Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Down in Dixie, you were crying for dope

by | Jul 9, 2025 | Daily Links | 102 comments

I wish there was an outrage organ in the human body that just wore out in about five years and catastrophists like this would die and go to an eternal Zoom meeting where they are tortured forever in the manner of Tantalus, the mute button pulling away as they desperately try to block all the people from their life telling her in great detail how she wasted her’s.


Do you feel like you are running out of your supply of cope? Are your cope levels unnaturally low? Are you ready to recharge?

Can Ketanji Brown Jackson’s Take on History Be a Corrective to Amy Coney Barrett’s?

You’ve got the conservative majority doing history and tradition—what they call “originalism”—in a totally illegitimate way: butchering the historical record, cherry-picking historical evidence that supports their position, starting with the outcome they want and just working backward. No credible historian thinks that what the court is doing here is how anyone should practice history.

So I do think that the liberal justices should, and do, point that out in their dissents. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is especially deft at doing this. She did it in the Planned Parenthood case about the 1871 Civil Rights Act that the Supreme Court partially butchered. Justice Sonia Sotomayor does it in Trump v. CASA, where Justice Amy Coney Barrett runs through all this history from the 18th century and suggests that it points reluctantly toward her conclusion that universal injunctions are disallowed. Sotomayor says, Wait a minute! This is really, really narrowly focused on a little sliver of history that does not lead where the majority claims it does. She brings in her own historical evidence and shows that at a bare minimum, Barrett isn’t telling the whole story. I think that’s really useful. It undermines the legitimacy of the majority’s decisions, and if the court ever flips back toward the center, it makes those decisions more vulnerable to being overruled. A new majority could say, Well, that was based on bogus history, so it doesn’t really stand as a particularly strong precedent.

It’s like staring into the sun, but the sun is made of craven partisan idiots pretending to be journalist.


On a personal note, if any of you know anyone that works for WordPress, I want you to kick them in the dick as fucking hard as you can. Like kick them so hard their grandchildren won’t be able to have kids. And then do it again.


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102 Comments

  1. (((Jarflax

    No one who works at WordPress has a dick. They reproduce by budding.

  2. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Affirmative Action Jackson is the snapping fingernails of justice.

    • Pat

      Affirmative Action Jackson

      This gets a smirk out of me every time I see it.

      • rhywun

        New to me and it’s fantastic.

  3. (((Jarflax

    Slate’s take on originalism is original, I’ll grant them that.

    • Sensei

      Dahlia Lithwick is the dumbest legal commentator I can think of who is regularly published.

      I remember reading her when she started at Slate decades ago before that website turned into the current joke it is.

      Bonus is she retains her Canadian citizenship.

      • Nephilium

        So we should deport her back to Canada?

      • Bobarian LMD

        …and that country’s refusal to accept her

        She’s the Ogie Oglethorpe of Journalism.

      • Gdragon

        Do you think that she knows Eddie Shore? Or Toe Blake? 😉

  4. Nephilium

    You’ve got the conservative majority doing history and tradition—what they call “originalism”—in a totally illegitimate way: butchering the historical record, cherry-picking historical evidence that supports their position, starting with the outcome they want and just working backward. No credible historian thinks that what the court is doing here is how anyone should practice history.

    I do not have enough drugs nor alcohol in my system to continue trying to put my head into that reality.

    • Tonio

      Is a credible historian like a true scotsman?

      • Nephilium

        “Anyone who agrees with me is credible.”

    • (((Jarflax

      You’re a beer drinker. Your stomach will burst before you get enough alcohol in your system for that. Go with drugs.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    butchering the historical record, cherry-picking historical evidence that supports their position, starting with the outcome they want and just working backward.

    *laughs so hard he chokes on cookie*

    Protip- an Oreo with a little blob of peanut butter on it is muy bueno.

    • Aloysious

      Also muy bueno:. Place a layer of peanut butter whipped cream between two chocolate chip cookies to make a sandwich. Freeze. Enjoy.

