Good morning one and all to another amazing day!
Biden team is ready to drop dirt on Harris if she comes after him
How The Biden Admin Used The Treasury Dept To Get Out The Vote
Smoking gun? Obama endorsed bogus CIA claims on Trump and Putin before analysis was even finished
Trump: Schumer Extorting $2B for Confirmations
Trump Raises India Tariffs to 50 Percent Due to Their Russian Oil Imports
Remittances to Mexico Continue Plunging as ICE Raids Soar Across U.S.
Federal judge allows ESG coal case to move forward, while 26 states demand anti-ESG commitments
Texas Dem Lawmakers Could Face Nearly $400K in Fines
That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.
“”The man who desecrated the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier by lighting a cigarette with the memorial flame was arrested in Paris for violating a burial site, tomb, urn, or monument erected in memory of the dead. He was taken into custody and admitted the facts,” Interior Minister Bruno Retailleau wrote on X….
“Walking on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Lighting his cigarette with the eternal flame. This is not a mere misstep: it is a desecration,” she wrote on X. “France will never tolerate the tarnishing of the memory of those who died for her. Never.””
Sounds a bit hyperbolic.
Meh, if immigrants can’t respect the host country’s institutions and customs, then tossing them out seems like a good idea.
Frankly given the attitudes we’ve seen from Moroccans in France over the last few decades, I would be glad he just used it as a lighter.
Putting out the flame by urination would have been my expectation at this point.
Nah, I think the Hyp was in Ohio at the time, not Paris.
He was merely ensuring the eternal flame wouldn’t die, by chain smoking.
I saw that episode of King of the Hill!
Surprising they punished an enricher over this.
“France will never tolerate the tarnishing of the memory of those who died for her. Never.””
Clearly I have different ideas about that than they do.
Not every Frenchman threw his rifle down and ran away.
The French soldiers fought as bravely as anyone. The French generals, and politicians failed the people, not the other way around. Not that that is an uncommon state of affairs.
French generals are about the same as ours, some good, some bad. And the politicians are about par for the course.
The FFL and the Para’s, in fact all of the professional French military as opposed to national service inductee’s, are very good, very tough.
They had the French Resistance too, whose members knew that the wages of getting captured were torture until they talk followed by the firing squad.
Biden team is ready to drop dirt on Harris if she comes after him
Cripple fight?
They certainly both want cake….
“President Biden issued an executive order in March 2021 on “Promoting Access to Voting” requiring government agencies to encourage voter registration and voter participation by educating the public on how to cast a ballot, the electoral process, and how to vote by mail.”
If they don’t know those things already, they shouldn’t vote.
If they don’t know these things, they shouldn’t be citizens, and are therefore ineligible to vote.
Theoretically, anyway.
I can see many problems with giving citizens a civics test.
Who writes and assesses the tests?
Civics tests are part of becoming a citizen.
Just say “slavery”.
I’m pretty sure I was a citizen when I was born.
Would you like to know more?
“Civics tests are part of becoming a citizen.”
Only around 7.5% of the population are naturalized citizens. The vast majority of people ignorant of civics were born here.
*Clicks ‘No’*
Oh, no, does that autogenerate a warrant?
Psst – voters need to know that voting Democrat is the one proper way to vote!
“Democracy” means rule by Democrats, right?
It’s not called a Republicacy.
I see you have nothing to declare on your customs form. Here is a pamphlet on how to vote by mail.
Wink, wink.
Vote by mail is an abomination and yes, the feds have business doing any of this.
“no” business
I dont know what y’all are talking about. Biden was teaching and encouraging illegals to vote.
Obama a liar? Hang on, let me find my shocked face.
How dare you blaspheme Black Jesus!!
I don’t think he was smart enough to be the person at the top of this. By all accounts, he was a midwit, nothing special intellect wise, lazy, gave good talking head, but that was about it. The left has beatified him, while the right thinks he is some sort of mythological monster. Really, he wasn’t either, but another one way over his head, and had “advisors” leading him around by the nose
And, I think that is half of what is being hidden, what they are so worked up about. That he wasn’t the Black Jesus, but just another George Bush.
A lot like George Bush – an empty suit filled with projections from their supporters.
A glib bullshit artist. Checks out.
Exactly why Mamcommie – the future mayor of NYC – is such a danger. Dude is glib AF and has been polished for this moment.
I think I found some Pentagon spending we could cut.
Trying to anticipate and address advanced threats doesn’t really seem that wasteful to me in and of itself. Although I’m sure any program contains tons of waste and graft.
I don’t know JI. I can understand the need for a counter space initiative, I have kitchen appliances that live in boxes in the basement when not in use because I need more counter space.
Got to have a job for all the generals. Create more commands, more Camp Swampys.
Can’t just move to the Military-Industrial Complex without some sore of transitions
I thought we had an entire service branch dedicated to this. Force something, something forces, spacey forces.
Will generate a, paper.
It’s really all the army is good at.
“Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump’s nominee for U.S. ambassador to Greece.”
Because she likes it in the ass?
She’s ouzo-ing charm?
