Friday Morning Links

by | Jan 9, 2026 | Daily Links | 298 comments

That was a hell of a fun game last night. I’m disappointed that we weren’t in it, but that’s the way it goes. Let’s see if the game tonight is as much fun. Was nobody checking on the progress until a couple days ago? Comical. Liverpool and Arsenal drew. I got nothing else for sports so it’s time to move on.

OK, sue us then. Or better yet, kick us out. I don’t give a shit. The children of wealthy Europeans can find another source of funding for their rape adventures around the world.

This is getting pretty spicy. I’m genuinely optimistic that those barbarians will be thrown out this time.

This will be an interesting case. I guess we’ll finally see if the court thinks the second half of Article I Section 4 Clause 1 carries any weight.

I hope he runs again. Perhaps he will split the psycho and retard votes.

“Experts reveal what could have gone wrong,” lol. I’ve got an idea: why not just ask NASA what went wrong.

What’s an Aleppo? Ah, this brings back memories.

Don’t these people have jobs? Also, this would be a great opportunity for ICE to run a large-scale operation.

They’re falling like dominoes. First Ford and now GM. It’s almost as if this was never really a good idea but was kowtowing to idiotic government dictates than the people never wanted.

These leftists sure know how to pick their “victims.” It’s almost as if they don’t care if these people are sympathetic or not or if they did something bad or not before they run out to call them victims.

Damn, dude. Try being more discrete if you’re gonna be a piece of shit.

Here’s a kick ass band. And they deserve more love. Well, I’ll give it to them. Enjoy them.

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends.

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298 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    That was a hell of a fun game last night. – the refs robbed whichever team lost.

  2. Common Tater

    “The top United Nations official on Thursday said the United States has a “legal obligation” to keep paying its dues that fund U.N. agencies after the White House announced that it is withdrawing support from more than 30 initiatives operated by the world body. ”

    Based on what?

    • Nephilium

      Look, they said it, why are you doubting them?

    • AlexinCT

      US out of UN and the UN out of the US!

    • sloopyinca

      Based on the perpetual bell cow clause of international law that says the US must always fund everything for everybody until the end of fucking time.

      • KSuellington

        I’m more interested in the cow bell clause.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        All I know is that we need more of it.

    • (((Jarflax

      Based on the well known legal principle of “you have more than me, give me some”

      • PieInTheSky

        Can I have one million dollars?

      • sloopyinca

        You’re European. You’re not supposed to ask an American for money. You’re supposed to demand it as if it’s some kind of birthright.

      • Nephilium

        PieInTheSky:

        You’ll have to move to Ohio.

      • (((Jarflax

        Yes, but they are Zimbabwean dollars, just send me the postage and your address and I will get that out to you.

      • (((Jarflax

        Actually it looks like I can buy a billion Zimbabwean dollar note cheaper than the million so you’ll have to settle for that.

      • UnCivilServant

        Is it still cheaper than the postage?

      • (((Jarflax

        Looks like a few cents more assuming I would mail it as a letter, which I would, but Pie is a good guy and I’d happily spring for the $2!

    • J. Frank Parnell

      International Law!!!

  3. PieInTheSky

    Was nobody checking on the progress until a couple days ago? – hockey is not a real sport. Nothing Canadia is good at is.

  4. Ted S.

    Try being more discrete if you’re gonna be a piece of shit.

    Discrete shit is better than diffuse shit.

  5. UnCivilServant

    This is getting pretty spicy. I’m genuinely optimistic that those barbarians will be thrown out this time.

    I keep hoping to hear one of a couple of headlines – Best would be hearing the Ayatollah was torn apart by the mob. Second best would be his escape plane crashing. Third would be him just bugging out.

    • AlexinCT

      Nobody deserves hell on earth before they permanently check into real hell than these fucking evil worshippers & agents of death.

      • Threedoor

        I would like to join your Final Crusade.

  6. PieInTheSky

    I hope he runs again. Perhaps he will split the psycho and retard votes. – that is 95% of the votes.

    • rhywun

      he’s “proud” of the Twin Cities’ protesters who “stood up for what is supposed to be America and freedom”

      I wonder how many illegal alien criminals he is sheltering in his home. It’s what America stands for, after all.

      • sloopyinca

        Somebody needs to ask these people if we’re a nation of laws or are we to be ruled by men who arbitrarily enforce them to consolidate power.

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t think I’d like the answer to that question.

    • EvilSheldon

      Old and busted – ‘evil’ and ‘stupid’ parties.

      New hotness – ‘psycho’ and ‘retard’ parties.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Don’t these people have jobs? – why have a job when evil capitalist daddy gives you moneys

    • rhywun

      NYC is a tinderbox waiting to explode.

      Nowhere else in the US are there so many Jews and Muslims living cheek-by-jowl. I am actually quite surprised there haven’t been pogroms already with so much radicalization going on in the last couple years.

      • Nephilium

        There’s a healthy mix of Jewish people, Muslims, and black people here who all have beef with each other. Thankfully it generally stays at the high school football level taunting level. The area isn’t progressive enough to hate the Jewish people, and they have the best corned beef shops in the city.

      • Threedoor

        Radicalism?
        More like simply being faithful.

  8. UnCivilServant

    First Ford and now GM. It’s almost as if this was never really a good idea but was kowtowing to idiotic government dictates than the people never wanted.

    Devil’s advocate – if you were running a car company and it looked as though the government would continue to mandate the unpopular product at the expense of the popular product, would you not tool for supplying the product you would be allowed to sell, under the rational expectation that it would be the only option?

    • AlexinCT

      You people are coming at this all wrong. If you realize a bunch of crooks needed legit sounding government programs that they could rip off to enrich themselves, and thus mandated this shit, you would quickly see the rationale. Same shit as all the welfare in blue states. It exists because it can be rife with fraud.

      • UnCivilServant

        You also have a track record of single track fixation.

      • AlexinCT

        And? My fixation is right.

