IFLA: The “Finally, Something!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 28

by | Sep 28, 2025 | IFLA | 105 comments

We actually have TWO things happening this week. On the Second there is that sign that reads either “change in a war” or “news about a war.” It is kid of annoying that the sign for news has zero differentiation about when it means “change,” but that’s just part of being an astrologer. The second sign is also somewhat vague, but the best reading I can come up with in “growth/increase at home.” This could also refer to a new home, or a plumbing remodel. It really does NOT seem to mean “infestation or wild animal gives birth in your house,” though that last one isn’t as far outside the scope of meaning as the insects thing. It’s going to be a lucky month for Libra, so enjoy that if it applies to you.

Libra: 10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.

Scorpio: 3 of Swords reversed – Mental alienation, error, loss, distraction, disorder, confusion.

Sagittarius: The Blank Card – I’m really wanting to say I drew it reversed, but how could I tell?

Capricorn: 5 of Swords – Total dominance and abject humiliation.

Aquarius: 2 of Wands reversed – This too shall pass. And sooner rather than later.

Pisces: The Empress – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days, the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance.

Aries: 4 of Coins – Defense/Preservation/Maintaining control, especially in regard to material things

Taurus: The Chariot – Succor, providence, war, triumph, presumption, vengeance, trouble, majesty, authority uncontested, control. 

Gemini: Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin.

Cancer: Justice – Equity, rightness, probity, executive; triumph of the deserving side in law.

Leo: Queen of Swords – Widowhood, sadness, embarrassment, absence, sterility, mourning, privation, separation.

Virgo: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism, hope destroyed.

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105 Comments

  1. Bob

    Virgo: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism, hope destroyed.

    Im not sleeping well,
    Ive lost all hope
    Sounds right
    Cheers!

    • Tres Cool

      I’ve got a project this week that started giving me anxiety on Wednesday. I dont need this.

      • Bob

        Tall Cans!

      • Tres Cool

        HEY YUFUS!

        Right backatcha

      • Nephilium

        I get to join a call at 0800 tomorrow morning for day 7 of an outage. They weren’t even planning on sending out updates over the weekend. I expect leaving for vacation with the issue still ongoing.

      • (((Jarflax

        I don’t know what you do obviously, but if I paid for some service and it had been down for 4 days going into the weekend, and the provider closed down for the weekend as usual with it out, I would not be a customer anymore. I’d be a plaintiff.

      • Nephilium

        (((Jarflax:

        Refunds for outages are in our contracts, I’m very curious as to what they find as the cause, and how they spin the root cause analysis on this. I have not been on the customer calls, as I’ve been on the internal tech calls, but from what those on the customer calls have said… things are already really ugly. We’re at CEOs yelling at our CEO level.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The Blank Card – I’m really wanting to say I drew it reversed, but how could I tell?

    1000 yard stare.

  3. J. Frank Parnell

    Scorpio: 3 of Swords reversed – Mental alienation, error, loss, distraction, disorder, confusion.

    So a normal week then.

  4. DEG

    Widowhood, sadness, embarrassment, absence, sterility, mourning, privation, separation.

    Sounds like a big ole pile of shit.

  5. kinnath

    The Empress – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days, the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance

    huh?

  6. Suthenboy

    Watching Essen Recipes on the yew toobs. Good God that is some delicious food. I did notice one thing….remember when you were studying language in grade school and they classified languages? If you remember there is a group of languages characterized as ‘romance’ languages. These languages are particularly appealing to the ear…mostly. You will notice if you look at a list of the Romance languages that German is NOT on the list.

    • UnCivilServant

      Romance languages are those descended from Latin – aka of Rome

      It has nothing to do with ear appeal.

      • UnCivilServant

        On the topic of Ear appeal, I do not find Romance languages to be easy to listen to. They are irritating and I can’t stand them for long. They are not as bad as Arabic or Chinese, but I still dislike hearing them.

      • Suthenboy

        I am aware of that. You missed my joke.

      • UnCivilServant

        Perhaps it’s because of a difference of opinion on what languages are easy to listen to.

      • Ted S.

        Probably because it wasn’t funny.

