IFLA: The “Mixture” Edition of the horoscope for the Week of May 18

by | May 18, 2025 | IFLA | 168 comments

Lounge singing mixed with Scottish country.


This week the planets move through two arrangements that could be good or bad depending on how one looks at them (or potentially if one puts more effort into the higher-order effects but I’ve got too much going on until August to do that). The week starts off with Venus-Sun-Jupiter with Mercury in opposition. This can mean a disruption towards your marriage OR it can mean that your romantic relationship helps you make it through some bad event. Starting on Tuesday we have the Moon and Saturn indicating either a new more destructive phase of a war OR a war coming to an end. Saturday is an umixed recommendation to get together with someone sexually compatible (though, if you’re an Aries it may prove to be a disappointing experience).


’70s disco mixed with 2010’s disco


I should point out couple of particularly positive things happening in the cards this week. First three threes were drawn in a row. That’s always a good thing. And also, the King of Wands was drawn with the Queen of cups. I’ve mentioned before that there’s a lot of symbolic/semantic overlap between “complete” and “perfection” but specifically in this case you’ve got the male/female paring linked with the suits that represent to good/life-creating aspects of the sex in question (Wand = creative masculinity, Sword = destructive masculinity, Cup = creative female, Coin = bitchy golddigging whore)

Taurus: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Gemini: 10 of Cups reversed – Repose of the false heart, indignation, violence.

Cancer: 3 of Cups – Success, plenty, perfection and merriment; happy issue, victory, fulfilment, solace, healing.

Leo: 3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

Virgo: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery.

Libra: Knight of Wands – Departure, absence, flight, emigration. A dark young man, friendly. If you let this man stay in your home someone will wind up pregnant.

Scorpio: 2 of Coins – Fake happiness.

Sagittarius: Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision, instability.

Capricorn: 6 of Swords – Journey by water, bring trouble with you.

Aquarius: Queen of Cups – Perfect [female role]. Mary Poppins, June Cleaver, your favorite porn star. Also intuition, wisdom, virtue.

Pisces: King of Wands – As mentioned above, this is the idealized good/generative male attributes – Protector, provider, father, farmer, steward.

Aries: King of Swords reversed – Contra wands, the King of Swords means the destructive masculine aspects: warrior, raider, brigand, violence.

I’v’e’d never even heard of this movie:

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168 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision, instability.

    Indecision kills.

  2. DEG

    Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

    Sounds sufficiently shitty.

    • R.J.

      Puerility sounds like a bowel condition you get when taking Jardiance.

      • Spudalicious

        Kind of fits with the actual definition.

  3. Brochettaward

    I know what the left is going for with the whole is Kristi Noem reality show attack. I get it.

    But it’d probably be the best PR the “undocumented” community could get. You take a bunch of sympathetic illegals and put them on TV highlighting their struggles. It’d probably tilt the scales in their favor. That’s how this shit works. Probably the number one thing that led to the acceptance of gays was their constant depiction in Hollywood media.

  4. Sean

    “ Cancer: 3 of Cups – Success, plenty, perfection and merriment; happy issue, victory, fulfilment, solace, healing.”

    Skeet, skeet, skeet.

    • PutridMeat
    • rhywun

      Sksksk?

      • Ted S.

        And I oop.

  5. Tonio

    Please watch the Forbidden Movie video. Not only is it a heartwarming story about dogs, but it explores one of the dark sides of the tax code and how Disney (et als) can fuck over the actors, etc.

    On a personal note, I particularly want to thank NA for that because Fat Electrician is hot AF by bear standards. “Shafted in the annals of history.” Heh.

    • slumbrew

      As Sean wrote,

      “Skeet, skeet, skeet.”

    • Ted S.

      If they’re going to bury it for tax purposes they should have to relinquish the copyright too.

    • Brochettaward

      You act like it’s some sort of moral hazard or something. Why do you want corporations that are part of the fabric of Americana to fail?

    • Jarflax

      And just like that Tonio got zapped with a 45-70 from a chick in a bonnet.

      • slumbrew

        I had to watch to get the reference (and I’m glad I did).

        I always wonder how much good a suppressor does with a round like that.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I do believe that .45-70 is subsonic, and, thus, would be a fine candidate for suppression.

