Wednesday Morning Links

by | Mar 25, 2026 | Daily Links | 238 comments

UNC is firing their basketball coach because he chokes. Joe Flacco is headed to Cincy at 41. Mo Salah is leaving Liverpool (a year later than he should have). And that’s about all I’ve got for sports.

This is all very fascinating, but I don’t see how the decision can stand. A platform is merely a place to go. I don’t see how they are any more responsible for what happens there, especially when someone violated their TOS, than a city would be if a violent felon attacked and murdered somebody in a city park. I guess it’s easier to just blame them and steal their money than it is to aggressively prosecute people who commit crimes and tell parents that it’s their responsibility to monitor and/or control who their kids are interacting with online. I also think there are some perverse incentives for juries when the state they’re in can fill their coffers from these lawsuits and shore up state budgets and the company will lose a mere fraction of their earnings should they fine them a ton of money.

Good luck with that case. Could have just gone back to your home country, I suppose. And your complaint is with El Salvador, not the US.

This would be awesome. Which is why I don’t expect the Senate to ever take it up.

Damn, dude. Relax. Also, his lawyer is an idiot. “Horseplay” isn’t a very sound legal defense when you go all Jaws (James Bond villain, not rubber fish) on someone.

Check that judge’s hard drive. Seriously, what the fuck?

I don’t know what this means, but I know it’s of great interest to you tech people. If it results in fewer people asking clankers to craft their response to every question online, then it’ll be a good thing.

This could be worse than the George Floyd aftermath. Hopefully it stays in Georgia and Florida.

I’m sure you’d have found another way. There was plenty of online whoring before this guy and will be after he’s died.

I sincerely hope this isn’t true. And with the track record of these guys, it probably isn’t. Besides, we can just pump our own and the Venezuelan stuff and cut the entire Middle East off if we wanted to. Europe, OTOH, will be forced to deal with the situation of their own making. Enjoy those windmills, dumbasses.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! What a shitshow of a state.

BONUS ANGER-INDUCING LINK Where’s a suicide bomber when you need one.

Here’s a jaunty little tune. Toe-tapping fun. And this one is great, even of you’re just listening to the intro. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.

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238 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    This would be awesome. Which is why I don’t expect the Senate to ever take it up.

    but will it impact the climate? sounds like rich people destroying Gaia to me.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Check that judge’s hard drive. Seriously, what the fuck?

    Let he who never made a small innocent mistake cast the first comment.

    • rhywun

      I’d say the UK is deliberately destroying itself but honestly I would not expect anything different in many of the blue jurisdictions in the US.

    • R C Dean

      Isn’t the main thing that the guy rapes children, not that he didn’t disclose that he rapes children? Why isn’t that good cause to deport his ass?

      • PieInTheSky

        the children were asking for it.

      • rhywun

        something something you know who holds the power

  3. PieInTheSky

    I don’t know what this means, but I know it’s of great interest to you tech people.

    Stop calling the glibs nerds ya jock

      • UnCivilServant

        Why do I not believe you?

        🤨

      • bacon-magic

        “sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads,” who all think he is a “righteous dude”.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🤭. O, bacon. My sausage king of Chicago.

      • sloopyinca

        After rewatching that scene, I’m siding with the maitre’ d.
        ::breaks fourth wall::
        A, you can go too far. B, he deserves to get busted because he’s not respectful of the restaurant’s reservation policy, their dress code, or their patrons who clearly scheduled a lunch there.

        He also threatens to yell “rat” even though there’s no rat present, meaning he’s willing to materially damage Chez Quis’s reputation in order to further his ruse and get a free meal.

        It’s shitty behavior. His sister was right all along (until she met Charlie Sheen anyway) and he deserved to be caught and punished.

      • rhywun

        Yeah AFAIAC he was the villain of the movie.

      • sloopyinca

        They should make a Ferris Bueller sequel where he’s a bum, his kids are punks, and Cameron’s dad sues him into the poor house.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Snooty and snotty! Love Jonathan Schmock. And how I would have loved to go to that gorgeous restaurant (L’Orangerie?).

        And I don’t think Sloane would have been a cheerleader.

      • PieInTheSky

        are you some sort of entomologist or something?

      • UnCivilServant

        Juris has a sideline biting the heads off of chickens at circuses.

      • rhywun

        I’m not your buddy, guy!

      • rhywun

        I read somewhere that “geek” and “nerd” have swapped connotations… IDGAF at this point. Anyone using those terms unironically should be slapped in the face either way.

      • kinnath

        Geek has always been about obsession. It’s common (at least in my circles) to talk about beer-geeks and wine-geeks which have nothing to do the with the topic of nerds.

  4. PieInTheSky

    This could be worse than the George Floyd aftermath. Hopefully it stays in Georgia and Florida.

    All Posts Filed Under…
    Games

    on gliberarians dot com is not worse than the George Floyd aftermath

    • PieInTheSky

      NOT fair stealth editing

    • Drake

      We will have to put our faith in Bojangles.

      • sloopyinca

        Your faith should have already been in Bojangles. Because it’s the best chain fried chicken in the world.

      • R C Dean

        I was always partial to Popeye’s, but it’s been awhile.

      • UnCivilServant

        Popeyes is all breading and no chicken.

      • DrOtto

        I liked Bo’s till they started opening around here and they have dropped bone-in chicken on new store menus. It’s only chicken strips and sandwiches. That ain’t what I mean by fried chicken.

