Good morning one and all to another sensational day!
Trump targeted by four FBI code-named counterintel probes that ensnared hundreds of Americans
Trump Presses Republicans for Voting Limits Ahead of Midterms
Trump Says Iran War Is Nearly Complete
Five members of Iranian women’s soccer team granted asylum by Australia
Trump, Putin Discuss Iran, Ukraine Wars in Phone Call: Kremlin
Pentagon Spent $93 Billion In One Month ‘Use-It-Or-Lose-It’ Spending Spree
Budget deficit hits $1 trillion in first five months of fiscal year
FBI secretly seizes election records from Arizona’s largest county as voting probe expands
Dem Rep. Raskin: We Will Investigate Hundreds of Millions Noem Channeled to ‘Friends and Intimates’
That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.

Where the white womenz at?
Listen for the screaming protest and you’ll find some. Though not the best of them.
Those are the women you avoid…
Colored hair, nose piercings, fugly tattoos, and enough mass to have their own gravity combined with severe mental disorder is not a good thing.
Don’t forget the student loans they would expect you to pay.
Staying the hell away from you?
So he’ll need to be turning Japanese, you really think so?
Was that supposed to be a secret? I thought they’ve been after them for a while now.
They need to make it sound like the FBI is the bad guy under Trump, so when they show us how the US government in toto was involved in rigging the 2020 election in particular, and also tried but failed in 2016 and 2024, they can claim the problem is Trump’s FBI. God forbid Americans find out that when Obama told us he was fundamentally going to change the country, he meant into a fucking evil marxist shithole where government was weaponized against any citizen that didn’t bend the knee t the marxist globalist agenda.
I don’t think you can blame the FBI investigating political foes of the Deep State on Obama… that goes back to Hoover.
Salt.
The.
Earth.
(For pretty much the entire Intel industry, in my opinion… we’d be much better off starting from scratch with ones just in the military and focused solely on actual military intel, none of this Five Eyes crap… pretty easy for them to jump to “We need to steer society” when they start with “Watch for what we think will harm society” after all).
[all of the assholes behind the Patriot Act] “nothing to see here, move along”
“Secretly”. *eyeroll* It was in the news, the legacy DemOp news, even, when they served the warrant.
Bout as secret as Area 51.
“Trump Says Iran War Is Nearly Complete”
Are all their goat fucking mullahs dead? If not, we are not even close to being done..
Trump’s going to declare victory and give up.
Hey – it took us 20 to replace the Taliban with the Taliban on Afghanistan. It only took Trump a few weeks to replace Khamenei with Khamenei.
So you went from claiming it would be WW3 and the end of civilization to this shit?
Hopefully “regime change” is just a stretch goal.
I believe the real goal is some combination of “stop perpetrating and funding terrorism” and “mess with China”.
The goalposts have moved so many times I lost track.
My favorite: “America must fight a war in Iran because “radical Islamists” won’t let girls go to school.”
Said unironically right after we blew up a girls’ school.
https://x.com/i/status/2030034995201335776
The real goal is to destroy the CCP strategy of using Iran in the ME to keep American forces away from the Pacific.
“we”?
It is not currently clear whose ordinance hit that building. The immediate inflation of the numbers of people involved and distribution of reused propaganda images from other conflicts only muddies the waters further.
Is it possible we missed the actual target on the same military base? Yes
Is it possible a shitty Iranian Missile lost thrust and fell short? Yes
Is it possible someone Intentionally targetted the site? It’d only benefit the Iranians to do so, but they have been known to send children into minefields to clear them by detonating the mines, so I wouldn’t put it past them.
I want more data before assigning fault. I’m still inclined towards “accident” unless shown otherwise.
There’s literally a photo of the 2nd tomahawk about to hit the school. Even Trump admitted it was a tomahawk, but said it might be an Iranian one (of course they don’t have any). Maybe just admit the mistake and apologize.
