Elegy for an Effigy

by | Jun 14, 2025 | I Am Lame | 96 comments

Something big happened this week, and it has nothing to do with Israel.

This is my review of Ommegang Super Bolleke:

I will concede now there is someone on the internet linking the Jews to LA residents burning their own neighborhoods. I will not argue for or against this.

Back in March I had to pick my son up from the airport after a school trip. He was standing by the curb at the location he requested which made me happy he was attuned enough to his surroundings he could give his location over the phone. He’s becoming a functional human.

This was my first encounter with a Waymo. I learned at that exact moment the car is designed to never take right of way, even if you yield to it. Unfortunately for the guy in the Waymo this left him waiting until I figured this out, and at the airport seconds matter! And so, in LA they took advantage of this and stood in front of the Waymo, while it sat helplessly asking its overlords to enable self preservation mode….why did they let it die like that? Why?

Anyways, Waymo responded predictably by refusing service to the parts in LA that is seeing such violent protests. Which if the meme is correct, means they’re still working for like 99% of LA. According to some, this act of senseless violence is in fact symbolic of the struggle against capitalist oppression. What else would it be? (TW: The New Republic)

 But you don’t need to look into the mind of a protester to see the symbolic power of a robotaxi. It’s easy to comprehend what they stand for: an effort by the richest people on earth to eliminate employees and any other human friction that might get in the way of profit or interrupt their efforts to cozy up to the Trump administration and aid in its quest to terrorize millions of people. Robotaxis can also just be really fucking annoying. These aren’t unrelated phenomena.

They’re starting to do the thought map meme…

Again, nobody really knows why Waymos were vandalized. Maybe they offered a convenient, on-demand way to block traffic that would inconvenience Google executives rather than regular people who need their cars to get to work and the grocery store.

I know why: you can download the app on your phone. Summon the car on your phone to your exact location, and it has no owner inside to worry about having to fight off your attempts to light it on fire. A convenient way to sow discord.

Those companies’ success—the reason we’re supposed to give in to all their demands—rests on their promise that the products that are making a lot of people’s lives either more annoying or objectively worse will, at some point, render our shared future “almost unimaginably bright,” according to OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Or else! 

Our futures don’t depend on AI developers’ continued existence. Real-world evidence seems to indicate that a world of their making is one that’s worse to live in. And their bubble could burst soon enough. Like their allies in Silicon Valley, Republicans promise an apocalypse that only Donald Trump can protect us against. Trump’s ghoulish deputy chief of staff, Stephen Miller, points to burned-out Waymos as â€œall the proof you need that mass migration unravels societies.” The people actively unraveling society for Angelenos, though, are the masked ICE agents who are abducting children from school, not a few protesters torching robotaxis. The hellish future Stephen Miller warns about—of an alleged “invasion of the United States”—is already here. His goons are the invaders.

I gotta say, it takes a special level of retarded communist agitprop to get me to consider if Sam Altman is the good guy. Way to go commies.

If it says, its good, its really good on the can..it had better be really damn good. Well it is. Bolleke refers to a Belgian style that is somewhat obscure in the US but is well known enough that the type of glass used to serve the type of beer is eponymous. That is …its the same name, “Bolleke”. Which means this is a collaboration of some kind? Yes! Try it, their assurances on the can are in fact true. Its good, its really good. Ommegang Super Bolleke: 4.3/5 7.8% abv

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96 Comments

  1. Drake

    That beer sounds delicious. I may have to seek it out

    Of course mass immigration destroys societies, that’s why the people sho want to destroy our society are in favor of it.

    • R C Dean

      Sometimes it’s colonization, sometimes it’s diversity and a human right to move to someone else’s country.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    It’s easy to comprehend what they stand for: an effort by the richest people on earth to eliminate employees and any other human friction that might get in the way of profit or interrupt their efforts to cozy up to the Trump administration and aid in its quest to terrorize millions of people.

    Okay, Kreskin.

    • Akira

      Dave Smith, Joe Rogan’s favorite comedian-turned-foreign-policy expert … denied claims that Cooper was an antisemite; Cooper just had “nuanced” views, Smith said.

      Ooooohkay, bullshit alarm went off there. Agree with Dave Smith on Israel-Palestine or not, he has thoroughly explained on his show why it’s implausible that Darryl Cooper just hates the Jews.

      • Brochettaward

        I mean, asking us to cut off support/aid is one thing. Demanding that we bomb the shit out of the Israelis is ridiculous and obviously anti-Semitic.