      • Not Adahn

        Church’s has the best biscuits.

      • slumbrew

        Hot take:

        Fried chicken is just… fine. I don’t get how people get rapturous. Same for biscuits.

        (I have had high-quality versions of both, multiple times. Meh.)

      • UnCivilServant

        Whose so-called “high-quality” versions did you have?

      • slumbrew

        My MIL’s (she’s from Louisville) is widely acclaimed. Hattie’s in Saratoga Springs. A few others I’m blanking on.

      • Not Adahn

        I know of three people that make excellent biscuits, and exactly ONE commercial enterprise that makes good ones.

      • Not Adahn

        Hattie’s does make the best fried chicken sandwich anywhere. Their biscuits are only meh.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        KFC has the best slaw. Which, if we are being honest, is all that really matters in fast food chicken.

      • UnCivilServant

        Zwak is clearly just trolling.

      • Not Adahn

        Some people seem to enjoy the mixture of raw cabbage with sugar and mayonnaise.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sugar?

        You’re supposed to use Mayo and Vinegar.

      • Not Adahn

        Zwak specified KFC tho.

      • UnCivilServant

        More proof that he’s trolling.

        That slop is inedible.

  5. PieInTheSky

    I’m sure you’d have found another way. There was plenty of online whoring before this guy and will be after he’s died.

    The man who did most to empower women…

    • PieInTheSky

      Heloooooo…. Anyone here?

      • R.J.

        Sorry. Busy morning.

      • UnCivilServant

        Pie, it’s early workday here. I was working.

    • PieInTheSky

      google dot com did America just get nuked?

      Hmmm nope

  6. rhywun

    Mo Salah is leaving Liverpool (a year later than he should have)

    “potential destinations including the Saudi Pro League and Major League Soccer”

    I was gonna guess Arabia but MLS is another popular retirement league. A player of his stature only goes to either LA or Miami and all the superstar slots are filled there IIRC. And Arabia probably pays WAY better.

    • sloopyinca

      He’s Muslim so I’d expect him to go to the Saudi League and make a shitload of money for a few years. Then maybe America, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see him start a management career instead.

      • sloopyinca

        You know who I’d really like to see coaching him next year in the Saudi league?

        Arne Slot.

      • juris imprudent

        Ah, what have you done for us lately, as in I’ve-totally-forgotten-about-last-season.

      • sloopyinca

        Almost every decision he made in the offseason WRT transfers has not worked out. And he’s stuck with Salah all year even though his production has been absolutely horrible.

        Last year was last year. This team should never fall below third in the table with their resources. But they blew a boatload of money to bring in a bunch of guys from the less physical German league and expected them to do the same thing in the English league right out of the gate?

      • juris imprudent

        Is Slot really in charge of transfers? I read something a while back that head coaches aren’t the managers of yore, and transfers are falling outside of their control.

    • Raven Nation

      I see Griezeman has signed a deal with Orlando.

      • juris imprudent

        That will go about as well as Shaqiri did in Chicago.

  7. rhywun

    A platform is merely a place to go.

    I’m not sure I buy that anymore.

    Really, they are publishers. But I don’t know if that makes any difference in this case which was plainly decided on “feels” more than anything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Common Tater

      They should ban algorithms.

    • R C Dean

      The social media platforms do so much to manage what you see that I struggle with “content-neutral platform”.

      I also struggle with, why the fuck should the state get paid if Meta did fuck up?

  8. Ownbestenemy

    Fire truck in deadly LaGuardia crash lacked equipment needed to trigger warning, NTSB says

    Im not sure NTSB understands how the ASDE surface radar actually works if they truly think this. While a transponder on the vehicle would improve the display presented to ATC (such as providing a tagged target like “Fire1” or some such), it in no way impacts the safety logic of the radar processing and prediction logic of an un-tagged target encroaching on the runway.

    • Ownbestenemy

      However, NTSB is claiming that the ASDE didn’t issue an alert…

      A runway warning system failed to sound an alarm before an Air Canada jet collided with a fire truck that crossed its path while landing at New York’s LaGuardia Airport, federal investigators said.

      For me since this is equipment I work on (not at LGA specifically), I want to know did ATC have any inhibit area drawn, did the system not pick up the raw target and include it in its safety logic, were they in ‘limited mode’ which would, cause an issue here and sometimes after restoring the system after maintenance, will go into that mode until AT takes it out. What does the last ‘golden map’ look like? A ‘golden map’ is basically a noise floor of raw radar data when the airport is least busy to help filter out stationary targets like signs/building/etc.

      In the end though, a controller lost their situational awareness with the two separate issues going on at once.

      • robodruid

        Hey OBE.
        As part of my job, i have to escort contractors across a military runway. Fro mlistnening to the recordings all went per training.
        Up to the point where fire truck was told to stop. I do not understand how they did not hear that on the radio.

        yes controller screwed up.
        But so did the fire truck. Do not understand why they were not listening.
        Also did they not see the plane’s lights?

      • UnCivilServant

        robodruid – In re the plane’s lights – in the online chatter regarding the situation, a pilot discussing the issue of lights pointed out that it was difficult to tell if it was a small plane closer to you or a big plane further away. Could be they did see the lights but thought it was a more distant bigger plane until it became “oh, crap” and too late for anyone to stop.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The full report will be a cosmic set of circumstances that all happened at once sadly — and really speaks to how safe it really is. I mean, basically in this instance it appears there were FOUR separate circumstances that led to it.