      • Sean

        Ehhh…1150-2250 fps…

    • Aloysious

      STEVE SMITH KNOW ABOUT SHAFTING THE ANAL OF HISTORY. AND BEARS.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    *hits play*

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Academic creme de la creme

    MIT says that due to concerns about the “integrity” of a high-profile paper about the effects of artificial intelligence on research and innovation, the paper should be “withdrawn from public discourse.”

    The paper in question, “Artificial Intelligence, Scientific Discovery, and Product Innovation,” was written by a doctoral student in the university’s economics program. It claimed to show that the introduction of an AI tool into a large-but-unidentified materials science lab led to the discovery of more materials and more patent filings, but at the cost of reducing researchers’ satisfaction with their work.

    It sounds true. It reinforces a lot of wishful thinking. what more do you want?

  8. juris imprudent

    A bigger collapse than Disney!

    The result gave Ajax an unwanted record in European football history — never has a side failed to win the league when having a nine-point lead with five matches left.

    • rhywun

      never has a side failed to win the league when having a nine-point lead with five matches left

      That is hard to believe – it seems like hardly an insurmountable lead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • juris imprudent

        Ajax had 4 draws and 5 losses in the entire system, with two of each coming in the last 5 rounds, before pulling out a win on the final day.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Have they blamed global warming for that Mexican ship hitting the Brooklyn Bridge?

    Sea rising, et c…

    • Rat on a train

      Mexicans are better at climbing over barriers than ducking under.

  10. R.J.

    I am trapped in a HomeGoods/Marshalls combo store with my wife. Never has a place met the definition of mediocrity, puerility, pettiness and weakness so well.

    • dbleagle

      My God have mercy on your soul.

    • Fourscore

      I thank Jeff Bezos, my Amazon buddy. No more of those trips anymore.

    • Grummun

      Marshall’s commercial: peppy, colorful, exciting, desirable products!

      Marshall’s reality: …. tumbleweed drifts past ….

      • Gender Traitor

        Marshall’s = Big Lots pretending not to be Big Lots.

    • rhywun

      HomeGoods is kind of a junk store, right? I think I went there once.

    • Suthenboy

      What ever happened to Tuesday Mornings?
      Those stores did not used to be that way. Once upon a time they had pretty good stuff. Between those and Pier One I acquired an impressive collection of Japanese tea pots for my mother.
      These days….they suck.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        TM and BL nearest me closed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

        RJ, I would gladly accompany your wife so you didn’t have to.

      • Sean

        Tuesday morning closed all b&m locations. Online only.

    • Aloysious

      Pull a Bobcat Goldthwait. Light something on fire.

  11. Suthenboy

    Fake happiness? What am I supposed to do with that?

    • Sean

      Put on a happy face.

  12. J. Frank Parnell

    I’m exhausted today because I was at this yesterday: https://cruelworldfest.com/

    Man, New Order was disappointing. I got excited at first because they started playing Transmission, but then he started singing and I was much less excited.

    I had heard Devo was disappointing these days, but I thought they were good. We only stayed for half their set, though, because Mrs. Parnell wanted to see Garbage who were playing at the same time.

    I probably would have really liked Nick Cave if I were a big Nick Cave fan, but I’m not. He was fine though.

    Apart from that, I really enjoyed Blancmange and Clan of Xymox. Alison Moyet finished with a couple Yaz songs, which was cool. She Wants Revenge was okay – Mrs. Parnell is a big fan, but a couple of songs they did were kind of weak. Buzzcocks and Actors were good. Kite was odd – had weird videos of people with dangling elephant-like noses getting haircuts, plus two bodybuilders on stage riding exercycles and then posing. Midge Ure was meh. Light Asylum sucked. Deceit sounds like a Cure cover band. Mrs. Parnell saw Til Tuesday and part of OMD and said they were really good.

    The food and drink price gouging was absurd – $19 for a tall can of Modelo, $19 for three chicken strips and a handful of fries, and pizza for $10-15 per slice.

    Lots of old goths there. My teenage son was unable to find any attractive girls his age, as the trend among the young goth girls these days appears to be white facepaint with dramatic black and red makeup on top, and “they all look like clowns” according to him.

