As I write this FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump invaded another country, arrested their Dictator President. News reports (LOL) say he might invade Greenland. So this episode seems apropos. However, If we have invaded Greenland by the point this posts I want to be heralded as a prophet.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 84
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“Manifest decimy”
I like that.
You’re already a poet, CPRM, profiteering should come easy.
Uvalde shooting verdict in
A jury has acquitted former Uvalde, Texas, school police officer Adrian Gonzales for his response to the Robb Elementary shooting in May 2022.
After one hour of deliberations, the jury returned a not guilty verdict on all 29 counts of child endangerment.
Gonzales was among the first officers to respond to the mass shooting, in which 19 students and two teachers were killed. It took 77 minutes before law enforcement mounted a counterassault to end the rampage.
That response time is fucking disgraceful. Every one of those cops should never be allowed to work in law enforcement again in any capacity beyond 911 operator.
But I don’t think they deserve jail.
I’d settle for the scaffold
How many cops and wives of cops and fire guys were on the jury?
“It took 77 minutes before law enforcement mounted a counterassault to end the rampage…”
Now do firemen
“Hey, yeah, we were on our break when the call came in…”
“We dispatched to 150 non fire calls this year to make our numbers look better so we have a larger budget for next year”
I don’t know the elements of that law but JFC. What does it take for those cops to face some consequences?
They will all go home and sleep safely in their warm and dry taxpayer funded bed.
They will only face consequences after their death.
They will face the same consequences as the fire chief in LA.
The fucking jury deliberated less time than the cops waited for the rampage to end. 🤡
Apparently Trump has forged a deal regarding Greenland:
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2026/01/21/president-donald-trump-holds-a-bilateral-discussion-with-nato-general-secretary-mark-rutte-outcome-a-greenland-deal/
We get the ice
They get to keep the welfare recipients?
It becomes a special resource territory. Responsibility for the Greenlanders gets switched to the Dutch because of a typo in the agreement, the Us gets rights to build military facilities and resource extraction industries in any of the place not currently occupied by humans.
Without details, it’s still just more hot air.
This ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Accidentally, or in 2.0 I think it’s more purposeful, Greenland ‘worked.’ The Danes and EU said they’d’ have ‘given Trump what he wanted “If he asked nicely”,’ and NATO was forced to kinda act like it gave a shit. Leads perfectly into “Oh, so NOW you care about defending yourself?!” in a push to actually have Euro nations changing defense policies, strategies.
I don’t think the EU will suddenly actually make meaningful changes, I fear, but their responses are on the record now, as it were. One of Trump’s best features is he really does give previously-silent masses the balls to ACTUALLY say what they think. AfD is a big example. Coverage over the dagger-wielding kid from England.
Embarrassment is an underrated social feature, and their instinctual, outraged responses to Trump does reveal colors. People do notice, but likely too late for Euro to change, sans collapse. Hopefully, Ukraine and Greenland kinda make people realize Team America shouldn’t be a walk-thru. (This boy can dream.)
This has been covered, but I admit most of my Serious relationships have been with Indian /Arab colors. Usha Vance is damn, damn fine. I hope their fourth has a lovely childood.
Also pokey: Kinda sets up Vance to be a Team Red JFK, in the kids-in- -the-WH sense. That must burn. Teehee!
I prefer a pretty pallor.
Pretty pallor.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwFE9tkq4KM
Philippines 2.0
https://youtu.be/h1ZFzs7hL5g
Not much mention that the US already has Thule
or whatever the fuck it’s called now.
Looks like they renamed it some jibberish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituffik_Space_Base
I’m loving day two of late nite, NHL doubleheaders. First game was great and this one is 1-1 after the 1st period. Fantastic Distraction Dust. Kinda needed as my bowel-door’s still a-swinging. I’m usually ~135lb but was down to 123 earlier, but this pineapple is the first real food I’ve eaten, so +1 on that. Well timed, as I already had a Dr’s appt set up for tomorrow. Gettin’ a physical and will cover the last 24hrs of gastro-uncertainty.
Also well timed, tho general malaise distracted me, but I’ve got my weed right here and I haven’t vaped any of it today. That’s strange of me. Correcting this, now. (Game still tied.)
A real good take on Trump’s speech at Davos,
https://x.com/i/status/2014026997651968086
A Gavin killer, what a petty joke of a man,
https://x.com/i/status/2014128768797843480
But by doing so he’s now a hero to the TDS crowd
Doing away with the character limit was a bad move.
Glad Elon bought my Twitter stock.
The ability to write articles is pay to play, but rest is fun if you have blue check.
Good updated news as well as SF jumping in now and again
I got perma banned last spring so no can only see the occasional bit posted here with a link.
I think it’s the Europeans who played Trump. He’ll get permission to station more troops there and build more bases and once again, the rest of NATO will offload the cost onto the indispensable and very stupid part of the alliance.
NATO is dumb and we should have left it in 1991. We’d have saved hundreds of billions in addition to not being in a proxy war with Russia we are destined to lose.
But if we get access to Greenland then we have Canada surrounded think about it.
Think of all the Iniut princesses,
The poutine, bacon and syrup.
There takeover will be glorious, if a bit sticky from the syrup
Just because Greenland is a territory in Risk doesn’t mean it’s strategically vital.
Huh, Venezuela is also a territory in Risk. That’s an amusing coincidence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_(game)#Territories
So is Ukraine. Good lord, has our entire foreign policy been hijacked by Risk fanatics?
“You think Ukraine is joke?! Ukraine smash!”
Risk? Oh yeah, we should do an online glibs game, that would be, interesting
That would be fun bobbo
Trump negotiates with NATO, a dramatic reenactment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9DCAFUerzs
Think how hard they must be laughing:
“We send barely a platoon to Greenland and it gets the stupid yankees to fork over even *more* money!”
kay·fabe
[ˈkāˌfāb]
US ENGLISH
informal
(in professional wrestling) the fact or convention of presenting staged performances as genuine or authentic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc
It’s all fake.