Thursday Back To School Links

by | Aug 14, 2025 | Daily Links | 225 comments

I thought the Astros were in a tailspin (they are). I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a Dodgers fan right now, looking at the wild card standings and seeing their name pop up. Still a long way to go, but that’s shocking. We’re just 9 days away from college football! And the EPL starts this weekend. The dog days are all but over. And that’s all I’ve got for sports.

I hope she’s got armed security while walking that line. She could get hurt in that dangerous shithole otherwise.

I’m curious how they’ll defend this. Texas is saying they’re doing it due to rapid population shifts after the last census, with no mention of political power. California politicians are basically saying they’re gonna do it to gain seats for the Dem party. How would that explanation stand up in a courtroom?

I hope they all end up in prison. For several different reasons.

I’ll believe it when I see it. And no, I do not expect to see it in my lifetime.

What a couple of assholes. I hope they spend the rest of their life behind bars.

Maybe we should never release violent criminals. You know, because they’re violent and unlikely to change.

They better fire up a bunch of nuke plants. It’ll still fail because the entire premise is idiotic heavy-handedness. But that won’t stop them.

“Why are you hitting yourself?” This is disgusting, and all too common on American campuses. It’s time to crack down on this kind of administrative malfeasance on college campuses and protect the students just trying to go about their days.

It might be time to test the validity of the pardons. They can start by going after those without pardons by compelling testimony from those who received one. Then charge them all with conspiracy and obstruction when they refuse.

I want everybody in this story to lose. I want the city to lose because it’s none of their goddamn business what happens on the private property. And I want Zuckerberg to lose because his private security people have no business stopping people and questioning them on public sidewalks.

Banjos ain’t gonna like this. I am indifferent. Why? Because the food sucks. But don’t tell her I said that.

Is this her best? That’s up for debate. It may be this one. They’re both fantastic. Argue about it in the comments. Either way, enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely back to school Thursday, dear friends.

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  1. Common Tater

    ‘“This is us trying to apply for free money — when we don’t quite qualify. lol,” she texted Reis, 47, according to a federal indictment obtained by the Arizona Republic.”

    Criminal genius.

    • sloopyinca

      The only thing unsurprising about that story is that they didn’t call their company “Free Dodge Hellcats, LLC.”

    • (((Jarflax

      Lawyer tip of the day:

      Texting about your criminal activities is not a good plan.

      • The Other Kevin

        While Envy is the most popular sin these days, Hubris is a close second. This is similar to the documents Tulsi released yesterday: more people just assuming they can get away with everything.

  2. SDF-7

    I’m curious how they’ll defend this

    They won’t? I mean, CA Dems haven’t had to do anything but brazenly state what they want to do for 20 years now… why would they start “defending” anything?

    And if the courtroom is the 9th Circuit, I’m sure the judges will only complain if they didn’t go far enough.

    • SDF-7

      Oh yeah… now I remember what I was also thinking when I realized the topic — it might be much more interesting if OMB does manage to get both a mid-decade census (unlikely) and enumerate only citizens and legal residents (very very unlikely). That would affect the seat counts in California, I’d bet… and wouldn’t that put the cat amongst the pigeons?

    • rhywun

      brazenly state what they want to do

      inorite?
      /Tish James

  3. R.J.

    I am normally not one for making new rules – but if a criminal has tons of facial tattoos that person should never be let out in bail or parole.

    • Nephilium

      Counterpoints:

      Mike Ness and Lars Fredrickson.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, SD has gone so far down hill as to be a caricature of punk, so, I am OK with this.

      • Ted S.

        I didn’t know South Dakota is a caricature of punk.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        The more you know, Teds.

    • SDF-7

      Can we have a corollary that we don’t have to listen to the political screechings of anyone with a septum piercing / ring? I could get behind that…

    • Ted S.

      Be careful. Last time I wrote something uncomplimentary about tats I was told how old-fashioned I am.

      • DrOtto

        I responded the other day to my kids “my 85 year old father, your grandfather, has tatoos. I don’t, how does that make me old fashioned?”

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        What’s wrong with being old fashioned?

        In today’s day and age, I’d take it as a compliment.

      • (((Jarflax

        What’s wrong with being old fashioned?

        Bourbon’s sweet enough already, no need to add sugar.

      • Common Tater

        “I wish I had an Old Fashioned.”

      • Nephilium

        DrOtto:

        A decade or so back, at Thanksgiving dinner, my dad was talking about the girl that one of his brothers had living with him now. She was too young (I think there was a 15-20 year age difference), she was freeloading, and she was likely a prostitute since she had tattoos.

        Sitting at the table were his daughter, son-in-law, and granddaughter, all with tattoos. The conversation got fun at that point.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’d take it as a badge of honor.

        Going tattless is the unique look now, anyway.