    Anyways, overall we had fun and will probably go again next year.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Heard about it on 91X. If I had been caller 9…

    • rhywun

      Wow, what a show.

      I have seen Clan of Xymox – I pushed myself up to the front like the very drunken schoolgirl fan I was.

    • Timeloose

      My buddy and his wife were there. I was there 2023. It was a great time. Gary Newman was killer.

      I saw Devo two weeks age. They were good considering thier age.

      We might go next year.

  13. Suthenboy

    Looks like Derp fucked up my yootoob feed with his communist party link early this morning. I keep getting lots of ACP videos and tons of “The Democrats/Socialists/deep statists are owning Trump! He is going to resign! They got him this time, he is one foot out the door!”

    Jesus they are pathetic.

  14. Suthenboy

    I reloaded. Now I am getting Powerful Speeches! from Bruce Springsteen and Jeff Daniels on Donald Trump. Yep. When I want wise, level headed insights those are the first two guys that come to my mind. Where is DeNiro? I am sure he will pop up next time.

    • DenverJ

      I really enjoy Springsteen, his live cover of “Pay Me My Money Down” is sooo fun. But why does an aging rock star’s political opinions matter? Also, since when does “86” mean kill? It has always meant eing icked out of a bar and not allowed to return until sufficient groveling before the owner.

    • Spudalicious

      Karma has caught up to Suthen. 😀

  15. DEG

    Biden has cancer

    Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, his personal office announced on Sunday.

    “Last week, President Joe Biden was seen for a new finding of a prostate nodule after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms,” read a statement released by the president’s personal office. “On Friday he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone.”

    “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management,” the statement continued. “The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians.”

    • Sean

      Wasn’t he supposed to cure it? Maybe he shoulda spent some more effort on that.

    • dbleagle

      I’ve seen less transparent freshly cleaned windows than this obvious ploy to get the “tell all” books to stop coming out. Don’t buy it for a second media, you are being played.

      • Suthenboy

        That and I think we are supposed to let up because he is just a poor old man struggling with cancer. Give the poor man a break.

        Yeah, fuck all of that. Every one of them should have their nuts ground into butter and then cast them into the void.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Where did I just read this? “Most old men die with prostate cancer, not of it”?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        My doctor says for most men it’s not really a question if they get prostate cancer but when.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Kinda with you on this. The tell alls, the Hur report…and then magically over the weekend..cancer. Now, I know shit happens but this is politics and DC we are talking about.

    • Brochettaward

      I was really hoping for a more painful form of cancer or one of those flesh eating viruses. But God is merciful even to beady eyed evil fucks like Biden.

    • Jarflax

      Hell has a spit waiting so it can finally be her turn.

      • R.J.

        NOT EVEN STEVE SMITH WANT TO GIVE HER A TURN

      • rhywun

        STEVE SMITH FLEE FROM ELDRITCH TERROR

    • Gustave Lytton

      Huzzah! Foreign votes carried the day!

      • R.J.

        Gaaah…

      • Rat on a train

        I thought foreign interference was bad.

    • creech

      Shocking that OMB didn’t again screw up another nation’s election.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Shocking that the establishment media didn’t blame Trump in a nonsensical way after the establishment backed candidate won? Yes, what a shock.

    • rhywun

      Whatever “pro-West” is supposed to mean. Not to mention “nationalist”.

      🙄

      • juris imprudent

        Anyone opposed to the current Eurotopia!

    • Ted S.

      Nice pussy.

    • Sean

      Shuffle your feet…lose your seat.

    • Gender Traitor

      Probably smoked half that cigar, too.

      • R.J.

        He did! Such a sassy tomcat.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Does he have an eyepatch? Because a cigar smoking cat with an eyepatch would be cool.

      • R.J.

        He never had an eyepatch but he does have a tiny smoking jacket

      • rhywun

        That look has I hope you’re stocked up on Band Aids all over it.

    • UnCivilServant

      That chair looks like it would collapse under the weight of an adult human.

    • R C Dean

      I haven’t had a cigar in years. Now I want one. I may get some to take on my fishing trip in a couple weeks.

      • rhywun

        I haven’t had a cigar in years. Now I want one.

        #metoo

        I quit smoking but I wouldn’t mind a sometimes-vice like that.