      • Threedoor

        No bueno.

  6. Pat

    Superman Isn’t Trying To Be Political

    The comics and the film series have always been political, they’ve just gotten successively more retarded.

    • Nephilium

      I’m likely going to be going to see it next week, if for no other reason than to pick out the local landmarks in the movie. I have some concerns about the story and the large number of ancillary heroes being in the movie, but Gunn has pulled off some real hits that appeared overstuffed before seeing it (his version of Suicide Squad is well worth watching).

      • Chafed

        I never understood why the first one was so badly reviewed. It was a pretty good movie.

      • Nephilium

        Chafed:

        You mean the Ayers’ Suicide Squad? The story fell apart quickly, there was no need for the Joker to even exist in it, the characters were amazingly poorly done compared to their comics counterparts, and the jumpy editing. I saw it in the theater, and haven’t watched it since.

      • Threedoor

        It should have been simply Harley and the Joker. They were the best parts.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    No credible historian thinks that what the court is doing here is how anyone should practice history.

    Que?

    • Rat on a train

      Historians want to rewrite history to influence the future.

  8. Pat

    You’ve got the conservative majority doing history and tradition—what they call “originalism”—in a totally illegitimate way: butchering the historical record, cherry-picking historical evidence that supports their position, starting with the outcome they want and just working backward. No credible historian thinks that what the court is doing here is how anyone should practice history.

    Now tell me your take on the 1619 Project.

    • Rat on a train

      In this case the 1619 projection.

    • rhywun

      starting with the outcome they want and just working backward

      somesome something Projection power the sun

  9. Pat

    On a personal note, if any of you know anyone that works for WordPress, I want you to kick them in the dick as fucking hard as you can.

    NGL, I applied to Automattic a couple years ago. Never heard back.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Did you do it for the people?

      • Pat

        This may be controversial, but Everybody Hurts sucked. However, Man on the Moon is more entertaining than Andy Kaufman was.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Facts are never controversial.

  10. Suthenboy

    It is fun listening to people argue about original intent of the founders. Those questions came up before the ink was dry and the founders were still around. The founders answered those questions themselves at great length. We dont have to ask any ‘experts’ today. We can simply ask the founders themselves.
    My favorites, of course, are the questions about the second amendment. Nowhere will you find more dishonesty.

    It seems Slate has read Alinsky’s rules for being a sack of shit.

    • (((Jarflax

      Ain’t nobody gots time to be readin what them honkie bastards wrote! Ketanji trynna keep it real with that black womyn wisdom.

      Excuse me please, I’m going to go read some Sowell before I end up full blown racist.

      • Nephilium

        That’s all legalese, and she can’t be bothered to parse that garbage!

      • Suthenboy

        Have no fear (((Jarflax. Ketanji’s problem isn’t black, it’s red.

      • Suthenboy

        She may be an evil pinko but at least she is a moron.

  11. Pat

    Canada arrests four accused of forming anti-gov’t militia

    July 9 (UPI) — Canadian authorities have arrested four men, including active military members, on accusations of forming an anti-government militia that sought to seize land in Quebec City.
     
    No information about motive or ideology was released by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police when it announced the arrests in a statement Tuesday.
     
    Three of the suspects — Marc-Aurele Chabot, 24, Simon Angers-Audet, 24, and Raphael Lagace — are accused of taking “concerte actions to facilitate terrorist activity,” a charge punishable with up to 14 years in prison.

    This is the most Canadian militia story I’ve ever read.

    • (((Jarflax

      Vive la France Attardée! aka Quebec.

    • rhywun

      From just the headline I was expecting to read that those rioters who assaulted ICE agents in Portland, OR had escaped to the north or something.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Is 4 the minimum number for a militia? At 3, you’re only a rabble.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      Sounds like they’re Quebecois separationists, not Make Canada Great Again types.

  12. Sensei

    It’s called the “Ken Bayeux Doll Tapestry”.

