TRIGGER WARNING: If you somehow did not realize it already, this is NSFW. Also, this is on a weird Russian or Turkish video streaming site. So far, it comes across fine and due to my using Brave, I see no creepy malware or cookies, etc… Check your settings before proceeding if you are concerned. We are getting on the short bus and heading to the other side of the tracks today!
Is this movie shadow banned? Or is it just terrible? Is it hard to find a copy of this in modern times? You can rent a copy on Amazon Prime, or go to eBay and find the disk for sale. So it isn’t unavailable, just kind of… Marginalized. You’ll see why when you watch it. It might be too blue even for Tubi After Dark.
Regardless of streaming status today, you could rent this in a video store in the 80s. I did! Loved it! Nothing better for a 20 something bachelor. Just look at that movie poster. It is prime motivation for a video rental. How can you not rent it? Look at that quote: “Even the SS feared her!”
Take my money, West Coast Video!
So what is it about? Does anyone give a damn for a plot summary? It should be fairly obvious what it is about. Instead of a plot summary, here is an excellent description of the overall film, from commenter BA_Harrison on IMDB:
This notorious sleaze classic packs so much depravity into its 96 minutes running time (uncut), that lovers of exploitation will have a field day. From the opening scene in which Ilsa’s sex slave is dragged back to the camp to be emasculated, to the ending in which the prisoners exact bloody retribution, sex and violence pervades every frame. The effective make-up FX by Joe Blasco are repugnant enough for hardened gore-hounds and fans of the female form will be delighted by the copious amounts of nudity (nearly every woman gets naked at some point in the film!). And lets not forget the scene in which Ilsa pees on the Nazi general…
Fantastic! Ilsa was a popular series at the time, she did four films. In all of them she played the same character, a dominatrix with poor acting ability and great tits:
- Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS: Tonight’s film.
- Harem Keeper of the Oil Shieks: You can actually watch this on ConTV. If I can find it free streaming with no sign in I will do this one at some point. Fairly relevant to our modern times.
- The Tigress of Siberia: Gee, wonder if everybody gets naked in Siberia?
- Ilsa, The Wicked Warden: Complete mystery as to what this is about.
To discuss: If the same concept were done today, would Ilsa, Bride if ISIS be a big seller? Am I behind the times, and Rule 34 has already happened for that?
Trivia! Our lead actress, Dyanne Thorne, was in Star Trek! She was billed as “The First Girl” in A Piece of the Action.
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! Next week, we celebrate Brochettaward, and show The Wicker Man. I was very tempted to do his other suggestion, Song of the South, but the copy is in archive only (See link). Would like to find a better version. I will save that for another time. I thank you all for your suggestions, and I will keep this running probably into December! Keep submitting movie ideas!
The first time I saw the Meatmen, Tesco Vee was wearing a shirt of this movie.
God, I remember my friends and I renting this from the video store back in high school.
Also, Harem Keeper is on Youtube. So, yeah.
“Would like to find a better version. I will save that for another time.”
Disney is very aggressive with copyrights.
It’s asking me to login.
Ignore it? It has not asked me to.
I got it to work. For some reason it has Spanish subs.
You get what you get with overseas streaming sites.
This is apparently based on my recurring jest about “Sydney Sweeney, She Wolf of the SS” and her role as the face (and bosom) of white supremacy.
I hope this works.
*hits play*
Wicker Man, the seventies version, is one of the more bizarre movies I have seen.
And that is saying something!
Speaking of which, I need to watch Midsommar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vnghdsjmd0
Have you seen The Big Cube? Unfortunately I can’t find it on the FAST platforms
The Big Combo, however, which is an interesting noirish movie, is on Pluto.
No, but you aren’t the first person who has mentioned that movie lately.
I’ll add those.
I like that version of the wicker man.
Mr Wicker Man (Edward Woodward) also did Callan (highly recommend), Breaker Morant, and The Equalizer.
I’m a moron. Is there a way to get rid of the subtitles?
I don’t think so. Probably hardcoded.
Agreed. Click too many buttons on that streaming site and you’ll get a call from Putin.
Ilka, She Wolf of the KGB would probably work.
We Interrupt this Broadcast for a special message from Whitesnake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNTRgkd4gB0&list=RDGNTRgkd4gB0&start_radio=1
At least Ringo retired with peace and love.
PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE!
That’s unfortunate but he’s right. It’s a shame the video didn’t at least give a nod to Tawny Kitaen.
Uhhh….
ok.ru doesnt have the featured presentation for me
I can still watch Hey Giorgy!
