be banned from the trails for the sake of protecting the trails from erosion.

      • Ted S.

        The mountain bikers are the ones who put the trails in here and help maintain them.

      • UnCivilServant

        How dare they! That space should be weedily overgrown!

    • Sensei

      E-bikes with the governors removed in NYC are an absolute menace. They go faster than the cars do because of traffic and they ride in the bike lanes and the road.

    • Nephilium

      Differences in speeds and someone going much faster than expected can cause problems on trails, especially with limited visibility, sharp turns, and trail conditions (ruts, roots, holes, gravel, etc.). I don’t ride my road bike on mixed use trails (unless someone’s borrowing my hybrid and I’m letting them set the pace) for just that reason.

      • EvilSheldon

        True on roads, too.

      • Nephilium

        EvilSheldon:

        Yep. Scariest time I was ever biking was when I was going along a new route and found myself on a two lane road with a 50 MPH speed limit and rolling hills. While technically, I was well within my legal rights to be there, and getting hit would likely have been the driver of the car at fault, I would much rather be alive instead of my heirs having a big payout.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      E-bikes are just electric motorcycles. If you think of them in any capacity as that, any regulations make much more sense.

  14. Common Tater

    “Sheryl Crow has revealed that an armed man had “barged onto her property” after she posted a now-viral video of her selling her Tesla in protest of Elon Musk.

    The “If It Makes You Happy” hitmaker, 63, shared a clip on social media in which she happily waved goodbye to her electric car in February as it was towed away from her Nashville, Tenn., home.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/sheryl-crow-says-armed-man-broke-into-her-property-after-sold-her-tesla-in-protest-of-elon-musk/

    You reported this armed man to the cops? Also, that doesn’t look like February.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Celebrities are well past their BB date.

      I don’t know. I was never one for celebrity culture and always saw them as over grown sixth graders but now they’re just sad. The gloss is now mat. It’s something to see. I like it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I lay odds that it was someone being neighborly who didn’t realize she was insanely hoplophobic and just carried like normal.

      • WTF

        It wouldn’t surprise me. After reading the article it seems she really is a narcissistic idiot.

    • rhywun

      The left’s turn-on-a-dime from hero to zero regarding Elon Hitler is sure something to behold.

      It’s almost like some people just don’t have any principles at all.

    • UnCivilServant

      Purportedly, when his lab ran out of money, he locked the doors and left the animals to starve.

      • UnCivilServant

        Today I learned that they did not all die.

        I am somewhat consoled.

    • R.J.

      Sounds like a hell of an orgy from the headlines.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        The bitches were kind of ruff.

    • Suthenboy

      I think I remember a huge publicity effort to adopt out those beagles and it was largely successful.

    • R C Dean

      His excuse is utter bullshit, of course:

      “It was the bank’s job to take care of the dogs once we filed bankruptcy.”

      That’s not even on the same planet as how bankruptcy actually works.

      • WTF

        What a piece of shit.

      • Sensei

        In something near and dear to you I’m picturing a hospital system filing a bankruptcy petition and leaving the patients with no care because it’s now the responsibility of the credit committee.

        Let’s see how that plays with public.

      • Ownbestenemy

        What do you expect from someone with no understanding of the concept of personal responsibility?

        Even in his failure, he expects someone else to take care of his issues

      • R.J.

        In other words, a perfect politician.

    • B.P.

      “The alleged impeachable actions include the deportation of alleged gangbanger Kilmar Abrego Garcia, as well as “unlawful” cuts carried out by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency.”

      Yeah, okay.

  15. Timeloose

    “Looking back, I think this contributed to my (liber)contrarian attitude.”

    I really like Megadeth some times and other times Dave makes me laugh when he does his serious or “tough” voice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs

    • Rat on a train

      They’re super cereus.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The world and everything in it will kill you /News at 11

  16. UnCivilServant

    Anyone have experience growing radishes in containers? With my pepper plant almost big enough to move into its permanant home, I thought about what else I could grow in the limited space I had. Radishes came to mind as small enough.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I believe they grow well in containers.

    • Fourscore

      You never know until you try.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Anyone have experience growing radishes in containers?

      Beets me.

      • UnCivilServant

        You aren’t even going to try to find the root of the issue?

    • Sean

      Cherry tomatoes?