        – Controller situational awareness
        – Firetruck only monitoring ground (when we are on the field, we carry a handheld separately from our truck radio to monitor local for aircraft landing/departing)
        – Separate emergency with the United? plane
        – Firetruck seeming to also lose their situational awareness.

        As for not seeing the plane’s lights — couple things. At night, can you tell me the distance of an aircraft landing not knowing what type it is? This is where the Port Authroity drivers were complacent. Once they got the clearance to cross, which by timing wasn’t even at the hold line I don’t think, and didn’t assess. Hindsight I know.

      • robodruid

        @ Ownbestenemy on March 25, 2026 at 7:55 am

        No I cannot tell what is comming down the runway by lights. And where i work, its only about 4 types of planes. And I dont do this stuff at night. Its honestly the scariest part of my job. (feel free to mock)

        A terrible accident.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No way I’d mock that. We don’t do it often either in my discipline so we are always hyper aware.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Better article on NTSB preliminary findings

      This part is a grey area in the ASDE system and where the transponder on the firetruck would have helped

      “ASDE-X did not generate an alert due to the close proximity of vehicles merging and unmerging near the runway, resulting in the inability to create a track of high confidence,”

      That means there were multiple radar targets and the one mover (the firetruck) was lost in the noise.

      This part though, now has me leaning to multiple astronomical f-ups on both the controller and the fire truck.

      “They’re flashing red because it knows there is an aircraft on the runway and it’s unsafe to go on the runway,”

      If you are curious on how they work, check it out here

    • slumbrew

      I was wondering about that; You can see ground vehicles at BOS but it looks like LGA doesn’t have that; ISTR you pointed me to something about that last time I asked & it’s maybe an experimental system?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nope. Not experimental at all. Just a ADS-B out transponder usually on UAT broadcast.

        Airfield Ops and Fire absolutely at minimum should have them. Us here in TechOps with the FAA is hit and miss usually due to hangups with the Union. Though we rarely cross runways if at all.

      • slumbrew

        Seems crazy that it’s not universal for the bigger airports.

  9. Plinker762

    They are probably shutting down Sora because it lacked the proper training to prevent all the politically incorrect videos people were producing. Youtube is full of Sora produced videos which would result in life sentences in England.

    • UnCivilServant

      Might also be that it was losing money.

      I mean, I don’t think OpenAI can charge enough to cover its costs and have any customers, but the video generation takes more compute horsepower than the text.

  10. rhywun

    “I’ve never been a gang member”

    Well, that settles it.

  11. rhywun

    Damn, dude. Relax.

    I have a feeling that Experian commercial he is in and which airs about fifteen thousand times a day will not be airing much any more.

  12. DrOtto

    Regarding Nacua’s “Fuck all the Jews” I think he meant this in a sexual connotation based on his behavior. The story suggests he did an “antisemitic in nature” dance 2 weeks prior to the biting event. I’m not sure what that even means?

    • Ted S.

      He did a pole dance with a Torah scroll on Simchat Torah?

    • sloopyinca

      “I’m not sure what that even means?”

      I think it was the rubbing his hands together greedily TD dance. People said it had a happy merchant look to it.

      • rhywun

        Oh that was him too??

        I guess Experian doesn’t give a shit then cuz I’ve seen that commerical probably dozens of times since.

  13. rhywun

    Enjoy those windmills, dumbasses.

    Watching them trying to refrain from cozying up to Russia is going to be darkly amusing.

  14. rhywun

    “We are a minority-majority state, and the idea that the four candidates of color are not going to be on the stage to bring those perspectives, to really speak to those communities, is really not doing right by the voters,”

    Literal racism. But the good kind, I guess. And of course the NYT plays right along with the madness.

    • R C Dean

      Are they a majority-minority state if you don’t count the illegals?

      • WTF

        NNOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND!!!11!!!!
        RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!11!!!

      • rhywun

        Or the white hispanics?

    • Ownbestenemy

      So they denied the minorities? /laughing at the stupid

  15. Common Tater

    ““He bit (Atiabi) on her left shoulder, on the scapula, with such massive force to leave a complete circular impression of all of his teeth as marks on her skin,” Atiabi wrote in her restraining order request.

    “The bite broke some skin and caused visible injury that was photographed shortly thereafter.””

    I hope he didn’t catch anything.

  16. PieInTheSky

    Today in commie X bios that make you wonder if parody, though it does not seem like

    E-M
    @EuropeanMarxoid
    ☭🚩🇧🇫🇨🇩🇨🇳🇨🇺🇰🇵🇵🇸🇸🇩🇻🇪🚩☭
    🚩Marxist,🚩
    🌐Third Worldist,🌐
    ✊Proletarians of all countries, unite✊
    🇵🇸Death to Israel and its allies🇵🇸
    Česká republika

    While this fellar is from the EU, the USA jholds its own on the commie front

    Bailey ☭ 贝利
    @b_thomas_2103
    ♻️☭ Eco-Leninist| ♀️ Feminist| 🏳️‍🌈| 🇨🇳 Friend of Socialist China| DSA-PSL| Hoosier| BA Poli Sci| 💕🇵🇸🇸🇩🇻🇪🇨🇩🟩☫🟥💕
    Commie goddess (she/her)

    • UnCivilServant

      Lets skip the commie claptrap, line them up at the ditch and give them the end they are advocating to get.