That story about a Tomahawk hitting the schools is not just already proven fake, but the missile in question was identified as a KH-55, an Iranian copy of a Russian cruise missile, that had suffered some kind of malfunction, but for some reason people still keep promoting that ludicrous incident as if it matters. War sucks. there is always collateral damage. But it is telling how some people focus on this shit while completely ignoring the massive amount of murdering by this regime in the last 47 years..
https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03/08/video-shows-us-tomahawk-missile-strike-next-to-girls-school-in-iran
Not as clear cut to claim one way or the other.
It appears the photo you are talking about is not the tomahawk that may have hit the school.
Also, when NYT wants to actually journalism
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/world/middleeast/iran-minab-school-strike.html
Don’t take my word for it….
And this is the same regime that put out a video of Soyuz rocket being used to hit the Yamato battleship and then claimed it was one of their missiles hitting a US Navy ship… It is all bullshit as usual, and the same people with the same bias keep acting as if this shit is legit.
Gee, I wonder why Iran would place a military facility right next to a girl’s school. Sure is a mystery.
How many schools do we have on our military bases? Of course those schools would be evacuated during a war, unless it was a sneak attack…
WTF
WE do the same on our bases.
Holloman Elementary on base wasn’t far from squadron headquarter and the airfield itself…
leaving this here…
Where is Rumsfeld’s old ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner when we need it?
Right next to the Peace In Our Time papers, being kept watch over by Top. Men.
I don’t care about the goats. It is the babies that get me angry
“9 year olds”
She was six but we’re expected to believe that he waited until she was nine.
Trump targeted by four FBI code-named counterintel probes that ensnared hundreds of Americans
And nothing else happened.
They’ve fired some of the agents involved.
Not as good as jailing or executing them, but it’s better than nothing.
That Witcher clip is on repeat in my head now.
fuck
It’s Biden’s fault for making promises that Trump has to borrow (print) to solve.
It’s the war, man, you can’t have freedom and austerity, not when there’s still checks in the check book.
The tariffs will have to be increased to cover the shortfall.
The tariffs will increase until morale improves.
Wait till the accounting for this war is done. Watching half billion dollar radars blown up by lawnmower drones hurts my wallet.
Better there than the same dollars evaporating in Ukraine.
Also WSJ says closer to $1bn.
https://www.wsj.com/world/iran-is-hitting-the-radars-that-underpin-u-s-missile-defenses-2edbfccc?st=gEBReG&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
It will still, as of this time, be cheaper than just the Somali fraud in Minnesoda we so far know of. That leaves a lot of room for other fraudulent government spending – especially to pay off illegals in order to buy them to vote team blue – that could be added as we go on. Talk to me when the effort to end this 47 year old war permanently starts costing us around $2 trillion a year, which is what I am now certain all the fraud and quasi-fraud (NGOs and political money shuffling in social programs) cost us each year.
Mark me down for “this won’t happen” and “clear your calendars for the next two years of non-stop impeachment theater”.
But you know, I would settle for Congress passing a law that applies the same voting security that we demand of other “democracies” before labeling their elections as “crooked”.
Thune is carrying on McConnel’s legacy
Republicans crave defeat. Already writing their concession speeches.
“Governing is hard” /Barbie and Republican leaders
The Congressional Republicans are so utterly useless I honestly don’t care if they lose the midterms. As far as I can tell, the only difference will be that the hysterical drama and palace intrigue coming out of DC will have a different flavor.
Right there with you. The Republicans are such worthless shits I don’t even care about the midterms.
I have to get registered as a Republican so I can vote against Lindsey Graham in the primary. If Graham wins the primary, I cannot imagine bothering to vote in November.
Enjoy your free day in November Drake.
Lindsey and his war boner did just give his opponents some sweet quotes I expect to see in ads.
https://x.com/i/status/2031182588644102522
Oh, and gotta love the “voting limits” framing there. Not “election security”, oh no. This is all about keeping the darkies (and the wimmenz) out of the voting booths.
Yeah, the messaging from every media outlet that isn’t specifically “conservative” or “right-wing” is transparent bullshit.
