Sunday Morning Tales from the Gulch Links

by | Jun 8, 2025 | Daily Links | 161 comments

Alumni Weekend is full swing in the Gulch. I’m suddenly median age in the crowds and entitled progressivism which builds over the decades following a liberal arts “education” at an expensive private university is thick in the air. Combine old and crotchety with a strong sense of intellectual superiority and you have a sense of the brew. Yesterday’s cheeseburger story still has me chuckling.

Fittingly, 10b0t found this left on the floor:

One guy in a mask came in and ordered the barley salad and an iced tea for dinner. At 4pm. Ok whatever. WebDom went out to his table with his order, and he covered his tea with a lid, but no straw. She asked if he wanted a straw, he said no. The lids are to keep germs out when other people are near him…. “I’m pretty sure my face showed what I thought when he said he’s protecting his iced tea from my breath.”

Birthdays today include a guy who could give you some pointers; a guy who apparently loved short doorways; a guy who dug up and polished some of my favorite writers; a guy whose career depended on Watson; a guy whose voice was my nightmare in elementary school gym class; the only woman to appear on the one dollar bill; the closest character to me ever on TV; a woman who was happy to tell you to grow up; a guy who didn’t let anything phase him; one of the heroes of the Vietnam War; and the guy who’s the reason we’re all here.

And me, I’m here for Links.

They are better at it than we are.

‘Cause we’ll have fun, fun, fun ’til our Daddy takes the T-Bird away.

The propaganda machine runs full tilt.

Look! Over there! A squirrel!

The “snowflake” term is over-used, but is sometimes apropos.

We’ll try anything to get the grift back on track.

Let’s agree that they all suck. The very worst brand.

Why were they there in the first place?

Welcome to California. We hope you love Big Brother.

The Old Guy loves great guitar playing, and this one straddles country and jazz in a most delightful way.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

161 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    Fittingly, 10b0t found this left on the floor

    Terrible — they’re making a protest that OMB has made us all in-dentured servants!

    Morning, OMWC. Morning, all…

    • Aloysious

      My munny is on one of the olds mistook it for lube. It’s either that, or someone lost it after being told to get a grip.

  2. SDF-7

    a guy who could give you some pointers

    Happy birthday, Dennis Ritchie!

    • Rat on a train

      This statement is void.

      • SDF-7

        I knew I could trust someone here to cast aspersions upon it.

      • SDF-7

        Oh — and hopefully most folks get de reference.

      • juris imprudent

        If only I could access that part of my memory.

      • rhywun

        hopefully most folks get de reference

        I’ll have to null it over.

  3. Common Tater

    ““No contact orders can be very useful in giving survivors of sexual violence immediate safety without having to navigate a campus or legal system,” says Jo-Ann Finkelstein, a clinical psychologist and author of “Sexism & Sensibility: Raising Empowered, Resilient Girls in the Modern World.” That sense of validation and agency can be critical for the process of recovery.”

    Sounds like she didn’t read her own book.

    • juris imprudent

      Colleges continue to plummet in relevance to producing the elite of the next generation!

      • Chafed

        The coddling is the exact opposite of what should be happening. It’s a big world out there kids. Time to grow up so you can navigate it.

    • Jarflax

      “Agency?” Having Mommy government or Administration protect you from having to see or speak to the bad scary person you don’t like is agency? The argument for liberty is self ownership, and self-ownership is a coin with two faces, liberty and responsibility. How are we anything but slaves if we do away with the nasty concept of personal responsibility in favor of life as moral toddlers?

  4. SDF-7

    a guy whose voice was my nightmare in elementary school gym class

    Yeah — but think of the travel package he had for you if you met the test at the end of high school!

  5. SDF-7

    and the guy who’s the reason we’re all here.

    Is it Sloopy’s birthday already? Or is that just too local?

    • Ted S.

      Happy birthday Katherine Mangu-Ward!

      • Chafed

        Lol! Is the FBI runner up?

    • Evan from Evansville

      It’s my brother’s 44th and just had his 20th anniversary w my SiL.

      I went to school with her sister for all 12 yrs in school. Sat next to her in kindergarten.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw, how sweet.

  6. Common Tater

    “As of Saturday night, Bass had yet to denounce violent riots in her jurisdiction and safety concerns raised by federal authorities.”

