Sunday Morning We’re Closed Links

by | Aug 17, 2025 | Daily Links | 197 comments

We are closed today- no staff. After experiencing the folks attending the Farmers’ Market a block away, our staff refuses to work Sundays. People who are normally entitled and insufferable are joined by sets of people who are beyond parody and are almost universally abusive to our staff. And the steady stream of people in and out is almost exclusively those who just want to use our bathroom rather than buy anything. And they… use it. Hourly cleaning can’t keep up. God knows what elderly progressives eat but it’s doing their digestive systems no good. So we are declining to be the Porta-Potty replacement for this weekly event.

And birthdays are also a version of elimination, and today’s include a guy who wasn’t happy with Mexicans; a guy who pioneered the race grift; someone who was not the best dinner guest; a woman with symmetrical digits; a dude who was da bomb; a guy with John McCain’s flying skills; one of the very few literature Nobelists who actually deserved it; my favorite first baseman turned barbeque icon; one more brilliant actor who is basically a brainless idiot; an oracular visionary; and a guy who showed us the true evil of Janet Reno.

And on the theme of true evil, have some Links.

Fun quiz with h/t to WebDom: How racist are you? (Spoiler: I scored a 30, mexican sharpshooter beat me at 36)

Time for Plan B.

The signs look very professional. New Yorkers are getting what they wanted, good and hard.

And they’re in store for a lot more of this. On the one hand, schadenfreude. On the other, I’ll miss going to Chama Mama.

Someone else got what they wanted, good and hard.

The only thing worse than instability is stability. I wondered about the anecdote of the engineering grad who couldn’t get a job and figured something was missing. When I scrolled down to his photo, there was definitely a hint.

Moral panic. This is just modern Cliff’s Notes.

Has she considered OnlyFans?

It’s OK, the PR stunt already did its job.

 I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.

The theme this weekend seems to be blind people. This is not so much intentional as it is the weird way the Old Guy’s mind is arranged. Nonetheless, state of the art fiddling.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

197 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Sadly, I don’t think New Yorkers realize what they want.

    • SDF-7

      Cake?

      • WTF

        They all want cake.

    • rhywun

      Amazingly, not all of them want the same thing even.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Some want angle food, while some want chocolate?

      • Ted S.

        What an obtuse comment.

      • Fourscore

        That doesn’t square at all.

  2. SDF-7

    So we are declining to be the Porta-Potty replacement for this weekly event.

    Good to see you’re not taking their crap.

    Morning all.

    • Pat

      SWISS!

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Hey, can it with the puns.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      1 hire some girl with a guitar to play Smelly Cat or whatever all day,
      2 charge a $10 door
      3 ?
      4 profit!

    • R C Dean

      Not familiar with the set-up, but could you have a table out front where you sell coffee and pastries to go?

      • Old Man With Candy

        We’ve done that. The people are just as awful AND we have the additional fun of listening to them loudly complain that they can’t get the regular menu or their special coffee drink which can’t be done that way. Sales were shit so we gave that up quickly.

    • Tonio

      “Restrooms for paying customers only.”

      Or is that not allowed under NY law?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Legal but will discourage no-one. We have signs on our outdoor tables that they’re for customers only, but inevitably they’re populated by people who bought their food from a competitor or the Stop’n’Rob across the street and plopped down in our (better) location.

        In a big city, you can turn the fire hoses on them, but small towns are different.

  3. Pat

    And the steady stream of people in and out is almost exclusively those who just want to use our bathroom

    Close the kitchen and just start charging by the minute for bathroom privileges.

    • Sean

      They can’t just use the street like normal third world people?

    • juris imprudent

      People who are normally entitled and insufferable are joined by sets of people who are beyond parody and are almost universally abusive to our staff.

      You think those people would pay for the privilege?

    • EvilSheldon

      “Four to sit, two to stand!”

  4. Pat

    a guy who wasn’t happy with Mexicans

    Happy birthday Pancho Villa?

    • Pat

      someone who was not the best dinner guest

      Happy birthday George H. W. Bush?