That said, “Trump wants Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., to revise it to add bans on transgender women in women’s sports and transgender surgery for children, arguing that it will make it easier to pass Congress” is proof to me that Donald is not serious about any of this. He is full of shit, too.
Thanks for the links, Banjos!
The oysters link was a real bit of sunshine.
Indeed and good on the establishment not just claiming it was a joke sign.
12 whole free oysters.
I’m still outside, looking through the window, wishing.
I’m rooting for the younger brother to collect in two years.
#metoo
Ice cream is by definition a dairy product.
That oyster story is great, and if you’re ever in Mobile they have the best catfish I’ve ever had.
Every time I go there, I get 6 oysters for an appetizer and after my meal, I say “let me get 6 more for dessert”.
My wife likes to pretend that’s not funny, but I know she knows it is.
She’s just being stoic about your dad jokes.
Oyaji ✓
Gag ✓
Sturm und Drang at Sturm and Ruger.
https://www.wsj.com/business/sturm-ruger-accuses-beretta-of-attempting-to-gain-control-of-company-de3ac40d?st=XUdKg5&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Accuses? I thought Beretta was open about it.
If Beretta would stop them from engraving safety warnings into their firearms I’m all for the takeover.
I repeat: the articulated minnows I buy with two treble hooks attached read “DO NOT EAT” on the back of the packages.
The problem with that warning Suthen is that the people that need it, aren’t likely to be able to read it.
“But tonight, Jimmy Rush walked in on his 80th birthday with his father, James Rush, 99, right beside him, and turned one of Wintzell’s rarest traditions into a real-life milestone.”
Carl said the family is already planning another run at the deal when he turns 80 in two years — when Jim would be 102.
“We will be back to do this all over again October of 2028 when I turn 80,” Carl told the station. “My dad says he’s going to make it, so that’s good enough for me.”
This is wholesome and heartwarming. I love it!
Why does America sell ground beef like this???
https://x.com/dibbedibbedabb_/status/2030848242645086301
Tubed beef is an American right!
Also, tends to be cheaper but you play guessing game on quality.
Agreed. That lady needs to get a life. What does she want, a styrofoam tray and one of those moisture liners? Those cost more and make more waste. She should be thanking is for being environmentally conscious.
Bitches love phallic meat?
I have never seen, nor bought, ground beef like that.
I believe it’s regional in the US.
Certainly not common in the stores we frequent.
We’ve got some in our freezer.
It’s from a quarter cow that we bought a few months ago.
If it’s regional it’s here in the NW.
We have tons of beef like that in Walmart and every other major grocery in Indiana. Up to five pound rolls.
Where is that? I don’t recall seeing ground beef like that in my local grocery store.
HEB – Hill Country Fair is their private lable low end brand. You can still get it on a flat if you want to as well in the meat market.
Albertsons, Kroger, Mejier, Wal-Mart…
It tends to be a store label product.
It’s volumetrically efficient. Uses less packaging material.
And I’m not sure where the other commenters are shopping that they’ve not seen it – unless they’re intentionally not seeing it.
If you only go to the meat case and no where else, you will never see it and it doesn’t exist!
Stop n Shop, Shoprite, Stew Leonard’s – never seen it.
Local outfit has 5-8 pound clear plastic bags for their bulk offering.
I’ve only seen it at the big-box stores – Costco & BJ’s.
Just the 1 lb. bricks or trays otherwise.
I’ve never seen it in tubes but I’ve seen it in air-tight sealed bricks or cubes.
It is just sausage with no spices, and in a casing that is not the best tasting, though if it is worse than a pigs asshole, that is up to you.
I agree. No ground beef should be sold that not at least 30% fat.
Wait til you see the 20 lb. tubes of hamburger at Sam’s Club.
Did you all discuss this yet?
I thought everyone knew that already.
I believe the revelation is a Democrat coming to the truth. That is kinda shocking.
^^^^WHAT HE SAID^^^^
It’s a fine example of a Kinsley Gaffe.