      • UnCivilServant

        My tomato intake isn’t that high these days, and I can pickle the radishes to spread out their consumption.

  17. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. I don’t get it. Why do the journalos insist on writing columns that they think will roast Trump and the MAGA folx, when all it does is pretty much prove that Trump is right about govt fraud and waste?

    Minnesoda’s local columnist who covers the “Rubes in the Sticks” beat has the latest example. She uses a lot of quotes from well known intellectual John Oliver in her column, but also lists these things that will no longer be paid for.

    The Minnesota Department of Health is still trying to tally the damage, but staffers estimate that 180 community groups across the state just lost access to federal funding.
     
    Those federal funds, MDH says, were supposed to be heading to northern Minnesota to bolster a small team that was working to encourage MMR vaccination in three counties with the lowest vaccination rates in the state.
     
    Those funds were supposed to be heading to a senior ride program in St. Cloud, launched after three elderly residents were hit by cars while out walking.
     
    The cuts will hit community programs that trained trusted voices in the community — including barbers and hair stylists — to do public health outreach, offering information about everything from suicide prevention to upcoming vaccination clinics to tips on navigating the state’s health insurance website.
     
    The Health Department used to operate a hotline to field calls from the public in search of information and resources. Since 2020, the hotline fielded more than 400,000 calls and too many emails to count. The hotline team also researched long COVID, investigated reports of whooping cough and chicken pox and shared information about everything from bird flu to vaccinations in multiple languages.
     
    The hotline has shut down.

    • Pope Jimbo

      One of the main points the journalo made was that the cuts would destroy a team of Minnesoda health experts that tracked outbreaks of diarrhea due to food contamination.

      Never forget that Minnesota is the namesake for an entire strain of explosive, watery diarrhea that lasts for months and resists treatment by antibiotics. Look up “Brainerd diarrhea” and then thank your local epidemiologist for their eternal vigilance against Brainerd diarrhea.

      I would suggest that if you have to “look it up” that the threat isn’t that great. I live in Sunny Minnesoda and have never heard of Brainerd diarrhea. Not sure I’m all that worried that a group of govt drones aren’t still gainfully employed compiling a spreadsheet that no one reads about people getting the runs.

      • Fourscore

        ” I live in Sunny Minnesoda and have never heard of Brainerd diarrhea”

        Other than the local politicians, I’m totally unfamiliar with the expression

    • Nephilium

      Somewhat related:

      Democrats Sound an Urgent Warning: Trump Is Behaving Responsibly

      Facing that sea of red ink, Democrats have just released a detailed tracker that shows how much money the Trump administration has refused to spend, leaving it in the Treasury. Literally, HUGE WARNING: DONALD TRUMP ISN’T GIVING AWAY HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, THIS IS A CRISIS. I can’t imagine how we ended up with $37 trillion in federal debt.

    • Rat on a train

      Jobs Minnies are unwilling to do.

  18. Certified Public Asshat

    MAGAs were just saying MS-13 was on the picture for demonstration purposes. Here’s Trump clearly and adamantly saying the picture was real. Do you all ever get tired of looking like morons for the sake of defending this man? It’s genuinely pathetic. pic.twitter.com/UlmcyhCMRE— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) April 30, 2025

    Is this the new very fine people hoax?

    • Sensei

      Honestly I’ve never cared to research this. Was the picture actually doctored or are we just disputing if the actual tattoo is MS-13?

      Naturally regardless Trump and the press are going double down regardless of the actual truth. With MSM the last thing they want is people focusing on just how bad the guy is.

      • Jarflax

        In one picture they photoshopped in the letters and numerals above the symbols standing for those letters and numerals in the actual tattoo.

      • Sensei

        So like “subtitles” (although in this case they were above his fingers) or did they try to overlay them on top his tattoo?

      • Jarflax

        They were on the fingers, above the symbols

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Basically the argument from the left isn’t whether or not the symbols represent MS-13 (with some I cannot even tell if they concede the symbols are actually tattooed), but instead they think the relevant argument is that Trump believes this guy had the symbols + MS-13 explicitly tattooed on his hand. Trump seems to understand the dishonesty and has leaned into the troll.

      • R C Dean

        I’m pretty sure his knuckles are actually tattooed. Whether the tats are really MS-13 (I don’t think they spell out “MS-13”), I couldn’t say.