It’s Sparta the package.
She’ll go the distance — even when it is a real Marathon.
She’s been with 300 guys?
In a row?
Hasn’t she given it to Newsome that way?
On point to yesterday’s discussion of gerrymandering and mid-cycle redistricting.
I get wanting to color code the chart, but tone down the intensity so that it can actually be read without bleeing of the eyes.
While Mass. governor Maura Healy hilariously threatens to gerrymander in retaliation, while her state already has 0 Republican representatives.
It could be possible (I know it is in NY) to gerrymander the state legislature districts to get a more lopsided result there. I have no idea if there are any (R) in the MA leg, but I assume there must be at least one RINO.
In states like MA and NJ, most of the Republican state legislators are RINOs.
Maryland is also threatening to gerrymander as if they haven’t already done that:
How Democrats Gerrymandered Their Way to Victory in Maryland
They are still unhappy that they didn’t go after the one remaining Republican.
To be fair, the immediate Dem response to this logic (the GOP is too incompetent to win any seat) is not wrong. In one-Party states and localities, the opposition has often been shut out so long that there is nobody “electable” who can get the attention of voters.
Example – New Jersey’s district 5 used to be solidly Republican, but the 2020 gerrymander took care of that and now it is solidly Democrat.
That is interesting. My eyeball review is that on that methodology, the Dems would lose 37 seats in their states, and pick up 31 in Repub states.
Yep net 6 to the Repubs to get proper “proportional” representation.
There’s a little bit of an arbitrary/philosophical issue lurking here. If a state that is 60% Blue has no Red Senators, nobody says nuffin’ about 40% of the voters being disenfranchised. So why is everybody all worked up when that state has no Red Reps? It pretty inherent in first-past-the-post elections that the losing part(ies) get nothing, regardless of how small the margin was.
That is not the purpose of a Senate, was always my interpretation.
But then the states went and made their Senates all about “proportional representation” thus throwing their original concept out the window. What is even the purpose of a state senate any more? It’s just a smaller duplicate of a state house/assembly.
Fuck Earl Warren.
I used the scare quotes proportional there RC, and yes, the sneaking presumption is parliamentary – with the majority party being “in charge” of the legislative and executive functions.
rhy – state senate is the dumbest thing we have in our entire political lexicon. Absolutely no need for that at the state level.
Without a State Senate you remove an important promotion level for political careers! What’s a poor State Rep supposed to do? Jump all the way up to Congress?
Hmm, I wonder if it would have a salutary effect if we renamed all elective offices. Leave them the same powers but name them more appropriately.
Representative could become Lowly Thief
Senator could become Drunken Pervert
Vice President has to be Pitcher of Warm Spit
President needs something especially obnoxious, maybe Prolapsed Asshole.
political careers
That should be an oxymoron. Career limitation by annual cull – the more years you serve, the more balls in the drawing.
rhy – state senate is the dumbest thing we have in our entire political lexicon. Absolutely no need for that at the state level.
In the Reynolds v Sims era, sure.
Before Reynolds v Sims some states had their state senates made up of one senator per county. Their legislatures were analogous to the US Congress with one chamber whose representation was determined by population and the other by geography to keep urban areas from running roughshod over rural areas.
Counties aren’t sovereign, so that’s why I say bullshit on that. Under the AoC, Congress was one vote per state – but each state had a body of popular representation.
The Articles of Confederation were also determined to be unworkable in practicality, which is why the same people turned around and went “Lets try this again”
Counties aren’t sovereign
Irrelevant to how a state sets up its legislature. Reynolds v Sims is bullshit.
Reynolds v Sims is bullshit.
Never meant to imply otherwise.
So let’s go back to what a Senate originally meant – the body for the aristocrats. That never made a lick of sense in this country, and the U.S. Senate only made sense when it was to assure equal representation of the States. The 17th Amdt, like all other Progressive bullshit, screwed that up.
Obligatory.
Appropriate.
While I like the methodology, using information I know, I see a problem with it.
It says KY should have 2 D seats, instead of 1. Which, yeah, they are right. But you would have to gerrymander (in the traditional, weird shape sense) to make that happen. D voters are concentrated in two areas: Louisville and Lexington. Louisville has a compact D district within Jefferson County. Lexington makes their district competitive, but as Fayette County isn’t large enough for a house district, it is joined by surrounding R stronghold counties. To get 2 D districts, you would have to worm up I-75 and collect up small D enclaves in Northern Ky maybe?
My preferred method to fix the gerrymander “problem” is to make all-states single district with single transferrable votes.
Examples: Wyoming, nothing changes.
Colorado, with 8 districts, means a candidate would have to get at 11.2% of the vote to win a seat.
Kentucky, with 6, would mean 14.3%.
California, less than 2%.
It would basically lead to proportional representation within each state. CA would be hilarious, every nutjob movement would manage to get some seats. Libertarians, Greens, Communists would have representatives from CA.
My vote preference order would start with NoCo libertarians, work around to other libertarians around the state, with Denver libertarians bringing up the rear (well, Denver Ds bringing up the very rear). I could see the possibility of a NoCo R getting ahead of the last Denver L even.