I don’t know what to say. Try to search for it. Also, if you have pop ups totally blocked it might not show up. I noticed it behaved like a floating window
“Keep submitting movie ideas!”
Okay, and hear me out – Dick Slashballs finds himself unemployed in a libertarian’s wet dream of a world and is about the sell his beloved Pontiac Firebird and take a job as a rodeo clown when he’s approach by an old rival with a job offer to overthrow an HOA. Dick will be played by an over-weight and disheveled Russell Crowe. Mercer will be played by that big chick that got fired from The Mandalorian for being a bigot. Directed by the guy that did Blue Ruin and we’ll have to give DB executive producing credit.
Replace Russell Crowe with Gary Busey and I’ll find you funding.
It’s a good call but Gary is 81, I’da gone with Nick Nolte but he’s 84, FFS, both are too old for the part.
I think Nicolas Cage is only 60?
Your elder bias has triggered me, and I will have to give your funding to the next angry teenager I see with poison frog hair.
WTF
Not really, he’s 52. He just looks 81.
He was born in 1944 when this German documentary was filmed.
He has a lookalike son, Jake Busey.
Ok. Why would 20-something bachelors get together to watch porn? I’ve heard of circle jerks. Uh. WhyTF is this a fantasy or actual practice? Porn isn’t hard to get anymore, which leads to me to:
DISCLAIMER: During a sleepover in early middle school, Mark was over at my place and I showed him http://www.openvaginas.com (or .net?), my go-to pr0n site. On our first computer, Windows 3.1 after 95 had come out. We didn’t do anything together, not even unclothed. it was just the only time access to tits we had. The com room was adjacent to parents’ and we kinda got ‘caught’ once. Suspicious activity sensed, knocking terrified us into turning the monitor off, but no door-opening.
Like being comfortable taking a shit in public = when not street-grade fentanyl’d – sharing male nudity w/o the desire to take it further is baffling.
Addendum: If the act is a coy attempt to see if others get the hint and would, in fact, go further along the male extravaganza, I at least get the sophomoric and semi-plausible /deniable excuse of saying it was a joke. But I’ve not had such an experience, nor an inkling to try. Predictably dumb, males.
OTOH, mass female masturbation is the best Catholic school service. Daily, and frequent.
Ummm.
Brah….
…yes?
“Illuminate me, my Lord… ” <– Tagline for my flick from The Ecumenical Tails 'bout the wacky (but fun!) Pope, surrounded by nuns of the finest order. Think ('Lissome and glisten,' not 'Tres and pray.')
I crashed at a friend of a friend’s house after a night of drinking once and a different friend of my friend threw some porn into the VCR and went at it while I was trying to fall asleep on the sofa.
I was thoroughly disgusted. That is a deeply private activity IMHO.
Gay dudes aren’t into other gay dudes jerking off?
Some of us have standards.
Do you assume he wanted you to join in? I can imagine a drunk asshole ‘straight’ dude ‘assuming’ (hoping) the gay dude would natch(!) immediately be down to play.
Or he thought you were asleep, or most probable and overlapping, didn’t give a shit, regardless. (To be fair, it was *his* place. *big-time cringy shrug*
A similar thing happened to me. I think the dude assumed I was asleep though, and there was no porn.
@Evan
All gays.
No, I might as well have not been there.
I am admittedly more prudish than most of my tribe so whatever. But I was not into him at all so there was no chance of anything “happening” anyway.
I had a similar thing happen to me. Except substitute “masterbate” for “fucked a fat girl who tagged along back to my brothers” with the rest of us. I told him the next morning and he said I “misheard” things.
Sounds like deployment.
@TOG That sounds borderline frightening.
Nah, he was a nebbish who hung around our student house. I waited for him to be done and fall asleep. Helped that it was a very large room.
TOG knows Louis CK ?
You definitely want to clear all your cookies and site data after the movie is over.
Thanks for the tip.
(That’s what she said)
Wouldn’t burning your computer and internet connection be a good idea?
“Dog accidentally shoots owner in freak accident as he cleaned gun: ‘The perfect storm’
Growl play is not suspected” ~NYPost
Ya only get one chance to write a ‘Dog shoots man’ story. Still, solid effort on their part.
“Canada man hijacks city bus but miraculously makes every stop –while forcing riders to pay fare: ‘Playing by the rules’”
I strongly approve ersatz driver’s commitment.
“Ya only get one chance to write a ‘Dog shoots man’ story.”