        “Ooh, that person [ talks funny/isn’t stereotypically good looking ], therefore nothing that person says has any value.” Real funny and intelligent.

      • (((Jarflax

        This exchange makes it clear that Glibertarian is not a Romance language.

  7. DenverJ

    There has been a mass shooting at a Mormon church in Grand Blanc. We will see what flavor of crazy did it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m going to throw a random guess of Hawaiian light dining.

      • Ted S.

        So the pineapple and spam on pizza people?

      • (((Jarflax

        Aloha snackbar is a possibility, but so is the sausage and mock melon combo, or binder and beard, I wouldn’t want to be uninclusive.

    • PieInTheSky

      I say it was a Jehovas witness

      • Rat on a train

        Amish mafia

      • Tres Cool

        A new convert experiencing caffeine withdrawal.

      • DrOtto

        Too soon, but also a legit LOL from someone who recently went through caffeine withdrawal.

      • Threedoor

        Tres is probably closest to the truth.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Not just a shooting. Dude crashed his car into the church, killed some people and lit the place on fire.

      • DenverJ

        Yes. It’s about 3 minutes from my workplace.

      • Threedoor

        Damn.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      “Waow Blanc Police Chief says 40 year old male drove his vehicle through the front doors of the church,exited vehicle, shot 10 victims, 1 fatal, police believe the suspect deliberately set church on fire and that additional victims will be found, suspect was neutralized”

      https://x.com/ReiS_TuRCo/status/1972353734069141591

      • UnCivilServant

        So they know the age but nothing else?

        Was that lethally or nonlethally neutralized?

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, if they know the age, they know his identity.

        Funny they only release the age, though. I think a photo of his brains leaking out onto the pavement after being “neutralized” would actually be a good thing. “This is how it ends, kids. Sure this is what you want?”

    • R C Dean

      The odds are way north of 90% it was either a muzzie or a commie.

      • Q Continuum

        Por que no los dos? Could easily be a Free Palestine Transtifa type.

      • UnCivilServant

        That would just be a Commie.

      • DenverJ

        White guy with long northern type beard, hunter, lots of camo in his Facebook, Iraq vet. Probably not antifa or pro-trans. I’d guess either complete mental break, or specific beef with that church or LDS in general.

  8. Sean

    “ Cancer: Justice – Equity, rightness, probity, executive; triumph of the deserving side in law.”

    Oh yes, there will be probing.

    • PieInTheSky

      YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY.

      • Sean

        Hitting the Absinthe today?

      • PieInTheSky

        doing an absinthe rinse on the glass for a cocktail is not Hitting the Absinthe

      • Tres Cool

        Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

      • Nephilium

        SQUEAK!

    • UnCivilServant

      Too long, didn’t bother.

      • Tres Cool

        Yeah. I sometimes miss the 160 character limit.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      “People who were Media Literate believed they could understand the intentions of the creator and what any film meant, given its themes and context.”

      “Okay.”

      “Which is stupid, because I always knew what these films meant and these morons always disagreed with me.”

      Heh.

  9. Suthenboy

    Is it just me or is there something suspicious about all of these mass shootings?

    • Bob

      CCP is behind it all, they have been infiltrating for decades.
      /long game

  10. The Other Kevin

    Mrs. TOK is a Leo. Time to update my will.

    • (((Jarflax

      Never mind your will, for god’s sake check on the dog!

    • Ted S.

      Nah, you’re only going to embarrass her.

      No different than any other husband on any given day.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, is there a worse card than the Queen of Swords?

  11. UnCivilServant

    So, I have a technical issue. I am trying to set up my linux server as a gateway between my network and the internet.

    In current configuration, that role is being filled by an aging router who’s getting moved inside the gateway to handle local traffic.

    The problem is the linux server keeps wanting to use the static router IP for the gateway and I’m trying to convince it to use the DHCP assigned one from the ISP to send external traffic.

    Right now, when the internal interface is plugged into the router my regular desktop traffic will go to the linux server gateway IP, then get routed back to the router to either go out by it or get stuck if I’ve plugged the modem cable into the external interface on the linux server.