  17. Not Adahn

    There was plenty of online whoring before this guy and will be after he’s died.

    True, but creating a much lower barrier to entry and ease of payment shifted the balance more towards the “camgirls good at camgirling” from the previous equilibrium of “tech savvy + business savvy + high work drive + nice rack.”

    ::edit faerie on duty today::

    • PieInTheSky

      also they made it easier to use blockquotes

      • UnCivilServant

        Does this mean you’re going to start?

    • Not Adahn

      Thanks, edit fairy!

  18. Not Adahn

    What’s Sindarin for “Morgoth’s cockholster?”

      • juris imprudent

        Illustrating the nerd v. geek distinction?

      • Not Adahn

        Bonus link.

    • (((Jarflax

      I think it is colbert.

    • WTF

      To translate “Morgoth’s cockholster” into Sindarin, one must reconstruct terms for anatomical slang, as J.R.R. Tolkien did not provide direct Elvish translations for modern profanity.

      The closest literal construction is Morgoth en-Gwael-Chathol, which translates to “Morgoth’s scabbard-sword” or “Morgoth’s sheath-blade.”

    • The Last American Hero

      1 – Colbert is a legit hardcore fan.
      2 – No we don’t need any more movies
      3 – He has jack and squat screenwriting resume, so having him write a 300 million dollar movie is a real gamble
      4 – No, I don’t trust him to keep modern political views out of any script he would come up with. Everything is political with him. If he takes a piss and it smells funny, it’s probably Trump’s fault since his piss didn’t smell funny when Biden was in office.

  19. Common Tater

    “Last week, Gorman, an 18-year-old Loyola University freshman, was gunned down on a Chicago beach during a late-night walk with her friends while looking for the northern lights….

    “The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood,” Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden said about the killing, in a video posted to X….

    “And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time, running into a person who had a gun. They might have startled this person at the end of the pier, unintentionally.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/opinion/lefts-response-to-sheridan-gormans-murder-is-jaw-dropping/

    Tres will avenge her death.

    • PieInTheSky

      wrong-place – Chicago ?

      • Drake

        Wrong time – 2026.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “She was asking for it with that skirt she was wearing”

      Jesus the hoops and pretzels politicians will go through to protect their narratives.

    • (((Jarflax

      The shooter was just out doing the normal things kids do in that neighborhood. The people out looking for the northern lights were the anomoly.

    • juris imprudent

      running into a person who had a gun

      Whoa sister – ain’t that kinda illegal in Chicago?

      • Ted S.

        Indiana guns for the win!

    • rhywun

      Ouch.

      But yes, the left is not exactly covering themselves in glory here. I don’t know what depths they will sink to to favor illegal aliens over citizens but JFC this is pretty deep.

    • Rat on a train

      The kids were just out doing the normal wilding. They didn’t expect to encounter people looking for the lights.

  20. (((Jarflax

    The idea that every successful book or movie must be a ‘franchise’ annoys me. It especially annoys me with something as carefully crafted as Tolkien’s work. Not everything is a comic book. Go make something new.

    • UnCivilServant

      “What? You want us to take a chance on something that isn’t a proven property?”

    • The Last American Hero

      Fun fact, the hobbits had universal healthcare, nobody was super rich or super poor, and their carbon footprint was minimal in spite of being farmers and using woodburning stoves.

      /Colbert

    • trshmnstr

      I remember when Celina didnt suck.

      I thank God every day that we got out of Dallas.

  21. Toxteth O'Grady

    Re Haha: Nooo, not the other place too!

    Local 91X DJ said Johnny Marr visited the studio not long after the Smiths broke up. After they’d borrowed an expensive guitar (“Play something for us?”), he strummed an E chord.

    @ rhy and Evan, very belatedly: I thought I was the only European Vacation fan! Great cameos.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Our vilde chaya. He has nystagmus: he rolls downstairs like a Slinky.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Le purr; le row row.

        Not sure yet if he’s stupid or just young (a year).

    • Evan from Evansville

      I wouldn’t say I’m a ‘fan’ of Euro Vacation, but it has its parts. “Big Ben!” is funny. I’ve never seen the Xmas one.

      OT: Johnny Marr’s good in Modest Mouse’s last(?) good album, the IMO incredibly underrated “We Were Dead Before…”

      • rhywun

        I hope that’s Nipplestrabe.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Heh, I knew I liked youse. I should restart my DVD with CC’s commentary.

  22. juris imprudent

    No enrichment ever. Islamist warmongers shouldn’t get their hands on weapons of mass destruction today, or in 10 or 20 years.

    Nuclear supremacy yesterday, nuclear supremacy today, nuclear supremacy forever!

    Every time we do this, we illustrate exactly why other countries should pursue nuclear capability. Because we sure as hell leave the NORKS alone.

    • Common Tater

      We probably wouldn’t if North Korea had better missiles.

    • rhywun

      Well, yeah. The question is more, what will a country run by suicidal death-cult nut-jobs do with them?

      • Drake

        Hey! Antisemitism!

      • juris imprudent

        Well, even for those nut-jobs, let’s say they launch one or two – what is the outcome? Full nuclear retaliation and obliteration of the country. I suspect even the most devout believer in the return of the Mahdi isn’t asking for that.

