The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93

by | Apr 22, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 46 comments

“I’ve always wanted to do black face.” it my be the most Hat line ever, I think. This episode was named ‘The Grave Digger’ because #93 was Gilbert Brown‘s number, one of my favorite NFL players. He had a deal with Burger King up here where The Gilbert Burger was on the menu. He even coached the Green Bay Lingerie Football League team when that was a thing.

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46 Comments

  1. R.J.

    This is a great episode. Sneaking Milei’s hair in at the end made it even better.

    • Chafed

      Yes! I was glad I watched it all the way through.

  2. DEG

    I liked the “convincing” bit.

  3. rhywun

    OT… It is instructive what communists tell each other when they think no one else besides friendly NYT subscribers is listening.

    Tolentino was already employed by Condé Nast, one of the most prestigious and highest paying mass media companies in the country, when she started microlooting from Whole Foods.

    “They just write it off.”

    • Aloysious

      That right there is an ugly woman. And I don’t mean her looks.

      • rhywun

        Luckily for the rest of humanity, she is probably the type who weeds out any potential romantic partners who lean to the right of Mao long before it could get serious.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I like checking out the NYPost, but their ads overpower my computer to the point where I actively ensure I don’t go there. This frustrates me and I haven’t found a substitute, yet.

      Gotta filter through a lot of bullshit, but oddly, they’ve been reporting stories other folk haven’t been touching. I’m welcome to any suggestions.

      • rhywun

        Get an adblocker.

        The internet is unusable without one.

        I believe uBlock Origin is free.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I *have* an adblocker.

      • rhywun

        Get a better one.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @rhy *whispers* Thanks for better adblocker tip. Massive upgrade. I’m very ignorant about many things. This is another example.

        *skitters into shadows*

      • rhywun

        That’s what we’re all here for. Great success!

    • Threedoor

      Micro looting.

      That’s stealing bitch.

      And yeah. She’s ugly.

    • Evan from Evansville

      ‘”Microlooting” is a term used to describe the act of stealing small, low-value items from large corporations, often framed by proponents as a form of petty theft-as-political-protest against economic inequality and corporate exploitation.”

      Ah. So stealing.

      “Key aspects of microlooting discussed include: The Motive: It is presented as a response to perceived unfairness and a “low-trust” society where individuals feel the rich do not play by the rules.”

      Ya know how ya create a low trust society? Stealing. Bravo.

      “Justification: Some argue that because large corporations exploit workers and already factor high rates of theft into their profit margins, such acts are justifiable.”

      How does stealing from their boss help this ‘injustice?’ Ah, yes. “They write it off.” Fucking children telling themselves childish lies to make themselves feel better about doing shit they know they shouldn’t do and ‘should’ be ashamed of. I wanna steal that asshole’s fucking sucker and beat ’em over the head with it until they explain why what I’m doing actually benefits me. (I hope candy pops out of ’em!)

      • Threedoor

        You do that at the right store you catch hot lead.

      • rhywun

        Also…

        Congratulations, bitch. You just helped raised the prices for honest people.

        I wanna complain how fucking stupid communists are but… then I run into the old stupid vs. evil argument. She probably knows all of this and is just evil like all of the rest of them.

      • Threedoor

        Feature not a bug RHY

      • Evan from Evansville

        Most people only care if they think they’ll get caught.

        The high/low trust difference in cultures, societies, is profound. Damn Protestant work ethic. Cassandra, Cassandra…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, commies are absolutely invested in turning “high trust” into “low trust”. So they can more easily take over and rule over the ruins.

  4. Brochettaward

    Hi I am a New MOD here.
    Hi
    I am Freya
    I am Transgender Women
    I am Pansexual
    I am an Anarchist
    I am a Leftist
    I am Pro 2A (Second Amendment)
    I am pro guns
    My pronouns are She/They
    Respect me and I will respect you
    Disrespect and well you know.
    Do Not Call Me
    A Man
    Sir
    MAGA
    Far Right
    Soy boy
    Or any other bullshit.

    My response:

    Is that a gun in your pocket little lady or are you just happy to see me?

    • rhywun

      My pronouns are She/They

      I love the complete ignorance of language that all woke tards exhibit.