      • (((Jarflax

        No need to fight guys. There’s plenty of fraud and plenty of stupidity and incompetence as well. Bureaucrats can do both at the same time.

      • juris imprudent

        Wait – has (((Jar actually found a performance metric for bureaucracy?!?

      • R.J.

        Agreed. Squabbling over details is pointless. Our commie president demanded that gas-powered cars were verboten, and companies have to survive. So they all invested huge amounts of money in electric cars. Many of the companies knew it wouldn’t work and it was a dead-end. But it kept the companies alive. Some really believed it was the future, like Ford. Toyota did not, and even swapped out a CEO over his reluctance to destroy his company.
        Commies and good people are everywhere in car companies. Just like real life. I think only Ford thought there was sweet, sweet graft. Everyone else was just trying to survive. Dodge sure as heck did not want to go electric – Stellantis forced it on them and pretty much killed the company.

    • sloopyinca

      Perhaps. Or perhaps I’d sure the government agency passing regulations with the force of law. Especially when they force my company to completely change what I’m selling to something else.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re not a risk-adverse corpo-bureaucrat.

      • DrOtto

        GM used to fight all the gov’t mandates till they didn’t any longer. For awhile, it became profitable to follow the mandates. Until it suddenly didn’t.

    • The Last American Hero

      Not Devil’s Advocate.

      What I’ve said for years now, the auto companies faced a win-win situation:

      Outcome 1) EV’s are the future, you are investing in them with huge amounts of taxpayer support and you get the environmentalists off your ass for a while, and a tonguebath from leftwing politicians.
      2) EV’s are not the future (or not as big a piece of the puzzle near term as hoped). You get massive write-downs but are backstopped by taxpayer bailouts if things get really serious and bankrupt your company.

      Privatize the profits, subsidize the losses, Chapter 405924595.

  9. PieInTheSky

    Damn, dude. Try being more discrete if you’re gonna be a piece of shit. – I don’t believe it. Look at that honest face.

    • juris imprudent

      Boulton allegedly made a false statement to a peace officer conducting a criminal investigation that he was unaware of any Hamilton County officials involved in using GLP-1 substances

      OFFS

      • (((Jarflax

        Dealing weight loss drugs without a medical license is super serious!

  10. Common Tater

    They should ban mail-in voting entirely.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Yes, everything should be done by special pleading.

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, but we do need a voter qualification standard/process – something to weed out the morons.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Meh, it would be to arbitrary. We could just weed out anyone who owns a horse, or race car, or boat, as all of those can be shown to be a stupid purchase that loses money. Or anyone who likes modern art, as many here think that is a stupid thing to like.

        Heck, why don’t we just weed out anyone who doesn’t vote the way we want? That is essentially what you are saying, after all.

        No, anything like that is just special pleading.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t know, the limited franchise didn’t seem to work too badly for the first 100 years of this country. The expansion of it has worked much worse.

      • Not Adahn

        Nope. Everyone should vote, but the power of government should be so limited that you can’t vote yourself goodies at the expense of others

      • juris imprudent

        NA first vote would be to kill that rule.

      • Not Adahn

        And the first time you disenfranchised people, you’re gonna get a lot of voters killed.

    • PieInTheSky

      make it on the internet like Estonia.

      • EvilSheldon

        There are ways that you could do identity-verified, highly fraud resistant voting over the internet. Of course, this will never happen.

    • AlexinCT

      ^^^^THIS^^^^

      The crooks in the EU all know better and ban it.

      • Fourscore

        Every voter should have to post a bond, say $100. It your team wins you get your 100 back. If your team loses so do you.

        Would stop people from voting wrong and save a lot of campaign money and time. See how problem solving is easy.

    • sloopyinca

      They do. It’s not only idiotic in principle, it’s rife with fraud.

    • rhywun

      Lawyers for the DNC cast the case as one that could disenfranchise millions of voters, including military members

      Lawyers for the DNC are lying through their fucking teeth.

      Military members have always been valid absentee voters.

      This is about the Democrats wanting to steal another election, nothing more. I am pretty sure that the current SCOTUS is quite aware of this.

      • R C Dean

        I’m sure SCOTUS is aware that this is about leaving the door open for voter fraud. The only question is, how many Justices are in favor of that?

      • rhywun

        The only question is, how many Justices are in favor of that?

        And how many more than “3” is that number.

  11. juris imprudent

    I’m genuinely optimistic that those barbarians will be thrown out this time.

    OK Charlie Brown, you run up and kick this football as hard as you can…

      • juris imprudent

        Even if you get rid of one set of assholes, they’ll be replaced by ones as bad if not worse.

      • sloopyinca

        There’s that positive mental outlook I come here to find.

        Thanks for reassuring my faith in the Glibertariat.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s a lot like our own elections.

      • (((Jarflax

        I have no doubt that whatever replaces the Mullahs will be tyrannical, corrupt, and generally awful. Government tends to be that way. But it will have to be pretty damn bad to be worse than the Mullahs.

      • R C Dean

        Are you running toward, or away from, the goalposts?

      • juris imprudent

        But it will have to be pretty damn bad to be worse than the Mullahs.

        [Pol Pot has entered the chat]

      • (((Jarflax

        Ok, but by this logic you would never root for much less seek a change. I agree that caution is in order, and I am not proposing anything beyond moral support for the protestors, but I will cautiously continue to hope that the mullahs fall.

      • R C Dean

        I would say the mullahs getting deposed and, ideally, executed*, is a good in and of itself, even if the next regime isn’t all puppy dog smooches and rainbow farting unicorns.

        *Guillotined, by preference. Of course.

      • juris imprudent

        you would never root for much less seek a change

        Revolutions usually fail, because people. So yeah, it is vanishingly rare that you get an improvement. Mostly you get “bad luck”.

      • Aloysious

        Mr. Dean: How about a large muscled man with an oversized scimitar yelling, “HASAN CHOP!” right before their heads get lopped off?

        A bloody bouquet from Madame Guillotine might be too French for the Persians.