        Everyone seems to be forgetting that two separate judges, after two separate hearings, determined, yeah, he’s cartel. The only issue is that the withhold order saying “He’s cartel, so don’t send him to El Salvador” wasn’t lifted before he was sent to El Salvador. Essentially, the pro-cartelists are demanding that he come back to the US so we can lift the order and send him back to El Salvador. I don’t even know if the “due process” for lifting the order requires that he be here in person.

      • Sensei

        Thanks!

      • UnCivilServant

        Essentially, the pro-cartelists are demanding that he come back to the US so we can lift the order and send him back to El Salvador. I don’t even know if the “due process” for lifting the order requires that he be here in person.

        The problem is, even if the order is lifted, he is a Salvadorian citizen, we can’t force El Salvador to send him here outside of extradition treaties for criminal prosecutions. And if he is a criminal being prosecuted, there isn’t really a ground for lifting the removal order.

      • The Last American Hero

        What if we had a Trump appointed US immigration judge meet him and the El Salvadoran law enforcement escort at Gitmo, hold a 5 minute hearing, and signing the paperwork?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I don’t know if the tattoos mean MS13. They are a bit like a Rorschach test. It’s plausible, but you could probably show any kind of tattoo and create a link to MS13. Show me the tattoo and I’ll show you the gang. That said, there is plenty of other evidence that the guy is MS13.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Regardless, bad tattoos are grounds for deportation.

  19. Certified Public Asshat

    Everyone knows Richard Hanania is retarded right?

    The analogy to step-parents is correct. If trans women aren't women, step parents and adopted parents aren't parents. This explains how those who insist on a biological definition of "woman" don't apply their principles consistently. https://t.co/HoQlmYxboh— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) April 29, 2025

    • UnCivilServant

      I never heard of that person, so I was unaware of that detail/

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He had a brief period as some right wing thinker but I’ve never been able to figure when exactly he ever had anything interesting to say.

    • Jarflax

      Yes, we know, hence the additional descriptor step.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wot?

    • Suthenboy

      Parents / Step-Parents. See, we have two different designations because we acknowledge that they are different things.

      Yes, Richard Hanania is retarded.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah but sometimes step-parents TRANSform into just parents.

        *boom goes the dynamite*

    • R C Dean

      At a slightly more abstract level, Dick (can I call you Dick), “woman” describes the person herself, the biological entity, if you will. “Parent” and “step-parent” describe a person’s relationship to someone else. Relationships are more mutable and varied than biological entities are.

      • Grumbletarian

        They are also entirely gender neutral terms. He’s not saying fathers and stepmothers are considered the same.

    • Nephilium

      Dick left out Godparents? That seems a much easier one to hammer on.

      Of course, he probably doesn’t believe in Godparents.

  20. ron73440

    violent_k on April 30, 2025 at 11:37 am

    OT: Ron, My son has a 9-5 Aero Wagon 5MT for sale. If you’re interested send me an email and I’ll reply with the link to the listing.

    I might be interested, I love those cars.

    My email is ronhatsu at yahoo.

    • Sensei

      I like it! It works neatly in Katakana.

      ロンハツ

    • Ted S.

      Married to a woman named Di?

      • Sensei

        For our language pedant – “dai”. Reads in English like the name “Di”, however.

      • ron73440

        Married to a woman named Di?

        ?qué?

      • Ted S.

        Sensei is right.

      • ron73440

        My wife made this email for me when I was in Afghanistan and her name is Hatsumi.

    • violent_k

      Email sent.

      • ron73440

        I really like that one.

        It is 8 hours away from me and I have things planned for the next 3 weekends.

        I will text him and let him know if it’s still available on the 24th I might come up.

        Thanks.

    • UnCivilServant

      YouTube Short? Bad Jimbo! Bad! No sunshine for you.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Granted it was a twist from the usual format.

      • UnCivilServant

        YouTube Shorts are everything bad about TikTok grafted on to everything bad about YouTube. They are unwatchable.

    • slumbrew

      Hilariously cruel to mom

  21. Common Tater

    “Weldekeal-Araya’s attorney, Bristol Myers, initially filed a motion demanding his client’s immediate release or a drastic bond reduction to just $7—one dollar per charge, CBS Austin reported.