    • Pat

      a dude who was da bomb

      Happy birthday Andrei Sakharov?

      • juris imprudent

        Happy Birthday Edward Teller!

      • Tres Cool

        George Clinton.

      • Ted S.

        Happy birthday Richie Valens!

    • Beau Knott

      Happy birthday Cesar Chavez?

  5. Pat

    Fun quiz with h/t to WebDom: How racist are you? (Spoiler: I scored a 30, mexican sharpshooter beat me at 36)

    Ha! You’re all on another watch list now.

  6. Common Tater

    I scored a 33.

    • WTF

      30 for me

    • R C Dean

      34 here. A “defensive racist”.

      Sounds about right.

    • EvilSheldon

      Also a 34.

      I’ve never offered a black person fried chicken, but I have had black people offer me fried chicken. Of course I accepted.

    • EvilSheldon

      And my ancestors were involved in the slave trade, mostly as the product.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

        Also, +1 Rachel from “Bladerunner.”

    • Don escaped Memphis

      so weird we have these problems when racism has been cured in Europe

      Merseyside police have confirmed they arrested a 47-year-old man from Liverpool on suspicion of a racially aggravated public order offence following the report of abuse aimed at Antoine Semenyo during Bournemouth’s 4-2 defeat to Liverpool at Anfield on Friday.

      • juris imprudent

        Real racists would abuse ALL of the black players, not just one, on the opposing team.

    • DrOtto

      52, and a fair part of that score happened just last night going out with old friends. Do I need help?

  7. Pat

    Trump signaled Saturday that he was reversing his insistence on a ceasefire and instead pursuing a permanent peace deal…

    Quelle horreur!

  8. SDF-7

    Time for Plan B.

    Recognize reality and negotiate with Russia in good faith realizing you’re not getting full territorial integrity back and US troops on the ground to secure your borders? (Ha! I wish… they’ll probably ego stroke Trump into doing it to “protect our rare earth investment” or some BS… because we should set ourselves up for land wars on both sides of Asia!)

    • juris imprudent

      Moscow created modern Ukraine. Everyone seems to treat the current set of borders as though God himself drew them, and not Soviet commissars.

      • Ted S.

        Ukraine’s international borders are not inviolable, but the internal oblast borders are, if I’m correctly understanding Putin’s desire to have the whole Donbass.

        Illogical, but since everybody’s view on the situation is a principals, not principles one, unsurprising.

      • (((Jarflax

        No border is inviolable except insofar as it can be defended. Principles are lovely things, but precisely how do you suggest they will prevent Russia from keeping what it already took, and holds? Every land border is ultimately set by this method.

      • The Last American Hero

        And much of the same crowd likes to ignore the borders of the country that God did draw himself.

    • rhywun

      pUtIn’S pUpPeT
      /shorter the MSM

      JFC so tedious.

  9. Tres Cool

    41

    • Rat on a train

      42 is the correct answer.

  10. Pat

    On the one hand, schadenfreude. On the other, I’ll miss going to Chama Mama.

    My major takeaway from that story is that in Brooklyn, even the cops are fey hipsters.

  11. Common Tater

    “When I scrolled down to his photo, there was definitely a hint.”

    What’s that striped thing mean?

      • Common Tater

        KULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!

      • WTF

        Which cracks me up since the Kente cloth was worn by the Ashanti:

        The Ashanti Empire
        The Ashanti Empire, a powerful West African state in present-day Ghana, was heavily involved in the Atlantic slave trade as both a slave-trading and slave-owning entity. They acquired slaves through warfare, raiding, and as tribute from conquered peoples, and then traded them to European powers for firearms and other goods

      • (((Jarflax

        Remember when George Bush went to Africa and apologized for slavery to the descendants of the people who sold us the slaves? I remember.

      • juris imprudent

        “Look what you made us do”.

    • (((Jarflax

      It means that if you hire him you will end up paying lawyers a lot of money to get rid of him. And you’ll be happy to do it.

