Barron Trump ‘saved woman’s life’ by calling 999 as his friend was ‘being attacked’ during FaceTime call, court hears

Donald Trump’s youngest son saved the life of a woman in London by phoning the police when he witnessed her being beaten up over a video call, a court heard.

Barron Trump spoke directly with a 999 operator when he heard what he thought was Russian national Matvei Rumiantsev repeatedly punching his friend in a flat.

Rumiantsev, 22, was jealous of the American’s relationship with the woman and flew into a rage when he tried to phone her earlier that evening, prosecutors said.

He then answered a video call from the President’s son on the woman’s phone, showed Barron her face then grabbed her hair and pushed her to the floor, shouting ‘you are not worth anything,’ Snaresbrook Crown Court, in north-east London, was told.

During the alleged attack, Rumiantsev called the woman a ‘slut’ and a ‘whore’ and kicked her in the stomach when she was on the floor next to the fridge, jurors heard.

Barron, 19, spent some time working out how to reach the emergency service in Britain before telling a call handler: ‘I just got a call from a girl, you know. She’s getting beaten up.’

Jurors were played a recording of the conversation, in which he gave the woman’s address, then added: ‘It’s really an emergency, please. I got a call from her with a guy beating her up.’

Barron is the hero the world needs right now.



How, how, how, did I miss this one?

First-cousin marriage has ‘benefits’, says NHS despite birth defect risk

The article published last week by the NHS England’s Genomics Education Programme says first-cousin marriage is linked to “stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages”.

Watching Britain speed run itself into a Caliphate has been hilarious.


If you haven’t seen the latest entry in the systematic enshittification of the Star Trek brand, Disparu has funny (if long) breakdown of the first episode of <em>Starfleet Academy</em>:


This is a lesbian couple on the show. You won’t hear me say this very often, but she could do better than Tig Notaro.

Also, do you think the blue one has those spikes coming out of her labia? Does it look like a Sarlacc Pit? Is Boba Fett in there?

(Yes, I crossed franchises… what are you going to do about it, tough guy?)



Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion

The two senior government officials said military planners are modelling a U.S. invasion from the south, expecting American forces to overcome Canada’s strategic positions on land and at sea within a week and possibly as quickly as two days.