    Myers claims there’s no longer probable cause to justify the charges, pointing to newly submitted lab results that allegedly show no traces of drugs or alcohol in Weldekeal-Araya’s system.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/05/outrage-travis-county-judge-slashes-bond-1-2/

    Bristol Myers?

    • slumbrew

      What were her(?) parents thinking?

      • slumbrew

        She really needs to meet and marry a guy with the last name of Squibb.

      • Sensei

        She was just a Squibb when they named her.

    • Jarflax

      He wanted to go to Hogwarts, but he didn’t have enough magic.

    • R C Dean

      Canada has been successfully skinsuited by the WEFfers. The recent elections were merely the final confirmation.

    • Nephilium

      That’ll show Trump!

    • Rat on a train

      He can go fuck himself.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The ultimate in “Have your cock and eat it too”?

    • EvilSheldon

      “The surgery is currently only available in Texas…”

      All I can manage is a confused expression.

    • R C Dean

      My God, man. Don’t you realize that the GDP shrunk by $23BB last quarter? Another quarter like that, and its cannibal rape gangs roaming the streets!

      • Sensei

        On further reading something like negative 5% of of the measure was net imports. Lots of companies buying before they came into effect.

        So one interesting thing to see is how much that slows imports in Q2 and boosts GDP. That would make Q3 more interesting in my book as we can see closer to what a steady state looks like if OMB ever settles down and creates an actual tariff framework.

      • R C Dean

        If that’s your fetish, sure, why not?

      • Grummun

        cannibal rape gangs

        What’s the order of operations there?

      • Jarflax

        Simultaneous. You get the Marv Albert treatment

      • R C Dean

        Like “extra large pants” (a term I am sure many of us are familiar with), both the adjectives jointly describe the noun.

    • Sensei

      It’s the futures. S&P is up 1% after being down something like 1.5% yesterday. Futures are a weathervane at best.

      • The Last American Hero

        We were told worst quarter since the Great Depression. Then virtually all of it bounced back, with no fanfare.

      • Jarflax

        Over the long haul the market will give accurate information about values and hence economic growth by averaging out countless individual whims into a trendline that reflects the whole. So of course, everyone carefully focuses on every split second up or down tick to support their chosen political position.

      • Jarflax

        I am assured by my day trading acquaintances and many many emails trying to sell me trading software that if you follow their program you can make 75% a month! Now, this has always raised the question in my mind, Why, if you are making 75% a month, are you spending your time hawking $1,500-$50,000 ‘programs’ to me via spam email? Cause if I was making 75% a month, I would probably not be working as a huckster.

      • slumbrew

        They’re just givers, Jarflax. They care about you.

        They have to charge that much to keep out the crazies, you see.

      • Sensei

        The issue is because traders use this (and other tools) they become a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy. However, only in the short term.

        So if you find yourself some hot stock the day traders are all over you can apply these and actually see buys and sells based on them.

      • Jarflax

        I have made money by fiddling with options as a stock bounced between ‘support’ and ‘resistance’. I have also lost money doing it, because stocks break out of trading ranges. Overall, totaled up, I have made more than I have lost doing this, but less, significantly less, than the returns on the bulk of my portfolio which I leave the hell alone, and even that has a lower return than the part just sitting parked in SPY.

      • slumbrew

        I am serene every since I accepted John Bogle into my life.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Based on that WSJ editorial, it sounds like Albania could walk all over us.

    • Nephilium

      If someone didn’t do it today, it was going to be in the afternoon links tomorrow.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    She told us so

    Former Vice President Kamala Harris, in her first major public remarks since leaving the White House, criticized President Trump’s tariff policies as “reckless,” saying they pose the risk of taking the country into recession.

    “Some people are describing what’s been happening in recent months as absolute chaos. And of course I understand why. It’s certainly true of those tariffs. Tariffs that — as I predicted — are clearly inviting a recession,” Harris said.

    She called it the “greatest man-made economic crisis in modern presidential history” and applauded Americans who are rallying against the tariffs, saying they will increase everyday costs and impact retirement accounts and small businesses.

    ——-

    Harris had made her closing argument in the 2024 campaign about the danger of returning Trump to office. On Wednesday, she criticized her formal rival for more than his economic policy, describing his agenda as “a narrow, self-serving vision of America where they punish truth-tellers, favor loyalists, cash in on their power, and leave everyone else to fend for themselves.”