  12. SDF-7

    The signs look very professional.

    I’m not feeling terribly generous this morning. Given that the Intifada is not only against Israel but against the US as Israel’s main sponsor (and since it is really yet another cover for anti-Western Civ commies)… I’m quite willing to take them at their word that they’re declaring war on Western Civ and the US in particular and have them locked up.

    Probably not legal, probably not the right moral / ethical / constitutional state… which is why it is good I have zero power or influence… but that’s my feeling this morning. More than a little tired of tolerating those who advocate the destruction of our society, country and rights (someone stop me before I start going full Colonel Jessup without the fig leaf of actually providing any security or rights or anything…)

    • WTF

      Well, Islam has already conquered Michigan, Minnesota, Paris, London; it looks like NYC will be the next to fall.

    • rhywun

      The left has been declaring war against the “west” for decades – it is the entire reason the Soviets ginned up the “Palestinian resistance” nonsense in the first place.

      The signs look very professional.

      Not surprising given that there are a lot of very wealthy Jew-haters out there.

    • Chafed

      I feel the same way, SDF. At this point, those who don’t see this as blatantly anti-western civilization are willfully blind, useful idiots, or in league with these wannabe murderers.

  13. Pat

    Nobody’s Buying Homes, Nobody’s Switching Jobs—and America’s Mobility Is Stalling

    That explains why housing prices are still climbing.

    • WTF

      Sure, because when demand falls, prices increase.
      Herpity derpity doo!

      • Ted S.

        The assertion is that demand isn’t really falling — young people fresh out of college want/need to move, for example — but that supply is.

        Whether that assertion is in fact true is an open question.

    • (((Jarflax

      When the counters are worth less it takes more counters to buy a thing.

    • juris imprudent

      America’s Mobility Is Stalling

      Rootless cosmos hurt most.

    • Chafed

      It really depends on the market. There is a good swath of the southeast where prices are slowly falling.

  14. SDF-7

    Someone else got what they wanted, good and hard.

    Ouch.. the township might have to look into implementing a VAT tax… or they’ll be down to the dregs of their fiscal holdings.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Again, put a cork in the puns.

    • invisible finger

      Couldn’t they just raise the alcohol tax?

  15. Common Tater

    “By July, his administration shut down a suicide hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, leaving countless teens stranded.”

    Bullshit.

    • Sensei

      They are snowflakes. They need their own special hotline.

      • R.J.

        Transfer calls to Canada?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      But there isn’t any snow in July, how did he strand them if there is no snow?

    • R C Dean

      “Countless” – we have no idea how many, if any, “teens” were left “stranded”.

  16. Pat

    Moral panic. This is just modern Cliff’s Notes.

    Spark Notes was modern Cliff’s Notes. Turns out most students are lazy and incurious. Who’da thunk it.

  17. Pat

    That winter of my high school freshman year, I unraveled. My stress levels skyrocketed. Despite my A-studded report card, I’d stare at an essay prompt for hours, paralyzed. I wasn’t showering. I wasn’t sleeping. At 1 a.m. or 2 a.m., I’d be awake, bingeing on webtoons. I wanted quick relief. I turned to ChatGPT.
     
    If you had asked me two years ago if I would use artificial intelligence for emotional support, I would have looked at you like you were an idiot. But, over time, I often found the only place where I could open up was AI. It has helped me deal with myself in my darkest moments, which shouldn’t have been true. But it is.

    That’s just a choose your own adventure diary, love. Freshman high school girls have been emotional basket cases who coped by writing and ruminating since before your great-grandma was burning her bra.

    • (((Jarflax

      Puberty is a bitch.

  18. juris imprudent

    true evil of Janet Reno

    Happy Birthday Elian Gonzales!

  19. Common Tater

    “Protester holds a piece of bread as he walks past national guard, in reference to an incident where a man threw a sandwich at a federal agent on Saturday in Washington, DC.”

    That’s racist against the gluten-intolerant.