How does that square with the intended purpose of those positions being “local representation”?
Denver Ds bringing up the very rear
You know they’d like that.
If you want local representation, they put the local candidates at the top of your ballot. If I really care about that, I can put my top 3 as a Larimer County L, then a Larimer County R, then a Larimer County D. But I would prefer a Weld County L before the other two myself. And a western slope L before the R and D for that matter. But IF I care about local representation, I can vote that way.
And unless we expand the US House to about 4000 seats, we aint getting local representation anyway.
State wide districts is the only way that the 35-40% GOP vote in New England would ever get any of the seats. Mass. and Conn. have 14 seats, 100% Democrats. Proportionally, GOP would have at least 4 or 5 of them.
And to follow up on my last post, I can see a situation where I would prefer a local candidate of an opposing party over a candidate of “my” party from somewhere else. But, lets be real, most people would prefer to be represented by someone they chose (even if way down their ballot) over someone local they dislike.
In my system, everyone except the bottom 1/(n+1), where n=number of districts, is represented by someone their vote counted for. In Wyoming, you could still have 49.9% unrepresented, but in CA, virtually everyone gets a representative. Those unrepresented would be mostly people who didnt care to fill out their vote order deep enough.
That is what we SHOULD be doing. I know it sounds scary to add another 3500 or so wastrels but at least it will dilute their individual power in addition to restoring the original purpose of the House.
I just took 2020 census and applied floor(pop/30000,1) to each state, to fit the max representatives under Article 1.
Total of exactly 11000 seats. From CA at 1317 to WY at 19. CO has 192.
Breaking that down further, Larimer County, CO would have 11.9 districts, of those about 5.5 would be in Fort Collins and 2.5 in Loveland, with the rest in smaller cities and rural parts of the county. No other city in the county is big enough for an entire district.
I remember we discussed that someone has crunched the numbers internationally – here is a reminder of just what an outlier the US is.
So are you proposing we build a new stadium in DC to seat the 11k HoR?
I like ROBC’s idea, and what with the 19th the whole original system was destroyed anyways. And with this we don’t really need to add 11K more idiots to the Federal tit.
Also, if you want (and everyone says it, so you know it is true*) more centrists and moderate reps, getting rid of gerrymandering is the way to go. As long as you carve up the state so only your team can win, you only get the most radical as there is no need to swing to the middle.
*only the public wants this, not the parties.
Nope. Zoom from home. Keeping them out of DC is another big win, at least for DC.
“What motivated the shooter — identified as 28-year-old Sgt. Quornelius Radford — to commit the heinous act was not immediately known, Lubas said.”
https://nypost.com/2025/08/06/us-news/fort-stewart-mass-shooting-suspect-quornelius-radford-was-subdued-by-quick-thinking-soldiers-who-halted-attack/
Now I see why the story is being dropped.
“Lubas said Radford used a personal handgun in the attack, which left five soldiers stationed at the sprawling base wounded — three of whom required surgical intervention. All five victims were stable and expected to recover.”
That’s good.
“We need laws to prevent such people from having access to firearms.”
RoaT – Jim Crow you say?
A boy named Quornelious gonna grow up tough if he wants to survive
I’d be mad too, if I was named after a shitty meat substitute.
RoaT:
After the crazy person shot the legislators at their houses in Minnesoda, the first thing the DFL did was push to limit access to the State Capitol building. Restricting public access to only one door and installing metal detectors. There has been quite a bit of pushback to the idea.
On the radio yesterday a local host was ranting about how silly it is to not restrict access. The guy is also a closet gun grabber, so I’m sure that is a big part of his reasoning.
Yes, a crazy person tried to kill some pols. The only obvious solution is to kick the public out of some other location. A location that has never had any problem with violence ever. Even though you can carry in the capitol building. Makes perfect sense.
a crazy person tried to kill some pols in their own homes, so naturally reduce access to the capitol!
Talk about physiognomy as destiny. Holy crap.
That guy was prophesied by the Oracle at Delphi to be a workplace mass shooter.
In an earlier incarnation (in the 70s), he would have worked at the Post Office. (IYKYK).
Like the Fort Hood guy?
Which one, Ted? The 2009 (Hasan) or 2014 (Lopez) Fort Hood Shooters?
But, after checking – Yes to Hasan and No to Lopez.
And Lopez I would characterize as more like Michael Douglas’ character in “Falling Down.” He was certainly not a good guy, but he wasn’t an ideologue-type shooter. He just ran out of rope (too soon) with the Army’s bullshit.
I was thinking Hasan. I’d totally forgotten there was another Fort Hood shooting.
The army to post office chain is unbroken.
Anger at his parents for naming him that?
AR670-1 is a reasonable excuse for attempted homicide.
““If you are considering doing a little more redrawing in Illinois, you already have some crazy districts in Illinois,” Colbert told the governor.