    She warned that if the system of checks and balances in the government falls apart, the country would face a constitutional crisis.

    “That is a crisis that will eventually impact everyone, because it would mean that the rules that protect our fundamental rights and freedoms, that ensure each of us has a say about how our government works, will no longer matter,” Harris said.

    America is lost. Flee to Canada.

    • Sensei

      The NYT article on her speech really struggled to present her as offering anything other than the standard Team Blue talking points.

    • The Other Kevin

      When I need an expert analysis of economic issues, Kamala Harris is the first person who comes to mind.

      • Rat on a train

        Trump is not spending enough!

      • R C Dean

        The more the government spends, the higher the GDP goes. It’s simple math. You don’t want the GDP to shrink, do you?

    • The Last American Hero

      The “forced to sleep on the concrete floor bit” seems suspect. But hey, they wanted to go “elbows out”, so you can expect some retaliation from our enforcers eh?

    • Common Tater

      Snopes says it’s true, so it probably isn’t.

    • Rat on a train

      When your claim to fame is a minor role in a direct to video film.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Confused as to why she was detained….” supposedly for not having her travel documents.

      Now, papers please is not the world I want to live in, but you’re crossing the border lady…

      I would wager….did on purpose

      • Nephilium

        Without bothering to read the story, I’m going to assume at some point she asked, “Don’t you know who I am?”

      • UnCivilServant

        The border of any given country is the one spot I would expect to need to show papers.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah that was what my “but” was for…a valid one that shows there are exceptions.

    • Nephilium

      Punk Rock Bowling had to change up their lineup as some of the bands were unwilling (or unable) to enter the US now.

      • The Other Kevin

        My wife’s in charge of planning her team’s games, and one roller derby team from Canada declined an invitation due to “the current political climate”.

        BTW, she wasn’t able to schedule a game in Ohio this season.

      • Nephilium

        TOK:

        Too bad. Hope she was able to put together a good schedule regardless. The girlfriend has made some noise about a trip to Chicago at some point.

    • Suthenboy

      Because….?

      Oh. visa revoked, denied entry, tried to get in from Mexico with a consulting visa application, whatever that is, and got detained.

      • Ownbestenemy

        See Nephs remarks…shes famous so why does she have to follow the rules

        *famous is doing heavy lifting here…she is marginally known for nothinv

    • Pope Jimbo

      Where are the sob stories about all the US fishermen who have been denied entry to Canada because they have a DUI conviction on their record?

      I’ve heard all sorts of stories about guys showing up to go fishing and getting turned away because they had a DUI (sometimes as far back as the ’70s). Who fights for them?

      • R.J.

        Absolutely true. I know of one who can no longer go to Canada.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I thought it was ten years, evidently incorrectly. Lifetime ban seems harsh.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Toxeth,

        I don’t know anything for sure. I’m just repeating some stories I’ve heard from buddies who have had this happen to them. Most of them are fairly trustworthy despite being fishermen.

        Seems to be a lot of discretion available to the Canadian border patrol.

      • Nephilium

        Toxteth:

        It depends on if the DUI is in a database the Canadian border agents have access to. Not sure about the veracity, but this looks to be legit enough for entertainment purposes. I know when I was going up last time (~15 years ago) I drove separately in case I got stopped at the border. I have an OVI (Ohio DUI) on my record from my misspent youth.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Ending her remarks, Harris left the crowd with a warning: “things are probably going to get worse before they get better.”

    Unwinding the mess you and Joe left won’t be easy.

  25. Sensei

    Escobar made about $540,000 in 2022, the most recent year for which records of both his city and union earnings are available. He more than doubled his base salary of $184,034 with overtime payouts that year, earning a total of more than $424,500 from the city in pay and benefits, payroll data show.

    He collected an additional $115,962 stipend from the union, according to its most recent federal tax filing. He reported working 48 hours a week on union and related duties, while records provided by the city for that year show he picked up an average of roughly 30 hours of overtime a week — a total of about 78 hours of work each week.

    Paywall – disable JavaScript

    A Times investigation: LAFD union head made $540,000 in a year, with huge overtime payouts

    https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-04-30/lafd-union-head-massive-amounts-of-overtime

    • R C Dean

      I’m a little confused.