        Sadly it’s verboten in my complex but I’m thinking of moving soon anyways.

      • Spudalicious

        I’m dating the bar manager at a cigar lounge. Yeah, my cigar habit has returned.The dumb thing is I won’t smoke in front of her, because she eats enough smoke.So the patio it is.

      • Brochettaward

        Sadly it’s verboten in my complex but I’m thinking of moving soon anyways.

        That’s everywhere at this point. You kind of just have to ignore it if you’re a smoker. The notion that you can’t smoke on your own patio is fucking ridiculous renting or not.

  16. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    I hate spending 2K that I wasn’t expecting.

    Damn fridge dying.

    • R.J.

      This is sad.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        It was old enough that, as things were starting to go on it, that it better to just replace it now, before it nickel and dimes me. Of course it is a month with a bunch of other expenses, making it hurt even more.

    • Jarflax

      Nah, he’s still alive, that was a fake report, McMichael is the 85 Bears DT that died

    • DenverJ

      I don’t know about nickels and dimes. A fridge is pretty basic. Fan motor is 20 bucks. Defrost timer is 20 bucks. Defrost coil is 20 bucks. Even the compressor is only a few hundred. I fix ’em till they rust.

      • Derpetologist

        +1 Fridge of Theseus

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        A fridge is basic, a wife is not.

  17. Derpetologist

    The snack bar at the swimming hole is called The Chubby Mermaid. Manatees do look like chubby mermaids.

    The sign for the attached bait shop says: our worms catch fish or die trying!

    These things make me happy when I see them.

    • Evan from Evansville

      “These things make me happy when I see them.”
      ^^ Boom. This. There’s always something to be curious about, or to snicker at. Might as well look for it. The world is a fascinating place, the worlds within worlds. Why NOT be entertained?! From that “Good enough” slogan for a burger joint, to little patterns or behaviors you notice, I’m glad I’ve never lost the curiosity bug.

      I spend my day at work kinda looking for the most interesting things. There was a person with two artificial legs, from at least the knee down. I wonder why they were wearing shorts, at least the two (3?) times I’ve seen such. I’d be tempted to show ’em off. Likely, it’s a ‘getting dressed easier’ issue.

      Also, there was a short sign language chat between a couple in the bakery, who were ~30 ft apart.

      My reactions also get distracted cuz I have many Interesting Light Bulbs flickering over what I do and see. ‘Twould be nice if I once-again had ADHD meds, cuz FUCK my brain functioned in a new gear on ’em.

      I miss Focus. She once was a dream girl of mine, but her pimp required too much prior authorization and I couldn’t keep up with increasing demands. *sigh* I’m sure she’s happy, but I miss her.

      Also quizzical, I’ve still never seen Lost in Translation. Bill’s one of my favorites, and I reckon the setting would be especially interesting for me. Tomorrow’s my Friday and my weekend starts at 2pm. I should probably park my car.

    • Grummun

      Face lacerations bleed a lot.

    • rhywun

      Florida. *spit*

      • slumbrew

        Normally, Panthers v Leafs is a meteor game for me (as in my preference is a meteor strikes the building), but I am rooting for Florida since the Bruins get a first round pick if Florida wins.

        I do need to take a Silkwood shower after the game.

      • rhywun

        I do need to take a Silkwood shower after the game.

        I don’t know what that means but I just don’t like Florida in principle and especially as a hockey place – that’s just wrong.

      • slumbrew

        I do enjoy Marchand being a total boogeyman for the Leafs.

      • rhywun

        He has the face only a Boston sports fan could admire.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Agree with Rhy. I was ‘rooting’ for the Blues, but I’m gonna root for Canada after that. Florida will win this Game 7, and that also displeases me. I like rooting for underdogs, and Canada is that, in general. Ex was a massive Senators fan, but they suck.

        However, more than anything, I root for Game 7s. Always. (Unless it’s the Cubs. Just win. (Tho winning World Series Game 7 on the road?.. Uh. Best series of all time.))

        @Rhy: Dad was born in Abingdon, VA in 1949. The only road trip they went on outside of Virginia was to Houston in ~’66, specifically so high school principal and football coach Grandpa could witness the impossible, baseball played indoors. That was an amazing accomplishment, and I appreciate your concerns, but folk in Arizona can play hockey, too. I like the ‘Yotes for their name alone.