        In all seriousness, I’d prefer the mad mullahs step down peacefully and fuck off elsewhere.

      • R.J.

        Me too. What they did was peacefully fuck off the Britain. So there is that problem.

      • The Last American Hero

        Guillotined? How about fed to feral hogs?

    • Drake

      Yep. Who will replace them? Is never the question we ask.

  12. rhywun

    they don’t care if these people are sympathetic or not or if they did something bad or not

    They are being paid very handsomely to sacrifice themselves for The Cause.

    I found this tidbit interesting, among the entirely expected news that Soros is among the funders of the fun times in Minneapolis.

    other protest leaders include the Council on American-Islamic Relations, an anti-Israel group whose Minnesota chapter’s executive director Jaylani Hussein has rallied against ICE at protests

    One might ask, what interest does that supposedly non-partisan advocacy group have in blocking the enforcement of immigration laws? Hm.

    • UnCivilServant

      Who are you talking about in your last question? It can’t be the terror-funding team in your last blockquote.

    • EvilSheldon

      For those who follow Handwaving Freakoutery, BJ has a new article up on the MN ICE shooting. Relevant quote:

      Their hobby, panacea, and life goal is to become an Instagram Martyr by getting abused, beaten, or killed by a fascist cop while all their friends film it on their cell phones to try and move the political needle, and then they can carve “almost as cool as MLK” on their gravestone.

      • rhywun

        I’m surprised it’s taken this long for an ICE protester to get fatally shot

        #metoo

        Their restraint has been pretty impressive – I doubt I would be able to stop myself.

      • rhywun

        Good stuff. I’m not a follower except here but that might be worth more looks.

        Agree that it’s assholes all the way down.

      • slumbrew

        I _just_ yesterday was lamenting that he handn’t posted in months and he drops that.

        I read the first half or so & will get back to the rest. I think he’s right in that it’s a perfect Scissor situation.

      • Nephilium

        slumbrew:

        I’ll take credit with the white tail reference. Maybe it’s like Kibology?

        Substack has been very intriguing to me. Seems to have it’s own set of bubbles and clusters with overlap being arguing back and forth. I’m not sure I like the Notes feature (their X/Bluesky/Truth-esque thing). I’m contemplating launching a cocktail stack in the near future, just for something else to do while I serve as a technical secretary at my job.

      • Homple

        This woman’s case is similar to someone getting run over by a herd of bulls at Pamplona. People do stupid stuff to get attention and sometimes suffer for it.

  13. rhywun

    Or better yet, kick us out.

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  14. Strange Brew

    Wasn’t there a story recently about a woman astronaut aboard the space station who was deliberately damaging equipment and who had released feces in the environment? If I remember correctly she was banned from entering the Soviet part of the station. Is this the “medical emergency”? Did DEI Karen spaceboss lose her marbles?

  15. Common Tater

    “The form asked whether in the last 12 months I was unable to pay my mortgage or rent on time, and if I was “worried that my food would run out before I got the money to buy more.”

    These questions weren’t an attempt to gauge whether I would pay my medical bill; they were part of a campaign driven by political activists out to justify socialist policies in the name of improving health care….

    he activist endgame is obvious: Once health outcomes are attributed primarily to income gaps, any disparity justifies — even demands — government intervention.

    Taxation, seizure, and compelled transfer of wealth then cease to be economic questions; they become public-health emergencies on par with an epidemic.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/opinion/why-my-doctor-gave-a-shot-of-socialism-with-my-annual-exam/

    Remember when doctors were asking people if they own guns?

    • AlexinCT

      Yeah, I have seen how socialized healthcare always plays out, and I will pass on the “You have the option of waiting 5 years for a doctor to see you about that stage 4 cancer, or you can let us suicide your ass” that it always lands on eventually.

      • Rat on a train

        The real problem is the five year wait for stage 1 cancer such that it turns into stage 4.

    • juris imprudent

      Federal rules issued by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services…

      You know even the AMA didn’t just cook it up on their own.

      • The Last American Hero

        “We’re done, asshole” is my response.

    • Tonio

      “Remember when doctors were asking people if they own guns?”

      They still do. Mine claimed it was required by Medicare. They weren’t prepared for “none of your goddamn business.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        “I do and unless you’d like to operate on yourself, maybe mind your own fucking business” sounds better but is risky.

      • Common Tater

        “Mine claimed it was required by Medicare.”

        doubt

      • DrOtto

        My dad responds “break into my house at 2 in the morning if you want to find out”

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, unless something changed in the last couple of years, that “Medicare requires me to have an inventory of your guns” is complete bullshit.

      • DrOtto

        It is a Medicare requirement along with “are you afraid of your spouse” or something along those lines. It was part of some O’Bama era Medicare retooling.

      • DrOtto

        Well, looking it up, it’s not a Medicare requirement, that’s just the lie doctors trot out to ask the question.

      • UnCivilServant

        “I’m not on medicare – why are you asking me medicare questions?”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I just say a simple “NO”. Ain’t their business and they deserve a lie for asking.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I get page after page of extremely intrusive questioning. It’s probably all standardized everywhere now.

    • EvilSheldon

      I go shooting with my doctor. And my optometrist, and my old man’s cardiologist.

      Even in these benighted times, you can still pick who you hang out with.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Ann Michael Vincent?

    • PieInTheSky

      Googling it seems one of them evil short chicks taking the tall men away from the tall girls.

      • Rat on a train

        Is she Prisy?

  16. AlexinCT

    So I want to ask a question here about the dumb woman that got herself shot in Minneapolis interfering with government agents. It is all 24/7 fake news by the lame stream media. The dumb bitch obviously never watched the Chris Rock public service announcement. What’s the coverage she would have gotten if she had been actually murdered, by let say, an illegal alien?

    • rhywun

      Wall-to-wall coverage on Faux News and crickets everywhere else.

  17. AlexinCT

    Also, I heard a rumor that after voting for Mandami, now Robert DeNiro is leaving NYC cause Mandami and his crowd are taking his savings. Is this just a fun meme or for real?