    • Common Tater

      “A justice department order to replace the Washington police chief, Pamela Smith, with DEA head Terry Cole as the city’s “emergency police commissioner” ran into problems after a challenge in federal court by the DC attorney general, Brian Schwalb.

      Without issuing a direct ruling on the challenge, US district judge Ana Reyes indicated that Smith has to remain in charge.”

      So fucking tiring.

      • SDF-7

        Personally, I’d simply make all of DC non-residential. Let them commute from VA or MD and live there. No more whining about representation. No city government crap to deal with — let the agencies keep up their buildings and the Park service maintain the roads.

      • EvilSheldon

        Please no. MD and VA already host way too many FedGov parasites…

      • R C Dean

        Just make DC a true federal district encompassing the White House, the Capitol, SCOTUS, and whatever else you need to draw a sensible border around those. Maybe include the Mall and the museums.

      • The Last American Hero

        The only residents of DC should be the President and First Family and VP and Second Family.

  20. Common Tater

    “Ex-AOC ‘youth organizer’ accused of urging attack on Jewish students voted ‘biggest flirt:’ classmate

    Abdul said in a 2019 interview she worked as a youth organizer for the socialist pol. The web page with the article was deleted after her arrest.

    Abdul is accused of posting a screenshot of the location of Goldstein HS on Google Maps. The caption: “If anyone needs a public school in NYC to attack for whatever reason … Lexus driving Israhell (sic) loving Zionisits (sic) all attend here.””

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/17/us-news/ex-aoc-youth-organizer-iman-abdul-busted-for-urging-attack-on-jewish-students-grew-up-in-a-mansion-classmate-says/

    CWAC

    • Ted S.

      And yet you keep linking to the OnlyFans ads.

      • Common Tater

        And?

      • Tres Cool

        At least we’re past the Demi Rose phase.

      • (((Jarflax

        Was it ever determined conclusively whether she was thicc?

  21. Sensei

    And in local news…

    As for the protest and permit situation, “I’m not here to determine whether it’s a good cause or a bad cause,” the judge offered, but “free speech has to be within the regulations” of the township “to control the means by which” the message is disseminated

    https://www.tapinto.net/towns/soma/sections/law-and-justice/articles/judge-issues-verdict-in-south-orange-protester-case

    Super lefty area and lefty versus lefty. I’m not sure who I dislike more here, but everybody comes to mind.

    • Suthenboy

      “free speech has to be within the regulations”
      I see.
      I think the problem is the method by which judges are chosen.

      • Sensei

        This is kangaroo municipal court. They can appeal to a real court, but it get pricey and painful.

        Hopefully somebody does it pro bono, but to me it’s like representing the Nazis in Skokie.

    • Common Tater

      “This sonic prop replica is destined to match the accuracy of any props available on the market, yet at the same time being functional and much more affordable”

      functional?

      • Plinker762

        Depends on which frequency it vibrates at.

      • The Last American Hero

        The most recent version had the power to kill a 60 year old franchise.

  22. Sensei

    Are you ready to be Voxsplained?

    The decline of drinking, explained in one chart
    Science says that even moderate drinking is bad for you — and Americans are listening.

    https://archive.fo/pZvft

    • Common Tater

      Science can eat my ass.

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Science’ has become just another imaginary hobgoblin…

  23. Sensei

    Meanwhile on the east coast we have a hurricane that is going to stay out at sea, but the media in search of clicks isn’t going to tell you that.

    Hurricane Erin Spaghetti Models Show Potential Paths As Warning Issued

    • WTF

      There will however be dangerous surf conditions around Tuesday and Wednesday in NJ.

      • Sensei

        I know we’ve had at least one drowning.

    • (((Jarflax

      100 foot waves possible! was my favorite headline on that topic. Well, yes, I suppose they are possible. Probably about as likely as intelligence in the media, but not entirely excluded from the realm of possibility.

    • Common Tater

      “Erin Spaghetti”

      Hurricanes have last names now?

      • R C Dean

        Was disappointed in the models, though.

        Models should be hot chicks, dammit!

      • DrOtto

        I thought hot models went away in 2020.