      • slumbrew

        Waiting for those classy Toronto fans to burn down their city again.

      • rhywun

        I like rooting for underdogs

        #metoo

        Sports is mostly background noise like most TV for me so I have very few teams I steadfastly root for. Most of them suck so it’s kind of underdogs by default.

        The Bills could make another four appearances in a Super Bowl but I’m under no illusions that they would actually win.

      • slumbrew

        The Bills remain very good, albeit overreliant on Allen being amazing (he is). I wouldn’t be so down on their chances.

  18. rhywun

    I hate “streaming” volume MCMLXIX:

    I was just looking at Paramount+ and in order to get the sports I want, I have to also get Showtime.

    I don’t want Showtime.

    • juris imprudent

      Apparently this is how content is sold, like fucking mafia deals.

      • Rat on a train

        They learned well from cable. Now they need some custom hardware that you can only rent.

      • rhywun

        And of course streaming was positioned as the better alternative to cable.

        I have no polite words to say to that.

      • rhywun

        Cable, of course, pulled the same shit.

        For years I had to pay for HBO in order to get the sports I wanted on Tennis Channel, Fox Soccer Channel, etc.

        Still waiting for that promised à la carte fantasy.

      • juris imprudent

        Cable, satellite, streaming – it doesn’t matter the delivery mechanism, it is the shit-heads that want crap content to be forced upon us because they can’t sell it otherwise.

  19. Evan from Evansville

    Our family of eight went out for dinner, apparently for my bro and SiL’s 20th anniversary. I was in that wedding! Oddly, I knew SiL’s sister a decade before Bro met her. I went to school with, and was ‘friends’ with the younger sibling from kindergarten through high school.

    I stayed out of the conversation when it occasionally drifted into politics. SiL mentioned the upcoming Hand Maiden’s tale.. for fuck. Were they ‘surprised’ when it didn’t happen the first term? Or upset? (Yes. Upset that it didn’t happen. They need their harpoons.)

    When it came up, I *did* perk up when the Mom brought up the CNN pair’s book about Biden’s medical slide. I mentioned how they all said on broadcasts that Biden was “as sharp as a tack,” and how it’s mighty fishy this comes out *now.* So, they were either monstrously ignorant ‘journalists’ who covered the presidency non-stop; or they were complicit in the scheme to hide the decline.
    (Both.)

    They didn’t respond, but I was also careful and succinct with my words. I was further careful to not poke that bear into forced ‘conversation’ and I swiftly moved on.

    • rhywun

      It irritates the shit out of me that lefties have no reticence about blathering at any time in any company. I think it is the same phenomenon whereby they are just desperate for approval. That is why 99% of the sloganeering you see in public is lefty bullshit. Normies have better things to do.

      • slumbrew

        Same but I think it’s a function of where you live.

        In Naples, FL, I had some stranger in line who wanted to talk to me about how awesome Trump was.

        Lady, I don’t even know you, I certainly don’t want to talk politics with you.

      • rhywun

        it’s a function of where you live

        Yeah I thought of that but I have to wonder how prevalent it is coming from the other side.

      • juris imprudent

        With Trump, it is prevalent. None of the Republican squishes inspires the same stupidity.

      • The Hyperbole

        Here in North central Ohio 90% of the social signaling comes from the right. It’s tiresome even when I agree with them, same talking points , same narrative, every day, over and over again. Fuck sake, people sure like sitting around and agreeing with each other.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “I think it is the same phenomenon whereby they are just desperate for approval.”

        Agreed. They vocalize their thoughts to get the approval of the audience. That audience needs to be lefties to ‘show their worth.’ The sloganeering isn’t done to have a discussion with an opposing view; it’s simply to signal. BUT! The outspoken compete to be ‘better sounding’ than rival fellows. They try to optimize their phrasing to sound intelligent, and if ‘messaging’ is successful, it shows now noble for the cause they are. All to earn brownie points. (And I’m sure poon and $$.)

        Still competing to the coolest kid in school. ..Fucking 20yrs later. Shameful, corrupt, predictable.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “Fuck sake, people sure like sitting around and agreeing with each other.”