    All traffic originating at the Linux server always tries to go to the internal router. If I put it in between the router and modem, it just keeps trying to talk internally.

    I am clearly forgetting something.

    • UnCivilServant

      🙄

      The IPs the external interface picked up were nothing close to the IPs the router gets when talking to the ISP.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m debating getting a 4-port wired router I can give a static internal address to so I can skip the DHCP uncertainty and just know what the linux box will be talking to upstream. But I shouldn’t need to.

      • Bob

        Always start with a wired router, set it to static and you’re all set
        /Cisco network analyst

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Dumb obvious questions – is there a static default route on the Linux box pointing at the internal router or are you limiting the route to just your internal network(s)? Is the Linux box getting DHCP from the router (including a default route)?

      • UnCivilServant

        is there a static default route on the Linux box pointing at the internal router or are you limiting the route to just your internal network(s)?

        I don’t know. Linux has gone through so many too-clever changes to its network management that I’m forgetting which is the controlling configuration with the curretn kernel.

        Is the Linux box getting DHCP from the router (including a default route)?

        The linux box is the internal DHCP server. It does hand out a gateway, but has a static address on that interface and shouldn’t be asking for it.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        netstat -rn should show you the routing table at least so you can see if that’s the issue, but yeah, the best way to update routes is probably going to be release-specific.

      • UnCivilServant

        I got the same data as route -n

        # netstat -rn
        Kernel IP routing table
        Destination Gateway Genmask Flags MSS Window irtt Iface
        0.0.0.0 10.10.10.1 0.0.0.0 UG 0 0 0 eth0
        10.10.10.0 0.0.0.0 255.255.255.0 U 0 0 0 eth0
        169.254.0.0 0.0.0.0 255.255.0.0 U 0 0 0 eth0

        That is very much not what I want. eth0 is the internal, which is the 10.10.10 network.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        try:

        sudo route del -net 0.0.0.0 gw 10.10.10.1 netmask 0.0.0.0 dev eth0

        maybe. not sure if that’s persistent across reboots, though.

    • UnCivilServant

      futzing around with upsteam DHCP isn’t worth the headache, I’ll just spend the cash on a static node.

    • Grummun

      I’m not clear on where a router comes into this at all. The Linux box now is the router. The interface connected to the ISP should get a an address and a default route via DHCP from the ISP. When your cable modem (?) is not connected, the Linux machine should have no default route at all. The internal interface should be configured with a static private address, and connected to a switch (or some device that can act as a switch, but nothing that is attempting to perform routing). The DHCP server on the Linux machine can hand out addresses and a default route to machines that are hanging off the switch, but that default route should be the IP address of the internal interface of the Linux machine. Make sure that IPV4 forwarding is enabled, as well as IP masquerading/NAT for outbound traffic.

      Note you are now responsible for firewalling any traffic coming from outside.

      • UnCivilServant

        I did the NAT configuration.

        The route before changes were being made

        Desktop -> Router -> Modem

        I want it to be

        Desktop -> Router -> Linux -> Modem

        It appears to be

        Desktop -> Router -> Linux -> Router

      • UnCivilServant

        I was always responsible for firewalling traffic.

      • Grummun

        I want it to be

        Desktop -> Router -> Linux -> Modem

        Again, seems to me you’ve got an extra router in there. What purpose does it serve, that the Linux machine does not? Unless you’ve already disabled everything on the router to effectively reduce it to an Ethernet switch.

        My home network:

        ISP ADSL Modem -> (ppp0) Linux machine (eth0) -> Ethernet switch -> Wifi AP

        Linux machine does routing & NAT, provides DHCP and DNS to inside network. IP address on eth0 is the default route for everything inside.

      • UnCivilServant

        The router is a switch and wireless access point.

      • Grummun

        If the router has a separate “WAN” port, nothing is plugged into that? Everything is plugged into the LAN switch/hub ports?

      • UnCivilServant

        The WAN port was only used for the Modem in the starting configuration, but nothing in the after. The traffic does make it to the Linux box from inside the network. The issue is somewhere in the Linux configuration.

    • Sean

      How much did that cost?

      • UnCivilServant

        Rumor was an ambassadorship. We’ll see if that’s true.