      • WTF

        I suspect even the most devout believer in the return of the Mahdi isn’t asking for that.

        Your faith is touching.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        72 virgins says you are wrong, JI.

    • WTF

      Of course the Norks have also left us alone, so there is that as well.

      • juris imprudent

        It wasn’t Shi’a fanatics behind 9-11.

      • Sensei

        Our friends the Saudis?

    • Drake

      Have to assume Turkey is working on a bomb right now. They are next on the list.

    • Not Adahn

      So why do other countries still fuck with Israel? Or is it the claim that only the US is deterred by nukes?

      • Drake

        Why have we and European proxies been fucking with Russia for 12 years?

      • Not Adahn

        Because we don’t believe that Rooshia is going to use their nukes unless they’re all going to die anyway. Which obviously means that people (including you!) don’t believe Israel is any different so your “ironic” antisemitism is just performative groyperism.

      • rhywun

        IMHO pushing Russia into the “axis of evil” was the stupidest foreign policy program in decades. Maybe it was inevitable but I doubt it.

      • WTF

        IMHO pushing Russia into the “axis of evil” was the stupidest foreign policy program in decades.

        It was incredibly stupid. When the Soviet Union fell, the Russians should have been welcomed as part of the Western nations and NATO should have been dissolved.
        But I guess there’s not much grift in that.

      • (((Jarflax

        Did we push Russia into the axis of evil? Or did Russia look at European globalism’s cultural suicide pact and nope the fuck out? I think the idea of Good vs Evil is kind of simplistic, not in the sense of there not being actual Good (as a theoretical pole, not actually exemplified by any nation), but in the sense of there being myriad Evils.

      • WTF

        I would say the continued ostracism of Russia as evil along with the continued expansion of NATO to their borders at the very least went a long way toward pushing them into the adversaries category rather than the economic and cultural partners category.

      • (((Jarflax

        Sure, that aspect was us pushing them away, but I think the decision to remain nationalist rather than join the European rush to globalize came first and the isolation strategy was mostly in response to that. I don’t want to set Russia up as the good guys, there is more than one way to be evil, but Russia choosing to avoid the globalist suicide pact and in return being cast as the boogie man says more about the evil of NATO/EU/ US Democrats than Russia. I’m not really disagreeing with you, just saying it wasn’t so much stupid foreign policy as it was evil foreign policy.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the US absolutely does not smell so sweet in any of this.

        We’re just a different flavor of asshole.

      • Not Adahn

        We’re just a different flavor of asshole.

        Speaking of, where’s HM been lately?

      • Drake

        Keeping Russia and China apart was the primary goal of our foreign policy until recently. Not sure when that changed – maybe 2014 with the Ukraine coup, maybe earlier.

      • WTF

        I’m not really disagreeing with you, just saying it wasn’t so much stupid foreign policy as it was evil foreign policy.

        I think we should embrace the power of “and”.

    • Not Adahn

      Some guys pay for that.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      In the land of down on two knees, the one kneed man is king.

    • (((Jarflax

      You went no true Scotsmen while calling out a no true Scotsman argument! This has created a square Scotsman which can now be used to calculate the ideal haggis!

      • UnCivilServant

        The ideal haggis formula was already derived using Pict^(n-1)

    • rhywun

      Meh that amount of circlejerking is way above my pay grade.

      Much like the next depression, it was inevitable so might as well get it over with.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      “why can’t conservatives be the conservative I want?”

      /JI or Dems? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

    • trshmnstr

      He gets at the same point I’ve been making for a while. This conservative kerfuffle is a rehash of Buchanan v Buckley, but with modern retarded rhetoric.

    • slumbrew

      I keep meaning to sign up for that, since it’s a bundled benefit on my card. I’m just never at the airport early enough.

    • Not Adahn

      Hey! There are other websites if you want to talk about Syndey Sweeny’s box. We’re family friendly here!

      • Common Tater

        Wait two hours.

      • R.J.

        I was about to make that the GlibFlick logo.

      • Common Tater

        Do it!

  23. Common Tater

    “The husband of famous author Lindy West has unleashed a furious tirade against a reporter, branding them as ‘a bitter, untalented, mean-girl’ after they wrote a review of West’s new tome.

    West, 44, made a slew of shocking admissions about her polyamorous relationship in her new memoir Adult Braces, which dropped earlier this month.

    In the book, West sensationally described in detail how she reluctantly agreed to enter into a throuple with her husband, Ahamefule J. Oluo and his partner Roya Amirsoleymani.

    Following the explosive tome’s release, Slate writer Scaachi Koul published a lengthy profile and interview with West.

    But Oluo has now lashed out at Koul, accusing her of ‘intentionally skewing the story to fit her own bitter narrative’ and ‘intentionally diminishing his personhood and career.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/love-sex/article-15675823/lindy-west-author-husband-ahamefule-oluo-slate-reporter.html

    Everyone in this story is an asshole.

    • rhywun

      Everyone in this story is an asshole.

      I would expect nothing less from people play-acting at “throupling”. 🙄

    • Evan from Evansville

      Pinch hitting for Tres in an odd way: Lindy West would be cute if she lost about 100+ pounds. Speaking of: “She is the author of several essay collections including Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman. Topics she writes about include feminism, popular culture, film, and the fat acceptance movement.”