Was it Time that published an article from a Democrat admitting that the 2020 election was stolen? I wonder what happened next.
It wasn’t stolen, it was fortified.
Still waiting for the congressional GOP to do something about it…
lol “shocking” 🙄
A revelation? To whom?
Had this thought as I saw this transaction and I was like “dang they got one of the last ones under $2 million”
https://x.com/rohindhar/status/2031179376914825402
Hahaha.
So what is wrong with it?
It’s in San Fransisco.
Who the hell would pay that kind of money for a tiny house in the shithole that SF has become?
Fuuuuuuck that. I would have to live in SF. You could not pay me to live there.
It has its charms if you’re a city boy like me but not at that price.
Come on, San Fransisco isn’t that bad.
I saw a guy saying he had lived there 20 years and only stepped in human poop 6 times.
I’ve stepped in poop a lot more than 6 times, but none of it was human. (I grew up on a dairy farm)
Even in Iraq, I never saw human poop on the sidewalks.
I lived there for year and didn’t see any human poop.
I don’t recall seeing any from 25 years of living in NYC, either. Bums everywhere, sure, but somehow they take better care of themselves than the broken messes you regularly see all over California these days.
It isn’t typically in the sidewalks.
The bums around here like parking garage elevators.
The bums here are also playing homeless on hard mode (there are higher difficulty settings)
I have had family and friends in that city for 175 years, and no one has mentioned stepping in poop.
Portland, on the other hand…
“Even in Iraq… on the sidewalks.”
It was closer to the middle of the road.
Insane.
That neighborhood is nothing special, either.
well why don’t you get a timeshare in Pigeon Forge if San Fran aint up to your standards.
Up to my standards
https://www.freepik.com/free-ai-image/spooky-log-cabin-dark-forest-generated-by-ai_41056233.htm#fromView=keyword&page=1&position=4&uuid=2d21fc9f-8916-45e8-9abc-90f005018905&query=Cabin
Were I single I would be there. I have a perfect spot on the Brushy (pronounced Bursley, nobody knows why) where I can put one with the back porch overhanging a 30 foot droop to a long deep pool in the bayou.
Hear that sound? No? I call it ‘peace’.
Thomas Kincaid AI version.
The white stuff is snow, Suthen.
It’s like cottonwood fluff only cold and made of water.
In my dream world the R’s would mean what they say and elections would be clean. In that world the D’s would become a bad memory to shake off like a nightmare in one election. If not for cheating they could not win dogcatcher in Roosterpoot.
There’s plenty of Troo Bleevers and Useful Idiots to keep the Dems winning (some) elections. It would be very interesting indeed to see what the landscape looked like if we had clean elections and only counted citizens for apportioning legislative seats, though.
The Dems would still win in heavily Dem areas, but they would be reduced to a minority party on a national scale.
Most people vote by inertia, culture, and/or spite.
Not issues.
So yeah, the Dems would probably have a much harder time with national elections but locally not much would change.
As long as there are Americans, half will be more liberal than the other half, and they will mostly vote Democrat.
This is no different than any polity around the world, the only thing that changes is the Overton Window.
I wish that were true, but the kids think they’re going to make socialism work this time. Envy is a he’ll of a drug and it’s what the current batch of successful dems are selling.
Just like the old batches.
“I’ll give you free shit” is generally a winning message to the ignorant.
Inquiring minds want to know…..
I always laugh at the home security system commercials.
It’s always white guys attempting to break into a house and they are so easily frightened away, like a skittish deer.
Imagine the howls of outrage if they showed a black male doing that.
That phenomenon is visible in all US media, in the news, crime shows, commercials, everywhere. It’s laughably transparent and of course you’re not allowed to talk about it “polite company”.
What Homicide Life on the Streets taught me is that blacks only committed mercy killings and whites committed all the others.
Tell me the perps are overwhelmingly black without telling me the perps are overwhelmingly black.
I dont know how you could more obviously not say what you are saying.