“Take a look at this. Look at [District] 17 here. It does that, then it comes up here and it sneaks around there and goes all the way up here, and then goes right over there like that. And look at this one, kind of goes whoop up there.””
https://nypost.com/2025/08/06/us-news/stephen-colbert-shows-illinois-dem-gov-jb-pritzker-how-gerrymandered-his-state-is-amid-texas-controversy/
Curious.
Amazing he developed a spine – maybe even a conscience – with his time running out.
More likely he’s pissed at Pritzker for eating all the good snacks in the green room.
Interior Minister Bruno Retailleau on Tuesday called the actions of a 47-year-old Moroccan man “indecent and pathetic” following his arrest.
“Round up the usual suspects.”
“Iz zeez your shimpanzee minky? Does your minky have a lizense?”
Stafford County man arrested for ‘rubbing genitals’ on woman’s car
Gee, I wonder if drugs were involved?
He’s just into autoeroticism.
WINNER.
Don’t we have Glibs from that part of VA?
Why yes, but I’m here so it must have been one of the others.
And you’re a rat, so you have really tiny genitals….
STEVE SMITH AUTO EROTICA???
It would have been straight-up sexual assault if he’d gone for the tailpipe…
We’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
To be fair to the poor guy, he only rubbed them on the turn signal so it wouldn’t feel so neglected.
It was a BMW, it was asking for it!
Too tall to find the tail pipe or maybe an EV?
New twist on electro-stim huh?
If rubbing your genitals on random cars is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
So, does A mid-cycle census mean anything?
EO with no funding, yeah – that’s gonna really work.
IIRC this is done deliberately, and specifically to bump up the numbers of illegals who were “missed”.
As I recall, the census is supposed to be a count, not a WAG.
Wife and girlfriend…?
The Census Bureau releases estimates every year between censuses. The estimates showed stable trends during both the Obama and first Trump administrations. Amazingly, every revision in the actual census benefited Team Blue.
My last day in Japan is today. We found out some time ago that there’s a huge department store chain called Don Quixote (spelled Don Quijote over here). Their mascot is a penguin that is as endearing as the Buc-ee’s beaver, and probably just as popular.
So when I got to check out one of the larger stores, and a person in said penguin costume was there, I had to go in for the photo op…
Me: Hey, Don Quijote! I’m a big fan!
Mascot: (narrows gaze) What did you say?!?!?
Windmills are not fans, they are turbines.
You ruined your own punchiline.
UCS. 🙂
I assume that chain doesn’t exist in Guam, due to the risk of tilting.
Why do you think the Spanish lost the island so easily?
Assume incorrect. They do have a Guam location: https://www.villageofdonki.com/
Gustave:
Don’t tell me they have windmills there too?
That would be too dangerous!
[Explanation]
What’s with all the rainbow flags missing the latest tranny updates?
“Mamdani’s hostility to charter schools, which are privately-run, publicly funded — puts him in sync with the United Federation of Teachers union, which endorsed him in the November general election following his primary victory over ex-Gov. Andrew Cuomo and others.
But charter school parents and operators suggested Mamdani was deviating from his affordability agenda — touting he’ll choke off classrooms that educate mostly black and Latino students from working class and low-income neighborhoods he claims to be championing.”
https://nypost.com/2025/08/06/us-news/mamdani-vows-to-declare-war-against-charter-schools-if-electioned-mayor-survey-reveals/
CWAA
Children can’t be properly indoctrinated if parents have choices.
The left hijacking the idea of “working class” to represent commie values has been amazingly successful.
They even have a party named after it, and of course it does not represent the wishes of actual working people at all.
The Working class people I know want to be successful and rich. They geenrally don’t want handouts, and do want to keep what they earned without supporting lazy layabouts
Marxism is a 100% intellectual system – workers are mere abstracts.
https://pagesix.com/2025/08/06/celebrity-news/bikini-clad-jessica-alba-spends-time-with-family-as-danny-ramirez-romance-heats-up/
Her tits look weird.
in my brain jessica alba forever looks like in Dark Angel.
That was her hottest look. Her Fantastic Four blonde hair look was hideous.
That, or Sin City.
R C Dean:
With one problem. Jessica Alba is the reason Nancy wasn’t topless in the dancing scenes (as she was in the books). So she did prevent us from seeing boobs.
+1 on Sin City
Yeah they look a few inches displaced. Yikes.
That’s what happens when a person with fake boobs ages.
“The Fairfax County Public Schools system in Virginia has launched an investigation into accusations that school staff arranged abortions for students without notifying their parents, according to local reports.
School officials at Centreville High School in Union Hill allegedly arranged and bankrolled abortions for girls in 2021, including a 17-year-old, according to local news outlet WJLA.”
https://nypost.com/2025/08/07/us-news/virginia-fairfax-county-public-schools-centreville-high-school-staff-accused-of-arranging-student-abortions/
It sounds to me like the people running this district should be rounded up and dropped off on an isolated island where they can have no contact with children of any kind.
Le sigh.
Fairfax and Loudoun are competing for the worst school districts in the state.
Or country.