    • slumbrew

      That would be hilarious, if not for everyone else who can’t just pull up stakes and declare residency in one of their other properties.

    • rhywun

      Are pro sports any less broken I wonder.

      • Drake

        I’ve lost interest, but if you sign a 4-year contract with a team, that’s where you’ll be playing unless traded.

      • Nephilium

        Drake:

        Unless they’re cut or released. Even then they still may get paid.

        DAMN YOU DESHAUN WATSON! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      At least we’re almost done pretending there is some education also happening.

    • Threedoor

      Education at any level and sports do not belong together.

  18. Common Tater

    “An ultra-woke protester in Minnesota has been roasted online after she cried that it felt wrong to visit Renee Nicole Good’s memorial — because “white tears” aren’t helpful.

    Footage of the woman’s mind-boggling remark exploded on social media on Thursday after a Daily Wire reporter questioned why she’d decided to visit the scene where Good was fatally shot by an ICE agent.

    “It feels kind of wrong being here in a way,” the woman said, noting that it was down to her being a white female with a lot of “privilege.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/09/us-news/minneapolis-protester-mocked-for-mind-boggling-response-about-renee-nicole-good-memorial/

    OFFS!!

    • R C Dean

      Apparently, being a white female with a lot of privilege doesn’t make you bullet-proof.

      Which seems to be news to a lot of them.

      • juris imprudent

        The ghost of Justine Damond nods in agreement.

    • rhywun

      Considering that the rioters are mostly brain-damaged white females this seems pretty unsurprising.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Nearly half of American homeowners want to relocate in 2026 because of extreme weather and other climate concerns
    ‘Climate is driving decisions about where people live and the rising costs of homeownership are changing when and how people buy homes,’ Kin Insurance noted

    https://www.independent.co.uk/us/money/homeowners-climate-change-2026-b2894707.html

    Seems legit. The half of glibs moving this year due to climate change good luck finding a mew place

    • R C Dean

      “Climate is driving decisions about where people live”

      It’s always been a pretty major factor. I don’t think you can bootstrap “ermagerd, Americans are super concerned about Klimate Kaos” from that.

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean unless one lives someplace stupid like Arizona or Florida climate should not be that concerning.

      • Ownbestenemy

        SW desert is relatively mild except 3 months and we’ve solved those three months with human ingenuity.

      • PieInTheSky

        until you run out of water.

      • R C Dean

        OBE, I would say that the weather in Tucson is relatively mild from, charitably, mid-October through probably April.

        I actually did move to get out from under the heat there. Today I have 2 – 3 inches of fresh snow outside my windows, so, win?

        Of course, I no longer have a snow shovel and need to get ice-melt. The dog gets his own “pet-safe” ice-melt for his porch and deck. Yes, he has his own porch and deck. At least they’re relatively small.

      • Threedoor

        I loved my year in AZ.
        A huge part of it was he weather. I was in rim country. The high desert is awesome.

    • Tonio

      Yet, UHaul’s data shows people are moving in droves to both Florida and Texas.

      • (((Jarflax

        Demonstrating that Democrats are worse than climate change.

    • EvilSheldon

      I want to relocate because of political climate change.

      • Fourscore

        I want to re-locate 80K of my urban neighbors

  20. juris imprudent

    The idea of respecting the sovereignty of nations sounds good until one recognizes that this principle too often serves and protects butchers. How many tin-horn despots are presently robbing, raping, and murdering their own people because “international law” renders their borders inviolate?

    Wait, aren’t our borders supposedly inviolate? Wasn’t that the complaint against Biden? Are some borders more inviolate then others? Based on what?

    Yes, borders are inviolate, and law doesn’t cross them, least of all some fuzzy-ass notion of “international law” that wasn’t created by a legislative body with sovereign authority (which even that doesn’t entitle them to all of the power they do claim). U.S. law applies to U.S. territory, not the whole globe – just as Saudi law doesn’t extend beyond Saudi territory.

    At least if we’re going to play the rule of law game – it can’t be Calvin-ball.

    • R C Dean

      “How many tin-horn despots are presently robbing, raping, and murdering their own people because “international law” renders their borders inviolate?”

      Put another way, how many countries should we invade to impose regime change?

      • juris imprudent

        Neo-con boners are endless!

      • Drake

        How many times will the regime change result in better regimes?

    • rhywun

      All national borders are inviolate except those of the US, which are to be permanently open to all comers.

  21. DrOtto

    So someone knocked up the broad on the space station?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Kinda interesting that everyone assumes its the female of the group.

      • PieInTheSky

        In news when this first it was mentioned it was the woman. Maybe it was wrong, but most people do no assume they take what was reported.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which were based on…assumptions. Easy cheap ones at that.

      • PieInTheSky

        May be but myself I did not assume anything I took what was reported. And the way it was reported with detail – discovered as she was preparing for her first ever space walk etc made it seem legit not just some name thrown at random.

    • PieInTheSky

      I thought the equipment did not work in free-fall

      • Tonio

        Apparently the equipment works, but the act is impeded by the lack of gravity. The top needs gravity or a brace to push off from, and the bottom needs something to hold them in place.

      • UnCivilServant

        It sounds like finding a narrow space would be sufficient, as you’d have a wall behind each participant.

      • R C Dean

        Don’t we have a (former) commenter who could consult on those requirements?

      • Nephilium

        Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

      • EvilSheldon

        I imagine that anyone reasonably practiced at suspension bondage could make it work, but might run into issues with lack of strong tie points, privacy, and good taste.

      • Not Adahn

        Certain women have done enough kegels that hip motion is irrelevant.

      • Not Adahn

        Come to think of it, I believe this was discussed in the XXXenophile Big Book o’ Fun.

        But IIRC, it was a lesbian couple so they had advantages.

      • Tonio

        “Don’t we have a (former) commenter who could consult on those requirements?”

        We had an astronaut? Who?

