An unusual time we live in. We have foregone anything resembling our base humanity that getting moral advice from LLM is a cause for concern among scientists. No seriosly:
The findings revealed an amplified omission bias, where LLMs are more likely to endorse inaction in moral dilemmas when compared to humans. In the case of the yes-no bias, none was found in humans; however, 3 out of the 4 LLMs used were biased toward answering no (GPT-4o preferred yes), even when it meant flipping their original decision when the questions were reworded. The results also suggested that these biases are largely introduced during the fine-tuning process performed to turn their pre-trained LLM into a chatbot.
Yikes. This is my review of Tripping Animals Green Crippy:
So lets first find a source for moral dilemas. The easiest one I can find is a reddit page called AITA, meaning “Am I the Asshole?” Here’s a good one:
Let’s plug it into the morality mahcine, and see what it comes up with!
The facts of the case:
- You and your friend presumably acquired the Popeyes chicken as a shared good (or as a collective purchase).
- His girlfriend consumed the majority of the chicken skin—a part that has distinct value (the tastiest, crispiest portion).
- This altered the expected value of the meal for you.
I thought we just agreed to split the bill for a bucket of chicken in this scenario, its overthinking it but so far so good…
The moral analysis:
Under the trader principle, you are not morally obliged to grant equal division of a good that was already unequally consumed. That would be sanctioning parasitism. To divide “evenly” at this point would, in effect, reward the one who consumed more than her share and penalize you.
We must recognize property rights and contractual or implicit agreements. If your implicit agreement was equal enjoyment, that contract was broken. A rational response is to renegotiate or refuse further sacrifice.
Wait, what? I guess agreeing to split a bucket of chicken is a contract. Let me consult a lawyer…SWISS!
Therefore:
You are not morally wrong to refuse an even split. In fact, you are morally right to insist on fairness as measured by actual consumption. It is consistent with rational self-interest to object to the pretense of “evenness” after someone took more than their share.
Okay, so it seems like the girlfriend is the asshole, and the morality machine agrees when you ask it to respond as Ayn Rand. Let’s try someone else…
Now, when you say you don’t want to “split evenly,” you are expressing a critique of formal equality that ignores material inequality. In other words, to divide the remaining chicken evenly now is to legitimate the unequal consumption that already occurred.
From a Marxist perspective, justice is not about formalistic equal shares regardless of context; it is about equitable distribution according to need and contribution. The fair thing would be to account for her previous consumption and redistribute accordingly.
Indeed, your resistance to an “even split” can be read as a class-conscious objection to false egalitarianism that conceals exploitation. You are refusing to subsidize consumption that was neither negotiated nor reciprocated.
You are justified in resisting an even split after unequal consumption. To do otherwise is to obscure the exploitative dynamic and perpetuate false notions of fairness that maintain existing imbalances.
When even communists think you’re the asshole…
I know what you are thinking, “is it St. Paddy’s Day?” No, it is not. For whatever reason this was still available in June. I just grabbed it off the shelf because it clearly says Pilsner on the can. If I closed my eyes and took a swig, its pretty much identical to a standard yellow Czech style Pilsner. Was it somehow immoral for them to make it green? No, the can clearly implies it is green so this could be my fault for not being observant at all. Wait, it doesn’t explicitly say it was green, so maybe it is their fault? I don’t know but the morality machine told me I should go to Florida and nail a rat to their door. I might just do that. Its best enjoyed evenly among friends who agree to do so within well defined boundaries. Tripping Animals Green Crippy: 3.2/5
Can you fairly judge a division of fried chicken without knowing the races of the parties?
Since the question came from Reddit’s AITA, I’d say they need to know the genders before they will form a judgement (hint: In male-female relationship disputes, the man is always the asshole, even if the same question is reposted verbatim but with the genders switched).
I remember someone made an “urban area” calculator based on a location you enter, and its proximity to either a Chik-Fil-A or a Church’s.
Chick-Fil-A isnt usually in an urban area…..
I don’t know but the morality machine told me I should go to Florida and nail a rat to their door.
In Florida? Sounds like Tuesday.
A rational response is to renegotiate or refuse further sacrifice.
Or just refuse to go to lunch with those assholes again.
Indeed
How do they make it green?
I have to pee somewhere.
<=
RJ tainted the aquifer
How can you split the bucket equally without establishing the relative value of the individual pieces? A thigh is worth far more than breast.
I’ll ask my teenage grandsons….
Now that I agree with. The greediest among us take the breast, and the laziest go for the drumsticks. Thighs always get overlooked.