      • (((Jarflax

        I started out disliking tattoos as symbols of membership in groups I mostly disliked, but the various outsider groups grew on me as I got older and realized how bad the insider groups were. Of course about that time tattoos started being in.

        Now I dislike most of them aesthetically. Most are very bad art. Body art needs to take into account the fact that the body is not a flat surface, and that it moves. Most tats I have seen do a very poor job of this and end up just looking messy as a result.

      • Fourscore

        I saw a mature woman, 50ish, shall we say, on the heavy side, dressed in summer wear. A tattoo on a sagging breast that said “Sexy”.

        It was more comical than fashionable but definitely not sexy.

        A reminder: As the body changes with age so does the message the tattoos convey.

      • The Last American Hero

        So you’ve got 4 prostitutes in your family? WTF?

      • Ted S.

        Fourscore: Rule 34 suggests *someone* finds it sexy.

        (As always, I am not that someone.)

      • Nephilium

        Last American Hero:

        While my immediate family is small, my extended family is massive. One of my cousins organized a gathering recently, and had lists and counts. I have 24 cousins on one side of my family with a 20 year age range. Among them, they’ve got 20+ children of their own.

        I’d say 4 prostitutes out of that is well within plausibility.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Wise advice, 4x. I think I’ll get it tattooed on my forearm.

      • kinnath

        A long time ago, I was friends with a young woman that worked in a nursing home. She said there’s only one spot on the body (between the shoulder blades I think) that doesn’t sag when you get old. That’s the only place you should be getting a tattoo.

      • SDF-7

        I think a tattoo of the Nazis at the end of Raiders would age well.

      • Akira

        I would never get a tattoo myself, but I don’t really care what others want to do with their bodies.

        What I don’t like is the attitude that getting a tattoo makes you an amazing rebel badass or something. Some people do this and go around showing off to everyone and bragging about how painful it was.

        And look, if you like your tats, that’s cool. But suburban late-30s moms have their kids’ names and little hearts tattooed on their calves… They’ve gone the way of blue jeans and leather jackets. Maybe they were a big symbol of rebellion in the 1950s, but now they’re totally mainstream.

    • Threedoor

      They go to the night shift at Amazon or a trailer manufacturer.

  4. SDF-7

    I’ll believe it when I see it. And no, I do not expect to see it in my lifetime.

    Again… see California. Ludicrous energy bills and pushing for $8/gallon gas hasn’t broken their political supermajority yet, after all. Just fueled the exodus.

    • rhywun

      Upstate NY has been running on fumes for decades. California Dems are perfectly safe for at least the rest of all of their lifetimes.

      • Common Tater

        New York should separate from it’s islands.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I just paid 4.07$ for premium in San Diego
      Bullshit on the 8$ crap

      • SDF-7

        I said “pushing for”, not that they are there yet

        CARB is working on it.

      • The Last American Hero

        Their idiot cousins in Washington have a statewide average of $4.50, and closer to $5 near Seattle.

      • Threedoor

        LAH.

        It costs a dollar more in Dayton WA for diesel than In Lewiston Washington. Part of that is the town.

  5. Shpip

    The couple’s Scottsdale-based fintech firm, Blueacorn, which the couple co-founded in 2020, processed over $12.5 billion in PPP loans — with somewhere between $250 million and $300 million going to the company’s ownership, including Hockridge-Reis.

    Blueacorn received over $1 billion in taxpayer-funded processing fees for facilitating PPP loans but spent less than 1% ($8.6 million) on fraud prevention and only $13.7 million on eligibility verification, according to a congressional investigation.

    Looks like the “legit” skim for processing the loans was enough to make them rich. Why put in for a mere $300k fraudulently?

  6. Common Tater

    “Republicans in the state have claimed it is tied directly to Democratic Governor Phil Murphy’s move to shut down the state’s nuclear and coal plants in 2017.

    Murphy touted offshore turbines as the way forward, but none of them have yet to be completed due to issues around costs.”

    That’s straight up retarded.

    • Ted S.

      Cut them off from the rest of the states’ electric grids.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s straight up retarded.

      Democrat, New Jersey – something is missing. Oh that’s it – corruption!

    • (((Jarflax

      “none of them have yet to be completed” would actually mean all of them are complete. Journalismist literacy is appalling.

      • Common Tater

        I think that’s common idiom?

      • rhywun

        It’s gibberish. The writer needs a remedial Reading class.

      • (((Jarflax

        “The X have yet to be completed” is the idiom. “None of them have been completed” is also correct. But “have yet to be completed” is a negation of completion already, so saying that none of them have yet to be completed is a double negative of completion. None of them have yet to be completed is gibberish, but parsing it yields all are complete.

      • Suthenboy

        or not started which is probably the case.

    • Drake

      Murphy is a retard. Jack Ciattarelli clearly won the election 4 years ago before the afterhours fix for Murphy.

      I wonder if they’ll let him win this November or rig it again?