Jeebus the stories coming out of that area.
for girls in 2021, including a 17-year-old
If they were “girls” then was the 17 year old the eldest amongst them? Because 18 year olds are adult enough to vote, or start an OF.
Well, it’s children committing carjackings and gang violence as well. Modern journalism has anyone under the age as 30 as “children”.
adult enough to vote, or start an OF. – but not both should be the rule
18 year olds have full agency for consent, obviously including medical.
Two “It takes a village to raise your child, bigot!” links:
Sacramento weasels.
Fairfax county weasels
“Strangers would have to fill out the one-page “Caregivers Authorization Affidavit,” in which they attest that they are granting themselves permission to take custody of a child of their choosing—provided they have the child’s name and birth date. Schools would have to take the stranger’s word for it because no identification, parental notification, or background check is required to find who they are or if they’re a pervert.”
I am Scott Weiner’s engorged penis.
Eeeeeewwwww!!!
+1 assless chaps
Regarding the Sacramento weasels… yeah that is yet another indication that the Dems are about nothing more than rounding up as many warm bodies as it takes to increase their percentage of congresscritters. Expect every dirty and degenerate trick in the book to be played.
Lol – the Howard Stern article references some of his recent “high profile” interviews and they are with other SiriusXM talent, which are probably contractually obligated to sit down with him. Also, references his contract not being renewed because of his politics and not ratings, riggghhhttt. Stern has grown into a non-interesting hack is why he is going to be offered a pittance of his former salary. I had read in another article that his audience is estimated to currently be 125,000 vs 20,000,000 at his peak. Do the math, he’s a money drain.
When I was in high school, we all listened to Stern. I don’t know a single person who still listens to him.
His ratings are a direct result of his politics, so this is true in a way.
This.
I can’t believe he’s been on Sirius 20 years. Crazy. Supposedly that move was going to allow him more freedom to do uncensored stuff.
If there are no rules to break, there are no scandalous examples of rule breaking to shock people, and you have to actually be funny and clever not just rely on shock comedy.
Girls sitting on vibrators is news when it is on broadcast media. It’s the 987546th highest rated clip on pornhub.
And Jarflax has watched all 987546 of those clips.
But enough about the WNBA….
And Jarflax has watched all 987546 of those clips.
Not true! I only watched the 368 with tentacle vibrators to stay true to my new status as an otaku!
“The godfather of heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne, died on July 22 at age 76, causing the hands of millions of fans locked in the devil horns gesture to fly at half-mast.
In honor of his passing, Arizona officially declared the day of his death ‘Ozzy Day.’”
https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/arizona-proclaims-july-22-ozzy-day-22166085
So Rob Halford should be a shoo in when he dies. He lived in Phoenix, and still has a house there.
Better screamer, too.
True, Ozzy’s singing style wasn’t that metal.
Yeah, but his bat eating was on point!
Revolutionary Communist Party
@CanadaMarxists
WE NEED A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE BILLIONAIRES!
We’re organizing for one all around the world. The 1st World Congress of the Revolutionary Communist International is now in session. Write to us to get involved, wherever you live.
http://marxist.com/join
https://x.com/CanadaMarxists/status/1953167192520049134
O2 is a capitalist plot, and you can’t spell Communism without CO – breathe pure Carbon Monoxide for the Revolution!
I’d rather donate to a fund for free helicopter rides for all World Congress delegates.
It was the Biden administration that originally asked India to buy more Russian oil. If they bought from the Middle East, it would drive up prices in the U.S. and Europe.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-wanted-india-to-buy-russian-oil-when-ukraine-war-started-what-changed-9022516
Not surprising they are telling Trump to screw.
But Biden was not a revolutionary communist.
Can I give a negative donation?
You can bet a lot of the leadership will be giving large negative donations.
How many of the attendees will be that O’Keefe guy?
BREAKING:
Armenian and Azerbaijani leaders may sign peace deal in the US within 24 hours
At the heart of the agreement is a new commercial and infrastructure initiative called the Trump Route for International Peace and Prosperity (TRIPP). The project aims to resolve the key point of contention between the two countries — transport connectivity.
https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1953439462567927844
I doubt the respective governments want to do away with the distraction of the conflict.
Speaking of rich countries who have nothing better to do
BREAKING:
Ethiopia has issued a demand for Somali government troops to immediately withdraw from the border town of Beled-Hawo in the Gedo region of Somalia.
https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1953438404663726564
See! This is what happens when they finally get internet!
Whoa… trippy, dude.
And here I thought the key point of contention was that genocide thing.
“Arizona Sen. Analise Ortiz (D-24) is now facing an ethics complaint after Libs of TikTok shared the state senator’s post alerting people to the whereabouts of ICE agents. This not only probably violates federal law, but it also puts ICE agents in danger at a time when violent activists are likely to impede or even assault them. Yet Ortiz sneeringly and proudly owned up to her efforts on Bluesky.”
https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2025/08/06/arizona-democrat-exposes-ice-agents-defying-trump-n4942448
CWAC
I do wonder if Trump has yet deported as many illegals as Obama did.
But yeah, the Dems are not gonna win this argument no matter how loud they screech. Everybody knows it is nothing more than a power grab.