Thighs are the best! My neighborhood grocery store has cold fried chicken boxes out every day, and I’m delighted that they aren’t all the “2 wings, 2 legs, 2 thighs, 1 breast” mix. They have all kinds, so my eye roves over the collection until I spot the all-thigh box and grab it!
Along this subject, Gus’s Fried Chicken recently introduced a chicken sammich. They were wise enough to use thigh meat for their sammiches. It is the absolute best chicken sammich I’ve ever had.
Q alert!
https://time.com/collections/time100-creators-2025/
I have no idea who 95% of these people are.
I have a feeling I don’t want to know.
Same here. Picked one to see what they ‘created’. Alex Cooper. Cute. Nice tits. She talks a lot apparently. That doesnt count for shit. Also, she is 30 years old. Give her another 40 years and what she has to say might be worth hearing.
With that Jewfro, I didn’t need to see Reece Feldman’s last name to guess he was Jewish. Read the list. I know who Joe Rogan is. What do I win?
I’ve only ever heard of Joe Rogan and Mr. Beast on that entire list
I know who six of them are.
Hate one of the six.
Dont really care to know about another one of the ones I recognize.
If you’re sharing a dish with others, you shouldn’t pick out or exclude any part of it to suit your preferences unless all parties agree on that (e.g. one person likes dark meat and everyone else likes white meat).
It’s like if there were a pot of soup and somebody took all the meat out and left everybody else with a pot of vegetables.
Take the meat out, cut it up and serve it separately.
Somehow, this example didn’t trigger a negative response from me. As the youngest sibling I was accustomed to getting the short end of the stick.
I can understand and appreciate the complaint but who doesn’t share the biggest or best parts of things with their friends/family.
This bitch ate…the skin. Then started eating the chicken. She already got the best part.
When you’re imitating Cartman, it’s safe to say you’re the asshole.
She already handled most of the chicken, and ate part of my chicken.
Cunt.
*raises hand, looks around, unconvincingly stretches and yawns*
Did these sort of “dilemmas” come up on the Glib cruise?
If there isn’t enough chikin on the Glibcruise, then there are other issues.
I think Bobby Kennedy needs to investigate that beer. That is a seriously unnatural color.
It is identical to a fantastic mint sauce I make regularly. Fantastic on meat but drinking it is not recommended.
Poor, poor ESPN
Ouch.
Didn’t even occur to me that it was on so I missed it. I probably won’t watch tomorrow either because I couldn’t care less who wins that one.
She sounds fat.
Obligatory call out to Tres
I don’t recall ever going to a fastfood restaurant and splitting anything with friends. Order your own damn food and don’t touch mine.
This.
The real question is with pizza, which is almost universally shared. At least one slice per, preferably two based on the number participating.
Even that gets tricky. I’d say a non-invitee, say an unexpected date, also gets a slice.
It’s a quagmire. Bring a fork. (More polite than knives, but still. Don’t fuck with a man with a fork. Hazardous.)
Except pizza by the slice.
An uninvited guest should pick up the bill.
YOU NEVER TOUCH A MAN’S FRIES!
How’s that working out for you with your dating preferences?
Why would you want to touch another mans thighs?
Federal case
A passenger plane in the US was stranded for over 17 hours earlier this week after a couple were caught smoking in the bathroom mid-flight. On Tuesday (Jul 8), TUI Airways flight BY49, bound for London’s Gatwick Airport, took off from Cancun, Mexico, but had to be diverted to Bangor International Airport in Maine, according to a report in New York Post.
The plane landed at the airport at 9:30 pm local time. The couple smoking in the restroom were believed to be drunk and taken away, while the remaining passengers were told that the plane would take off as soon as the required paperwork was over.
However, British passenger Terry Lawrance, 66, revealed that the passengers were forced to sit for another five hours. The original flight crew ended up not being able to continue as they would have exceeded their legal working hours. As a result, a relief flight had to be dispatched from the UK to the US to ferry them to their destination.
You’ll never fly again!
Idiocy like this is why I would rather drive for 3 days than fly for 3 hours.
You could take the train from Cancun to London if only you would support transit funding.
Trains have all of the discomfort and subjection to the whim of bureaucratic assholes of planes, and none of the advantage of speed. My car goes where I want, stops when I want, and carries what I want.
OFFS.
Tell them to put it out and fly on. JFC.
Jeebus, just finish the damn flight and deal with it then.
Well-done, Mex. Green is good. I had a big thing for having *actual* green eggs for breakfast as a kid. Mom happily obliged. Just a few drops of food coloring during the scramble, no biggie.
Shockingly (to me), I found I’m a rarity in this regard. I assume most kids grew up with Dr. Seuss (PBUH, no sarc); it’s such a cheap ‘n easy transition. Why *wouldn’t* you want to have green eggs?! (Yes, I played with the other colors, but they’re not the same. Purple’s kinda fun.)
