“We will birth the Übermensch,” Laura whispered, toying with Ian’s deflated penis, the last watery semen drops mingling with her own erotic excretions.
“I hope he has your bone structure,” Ian whispered back. “I love how I can see your skull.”
“I should post about this on X,” she said, sitting up, excited. “The world must know of the god that quickens in my smooth womb.”
“I even love your bipolar disorder,” Ian said, his chubby hand resting on her lower stomach.
“It’s not a disorder,” she said, “it’s a superpower. Donald’s hat said so.”
Ian just smiled. She said stuff like that all the time, but love finds a way to forgive these things. Laura had her issues, but crazy in the head is crazy in the bed. Ian felt himself begin to slightly stiffen, blood rushing to his penis.
“Donald’s hat is very wise,” Laura said after a few moments, “but I can’t post about him on X. I have the most interesting story of my career since I left the mental hospital and I can’t write about it.”
Ian’s hand strayed to her rock-hard breast. It was like squeezing an implant because it was an implant.
“Did you take your Lamictal this morning?” Ian murmured.
“No, I stopped taking it. I need my upswings. I love mania, and I need it, I have to have it.”
“OK.”
“It feels so great,” she said. “It feels like I’ve eaten the heart of a god.”
She got out of bed suddenly, the cheap unbaffled waterbed of the mouldering motel sloshing Ian, nearly throwing him to the floor. “Where’s my phone? What if the President has texted me? What if he needs me?”
“I guess I should get on X,” Ian said. “I have a special report about Trantifa I need to post. By the many arms of Vishnu, I hate them.”
Laura narrowed her eyes, the light from her phone making her face ghastly. “Vishnu?,” she said, disgusted. “Have I been impregnated by a Hindu? A shitskin Hindu.”
“No, no!” he said. “It was just an expression!”
But as he cowered, Laura scooped his belt off the sticky carpet and began to whip him with it.
I am possibly the only human that preferred full-motion waterbeds.
The magic 8 ball says . . . . . yes.
I also love sleeping on small sailboats. I assume I didn’t get rocked in the cradle enough as an infant.
NA, one of my bucket list items is sleeping in the sail of a boat on a long ocean tack.
A friend of mine in high school had a waterbed in the single size that also extremely overfilled. I slept on it one night when I was housesitting and it was like trying to sleep on a giant, blood-bloated tick.
Nope, I like them too
“DAMMIT!” *Adahn throws Individual Recognition Award into the spittoon.
“One, I’m not pregnant. And 2, my boobs aren’t that big.”
— Laura Loomer
LOL
Can you strategericly take meds on the downswing to interrupt the depressive cycle? That would seem to be a bitchin life hack.
I believe the issue is timing the meds, and the fact that the manic cycle isn’t all fun and games either.
My wife and I were guardians of a young teen who was eventually diagnosed as bipolar. One day, I found her under her bed, curled up as close to the wall as she could get.
We got her on Lithium (way back in the day). She had to be hospitalized until the correct dosing was established. You cannot start and stop at a whim. I don’t know how the more modern medicines work.
And, people suffering from bipolar disorder frequently fall off the wagon. They lose all the good times with the bad times, and they can’t live with that.
I think most of those meds take a while to ramp up, and yes, the people I know who are bipolar do stupid, risky things when they’re manic.
My middle kid has bipolar disorder. She took herself off meds because it made her feel “numb”. Which to the rest of us is “normal”. Now she self-medicates with pot, which is not ideal, but she is living with her boyfriend and she has a job, so she is a functioning adult.
I can assure you, the ‘numb’ you get from bipolar meds is not anything like ‘normal’. Anhedonia is not fun at all.
While I realize that most people with BPD are much better on their meds than off them, I also can’t really blame them for not wanting to take them.
@TOK: Re psych meds and my reaction to ’em: I had the same with SSRIs. I don’t have bipolar, but slight spectrum shit, heavy anxiety and now that brain damage asterisk, those pills made me feel *terrible.* The numbness was real, but I described it as feeling “dead.” Every emotion was cut off. So the depression I suppose went away a bit, but only cuz I couldn’t feel anything, not happiness or contentment, nor frustration or concern.
Just an empty sack of a human, really. I told people about it, and came to the conclusion that I’d rather feel like shit and feel *something* rather than be an empty husk of a person.
It was quite powerful numbing, en-deadening. Do not recommend, but others have different, better experiences. We ain’t the same. (But yuck. Fuck that shit.)
SSRIs are terrible.
The depressive side may not be fun, but it’s the manic side that ends up screwing your life up. A company I worked for hired a bipolar woman as a bookkeeper and had to fire her when during a manic episode she called up a business we were partnering with for an event, cursed them out, cancelled the event (with no authority to do any of this, she literally was hired to do bookkeeping and data entry), and then posted an ad in numerous places to hire a CPA, because she felt we needed one. She had earlier puled her kids out of school to homeschool them, which meant bringing them to the office and then ignoring them all day.
