Yes, tonight’s film is based on a videogame of the same name, and it is a good whodunit. It is also not the first werewolf whodunit movie. Svengoolie regularly shows The Beast Must Die, which is a great film to see exactly once. Whodunits are quite underrepresented here at GlibFlicks, and this helps take up the slack. Also this freshens up the posts with a movie from 2021!
So why did I pick this? Well, it’s newish, and it has Milana Vayntrub in it, who certainly captured the minds and other parts of men during her stint as the AT&T girl. That’s not all though. This is a well put together movie, which had the highest critic scores of any movie based on a video game at the time. It’s a quality film! Really!
OK, I did it mostly because of Milana Vayntrub.
Speaking of video game movies, that is a very shallow pool of effluence. Stay with me. This movie plays well, and will keep you guessing. Who is the werewolf? Who are those bizarre small town characters? When can we actually see the werewolf? The answer is… you won’t know anything until the end. This is much more a murder mystery than a monster film. It’s too easy to post spoilers regarding this film, so I am going to leave any further plot talk aside.
Trivia: This was written by a woman named Mishna Wolff, which is some kind of crazy coincidence. There isn’t a lot more to add here, this film was released and vanished to the online streaming circuit quickly. It did not get a lot of press. Too bad. It deserves better.
So watch! or don’t! Everything is voluntary! Next week we will watch Gang Wars! Because the answer to most questions is… Supernatural Blackspoitation Kung Fu! I am still previewing some of the other new movies that arrived in my queue before foisting them on you all. There is a ton of new content coming soon!
*schwing!*
“Supernatural Blackspoitation Kung Fu!”
I can only get so hard.
Yeah, that got my attention.
I previewed it quickly and decided “holy crap this is insane” and posted it ahead of another film with lady amazon wrestlers.
“Whodunits are quite underrepresented here at GlibFlicks, and this helps take up the slack.”
Clue is a great movie.
The fact that the ending changed depending on where you saw it was interesting.
At the time I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. Now thanks to home video I don’t care as much.
The cast is awesome. It’s worth it just for Madeline Cahn.
‘Clue’ is my official ‘Favorite Movie.’
The three endings, with only one being shown at various theaters, further enhances the batshit perfection of the flick.
“Yes. I killed Yvette. I *hated* her … *SO* much… FLAMES….flames, on the side of my face.. heaving.. having.. heaving breathe…”
Just a curveball into insanity, sticking the landing for a clueless Strike 3.
I was wearing my lucky werewolf shirt when I got a perfect score on the ASVAB.
https://platedlizard.blogspot.com/2015/04/awesome-werewolf-shirt.html
Newcastle Werewolf ale is good.
https://blog.wineandcheeseplace.com/2012/07/newcastle-werewolf-blood-red-ale.html
I remember killing a 6 pack of werewolf ale and getting lots of laughs at a Chicago open mic night. I pissed behind 3 dumpsters and under the Kennedy overpass on my walk to the venue, a bar where I drank more.
So why did I pick this? Well, it’s newish, and it has Milana Vayntrub in it, who certainly captured the minds and other parts of men during her stint as the AT&T girl. That’s not all though. This is a well put together movie, which had the highest critic scores of any movie based on a video game at the time. It’s a quality film! Really!
OK, I did it mostly because of Milana Vayntrub.
Dammit. I was out at dinner. I just got back.
I have to dive in. Milana Vayntrub. Yummy.
In other news, I’m converting to Judaism and moving to Uzbekistan.
Have you developed a taste for battery fluid?
????
Not a SCTV viewer, lol.
Can’t link on my phone so Google “hey Giorgy”, or not.
I’ll do it.
Slacker. Latvian Orthodox(!)( or gtfo.
“Latvian Orthodox?!’
‘Sure, why do I care?”‘
“Yes, fadder.”
“You seem *full* of the holy faith.”
“Yes, i’m full of it, fadda. Father!”
I like that house.
inorite?
*presses play*
I can hate watch Florida after.
It’s always interesting to see how many letters I have to enter in Search in order to get to the Feature Presentation. Tonight, it was two letters.
The link doesn’t work?
I watch on TV.
Computer is for computin’.
I dl, then HDMI to TV.
You sacred me. I tested, it does work. The movie was not taken down.
Dammit. Scared! I hate typing on a phone.
Ugh fuck me what else is on.
Nice pick, RJ. Very enjoyable!
oh. It’s an inn.
It is “the historic Fleischmanns Yeast family estate” in the Hudson valley, according to wikipedia. Neat.
I’m rooting against the hippies and I’m not even sure if we’ve seen one yet.
Not even hippies root for hippies.
Looks like the doctor is one of the hippies.
That’s just common sense.
She likes him. And she looks hot in that top.
Oh. Ouch. This is worse than Swingers.
Swingers is money.
There it is.
I’m referring to the ranger and his ex-girlfriend.
So sorry. It was my daughter’s last day of school so I took her out to eat.
???
I wasn’t here when the post went up. Thankfully I can do that twice per business quarter before Swissy calls STEVE SMITH to pay a visit.
