Thursday Afternoon Links of Phallocentrism

by | Oct 16, 2025 | Daily Links | 114 comments

I’m focused on a certain topic today, because reasons.

This is a fascinum, a flying penis amulet from classical Rome.

SHIT THAT GOES FAST AND BLOWS UP: Before we get into the outrage, rot, and moral turpitude, here’s something you can read to feel good about things. Don’t forget to contemplate how the A-10 is just an awesome aircraft, and how many US servicemembers owe their lives to A-10s for taking out threats.

WHAT’S THE ARABIC WORD FOR CHUTZPAH? Post-ceasefire trend sees Gazans claiming: ‘I am a Holocaust survivor.’ There are no words to adequately express my anger and outrage over this.

NOBODY WANTS A FAKE SAUSAGE ANYWAY: Beyond Meat slumps as shareholders agonize over debt exchange offer. Someone at Reuters had fun writing that, even though they didn’t use the above illo. For those of you fans of real sausage who are in or passing through the RVA area I’m giving a plug to local artisanal sausage maker The Mayor.

ORIGINAL SIN AS REPURPOSED BY PROGRESSIVES: Except we rather suspect that Kermit Pattison of Harvard will be one of the last ppl to be driven from the Garden of Eden (*cough* last up against the wall when the revolution comes *cough*).

THE ROOTS OF THE ROT: Okay, this person only has a few million direct readers, but those readers buy her brainrot at the distributor level, then others wholesale it, and yet another larger group retails it to your neighborhood AWFLs. And it’s not just this person, but a thousand more nattering nabobs of negativism.

THE MALE GAZE IS BACK: And the usual suspects ain’t liking it none at all. Come for the shrill, foot-stamping scolding. How had these discarded ideas made their way back into circulation? Didn’t we all agree we were through with them? Why no, we didn’t all agree to that, Toots. Stay for the unintentional comedy. The culprit, I have learned, is the male gaze. It was always there, but now it has stepped back into the spotlight. Let’s all give TMG a big Glibertarians hand, folks.

AND SPEAKING OF FEMINISTS COMPLAINING: Crikey, they’re on to us! Over at ZeroHedge, Tyler Durden hits the nail on the head. Feminists seem to have recently discovered “nose ring theory” and they are not happy. They admit that the theory is somewhat accurate, but they also argue that men are not being honest about why they are avoiding feminists. They say that men are scared away by the septum ring (feminism) because it represents “freedom” and a “woman who will not be controlled”. In reality, it simply indicates a women who has succumbed to woke ideology, a form of insanity that very few men are interested in dealing with (and these women then wonder why they are living alone with their cats). See, it’s always about female victimhood and males trying to control women. Because nothing says wanting to control women like leaving them the fuck alone. Kudos to TD for not going off about (((you-know-who))) for once.

EVERYTHING HIKERS KNOW ABOUT LIGHTNING SAFETY IS WRONG: Backpacker gives us this vital explainer. I had never heard of the “lightning crouch” but have ridden out a huge thunderstorm in a tent, inadvertently using that position. It also has the effect of keeping you and your stuff as dry as possible.

THE PENIS ANATOMY SONG: Yep, that’s what it really is. With anatomical drawings.

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkster, writer, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

114 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    This is a fascinum, a flying penis amulet from classical Rome.

    SKY SMITH ALWAYS LIKE WHEN HE CAME… TO THE SENATE.

    Enjoy your couples time, Tonio… on to your actual links. Good afternoon to all and sundry.

    • rhywun

      SKY SMITH COME A LOT!

  2. The Late P Brooks

    I thought they dropped the A 10. It’s definitely an idea stupid enough to be true.

    *I had a friend in Livingston who had spent quite a bit of time in Afghanistan. He was a big A 10 fan.

  3. SDF-7

    the A-10 is just an awesome aircraft

    No argument from me — and I find it laughable that from time to time I seem to recall people pitching the F-35 as a viable replacement. Absolutely no way.