      • (((Jarflax

        Haiti by preference.

      • rhywun

        His soul.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Eric Adams just dropped out of the race.

    Clearing a path to victory for the moderate independent candidate.

    Haha, I crack myself up.

    • R.J.

      I know. The place is screwed no matter who wins.

      • rhywun

        Choose the form of your destruction, New York. So glad I got out.

        From what I could tell, Adams was the one thing keeping the crazy-pants radical city council under control. When the commie wins he is going to unleash them like never before.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Daring caper

    This heist represents more than just a financial loss—it constitutes the theft of irreplaceable artisanal products that took over a decade to create, with the stolen bottles including nearly half the stock of Westland’s first 10-year Garryana whiskey.

    Just like in the movies.

    • Tres Cool

      Oceans 80 (proof) ?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Solid, Tres.

        (Natch, they *will* make that film with 80yo Clooney & Pitt when the time comes. Featured: Much product placement.
        Not featured: Real C&P. Just AI that shit. Probably already made. (People suck.))

    • Threedoor

      It wasent me.
      I dont like whisky.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s the perfect cover, you’d just sell it on like a commodity.

  14. R C Dean

    “This could also refer to a new home, or a plumbing remodel.”

    Or a positive pregnancy test. Which isn’t on the menu for the Deans. Mrs. Dean will be in Santa Fe next week shopping for a new house, though. Which I hope is successful, because we have a full price, no (and I mean none whatsoever) contingency offer on our house sitting in my inbox.

    Even better – they want to close in early October, and we can rent our current house back from them through the end of the year. Which gives us a lot of flexibility for moving (assuming Mrs. Dean finds an acceptable house) and lets us do work on the new house before we move in.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Congratulations on selling the house.

      I read too quickly and understood Mrs. Dean was shopping for a horse.

      • Fourscore

        Good luck.

        I’m hoping to move one last time on a one way trip. I have convinced Mrs F to start unloading some of her unused/rarely used ‘stuff’. My son is taking some heirlooms from my cabinet, with a promise to pass them along to his grand nephew (my great grandson) when the time comes. My kids aren’t into hunting/shooting like some of us ol’ farm boys are.

    • Q Continuum

      Dood. Do NOT move to New Mexico. I have seen you complaining on here about Tucson’s political stupidity and I can tell you from personal experience that Tucson is Libertopia compared to the Land of Entrapment.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    That all sounds good except for the Santa Fe part.

  16. Grummun

    For those who 1) live within driving distance of Cleveland, 2) like guitar metal and 3) like Japanese women playing guitar metal, Lovebites is playing the Winchester in Lakewood OH on November 7th. That is all.

    • UnCivilServant

      Does it involve being around people?

      • Grummun

        According to the venue, no more than 350. Live concerts generally have lost their appeal to me, but I really like this band and this is the first time they’ve come further west than England. So, what the hell, tickets are cheap and it’s a manageable drive.

      • UnCivilServant

        I just checked and that’s a Friday I’m working, so that precludes my stopping in. Seven hours to Cleveland takes all day.

    • Ted S.

      When they make love, do they look in the mirror?

    • Nephilium

      It entertains me that the Winchester became a little music venue. They used to be a standard dive bar.

  17. Shpip

    Pisces: difficulty, doubt, ignorance.

    I wish I had known that before I completed my project.

    • Fourscore

      You finally got it down on black and white. You iced it, Shpip.

  18. Nephilium

    That was a disgusting display. I’m ready for Dillon to get the start next week.

    And now I have to root for the Chiefs.

  19. Baby Oil Procurement Dept

    What’s better than your date bringing you flowers?

    Your date bringing you flower. Pre-rolled.

  20. creech

    Eagles squeak by to 4-0 by again playing good for only half a game. Hurts was 15 for 16 in 1st half and 0-8 in 2nd.

  21. Tres Cool

    My condolences to my 216/330/440 brethren. Since working up there for almost 2 years, and always a Cincinnati fan, I find myself confused about my allegiances now.
    Probably similar to how a bi-racial child must feel.

    But the Bungles w/o Burrough play tomorrow, so Im sure that will be a shitshow.