      → She and They are both nominative (subject) pronouns, dummy.

      • Derpetologist

        QUIET, YOU!

      • Evan from Evansville

        The Movement requires followers proud to be idiotically useful. Big Umbrella, so just add as many labels as possible. That way, ya really can be special.

        Good Times created our current flavor of it. (And often throughout history. Thanks for the rhyme!) The Participation Trophy culture combined with the supposed, assumed, ‘Get a Uni Degree –> Get a Job’ pipeline helped create our mass of ‘educated’ idiots in charge of branding.

        Fuck you, my Millennial Gen. Y’all need Jesus. I’m firmly irreligious, but *y’all* need Jesus. And a reality slap to the face.

      • Threedoor

        It was my folks and particularly the teachers their age that pushed the ‘gotta go to college’ lie. Then my age cohort became teachers and turned the kids into gay race communists.

      • Gdragon

        “Hangin’ in a chow line?”
        ———–

        I’ve said it before and I will continue to say it. Dave Chappelle is wrong, and if someone from the show confirmed what he said then I suspect that they simply don’t remember.

        The lyric in question is “Hangin’ in and jivin’!”

        It rhymes better with “Scratchin’ and survivin'”. It fits better. It is correct. I will die on this hill.

      • Gdragon

        I see from the comments on the video that I am not the only one who has been screaming about this. Sometimes the people who sound crazy on the internet are right.

      • rhywun

        I don’t speak jive so I can’t claim to have any special knowledge about that.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I have zero reference to what y’all are talking about, no fucks to give.

        I win. I happily accept this award.

    • Aloysious

      They has the IQ of a potato.

  5. UnCivilServant

    😑

    Through sheer bloody-minded stubbornness, I managed to keep going in XCOM2. Killed all the chosen, offed the Viper King, finally reached the final missions. First one is a sudden manditory stealth mission. Well, not technically manditory, but you get only three dudes and the map is stacked with some of the nastier enemies in the game. (not the heaviest, but stuff that will make your day bad)

    XCOM2 technically has stealth mechanics, but they suck. It seems they found a new way to induce frustration.

    • rhywun

      a new way to induce frustration

      I find myself less and less pleased with gaming lately since realizing that the entire point of it is exactly that.

      It got more obvious when I dabbled in game development in recent years. It’s all about pissing you off. It turns out I don’t like that.

      • UnCivilServant

        Given the success of From Software, there are customers for that sort of thing.

      • rhywun

        *tap tap tap*

        Ah, responsible for Dark Souls. Yeah, that is kind of the peak of that strategy. But really, all games are about pissing you off to some extent, if not as much as that.

    • Aloysious

      You inspired me to dust off XCOM: the Enemy Within.

      I’m reliving the joy of having my entire squad miss every shot, and the aliens hitting every shot.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, that’s what the series is known for.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Halo came out freshman year of high school and I was all over it. Warcraft III, sure. (Never WoW, tho I liked watching tournaments.) Thief and Thief II were absolutely fantastic. Worms: Armageddon, as well.

      Uh. Those are the only ones I got into. And I haven’t done anything in ~20 years. It’s another thing I really should ‘get’ and get into, oddly enough, to reward myself for staying on task. (And sitting still. Ev don’t do that well.)

      • rhywun

        I will never stop “gaming” (but I am not “hard core”) no matter how much it can piss me off. There is soooo much out there, something for every taste.

        It’s bigger than Hollywood, FFS.

  6. Brochettaward

    I think this is the first time I’ve heard a commie admit that the whole tax the rich thing isn’t about funding/revenue:

    As to your question, “what’s the whole tax the rich thing really about?”
    It’s a matter of prudent socio-economic hygiene.

    I think I’m one or two posts away from getting him to admit that wealthy people calls for a Final Solution.

    • Brochettaward

      And apparently our debt problem could be entirely solved with 0% interest rates! I mean, brilliant idea comrade, by why stop there? Why not negative interest rates?

    • Threedoor

      Commies don’t know a dam about hygiene.

    • Chafed

      Luigi Mangione is proof of that.

      • Brochettaward

        The thought of sniffing his piss or jizz filled underwear makes the (trans) girls faint.

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