        ^^ YEP!! They feel the need to express ‘their’ thoughts to the crowd to make sure they said all the Right Things. Doing such, ya get Approved. Doing so well gets ya extra love. They want to feel like they belong. They have to send out test balloons to see if they’re missing anything.

        Principles v Principals. As no Diversity of Thought is allowed, they need to check if they’re still in the R̵i̵g̵h̵t̵ Correct Lane. Social primates gonna find their communities. Secret codes and handshakes are out. (So passé!!) ‘Proper’ buzzwords, in. Master the lingo to show your worth, plebes.

      • rhywun

        Here in North central Ohio 90% of the social signaling comes from the right

        Ha to be fair I’ve never lived in MAGA-land.

        Nobody I knew voted for Nixon.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Same but I think it’s a function of where you live.

        I’m not sure about that. I live in Orange County, CA, which was until recently pretty red and is now kinda purple, and while it’s possible it’s subjective and just a matter of who I hang out with, it really seems like the lefties are more vocal than the righties.

        I mean, I know some Trump fans who have Trump signs and banners in front of their houses, but I can’t recall them ever bringing up Trump or any right-wing talking points in casual conversation, whereas a lot of the lefties I know seem to have no problem going off on some anti-Trump/Republican/conservative tirade pretty much out of nowhere.

      • Ted S.

        I think it’s more common on the left. Just look at any online place that was ostensibly started for an interest area having nothing to do with contemporary politics and see who injects what politics into discussions and what jokes you can make that are supposedly innocent but really about you-know-who.

        The four that I’ve spent the most time one were/are for fans of old movies, fans of game shows, Green Bay Packer fans, and a forum for the board game Go, and all of them skewed in one (the same) direction.

  20. Tres Cool

    I do like being in the bluegrass, even if it is Louisville.

  21. rhywun

    lol Toronto apparently sucks ass at home.

  22. Ownbestenemy

    Come to think of it…the Dem Party was running a candidate that they knew had serious health issues and since the death pool saw the house winning, needed more time to pay out. So toss in the guy that ‘suddenly’, with some of the best medical care in the universe, pop up with advanced stage of cancer.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Best” should be qualified. Best in only as far as they want to be the physician to the president and willing to just say what the party, either of them, wants them to say.

      • Evan from Evansville

        ‘Best’ as in: He could carry the coattails of Obama.

        That is the only purpose Team Blue had for Biden. Whoops.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        OT: Evan, LIT was made for you!

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Tox: *intrigued* What is this LIT you speak of?

        Literature? Or an acronym I don’t have time to think a joke for?

  23. Brochettaward

    I’m getting a kick out of the Diddy coverage. We know he was partying with politicians and famous people. A lot more people did heinous shit outside Diddy and none of them are being named or held accountable. They put some “singer” on the stand who gets into lurid details that everyone latches onto and leaves them debating how culpable she is in all of this. And the answer is obviously pretty culpable.

    I’m supposed to believe it was just Diddy and male escorts pissing in Cassie’s mouth? Don’t care because I’m into drama. I just want the rich and famous pricks involved in all of this to be named.

    So far the case against Diddy sucks.

    • rhywun

      I would have thought the video evidence of him beating on that gal in the hotel would have been enough but WTF do I know.

      • Brochettaward

        It shows he was an abusive asshole, but he’s not charged with domestic violence or assault. And the same girlfriend was texting him how she loved freak offs and him even while in relationships with other dudes. On top of that, she was helping to procure other young women for the parties. She’s not exactly what I’d describe as a sympathetic witness.

        I’m not in anyway defending “Diddy.” But there’s a lot of shit not being mentioned in this trial.

      • Gustave Lytton

        These scandal prosecutions resemble more and more Soviet trials for political losers. Everyone knew this shit was going on, and a lot of others were in it but it’s not yet time to punish them. See also MeToo.

      • rhywun

        See also MeToo.

        Or Mr. Epstein.

        It’s absurd.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just like Epstein, Ghislane, and Prince Andrew were the only ones doing criminal acts on Pedo Island.