    • R.J.

      Maybe she was talking about the bathroom.

      • Chafed

        That only happens in Alfred.

  24. Common Tater

    “A Cuban-born biotech entrepreneur decided to make a longshot bid for NYC mayor because he loathes the radical left-wing ideas pushed by socialist frontrunner Zohran Mamdani — and saw just how dangerous they are in real life, he told The Post.

    “I was raised in a socialist communist society, so I am the antithesis of Zohran Mamdani’s ideology,” declared Joseph Hernandez.

    “In fact, he’s a motivator for me to fight in this race. I despise socialism. I am a believer in the American dream. I’m a believer in capitalism. It’s not perfect, but it’s lifted more people out of poverty than any other ideology,” he said. ”

    https://nypost.com/2025/08/16/us-news/cuban-born-biotech-honcho-enters-crowded-nyc-mayoral-race-seeking-to-upset-mamdani-i-hate-socialism/

    So it’s a four-way split?

    • juris imprudent

      What? That guy thinks there are enough intelligent voters in NYC to make it a race*?

      * the only real race being the one to the bottom

  25. sloopyinca

    I’d have scored a couple points higher if I’d forgotten some geography from high school. And I’d have scored a lot lower if I hadn’t been exposed to so many ethnic slang terms growing up in the 80s.

    I’ll leave it at that.

    • sloopyinca

      My 11 year old scored a 30.

  26. Common Tater

    “Nine teenagers in South Carolina were arrested in a plot to lure a 16-year-old boy to his death, and even the victim’s own girlfriend was in on the murderous scheme, according to authorities.

    Trey Dean Wright, 16, was found dead on June 24 with multiple gunshot wounds on First Neck Road in Florence County, roughly 45 miles west of Myrtle Beach, Fox News reported.

    Devan Scott Raper, 19, of Conway, is accused of fatally shooting Wright in an argument over a girl and was arrested the following day by the Florence County Sheriff’s office.”

    Raper?

    • Plinker762

      Devan only rapes Scotts

      • Ted S.

        He only rapes Scotts because he’s trying to protect the sheep.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        THAT WHAT STEVE SMITH DO. HIM ONLY RAPE HIKERS TO PROTECT … UH … FOREST SHEEP.

      • (((Jarflax

        Steve Smith is a baaaad liar, he rapes sheep too

    • invisible finger

      If he became a Catholic priest he’d be Father Raper.

      /arlo

    • R C Dean

      And of course the inevitable money grab by the victim’s family.

    • Akira

      There’s a “Raper Street” in my town. But on old maps from the 1800s, it is labelled as “Paper Street”, so I have no idea if
      A) Raper Street is correct and the old map has a typo,
      B) Paper Street is correct and it got corrupted at some point and just carried forward,
      C) It was changed from Paper to Raper (hard to imagine why they would do that)

  27. Threedoor

    55

    I’ll take it.
    If you don’t razz your army buddies about the color of their skin are you really friends?

    • Threedoor

      Political racist.

    • DrOtto

      I feel better someone beat my 52 (also political racist)

      • Threedoor

        I’m not sure how you could score less than forty unless you are a liar.

  28. Plinker762

    Love or hate Trump, at least his administration got rid of the stupid requirement to remove your shoes at the airport.

    • juris imprudent

      Meanwhile citizen have your face scanned.

  29. Common Tater

    “During the outcry against nuclear power in the 1970s, liberal Oregon lawmakers hatched a plan to slow an industry that was just getting started. They created a burdensome process that gave the public increased say over where power plants could be built, and the leading anti-nuclear activists of the day used appeal after appeal to delay proposed nuclear plants to death. It had a huge impact: Oregon’s first commercial nuclear plant, the one that spurred lawmakers into action, was also the state’s last.

    What those lawmakers didn’t plan for was that 50 years later, an Oregon citizen activist would use that same bureaucracy to hinder some of the very energy projects that today’s liberals want: wind farms and the new high-voltage lines needed to support them.”

    https://www.propublica.org/article/irene-gilbert-oregon-solar-green-energy-policy

    The difference is nuclear works, windfarms don’t.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      The funny thing is there is one just north in Washington.