    • Drake

      Israel has caused a lot of trouble. Cutting off aid and ordering our navy away would solve them.

      Won’t happen, and maybe to his point, too many in our government are owned by AIPAC. Now a thing on X to ask grok how money a politician receives from them.

    • juris imprudent

      Tucker really wants to dismantle his evangelical audience?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Martyr Made

      “Will you STFU? They’re just kids.”

  3. Fourscore

    “Show me on the doll where Waymo hurt you”

    • bacon-magic

      Yes, and that goes for me too.

  4. Sean

    Our local protest had two sad individuals. One had a soak the rich, feed the poor sign.

    Couldn’t even be bothered to be on topic.

    🤣😂

    • rhywun

      I passed by the most obvious location where any “fun” would happen here – twice – and there were no signs of black bloc hippies or anything.

      • R C Dean

        Sad. I’m in a lance-the-boil mood. Let’s have lots of violent “protests” and an appropriate response. Let’s get this done.

      • rhywun

        Nah, don’t give them what they want.

    • Nephilium

      Cool weather and rain storms tamped down the number of people expected. They also chose some… questionable… suburbs to target. Most of those lean Trump if not Republican, but I’m guessing the ones in the more progressive areas are already going to the “big” one downtown (that I avoided).

  5. Brochettaward

    I AM THE ONE WHO FIRSTS.

  6. Chafed

    I am in Boston today. I had the pleasure of watching a bunch of No Kings protestors on my subway car. They should have double booked it with an NPR convention.

    • Sensei

      Visible man buns?

    • Brochettaward

      Saw a rather classic video from the recent video. Two white liberals on bikes blocking traffic, black mother (who wasn’t bad looking, probably would) gets out and asks them to move because she’s headed to work. Person recording stops them and asks how they feel blocking a black woman from going to work. The little white liberal cunt pretending to be a man laughs and says “Oh no, not work.”

      Basically sums up the privileged little shits with time to go to this. Along with the deranged individuals who have just been completely indoctrinated.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Throw an orange at them.

  7. Sensei

    Slate headline that I’m not clicking:

    My MIL Has an Absurd Sex Rule for My Wife and I. Somehow, My Wife is On Board.

    Only anal?

  8. Richard

    Good afternoon everyone! It’s a beautiful day here in North Nowhere Vermont and I’m out on my Adirondack chair enjoying a bug-free experience because yesterday I mixed up a new batch of 0.5% permethrin solution and hosed down the A chair pad and my at-home baseball cap. Both are now dry and the buzzing biters are keeping their distance. A learned discourse about permethrin can be viewed here:

    https://www.glibertarians.com/2021/07/better-living-through-chemistry/

    Unlike the observations of Fourscore and others this Summer in NNV is a lot bugger than the last few years. I’ve pulled off two ticks which are my first in the 30+ years I’ve been here. I think the reason is that we didn’t have a thaw all friggin’ Winter. Snow fell in November and didn’t melt until March. Mother Nature loves her nasties so much she provided an insulating blanket for them to shelter in all Winter long. The bitch.

    Fourscore: Some of this bounty will be headed your way shortly:

    https://www.wcax.com/2025/06/12/vermont-again-leads-nation-maple-production/

    The pint jugs aren’t labeled but this time I think the syrup is darker with more maple flavor and less sugar. If anyone from last year’s Honey Harvest has some syrup left over they’ll be able to do a taste-test comparison.

    • Fourscore

      Hi Richard,

      Ticks are here but that’s the same as always.

      Speaking for all the participating Glibs, anyone that still has your gift of god leftover should never get another award. Thanks so much. Bees are doing bee stuff, though it’s been a little cooler than usual. Enough rain for flowers though. We have one weak hive, hoping to beef it up a little next week.

      Still no mosquitoes, had a couple of deer flies a day or two ago.

    • Fourscore

      “The average retail price per gallon in 2024 was $58.30.”

      Seems like maple syrup and honey are competitively priced. My back of envelope opinion is that maple syrup is more work but for a shorter period of time. Honey production takes a little work for a longer time with the hard work at the end being shorter as well.

      • Nephilium

        A local nursery that also is a CSA (community sponsored agriculture) hub has a sale going now for strawberries and maple syrup. A flat (8 quarts) of fresh picked (day of pickup) strawberries for $50, or 1 quart (3 pounds) of syrup for $25.

        I’m tempted, but I’m going to try to be strong and not purchase a bunch of ingredients that will dictate desserts and cooking for the next couple of weeks (and/or figuring out the best way to preserve those strawberries).