    A highly-survivable, long loiter weapons truck for close fire support is such an obvious asset I’ve never understood why anyone would want to get rid of the A-10 without having a seriously solid replacement on deck. Fantastic plane for meeting its mission.

    • Sensei

      Because top of the AF hates it with a passion.

      The pilots of the A10 and the grunts are the exact opposite.

      • Rat on a train

        The AF hates ground support but they won’t let the Army do it.

      • Sensei

        Exactly.

      • UnCivilServant

        Then give the Air Force an ultimaitum – give the ground support back to the Army, or we’ll give the whole Air Force back to the army instead, and fire all the flag officers as redundant.

  4. Nephilium

    They say that men are scared away by the septum ring (feminism) because it represents “freedom” and a “woman who will not be controlled”.

    Really? That does not match my experience with women with septum rings. They generally like to be controlled.

    • SDF-7

      I assume I, like most men — see it as a cattle ring, which I assure you… does not say “freedom” in any way, shape or form. “Mindless cow preparing to be slaughtered”… well, that’s a more likely take.

    • (((Jarflax

      Daddy issues often turn into a desire for submission, but they also tend to turn into deep seated ambivalence and an inability to accept responsibility. Or, put more plainly, she’ll ask you to spank her, then get mad that you did, and tell her friends you’re abusive.

    • Tonio

      Ha!

  5. Beau Knott

    The A-10 is an *awesome* aircraft. By rights it would have roughly the same service life as the B-52.

  6. SDF-7

    Post-ceasefire trend sees Gazans claiming: ‘I am a Holocaust survivor.

    Things like this are why I so want an economy with gas+nuclear and domestic petroleum sufficient for the products we need… and to be able to just decouple and ignore the Middle East (and what Israel does at that point is up to it). I really just don’t ever want to hear from these brazen brainwashed buffoons for the rest of time.

    And yes — I know it is a fantasy.

    • rhywun

      Mamdani is debating tonight. I hope one of the also-rans asks his opinion of this.

      • Pope Jimbo

        He has already weighed in

        He didn’t call for Hamas to give up their weapons. Which doesn’t square at all with his demand that all NY’ers be disarmed.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Zohran: “I don’t have any opinions on the future of Hamas.”

        This is a lie, of course. He absolutely does have an opinion on the future of Hamas.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    “Human exceptionalism is at the root of the ecological crisis,” Webb told a Science Center audience of more than 100 people recently as part of the Harvard Science Book Talks. “This pervasive mindset gives humans a sense of dominion over the rest of nature, set apart from and entitled to commodify Earth and other species for their own exclusive use.”

    Egghead hair-shirt-ism. These people are so fucking tedious.

    • SDF-7

      We do have dominion over the rest of nature — if you must have an areligious reason: “We won” should suffice. We clawed our way to the dominant life form position and we can certainly act like it.

      So fuck off and go commune with nature like the hippie you obvious are if you must — the rest of us will do what every other life form does (we just do it quite well)… use resources to survive and reproduce.

    • EvilSheldon

      Humans are exceptional.

      The big mistake we made was giving people who believe otherwise a seat at the table.

    • rhywun

      What ecological crisis?

      Show your work, with examples.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’ll start listening to her when she starts walking the walk and not just talking.

      Actually, I think she better give up talking too. Not fair of her to communicate with other humans when the rest of the animals can’t.

  8. DEG

    See, it’s always about female victimhood and males trying to control women.

    Or alternatively, it’s about the feminists’ barely disguised fetishes.

  9. SDF-7

    Beyond Meat slumps

    Not its fault — it is cold in the meat department!

    Let it warm up and hang around the Beyond Cheesecake a bit and it would firm right up…

    • Threedoor

      If only it had some animal fats to make testosterone.

