Troublesome Algorithms

by | Jan 17, 2026 | AI, Beer, Food & Drink | 94 comments

Once again, I am troubled by manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

This is my review of Wren House Brewing Black Caddis:

The horror beyond my comprehension of course is the UK. That’s its, what’s today’s beer?

I will never understand the British obsession with stoutness

Okay…fine I can entertain you a bit more. As I enter week three of Dry January I find the algorithm has given me more of what I want. Apparently, the ads for women’s leggings on my social media feeds are no longer what I want. I want more temperance now…for reasons. Anyways, Labour is considering a ban on non-alcoholic beer sales to underage customers. The rationale of course is the same reason candy cigarettes were banned: it creates a bad habit out of an play version of the action taking place. This of course is bullshit, and many of the manufacturers of candy cigarettes simply stopped making them because it made kids look cool, just like Joe Camel. Joe Camel was a straight up baller. Yes, the MP floating this looks exactly the way you think she does.

Overall though, it could just be changing attitudes on drinking, which could be a good thing. Given the preconceptions many in the medical establishment have on drinking, many conditions are overlooked due to the preconceived notion they are caused by drinking. If these are caused by drinking the doctor therefore has no interest in other potential causes. Clearly, the guy gets blasted every afternoon and is just lying about his alcoholism. Given the direction the medical industry is going with AI, I anticipate these troubles to persist because the LLM is just going to regurgitate what humans put into it. Maybe insurers will start to deny claims because the AI didn’t agree with the treatment plan. Even if they are able to cite retrospective data as evidence the treatment will have limited efficacy, our own biases will be used against us.

Anyways, I need to take my company’s training on appropriate AI use for healthcare now.

Yes its that time of year everything on the shelf suits my biased tastes for beer. I should probably pick another month in the middle of the year before I try this again, because I really want to drink something besides water. I don’t like to keep soda in the house because if its there my kids will drink it, and quite frankly soda is just as bad. This is a fairly light take on the classic Enlglish porter that is just straight porter. There’s no chocolate, or peanut butter, or peppermint stick floaters its just..exactly what it says it is. Which is nice to be honest. Wren House Brewing Black Caddis: 3.1/5

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94 Comments

      • Fourscore

        In days gone by there was also a licorice stick that looked like a skinny cigar. Strong anise flavor, cost a nickel as I remember. When I could scrape up a nickel away I went…

      • Spudalicious

        Bubble gum cigars were a thing.

      • Nephilium

        Fourscore:

        Sorry, no cigars, and it looks like the Licorice pipes have been discontinued. I blame the kids.

        Spudalicious:

        Still are.

      • creech

        I grew up within smelling distance of Swell Gum, Havertown, PA that made bubble gum cigars. Right now, I’m looking at my framed box of their “Presidential Favorites” featuring Goldwater and LBJ. 5 cents each. The slogan on the box is “Your Profit is Our Favorite Ingredient.” My buddy’s mother worked there and would throw factory seconds out the back door to us.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw.

        How do they smell now?

    • Aloysious

      Candy cigarettes AND Big League Chew together. Can’t be beat.

  1. The Late P Brooks

    quite frankly soda is just as bad.

    I’d say worse.

      • R C Dean

        OK, quite frankly pop is just as bad.

        Happy now?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        WTF is pop?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Minerals, if you’re KSue’s parents.

      • Threedoor

        Soda water is like the wine Smedrick gives the skeleton in
        the Last Unicorn.

        It’s an insult.

  2. DEG

    Apparently, the ads for women’s leggings on my social media feeds are no longer what I want.

    Sad.

    This is a fairly light take on the classic Enlglish porter that is just straight porter. There’s no chocolate, or peanut butter, or peppermint stick floaters its just..exactly what it says it is. Which is nice to be honest. Wren House Brewing Black Caddis: 3.1/5

    This sounds good.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Indeed. I dislike all the extra crap that gets put in the darks these days.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe insurers will start to deny claims because the AI didn’t agree with the treatment plan.