      He earned a (presumably full-time) base salary from LA with 30 hours of overtime a week – that sounds like 70 hours right there.

      He also reported 48 hours a week of union and related duties. How does that not add up to 118 hours a week?

      • Sensei

        I’m guessing similar to some auto unions he gets paid 40 hours by the city to work on union stuff that runs concurrent with what he gets paid by the union.

        Pure guess…

      • slumbrew

        Hey, if a private business wants to massively overpay someone while he double-dips on them, that’s their business.

        .
        .
        .

        Wait, what’s that, you say?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Heartless monster

    — President Donald Trump on Wednesday acknowledged that his tariffs could result in fewer and costlier products in the United States, saying American kids might “have two dolls instead of 30 dolls,” but he insisted China will suffer more from his trade war.

    The Republican president has tried to reassure a nervous country that his tariffs will not provoke a recession, after a new government report showed the U.S. economy shrank during the first three months of the year.

    Trump was quick to blame his Democratic predecessor, Joe Biden, for any setbacks while telling his Cabinet that his tariffs meant China was “having tremendous difficulty because their factories are not doing business,” adding that the U.S. did not really need imports from the world’s dominant manufacturer.

    “You know, somebody said, ‘Oh, the shelves are going to be open,’” Trump continued, offering a hypothetical. “Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. So maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally.”

    Depraved indifference to the suffering of little children. How have we as a culture sunk so low?

    • The Other Kevin

      As Suthen reminded us yesterday, this is the party of “Lower your expectations”.

    • Rat on a train

      Nobody needs 23 dolls.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That would actually be a great retort from Trump

    • Nephilium

      THEY’RE ACTION FIGURES!

      • Jarflax

        I rule this insufficiently nerdy. They are important culturally significant collectibles!

      • slumbrew

        Mint, in box!

      • Sean

        🙂

    • Ted S.

      Nobody needs 23 kinds of dolls.

      Virtuous when it comes from Bernie Sanders; wicked when it comes from Donald Trump.

      • Urthona

        Was gonna say that.

        When Trump first entered, I was annoyed at how exactly similar his economic ideas were to left wing populist Bernie Sanders. But he largely avoided implementing them in term one.

        That quote is a straight up mirror image of Bernie Sanders.

      • The Other Kevin

        I know China plays dirty and cheats at everything involving trade, environmental treaties, etc. but he lists things out nicely.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Let me give you a good example: steel dumping. The Chinese government intentionally subsidizes the overproduction of steel, flooding global markets with exports that China sells for below the cost of production.

      There are some good points here. Open question, what’s a libertarian response to steel dumping by China? Is there a less harmful approach than tariffs to counter this?

      • Sensei

        The classic argument would be take all the subsidized steel you can.

        This pays no mind to when you stop producing steel domestically because it isn’t economic you can’t spin up a foundry and a mill overnight for a material critical to your nation.

      • Sensei

        And I meant to add what happens when for whatever reason they won’t send you steel or charge your crazy prices.

      • DEG

        Open question, what’s a libertarian response to steel dumping by China?

        The theory is what Sensei said.

        The reality is to answer the question, “Why is it so expensive to make steel in America?” and fix that.

      • Sensei

        DEG – the issue with something like steel is that even with the same labor cost if you don’t care about pollution you can make it cheaper in a developing nation.

        I’m sick of the how white is white enough argument for US pollution, but OTH, I don’t want to see us creating steel with the same lack of pollution standards as India and China.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I guess incentivizing the shutdown of domestic steel production leads to the question about why China would be driving this? If it’s part of a long-term strategy to harm other countries, then sounds like an aggressive act.

        Deg, it sounds like China is intentionally subsidizing the price below the cost to produce (not a free market scenario). If so, America could scrap every regulation to lower the cost and it still couldn’t compete.

      • Sensei

        I guess incentivizing the shutdown of domestic steel production leads to the question about why China would be driving this? If it’s part of a long-term strategy to harm other countries, then sounds like an aggressive act.

        One way to look at it is that Japan sends us subsidized cars in return it gets subsidized agricultural products from the US. Both distort domestic production, but in the aggregate the relationship is mutually beneficial because of specialization and geography.

        With China all bets are off.