  10. DEG

    From her home in Maine, the Boston College professor

    Maine to Boston College? In traffic? I guess she doesn’t teach many classes in-person.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    it represents “freedom” and a “woman who will not be controlled”.

    I thought the septum ring was where you were supposed to hook the leash.

    • Nephilium

      I’ve known quite a few who even linked the chain to ear rings themselves.

      • SDF-7

        I always have to suppress an innate instinct to yank when I see folks like that. I suppose my inner child is a vindictive little weasel.

      • Tonio

        “I always have to suppress an innate instinct to yank when I see folks like that.”

        Are we not doing phrasing? Thanks for sharing your fetish!

  12. EvilSheldon

    Hot take – the A-10 Thunderbolt II is the most overrated aircraft in the DoD inventory, and is the NATO equivalent of the Soviet MiG-25 – kluged together in a panic to combat a threat that never actually materialized, then shoehorned into a number of unsuited roles for lack of anything better to do with it.

    In any combat theater where the NATO/US forces don’t have absolute 100% undisputed air superiority, the A-10 is nothing but a target. Full stop.

    • SDF-7

      Any slow, long loiter plane capable of close ground support would be a target. At least the A-10 can take some hits. I still think it is an awesome plane for what it needs to do.

      • EvilSheldon

        Any theater- or operational-level ADA/ADM will knock an A-10 out of the sky like a clay pigeon. Against fast-movers? Not even a prayer.

        The A-10 was a pretty good COTS solution for slowing up hordes of T-72s charging through the Fulda Gap, limping back to base after being shot full of holes, and getting rapidly patched up for another sortie or two before finally buying the farm. We don’t really need that capability anymore (not enough to pay the maintenance, anyway,) and the A-10 is no good for anything else.

        In a contested battlefield, an F-15E, F-16, or F-22 is going to be more effective and infinitely more survivable as a CAS platform, and can also fulfill other roles.

      • PutridMeat

        Well, most every person I’m aware of whose been in a combat theater supported by them has nothing but praise for them. People who have no problem calling out crap for being crap if they think so. People planning operations seem to come back to them again and again, even if they’re supposed to have been retired. I’ll take that real-world evidence over the theoretical stuff any day of the week.

        In the roles it’s been deployed for, seems highly functional. Maybe there’s a better solution, but I haven’t seen it demonstrated in the real world yet, theorizing aside.

      • EvilSheldon

        Well, most every person I’m aware of whose been in a combat theater supported by them has nothing but praise for them.

        If the only tool you have is a hammer, you’re gonna somehow use it to turn screws, and the people who really needed those screws turned are gonna praise it to the heavens. That doesn’t imply that a hammer is the best tool for turning screws.

        I’ll take that real-world evidence over the theoretical stuff any day of the week.

        We don’t have any real-world evidence. The last conflict that the US was involved in where we didn’t have complete air superiority was Vietnam.

        I don’t think that it’s ‘theorizing’ to state that the A-10 won’t survive in contested airspace – more an observation of reality.

      • PutridMeat

        We don’t have any real-world evidence.

        Agreed. But if the F15e, F16, F22 would do a better job, won’t they do it with air superiority as well? i.e. why did we (and continue to) deploy the hammer even if we had platforms that would do it better? It’s not like the F15 or 16 are brand new platforms that haven’t had the opportunity to prove their superiority in those missions.

      • EvilSheldon

        “Agreed. But if the F15e, F16, F22 would do a better job, won’t they do it with air superiority as well?”

        If contested airspace isn’t a thing, then maybe the fast-movers wouldn’t do as good a job at CAS*. But that question ignores two really important factors:

        1.) Contested airspace *IS* a thing, and…

        B.) We exist in a world with limited resources**. Having a specialized close-air support platform that is only usable in conditions of total air superiority, and is completely useless for anything else, is just not economically viable, especially when that platform is old and starting to suffer from a badly extended logistics tail.

        Like it or not, but modern combat aircraft need to be able to fill multiple roles.