    AI should set reimbursement rates based on efficacy of treatment.

    • Chafed

      Paying for results? That’s just crazy talk.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        When many insurers are just pass throughs for CMS, I’m not sure I want CMS determining “efficacy”.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      And AI might lie or hallucinate about the efficacy of the treatment.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    There’s nothing wrong with soda water.

    It’s all the sweeteners and flavoring and other toxins the Coca Cola Company adds to it.

  5. KSuellington

    Im not doing dry January cause I don’t think it really helps with anything. I have vastly reduced my alcohol consumption every year going on five years now and feel better than I did at 30, largely because of it. Last year’s goal was four days a week of zero booze and a max of 3 drinks the other three nites. This year it is five days a week of zero. I recommend soda waters, especially the stuff that comes in glass bottles, like Mineragua and Topo Chico. Add a slice of lime and they are damn tasty.

    • Nephilium

      I’m a big fan of the fever tree mixers, especially their mini cans.

      • KSuellington

        Right on I’ll try those. I actually love the Safeway generic soda waters, they are awesome for 30 cents or so a can. But there is something about the taste of beverages from a bottle, and soda water is no exception. They are almost a buck fiddy each so they are more of a treat, but they are damn good. Soda waters and green tea (especially green tea with roasted brown rice) have become my booze subs. But tonite is a Saturday, so it will be one Manhattan (Makers, Dolin red vermouth, extra Angostura bitters, stirred not shaken with a Fabbri cherry). Followed by two Sierras as the Niners are gonna hopefully get an underdog win against the Sea Chickens.

      • Nephilium

        KSuellington:

        Unfortunately, the Dry Soda company seems to have gone under. They had some really good low sugar (as in a tablespoon per bottle/can) pops, they used to be stocked all over the place here, then they were gone, and I had seen they pivoted to marketing them all as mixers.

      • KSuellington

        Have you seen these guys’ sodas? I haven’t tried them as I mostly go no sugar, aside from dark chocolate, but it looks interesting.

        https://drinkolipop.com/

      • Nephilium

        KSuellington:

        Yeah. That’s all over the place here. The whole pro-biotic thing rubs me the wrong way, and I have a strong aversion to most of the non-sugar sweeteners out there (they nearly all taste foul to me), so I haven’t tried them.

    • Fourscore

      Dry for 40 years now, the next morning I couldn’t remember who I offended.

      Now I can’t remember what I had for breakfast.

      • KSuellington

        As my Irish father says, “the only thing I don’t forget are my grudges”. Although truth be told he is far more sanguine about some of the wrongs he incurred than I would be.

        For many it’s just better to give it up entirely. One of my best friends ended up in the hospital for a month a few years back from booze. He is lucky to be alive. I don’t think it’s a bad thing that attitudes about alcohol are changing. It’s a drug, and one that has and will cause lots of problems.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I picture your parents as the ones in …Axe Murderer but Hibernian.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Add a slice of lime and they are damn tasty.

      I do that for Topo Chico all the time. Although I have tangerines fairly often since my kids like eating them, works just as well.

    • KSuellington

      Heheh, not all that far off Tox. I just heard the other day from him, “getting old is no fun, I’m stiff in all the wrong places.” My mom just rolls her eyes.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Completely stunning revelation

    Democrats are bullish about retaking the House of Representatives and making Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) the next Speaker after the midterm elections. Part of that optimism is the cushion of five seats created through further gerrymandering of California’s U.S. House districts.

    According to one respected Ninth Circuit judge, however, California may have a slight problem: Its new congressional map may be based on racial discrimination.

    Judge Kenneth Lee this week dissented from a decision upholding the districts, and his detailed dissent could lay the foundation for a serious challenge that goes all the way to the Supreme Court. At issue is Congressional District 13, in the Central Valley, which Lee reveals was the result of openly racial criteria by the principal architect of the new districts.

    No fucking way, Shirley!

    • rhywun

      America, please do your part to keep that smug prick away from yet more power and more tedious bloviating at the rest of us.

      kthxbai

      • Chafed

        I know Team Blue will nominate a shit bag. I just want it to be a different shit bag.