Confederate memorial to be returned to Arlington National Cemetery
They’re going to put y’all back in chains.
It was right there in the footnotes of Project 2025, no one should be surprised.
We’re not in chains already?
MORE chains.
As long as they’re made in USA chains.
They come to snuff the rooster. but he ain’t gonna diiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.
Mammy, slave? I don’t object to, say, a soldier figure, but those are a bit much for a hallowed place like Arlington National Cemetery.
Put it on private land somewhere. I’m sure the Daughters of the Confederacy and Sons of Confederate Veterans could raise enough for a more appropriate replacement for Arlington.
Ummm… uh, (tugs collar), about Arlington and, uh, that, uh, ‘private land’ thingie?
You do know that the feds punitively seized Lee’s farm and made it into Arlington Nat’l, right?
And the Supreme Court later revealed it had been done illegally?
But by then, uh, well fuck you, so it was “purchased” by the govt?
Ironically still more of a public purpose than Kelo.
Yes, SCOTUS ruled 5-4 that Arlington was illegally seized and G.W. Custis Lee was paid about $5 million in today’s money as compensation. U.S. is made up of lots of land won by conquest and then “paid for.”
EU freedom is special.
https://x.com/OlgaBazova/status/1953412922434068730
Not really funny anymore. We dodged that bullet only because of Biden’s incredible incompetence. And who knows if we dodged it or just delayed it. Time will tell.
Not enough context.
“Microplastics are everywhere, even in human testicles. So will the patriarchy finally step in?”
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/07/microplastics-are-everywhere-even-in-human-testicles-so-will-the-patriarchy-finally-step-in
STIJLTH
Everyone knows microplastics are stored in the balls.
I don’t want to store them in my ass.
RoaT:
It would be easier to store them in your ass if you’d just removed your officially licensed WNBA green dildo first.
STEVE SMITH HAVE ONLY MACRO PLASTICS… HERE — HE PROVIDE FREE SAMPLES!
Mrs. TOK has a teammate who works at the local university, and does research on microplastics. She hasn’t found any water samples that don’t have plastic particles, even water you buy in glass bottles. I don’t know if it’s causing any harm, but it’s definitely everywhere.
I’m curious to have my well tested – see if those microplastics are in groundwater. And in what concentration. I’m sure some “tests” would yield 100% positive results, kinda like the climate hockey stick.
I volunteered a sample of our well water, we haven’t arranged it yet. But I am curious as well.
The contamination in the well would likely come from the pump impeller which is plastic, the pipe, which if under 300’ deep is likely a plastic one piece pipe, the pile tape in the case of a pump hung on metal pipe, the liner for the well which is PVC, or the sample container which is likely plastic.
Threedoor gets it. All our water comes in contact with plastic at some point, either moving it or storing it, and yes those particles rub off. Outside, bodies of water have plastic trash in them.
Safe Testicles Improve Jizz Lubricity That’s Helpful?
Jeebus I didn’t get one paragraph in before my brain started melting and I had to tap out.
Can you imagine reading that garbage all day?
“Seattle police arrested a 33-year-old man on Thursday afternoon after a chaotic and disturbing scene unfolded at a Capitol Hill Trader Joe’s, where the suspect reportedly threatened to kill people while armed with a knife, shortly after allegedly attempting to engage in a sex act with a store refrigerator….
Police say the man, who is a registered sex offender, was confronted by a security guard after allegedly “humping” a refrigerator and making similar advances toward a customer. The man became agitated, kicking over a flower display and throwing apples. He then reportedly began shouting racial slurs and brandished a knife, threatening to kill everyone inside the store.”
https://thepostmillennial.com/seattle-police-arrest-armed-man-following-his-copulation-with-trader-joes-refrigerator
How dare the residents of Capitol Hill deny him the right to let his freak flag fly!
That is literally the point of that neighborhood.
When is Fridge Fuckers Pride Month?
“Isabel Rosa Araujo (b. Aug 12, 1985), a man formerly known as Phillip Haskins-Delici, was charged with fourth-degree assault and unlawful use of mace stemming from a March 2024 attack on an Arab-American woman who burned a Quran in a protest in a park. The six-person jury unanimously convicted Araujo on both counts on Wednesday in the Multnomah County Courthouse.
Araujo, who has adopted the identities of being trans, “Latinx” and now Muslim, was filmed assaulting Sorbeah “Ara” Almosa on March 24, 2024 as she counter-protested a pro-Gaza march in Couch Park by burning her own copy of the Quran in a bowl she was carrying. Almosa is a Portland woman of Egyptian heritage.
Sentencing is scheduled for Aug. 14. Araujo is expected to receive only probation. His attorney has signaled he will plead with the judge to allow Araujo to carry mace on a part-time basis due to his unfounded fears of being killed by “Nazis.””
https://thepostmillennial.com/andy-ngo-reports-portland-trans-antifa-super-soldier-convicted-of-assaulting-a-woman
He needs to be removed from society.
You’d think in an asylum city in an asylum state they could actually find an asylum to confine the crazies.