      /insert Nelson laugh.

    • juris imprudent

      No FAIR – you can’t use our tools against us!!!

    • R C Dean

      Seems like portion control for pets is very easily accomplished.

      • Sensei

        Yes, but have you dealt with a lab on a calorie restricted diet? OMG, but fortunately not my dog.

        I imagine this shortcuts the hell that is breaking undesired food related behaviors.

      • (((Jarflax

        Portion control is not usually my problem. It’s the sad eyes when pupper sees me eating and not sharing.

    • Chafed

      Maybe both fido and his owner could take a walk and skip the drugs.

  30. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    30.

  31. rhywun

    “We have the lowest number of shooting incidents and shooting victims seven months into the year we’ve seen on record in the city of New York”

    Wow. Brazen bullshit right there. “On record”… seriously?

    • Q Continuum

      If a brown person is murdered in Bushwick but there’s no one around to prosecute it, does it make a sound?

  32. Q Continuum

    Vaginal photoplethysmography showed that women got aroused watching pornography with any combination of people and genders, even animals having sex. Men, OTOH, only responded to their stated preferences.

    https://archive.is/fd7AI

    Slutty Sunday.

    • Common Tater

      Maybe they are just turned on by vaginal photoplethysmography?

    • Common Tater

      LOL at black guy in the background staring at her ass.

  33. Common Tater

    “Both have offered an illusory promise of cheap, miraculous and never-ending power over nature – a promise that is now coming to an end. If we thought of antibiotics as the “fossil fuels” of modern medicine, might that change how we use them? And could it help us think of ways to make the fight against life-threatening infections more sustainable?”

    https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/aug/17/why-antibiotics-are-like-fossil-fuels

    No.

    • Common Tater

      “That means we need alternative models. One proposal is for governments to fund an international institute that develops publicly owned antibiotics, rather than relying on the private sector; another is to incentivise development with generously funded prizes for antibiotic discovery. And to address the issue of overuse, economists have suggested that health authorities could run “subscription” models that remove the incentive to sell lots of antibiotics. In one pilot scheme in England, two companies are being paid a set amount per year by the NHS, regardless of how much of their product is actually used.”

      WCPGW?

      • juris imprudent

        Wait, I saw this movie… V for Vendetta.

  34. Q Continuum

    “European leaders announced Sunday that they would join Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Washington as they seek to navigate America’s new approach to ending the war.”

    Strange way to say “Euroweenies are panicking over possibly losing their gravy train paid for with the blood of thousands of Ukrainians fighting for a hopeless cause”.

    • Q Continuum

      I hear she likes anal.

      • Chafed

        I believe it. She also wants you to wear a Trump mask.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      You’ll have to kennel your dog.

      • Sensei

        I thought it was just puppies?

      • juris imprudent

        As much as she appears to like cos-play, why take the chance?

    • The Last American Hero

      She already has all the tactical gear required for being a bureaucrat, so I guess the housing is the next logical step. Maybe she will have to requisition a humvee since her car would be recognizable.

  35. Q Continuum

    “Josue Leon, who recently graduated from the University of Pennsylvania with an engineering degree, applied for over 200 jobs since April, piling up credit-card debt and living in his girlfriend’s family’s home. In many cases, he didn’t even get a reply.”

    Pobrecito. Is life not handing you everything you wanted on a silver platter? When I finished my PhD, I also applied to hundreds of jobs before I got one that I wasn’t crazy about for less money than I wanted. But guess what? Over the years, I worked my ass off, upskilled, learned the industry and now I have a job I dig for about 300% more money than I was originally making.

    Suck it up buttercup and get to work.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Also an unpleasant part of the job market now. I recently applied to dozens of NOW HIRING! gigs, think grocery stores and such, and no online response from Indeed, etc to let me know I didn’t get it. I also went in person to places. I’m sure “over-qualified” was a part.