  22. PieInTheSky

    EU countries approve Mercosur trade deal after 25 years of talks

    Latin America trade accord wins the required qualified majority, even as France, Poland, Austria, Ireland and Hungary express their opposition.

    https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-countries-approve-mercosur-trade-deal-for-signature/

    Again massive farmers protests on the EU-Mercosur trade deal. On the one hand I know farmers have it tough. On the other they are never happy no matter what happens. I do not get how farming is never profitable. Then again I am sure in the EU there are plenty of stupid regulations. But also a bunch of subsidies. Somehow it does not work.

    • juris imprudent

      The French farming lobby makes American farmers look like pikers when it comes to demands and govt acquiesence.

  23. Ownbestenemy

    Husband Boiler

    “Fourteen days before his escape, she also doused him with boiling water because two dogs had died and, according to her, it was his fault,”

    Living with a woman going through the “change” is why I tread softly these days

    • juris imprudent

      60 chihuahuas explained months of sadistic abuse

      A house with 60 chihuahuas is definitely sadistic abuse.

      • Nephilium

        That’s a dogmatic position to take.

  24. juris imprudent

    Over at Taibbi’s Racket News, a guest article from a doctor on the opioid mess (Sacklers in particular), has this little gem:

    Jane Brody, the New York Times health reporter, showed up to the metaphorical Tupperware party around then, with an account of weeks of severe pains after she took the unusual step of having both knees replaced at once.
    .
    “Most doctors are clueless or unnecessarily cautious about treating pain,” she wrote in her widely-read health column in 2005. “They are especially ill-informed about opioids.”
    .
    I wouldn’t mind seeing an indignant New York Times berate me and my fellow doctors by asking how we’d ever allowed this opioid crisis catastrophe. But no. Brody was complaining that we hadn’t been slinging enough dope!

    Ain’t it grand to pay no price for being wrong? No wonder journalists and bureaucrats are such pals.

    • juris imprudent

      And what should happen to hit my inbox…

      The expanding burden of the conveniently wrong

      Look at anyone making consequential decisions. Ask the question: what penalty do they suffer if they are wrong? That is, what are the consequences for them if they adopt a belief that is not true; if they make a decision hostile to human flourishing; if they retard the operation of the organisation or society around them.
      .
      For a horrifying number of people in our modern, highly bureaucratised, highly regulated, highly taxed, highly subsidised societies, the answer is: nothing. Nothing happens to them if they are wrong.

      • EvilSheldon

        As I said over on Substack – ‘Lack of accountability’ is the main reason I hate cops, doctors, women, the government, and humanity in general.

      • Shpip

        Someone’s read his Thomas Sowell.

      • DrOtto

        It was a ghost gun. How many times are they going to refer to St. Floyd as having been gunned down? At least also please refer to him also as “Parkland survivor” as he was also not killed in Parkland.

      • EvilSheldon

        If someone is in the process of OD’ing, and I walk up to that person and empty my Glock into his face, I’ve still murdered him.

        I truly hate this kind of right-wing/cop shitpicking.

      • UnCivilServant

        Floyd wasn’t shot. At all.

      • EvilSheldon

        You missed my point rather badly.

      • DrOtto

        @ ES – Floyd was either choked, or OD’d depending on who you ask. Pretty sure a gun had nothing to do with it. Yet, lefty rags like Salon keep refer to him as being “gunned down”.

      • UnCivilServant

        You missed my point rather badly.

        Funny, that was my line.

      • rhywun

        overdosed

        Depends. The ME originally arrived at the conclusion that it was a combination of overdose and bad ticker but then politics wanted a word so later he changed his decision to “homicide” after his career was threatened.

      • EvilSheldon

        *sigh*

        If you insist, I’ll amend my statement. If someone is in the process of OD’ing, and I walk up to that person and throw a collar choke on him and hold the choke until he dies, I’ve still murdered him.

        The point was, that just because someone is OD’ing does not mean they can’t be murdered.

      • R C Dean

        In the quill pen days, when I was in law school, I recall reading case law on this topic (more or less). As I recall, the scenario was that someone had been fatally shot, but wasn’t dead yet, and someone else also shot him.

        I honestly don’t recall if the second shooter could be charged with homicide. But I think so.

        I think the issue was whether the second shot “caused” the victim’s death. Don’t recall the court’s reasoning, though.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Less than a mile from where Floyd died, dude. WHY DON’T YOU GET IT?!?!

    • rhywun

      lol My memory ain’t what it used to be but JFC at least I don’t just completely make shit up to attract finger snaps.

    • R C Dean

      If Salon linked that on their X account, it seems like a Community Note would be in order.

  25. DEG

    Ancient Egyptian pleasure boat found

    An ancient Egyptian pleasure boat that matches a description by the first-century Greek historian Strabo has been discovered off the coast of Alexandria, to the excitement of archaeologists.

    With its palaces, temples and the 130 metre-high Pharos lighthouse – one of the seven wonders of the ancient world – Alexandria had been one of the most magnificent cities in antiquity. The pleasure boat, which dates from the first half of the first century AD, was 35 metres long and constructed to hold a central pavilion with a luxuriously decorated cabin.

    It was discovered off the submerged island of Antirhodos, which was part of ancient Alexandria’s Portus Magnus (great port).

    • UnCivilServant

      Oh.

      It’s underwater.

      While I find any discovery of the sort neat – I had gotten my hopes up that it had been found indoors, where it would be more intact.

      • AlexinCT

        Erm, why would boats be indoors? I figure by function, the best place to look for boats, ancient or otherwise, would be near, in, or under water….

        I mean, they COULD discover a boat someone found a long time ago in the basement of some museum that had been forgotten, I guess….

      • UnCivilServant

        We’re talking Egypt, they routinely put boats in tombs with their former owners.

        Tombs are indoors.

  26. UnCivilServant

    I’m doing worldbuilding, and I’m stuck on a question regarding flora. Is there a reason why a plant might prefer to grow on hillsides in a tropical region?