        * – In a controlled airspace CAS role, I question whether there’s anything an A-10 can do that an AC-130J can’t do better and cooler.
        ** – This is not meant to imply that the Air Force is any paragon of fiscal responsibility.

    • Threedoor

      The U.S. needs something like the Skyraider.

      Longer loiter than the A10

  13. Sensei

    I just put 4 new shocks on in under an hour!
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    On my 20 year front loading washing machine. It’s such a pain to get it out of the basement and a new one in that I elected to spend $130 in parts. I could have paid half that for non OEM, but didn’t want to do the job twice. Fingers crossed I get a few more years out of it…

    • Pope Jimbo

      4 shocks? I guess Tonio’s backpacking link was a day late and a dollar short.

  14. SDF-7

    With anatomical drawings.

    I…. thought it would be a bit more subtle. I should not have clicked that (thank goodness for Private Tab!)

    “Exactly What It Says On The Tin” indeed…

  15. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    My daughter has a nose ring. She’s not Glib material yet, but she’s also not terribly woke. I don’t like it, but at least it’s not a tattoo.

  16. Suthenboy

    I think people are past being tired of the left’s lunacy. I am hearing a lot of noise about the R’s picking up as many as 19 seats in the mid=terms. It makes me feel tired already just thinking of how badly they will fuck up that opportunity.

    I am also hearing a lot of talk about we need to follow the antifa money blah blah blah. It has already been done. We know who the financiers and organizers are. It was all over the news two days ago. The dems are sticking with the ‘antifa doesnt exist’ bullshit?

    • The Other Kevin

      The memo has gone out. “Antifa doesn’t exist”, and isn’t it crazy and funny how those MAGA idiots think it’s real?

      Remember these are the same people nodding along when Biden called “white nationalists” the biggest threat to our country.

      • Suthenboy

        And the same people who said Biden has never been sharper….ok, maybe that one was true.
        Still, the ‘dont believe your lying eyes’ schtick isn’t working.

      • The Other Kevin

        IMO that’s why they lost the last election. The gaslighting was just so obvious. And they’re still doing it.

      • (((Jarflax

        Goebbels would applaud their technique.

    • creech

      Would be interested in hearing about those sources. My “insider GOP acquaintance last told me their internal polling predicted loss of 17 seats. Yeah, this may be overstated for fundraising purposes but a difference of 36 seats is unlikely.

      • Sensei

        From memory one of the large prediction markets.

  17. PutridMeat

    lightning crouch

    In the before times, the long long ago, on Mt. Whitney. We (myself and 2-3 other people) had stayed over at Trail Camp, got up very early in the morning, gone up to the summit and were back down around 1-2pm, just before the afternoon storms started threatening to pop up.

    We were watching the switch backs up to Trail Crest and saw a group come up from the Muir Junction side. They came down relatively quickly as the clouds built. We were talking to them when they got down and said they had been planning to summit, but it was too late in the day and they were worried about the building storms. But one guy had decided to go for it.

    Right about then, we see this figure scrambling/glisading down the shoot (?) just to the north of the switch backs as lightening and clouds build. He finally got down, looking all disheveled, hair standing straight up. He holds his hands up next to the sides of his head, wiggling his fingers while making crackling noises and, in his best stoner Southern California voice (I think it was his real voice), says “DUUUUDE!!!! My hair was like!!!!”

    Lucky to be alive. And he didn’t make the summit.

      • EvilSheldon

        Tonio, I always knew you had great taste. Dolly Sods is my single favorite backpacking spot east of the Mississippi.

      • Tonio

        [fist bump] for EvilSheldon.

    • Threedoor

      I have not been bitten by a rattlesnake or hit by lighting.