I hope I’d be as rational if something so tragic happened.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/wife-teacher-killed-senior-prank-makes-unexpected-request-charged-students
Ya and I think the fact they will have to live with that is punishment enough. No malice, just a messed up happenstance it appears.
I have heard that all of my life yet the people I have met who have such baggage have a surprisingly easy time living with it.
I hope you’ll be rational if drugs start falling out of your ass, too. 😋
“Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Just What ‘The View’ Needs In 2026”
https://decider.com/2026/03/10/elisabeth-hasselbeck-just-what-the-view-needs/
Only if she shows up in a suicide vest.
Are they cancelling the show yet?
No?
Why anyone would want to subject themselves to those insane harpies is beyond me.
Because they don’t want those insane harpies to be all that the housewives hear and see?
The Barbican complex in London, a true Brutalist masterpiece
https://x.com/SciFiArchives/status/2030323087326236860
It’d look better without the dystopian architecture.
Interesting to look at, but not attractive.
That basically sums up my feelings about Brutalist architecture as a whole.
Brutalist masterpiece. Hmmm. Are there jumbo shrimp in that pool?
I love how there isn’t a person in sight.
I am reminded of the old World Trade Center plaza before some people did something to it. Just a huge empty area outside with shopping buried underground.
There was a shopping center there?
And a transportation hub.
I went through it every day when I worked downtown.
Yes, underground. Sandwiched between various train and subway entrances.
There is another shopping mall there today but it’s (partly) above ground this time and there is nice light coming in from outside unlike before.
Interesting.
I did not know that.
Natural light is good. That sounds like it would have been awful. I knew the subway station was there.
rhywun – let’s not forget the boondoggle of boondoggles – The Occulus.
https://www.explorewtc.com/en/local/learn-about-wtc/oculus-transportation-hub.html
Yes, that is the one.
It is certainly very nice and I was happy when it finally opened and could commute through that every day instead of the temporary and shifting rat warrens that were in place for many years prior.
But yeah, a colossal grift for sure.
It is totally something off of a 60s SiFi book cover.
It looks like the “after” shot from one of those apocalypse documentaries. All the humans are gone and the vegetation is taking over.
Insert crying will smith.
Paging Moj…
“Former New York Jets first-round pick Darron Lee consulted ChatGPT about how to “cover up” the murder of his girlfriend, who he allegedly beat and stabbed to death last month, according to prosecutors.
Lee, 31, allegedly sent the disturbing messages to the chat bot days before Gabriella Carvalho Perpétuo was found by police dead on the floor in a blood-soaked home in Tennessee, prosecutors revealed Monday during a preliminary hearing for the former linebacker, WCTV reported.
“Don’t know what to do right now. Fiancee [sic] did her crazy thing again and now she’s messed up, I wake up and she has two swollen eyes (i didn’t do anything, self inflicted) she stabbed herself, slit her eye? Idk but she isn’t waking up or responding, what do I do?” he asked ChatGPT.”
https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/sports/ex-nfl-player-asked-chatgpt-for-help-after-girlfriends-murder-what-do-i-do/
CWAA
Real genius at work there.
The National Felons League.
That guy will bring a lot of value to the Jets…
Unless you insist on using the accent aigu, “fiancee” with a double E shouldn’t get a “[sic]”.
OMG, you think it is appropriate to use a word which assumes gender in 2026?
Thank you. I hate overly pedantic sic’s.
Looks like he is taking NYJET to jail.
Peer review in the 1950s be like
https://x.com/PhilipDBunn/status/2031096954575266275
If it comes from the left or the Iranian cabal, assume it is fake as shit…..
Either Walter Durante still works there or the NYT never met a totalitarian they did not fall in love with.
everything is fake. even all y’all. I am the only real thing.
Well spoken you EU bot…
Greenwald comes back with “but the NYT has a stringer there taking pics, and that totally proves this footage is from a few days ago”.
Sad, really.
“Scientists have revealed a controversial plan to launch 50,000 mirrors into space to offer ‘sunlight on demand’.