Well…that’s certainly…something.
I think the motel would have a coin-operated vibrating bed, not a waterbed.
Willing suspension of disbelief, Ted’s. That is nothing compared to a talking cap and wig.
The waterbed is just a setup for physical comedy, and also implies the motel is a seedy by-the-hour establishment. And the implied horror of the exact nature of the fluid inside the bed. And the waterbed being a Heinlein invention, and all.
Contemplate the last time the water was treated or changed in the bed. There’s an entire ecosystem of filth in there, with strange animals and exotic water plants.
Truly, the Mathmos.
Pictured.
I can see that waterbeds (on the ground floor) would be much easier to sanitize between guests, as well as cheaper. Damage caused by wearing spurs would also be easier to fix.
LMAO at “sanitize between guests.”
Almost as bad as contemplating “watery semen drops mingling with her own erotic excretions”
Tonio: It’s never too late. A different stripper friend than in the implant anecdote got herself involved with crewing Tall Ships after she turned 40. Maybe close to 40, definitely after 35, I forget exactly when it happened.
Honestly, jesse.in.mb’s stories about taking a blacklight to hotels would horrify you. Like a room-sized Jackson Pollack of jizz, blood, spit, piss, and vagina slime.
Always take the comforter off. Always. Maybe even put in the closet.
SugarFree, you could make a mint stealing comforters from hotels setting them up with black lights in art installations around the country. $200,000 each. Give it a progressive title like “The Decadence of Humanity” and start rolling in the dough.
Most modern hotels combine the sheet, blanket, and comforter into one piece. It’s so disturbing
Mad Scientist, I shall call myself “Jizzson Polack.”
Like sands through the hour glass, so is the jizz on our wives.
Oooohhhh. New characters, one of whom is among the select few who can hear the Hat.
The mystery of who can hear the Hat and the Hair deepens.
I swear, we should get an intern to compile the Sugarverse concordance.
There has been a few. Mostly the ones mad enough to share a folie à deux with Donald.
Can either the Hat or the Hair communicate with any progressives? It seems like many of them would be psychologically broken enough…
They can, but don’t care to. They have standards.
Laura Looming looks like an aging porn star, more filler than killer.
How is it that Candace Owens hasn’t leveled the trans accusation at Loomer?
[cue Austin Powers]
Because, crazy as CandyO is, she is better looking, more natural and not surgeon created.
Still, nutty as a fruitcake.
In case you are wondering what to get SF for Christmas:
“Get your copy of “LOOMERED” signed by Laura Loomer, The Most Banned Woman In The World!
An investigative journalist, activist, and truth-teller who has earned many powerful enemies in Silicon Valley and the media, Laura Loomer has been banned from Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Uber, Lyft, Uber Eats, PayPal, Venmo, GoFundMe, Periscope, Medium, and TeeSpring and many other sites… so far.”
It was like squeezing an implant because it was an implant.
Sometimes the most tautological of phrases can be the most subtle and sublime.
inorite
“Like a cantaloupe in a leather handbag.”
A happy ending was not expected.
Ian Miles Cheong
Who?!?
If you avoid the word sewer of rightoid Twitter, he’s not someone you would have run across. Antifa once hit him in the head with a milkshake with concrete in it, so he carries a real grudge. (Yes, this really happened.)
I thought the Concrete Milkshake was Andy Ngo.
Not a concrete with concrete in it?
Antifa hates them some Southeast Asians.
Oh, you’re right. I get them mixed up.
Andy is the skinny gay one. IMC is the chubby scraggly-bearded one. Tim Pool is the scraggly-bearded one in a toque.
Apparently I’m not anywhere near as terminally online as I might’ve imagined.
Andy Ngo is also the one who mostly covers the Antifa beat.
Ian Miles Cheong’s schtick is more posting videos of black people fighting in WalMart, captioned with some variation of, “We don’t have to live like this…”
I believe IMC was an early warrior in the GamerGate horrors.
I’m ashamed that I have heard of him in some vaguely right-ish relation.
lol How to win friends and influence people online
He fought on both sides during the Gamergate wars.
Like this but not as entertaining?
There was some serious entertainment to be had during Gamergate.
I still don’t know WTF that was about.
And no, don’t try to explain – it just goes in one ear and out the other
rhywun:
GamerGate for normies:
Progressive game review writer wrote a glowing review of a mediocre progressive game released by their significant other without disclosing the relationship. Many things came out about shitty writers, shitty games, shitty politics, and shitty angry gamers.
The review was the spark, the dynamite was all (as in all) the gamer-oriented forums/websites/etc banning anyone/everyone who wanted to talk about it.