      • Common Tater

        In addition to the reasons below, it’s also that there are plants that don’t prefer to grow on hillsides in a tropical region (eg. they have deep roots, need full sun, wet soil, etc.)

    • PieInTheSky

      water drainage for one.

      • Not Adahn

        Plus rainfall.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sun light, winds, soil comp, etc. Tons of reason.

      • R C Dean

        This. In the Rockies, you’ll see ridge and hillsides with trees, and the bottomlands are meadows with no trees. I think it’s that the soil in the bottomlands must not drain well enough for the trees.

    • Not Adahn

      Pics for the gram.

  27. Tonio

    Well, it turns out that Renee Good was indeed actively involved in ICE Watch, despite what her mother said about her not being involved with the movement. I was waiting for that narrative to collapse. It is possible that Good had concealed her ICE Watch activities from her mother.

    Now, Good’s child is twice an orphan and (presumably) in the custody of Good’s wife who is an obviously unfit parent as she encouraged Good to participate in confrontation that could foreseeably lead to arrest or death. I wonder who was watching the child. I hope the grandparents are able to obtain custody.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A sad outcome but they seem to take it as an exciting game until it isn’t.

      • EvilSheldon

        Everyone wants to be the French resistance, until it’s time to start doing French resistance shit.

    • invisible finger

      I wonder if Good had a life insurance policy and who the beneficiary is.

      Also, would behavior like Good’s negate the policy?

      • Tonio

        Good question. Hopefully the child is the beneficiary.

  28. Common Tater

    “BUSTED: Ilhan Omar Caught Trying to Funnel $1M to a “Substance Abuse Clinic” Operating Out of a Restaurant Run by Three People at the Same Address — GOP TORPEDOES the Earmark

    Omar, a prominent member of the far-left “Squad,” entered Congress in 2019 with a net worth between negative $25,000 and negative $65,000, burdened by student loans and car debt with no assets to her name.

    Fast-forward to 2024, and her financial disclosures show assets ballooning to between $6 million and $30 million.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/01/busted-ilhan-omar-tried-slip-1m-fraud-linked/

    Nice work if you can get it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Id be pissed if I were her cause you know there is 500 line items right behind her grift that made it through

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Between 6 and 30 mil? That’s quite a spread. As for her newly acquired wealth, I’m sure she’s just an Einstein at making investments.

      • Grumbletarian

        Her brother/husband is an investing genius!

      • mindyourbusiness

        She probably got some good investment advice from Nancy Pelosi.

    • creech

      First, the ranges on disclosure docs are too damn wide. Second, the disclosures should be more informative e.g. $x in muni bonds, $y in Nyse traded stocks, $x in private corporations,$A in real estate, etc etc. Maybe no full named disclosure of assets (which pols would never agree to) but something that gives constituents, and investigative journalists ( should any exist) at least some knowledge of whom their rep is beholding to.

    • rhywun

      I thought her wealth was that latest guy she married?

      But yeah, if they can get her on a proven grift – awesome.

  29. Not Adahn

    Some schadenfreude:

    NPR has fallen. They ran a story about how akshually Biden ended the fentanyl crisis, but they just didn’t tell the media that they had done so. They wanted to get some quotes so they reached out to the DNC, former advisors of the Biden admin, even those campaign workers from the Biden and Harris campaign that they had on speed dial.

    NONE of the agreed to come on the air.

    The were eventually able to get a quite from… Cracky Hunter.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d pay attention to his word if it was related to coke. He doesn’t seem like an opiates kind of guy.

      • DrOtto

        If you do coke, you’ve probably done fentanyl, even if unintentionally.

    • Tonio

      “…Biden ended the fentanyl crisis, but they just didn’t tell the media that they had done so.”

      That totally fails the sniff test. Of course they’d have bragged about it.

      • Nephilium

        They couldn’t do a sniff test, there was fentanyl around!

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, there is SCIENCE! Apparently the fent seized was less pure in the last year of Biden, so that mean there wasn’t as much being imported!

        Of course this science was only recently done, but that’s Biden’s fault for not haveing better messaging!

  30. creech

    Already hearing a complaint from my proggie cousin that white on white ICE “murder” response is too mild. “If victim was black, cities would be burning.”

    • Not Adahn

      They’re not wrong.

    • juris imprudent

      Funny how it could’ve been a black ICE and there’d be no further (or diminished) repercussions – and yes, I’d say that to cuz.

    • invisible finger

      Democrats burning Democrats sounds fine to me.

  31. Common Tater

    “Leftist agitators have set up an “autonomous zone” in Minneapolis following the shooting of Renee Good, a woman who drove her car into an ICE agent who then shot and killed her. The zone appeared to be similar to the infamous “CHAZ” autonomous zone in Seattle that was constructed in the wake of George Floyd’s death.

    The so-called “autonomous zone” had walls made from various materials as well as signs that said slogans such as “f*ck ICE” and similar messages. Others said, “Rest in peace Renee Good.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/abolish-ice-radicals-set-up-new-minneapolis-autonomous-zone-just-blocks-away-from-george-floyd-square

    WCPGW?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Kinda cold for playtime right now. It’ll be interesting to see how long this lasts.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well when one dies from the cold, we know who will be blamed and their finaciers will be ecstatic about it

      • rhywun

        The cold weather just makes their Resistance more stunning and brave.

    • juris imprudent

      As I recall, Seattle is now in litigation about paying out to a murder victim because the ambulances couldn’t respond to the CHAZ.

    • Not Adahn

      Arson feels so much better in the cold.

  32. Q Continuum

    ““[Renee Good] was trained against these ICE agents — what to do, what not to do, it’s a very thorough training,” Leesa said. “To listen to commands, to know your rights, to whistle when you see an ICE agent,” she added.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/us-news/renee-nicole-good-was-minneapolis-ice-watch-warrior-who-trained-to-resist-feds-before-shooting/

    Did they train you not to try and run over armed Federal agents?