      • WTF

        Of course they’ll rig it again – It’s a Democrat state.

      • juris imprudent

        Do they really need to rig it – when the voters are so predictably dumb?

      • Drake

        They needed to find an extra 25k votes in 2021.

  7. SDF-7

    They better fire up a bunch of nuke plants

    Yeah, my sympathies are low since they decided OMB joking about making them the 51st state was somehow the fault of their conservative party and it was better to sign on with WEF Globalist Poster Boy.

    They voted for this — I’m fine with taking well vetted refugees at this point (and if their Western Provinces split, I’d say recognize them as nations and encourage the sane Canucks to go there instead of pushing our politics more leftward), but otherwise… their Procrustean Bed… lie in it.

  8. Common Tater

    “Another 29 per cent said they agreed with the position, “this target is necessary and should be kept in place despite the challenges it poses.””

    So one out of three Canadians is an idiot?

    • sloopyinca

      I actually support it. It might result in fewer snowbirds making their annual pilgrimage to fuck up florida, since it’ll take them forever to drive down if they have to charge their cars every few hundred miles.

      • Common Tater

        No idea how EV could work in the territories.

      • The Last American Hero

        To be fair, they only drive through Detroit, they don’t hang out there. Not sure how Detroit’s economy is hurt either way.

      • Fourscore

        When it’s -40 American

    • Ted S.

      Only one in three?

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, I doubt the prevalence of idiocy is that much lower there than here.

  9. Shpip

    “Currently, the federal government plans to prohibit the sale of new gas-powered vehicles by 2035, meaning the only new vehicles for sale (10) years from now will be zero-emission vehicles, like electric. Which of the following viewpoints comes closest to yours?” it says.

    Leger says 71 per cent of respondents agreed with the statement that “the target is unrealistic and will cost too much. It should be rolled back.”

    The Syrupeans are a bit slow on the uptake, but they’re getting there.

    Go long on red Barchettas as a hedge.

    • rhywun

      Reality always wins out in the end. Funny, that.

      • Swiss Servator

        I wonder how they think they would move food, heavy equipment, and just about all retail goods.

      • (((Jarflax

        Ox carts

      • Not Adahn

        Jobs for the International Brotherhood of Porters!

      • Threedoor

        Seiks, Swiss.

  10. SDF-7

    Because the food sucks

    I can’t argue with you. They’re the poster child for “sounds interesting… menu picture is good… but actual food is small portions and just disappointing”. Not terrible… but always, always disappointing.

  11. Not Adahn

    ISTR JitB having the best fast food shakes, and the worst literally everything else. I do know people who had some weird neurochemical issue that cased them to become addicted to their “tacos.”

    • SDF-7

      I thought that was Sonic.

      • Not Adahn

        *drops gloves*

        I just recently had Sonic for the first time in over a decade — they now have two complete menus the “classic” and the… I forget what it’s called, but let’s call it the “trendy.”

        The smashburgers off the trendy menu are faboo.

        And cherry limeades justify the entire existence of the chain.

        Their steak egg and potato burritos were the best fast food item of all time. I miss them so.

    • DrOtto

      The shakes are the only thing worth getting a JitB. If you eat the food, you’ll develop a different sort of shake later until you have an emergency bowel evacuation.

      • Shpip

        If you eat the food, you’ll develop a different sort of shake later until you have an emergency bowel evacuation.

        C’mon now, that was thirty years ago! You got a beef with them or something?

        (Personally, I’m pissed that every single restaurant in North America had to overcook their burgers ’cause of this.)

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Thats me!

    • The Last American Hero

      There is a huge problem with consistency and quality between locations. You go to one location and ask yourself why you don’t indulge in Yack in the Box more often. You go to another one 2 miles away and you have your answer.

    • Threedoor

      I’ve cleaned up my diet enough that after eating Jack, Panda, or Wendy and anything Mc fried my knuckles swell up twelve hours later and my back hurts all day.

  12. juris imprudent

    Texas is saying they’re doing it due to rapid population shifts after the last census, with no mention of political power.

    Uh huh, and you believe that?

    • R.J.

      No. But it sounds better than the California excuse.

    • sloopyinca

      Yeah, to a certain degree. Because I see the shifts happening here in real time, with certain school districts doubling in size over a 4 year post-covid stretch and others staying the same size.

      There are a ton of cities and towns whose population has rapidly exploded due to migration here from other states and from other Texas cities. Those shifts can be evidenced with relative ease.

      Also, what matters to a court is the motivation for doing something like this. If you openly admit it is for partisan purposes, I don’t know how it can be defended when compared to the place who can trot out a shitload of data showing their reasoning.