As it turns out, that is not true. It happens a lot more than you would think. It nearly happened to me. Dogs just crashbangbumblefuck their way around happily wagging their tail and stepping on whatever. If that happens to be a gun someone left laying around, so what? We saw this story twice in the last year or two. One was in Florida and I forget where the other was.
I laid my A-5 on a sleeping bag once and just as I was wandering off to get firewood my Labrador stepped on the shotgun and set if off. Thank god it was pointed about 30 degrees away from where I was walking.
Well alrighty then. Not as funny as The Bad Seed, but probably no worse than the first half of the Jets game.
I am pleased.
Reading a positive review for the new Running Man, directed by Edgar Wright. I’d forgotten he also did Scott Pilgrim. I watched that on a lark.. and really liked it. As long as you enjoyed the silliness of the world portrayed, it was a really fucking fun watch, pure popcorn fun, done really well. I believe I recall that being an unpopular opinion ’round here.
I’ve only seen it once, but I remember being surprised at it, not expecting much, but knowing Wright’s done other good work.
Scott Pilgram was fun.
Hard disagree. It is on the short list of movies I’ve chucked.
3-d:
From the other night. Saw aurora Australis in southern Tasmania.
Never heard of it.
Wikipedia says Beck is in it.
Hard, hard pass.
That’s super cool Raven. Are they more uncommon than the northern lights?
Not sure TBH.
But, where we were was about 43 degrees and there’s not much land south of there before you get to Antarctica.
In comparison, 43 degrees north is Toronto.
I’m at 46 degrees.
Seeing them at 43 is pretty impressive.
It always blew my mind that a city in central Germany with a pretty mild climate that I lived in is at roughly the same latitude as a point well to the north of Montreal.
True, Scott Pilgrim is good.
I think similar frequency to the northern lights, just smaller viewing audience.
Is this the movie “they” are saying that J.D. and Erika watched in their lovenest?
I doubt they did. Not a common film.
“And lets not forget the scene in which Ilsa pees on the Nazi general…”
I guess they couldn’t show that?
Could have been removed. I did a scan through and it looked complete. It is definitely a second-hand version.
It looks like a website where members upload movies.
Great acting but droopy tits with big pepperoni areolas: better film?
Chiseled into the golden disc that’s humanity’s last message to the cosmos.
On the backside of the plaque adjoining the disc is a short inscription explaining the ancientest of memes. All it says is: We apologize for the inconvenience.
Finally.
I’ve been waiting all day for this.
Back in rainy PDX. Limited bums hanging out down town tonight, somewhat due to the rain. No sign of open rebellion, warfare, or large scale burning.
https://youtu.be/V5fuP3teihg
https://youtu.be/_s2FHQnnvLE
Friday morning’s are chill; most people still got their regular shit to do. During lunch, folk frequently remember they’ve forgotten something for their evening plans. Chill day is good day. I’m prepared to again be mesmerized by how quickly time disappears in the aisles.
Youngest nephew, 5, is staying the night tonight, which is very exciting. Out to dinner and then something with him this afternoon. This shitty schedule does have many perks.
Be well and prosper.
Happy national pickle day, Glibs!
😋🥒🍁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlMBs_HUcxQ
🎶🎶
🍂
Good morning, Sean, EfE, U, and Ted’S.!
How goes?
So far so good! Having to reach over a stubborn cat on my lap to type. How are you?
I made it to the office.
That’s about the sum total of positive developments so far today.
I hope it gets better. 🙂
I already want to go back to bed.
Since that takes a lot of effort from the office, I’ll just slouch here in my chair.
Good morning!
Shpip uses the self-checkout
I had seen this a million years ago. I forgot just how bad it is.
I tried but had to tap out.
Gary Busey is 81.
You know what makes you feel very old? Finding out that the actors you watched in ‘coming of age’ movies are in their 80’s. How did that happen?
And his son stole Will Smith’s mixer and mouthed off to his drill thirty years ago.
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
GM 🙂
Good morning everyone!
Speaking of getting old
“Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale, 74, announced Thursday that he is hanging up his “platform shoes and skin-tight jeans” following his legendary 50-plus year Hall of Fame career.”
https://nypost.com/2025/11/14/entertainment/whitesnake-frontman-david-coverdale-announces-retirement-from-music/
I would have retired long before that.
He’s just going down the only road he’s ever known.
Good morning Glibbernam!
Polite applause
“K-pop star HyunA collapses mid-performance, sparking concern over recent weight loss”
https://nypost.com/2025/11/14/entertainment/k-pop-star-hyuna-collapses-mid-performance-sparking-concern-over-recent-weight-loss/
Sad.
So not a laughing Hyuna….
weight loss
How could anyone tell?