    The “faithful replica” was created in 1885 by 35 skilled female embroiders, according to the museum’s website, though one thing you won’t see in the Reading Museum’s tapestry is genitalia. The Victorian artisans who created the replica worked off glass photographic plates that obscured the spicy details that were included in the original.

    LONDON (AP) — The Bayeux Tapestry, a 70-meter- (229 foot)-long medieval artwork that depicts the Norman conquest of England, will be displayed in Britain next year for the first time in 900 years.

    • (((Jarflax

      “A more testosterone-soaked scene is hard to find,” he wrote. “Well, truthfully, there are plenty of scenes of political aggression and posturing in the Bayeux Tapestry: it reeks of male hormones!”

      I used to wonder if I’d be a hero or a villain if I had superpowers. Now I just accept that I’d travel the world punching stupid people in the junk. I guess I am still not sure which side that puts me on, but I kind of no longer care.

      • rhywun

        That person reeks of “pompous asshole”.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        The hero we need.

  13. DEG

    Do you feel like you are running out of your supply of cope? Are your cope levels unnaturally low? Are you ready to recharge?

    No, but I read the article anyway. It’s good to know what your enemies are thinking.

    • rhywun

      If only to point and laugh at them.

    • Sensei

      He’s fishing for immunity if compelled to testify.

    • kinnath

      The Republican Chairman of the Committee, James Comer (R-Ky.), said afterward that “Dr. O’Connor took the Fifth when asked if he was told to lie about President Biden’s health and whether he was fit to be President of the United States.”

    • Ted S.

      HIPAA?

    • Rat on a train

      I would take the fifth if called as anything I said could be twisted against me.

      • Sensei

        Yup.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Second yup. However, a doc can just say ‘during my diagnosis….’ and its all good

  14. Derpetologist

    There’s still a $100k bounty for WordPress remote code execution exploits:

    https://youtu.be/U_7CGl6VWaQ?si=o66CGKV2-GvBZAzI&t=389

    Such things are handy if you’re an authoritarian government or a nefarious government agency seeking to silence dissent.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I wish there was an outrage organ in the human body that just wore out in about five years and catastrophists like this would die

    Make Apoplexy Great Again.

  16. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    What a coincidence that there are two articles, the one in Slate and the CNN article from earlier, that give KJB a tongue bath. I bet there’s a third one out there proving enemy action.

  17. Rat on a train

    Trump is an enemy of God

    Iranian state media promoted a letter written by “a group of 100 Muslim scholars and intellectuals” condemning President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as “enemies against God” and warning Muslim leaders that “compromise, normalization of relations, or collaboration” with the U.S. or Israel is haram.

  18. Shpip

    Won’t anyone think of the…

    (shuffles cards)

    …insects and bats?

    The leading international authority that certifies “dark sky” parks says the artificial light from Alligator Alcatraz “directly threatens” the preserve’s renowned natural darkness and disrupts endangered nocturnal wildlife.

    • Pat

      Weren’t they originally building it as an airport? Was this same renowned international authority raising alarm bells then?

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        One runway was put in place, no supporting infrastructure, and it was the 60’s. It was still swamp back then, not a wetland.

        It was designed to be a Concorde/ Boeing 2707 SST jump point. Since they couldn’t go supersonic over land, that would put a very short run from the coast to the runway.. and then on to South America, or the west coast. . SST travel never really took off, and many airports of the era that were put in place for fuel stops (Montreal-Mirabel) and were no longer needed since enhanced engine design had better fuel range.

    • Bobarian LMD

      We could easily solve this issue by not allowing them to have any electricity on site.

  19. Pat

    Barbie releases new doll with Type 1 diabetes for more inclusion

    July 9 (UPI) — Barbie dolls have come a long way from the ultra-thin and super-blonde original doll. Now, in an effort to make the doll more reflective of the girls who enjoy them, Mattel has launched a Barbie with Type 1 diabetes.
     