The lake of gasoline was the amount of people in these supposedly gaming-oriented organizations who hated games and gamers.
Ugh. Can you imagine? Being a journalist and being associated with those basement-dwelling dweebs?
“he dynamite was all (as in all) the gamer-oriented forums/websites/etc banning anyone/everyone who wanted to talk about it.”
And thus showing just how deeply embedded the left was in what were formerly neutral spaces. See also: every knitting, gardening, cooking website known to man.
I sometimes post on a board focused on the local college sports teams. The amount of leftist policing by other posters is astounding.
Am fervently glad I have always avoided all of that like the plague.
See that on my local reddit on the rare occasions I check it out. Someone starts a topic asking about say, the new crack-house across the street, and five minutes later a white knight is there to declare how compassionate it is to give the drug dealers “housing first”. Repeat with any issue where someone dares to question the pieties.
Contemplate the last time the water was treated or changed in the bed. There’s an entire ecosystem of filth in there, with strange animals and exotic water plants.
It creates its own viscosity and baffles.
I think of it as a self contained environment with its own ecosystem, flora and fauna.
A possible solution for future trips to far away planets. Plus the water is a good radiation barrier.
Biosphere… Starring Pauly Shore and one of the Baldwin Brothers.
It’s like developing floaters in the vitreous humor. They show up out of nowhere, and flit in and out of existence, always at the edge of perception
Who?!?
Sometimes I feel like one of those people in the old days who would stick their nose in the air and haughtily declare, “I don’t even own a teevee.”
I have only a vague peripheral awareness of the entire subspecies of “political activists and commentators”.
Donald’s hat said so.
Whoa
It’s not a disorder,” she said
How I hear Laura’s voice here: It was not a nut house!
her rock-hard breast
A friend once introduced me to his girlfriend. She hugged me, and it felt just like she was smuggling volleyballs under her shirt.
In college my figure drawing teacher was a short little old lady who cursed like a sailor. She refused to use models with implants, because one of them looked like she “had oranges strapped to her chest”.
A terrible Halloween was a girl with fresh implants trying to get everyone to feel them. I politely declined and still felt the need to go wash my hands.
A stripper friend of mine caught breast cancer and had me cop a feel post-mastectomy/implanting. They were actually pretty nice though abnormally warm.
Radioactive saline
How else are they supposed to glow in the dark, db? Got an answer for that, smart guy?
That Asian Cyborg chick uses LEDs.
Luciferin-producing bacterial colony.
But you have to nourish it occasionally.
Luciferin and Luciferase.
“I’ve got a rave in my boobs and everyone’s invited!”
Naomi Wu.
@db – I was going to go with engineered glands to produce it directly.
exogenous production by a colony of living organisms contained within the body is more on point with this topic
plus, “nourish”
you must nourish
Nourish us, they whispered in the faint and dimming light
SugarFree:
Untz… Untz… Untz…
You can probably guess where the bluetooth speaker was installed.
Much more convenient than having to sit on a subwoofer.
It’s all about that bass, no treble
Seconded. In my experience they also like to tell me how much they cost their ex-husband. One woman told me that it cost her second ex-husband thirty thousand dollars for her upgrade. Then asked if I wanted to feel. I said no thanks and ran away. I know a SA accusation when I see one.
American dollars? Hope she got more than just boobs for that.
Meh. Didn’t matter. Wasn’t her money.
Saline jobs look and . feel natural
FYI –
Lamictal (lamotrigine) – AU TGA pregnancy category D: Drugs which have caused, are suspected to have caused or may be expected to cause, an increased incidence of human fetal malformations or irreversible damage.
The Ubermensch will have flippers, as foretold in Revelations!
Younger me dated some CRAZY chicks, this was not always the case.
Zwak-
Honda Gold Wing motor swap guy is now putting one in a 914. Should be interesting.
I heard an uncorked Valkyrie at a biker rally in the early 2000’s and it was impressive. The only bike that sounds better to me is a V4 with similar pipes.
https://youtu.be/szcW-FlCQio?si=ynFa5PzuRuTYV7J7&t=727
I saw that. And my first thought after watching his but video was that this would be perfect in a 914.
Well, outside of it being a Honda product.
I hear Laura’s voice here: It was not a nut house!
What the hell was that?
Also, Ted’s- watched a Bette Davis classic the other night: Another Man’s Poison.
That’s Patty Duke and Susan Hayward getting into a cat fight in Valley of the Dolls.
Also from the movie:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CldO35qARF0
VOTD is great! (I haven’t read the novel.) “Sparkle, Neely, sparkle!”
Judy Garland’s tree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_qo9m7ezro
Yes, but Judy Garland doesn’t have that ridiculous mobile behind her.