    CWAC

    • rhywun

      I love the quote about “proud city of immigrants”. Her hatred for the natives on full display… it’s quite impressive really.

      • Chafed

        LA is getting what it voted for good and hard. I’m still wondering what, if anything, will make the local Dems move toward more moderate policies and politicians.

      • juris imprudent

        Chafed based on the evidence of every other Dem-run major city, nothing will move them to anything constructive. Not the pols and not the voters – they’ll all just wallow in the decay and cry about how it must be someone else’s fault.

        Fuck them all and feed them into a woodchipper with very dull blades.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Why wait for them to create a solution? Build a wall around all of the “sanctuary” cities and tell them they’re on their own. Just leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

      • Chafed

        @JI I am sadly forced to agree.

  7. Stinky Wizzleteats

    They don’t all suck but none of them are good either. What do you expect for something that’s edible that costs thirty cents?

  8. Common Tater

    I don’t think I’ve ever eaten ramen.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s not bad drenched in either olive oil or butter and only half of the flavor packet being used. If you go by the directions and only use what’s given in the package it’s an overly salty mess.

    • Sensei

      Make the distinction between ramen and instant ramen.

      I don’t mind instant ramen as a junk food splurge, but maruchan is not the best. I agree with OMWC.

      As Stinky notes you can change it up without much effort and make something much better.

      Real ramen is a favorite, but high in fat, sodium and calories.

      • cavalier973

        Fat is good for you

  9. SDF-7

    ‘Cause we’ll have fun, fun, fun ’til our Daddy takes the T-Bird away.

    All I could think as Newsom prated on about calling up the Guard to protect Federal officers and facilities being “unprecedented” was… “Dude… there’s one big nasty precedent called ‘Sumter’ out there… do you really want to push things to that point?”

    I don’t think he does — I just think he (and Bass) is an incompetent idiot. I also tend to agree (not surprising to y’all that have heard my rants) with Vance that “What would you call a group of people, especially military aged men, crossing a border en masse and then fighting law enforcement officials while waving the flag of another country in any other case?” Yeah, they’re not directly assaulting the military — but that’s asymmetric warfare for you. Which also leads to another tweet I read this morning that I have to agree with “Mass deportations are the moderate response.” — in other words, if they keep pushing things we might swing over to a hardline response… and that wouldn’t be pretty.

    Interesting times — in the Chinese fashion these days. Yay.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Newsome thinks he still has a chance, nationally, and wants to keep this under wraps. No chance of that now.

    • Rat on a train

      National Guard to arrive in LA in 24 hours, as governor calls Trump’s move ‘inflammatory’
      Where are the social workers when you need to diffuse tensions?

      • Chafed

        I’m trying to understand what Newsom thinks is correct response. Just let rioters throw rocks at federal agents and block their vehicles? It’s a complete abandonment of the rule of law.

      • The Last American Hero

        It worked just fine in 2020. The thugs got billions of dollars, corporations kissing their ass and forcing their employees to do likewise, and Team Red got bounced from office.

    • rhywun

      Interesting times

      Entirely caused by Democrats.

      None of this was an issue when St. Barack did the exact same thing.

    • rhywun

      incompetent idiot

      It’s not incompetence – it’s evil. They are literally pitting groups against one another and heavily favoring the one that is comprised of illegal aliens.

      Because Donald.

      • Chafed

        Newsom is a constant reminder of Dems suicidal politics.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        To whom does “Trump’s GOP is making America smoggy again” make sense? (Beeb link)

  10. SDF-7

    The propaganda machine runs full tilt.

    If these people thought they could get political power from zombies — we’d have World War Z restructured as “those poor zombies just trying to get through the fence to feed themselves”.

    Release the hostages. Stop attacking your neighbors. Hopefully then start building up your own infrastructure so you don’t depend on people you’ve been conditioned to hate. The answers are right there, jerks…. and everything I’ve seen over the decades says that if you actually did that, Israel would certainly be accommodating of a status quo and more likely than not would have their pendulum swing to a government that would do a two state solution at the least with concessions. But of course — your “leaders” don’t want that (because there would be less international graft to siphon and funding from states looking the stir the pot) and again.. you’ve been conditioned for decades to hate them.

    My sympathies are rather low as a result, sorry.

    • rhywun

      I’m glad I hovered before clicking that.