    “Introducing a Barbie doll with Type 1 diabetes marks an important step in our commitment to inclusivity and representation,” said Krista Berger, senior vice president of Barbie and global head of dolls. “Barbie helps shape children’s early perceptions of the world, and by reflecting medical conditions like T1D, we ensure more kids can see themselves in the stories they imagine and the dolls they love.”

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Headed for greener pastures

    Linda Yaccarino on Wednesday announced she is stepping down as CEO of Elon Musk’s social media site X after two years in the role.

    Yaccarino’s departure comes one day after Musk’s artificial intelligence chatbot Grok repeatedly made antisemitic comments and referenced Hitler in response to posts about the Texas flooding.

    ——-

    “When @elonmusk and I first spoke of his vision for X, I knew it would be the opportunity of a lifetime to carry out the extraordinary mission of this company,” Yaccarino wrote in a post on X. “I’m immensely grateful to him for entrusting me with the responsibility of protecting free speech, turning the company around, and transforming X into the Everything App.”

    Yaccarino did not give a reason for her departure, but her exit had been in the works for more than a week, a person familiar with the matter told NBC News.

    Musk responded to Yaccarino’s post on Wednesday and said: “Thank you for your contributions.”

    She’s obviously fed up with Musk and his rightwing racist shenanigans.

    • Pat

      I wouldn’t be surprised if she goes home and fires off some Resistance fireworks like those folx in the MLW article from the other day.

    • rhywun

      Well, AI trains on internet noise which is largely left so of course it’s gonna be outputting some Jew-hate.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Man overboard

    “We would like to thank Christian Horner for his exceptional work over the last 20 years,” added Mintzlaff.

    “With his tireless commitment, experience, expertise and innovative thinking, he has been instrumental in establishing Red Bull Racing as one of the most successful and attractive teams in Formula 1.

    “Thank you for everything, Christian, and you will forever remain an important part of our team history.”

    Punishment for letting Newey get away?

    • Derpetologist

      a takedown of govt-run grocery stores, that is

    • Suthenboy

      1. Get a monopoly on resources.
      2. Create shortages
      3. Dole out the bare minimum to those who do as they are told.

      It is dictator 101. Every government grocery store is going to look like that.

      • Suthenboy

        I should add, they have water in their sights now. That will be the next thing…water shortages. We see the beginnings of it now. It will get worse.

      • Sean

        Yay!

      • Derpetologist

        That was basically Siad Barre’s strategy of ruling Somalia with food aid until he was overthrown. See also Venezuela, Zimbabwe, and many other places run by ists, iks, and istas.

      • Derpetologist

        This USSR survivor explains how Russia, past and present, has always operated like a giant cult:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqlUQROi1YA

        I think the reason despotism is such a common form of government is that people want a god to reward the good and punish the wicked. Thus, emperors, pharaohs, and kings throughout history have claimed to be gods, descendants of gods, or appointed by gods.

        ***
        The top of the stele features an image in relief of Hammurabi with Shamash, the Babylonian sun god and god of justice. Below the relief are about 4,130 lines of cuneiform text: one fifth contains a prologue and epilogue in poetic style, while the remaining four fifths contain what are generally called the laws. In the prologue, Hammurabi claims to have been granted his rule by the gods “to prevent the strong from oppressing the weak”. The laws are casuistic, expressed as “if … then” conditional sentences. Their scope is broad, including, for example, criminal law, family law, property law, and commercial law.
        ***

        The Koran is a lot like Hammurabi’s Code. It’s just the way most people think over there.

      • Nephilium

        I learned of the concept of a Hydraulic Empire from a Niven story.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    As part of the managerial reshuffle, current Racing Bulls Racing Director Alan Permane will be promoted to Team Principal at the sister outfit.

    ——-

    “Alan is the perfect man to take over now and continue our path. He knows the team inside out and has always been an important pillar of our early successes.”