      • sloopyinca

        I’ll expand: Texas redistricting is done by the legislature. They can do this under the state constitution and they can reason it by giving up the data. California leaders are openly saying that they’ll abandon the nonpartisan commission’s districting and reallocate seats solely to give one party more districts, and they have no legitimate fallback position since they never made one to begin with (which was pretty fucking stupid, IMO).
        Not to mention, the CCRC is part of the state constitution, which cannot be changed without the public voting on it. So for them to legally redraw their maps, they’d have to have 2/3 of the state house and senate vote for it and then pass by way of a referendum.

      • R C Dean

        Of course, what falls out of Trump’s piehole is irrelevant to the justification for Texas to redistrict.

    • (((Jarflax

      I don’t care at this point. As I have said before the argument that Republicans should honor a list of unwritten rules out of a sense of propriety, or in order to avoid the Democrats violating those same rules, falls very flat after a century of the Democrats violating every rule, written or otherwise, to increase their power. Losing like gentlemen only preserves the system if both sides do it.

      • juris imprudent

        I’d be all for anything that killed off every partisan shitbird. It might not even be that big of a cull, though I tend to think it would.

  13. rhywun

    “uNpReCeDeNtEd iNcUrSiOn!”

    Despite being perfectly allowed by the charter that governs your status as a capital district. Pray Donald doesn’t alter the deal further.

    • Common Tater

      I remember when the AP was reasonably neutral.

  14. R.J.

    Jack In the Box does suck. If anything else is available I will choose that over Jack in the Box.

    • Nephilium

      I have never eaten at a Jack in the Box or a Whataburger. They do not exist up here.

      • R.J.

        I enjoy Whataburger but I do not seek it out. Their onion rings are quite good.

      • Ted S.

        Our local Jack in the Box closed probably 40 years ago.

      • rhywun

        Same. I don’t know from west coast stuff.

        But I am completely unsurprised at the story. Fast food seems to be dying in real time. Labor costs would be guess at what is killing it. Even those stupid order kiosks isn’t gonna save it when the food just keeps getting garbagier.

      • Nephilium

        rhywun:

        The other day, the girlfriend went to an afternoon movie. She went to the local mall, and was shocked that a local chain Irish restaurant was cheaper than the food court for lunch. I don’t get it anymore, fast food is more expensive than the low tier sit down places (that were the step up when I was a yute).

    • Ted S.

      What if the only other option sells impossible “meat”?

      • Not Adahn

        Then it’s impossible that I would order it.

    • Fourscore

      As a Twoscore I thought they had the best FF. Curly and thinner than other FF. Haven’t had fast food for many years now. OTOH I’m not allowed out too often.

    • Rat on a train

      Jack in the Box now owns Del Taco, so how long before they ruin them?

      • DrOtto

        We had a Del Taco right by us that was fantastic, but don’t paint “Open 24 hrs” on your building and then close at 11 or midnight. They are now a Popeyes and we no longer have Del Taco in our region.

    • DrOtto

      I would choose Jack in the Crack over Booger King. That is the only one worse in my opinion.

      • rhywun

        I just learned there was a BK in my town. It’s one of the empty shells lining the road leading out on the state highway; must’ve closed before I moved here a couple years ago.

        They’re turning it into a homeless shelter lol – that is one of the few booming activities here. 🙄

    • CatchTheCarp

      I remember hitting up Jack in the Crack after closing time back when they had a 3 tacos for a buck deal. I don’t believe I ever ate one of those tacos while sober. l have not eaten at JitB in a very long time.

    • SandMan

      Haven’t eaten there in years but a guilty pleasure I once had was their tacos. They were cheap, and deep fried, don’t ask me how they did it

  15. Not Adahn

    Oh, related to Upstate NY having amazingly good agricultural products — I was never a fan of soft-serve ice cream, but it’s fantastic here. Much better than anywhere* else. Because of the places here, I’ve tried VT, NH and MA, and those have all been disappointing. The nearest stand to my house actually has pretty crap ice cream, which is what keeps me from being even fatter than I am.

    *the closest I’ve had to the good places here was at HarryPotterLand in Orlando. It at least had the correct texture.

    • rhywun

      Yeah I never liked it very much but that shit is everywhere across upstate.

      • Not Adahn

        The quality does vary. If you’re ever at the tourist trap that is Lake George, Martha’s is excellent. There are two excellent ones in Saratoga — Dairy Haus and Humpty Dumpty.

    • Common Tater

      Yo, let me speak to cookiepuss.

      • DrOtto

        I have that on cassette.

  16. rhywun

    How would that explanation stand up in a courtroom?

    It won’t but that doesn’t matter. The whole point is to elect more Democrats. Gavin wants to ride this all the way to the White House and getting smacked down by SCOTUS will just make him brush off his “tuffgai” act to “fight back”.

    • juris imprudent

      Really, the bigger challenge isn’t the court, it is that this is a special election and the people of CA having to approve of bypassing the independent commission they established.