Excerpt
Bobarian: heehee! I hadn’t seen that in ages.
Dips in… oh, dear God.
Goddamnit. Chongus is going to sue us.
If Greta hasn’t sued us yet…
TEN
THOUSAND
DOLLARS
That Valkyrie sounds pretty impressive with the zoomies on it.
Patty Duke and Susan Hayward
I guess I’ve never seen Valley of the Dolls. I didn’t even recognize Patty Duke.
Patty Duke: Brilliant Madness: Living with Manic Depressive Illness
https://www.amazon.com/Brilliant-Madness-Living-Depressive-Illness/dp/0553560727
An amazing book on bipolar illness.
Fun Fact: The sequel, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was written by Roger Ebert.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_the_Valley_of_the_Dolls
I knew that 🙂
Hated it. Two thumbs down.
Kinnath, I can have you banned, you know.
Or cat-butted.
Sorry. I was a Roger Ebert fan.
OK, now the banhammer is justified.
It wouldn’t be a holiday without a heaping helping of concern trollz
A major highlight of Thanksgiving is the menu, but the big meal can come with a lot of wasted food. Experts say a pinch of extra planning can ensure more gets eaten.
Roughly 320 million pounds of food will be wasted at Thanksgiving this year, according to ReFED, a nonprofit that tracks food waste. ReFED says that’s largely because people prepare more food than is needed for the meal and then don’t finish the leftovers.
“That is essentially like five meals each for all of the food insecure people in the U.S.,” said Yvette Cabrera, food waste director at Natural Resources Defense Council.
It’s also a problem because most of that waste ends up in landfills, where it releases the potent planet-warming gas methane, according to the Environmental Protection Agency. But a lot of those emissions are avoidable.
This is why you need to invite those red diaper baby college kids. So they can educate you.
Hear me out. Reduce the food you buy, then put the money you save toward a new gun or some ammo. Then post a picture in the comments for that article.
“It’s also a problem because most of that waste ends up in landfills, where it releases the potent planet-warming gas methane, according to the Environmental Protection Agency.”
We need to get that food into the food-insecure people, so they can release the methane.
I guess Donald hasn’t gotten around to taking out the trash at the Environmental Protection Agency yet.🫤
I was thinking the same. Hey guys, there’s a nail sticking up over there.
Talking points blitz
New York is one of a handful of cities looking to address the problem of solid waste rotting away in landfills through a municipal composting program.
Its city council last year mandated residents begin separating their food and lawn waste from inorganic trash — a historic move by the nation’s most populous city.
“That’s groundbreaking. I think we have a lot of potential over time to continue growing,” McDonnell said.
While participation has not yet reached 10%, the city has said it would begin issuing fines for noncompliance in an effort to boost resident engagement.
They’re saving the world. Get on board or get run over.
Instead of having stuff rot… let’s compost it!
It really does make things easier for the rats.
Hear me out – This program will concentrate rats into a small area, those Government run grocery stores are going to need a source of meat…
Tastes like chicken.
Those free buses and free day-care aren’t going to pay for themselves. Separate your trash for the children!
Doesn’t composting release methane?
“Trantifa.” Damn, that’s GOLD, SF. No sarcasm, legit chuckle, and I’ll be stealing that without attribution, so there. Trannies steal genders they didn’t earn, so all in theme.
Made-up guess: Of trans or ‘people suffering from gender-dysphoria,” I’d say 5% MAX actually have the type of crazy that makes them believe there in the wrong body. Phantom limbs are a ‘real’ phenomena, so having a phantom cock, or wrongly implanted ding-dong could be a ‘real’ thing. The type of crazy that makes people fake this shit to get attention is far, far more prevalent, and the phantom cock-crazy grew and swelled as long as it was being rewarded.
I hope the world’s strongest woman shit was a another toe in the door, helping folk realize that what they’ve been seeing, and how they’ve been repeatedly lied to about it, and how it needs to be purged from the… Caligulagraphic cancer in our society.
To be clear, that is not a neologism of mine. You see it quite often on Twix referring to gender goblins trying to hit people with bike locks.
Gender goblins tee hee hee. *yoink
2 national guard shot in DC.
https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1993770270830760099
I didn’t know they issued the M17 to the Guard yet…
Ba-dum tiss!
Boooo
The People’ Glorious Uprising Against the Fascist Racists has begun?
(not to be confused with those counter-revolutionaries pushing for The People’s Glorious Uprising Against the Racist Fascists).
Dem hacks across DC just creamed their pants.
An isolated incident, by a person with no connection at all to Democrats or the left. But Trump is going to act like a dictator just like we said he would!
/End MSNBC Audition
Now can we nuke DC from orbit?
I know that Pie is not a vampire. Songs never lie.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1g3iZPna9Q