    Permane added: “I feel very honoured to take on the role as Team Principal and would like to thank Oliver and Helmut [Marko, Red Bull advisor] for the trust they have shown in me.

    </em<

    That's crazy. Everybody knows you should bring in an outsider (preferably from a completely unrelated industry) to shake things up and revitalize the organization.

  23. Shpip

    Braves pitcher Didier Fuentes first four batters: HR, HBP, HR, BB.

    Atlanta pitching coach goes out to the mound, then turns to catcher Sean Murphy and asks “Is his stuff any good?”

    Murphy replied “I don’t know, I haven’t caught any of it yet.”

    Fuentes gave up another dinger two batters later.

  24. Derpetologist

    On the cycle of history thing:

    There’s Italian proverb about shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in 3 generations. That is, those inherit wealth squander and leave nothing to their children who are then forced to work hard like their grandparents.

    Ibn Khaldun said there was a cycle of barbarians conquering a decrepit empire and their descendants gradually becoming corrupt and weak before being conquered by another wave of barbarians.

    Straus-Howe theory says generations come in stages of artist, prophet, nomad, and hero. The corresponding eras are high, awakening, unraveling, and crisis.

    The KGB says subversion has 4 stages too: demoralization, destabilization, crisis, and normalization.

    • Derpetologist

      I forgot the meme of:

      hard times make strong men
      strong men make good times
      good times make weak men
      weak men make hard times

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “History is filled with the sound of silken slippers going downstairs and wooden shoes coming up.” -Voltaire

      • Derpetologist

        Ooh, that quote is a gem. Thanks!

    • Suthenboy

      Sadly that kind of insanity is much more common that our media reports on. I could tell you stories all night about evil so bad your brain just cant wrap around it.

  25. Derpetologist

    internet comment gold:

    “The Roman Empire became a church; the British empire became a bank; and I speculate that the American Empire will become a cinema.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frCnYp9Wwrg

  26. Derpetologist

    random thought:

    The military names stuff after Indians and Confederates for the same reason: they were worthy foes who deserve honor even in defeat.

    Now let’s fire some Tomahawk missiles from a ship named after Robert E Lee at some commies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqAWzqsXirk

  27. Derpetologist

    Another random thought:

    US soldiers do not practice hit and run attacks. There is a bias against retreat. I remember being trained in room clearing and assaulting an objective. The US military’s basic philosophy since 1917 has been “surround and pound”. When you encounter the enemy, take cover and shoot back to pin them down. Then, if possible, call up artillery and airstrikes. Otherwise, wait for reinforcements, if needed, and execute battle drill 1A:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFCDkhj2wg4

    Get the fireteam/squad/platoon online. For every 2 guys who shoot, one other guy flanks to either the right or left, whichever is easier. Presto, instant L-shaped ambush.

    Easier said, than done. A bad plan is better than no plan.

    “It’s the best bad idea we have.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A98txE5nno

  28. Tres Cool

    Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Linda Lavin from “Alice”?

    Mary Lou Retton Arrest Video

  29. R C Dean

    “You’ve got the conservative majority doing history and tradition”

    Also known as “common law”, their core function in our system.

    • Suthenboy

      Yeah….this is coming from people who proclaim that elected officials working toward the best interest of the people they represent is evil. It is just textbook demoralization; try to get everyone to see the world through their kaleidoscope. I started to say funhouse looking glass but they dont warp reality nearly enough to be a good metaphor.

    • Derpetologist

      “You’ve got the conservative majority doing history and tradition”

      And that’s bad because?

      Chesterton should have built a wall instead of just a fence.

    • Derpetologist

      I guess the liberal view is that laws and traditions should change like seats at the Mad Hatter’s tea party:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvOUUgv6m8

      Still trying to find that Nathan J Robinson article from circa 2016 about how children should be taken from their parents and raised in common by the government. It might be memory-holed.

      When I posted it, Trashy said “no, you can’t have my kids, you disturbed fuck!”