      • sloopyinca

        Yeah, I mentioned that above. The CCRC is part of the constitution. It can’t be abandoned without 2/3 of the assembly and senate approving it AND THEN being voted for through a referendum. I’d be surprised if they could pull that off quick enough to impact the midterms.

      • sloopyinca

        And once they get to that point, they’d still have to go to court and justify their openly stated partisan reason for redrawing districts to give Team Blue more seats. Somebody would slap an injunction on that so fast there’s no way it would wind through the courts quick enough to have an impact.

      • Ted S.

        Does anyone really have standing to challenge a Team Blue redistricting?

    • The Last American Hero

      Gavin better start growing a beard and practicing saying fuck on camera so it’s ready in time for the primaries. Mayor Pete already started his beard and Beto was cursing like a sailor, or at least how he imagines sailors curse. The testosterone levels of Team Blue are gonna be lit.

  17. juris imprudent

    Kentucky is going to be all kinds of interesting this next election, what with McConnell doing this and Trump trying to have Massie primaried.

    Allies of longtime former Senate Majority Leader and outgoing Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) have been caught colluding in a nefarious plot to take down businessman Nate Morris, the U.S. Senate candidate most aligned with President Donald Trump, in next year’s GOP primary to replace McConnell.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      McConnell’s an absolute shitbird and regardless of how the Kentucky replacement race goes it’ll be nice to not have to see his turtle face stepping in front of the camera. As for Massie, he’ll likely be fine.

  18. Common Tater

    This jumping around thing is getting very annoying.

    • sloopyinca

      Now you know how visiting fans feel at a Wisconsin football game.

    • R.J.

      What jumping around thing?

      • Common Tater

        This website. I have to keep scrolling back whenever I refresh.

      • R.J.

        That’s not good. So far the site takes me back to my last comment when I refresh.

  19. Mad Scientist

    Sourdough Jack Forever!

    • Threedoor

      They are good.
      Make me hurt now though.

  20. Common Tater

    “She continued: “If your man resists my advances, he’s solid – and if not, well, then you’ve got your answer. I’m not out here ruining relationships – I’m just giving women the receipts.”

    Madison doesn’t exactly hawk her services, but word travels fast. She reportedly charges $5,000 to test a boyfriend’s loyalty, using the man’s social media or phone info.

    Within hours, she’s sliding into DMs — and sending back evidence on any flirtation or foul play.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/lifestyle/suspicious-ladies-hire-me-as-a-honey-trap-to-test-if-their-boyfriends-will-cheat-its-shocking-how-fast-men-fold/

    What is the ROI for fake boobs?

    • Drake

      If things are going too well, you’re walking into an ambush.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s a professional snitch who should be run out of town on a rail or maybe, well, I’m not going to actually type out the rest.

    • Nephilium

      $5000 seems a bit expensive for a prostitute, is that really the going rate?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Lightbulb tits are an expensive option.

    • Mad Scientist

      If your girlfriend or wife is so jealous that she hires someone to catch you flirting with another woman, good! Let her confront you and dump that toxic relationship as soon as possible.

      • R C Dean

        This here. Regardless of whether the boyfriend is stepping out, the relationship is toxic.

      • The Other Kevin

        My middle daughter is dating a controlling asshole who is keeping her cut off from her family. He used to log in to her laptop and spy on her, and at least once got one of his friends to chat with her at work, and when she shared her Snapchat with the guy, he reported back and the boyfriend went ballistic.

        So yes, TOXIC.

    • Threedoor

      I should offer this in reverse.

      $500

  21. Drake

    Patrick Lancaster is still somehow alive and covering the war. Cool video. I like the old dude chilling and listening to drones.

    There’s a young guy in a bunker piloting a drone that’s networked to artillery. He doesn’t even have to request it or adjust fire. This is what modern warfare is now.
    https://youtu.be/Pn-bDh_8uHk

    • Threedoor

      I’ve been watching the drone stuff since the start of the Ukraine war. I didn’t know it had been going on since Syria.

      War is forever changed.

      And far more terrifying.

      • Drake

        I’ve been out for long enough that I have no idea if we are ready to fight this kind of war. Totally different than how I was trained.

    • juris imprudent

      Airfield management specialist. Yeah, she’s only posing with guns.

      • EvilSheldon

        The guns look like they’re composited into that photo.

      • Common Tater

        They don’t have gun training in boot camp?

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, the one on the ground doesn’t look real.

      • Threedoor

        Common.
        Not really.

    • (((Jarflax

      frequently communicating with F-16 pilots.

      Communicating how? Are we talking in the tower, or in their bunk?

    • The Last American Hero

      No bikini shot this time? I guess that’s what happens when you get the NY Post and not the Daily Mail doing the “reporting”.

  22. Shpip

    Mark Halperin Says Biden Allies Assigned Unflattering Nickname To Kamala

    Mark Halperin said on Newsmax TV Wednesday that some Democrats close to former President Joe Biden refer to former Vice President Kamala Harris by an unflattering nickname.