      • UnCivilServant

        But, what am I going to do with eight quarts? I can’t eat that many before they rot, and my freezer is full.

    • R C Dean

      “this Summer in NNV is a lot bugger than the last few years.”

      🤨

      • juris imprudent

        STEVE SMITH VACATION IN RICHARD NECK OF WOODS THIS SUMMER!!

      • Aloysious

        I larfed. Made my day.

  9. dbleagle

    I am heading out soon to help a friend sail a boat around to the south shore of Oahu so he can sell it. (29ft Ranger for a good price- just throwing it out there)

    It should be a good day on the water and will include a stop for a drink in the only remaining old style Tiki bar on the island.

    No biden style Politburos!

    • Ted S.

      I bet when you get back to the pier you’ll have some interesting quay parties.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I saw a hawk with a screaming squirrel fly past my drive once, it was cool nature stuff

      • Fourscore

        Saw a hawk drop a snake a few days ago, looked like the snake was road kill, no squirming in the air prior to Bombs Away.

      • rhywun

        nature stuff

        I watched a Bambi cross the sidewalk in my little downtown the other day, about a half block away. When I passed by, he was standing in someone’s back yard looking confused.

      • bacon-magic

        These are all signs that the Prophecy™ is coming to pass.

  10. juris imprudent

    I just want to throw out “burrito antifada” as I was introduced to it today from the Archedelia substack.

    • dbleagle

      I like it. Consider it taxed.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I like it

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Snow fell in November and didn’t melt until March.

    Sounds like upstate New York in my high school days (late ’60s early ’70s).

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Land Cruiser sold for $32k. Egad.

    The bubble still has some helium in it.

    • R C Dean

      I’d be interested but not at that price for that mileage.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Laboratory of Democrat-ocracy

    Democrats in this deep-blue state have spent years working to shield California from a hostile White House, dating back to his first term. But for them, the week’s events registered a new low — a multifront assault that not only threatened the state’s liberal values, but exposed the limits of California’s ability to control its destiny when the federal government has other ideas.

    That only works if you keep it in your own back yard. Trying to impose your rules on the other states won’t fly.

    • rhywun

      Something tells me that chasing out the middle class is also going to “threaten the state’s liberal values”. 🙄

    • R C Dean

      Trying to impose your rules on interstate commerce won’t fly.

  14. Suthenboy

    Billionaires funding feckless goons paid by the day to cause mayhem = exploited regular, hard working people fighting against capitalist oppression. The grass roots of it are evidenced by the generic printed signs displaying all the same vapid slogans and the identical flags and riot gear passed out. Also, the pallets of bricks set in place. What a transparent clown show.

    Commie propaganda is always and everywhere the same.

    Hey Florida…that sheriff that said “throw bricks you will go to the hospital. Throw firebombs you will go to the morgue.” have you got any more of those guys?

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Elected officials spent months preparing for a second Trump administration. They studied Project 2025 and set aside money to contest Trump’s agenda in court.

    But the scale and aggressiveness of the onslaught has still stunned them.

    They announced their intention to fight him on everything. Why didn’t he surrender?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      The Project 2025 he and Vance were visibly annoyed when they kept get asked about it during the campaign after saying over and over and over again they didn’t read it and has nothing to do with their agenda? That Project 2025?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “The idea that the federal government can bigfoot the state government is coming to the fore,” said Loyola Law School professor Jessica Levinson. “We are experiencing that, if you have a power struggle between the federal government and the states, chances are pretty high that the federal government wins.”

    And by bigfoot mean BRUTALLY RAPE.

    • Sensei

      Wow, I wonder what event decisively determined that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984?

  17. R C Dean

    I consistently enjoy Ommebang’s beer.

    This weekend’s beer is from Flagstaff- Dark Sky Rainy Daze. A very nice pale ale/borderline IPA I’ve had before. I wish my local carried more Tucson beer, but they don’t answer to me, so *shrug*.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I like that one. For some reason I can only find it at the Total Wine in Desert Ridge.

  18. Nephilium

    Something I haven’t read… is Waymo going to be charging the people who requested the self driving cars to the point of being lit on fire? I would guess that the self driving car has cameras, which should have video of the person setting it on fire. I would think it would be non-trivial, but in the company’s interest to investigate and press charges.

    • Sean

      It’s a bad idea to let it go unpunished.