  11. SDF-7

    The “snowflake” term is over-used, but is sometimes apropos.

    They could just default to remote learning for anyone who tries to get such an order. I’m sure they could build them a nice little Neo pod eventually so they’d never have to directly interact with yucky humanity again.

    • The Last American Hero

      Are we blaming the snowflake or the grown ups at the university that enable this shit?

  12. Ted S.

    a guy who apparently loved short doorways

    So, not Christo Javacheff?

    • Rat on a train

      John Cusack?

    • Aloysious

      Robert Reich?

  13. SDF-7

    Why were they there in the first place?

    “Equity driven” loans during the PPP Admin (or Obama admin) at a guess. “Why is it the Fed’s job to steal money from taxpayers and loan it to small businesses” is of course the question most of us want answered (in the Davy Crockett fashion)… but you knew that and just wanted to see a wave of Fuck you, cut spending, didn’t ya?

  14. Common Tater

    “California Gov. Gavin Newsom called it “unfair” to allow transgender athletes to participate in female college and youth sports.”

    But he’s done nothing about it.

    • SDF-7

      “If I mouth the right soundbites, I can put them on my political ads and emails and no one will look into my actual actions! Don’t you know modern politics?”

    • rhywun

      Yeah, the idea that the left will move towards any ideas that Donald espouses is delusional.

    • The Last American Hero

      And Mayor Pete grew a fucking beard. A beard. To appear more masculine or something.

  15. SDF-7

    Welcome to California. We hope you love Big Brother.

    Ah the petty tyranny of “code violations” at the local level. The same assholes who otherwise would run HOAs… I’m firmly in the “you shouldn’t be allowed on the property without notice” combined with “you can not use any observation other than human visible wavelengths from outside the property line without a *proper* warrant”.. but 1) I doubt that’s surprising around here (okay, that I didn’t call for legalized AA emplacements might be around here) and 2) Since it runs against the local power structures… doubt it will happen over all.

    This is again the sort of thing that I assume drove people to the frontiers that just couldn’t live with the “for the community!” types that take over any sufficient concentration of people. If only there was a viable one right now (Animal is doubtless stressing that “Nope… Alaska is too cold / full up! Keep your Californians down in the Lower 48!”… I’m not Mike Crider, but I can sympathize… [Oh and complete side tangent… but if Animal reads this… 40 percent into book 2… and have to say, did not expect the direction you took that literary universe… “What the hell, good sir?” was muttered more than once… ])

    • Evan from Evansville

      We don’t necessarily want to *encourage* AA encampments. They’re mostly good people, but put a bunch together? .. There’s gonna be trouble.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Tox: No… Can ya send a link, please. I must reeducate myself.

    • Plinker762

      I’m waiting for the build-your-own directed energy weapon videos to come out. A microwave auto turret would do the trick for most drones.

    • Suthenboy

      I am not clicking on that.

    • Sean

      Not clicking.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just as fat Al Sharpton was the best Al Sharpton, fat Lizzo was the best Lizzo.

    • SDF-7

      Also not clicking — but probably not alone in thinking “Just about any bikini probably looks “tiny” on Lizzo”.

    • Tres Cool

      I prefer the “before” look. But I still may be in my bunk.

    • Chafed

      Good for her for losing weight but still no.

    • The Last American Hero

      It was just a couple of years ago that she was the symbol of the body positivity movement.

      “Don’t judge me as ugly just because I’m morbidly obe—-so you’re saying I just take these pills and the weight falls off? Sign my fat ass up!”

  16. juris imprudent

    a guy whose voice was my nightmare in elementary school gym class

    Happy birthday R. Lee Ermey?

    • Tres Cool

      Worse would be Jim Varney doing Ernest P. Worrell.

      • cavalier973

        KnowwhatImean?

    • The Last American Hero

      Richard Simmons.

    • Suthenboy

      The paper said Bannon claimed? It wasn’t his third cousin’s ex-wife’s new boyfriend’s daughter?

      • Suthenboy

        ‘the paper’ turns out to be the WaPo, fabulists extraordinaire. Of course.

    • Sean

      And then a hockey game broke out?

      • SDF-7

        I was thinking “slap fight”, but close enough.