      • rhywun

        I was referring to Jeffries but if you happened to be referencing Newsome, yeah he is a crapbag too.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I can’t keep the players straight, but let me guess the gist: Central Valley farmers voting R remains a thorn in someones’ sides.

      • rhywun

        Too many whiteys in one district? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        Since racism with the purpose of not too many whites in a district has been OK with the courts for decades.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Paging Victor Davis Hanson… (Too prolific to keep up with!)

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Heh. I had beers with VDH once back in the nineties. He was a customer of mine, we both love James Ellroy, and he hired my ex to be an adjunct prof at Fresno State.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Having lived in the valley, I would say that the whole thing is racially gerrymandered to all get-out.

  7. EvilSheldon

    New fridge in place. Yay!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Happy chilling! 🍻

  8. The Late P Brooks

    In fairness to the panel, there were respected key witnesses, including redistricting experts Dr. Bernard Grofman and Dr. Jonathan Rodden of the Hoover Institution, who rejected race as the key criterion. They helped create a record to support redistricting driven by political motives. The majority also stressed that there is a presumption of good faith in such plans.

    Their intentions are good. You can’t let a bunch of white supremacists run the country.

    • rhywun

      They are experts. They know what is good for the country. And that is electing more Democrats.

  9. Toxteth O'Grady

    I thought Ashleys were pretty. At least get that diastoma fixed.

    MS, I see you have a pineapple this week.

    • Spudalicious

      That’s for the front porch.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Upright, I’m sure.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I bought it to make al pastor, weirdos.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, I was wondering how the cumin and onion could be involved.

  10. Evan from Evansville

    “Given the direction the medical industry is going with AI, I anticipate these troubles to persist because the LLM is just going to regurgitate what humans put into it”

    Huh. This depends on the parameters humans put into it, but does AI ever call bullshit on the bullshit humans put into it? Not ‘can,’ but *does* AI look at data and see comorbidities etc and detect that the Narrative doesn’t match the data? Lying is assuredly(?) harder for AI to weed out, but I wonder if it actually looks at who’s funding the data and publishing the stories.

    Adding to the confusion, sometimes AI does what it isn’t supposed to, like when it saved copies of itself to prevent it getting deleted, and such. Much wonder, haveth I.

  11. DEG

    I received some coffee today.

    It’s snowing.

    The mailman put the package in a plastic bag. The plastic bag was ripped. The rip faced up.

    The mailman left the package underneath my mailbox at the end of my driveway.

    Thankfully the plow hasn’t come by to clear the road yet.

    • creech

      Trash pandas jonesing for some caffeine?

      • DEG

        Drunk raccoons moving into Irish coffee?

        Hmm…..

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Selling or consuming? (Can raccoons be trained?)

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Serious journalisming for serious people

    Practical or not, achievable or not at this moment in time, which of Trump’s illegal, unconstitutional and criminal acts does not warrant impeachment? Who among his wrecking-crew leadership does not deserve the same? “It’s not a presidency,” Democratic strategist Simon Rosenberg has written, “it’s a crime spree.” He said that less than a month ago, and the spree has escalated rapidly since then.

    The primary difference between Trump and his predecessors is Trump doesn’t bother to skulk around in the shadows.

    • rhywun

      I’m not reading that trash but do they bother furnishing a list?

      And does it contain anything actually illegal – there is surely a lot of that, as there is for any politician – or is it just “stuff neocons don’t like”?

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        If Trump did it or said it, or if someone even imagines he said or did it, it’s illegal.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I like how you think, STWI. Got a law degree? Even if not, there’s room for you on the Supreme Court.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    All you have to do is look at the photo of Renee Nicole Good’s front seat, with its blood-covered airbag and stuffed animals spilling out of the glove compartment, to grasp not just the enormity of what Trump is inflicting on America but also the relatability of the tragedies playing out in families and neighborhoods everywhere.

    Wheeeeeeeee!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      That was indeed sad. At least the toys aren’t her kid’s.