    I’m sorry I couldn’t have less sympathy for this person. In an abstract way, I suppose it’s sad for someone to be that broken and brainwashed, but gimme a fuckin’ break. Also: a radicalized, financially comfortable, early middle-aged, twice divorced White woman into performative lesbianism? Can you *be* any more of a stereotype of the Dem base?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Depends, was she trans’ing her kid? If so, she was the One and the Right stole her from their world.

      • rhywun

        She has two other kids that apparently she lost custody of.

        Just ugh.

        I think it’s settling to be manslaughter for the cop and she was a broken idiot.

    • juris imprudent

      Left the country for Canada because she and her partner couldn’t bear the election of Trump. Then came back (sort of). Should’ve stayed in Canada.

      • invisible finger

        Prolly fentanyl distributors.

    • KSuellington

      If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.

  33. Certified Public Asshat

    Many people believe the legal threshold for self-defense is lower for government officers than for ordinary citizens. It’s not.There’s one simple test for evaluating whether an officer’s use of force was unlawful or justified as self-defense.Ask yourself: If you, an ordinary citizen, did the same thing the officer did, how would your actions be assessed?If someone were obstructing a street in your neighborhood, and you demanded they move, and everyone were in the same physical positions and took the same actions, would you be justified in shooting the driver of the vehicle?I can say, unequivocally, that if you did the same thing the ICE officer in Minneapolis did, you would be found guilty of a crime, and your claim of self-defense would be rejected outright.— Justin Amash (@justinamash) January 8, 2026

    Yes, what if the situation was different.

    • slumbrew

      If someone were obstructing a street in your neighborhood, and you demanded they move.

      That’s a shit take by Justin. A LEO demanding you stop blocking the street is not at all the same as a civilian doing so.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He changed it so much that now it’s just two neighbors in a dispute.

    • KSuellington

      That’s a really dumb ass statement by a dude that is mostly pretty smart.

    • EvilSheldon

      Many people believe the legal threshold for self-defense is lower for government officers than for ordinary citizens. It’s not.

      He’s not wrong here, but to say that his understanding of the situation is incomplete, to say the least.

    • Nephilium

      Qualified immunity would like a lot of fucking words.

    • R C Dean

      The legal threshold, as applied, is definitely different for cops. Think of all the cases we have seen where a cop shoots someone who a reasonable person would not think presented an imminent threat of death or serious bodily harm, and the cop walked.

      Now, some of those are when the cops initiated the confrontation*, which would automatically negate the self-defense claim of a mere citizen. Even in those cases, though, blind firing into a car and hitting a passenger, shooting someone who answers the door with a gun in their hand, shooting a guy who is face down on the floor – no way anybody but a cop wouldn’t be charged. Never mind the “furtive movement”, holding a cell phone not a gun, etc. cases.

      *while doing their jobs

  34. Common Tater

    “Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, R-Fla., posted on Instagram earlier this week that “I have formally made a motion to subpoena Neville Singham, an American billionaire with ties to the CCP.” In her comments during the House Oversight Committee session on Wednesday, Luna said that Singham “has been funding extremist organizations fueling division and civil unrest in this country and especially regarding the ICE riots last summer.”

    Luna made her case to the House committee on Wednesday about why Singham should be compelled to testify, and the motion to issue a subpoena was approved by a voice vote. That vote also included approval of unrelated subpoenas, including targets of the Jeffrey Epstein matter.”

    https://justthenews.com/government/security/neville-signham-hit-house-subpoena-his-ccp-tied-network-leads-renewed-anti-ice

    • rhywun

      lol Good luck with that.

      Maybe add Soros while you’re at it.

    • Sensei

      According to my younger coworkers high end watch demand picked up over COVID.

      As I’ve often noted you can’t lose money if you pick up a well cared for 2nd hand Rolex. (Naturally I own other brands…)

      • R.J.

        Besides people here, I never see another person wearing or discussing non-smart watches.
        I have my daily wear Jack Mason, and a bag full of older watches of various rarities. I do not have Rolex or other high-end watches.

      • Sensei

        Remember I work in NYC followed, by financial services in NYC.

      • EvilSheldon

        Besides people here, I never see another person wearing or discussing non-smart watches.

        Really? Different crowds, I guess.

        I’m not rich enough to go in for really high-end watches, but I do love having my one Omega. And I’m maybe one financial windfall away from this work of art…

      • KSuellington

        Im really enamored by the Sinn 556. Not quite in the luxury category but a damn bit more than most non watch people would ever consider. They are built well enough for a couple of lifetimes use. For the meantime I will settle for my everyday work Seiko 5 and a lower end Laco pilot.

      • Sensei

        Sinn takes “bone stock” but quite nice Swiss mechanical watch movements and puts them in well made cases with a “a high quality tool” aesthetic.

        I like quite a few of their pieces. They don’t tick the “high end” box because they use stock movements, but there is nothing wrong with that. It’s the same thing Seiko does with their mass market mechanical watches.

      • EvilSheldon

        I also like Sinn watches. They have that perfect ‘understated but indestructible’ aesthetic that I like to project myself.

      • KSuellington

        I dig the Air King and the GMT as well, but I know I will never shell out that kind of dough for a watch barring some insane windfall.

  35. Common Tater

    “Grok, the AI chatbot launched by Elon Musk after his takeover of X, unhesitatingly fulfilled a user’s request on Wednesday to generate an image of Renee Nicole Good in a bikini—the woman who was shot and killed by an ICE agent that morning in Minneapolis, as noted by CNN correspondent Hadas Gold and confirmed by the chatbot itself.”

    https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/01/grok-x-musk-deepfake-renee-good-ice/

    LOLOLOLOL

    • (((Jarflax

      An entire article reporting the fact that a program that can manipulate photos can be used to manipulate photos… I’d say what I think about journalists but it might be taken as incitement to violence instead of recommended pest control.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    According to CNN, BigOil execs are meeting with Trump to present their “demands”.