      • DEG

        Deg, it sounds like China is intentionally subsidizing the price below the cost to produce (not a free market scenario). If so, America could scrap every regulation to lower the cost and it still couldn’t compete.

        So let them fuck over their citizenry. “What is seen and not seen”.

      • The Other Kevin

        Sensei – Early in my career I worked at an industrial automation company, and we did a little work for a steel plant in South Korea. The guy that we sent reported that the workers were walking around in sandals and straw hats. I’m sure China is worse. As much as regulations in the US add to cost, I don’t think we want get rid of safety equipment or allow plants to dump their waste into the Great Lakes.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        In the glass plant I was building the welders wore flip-flops and used piece of tinted glass to shield their eyes from the arc. The didn’t have a welder, they just jammed their welding leads straight into the socket.

        When a customer requested Chinese steel be used, we had to de-rate it/add in a safety factor of 30%.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Yet Democrats are quick to say that Trump inherited an economy on a steady course of low unemployment and declining inflation that his tariff plans have almost immediately disrupted.

    “In just 100 days, President Trump has taken the U.S. economy from strong, stable growth to negative GDP,” said Heather Boushey, a former member of Biden’s White House Council of Economic Advisers. “This astonishing turn of fortune is directly due to the incoherence of his economic policy and his mismanagement of federal policy more generally.”

    Everything was perfect when we left, and the place is in shambles now.

    • Suthenboy

      This is the ‘shut up, you dont know how good you have it’ party, right?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I would suggest that hiring people for bullshit govt jobs is the same as those people being on welfare.

      Maybe even worse. If they were simply on welfare they wouldn’t be actively interfering with the private sector.

  28. Common Tater

    “Speaking live on air to reporters on News Nation’s program Wednesday, RFK Jr was asked to clarify what he meant when he said the MMR contains “a lot of aborted fetus debris.”

    “There are populations in our country like the Mennonites in Texas, were most afflicted, and they have religious objections to the vaccination” he began, adding “because the MMR vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris and DNA particles. So they don’t want to take it.””

    https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-mmr-vaccine-fetus-b2742886.html

    ????

    • R C Dean

      One of the problems we have in this country is the notion that people have to justify their desires and preferences. Why isn’t it enough to say “I don’t want to take that vaccine” or “I don’t want my kid to see those books”? Period, end of discussion?

      This (apparent) demand that somebody has to have a reason acceptable to some third party in order to do (or not do) what they want is freakin’ toxic. And it appears to be completely normalized.

      • Pope Jimbo

        “Because” is a great answer to so many things. “Just Because” is even better.

    • RAHeinlein

      “It is scientifically impossible to get an infection with a vaccine,” the former chief medical officer for New York City, Dr. Tyler Evans, told The Independent in a recent interview.

      Oh, really???

  29. DEG

    But in their announcement – which is all we have to go off, at present – the companies also claim the new material will be “engineered using T. rex DNA”, which scientists have yet to extract from any dinosaur fossil.

    Even within the most well-preserved specimens, DNA doesn’t seem to survive much more than a million years or so before it becomes too fragmented and degraded to be sequenced.

    The oldest DNA fragments on record, extracted from Siberian mammoth molars, are around 1.6 million years old. T. rex went extinct 66 million years ago, so there’s no hope of ever recovering its DNA.

    What the team will actually refer to as a blueprint for this lab-grown leather is fossilized T. rex collagen, and even that has a questionable grounding.

    Ahh. I thought I smelled bullshit as soon as I started reading the story.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Commie tantrum Day

    May Day, celebrated by workers across the globe as International Labor Day, occurs on May 1 each year. This year, activists in the U.S. aim to build on the momentum of recent widespread grassroots protests against policies implemented by the Trump administration.

    Anti-Trump protesters have expressed a range of concerns regarding the administration’s recent actions, including the elimination of thousands of federal jobs, immigration raids, and billionaire Elon Musk’s involvement in downsizing the U.S. government.

    Throw off your chains.

    • R.J.

      Two million protesters? I doubt that. I didn’t see jack here on local or network news indicating crowds anywhere near that.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    “This is a war on working people,” organizers said on the May Day Strong events web page.

    “They’re defunding our schools, privatizing public services, attacking unions, and targeting immigrant families with fear and violence,” they added. “We are reclaiming our power from corporate elites, and we will not be intimidated by Trump, Musk, or their billionaire backers. They’ve ruled for too long.”