      Shrill Notes from a Loud Woman: Her sex-tape audio, I’m sure. Woe on that, and wonder why throupling isn’t for you. (Or anyone. I’m convinced ‘polyamorous’ shit is one person wanting to fuck others and dragging the unwilling, but too afraid/attached to what she can get to contemplate leaving, so they are ‘forced’ to involve themselves in the play.)

    • (((Jarflax

      $20 billion isn’t enough to even start rooting out the Moon Nazis, no way is there any money left over for silver mini-dresses.

    • Not Adahn

      When can we build a new sports stadium and high-speed rail on the moon?

      • WTF

        I wonder how far an Aaron Judge homer would go on the Moon?
        I’m sure there’s a way to know, but I’m too lazy to do the math.

      • Grumbletarian

        I would expect about a half mile, given 1/6th gravity and no wind resistance.

      • The Last American Hero

        We have to finish Biden’s rail project to India first.

  24. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Sorry, but I have been laughing my ass off about the whole California governor debate.

    teve Hilton, the leading candidate for governor despite his status as an unapologetic Republican in blue California, called it a perfect metaphor for the state’s spate of recent failures.

    After the University of Southern California abruptly canceled its televised gubernatorial debate late Monday, less than 24 hours before it was set to take place, Democrats scrambled to come up with an alternative forum. Despite the frantic reaction, the crowded field of Democratic candidates couldn’t agree to the proposed ground rules.

    The debate implosion and the subsequent failure to quickly reorganize played right into the leading GOP contender’s hands.

    “This is just so symptomatic of everything that’s wrong with California,” Hilton told RealClearPolitics on Tuesday in the aftermath of the debate’s cancellation. “Everything is broken, from the high-speed rail, where they haven’t laid any tracks. Then last week we saw that $100 million butterfly bridge to nowhere. There’s been billions spent on homelessness with nothing to show for it, and the problem just gets worse.”

    “Nothing works. Everything’s broken. It’s all a shambles,” Hilton asserted. “They can’t even organize a debate.”

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2026/03/25/dems_scramble_after_california_governors_debate_implodes_153978.html

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      This is what happens when you monkey around with the rules so much in a backassed attempt to eliminate the other party. Jungle primaries, mail in ballots, rank choice, all of that only works when you are actually putting out fires, making people lives better. When you lose the plot, the other guy can make a sweeping argument and you can lose everything.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I’d vote for Steve Hilton.

        “This used to be a hell of a state once. I can’t understand what’s gone wrong with it.” /swigs whisky

      • rhywun

        all of that only works when you are actually putting out fires, making people lives better

        Or just keep things limping along well enough to not raise the ire of voters.

        That is a lesson NYC/S politicians learned the hard way and they could teach CA a thing or two about it.

    • Common Tater

      “Then last week we saw that $100 million butterfly bridge to nowhere.”

      They are blaming that on Trump’s tariffs.

    • Not Adahn

      “If you do not have a viable path to make it to the general election, do not file to place your name on the ballot for the primary election,” Hicks wrote in the letter just days before the March 6 filing deadline. But no candidate decided to heed Hicks’ call, and the letter drew a scathing response from Thurmond, who asserted that it was aimed at pressuring “candidates of color” to end their gubernatorial bids.

      “Our political system is rigged,” Thurmond said. “The California Democratic Party is essentially telling every candidate of color in the race for governor to drop out.”

      Hicks rejected that criticism, noting the letter did not name any specific candidate.

      On Tuesday, as candidates scrambled to regroup after USC canceled the debate, the large field of Democrats still couldn’t agree on a commitment to continue including all the candidates in future debates.

      Part of the group wanted all parties to abide by a pledge to participate in future debates only if all Democratic candidates are invited. But that idea fell apart when they couldn’t get a commitment from fellow Democratic candidates.

      Still, Becerra, one of the candidates who was not invited to the USC debate, celebrated the decision to quash it entirely.

      “We fought. We won! We stood up against an unfair candidate debate set-up that prematurely chose winners and losers,” Becerra posted Monday night on X. “Tonight USC made the right decision to cancel their March 24 gubernatorial forum … so hopefully next time it’s done right. Thank you to everyone who stood up, raised hell and demanded justice. Never give up when you’re fighting for fairness!”

      Too many grifters griftblocking the countergrifters.

      Also, how is it that Becerra and Swallwell are NOT recognized as causing cancer?

  25. Sensei

    “It’s definitely true that the hardware associated with renewable generation played a major role, but that was inevitable.”

    Yes, inevitable once you decided to discourage generation that can provide consistent power. Fun watching our Top Man at Ars spin the world to his desired viewpoint.

    Final analysis of 2025 Iberian blackout: Policies left Spain at risk

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/03/final-analysis-of-2025-iberian-blackout-policies-left-spain-at-risk/

    • rhywun

      The left is going to twist itself until it winks out of existence in their futile attempts to try to keep the fantasy alive.

  26. UnCivilServant

    Okay Glibs I’ve got another oddity of a question – Did the smoking pipe exist in the old world prior to the introduction of tobacco? If so, what was smoked in it?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Id assume yes and assume anything psychedelic or thought to have medicinal properties like smooth sumac

    • Common Tater

      “Archaeological investigation has linked the first smoking pipes, made of copper, to Egypt around 2000 B.C. The pipes were found inside of tombs, next to mummies, though it’s not clear if the pipes were used for religious ceremonies or were recreational. Romans, Greeks, Celts, and Nordic tribes also smoked pipes, probably having picked it up from their travels east. Hippocrites – the Greek who gave birth to medicine and the Hippocratic Oath – prescribed “smoking herbs in a pipe” to treat female maladies. Another Greek, Herodotus, known as the “father of history,” noted Iranian tribes smoking “burning leaves” in 500 B.C.”

      https://www.holts.com/clubhouse/cigar-culture/tobacco-pipes-history

      • The Last American Hero

        Hippocrates probably told everyone smoking was bad but could be found behind the temple lighting one up in the morning.