    • PutridMeat

      I used to be at least partially sympathetic to Bannon, what with all the lawfare directed against. But fuck that guy with a sideways rusty axe head. “Deport Musk” is bad enough, but “Nationalize all his companies”… Just fuck off. You lend credence to fascist accusations against the Trump admin. And if they continue to listen to you and involve you in their decision making process, maybe those accusations are correct. Die in a fire you piece of fucking shit.

      • Suthenboy

        We are treading in an ocean of lies. Who the hell knows anymore?
        I think I will just sit and watch and see how it all shakes out in the end.

      • Chafed

        Bannon is a self described Leninist.

      • juris imprudent

        I can’t think of one fascist that wasn’t first a Marxist.

    • Common Tater

      Why does Hakeem Jeffries have this weird grey color? Does he have some kind of blood disease?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      This is correct. Any government action is a misallocation of resources, causing a nonzero number of deaths. The number may not be as large as 1, but it’s bigger than 0.

  17. Common Tater

    “USA Today’s writer Nancy Armour, in an opinion piece from the outlet reacting to the spat between Riley Gaines and Simone Biles over a transgender pitcher in Minnesota, claimed that there is no scientific evidence that males identifying as women have an advantage over women in sports. ”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/usa-today-claims-theres-no-scientific-evidence-males-have-athletic-advantage-over-women-amid-riley-gaines-simone-biles-trans-spat

    Retarded or lying?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yes, also crazy eyes.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Dude. Look at that jaw.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        It doesn’t look very hydrodynamic. Probably why she lost to that dude girl.

      • Tres Cool

        “Honey, you have your Dad’s hands. And his jawline.”

    • rhywun

      Another issue where TDS is breaking the left.

      They have to believe this nonsense because otherwise Donald wins.

    • Aloysious

      Nancy Armour, thank you for making the world worse with your opinion. Go away now.

    • Sensei

      Huge in nyc. Used for ticket and toll avoidance.

    • Tres Cool

      The comments are the best part as usual.

      “Did you mean to write that last part in a Cockney accent, or was that just in my head?”

    • SDF-7

      I think they’re lucky the guy didn’t go for Penissylvania.

    • Tonio

      Apparently, yes. Just as fake handicapped parking hang-tags are.

      I’ve also seen several plateless cars with prominent “Untaxed Vehicle – Do Not Tow” signs, apparently some type of sovereign citizen thing.

      Fun story: One summer I worked with a guy with a pronounced NY accent and Alabama plates on his car. I asked him about Alabama and he said he’d never been there but there was a magistrate down there who would register your vehicle and sell you Alabama tags for much cheaper than he could register the vehicle in NY.

      • Fourscore

        I don’t have the handicap post card. No one calls me out after they see me walk. I like to park near the cart corral so I can use one to go into the store.

        We’ve all seen the abuses. Some places have “Educators/Law Enforcement” reserved spots, what’s up with that?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        4×20: Unenforceable, along with Pregnant Women Only and Clean Air Vehicles Only (hey, mine passed its smog test).

    • DrOtto

      Yes, in TX fake “30 day” temp tags are all the rage. If you see a clapped out Camry with 30 day plates running a stop light, he gets right of way unless you want to lose you car to an uninsured, unlicensed, illegal immigrant. They also won’t be cited if caught because reasons.

    • Plinker762

      In Washington, registration is more expensive than the fine so more people are just not renewing their tabs. As long as they stay off the interstates, I doubt they ever get caught.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s also a misdemeanor, so I don’t fuck around and find out, in spite of my registration being double the fine.

  18. Common Tater

    “The study, published in JAMA Health Forum, found that if all 50 states removed fluoride from public water systems, kids would develop 25.4 million more decayed teeth over five years. The study noted that “tooth decay would disproportionately affect publicly insured and uninsured children compared to those with private dental insurance.”

    After 10 years, the total number of decayed teeth would increase to 53.8 million at a cost of $19.4 billion, according to the study.”

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/study-projects-removing-fluoride-public-water-would-cost-billions

    Bullshit.

    • Sensei

      Funny. NJ is about 95% unflouridated.

      I’m sure they factored that into their math, right?