      • Nephilium

        Hell, you could probably get the feds involved for some EPA violation for improper disposal of batteries as well.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Each of those cost $200k to build. I have a hard time believing they won’t try.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Charge em? Hahahahah, even if they tried I am sure there is a handful of lawmakers in Cali that will draft legislation or judges who will give us “no reasonable blah blah blah”

      • juris imprudent

        [Roy Scheider voice] We’re gonna need a bigger woodchipper.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Each of those cost $200k to build. I have a hard time believing they won’t try.

    No biggie. They’re insured.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Rise up, America, it’s protest season

    It’s protest season in America once again, which means that I and my fellow clear-headed but very pissed off Americans will take over the streets of multiple cities across the country to voice our extreme displeasure with Donald Trump. I’m not gonna get into all of Trump’s offenses, because even the internet doesn’t have enough space to accommodate them. So let’s boil it down to Immigration and Customs Enforcement. We’re protesting Trump’s Not Terribly Secret Police for all of the evil s—t they’re doing

    Whose side are you on? You’re either with us, or you’re a Nazi.

    • Ownbestenemy

      These are the same folks who ass raped Cindy Sheehan. Fuck em.

      • Suthenboy

        Sheehan lost a son. She can be forgiven for her mistake. The rest of the useful idiots, not so much.

    • rhywun

      it’s obvious why Trump is targeting LA

      Because that is where the insurrectionists have been rioting for the last week?

      It is a mystery.

      • Ownbestenemy

        These people do not know what a facist…or even facist lite government would do.

        Trump strong arming? Sure…but there would be dead…a lot of dead…if truly going down that path.

      • Suthenboy

        They dont need to know anything OBE. It’s all Cosplay. I have seen Renfairs that were more convincing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        These people love themselves some FDR style fascism, good and hard.

  21. Ownbestenemy

    Given the lack of wall to wall coverage, im assuming the King thing didnt resonate wirh folk?

  22. J. Frank Parnell

    I was out running errands just now and found myself at of one of the No Kings protests.

    It was a riotous affair of looting and pillaging, pitched battles between protesters and police, and burning cars blocking the road; the air was thick with tear gas and molotovs and I was lucky to escape with my life literally 3 boomers on lawn chairs with hand-lettered signs.

    • Suthenboy

      Wife was puzzling over that a day or so ago. An image of ‘protesters’ obviously playing it up for cameras like a high school play….all of them old, fat, grey haired white boomers. “What are those people doing there?”

      My answer: “Code Pink”. The glorious revolution is finally upon us.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Que reports or widespread protests…its not the size that matters

  23. LCDR_Fish

    Found a pub here that has Gulden Draak and Delirium Tremens on tap (as well as Guiness, and [currently] a mulberry sour)….but it doesn’t open till 8 PM. Good gravy, the hours here are driving me nuts. 8 PM-2 AM…I know it’s hot, but still…

    Guggenheim Birrarium

    I will definitely be revisiting regualarly – it’s less than a mile away. (pics on twitter)

  24. DenverJ

    I think I wanna buy a kayak. Definitely get more use out of it here in Michigan than I would in Colorado… although the ride is much, much slower.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Lazy river kayaking is nice. Do it

      • DenverJ

        Yeah. We rented some a couple of weeks ago and went down the Rifle river outside of Standish. Was very lazy river, like all of them here.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Kayaks are a blast in MI, just stay off the Big lake

      • DenverJ

        I have no intention of going on big water. It scares the hell out of this highlander.

    • rhywun

      I’m sure he has video of Donald tossing molotovs, even.

    • bacon-magic

      I hope they have enough material for his orange jumpsuit.

  25. Mojeaux

    XY got sent to a store in a chichi zip code (where I want to live, but husband is like, hard pass), but it’s one of those chichi zip codes that’s got a red line right down the middle, so the haves and have-nots are rubbing elbows but VERY markedly delineated. Thus, many have-nots use my kid’s store for heat/air, a piss-pot, an insane asylum, etc etc etc. It is ALSO in a shopping district that people like to protest in, and they are protesting up a storm.

    I was just informed the National Guard has been deployed to RIGHT THERE BY MY KID’S STORE.

    Did I see someone here say that Civil War II has already begun? Maybe it was on Twitter.

    • rhywun

      Sorry. There are that many commies in KC?

    • Suthenboy

      I have seen the real thing. This aint it and is not very likely going to be.

    • DenverJ

      Civil War? Between who? The US military vs Antifa? That’s not a civil war, that’s a traffic jam, at the most.

      • Suthenboy

        Yep. The only reason they are doing this nonsense is because they dont expect serious pushback. The instant they think they will have to pay a real price they will go back to hanging out with their friends smoking pot and playing video games.