    • Sensei

      Interesting. Appointed or elected judiciary there is my question.

      • (((Jarflax

        Ohio elects judges

      • Sensei

        That could make for an interesting election!

      • (((Jarflax

        Maybe, but Judicial elections in Ohio are often uncontested. We tend to have North Korea style judicial elections lol.

      • Sensei

        That’s the way Team Blue runs my county. Whoever gets the nomination in the “smokey back room” is going to be the winner.

    • UnCivilServant

      But in this case, apparently the judge decided to order that the WINNER pay half of the court costs – which according to the Adams County Clerk of Courts, totaled $587.

      The appeals court should order the judge to pay all of it as a penalty for his inappropriate ruling.

    • rhywun

      Afroman made fools out of them and for that he must pay.

    • Not Adahn

      I wonder if there’s sufficient forest in Adams County OH for STEVE SMITH to be interested in vacationing there.

  27. Common Tater

    “The “everyone” aspect of airports is likely part of the psychological dynamic here. For MAGA voters hostile to American diversity, there are all sorts of tricks for cordoning themselves off so they can minimize exposure to people who don’t look and talk exactly like them. But even for those who live in the whitest of suburbs, if they have to travel, that means going to an airport, usually in a city, where they get a full eyeball of the broad spectrum of people that constitute how Americans actually look: people of different races and ethnicities, queer people and the purple-haired feminists much discussed but rarely spotted in person in MAGA-land.

    (I may be a middle-aged white lady, but being a tattooed hipster flavor means that even I get a taste of how some conservatives loathe having to be among the hoi polloi when I’m at the airport in certain parts of the country. Last time I was in Midland, Texas, I passed the time waiting for my flight by counting the number of dirty looks I got from conservative-looking white people in the lobby. As I nursed my Starbucks and played games on my iPhone, I felt like a real antifa super solider.)”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/03/25/ice-at-airports-trumps-troll-move-backfires/

    • Ownbestenemy

      …counting the number of dirty looks I got from conservative-looking white people

      Uh huh…

    • rhywun

      The deployment isn’t triggering the liberals

      lol Yes it is. Stop lying, Amanduh.

      Your side would rather starve our TSA heroes to death (stay with me here) than pursue the exact same policies on vibrant newcomers that your side supported until Donald came on the scene.

      • (((Jarflax

        Ok, I hate Amanduh and her ilk, and am in favor of deporting people until we have an actual labor shortage, but that’s not reason enough for me to object starving TSA agents. I want my cake and to eat it too, especially in front of starving TSA agents.

    • rhywun

      I currently don’t live in a large city and except for the college crowd it’s like 90% white here.

      Is that not part of “how Americans actually look”?

      I passed the time waiting for my flight by counting the number of dirty looks I got from conservative-looking white people in the lobby

      JFC seek medical attention.

      • Common Tater

        She felt like a real antifa super solider!

    • rhywun

      Paywalled but IIRC unlike say IL or CA (and NJ?), NY is not quite about to fall off that cliff like those other states are. Not to say that the state is not under the complete control of public sector unions, but at least everyone pays attention to those watchdogs or at least pretends to.

      • Ted S.

        I’m at the point where I’d be OK with NYS GovSec workers winding up starving and living under bridges.

        Sorry, UCS.

      • UnCivilServant

        I just figured you were already ambivalent about my living conditions before this.

  28. The Other Kevin

    “A platform is merely a place to go.”

    True, but the US Government is still going after Kim Dotcom for MegaUpload, and they put Ross Ulbricht in jail for Silk Road until Trump pardoned him. So it seems precedent is set, unless the SC decides to change it.

      • Not Adahn

        Yup. Some fairly skeevy looking zoomer on youtube had the entire video and it really did look like the neighbor is going for a ghetto lottery payout.

      • rhywun

        Shhhh Gatewaypundit has a narrative to push.

    • WTF

      Except Ritchson’s helmet cam video shows the neighbor jumping in front of Ritchson’s bike, causing him to lay it down, and then after he gets back up pushing him over before Ritchson finally responded, and actually showed a lot of restraint when he did. I doubt I would have been able to restrain myself from beating the living shit out that asshole at that point.

      • Not Adahn

        Teaching your kids the appropriate levels of violence to employ is something a good parent should do.

      • slumbrew

        The silver lining:

        On Tuesday, police ultimately concluded that Ritchson acted in self-defense during the altercation with his neighbor.

        As a result, the investigation has been officially closed, and no charges will be filed,

        Good.

        Asshole neighbor will no doubt file a civil suit.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    So, anyway… I went out and bought a laser printer a couple of weeks ago. Cheapest bottom of the line Brother I could find. I finally got around to taking it out of the box yesterday, and right on top is acard which says, “Download the app!”

    WTF? How did it come to be that every thing in life from your car to your toaster to your water heater has to be linked to your phone?