    • PutridMeat

      Despite every study (other than the very first shoddy one that led to mass flouridation) being unable to find any link between flouridation and tooth decay along with, at best, a very weak mechanistic pathway. What is it with the fascination with medical interventions with 0 dose control? Strange how, when threatened, ‘studies’ (I’m guessing there’s a lot of modeling and input assumptions at work here) pop up finding SURPRISE! The Science supports our desired outcome. Now get in line and do as your betters order, you rube. I seem to recall something similar with masks, despite decades of contrary evidence…

      • Rat on a train

        I like this bit for Wikiganda:

        Fluoridation costs an estimated $1.36 per person-year on the average

        By comparison, fluoride toothpaste costs an estimated $11–$23 per person-year, with the incremental cost being zero for people who already brush their teeth for other reasons

      • Sensei

        What % of the U.S. now runs their drinking water through a fridge that has an activated charcoal water filter?

      • Tres Cool

        I don’t think charcoal will remove fluoride.

      • juris imprudent

        Ozy’s series certainly leaps to the foreground here.

      • Common Tater

        “I don’t think charcoal will remove fluoride.”

        I don’t think so either.

      • Fourscore

        Will fluoride remove charcoal?

        /Tired of home BBQ

  19. Tonio

    “a guy who dug up and polished some of my favorite writers”

    Not only do we have Campbell to thank for The Thing, one of the greatest sci-fi stories and subsequent movies (John Carpenter’s version, of course), but we also have him to thank for some of Heinlein’s work. Campbell on motivating Robert Heinlein:

    The trouble with Bob Heinlein is that he doesn’t need to write. When I want a story from him, the first thing I have to do is think up something he would like to have, like a swimming pool. The second thing is to sell him on the idea of having it. The third thing is to convince him he should write a story to get the money to pay for it, instead of building it himself.

    I can’t find a good source for this quote, but I’ve seen it on the feed of The Heinlein Society, so I assume they vetted it.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Heinlein gave me my favorite and most useful quote about writing. “To a writer, the most beautiful words in the English language are, ‘Pay to the order of…'”

      • SDF-7

        I don’t find them that beautiful — but I think that’s because I see them so often in outflow instead of inflow. (Adulthood is when you stop looking forward to the mail because you know it is all junk and bills…)

      • Mojeaux

        To everybody else, it’s “You were right.”

        Re the snippet website you said was unreadable. What I didn’t get to explain was that I did it for phone mostly/only (to my dismay). Trust me, I don’t like that it looks like shit and I can do much better work than that.

        However, I realized a couple of weeks ago that people my kids’ age and younger don’t use PCs much if at all, don’t really use tablets, either. They use their phones almost exclusively. Now, I don’t think I’m going to get vast numbers of new readers from the twenty-something contingent, but NOBODY drags their PCs with them to the doctor’s office. So, I had to make it readable on a phone.

        Now, the problem is that I keep the samples in PDFs on my WordPress installation and it’s embedded from Scribd (scroll down). Ain’t nobody reading that on a phone. They may not even read it on a PC.

        I suppose I COULD put the samples on my WordPress installation as a page. I just now thought of that as I was typing this.

  20. Mojeaux

    I get to take my docs to the KCPD today, probably take a lie detector test, a couple of general IQ tests, and possibly (hopefully not) some sort of physical fitness thing. However, if they’re that stuck on physical fitness, they’ll probably just take one look at me and escort me out.

    Look. You’re putting 911 callers on hold. Don’t be proud.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Polygraph, not lie detector. The former is almost as reliable at the latter as astrology.

      I was denied promotion and access to some critical programs during my aerospace days because I refused to stake my reputation on the outcome of a witch doctor casting chicken bones.

      • Mojeaux

        Tomayto, tomahto. I almost never lie. If I don’t know or if I don’t care or if I don’t have bandwidth to think about it, I’ll just say, “I don’t know.”

      • Mojeaux

        Or rather, I should say, I only lie between the covers.

      • PutridMeat

        Nothing as far as clearances or anything, but in the before times, the long long ago, a young Fresh Meat was getting a night shift job at a 7-11 that, for some reason, required a polygraph. During the exam, it was clear the examiner had a pre-conceived notion of what my answers should be and he would not accept that I wasn’t on drugs. A young, relatively good looking – if I may be permitted that indulgence – guy fresh to southern California looking for a night shift position, of course I was doing drugs (wasn’t even drinking at the time) – “don’t worry about it, everyone does it they won’t disqualify you, just be honest”. He wouldn’t take the truth for an answer.