      Yet.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Like other Substack success stories, Richardson came in with institutional credentials. She attended Phillips-Exeter Academy, arguably the country’s most prestigious prep school, before earning three degrees from Harvard, teaching at UMass-Amherst, MIT, and finally becoming a tenured professor of history at Boston College. Along the way, she published five books with mainstream presses (and a sixth in 2023), hosted a podcast on NPR, and built a wide readership.

    Bless her heart.

    • Suthenboy

      The personification of what Bertrand Russell termed ‘learned ignorance’.

  19. The Other Kevin

    “NOBODY WANTS A FAKE SAUSAGE ANYWAY”
    As a fellow maker of encased meats, I approve of this Mayor and hope to visit his establishment some day. Maybe when my kid moves out that way next year.

    “THE ROOTS OF THE ROT”
    We have people among us who live in an entirely different reality. I wish I knew what to do about it.

    “THE MALE GAZE IS BACK”
    The past few years I have been into figure drawing and pinup style work. I haven’t drawn much in the last few months, I think it’s time to get back into it. This might be a “right place right time” sort of thing.

    • rhywun

      “THE ROOTS OF THE ROT”
      We have people among us who live in an entirely different reality. I wish I knew what to do about it.

      Never heard of that person myself but she sounds like a bog-standard present-day Democrat. They are almost to a person batshit insane.

      • The Other Kevin

        I try to be at least a little self-aware, and I occasionally ask, am I the one who’s crazy? And then I remember, these people still believe all the hoaxes. Trump called Nazi’s “fine people”. He told people to drink bleach. He worked with Russia to rig an election. All demonstrably false, yet they still believe every word of it.

  20. Raven Nation

    Richardson was the historian who wrote in her column after the first Trump debate that Biden was confused because Trump used a version of the “Gish gallop.” Biden, she assured them was mentally fine.

    And, of course, there are the progressive followers who pass her words on across the fruited plane because she’s an historian and therefore “objective.” I feel like every time I see one of those posts I want to post a column from Victor Davis Hanson. “See, he’s an historian and, by your metric, objective. How do two objective historians come to two diametrically opposite views.”

    • Tonio

      Thanks for mentioning the GG.

  21. The Other Kevin

    Just browsing X, and Trump is having a press conference. He called on a reporter, and just casually said, “Yeah CNN, fake news.” LOL

  22. The Late P Brooks

    A Single Lightning Bolt Just Killed 34 Cows in Colorado. Here’s What Hikers Can Learn.
    The tragedy offers some sobering lessons for anyone who spends time outdoors.

    Oh.

    • Sensei

      The press will milk anything for clicks.

      • The Other Kevin

        They do tend to toot their own horns.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Don’t you dare call it bullshit

      • Ted S.

        Including minotaurs?

      • trshmnstr

        Including minotaurs?

        I’m looking at you Mandy Marcotte

      • (((Jarflax

        Oh please don’t Trashy! Every time you look at her we get 5 articles about the male gaze, and I think we’re approaching a derp tipping point.

    • Urthona

      None of this would’ve happened if someone thought to ground the beef.

      • PutridMeat

        That is… BEAUTIFUL! I don’t even think a gaze can be narrowed narrow enough to counter it.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Swiss will say nothing, he’ll just quietly shunt you.

      • (((Jarflax

        I can’t resist! Nothing will impede my applauding you for finding the best potential pun!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    These criticisms underline the same point: Richardson has a strong bias, but she presents it as neutral.

    I get it. One of those staunchly pragmatic independents who would rather be boiled in oil than vote for a Republican.

  24. Ownbestenemy

    Tonio sent you an email

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Was it a dick pic?

      • Pope Jimbo

        He said email, not emale

      • Ownbestenemy

        Phallic in nature it was not

    • Tonio

      Thanks.

  25. Swiss Servator

    “how many US servicemembers owe their lives to A-10s for taking out threats.”

    Or making them lay low. Way low.

    Either way, I am gladdened.

    • Threedoor

      Canadians shake fists at the sky when they see F16s.