    Halperin said Biden’s team is ready to leak damaging stories about how they had to prep Harris for the presidency if she criticizes him in her book. Speaking on “The Chris Salcedo Show,” Halperin said Biden’s team harbors deep frustration over Harris.

    It had to be frustrating for any West Wing staffer to have to deal with a codger whose best days (which weren’t very good) were well behind him, only to turn and see that the putative successor was a goddamn retard.

    BTW, the article never states what the unflattering nickname was. “Veep Throat” was my favorite of the last few years.

    • Common Tater

      “BTW, the article never states what the unflattering nickname was.”

      facepalm.jpg

    • The Last American Hero

      I’d love to see a West Wing with that regime. Imagine Josh and Toby having to perpetually cover up for the President they knew was a vegetable and somehow twist that into a noble calling. Plus, the episode where Donna leaves after being groped and hair-sniffed by the zombie in chief would be a banger.

      • Nephilium

        Have you not watched Veep yet?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Veep is possibly the best TV of all time.

        Certainly top 10.

  23. rhywun

    “Why are you hitting yourself?”

    The left is itching so bad to ramp up the pogroms again.

  24. juris imprudent

    Wiles seems to be a very savvy operator. Now if Loomer would just fall into a very deep hole.

    Trump had forced Prasad out of his FDA job less than two weeks earlier after the Cambridge, Massachusetts, pharmaceutical manufacturer Sarepta Therapeutics, joined by GOP allies and Loomer, sought his ouster. Prasad in July had pushed the FDA to ask Sarepta to stop selling its Duchenne muscular dystrophy drug Elevidys due to safety concerns, according to one of the senior administration officials.

    I can’t help but wonder if Loomer wasn’t compensated in some way by Sarepta (or large shareholders thereof). Influencers are always available for whoever is paying.

  25. DrOtto

    I took a 1st round PPP “loan” because they essentially closed my business. By round 2, business was back up & thriving and I was hearing from customers I hadn’t heard from in years. The bank called me and said I qualified for round 2. I informed them I didn’t qualify (I forgot what the criteria was, but I wasn’t qualified for round 2 and was back up and running by then). They informed me “nobody is looking at current qualifications, just if you qualified last time.” I still declined. You can’t teach ethics/morals past a certain age. You either have them instilled in you while you’re young or you don’t. When you get caught up by your own greed, tough shit, you get what you deserve when caught.

    • Threedoor

      I qualified and wasent going to touch it with a ten foot pole.

  26. DrOtto

    “Man orphaned by violent criminal out on parole” is the headline I expect from the media these days.

  27. Evan from Evansville

    I’ve got the place to myself, and I’m gonna invite Cutie Colleague to walk the pup w me.

    The Cubs will not win the division, but fingers crossed for the Wild Card. Sigh.

    • (((Jarflax

      I hope this euphemism gets you in her hand.

      • R C Dean

        “Dog? No, I don’t have a dog.”

      • SDF-7

        “You walk the pup between two buns, of course…”

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        It’s a wiener dog.

  28. Common Tater

    “Bari Weiss also has a successful podcast and is currently in talks to sell her “anti-woke” media startup The Free Press for more than $200m to CBS News. The Financial Times recently reported: “Weiss has won over [CBS owner David Ellison] partly by taking a pro-Israel stance … as well as her ability to build a younger, digitally savvy audience.””

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/14/katie-miller-podcast

    If that happens, stick a fork in it.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Stick a fork in it, and she will move on to something else.

      She is way too young to stop at 200M.

    • The Other Kevin

      Ugh. I know she is married and she and her wife have a new kid, maybe she is just too busy. Or maybe she wants to cash out and start again. Either way, the FP seems independent and as Tater said, it won’t be after CBS buys it.

      Tim Pool has been predicting that the big players will start buying up the independent podcasts and news sites. He might be right.

      • (((Jarflax

        They will, but they will end up killing them because they won’t leave them alone once they buy them, and the whole reason they are successful is that they aren’t part of the blob.

      • Common Tater

        Reddit, Drudge Report, etc. all went to shit under new ownership.

  29. Common Tater

    “First lady Melania Trump is threatening to sue Hunter Biden for $1 billion after he made the false claim that she was introduced to President Donald Trump by serial pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

    The first lady’s lawyer demanded that Biden ‘immediately retract the false, defamatory, disparaging and inflammatory statements made about Mrs. Trump.’

    The younger Biden had parroted claims first made by Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff, who appeared on a Daily Beast podcast in late July, and said both Epstein and the president were involved with a ‘model agent’ who introduced Trump to the first lady.

    The Daily Beast published Wolff’s claims in a story – and has since apologized for it.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14998341/melania-trump-hunter-biden-one-billion-lawsuit-jeffrey-epstein.html

    • SDF-7

      Hunter has a classy response that makes it clear just why foreign companies were lining up for his legal advice…

      (/sarc if that wasn’t obvious enough above)

      • Common Tater

        Surprising brevity from a crackhead.