      I got ghost-rejected from doggy daycare. Funnily, I have a Minor in Animal Behavior and have ‘worked’ w lions and tigers.

      No, no bears. sorry, Tonio. A pet grizzly did try to kill me once, though, when I was ~12.

      • Don escaped Memphis

        no online response from Indeed

        I only reply to someone profoundly unqualified

        FWIW, I wrote (back) a firm in 1997 that had rejected me in writing in a proper, polite, and classic manner. I was truly struck because, even back then, explicit rejection had long-since been replaced by silence. I was impressed by their effort since I had not had so much as a phone interview with them. Within weeks I did get an interview for another position with them and went on to work for them for eight years.

      • Threedoor

        Indeed is a scam.

  36. Common Tater

    “Democrat Connecticut State Rep. Corey Paris on Friday warned constituents that there was Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) activity in his district. Paris represents the 145th District in the Connecticut state House, which covers the Waterside and West Side neighborhoods of Stamford, CT.

    “This morning, I was made aware of multiple reports of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) activity within our district. While we are still working to verify the full scope of these reports, I urge all residents to remain vigilant, stay aware of your surroundings, and, above all, prioritize your safety,” Paris wrote on his Instagram story Friday afternoon.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/connecticut-dem-state-rep-warns-of-ice-operation-pushes-for-local-advocacy-organization-response

    CWAA

  37. Sensei

    What’s the handle he uses on Glibs?

    According to the LA Times, which spoke to the composer, “Woodard’s hope in performing the 12-minute piece, he said, is to ’cause the soul of Timothy McVeigh to go to heaven.'” According to BBC coverage from the time, Woodard “says McVeigh is ’33 and nearly universally despised at the time of his execution’—like Jesus Christ.”

    Dedicated volunteer exposes “single largest self-promotion operation in Wikipedia’s history”

  38. The Bearded Hobbit

    24

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Good luck with that. All the major online map systems use Web Mercator.

      Also, the point of the Mercator projection is a straight line on the map is a constant compass direction. So if you’re sailing from, say, Ghana to Virginia, draw a straight line on the map, measure the bearing, then sail in that compass direction.

      • Common Tater

        Slave trader confirmed!

      • Ted S.

        Technically, a rhumb line from Ghana to Virginia crosses quite a bit of land. Good luck sailing *that*.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        It is otherwise a terrible map projection for most applications, but not for the reasons the AU claims.

    • Common Tater

      Too bad the flat earthers are wrong. It would make things way easier.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Funny, I always thought Africans were bigger…

      • Tres Cool

        Its twoo ?

  39. Common Tater

    “Although Guo’s lawyers and Chilean officials cut a deal Monday that ended Guo’s official detention, he’s still stuck because the Cessna plane he used to fly on his mission is no longer in working condition.

    Guo landed in Antarctica in June without official permission, leading him to be detained by Chilean officials, according to the Associated Press….

    As noted by CBS, Guo began a trip to be the youngest person to fly to all seven continents. He also said the trip was a fundraiser for cancer research for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

    Guo and his Cessna 182Q had already hit North America, South America, Asia, Africa, Australia and Europe.

    For his trip to Antarctica, officials said his flight plan went only as far as Punta Arenas in Chile. However, Guo flew to King George Island, 75 miles off the Antarctic continent’s coast.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/american-teens-solo-flight-antarctica-lands-legal-trouble/

    Impressive stupidity.

    • (((Jarflax

      Participants saw the transactions as investments. Marshall has called them loans.

      Loans are investments. People are stupid. I spent my entire career trying, often unsuccessfully, to convince people to do due diligence in private real estate loans.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        It’s a penalloan.

      • Chafed

        If I use due diligence then I will miss out on the deal.

  40. Common Tater

    “But White House deputy press secretary Anna Kelly has rejected that there’s anything relevant here, going so far as to call out NPR for exaggerating its significance. She characterized the documents as nothing more than a “multi-page lunch menu” and blasted NPR for sensationalizing the discovery.