  26. EvilSheldon

    “Okay, this person only has a few million direct readers,…”

    Man, that picture is really worth a thousand words (and probably 10,000 finger wags.)

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s what happens when you spend decades up your own ass.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Man, that picture is really worth a thousand words

    Are we sure that’s not “Richardson, in THEIR study”?

    • Ted S.

      With a candlestick.

  28. rhywun

    equal rights (which women already have)

    Same with any currently fashionable identity group, not just women.

    It’s always about nothing other than getting more power.

    • Suthenboy

      Every one of the ‘equality’ movements boils down to ‘I am more equal than you are’.

  29. R.J.

    Drunken Zoom cover of the Penis Anatomy Song is in the Glib future.

  30. Bobbo

    Most nations Dont have good air defense if any at all, so keeping a few dozen A10s around for specialty work is still a good investment.
    /Maduro?

    • Rat on a train

      love is in the eye of the beholder

    • Sean

      WTH?

    • EvilSheldon

      There truly is nothing that the Care Bears can’t despoil and ruin.

      (Full disclosure – my last campaign did have a friendly Beholder NPC. He was the town mayor and the proprietor of a thriving bricklaying business.)

    • Ownbestenemy

      In a way they were….

      • EvilSheldon

        Anything that falls under the umbrella of, “Do this or go to jail,” is not voluntary. Anyone who says, “Well, you could just not drive!” should be beaten with a claw hammer.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Did a ghost make them run a red light?

      • Nephilium

        EvilSheldon:

        May I suggest beating them with a tire iron instead?

    • (((Jarflax

      You voluntarily file your 1040 each year according to the Court. So there are no 4th Amendment concerns, no matter what they ask.

  31. Rat on a train

    The Anglican schism is official.

    • Nephilium

      SPLITTERS!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Nobody expects the Anglican schism.

  32. kinnath

    https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/john-bolton-indictment-10-16-25

    JUST IN: John Bolton, President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, has been indicted. He faces eight counts of transmission of national defense information and 10 counts of retention of national defense information.

    I can’t wait for hat and hair to comment.

  33. Raven Nation

    Some reports that Ace Frehley has died.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The Anglican schism is official.

    Is that anything like the Vatican Rag?

  35. Evan from Evansville

    I got an ASUS with Window 11, but NOT Windows 11 S (or Pro?) that disallows you from using anything other than the Windows store. So I can still get apps from elsewhere, and thinks are running well. Old computer is fucked, but has resumed basic functionality. So it’s now a monitor when it works, nestled carefully for my Gentleman’s Sleep Enhancement in the eve.

    Got a surprise hiring msg today for an Editor – Reporter gig from the Carmel Current, the local (mini) newspaper, print and digital. I may have erred in interview with the dude a couple years ago, but this is fairly serendipitous.
    They want three stories and two features for an application, which I can easily acquire (tho I’m not sure how good they’ll look). I’ll have to see what I can scape together. My old paper replied to me when I asked about getting pro-looking online copies for portfolio, and apparently there’s a newsroomy thing called “etear” which papers use to document bylines and such. She got back to me awfully fast. That’s rather nice of her.

    Munchkin in MN barked some good sense into me. Much bigger fish need fryin’, and this is a (most likely unsuccessful) push in that direction. *shrug* I do think of Gretzky frequently: Ya miss 100% of the shots ya never take. Putting my self-depreciation aside, this gig’s wheelhouse is spinning right up my ass. And I live right in the middle of it. (My zip is a requirement.)
    I suppose I shall have to see, but I’m absolutely throwing my best hat into that pile. (It’s special. It ingratiates itself with the others, then eats the other unsuspecting headwear, then transmits the vanquished souls’ power to me. It’s why I throb in persistent showers.)

    • Overdecadent Kulak

      Hey guys!

      Old time commenter, back from a long hiatus!

      Anyone know if the Discord is still active?

      Remember that the only way to access it was a link from here…