    • Aloysious

      Melania should have taken the high road by replying something like, “Considering the source, a crackhead that has sex with members of his own family, his comments mean nothing.”

      Never let HB forget that he is the equivalent of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe.

      • Swiss Servator

        Better to rub his nose in it, and bankrupt him.

  30. Common Tater

    “Adam Swart, CEO of Crowds on Demand, told Fox News that requests for services in DC from May to July 2024 jumped roughly 400 percent compared to the same period last year. The company, which supplies participants for political rallies, protests, and advocacy events, says such surges typically occur during “high-stakes political moments.”

    Swart added that the “vast majority” of people at political events in the nation’s capital are in some way compensated, whether directly paid or attending as part of their professional duties, including Capitol Hill staffers. “These crowds aren’t as ‘organic’ as they appear on TV,” he noted.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/paid-protester-requests-from-crowd-company-surge-400-following-federal-takeover-of-dc-police

    That such a company even exists is ridiculous.

    • kinnath

      There’s a video out there I have a faint memory of. It shows guy in western attire placing an order for a riot at the jail. This kind of stuff used to be satire.

    • Swiss Servator

      The market responds to demand!

    • The Last American Hero

      This cannot be retweeted/reposted/liked/forwarded enough.

    • EvilSheldon

      Who was it who said, ‘…the most dangerous conspiracies happen in plain sight?’

      • Not Adahn

        Google AI does not know.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Crowds on demand, bricks on demand, you want it, we got it!

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah, the pallets of bricks thing. No one ever seems to be curious who is behind that. As far as I am concerned paying for, obtaining, delivering and injuring persons is all part of a criminal conspiracy yet no one’s photo or name ever appears.

  31. The Other Kevin

    “What a couple of assholes. I hope they spend the rest of their life behind bars.”

    My youngest decided to study forensic accounting because one of her HS teachers told her there would be tons of good jobs hunting down all the fraud committed during COVID. Sounds like that was good advice.

    • (((Jarflax

      I sincerely hope they go after the banks and accountants that were pushing this crap as well as the idiots that did it. I spent that entire year getting yelled at by people who wanted me to prepare the paperwork because some ad, or their bank had convinced them that it was free money and no one was checking qualifications. My response of it’s still fraud, and they’ll check eventually was not what people wanted to hear.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I would bet that every bank that pushed this crap was told to by the Biden admin, and I would be unsurprised that it was done with a paper trail.

        These idiots thought they had the next 50 years sewed up.

      • (((Jarflax

        This one was on Trump’s watch. The pass people give Trump for Covid kind of pisses me off, pretty much everything except the vaccine mandate fuckery happened under Trump.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Got you. I will give him a slight pass on this, as every so-called expert was lying to his face about everything.

        Still, I would not be surprised that this came down from Gov’t.

      • Fourscore

        Warp Speed, Baby, Warp Speed. Vaccine will be ready in 90 days (can you make it 30?. OK, good.)

  32. Common Tater

    “City-funded Missouri grocery store—like those Mamdani proposes for NYC—shutters after viral footage showed rotting produce, empty shelves

    The grocery store project on the corner of Linwood Boulevard and Prospect Avenue has been open since 2018, but not anymore. A sign posted outside the store stated, “Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, we are no longer, at this time, able to serve the residents of this community,” per KSHB.

    https://thepostmillennial.com/city-funded-missouri-grocery-store-like-those-mamdani-proposes-for-nyc-shutters-after-viral-footage-showed-rotting-produce-empty-shelves

    https://thepostmillennial.com/city-funded-grocery-store-in-kansas-city-plagued-with-empty-shelves-rotten-produce

    “unforseen”

  33. Threedoor

    School should not start until the last week of august.

    The local commissars keep closing the pool earlier and earlier every year too. Its last day was the tenth. It’s hot enough here to have it open until October some years.

    My boy will be pissed they closed the pool earlier again.

    The WSU football team, in over 200,000,000 in debt come down from Pullman to use it for a couple weeks before they drain it.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      School should not start until after Labor Day.

      • Fourscore

        Fourscore remembers. End of summer was the day before and a holiday. By that time I was ready to back to school, to see old friends, meet new challenges.

      • Threedoor

        100% Jamie.
        Ours always started the previous week. Then a three day weekend to screw everyone schedule up.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Further adventures in GRRRRL PAWR-

    Atomic Blonde. Asses were kicked.

    ——-

    Also- Hardcore Henry is a bizarre movie.

    • kinnath

      I liked Atomic Blonde.

      • Sean

        Great soundtrack.

    • Threedoor

      I’ve only seen clips of Hardcore Harry.

      Looks like a trip.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Threedoor- interesting tire recycling thing yesterday.