The Asylum is called the City of Portland.
Escape from Portland just doesn’t sound the same.
Hold on, was that fucker so fat that they had to link two pairs of cuffs on him?
No funny farm for him, he needs to be on a chain gang and work some of that suet off.
Multonoma county needs to be walled off from the rest of Oregon.
“Betting volume on whether a dildo will be thrown onto the court during a WNBA game has surpassed betting volume on which team will win, according to the prediction market platform Polymarket.”
https://thepostmillennial.com/just-in-more-money-is-being-bet-on-dildos-at-wnba-games-than-on-the-games-themselves
LOLOL
For all those betting, the color of last night’s dildo was GREEN.
WOO!!!
There is a separate bet for color of the next one.
Goddamnit. Teach me to back longshots…
A ban on bags makes sense because there’s absolutely no other way to smuggle a dildo into a venue.
Well if you can carry in as many that way as you can in a grocery bag…
Yeah the bag ban is just going to make a bad situation shittier.
Well done, sir!
Only something like an entertainment venue instance of the TSA can save us from this threat to democracy.
[sound of snapping latex gloves]
Huh. I didn’t have you pegged as a guy interested in dildo tossing.
Men, please. Have we no sensitivity to the creation of a hostile workplace for the women of the WNBA? At least include some flowers with the dildos.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets a sex toy in the eye.
Daily Ray of Sunshine
The story behind it
Here’s a thought. What if Congressional districts were based on race-blind population numbers for geometrically simple contiguous geographical areas?
Ky basically mandates that. The state supremes shot down a plan 30-40 years ago, and now require that a minimum number of counties be split. Within that, there are still lots of games to be played, but it stops the worst excesses of that bullshit.
For example, the last time the Ds had any control, they split Warren County 4 ways on the state senate map. It counted as 1 county being split for the rules, but it was designed to split up the R power in the county, as opposed to the D control of the city of Bowling Green.
Those old dead white guys failed to add a requirement to ensure proper local representation. If they had, all these discussions would go away.
ZIP codes. That is all.
ZIP codes are surprisingly inconsistent. Mine has a population of 66,000 and the next one over is under 1,400.
A ban on bags makes sense because there’s absolutely no other way to smuggle a dildo into a venue.
“Nothin’ up muh sleeve!”
Dangerous curves ahead on THICC Thursday.
https://archive.is/8Raik
The only way we can have a representative democracy represented by our House of Representatives is to have a representative sample of the citizenry. This necessarily means a random sampling of the entire population, not just a subset of people who want to be powerful or are considered worthy of having power.
Select reps at random from the entire population of citizens.
“A Hulk Hogan-esque cloud appeared in the sky outside of his funeral on Tuesday … stunning attendees as they said their final goodbyes to the WWE legend…
It certainly seemed to have a striking resemblance to the Hulkster … as it mimicked one of his famous poses to a T.”
https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/06/hulk-hogan-funeral-cloud/
St. Hulk? He would be patron of what?
kayfabe?
Oil?
Brotherhood.
Select reps at random from the entire population of citizens.
*uptwinkles*
And make it plain to them that once their period of servitude is complete they will be shot on sight if they return to Washington.
It sounds like South Park was like all super edgy and brave and shit. Strike another blow for democrat-ocracy, boys!
Saw from the previews that it’s still all about Trump.
Pass. Three more years before they might be funny again.
It had some bits that were fun, such as JD Vance as Tattoo with Mar-A-Largo being Fantasy Island. Cartman getting pissed because Clyde took his schtick and made a podcast about it.
Then a lazy master debater series of jokes with Cartman master debating college girls online. Kristi’s face kept melting off, and many puppies were shot by her.
Awesome-O Neph!
I find it amusing that the WNBA dildo thing has caused more people to care about the league than anything else. Even Clark has to take a back seat to a green dildo.
The more that the prudes running the WNBA the funnier it becomes. American shitlords will find a way to toss more dildos in the coming weeks.
Maybe the WNBA should ban all fans from attending games.
What fans?
If they had more Mexican fans they could chant puta every time Angel Reese airballs.
The WNBA should lean into it.
Instead of a Bat Day promotion, have a Dildo giveaway.
Or give everyone sitting behind the hoop two green dildos to clap wildly together when the visiting team is trying to shoot free throws.
“…amusing that the WNBA dildo thing has caused more people to care about the league than anything else.”
I think the calls are coming from inside the house. It is a genius marketing campaign…I mean, the cost of a couple of Chinese made dildos and Bam! ticket sales double.
Revenge of the luddites
Yet the Florida verdict is notable because it’s one of the first major legal decisions over ADAS technology that has gone against Tesla. Other claims have been dismissed or settled by the automaker.
Tesla will appeal the decision. During the case, its attorneys hung the blame on the driver, McGee, for choosing not to monitor the car on Autopilot while he grabbed for his cell phone.