    Plus, am I just completely losing it, or are the little pictogram “instructions” on the set up sheet intended for use by some variety of sub literate space aliens?

    • UnCivilServant

      hopefully, you can just plug it in and ignore the app nonsense. A printer doesn’t need it, but some dumb shit could have done something phenominally obnoxious like making features locked behind it. *glares at 3D Printer Camera*

    • The Last American Hero

      Mine didn’t require any app to download. Just connect to the computer and look for printers. Download drivers as needed.

    • Common Tater

      “Plus, am I just completely losing it, or are the little pictogram “instructions” on the set up sheet intended for use by some variety of sub literate space aliens?”

      I hate that shit.

    • (((Jarflax

      The issue I have with printers is the way every windows update is a game of printer Russian roulette. Oh, you wanted the printer/scanner to still work after the update? Sorry, time to buy a new one.

    • rhywun

      Yeah sometimes features are buried in the “app”.

      ISTR needing that for mine, maybe scanning?

      • Common Tater

        On a Mac, you should be able to use Image Capture for scanning.

    • Sensei

      She was never “moderate”. That’s not particularly shocking.

      OTH, did you know that she was a naval aviator who flew helicopters?

      • rhywun

        She’s as bad as Spanberger (is that her name), right?

      • Sensei

        Yes, she’s crazy left, but unlike AOC couches it in moderate tones.

        The only thing that constrains her is lack of funding.

  30. Common Tater

    “A new video released by O’Keefe Media Group with the Citizen Justice League has revealed homeless people on Skid Row being paid to forge signatures and use the names and addresses of registered voters for ballot petitions.

    These homeless people are paid $2 to $3 per form to sign as a real registered voter, James O’Keefe said. He said that the names and addresses of thousands of registered voters were found being handed out to the homeless. “The fraudulent petition circulator pulls out a list of names so that the homeless person can enter the name, address, and signature of a registered voter in Southern California,” he said, with the process of registering a homeless person to vote being skipped.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/homeless-people-on-las-skid-row-are-paid-to-forge-signatures-of-registered-voters-on-ballot-petitions-omg

    There is no cannibalism in the Royal Navy!

  31. (((Jarflax

    Not to be overly superstitious, but naming a complex ship after a guy best known for being bizarrely accident prone was probably a mistake.

  32. Sensei

    Ahh the King’s Men.

    Retired officers don’t need a separate license to carry a concealed gun because the federal Law Enforcement Officers Safety Act of 2004 gives them that right, and federal courts have backed it. But a New Jersey state law expands retired officers’ carry rights — allowing things like open carry and carrying hollow-point ammunition and higher-capacity magazines — if they get a special “retired police officers permit” that has an age cap and qualification requirements.

    https://newjerseymonitor.com/2026/03/24/nj-gun-carry-permit-lawsuit/

    • Not Adahn

      Apparently NY has a similar “qualification” requirement. That activity happens fairly often at my club. I don’t know if we get paid for that service or if it’s offered as a courtesy.

  33. Common Tater

    “Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) is a member of a secret Facebook group where users have posted content appearing to glorify Hamas in the wake of its October 7 terrorist massacre in Israel….

    The group is run by Palestinian activist Maher Abdel-Qader, a longtime Tlaib ally with a documented history of antisemitic rhetoric. Abdel-Qader has previously shared content describing Jews as “satanic” and casting doubt on whether six million Jews were killed in the Holocaust. He also served as chairman of Tlaib’s finance committee during her 2018 campaign, has donated thousands to her campaigns, and has appeared alongside her at multiple events. Tlaib publicly honored him during her campaign, presenting him with a medal in recognition of his support.

    Since Oct. 7, 2023, Abdel-Qader has continued to post inflammatory content, including falsely claiming that Israel was responsible for a deadly explosion at a Gaza hospital, an assertion later debunked by intelligence reports pointing to a failed rocket launch from the Palestinian side. Tlaib also amplified the claim.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/rashida-tlaib-linked-to-secret-facebook-group-glorifying-hamas-oct-7-massacre-report

    This is OK, but Facebook wouldn’t allow people to discuss covid.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Let joy be unrestrained

    Democrat Emily Gregory won a Florida special election on Tuesday, flipping a state legislative district that is home to Mar-a-Lago, the Palm Beach estate that President Donald Trump counts as his residence.

    The president had endorsed Gregory’s rival, Jon Maples. In a social media post Monday, he urged voters to turn out, saying Maples was backed “by so many of my Palm Beach County friends.”

    Democrats celebrated the victory as the latest sign voters are turning against Trump and Republicans ahead of the midterm elections in November. Tuesday was the latest in a series of lopsided or improbable victories in special elections across the country since Trump returned to the White House more than a year ago.

    We all love a good gloat.

    I know absolutely nothing about the candidates, but- touching back on yesterday’s discussion, the politician wing of the Republican party seems to unfailingly put forth the dumbest and most odious people they can find, and then profess bafflement when the little people stay away from the polls in droves.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “If Mar-a-Lago is vulnerable, imagine what’s possible this November,” said Heather Williams, president of the Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee. She said Tuesday’s race was the 29th seat that Democrats have flipped from Republican control since Trump took office.

    Yes, of course. “Generic Democrat” will slaughter “MAGA racist plutocrat” and America will be snatched from the jaws of despotic tyranny.

  36. Sensei

    Be afraid people. Be afraid. Also be sure to long PFE.


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