    “It’s hilarious that NPR is publishing a multi-page lunch menu and calling it a ‘security breach,’” Kelly told ABC News.”

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/hilarious-white-house-mocks-npr-over-alaska-summit-security-breach-story

    LOLOLOL

  41. Suthenboy

    Racism test: All of those questions are dumb. You only need one question: Are you white? Score: yes or no.

    The sign looks professional: Of course it does. An industry has grown up around fake protests. Crowds-Are-Us no doubt have their own print shop. Ever seen where interviewers go to protest X and ask the protesters what they are there for? They never have any idea.
    It is all theater.

    • Common Tater

      Like that paid protester lady who shows up with a sign that just says “Enough”, so it works for any protest.

  42. Gender Traitor

    God knows what elderly progressives eat but it’s doing their digestive systems no good.

    Is the falafel food truck parked perilously close by?

    • PutridMeat

      Was it hiding at the bottom of a cracker-jack box?

  43. SDF-7

    Interesting thought… one state holding another state liable for an egregious mis-issuing of a CDL… but I doubt it will actually go anywhere in a modern court. Because reasons, after all…

    • Don escaped Memphis

      getting the bad guy isn’t a good enough reason to endorse licensure…………by any state

    • Suthenboy

      That is a federal issue. I thought Trump’s transportation people were dealing with it? Didnt I hear complaints about truckers being quizzed at checkpoints about whether or not they can read or speak English?
      Anyway, let the feds deal with this or next CA will be whining about licensed gun carriers from out of state, or something like that.

    • Threedoor

      The CDL should not exist.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Barn find of the day:

    It’s no 1939 Delage. Would it sell at Sotheby’s?

    Some of the prices are just baffling. The 911 with the TAG F1 motor in it went for 1.75 million. That’s a lot of money, but compared to what some of the other stuff went for, it was the deal of the day.

    They sold some special edition Ferrari monstrosity “for charity” for some absurd sum. I hope Elon announces he bought it, and intends to shoot it into space.

  45. Suthenboy

    On the ridiculous Africa map thing….as in politics you are dealing with two very different cultures and mentalities.
    The mercator map is useful for technical reasons…navigation. It works.
    The protests are about social status…something that means exactly jack shit to people who want things to work.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    I have seen a couple of things recently about “recent graduates” who claim to have sent out hundreds of applications and gotten nowhere. Apparently they think they can order up a job like a par of socks on Amazon.

    • creech

      My granddaughter is in this quandry. She graduated in 2024 and still hasn’t found anything other than being a server in a restaurant.
      Business degree from tPSU but no company seems to be offering any kind of entry-level office positions to even get one’s foot in the door.l

      • Old Man With Candy

        Business degree

        That’s the problem. Dime a dozen. Get a double major business degree with engineering or math and she’s set. Unless she wears Kente rags of keffiyehs in her professional photos.

    • juris imprudent

      Everything I hear tells me this is some strange job market – every position gets a ridiculous number of applicants. Yet the labor force participation rate and official unemployment rates are low.

    • Sensei

      The application process is broken with the computer screening that is done. I’m sympathetic, but you adapt.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Last weekend, Trump ordered the district’s homeless residents to leave, or face forcible relocation, after his motorcade passed a handful of unhoused people en route to his golf course outside the city. On Thursday, local officials cleared away one of the roadside encampments Trump had complained about, arguing that they could do so in a more humane fashion than untrained federal forces.

    They only just found out about it from Trump. That’s why they hadn’t already taken care of it.

    Maybe they could put some bums up at the Federal Reserve HQ. I hear it’s pretty nice.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Demonstrators assembled behind a banner that said, “No fascist takeover of DC”, and some in the crowd held signs saying, “No military occupation”.

    You guys are a little late to the party on that fascist takeover stuff.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    The application process is broken with the computer screening that is done. I’m sympathetic, but you adapt.

    I guess they have made it so it doesn’t even matter if you know somebody. All this shit is going to collapse under its own weight one of these days.

    Small is beautiful.