    • Threedoor

      I first ran across that about a decade ago.

      It has to be a pain to scale up. And no doubt it dosent pencil out.

      I burn a few a year if I can’t get them dismounted. Lots of energy in them.

  36. (((Jarflax

    Ahh, Duke Energy, you are such a lovely company… Apparently they have ‘forgotten’ to charge the gas recovery charge to me for a year, and a few million others, and have billed me an extra $400 this month to recover the past charges. I am no longer in the situation where this is anything but a minor annoyance, but there have been periods in my life where this would have been a disaster.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Buddy at work has same situation. Apparently, he ran it up and down and turns out was a legal scam agreed to by Duke and your utilities commission and watchdogs.

      But hey, they donated 250k to their own non-profit!

    • Suthenboy

      Gas recovery charge?

    • Ownbestenemy

      And to add it to your current bill is absolutely devious

      • (((Jarflax

        They generously allow you to call in to set up a 12 month payment plan for the charges.

  37. Shpip

    They’ve got him cold (cut)

    According to police, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent was in the area with other CBP agents and members of Metro Transit Police when the suspect, 37-year-old D.C. resident Sean Dunn, began yelling at the officer.

    A police affidavit states that Dunn told the officer, “f*** you! You f***ing fascists! Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!”

    Officials say Dunn continued his conduct for several minutes before crossing the street and continuing to yell obscenities at the officer. He then threw a sandwich at the officer and ran away.

    He’s being charged with Assault With a Deli Weapon.

    • SDF-7

      He’s the Hero they need in DC and no jive turkey.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Did he flee to the sub system? I hear that if they caught him he would really be in the grinder.

    • Suthenboy

      Y’know Shpip, if you to collect all of your puns and publish I would buy that book.

    • rhywun

      Donald has really got the left losing their minds.

    • Threedoor

      I kinda miss the twitter.

    • Akira

      The fact that they thought the military would stand up to Trump makes me think that none of them have ever met an enlisted serviceman.

    • Suthenboy

      I must be getting old and forgetful. I thought our military was under civilian control and the civilian, elected officer who is the commander in chief of the military is the….President? Did I get that wrong?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Outrageous

    National Guard troops repeatedly rehearsed their role in an operation at a Los Angeles park intended as a show of force against undocumented people and those protesting the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, a deputy commanding general testified Tuesday.

    Who ever heard of a military unit training for a mission?

    • rhywun

      No human is undocumented!

    • rhywun

      I know I couldn’t be in the same room with all those wackos without blowing my top.

  39. Common Tater

    “Langford had been sentenced to 14 years in prison in February 2024 after being convicted on charges of robbing multiple people who were withdrawing cash from ATMs from August 2021 to November 2021.

    However, in July 2024, Judge Jessica Green granted a request for what’s called “shock probation,” in which the surprise of being set free is allegedly what keeps a criminal from reoffending.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/dem-appointed-judge-convict-walk-now-accused-kidnapping/

    WTF??

    • (((Jarflax

      Even if the underlying idea made sense, wouldn’t the fact that these judges keep letting people walk free over and over kind of mitigate the “shock?”

    • rhywun

      The loony left strikes again.

  40. Common Tater

    “Last year, ICAN drew public attention to U.S. government studies on self-spreading vaccines. Now, ICAN attorneys have uncovered fresh details showing that DARPA’s INTERCEPT program funded the development of ‘therapeutic interfering particles’ (TIPs). These are engineered viruses designed to act as “tiny Trojan horses” that carry genetic material from person to person.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/shock-claim-govt-docs-reveal-pentagons-self-spreading/

    WCPGW?

    • Sean

      This is how we get zombies.

      • Threedoor

        How you get an empty planet.

    • Threedoor

      Lovely.

    • Suthenboy

      So…they are surreptitiously giving people medical treatment against their will. If you think vaccines are all they have in mind I have a bridge to sell to you. If one person were to die from this it would perfectly fit the definition of murder.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Taxation by any other name

    The Nvidia revenue-sharing arrangement, in particular, sounded alarms among the U.S. business community — which tends to skew fiscally conservative and anti-regulation, and which in general welcomed Trump’s reelection last year. By demanding a cut of a private company’s sales, in exchange for the right to do business, Trump is defying the traditionally Republican gospel of free-market capitalism.

    Democrats would never do such a thing!

    I know absolutely nothing about this story, but the po’faced astonishment of the NPR journalismers is too precious for words. The government demands a rake-off for allowing you the privilege of doing business? I’m shocked. SOCKED! I tell you.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    This is how we get zombies.

    Not zombies. Reavers.

  43. Q Continuum

    Right whales’ testicles are 1500 lbs each and their ejaculations are are about 50-100 L.

    https://archive.is/xBbuQ

    THICC Thursday.

    • Suthenboy

      I want to know who and how they managed to jack off a whale to get that measurement.