  37. PieInTheSky

    Pies NFL prediction give i know nothing of the sport

    Panthers packers bills 49ers patriots steelers

    • Nephilium

      Fuck the Stillers.

      • PieInTheSky

        Help with what? I already made my predictions and i aint changing. Also i already placed the bet.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    That’s a really dumb ass statement by a dude that is mostly pretty smart.

    You people keep[ saying that.

    • EvilSheldon

      Everybody is smart about something, but nobody is smart about everything.

    • KSuellington

      His full on TDS is not very impressive to me, but Trumpy has broken many brains. Otherwise he has seemed like a pretty good champion of liberty, but I may have missed something.

  39. PieInTheSky

    I never got all the spread betting thing americans do. Sports bets should be moneyline.

    • Nephilium

      See, in sports other than soccer, we generally expect both teams to score, so being able to predict an ending score differential is a skill.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    In an abstract way, I suppose it’s sad for someone to be that broken and brainwashed, but gimme a fuckin’ break.

    I think they believe, fundamentally, in magic. Maybe it’s Harry Potter. Somehow, they have been convinced the power of belief will protect them from any adverse consequences of their righteous crusade.

    Or they’re really fucking dumb.

    • KSuellington

      You can do magic
      You can have anything that you desire
      Magic, and you know
      You’re the one who can put out the fire

      Yup, that tracks.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Washington’s latest bad idea is the Main Street Depositor Protection Act, offered by Sens. Bill Hagerty (R., Tenn.) and Angela Alsobrooks (D., Md.) and endorsed by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. The bill would increase the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. limit on all non-interest-bearing accounts from $250,000 to $10 million. But the change would apply only to midsize and community banks—not to global, systemically important banks. Smaller banks wouldn’t have to pay the estimated $42 billion for the increased insurance; the premium increases are largely shifted to bigger banks. Banks under $10 billion in assets don’t have to pay any additional premiums.

    That deserves its own textbook.

    • Sean

      And yet the Dodge Hornet hybrid lives on?

      Baffling.

      • Sensei

        Completely different powertrain that I believe is used globally.

        The bug ridden powertrain being discontinued was North America only I believe.

  42. Certified Public Asshat

    Dan Bongino is out of the FBI and now attacking Dave Smith. I know Dave has alienated some guys around here, but how lame is Bongino?

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Smartest guy in the room

    The executive who grew up on the streets of Detroit watching his dad drag race equated the current situation to that of a station wagon and enthusiasts. “Used to be back in the day, all the journalists would say, you should build a station wagon with a manual transmission, and I’d be like, come on, man. For you. Yeah, for you and the six other friends of yours that want to buy it,” Kuniskis said.

    Kuniskis continued, “The new thing now is, everybody, everywhere I go, when are you going to do a regular cab sport truck? Do you know what the market is for a regular cab sport truck? It’s just tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, little sliver. It’s like the wagon with the manual that everybody used to ask for. Now they’re asking for the manual single-cab truck. And, of course, they want it with a manual transmission. They want it with a 6.4.”

    When asked if the 6.4-liter V8 will fit in the 1500 Kuniskis said, “Of course it fits in the truck. 5.7, fits in truck. So of course the 6.4 fits in the truck.”

    They don’t do special orders? If you build one, you have to build one million? Is the problem the motor, or do they not even make a single cab truck anymore because “nobody wants one”?

    • Sensei

      They don’t do special orders? If you build one, you have to build one million?

      You need to smog certify the variants. One of the reasons for the decline of the manual. I’d imagine the breakeven on that is 100s if not 1,000s of units.

    • R C Dean

      You can tell nobody wants one because nobody buys any of the ones they don’t build. That’s just basic economics, man.

      • kinnath

        You can’t wait until after you’ve spent years developing and getting regulatory approval to find out if anyone actually wants to buy your product.

        You have to be a mind reader or do extensive surveys before investing.

        Of course, there have been plenty of breakthrough products in the past couple of decades to show there is a market for products that no one makes yet.

        The big guys do fuck this up regularly.

      • R C Dean

        The thing is, the migration to monster trucks happened when they were a more affordable.

        Now that there aren’t any affordable ones, though, I would expect there is a demand for smaller, even stripped down, trucks. If your only options are massive crew cab trucks loaded with “luxury” features, though, that’s what you’re going to buy. Even if it’s on an 8 year note.

        “Hey, I can afford a crew cab” is different than “Fuck, all they have are crew cabs”.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Kuniskis equated the choice between the standard-output turbo-six in the 1500 with 440 horsepower and the 5.7-liter Hemi V8 with 395 hp to the Pepsi Challenge. “Do you want old school technology? 
You want the instantaneous torque, no turbo lag, and the great sound? Or do you want the high-tech fuel economy efficiency? Amazing torque,” Kuniskis quipped.

    And when you’re out there in the real world flogging the shit out of the six to keep it on boost, what does your fuel economy look like?

    • EvilSheldon

      When I last went in for an oil change, the service manager at the dealership told me that the new-generation Tacomas (turbocharged I4) are getting around 14mpg in real-world use. My 2018 Tacoma (naturally aspirated V6 with 130k miles) gets 19-20mpg.

      Forced induction does not belong on trucks.

      • Sensei

        But they do great in the EPA laboratory testing cycle. I’m confused…

      • R.J.

        Yeah. Turbo makes more power, but really does not increase mileage. It stresses the engine too. I really don’t care if my truck does 0-60 in six seconds or less. I need it low stress and reliable.

      • Mad Scientist

        Diesels work fantastically with turbos.

    • Sean

      Good thing it had those racing stripes.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Suddenly the car just spun around…

    It must have been a gust of wind.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    new-generation Tacomas (turbocharged I4)

    Another absurdity of modern techno-wizardry. As I recall, that’s a 2.7 liter. Four cylinders should be kept to 2 liters. If you need more displacement, add cylinders.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    You can’t wait until after you’ve spent years developing and getting regulatory approval to find out if anyone actually wants to buy your product.

    Like fully electric full size pickup trucks?

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