        Some time later, I was BSing with the manager after my shift and he pulled my ‘file’ and we looked over the polygraph report. “Subject was evasive and untruthful with respect to drug usage”. Now I know I was 100% truthful with respect to drug usage. The examiner didn’t believe me, so the machine ‘caught’ me in a lie. I have no doubt that a skilled interlocutor can make some fairly accurate estimations about truthfulness, but the polygraph is a fake prop designed to give some semblance of sciency thruthiness to the intuition of the person administering the test.

      • Tres Cool

        I hope whomever is administering yours is gentler than the DoD contractor that did mine.
        A couple of hours of the same repeat questions- it was certainly an interrogation and not an interview.

        Fun fact- if you have a guilty conscious, a couple of ativan or a xanax before you take the quiz removes the anxiety that the machine is allegedly recording. But I suspect they drug test before now.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        P Meat: and if you had pretended to agree with him?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the threat of a polygraph – or a drug test – is an absolute deal breaker for me.

        And I don’t do drugs (anymore).

      • Mojeaux

        For a 911 operator, polygraph tests don’t bother me in the least bit. As for drug tests, all I have to do is take my rx bottle. In fact, I think I’ll take a pic of it before I go. It’s the physical fitness test I’m a little worried about.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, no. They’re doing that too.

  21. SDF-7

    While I do believe “frontline healthcare” seems to be as scripted as “level 1 tech support” in a lot of ways — I don’t trust this quack to lead the charge on implementing this, nor do I really want impersonal HR chatbot style interactions everywhere while we all desperately look for the “press 0 to speak to a human” option.

  22. Evan from Evansville

    Just a Cobb salad for lunch at 9am.

    The ‘worst’ is outta the way. The rest of the day’ll be spent pickin’ ’round, w wry observations made on the lifestyles of strangers.

    I also constantly monitor the talent shopping. It’s Noblesville. Fancy pantsy Walmart. The best. Fanciest. Classy. And so am I.

    Free samples of me are on offer and display.

    • juris imprudent

      The Walmart in Port St Lucie, FL stunned me with how nice it was. Didn’t know Wallie had that in them.

  23. PieInTheSky

    Welcome to California. We hope you love Big Brother.

    if you do not have any code violations you have nothing to worry about

  24. PieInTheSky

    memetic_sisyphus
    @memeticsisyphus
    I was at a dinner party with a bunch of boomers. They’re all highly educated, most of them stem professors/ ex professors. They have a wine club and were debating the merits of this and that vineyard. We spoke at length about their over seas travels, their other properties. Two of them told the stories of their great grandparents homesteading, beaming with pride they still owned the land; making residuals off the mineral rights and renting farms.

    Most of them have pensions from multiple governments. Working all across the anglosphere in academia and government agencies.

    All of them were parents with kids about my age. None of them were grandparents.

    The only political topic that came up was deportations, and how sad they were that they would have fewer international students to have an excuse to go visit over seas.

    I like these people, they’re friendly and good hearted. We have great conversations. But I’ve rarely met a more out of touch group of people in my life.

    https://x.com/memeticsisyphus/status/1931397590907564360

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • juris imprudent

      Academics out of touch? STOP THE PRESSES!!!

  25. Evan from Evansville

    What’s the PPP acronym, in reference to the Obama machine?

    • Evan from Evansville

      Postpone planned parenthood! Just bone away and enjoy what happens!

      Particularly Ev, over there. Pounce Pussycats, pounce!!

      (Oooh! That’s way better. Engorged approval, my darlings. You have it.)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ev, did you see the pic from yesterday captioned “Don’t let a $30 summer dress cost you 18 years of child support”?

    • DrOtto

      President Poopy Pants (Biden)

    • Chafed

      That’s nice but where are the beautiful Romanian women picking the berries?

      • PieInTheSky

        tiktok probably

    • Aloysious

      Are those on the left… Pie cherries?

      • PieInTheSky

        I am unfamiliar with this euphemism

  26. R C Dean

    I had this idea this morning:

    Trump should fire up the autopen to put Biden’s signature on a pardon (backdated, of course) for Abrego “MS-13” Garcia, then announce that they have found a previously unannounced pardon and he will be send back to El Salvador immediately.