I initially checked the lighting in the kitchen to be honest. As for green eggs…ew.
…Why? What *is* it with their color aversions? You’re *aware* it isn’t poison.. isn’t that the fun? Throw curve balls at life.
See also: Fugu. Expensive meal. The fried serving was best. No numbness, but experience had and shared.
I will eat fugu one day.
I might pay extra t eat it off some naked chick in Tokyo, but I will eat it.
The funeral business in Maryland is competitive
The skin is really the only part of fried chicken worth eating. It’s a hard bird to pull off. (Tee!) Boring and best moist. (Hee!) Frying chicken isn’t the way to create that.
Sad, true, and I don’t really care: Chicken is peasant food. It’s great at what it does, provide calories. That’s kinda it. Everything tastes like ‘chicken’ cuz it’s the accepted way of describing the nothingness therein. Love it’s the most populous bird on the planet, though, by far. I’ve found that’s a fun wrench to throw at eco-religious vegetarians re: sustainability.
Fried breast > fried thigh, but otherwise dark over white meat. My wife doesn’t “like” dark meat but complains that chicken breast based dishes are dried out.
There’s quite a few places here that have fried chicken skin as an appetizer.
Wait, you lived in Korea, but don’t like fried chicken?
What is wrong with you, boy?!
What is wrong with you, boy?!
Knowing Evan…its going to be a hell of a story.
*🍿 pops 🍿popcorn 🍿 *
I never said I don’t *LIKE* fried chicken! I just said it was peasant food! (I resemble that statement!)
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Living next to a 24/7 KFC in Korea did a boy good. Man’s gotta eat…
Germane: A man in Korea did start a fight with me because I was “disrespecting chicken.” No hyperbole, up in my face, that was his beef and direct quote. (The situation was neutralized without further conflict.) But it did go on for like five minutes! Boys up in arms, with my friends, confused, behind me, all about my reaction to chicken that I’m not aware even existed.
It’s a fun world, the one we live in.
hyperbole
Leave him out of this !
So which was it? Beef or chicken ?
Idiocy like this is why I would rather drive for 3 days than fly for 3 hours.
And you can throw your cigarette butts out the window.
So you’re the person starting wildfires.
“So you’re the person starting wildfires.”
Unconfirmed. I *have* set fire to my own car while driving a few times. Damn cherries goin’ in all the wrong places.
Just got back from the pistol match.
Had to withdraw before the last stage because I had getting headaches from either head or dehydration. Since sitting in the AC in the car got rid of the headaches, I have to say heat. I did drink almost three liters of just water, but also managed to sweat so much my shirt was saturated. It was too humid and the sweat was not evaporating fast enough to cool me.
I wasn’t happy about leaving early, but it was in the questionable zone.
Sorry to hear it. More exposure to the weather will retrain your body.
🥵
getting headaches from either head or dehydration.
If getting head is giving you headaches, ur doin it wrong.
If getting head is dehydrating you thereby causing headaches, ur doin it right
Legit lol
X2
I’m also sorry to hear it.
When it comes to the Match and your mindset: Are you most focused on competing, your score, ranking, +; or more the experience and practice? I don’t recall how many you’ve done, though I know(?) this isn’t your first.
I’d love to take my nephews to a firing range, but there’s no way in hell Bro would let Dad nor I take ’em. I went to a range when I got back to America a few years back, just because, I suppose. Loading and firing a Civil War (replica) cannon several times at an old car in a farmer’s field in IL is one of my fonder childhood experiences. That dude gave us free reign on that shit and I couldn’t have been more than 14. This country’s so much fun.
This was my second match. My focus is on learning the rules and ensuring I do it safely.
There was one incident the Range Officer should have called me out on when the muzzle goot too close to the 180 (line from shooter to side berms beond which the muzzle must never aim) I get that it was empty at the time, but that isn’t a factor in the rule. I don’t think I actually broke the line, but should have caught a warning.
It wasn’t Not Adahn, he had gone just before me and was reloading, so someone else was acting RO.
Hey buddy, stop doing that!
Feel better?
You need some salt with that water. Once upon a time I was pulling a car door in the junkyard and was overcome by the heat. I decided to “rest” in the back of the car I was working on. A couple Mexicans woke me up I’m not sure how much later. I had a real thumper and went to a nearby Jack in the Box to sit in AC and rehydrate. I went back to get the door the next day.
Second this. Get some electrolytes to put in your water. LMNT or Dr. Berg’s would be my recommendation, but anything is better than nothing.