      • Brochettaward

        This is my point, put more succinctly. It’s a show trial with the lurid details like pissing in Cassie’s mouth meant to distract from the real scandal.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s a freak with unusual kinks but beyond the assault in the hallway, which he’s not charged with I don’t think, I don’t know why they’re bothering. If they could prove some sort of systematic blackmail scheme maybe it’d be worth the trouble but I don’t see that.

  24. Evan from Evansville

    Time for my ‘Friday’ commute. Done at 2pm and then off for about 60hrs.

    ‘Tis nice for the end of the week to traditionally, be the most chill. *crosses fingers*

    Enjoy the morn as best ya can.

    • UnCivilServant

      sounds like a call to violence to me.

      • Evan from Evansville

        It isn’t?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      -bringing “together two innovative, mission-driven companies.”

      It’ll take more than corporate jargon bullshit speak to lure me in.

    • Fourscore

      88? Does she have an Only Fans account?

      /Curious in the Woods

      • The Gunslinger

        Fourscore woke up with wood in the woods?

        😁

  25. Tres Cool

    Its too early. I need a new line of work, but my OnlyFans just hasnt gotten any traction.

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • UnCivilServant

      maybe a career in HVAC is not for you.

    • Ted S.

      Rule 34, baby!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, U, Ted’S., Sean, Stinky, and EfE!

      • Gender Traitor

        Very well, thanks! The weather looks great, and I believe my coughing is lessening! 🙂🤞 And for better or worse, I have a post scheduled to go up here tonight. 😳🤞

        How are you?

      • UnCivilServant

        My knee* is slowly improving. My cough is stubborn, but almost gone.

        I hope the mailman is late today so I can get home and sign for the delivery that’s supposed to arrive today. It is ‘Signature Required’.

        *it’s astounding how much a knee moves, gets touched, or has weight put on it.

      • Gender Traitor

        I was pleasantly surprised to have part of a Duluth Trading order delivered yesterday. (The rest had arrived Saturday.) It wasn’t one of the Big Three delivery agents – it was some outfit called OnTrac. An earlier order had arrived a little late (and after we’d left for our trip to the state park lodge, Thank goodness we have observant, helpful neighbors) but these arrived a little earlier than expected.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have the unfortunate luck of things arriving early only when it will inconvenience me. I place orders with the expectation that they will arrive on a day that I am home from the estimates, but if something does go right it will end up stopping by when I’m not there.

  26. UnCivilServant

    I’m listening to the Time Traveller’s Guide to Regency Britain. In the section where the author is talking about the agricultural revolution, he talks about how the drive towards profites drove up efficiency and yield to support a booming population, then spends ages lamenting how that selfsame revolution drove the tenant serfs out of their hardscrabble lives of subsistance farming into the new industrial jobs that were popping up all over. What he stridently avoided asking was whether this move resulted in an improvement in circumstance for those relocated rural workers. No, just an assumption that the loss of the traditional, starvation prone life inherited from medieval forebearers without the benefits of the medeival warm period was a thing of woe.

    • Fourscore

      And they probably got inside plumbing and electricity as well. I hate when that happens.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, not electricity, this was around 1800.

    • Gender Traitor

      Many historians – and others – do seem to romanticize the traditional agricultural lifestyle, overlooking such hazards as drought, weather disasters, pest infestation, etc. on top of the sheer hard work involved. I wonder if earlier historians bemoaned the decline of the hunter/gatherer lifestyle when folks figured out that whole farming thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        The impression was worse because this book was on my playlist right after the Time Travellers Guide to Reconstruction Britain – where there was a lengthy chapter on the famines caused by poor harvests and widespread subsistance farming. I know they weren’t written as close together as that, but it was a bit of a contrast.

      • UnCivilServant

        Earlier Historians had a very different approach where they crowed about their civilization rising above the primitive savages on all sides.

        One thing that kept running through my head while listening to the “Rhapsody to the Poor Subsistance Farmer” was Thatchers “They would rather the poor be poorer as long as the rich were less rich”.

  27. R.J.

    UCS: Knees and pain become close friends the older you get. I have a knee wrap that I wear on alternating knees depending on which is complaining the most. Ladders seem to annoy my knees the most.

    • UnCivilServant

      This was the result of a fall where the knee was the first point of contact to the concrete, not the general aging pains.

      • R.J.

        That’s how mine started 5 years ago.