    Let it stew for a few days, with everyone calling it an obvious fake, and then say “yeah, we used the autopen for this, its not real, but how, exactly, can you tell this one from all the other pardons, and other documents, signed with the autopen?”

    • Grumbletarian

      Argle blargle falsifying government documents argle blarge high crimes and misdemeanors, fire up the impeachment machine!

      • R C Dean

        Somehow, I doubt a big blowup over using the autopen to falsify documents is going to break in the Dems’ favor.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I watched Bad News Bears for the 4,284th time a couple of nights ago. The Toreador Song is still stuck in my head.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Surprised it ever left.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Striking a blow for justice

    A 2024 Tesla Cybertruck was given an extreme makeover about 1:50 p.m. Wednesday in the Boise area, after a vandal smeared lipstick across the truck’s stainless steel surface. The suspect, who was seen arriving in a red sedan, is suspected of causing an estimated $500 worth of damage to the vehicle, according to a news release from the Meridian Police Department. Police reported that they had identified a suspect by Friday afternoon.

    The lipstick was used to draw on the side of the Tesla Cybertruck, but what was drawn and the shade of lipstick were not disclosed in the news release.

    A swastika, perchance?

  29. Muzzled Woodchipper

    She also says it puts troops in “legal and ethical jeopardy”, and is “recklessly undermining our foundational democratic principle that the military should not police civilians”.

    If locals refuse to police civilians who are openly attacking feds, what the fuck do you expect?

    These leftist fuckers have for years rioted with impunity. They destroy shit. They hurt people. And, out west, the locals don’t do a goddamn thing about it. If you want to maintain the foundational democratic principle of not having the military police civilians, then the locals need to do their fucking jobs by actually policing civilians. Instead, we have the locals openly encouraging and supporting civilians in their bullshit.

    Just wall the city off and have them fend for themselves.

    • Common Tater

      Didn’t Clinton deport around 12 million?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Maybe. But the democrats have moved from reasonably moderate to very far left politics, and he’d be strung up by his own party now. I’m surprised that they haven’t condemned him ex-post facto on many of his positions, which, of course, are many of the positions Trump currently holds.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He still hasn’t been ostracized for admitted sexual harassment (and unadmitted sexual predation).

    • R C Dean

      There is such a thing as the Insurrection Act which gives the federal government extraordinary powers over states.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And the National Guard has been federalized before when local authorities refused to act.

  30. Common Tater

    “What began as a so-called “spontaneous protest” against ICE enforcement operations in Los Angeles has now been exposed as something far more insidious: a well-funded, coordinated riot, with ties to radical left-wing organizations, government-backed NGOs, and even a billionaire known for pushing Chinese Communist propaganda.

    According to a damning exposé by investigative account @DataRepublican, several nonprofit organizations and shadowy political fronts played a pivotal role in igniting the chaos that saw federal officers attacked, flags burned, and city streets blocked.

    But what’s more alarming: tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer money may have indirectly fueled the unrest.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/06/report-evidence-suggests-la-riots-ice-raids-could/

    • Common Tater

      “The Department of Homeland Security is funding one of the groups that is staging protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which falls under DHS. War Room’s Natalie Winters shared the shocking information on X, showing that DHS, under the Biden administration, gave a project grant to Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA) in the amount of $450,000.

      CHIRLA has been engaging in and staging protests opposing ICE. Protesters with CHIRLA carry signs saying “Stop deportations: full rights for immigrants,” “ICE: out of our communities,” “Education not Deportation,” “Stop the starvation, stop the deportations,” and “The Trump Fascist Regime Must Go Now.””

      https://thepostmillennial.com/california-anti-ice-protest-group-funded-by-biden-dhs-grant

      • R C Dean

        Is CHIRLA still wetting its beak? If I had to bet, I would say it is.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Don’t call me Chirla.

    • Suthenboy

      It is the USIP. The United States Institute for Peace.
      We have a serious problem when our IC starts using these tactics here on US soil against US citizens.
      And what is going to be done about it?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    But what’s more alarming: tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer money may have indirectly fueled the unrest.”

    Alarming, perhaps, but certainly not surprising.

  32. Muzzled Woodchipper

    “This person used a system that is supposed to do good in the world and used it against me,” May said.

    Now take this lesson and go forth into the world. Everything that is “supposed to do good in the world” will be turned against you.

    • Suthenboy

      Naive much?