      Rebecca Good sounds like a character from The Crucible.

    • R C Dean

      Why did she have stuffed animals in her car, anyway?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Six-year-old stepson’s, I gather.

    • rhywun

      the relatability of the tragedies playing out in families and neighborhoods everywhere

      But enough about the rampant crime that Democratic party policies have been encouraging for decades.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Beautiful.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    That was indeed sad. At least the toys aren’t her kid’s.

    I have done my best to maintain an impenetrable ignorance regarding this story, but I cannot help but see this woman as some sort of exploited child.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      She lost custody of her own two kids to their father, and then apparently went sapphic, is all I know.

      • Nephilium

        With the current state of family law, that says something about her.

      • Chafed

        It sure does. I’m guessing her backstory is very unflattering.

    • rhywun

      Her and new spouse were apparently trained by The Resistance at exactly these tactics – taunting ICE and trying to block their activities with a vehicle. That is why there is so much video of females screaming at cops and often from inside a vehicle. They’re all going by a playbook.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Cultists

    Dr. Patti Truant Anderson, policy director at the Johns Hopkins Center for a Livable Future, applauded the emphasis on whole foods, fruits and vegetables, but questioned the emphasis on animal proteins in a statement.

    “Plant-based proteins like beans, peas, and lentils have fiber, which we know is associated with satiety and health benefits,” Anderson said. “In addition, beef, pork, and dairy production use vastly more water, land, and energy than plant foods. A plant-forward diet is better for both health and the environment, and it’s a shame they chose to de-emphasize that.”

    Advise people to eat what’s good, and good for them without without being a hectoring nanny? What a crying shame.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Truant?

      If you love it so much, set a good example.

      Fat is satiating too.

      Only perfect vegan food I know of is avocados, and meh to them.

    • Threedoor

      Patti needs some meat in zirs diet.

    • rhywun

      beef, pork, and dairy production use vastly more water, land, and energy than plant foods

      And well worth it!

      Experts reveal greatest concerns

      Oh noes!

      You could always please Gaia even further by not eating.

      • Fourscore

        I have so much water it leaks out of the sky. When it doesn’t I turn on the hose so the grass/flowers/garden will grow and the critters will drop by to enjoy a nutritious meal. Even the animals need to be thinned out occasionally so they grow better.

    • Sean

      I bought 4 nice porterhouses today.

      Dr. Patti can go fuck herself.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve got a shepherd’s pie variant (bison instead of lamb) about ready to go in the oven. So far, the winning name for the variant is the cowboy pie.

    • Grummun

      Plant-based proteins like beans, peas, and lentils have fiber

      Also carbs, which you don’t need. You *can* get enough protein out of a vegetarian diet, but you’ll have to ingest way more calories than if you just eat meat.

    • creech

      Meat production is “sustainable” isn’t it so what is the problem?

      • Nephilium

        Why do you hate Gaia?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    It sure does. I’m guessing her backstory is very unflattering.

    She was a SAINT!

  17. Evan from Evansville

    re: Coke – “What kinda Coke do ya got?” – “Coke, Mountain Dew, root beer…” or “We have Pepsi” are ok. “Coke” encompasses all. Sprite is a type of “coke.” Pepsi sucks. (too sweet) Issues have rarely come up, tbh, except that one dude who mocked me when I was a kid with a “Coke, Diet Coke, what else do ya want!?” answer when he clearly had other shit. I didn’t give him money and I’m proud of me and ~10yo Ev. Pop and soda are dumb words used by vindictive people.

    re: NFL – It’s good I don’t care about football cuz I’m always rooting for an exciting game. Hopefully I get ’em. But I kinda like the Bills cuz Buffalo’s a small market and underdogish. I kinda like the Broncos cuz Dad like Elway, who *was* fun. And Manning won there, too. So that’s nice. Go good games. And fuck the Dodgers. (We may agree on that, yes?)

    [REDACTED]

      • R.J.

        He did bring us “John Elway’s Talking Sports Football” on Sega.

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