Later, the automaker said in a rare statement that it “only works to set back automotive safety and jeopardize Tesla’s and the entire industry’s efforts to develop and implement lifesaving technology.” (This is, for context, the line Tesla has used for years against Autopilot critics; the company claims it is safer than a human driver or will be eventually, and so setting its progress back will only lead to more fatal crashes as humans stay behind the wheel instead of robots.)
Yes, of course, wrap yourselves in the flag of SCIENCE!
The real question is whether South Park will take a break from “skewering!” Trump to cover the WNBA dildo thing. Maybe work Sydney Sweeney, She Wolf of the SS in while they’re at it. The country needs more edgy social satire.
Colbert guest appearance too?
Howard Stern’s retirement job?
I dont give a shit. They fucked up and I dont care to watch anymore. They have missed a lot of low hanging fruit to foam at the mouth with TDS. Fuck’em.
“A seven-year-old North Carolina boy tragically died when a 76-year-old woman hit him with her car while crossing the street.
Instead of excusing this as an accident or going after the driver, Gaston County District Attorney Travis Page had the parents arrested, charging them with involuntary manslaughter and child neglect.
The parents, Samuele and Jessica Ivey Jenkins, didn’t push their son into the street, nor did they allow him to roam the streets without knowing his whereabouts. The charges came after his parents let him and his older brother (10) walk about two blocks home without an adult to get a sandwich. And for that, the nanny state arrested both parents, charging them with heinous crimes, and forced them into jail on a $1.5 million bond, which was later reduced….
They took a plea deal in June, receiving credit for 25 days already spent in jail. Both received a suspended sentence with probation, Sameule for 36 months and Jessica for 30 months, for negligent child abuse leading to serious injury. They must now take parenting classes and pay court and lawyer fees.
Instead of being able to grieve the tragic loss of their son, these parents were forced to fight for their freedom, all because they let their sons walk two blocks away from home. This is something that most children should be allowed and capable of doing on their own.”
https://dailycaller.com/2025/08/06/rooke-samuele-jessica-ivey-jenkins-travis-page-free-range-children-parental-rights/
WTF?
That opening sentence is worded like the 76-year old drove to the other side of the street and then hit the child. I’m picturing pulling out of the driveway and forgetting to turn, jumping the other curb and running him over.
Was the 76-year old even fit to drive?
When are the prosecutors and judge going to be thrown in the clink for judicial malfeasense?
Kids attempted to cross a busy road – NOT at the intersection. It wasn’t the driver’s fault, it was two dumb kids – the dead boy and his older brother.
In loco parentis
I walked 8 blocks to kindergarten unattended when I was 5 years old.
I’d speculate that it was uphill both ways too, but I am reminded that you are from Iowa, so you have no concept of hills.
The ground tipped with the position of the sun, so he was always going up-incline. Where the year-round snow came from is unclear. It may have been an ice age.
Where the year-round snow came from is unclear.
The time before global warming?
The older boy needs to be placed in foster care to protect him from such abusive parents.
Oh, look! A First Female baseball umpire. How thrilling. They should have just stuck her out there behind home plate and waited to see if anybody noticed.
What happens when somebody calls her a cocksucker?
What will she do when she looks over at the on deck circle and sees some shitlord swinging a green dildo to get loose?
Hopefully comment on the size one way or another.
Paging the Babylon Bee…
Yawn. Wake me for the first umpire that is a male pretending to be a female. Then everyone can celebrate.
NPR had a story on it, with the reporter calling MLB baseball “retrograde” because of how long it took them compared to the NFL.
I am looking at what is going on in Europe. Wasn’t the EU supposed to be an economic union for the purposes of a single currency and enabling freer trade? How does speech, social policy and immigration fit into that? Tell me again why we dont want the Ruskies invading Western Europe? At this point the Ruskies taking over would be an improvement.
What is:
a) the product
b) the tagline
of an ad that combines Sydney Sweeney and a green dildo?
The proper combination of the two would cause more heads to explode the the Israeli pager attack.
Maybe SS could do a pickle commercial? She could be at a WNBA game chomping away on a pickle and when she reaches in to get another. Instead of a delicious pickle, she pulls out a dildo. She frowns and throws it on the court. At the bottom of the screen “SS likes her jeans blue and her pickles green”
Needs work.
“A Texas cop vowed to give “everyone” a ticket after she didn’t get laid the night before, according to a since-deleted viral TikTok.
The post showed uniformed Harris County Constable Precinct 5 Deputy Jennifer Escalera writing on a notepad with the caption, “Didn’t get cracked last night so everyone is getting a ticket” — a nod to her apparently unfulfilling sex life.
The cop blurred parts of her uniform but left her nametag visible in her post.”
https://nypost.com/2025/08/04/us-news/texas-cop-vows-to-give-everyone-a-ticket-after-she-didnt-get-laid-the-night-before/
Drugs/ass? Would?
That’s a savvy bit of marketing for her OF account.
Had she given me a ticket I woulda said “Well shit. Why didnt you just say so. Come over here for a few minutes and let me show you this little trick I know. “
If she handles your gun are you worried about premature discharge?
Needs work.
Maybe she could shoot some watermelons off a fence. With a Walther P 38.