California–based startup, Reflect Orbital, is poised to secure permission to launch a 60–foot (18.3–metre) prototype mirror into orbit to beam sunlight back to the Earth’s surface…
Reflect Orbital says its space mirrors could allow solar power plants to operate 24 hours a day, provide lighting for disaster–struck regions, and even replace street lights.
The company has already applied to the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC), which issues licences for satellites, and the enormous mirror could launch as soon as this summer.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15631695/Scientists-plan-launch-MIRRORS-space.html
WCPGW?
Kill them before they get off the ground.
You’re going to have 350,000 years of bad luck.
It is not going to get off of the ground. It isn’t meant to. It is just another scam aimed at tax dollars.
I’m going to hire them to blast my new neighbors place all night.
24-hour daylight? What could possibly go wrong?
All the vampires die?
Women and childrenPie hardest hit.Literally a James Bond villain plot. Spiffy.
Governor Newsom needs to see his own reflection 24/7.
“The musician, who became the lead vocalist for the rock-n-roll band Boston in 2007 after Brad Delp died, passed away on Monday.
The singer’s family confirmed the news in Facebook and Instagram posts after launching a GoFundMe page to help with his medical expenses.
They said he died after battling brain cancer for six months.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15629309/Boston-lead-singer-dead-60-brain-cancer-battle.html
So it was more than a feeling?
Two generations of Boston are enough.
Financial Times
@FT
White males will have ‘fewer board seats’ in future, says UK diversity chair
https://x.com/FT/status/2031160714484674567
good thing to focus on for a country like the UK which has no other problems than this
I’m pretty sure white males are not the problem right now in the UK.
They are. They let it happen after all.
But it feels so good to blame all your problems on them.
Okay, good point.
Said without irony.
The first one ordered all schools to end their D.E.I. programs. “It said you can’t discriminate,” the president of Vassar, Elizabeth H. Bradley, told me. “We don’t. We didn’t use the term ‘D.E.I.’ ”
The Unmaking of the American University
For decades, research universities have relied on federal funding, with no guarantee that it will last. Now their survival may depend on compliance with the government.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/03/16/the-unmaking-of-the-american-university
they should monetize more of the research
“It seemed inconceivable that the hostile rhetoric needed to be taken literally.”
LOL
Gotta love the magical thinking on display:
“We didn’t use the forbidden words, which means we couldn’t have done the forbidden things.”
She’s one of those shape shifters from the Delta Quadrant. https://www.vassar.edu/faculty/ebradley
LOL “we didn’t discriminate”
Whopper of the century. The man you probably voted for in 2020 specifically stated that racist policy was going to be the number one focus of every branch of government. For starters.
I’m maybe halfway? Does it get to a point?
Iwashyna described his life as a grant recipient, up to now, as having been similar to that of a small-business owner who has a trusted local banker. Researchers like him produce a grant proposal (these can run to as long as five hundred pages), wait a few months, and get a score from a panel of experts. (Another medical researcher told me that she and her colleagues are scrubbing words from their proposals that might be triggering to officials in this Administration, like “disparities” and “equitable.”) If all goes well, they eventually get a document called a Notice of Grant Award, which Iwashyna compared to a letter of credit, giving the researcher enough certainty about funding to be able to keep working.
The money just comes from somewhere, right?
The Retard Right
https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/status/2031097307966652467
no comment.
How many times was that guy dropped on his head as a baby?
Was I supposed to choose all the pictures with nutty people?
I scored a 100!
Had a dream where everyone in Silicon Valley was raving about this book
https://x.com/booktycoon/status/2030822515937878374
Jar-jar will piss off some people…
He is a Sith Lord. They have that impact on some people.
Interesting. If this is correct, and who the fuck knows who or what to trust any more, it looks like after a precipitous decline, Iran’s ballistic missile launches are still down, but its drone launches (presumably Shaheds) have started to recover.
Dammit.
War has forever changes and the US is a decade behind.
All I can think of when Trump was prattling on about the return of the battle ship was a $20,000 drone sending an aircraft carrier to the bottom.