Give on to Caesar, I guess.
life at the boat factory
-we make a so-called million-dollar boat; it’s 40 feet long, but not sure if it’s actually worth that much
-all the boats cost at least 100k, so every smudge, scratch, and minor imperfection is a big deal
-the other day, 6 guys were trying to push a 26 ft boat on a dolly, but one of the wheels was turned the wrong way,
I glanced around and saw a tool that looked like it was designed for exactly that sort of problem. I used it to turn the wheel, and it was like magic. Mr. Natural says use the right tool for the job.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Natural_(character)
“Don’t mean sheeit…”
It was a right of passage for me when my dad shared his old comic books and comedy records with me. For a former Mormon missionary, he really liked George Carlin.
Can you send me home so I can watch this?
Kthxby.
It’s pretty good so far. /about 1’10” in
I had no idea you were so well hung.
“They said you was hung!”
Slumbrew gets it.
🤜
I’m surprised Q didn’t get a co-author credit.
Huh…. this is taking an interesting turn. More than one killer?
Not there yet but I will say that tossing out all the firepower seemed colassally stupid.
I did a test print of my hext grid for .45ACP . The test was only 8 hexes to make sure the print would work and the rounds fit.
It worked. I’ll have to work out the size it needs to be to work best.
My phone says I have “a call from my intercom” – and it is not stopping ringing.
WTF?
Ohhh it’s coming from the operation that runs the locks now.
Huh. I wish I could turn this off.
I guess that was the current-year version of “press all the doorbells and see who is too stupid to let me in”.
I hate people.
The call is coming from inside the house?
Even worse-It’s a collect call!
I should have known she was too good to be true.
Thanks RJ! That was good.
But does she say the thing?
I think the male Glibs will appreciate this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1kqljjm/maybe_maybe_maybe/
I haven’t played with a bouncy ball in decades!
Good to see a sober Steve-O is still finding joy in life.
For a second there I was afraid that there was no Gaffer involved with this production at all. I’m relieved. Gaffers are very important to the success of a movie. Now, back to the tiddies.
Carry on!
*Nods approvingly
I hope everyone is sleeping. With guns.
Insomnia sucks.
I member when all you pervs started complaining that the AT&T commercials stopped showing Milana Vayntrub below the waste. That happened because she started directing the ads, and she had way too many pervs like yall only commenting about such. Stop being pervs, and focus on her tits.
So everything below her chest is a waste?
Quiet being a perv.
Happy Friday all you pervs.
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YouTube still being weird on both my tablets (iPad and Fire). 😕
https://m.soundcloud.com/velosonics/bracelet
🎶🎶
I don’t have this problem at work on a pc. So weird.
Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., CPRM, and EfE!
Morning, GT.
How goes?
Very well, thanks! My boss is on vacation for the rest of the month, so that’s a virtual vacation for me! 😁
How are you?
Well, I’m trying to figure out how to console a friend whose dad died last night, so my personal inconveniences are insignificant in contrast.
These are the times when words fail me though.
Oh, no! I understand – I never know what to say either. Sometimes the best you can do is make sure they know you’re available to listen.
Aye. I’ve already done so. And there was some warning (It was cancer, so we knew a little in advance), so when he decided he was going to keep some of his dad’s guns, I’ve been giving info on the permitting process. (having gone through it so recently myself). The offer of ther assistance where needed is on the table, but currently there has been nothing I could do more effectively than others.
Vimeo? Dailymotion?
Soundcloud worked dandy in replying to you.
🙂
https://newjersey.news12.com/seaside-heights-sets-memorial-day-weekend-curfew-for-safety-reasons
You couldn’t pay me enough to go to the Jersey shore.
Did your father fight the Second World War?
Depends where you go. Most of the towns are great, with a few exceptions.
“What are the exceptions?”
“The ones with people.”
/Introvert
Hope all is well in all fronts. First break now and lunch at 9. Cutie mngr expected to show later. *Coyful smirk commenced*
‘‘We can’t afford it’: Senate GOP balks at House megabill as messy fight awaits*
Fuck you. Spend less.
Friend, watch out which head you’re thinking with. (Some for irredeemable people it is actually “which dick you’re thinking with”.)
Didn’t kink shame Evan because he gets off on spending less.
🙄 for some
Fair enough, Mr. Tedthhh. 😉
Labubu fan fury after dolls pulled from stores
Can’t they just get Beanie Babies or Cabbage Patch Kids instead?
Alternatively, send all these people to a Waffle House.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/youll-be-able-to-fast-charge-your-ev-during-your-next-waffle-house-brawl
LOL
Waffle House customers are well known for their love of electric vehicles, it is known.
“maker pulled the toys from all UK stores”
Yeah, right. Our dolls are so damn popular that we had to pull them from the stores to prevent violence because people want them that badly. Nice little bit of viral marketing though.
WTF is a Dua Lipa? Two lips?
Tulip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNIK18PKrqY
Hot singer broad from Brazil? Serbia? Whatever…
She always looks dead inside when I see videos of her.
Some local aviation difficulty for KK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0EvonKFzcA
I thought KK was in the southeast.
“OnlyFans star Annie Knight is sharing an update amid her recent hospitalization after sleeping with 583 men in six hours.”
https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/annie-knight-gives-update-amid-hospitalization-for-sex-with-583-men/
We think we can save your vagina Ms. Knight. Where would you like it sent?
Her father must be so proud.
“In all my videos, I was very honest about the fact that I was feeling fine before, during and after. So the actual physical side of the challenge wasn’t so much the problem,” Knight said.
+1 hot dog/hallway
suh’ fam
yo whats goody