    The White House did not immediately respond to NPR’s request for comment.

    The U.S. does not officially observe the labor holiday, due to what historians say is an enduring resistance to working-class unity. Despite that resistance, America’s working class has found ways to commemorate May Day since the 19th century.

    American workers are so oppressed we have to build walls to keep people from leaving for greener pastures.

    • R.J.

      BY WORKING-CLASS UNITY MEAN…

      Communism.

    • Common Tater

      “Labor Day is a federal holiday in the United States celebrated on the first Monday of September to honor and recognize the American labor movement and the works and contributions of laborers to the development and achievements in the United States.”

      • Rat on a train

        The tradition of celebrating labor day in September pre-dates commie labor day.

  32. Pope Jimbo

    No Pie today?

    He must be too drunk to login after celebrating the T-Woofs sending LeBron and Luka home for the offseason!!!!!

    • slumbrew

      Syntactically, I understand that sentence but I just don’t understand any of it.

      • Ted S.

        This is the difference between “understand” and “comprehend”.

      • Nephilium

        Apparently some clan raiders have destroyed the legacy of LeBron. I’m pretty sure nothing of value was lost.

      • slumbrew

        need moar caffeine – didn’t even catch I used ‘understand’ twice.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Beat that tin drum, little wind-up monkey

    Countless people have left authoritarian countries for the promise of freedom and safety in the United States. NPR reached out to Koranyi and a dozen others to get their impressions of the Trump administration’s first several months in power. Most — but not all — said some of the administration’s tactics reminded them of those used by the regimes they fled.

    In fact, a survey in February found that hundreds of U.S.-based scholars think the United States is moving swiftly from a liberal democracy toward some form of authoritarianism.

    “This is an elected government, obviously, but it is behaving as an authoritarian one, ” says Steven Levitsky, a professor of government at Harvard University and co-author of How Democracies Die. “It is engaging in a rapid and systematic weaponization of the machinery of government and its deployment to punish rivals, to protect allies and to bully elements of the media.”

    Those scholars and civil society advocates were all out in the streets protesting the lockdowns and forcible medical experiments five years ago, right?

    RIGHT?

    • The Other Kevin

      How about all those people saying the Biden censorship regime reminded them of their totalitarian home countries?

    • Rat on a train

      That was for you own good so it was Different.

    • WTF

      Not mentioned: the insane lawfare against Trump and his advisors during the Biden years.

    • UnCivilServant

      Why are any roads measured in metric units in this country?

      (WSJ does not load for me under any conditions today)

      • Sensei

        “The U.S. Metric Board—which was put in place to help Americans make the switch—used I-19, which was being built at the time, as a test case for the measuring system on signs.

        However, when President Ronald Reagan took office he disbanded the metric board and the U.S. never switched over. The signs remain.”

        All the exits are labeled at the kilometer. So taking Exit 63 to get Town A would change to Exit 39. As somebody that uses the NJ GSP with the same mileage exits and remembering where all the towns are by exit number I can see that being a real PITA.

      • UnCivilServant

        You see that exit number this is where the nonsense is.

        I live in a state where we just number the exits. Exits 9 and 10 do not need to be one mile apart.

      • Sensei

        Pay no mind to the recently introduced Exits 9A, 9B, and 9D. Exit 9C under construction or closed to make way the later and greater 9D.

      • UnCivilServant

        And?

        You write that in a tone as though this were in any way a problem.

    • R.J.

      “You know what they told me in seventh grade science class? ‘You better learn metric, because it’s gonna change really soon’ and that was in 1972,” said Janice Ranck, 63, a real-estate agent working in Tubac who drives the road every day.

    • ron73440

      I like this lady:

      One Tubac resident who requested to remain anonymous to avoid tickets, said the kilometer signs make it so she can speed freely. (Nevermind that the speed limit signs are still in miles-per-hour.) 

      “I just speed no matter what,” she said. “My theory is: I don’t know the metric system.” 

  34. The Late P Brooks

    ‘You better learn metric, because it’s gonna change really soon’

    1mm ~ .040″
    1 liter ~ 60 cubic inches
    1 kilometer ~ .6 mile

    1 kilogram ~ 2.2 pounds