Good call, UnCiv. Heat exhaustion and firearms don’t mix.
Whew. Shopping done, all grass cut. I am tired. Looks like a thunder storm brewing outside. Excellent. Now for some of those lemon cake squares (I refuse to call them lemon brownies) and a big glass of milk.
Getting moral advice from an LLM is bad? Have you seen the pols, priests, preachers and advice columnists that have been around since the beginning of time?
If you have not been gifted with a decent moral compass from your parents by the time you are 14 I am afraid not much can help you. Put the goddammed grocery cart back and dont make me explain to you why.
I, for one, am happy to find a shopping cart afield The missus is as well. We need them for the handles to walk with. I always offer to return an anonymous cart back inside, little does the giver know it’s not as a Good Samaritan act but rather an age related necessity.
/Cart Wrangler
“If you have not been gifted with a decent moral compass from your parents by the time you are 14 I am afraid not much can help you.”
Sigh. See also: The push to keep kids ‘kids’ until 26. Brain isn’t done, yet! STILL DEVELOPING! (But they should vote at 14, cuz, duh.)
“I refuse to call them lemon brownies”
As you should. They are properly called lemon bars.
Lemon bars are usually a lemon curd up here (on a shortbread or pastry crust), not a cake.
“AITA for not wanting to split the Popeyes evenly with my friends after his girlfriend ate the majority of the chicken skin?”
You are all assholes. Fuck you. Let’s ask Zardoz what course of action is best.
ZARDOZ is nothing if not consistent
Shoot the woman and rape the fried chicken?
You can’t make the biscuits without grain slaves.
Whipped up a hot batch of RM43 and sluiced down a bunch of vegetation. Take that, Mother Nature.
Dayum. Hardcore, bro.
How is that stuff on honeysuckle?
I will say that one local brewery, for several years, did release a summer beer that was green. It was a berliner weisse with woodruff in it. They also released a variant with raspberry in it.
https://www.newsweek.com/walmart-recall-water-bottles-nationwide-permanent-vision-loss-2098118
“You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid”
The Red Ryder hydroflask?
/sksksksk
Too late for Lenny.
How is that stuff on honeysuckle?
It’s like Agent Orange. As far as I can tell there isn’t anything it won’t kill,. if you dose it hard enough. And once it’s dead, it stays dead, unlike some other so-called weed killers.
The smoking on the airplane story: I think y’all are missing the point. The point is to punish everyone because one person broke the rules. The military uses the technique to train individuals to blindly obey and conform. When you use the technique on the population at large you mold society into what all communist snitch societies are. It smothers the self and people live in fear of being ratted out by friends or family…destroying both friendship and family.
Every person from stewardess to legislators and top executives should be horsewhipped and exiled for what happened there. It is evil.
I take that back. How about a bar of soap wrapped in a towel. Everyone who was stuck on that plane gets to give one good whack to every person responsible for that situation from rule makers down to enforcers.
I remember the good old days of smoking on the plane. It was great, get settled down, the adrenaline had resolved itself, after takeoff, the pilot turns off the No Smoking sign, light up a Winston and relax. Of course there was smoking- non-smoking areas (as in restaurants, oh so long ago).
That was before 2nd/3rd hand smoking was a killer.
Once upon a forever ago flying was a pleasure.
Flying was a quasi-luxury. Now its just public transport like a city bus. And people behave like it.
“The military uses the technique to train individuals to blindly obey and conform.”
You show you were never in the military. Overly simplistic guesses are not right.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/pPyXUZn3TV
Bruh…
Buffalo fish. Their life expectancy may be somewhat limited from the heat/lack of oxygen/starting/stopping. Could be a new cooking trend though.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pam-bondi-dismissal-charges-against-utah-plastic-surgeon-michael-kirk-moore-faking-covid-19-vaccine/
This is good news.
Works for me.
Unbelievable. How many deaths is that guy responsible for? Throw the book at him.
Disabled veteran, us citizen, distraught family members, no one can find him. He was taken in raid on pot farm. On top of that tomorrow is his birthday!
He was grabbed trying to leave the scene?
What do you want to bet this is another ‘Maryland Dad’ story?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLD73b_lBjg
“Disabled veteran, us citizen, distraught family members, no one can find him.”
Sounds like good news.
“Wait, what? I guess agreeing to split a bucket of chicken is a contract. Let me consult a lawyer…SWISS!”
Say anything about the particulars of the bucket…then TOUGH SHITE! If the skin meant that much, be specific, or demand oral later. Wait, was that my outside voice?
“The military uses the technique to train individuals to blindly obey and conform.”
You show you were never in the military. Overly simplistic guesses are not right.