Friday Afternoon Links

by | May 15, 2026 | Cocktails, Daily Links, I Am Lame | 91 comments

Sorry, no clever title for today.

The girlfriend and I watched Punisher: One Last Kill. It is bad. It is meaningless. It serves no purpose. It also doesn’t help connect Born Again to Spider-Man. Long story short, the audio wasn’t the problem.

This sums up my entire interest in the Odyssey.

I desire more options for cuts.

I see the first mistake.

I present the Redneck Lottery.

The AP, picking up the White Man’s Burden.

The study only tested Canadians, so I question the conclusion.

AI LLMs are super popular!

Glad that all the other problems are solved.

Alright ethical vegans, put down the pesticide.

You fucked up. You trusted us.

Coddled cunts. [archive link]

“It’s going to look like you’ve had work done.”

‘Reasonable’

For the drink this week, let’s move onto a national drink… of Trinidad and Tobago.

Queens Park Swizzle

  • 3 parts (0.75 oz) simple syrup
  • 8 parts (2 oz) rum (white is traditional, demerara is frequently used)
  • 4 parts (1 oz) lime juice
  • 8-10 mint leaves
  • 4 dashes Angostura Bitters

This drink traces back to the 1920s likely based on an older drink or a mere rename of a drink that existed before. Due to the pull of the hotel, the name stuck, and the drink grew in popularity. This is a drink that is built in the glass, no shaker needed. Start by adding the simple and mint to the bottom of a collins or hurricane glass, and muddling it gently (bruised and battered, not torn and shredded). Top with the rum, lime juice, and half of the bitters. Now you’re going to fill that glass nearly to the top with crushed/pebble ice and stir it. Traditionally you would use a twig to do this, but in the modern era, we have swizzle sticks or bar spoons for this purpose. Stir until the outside of the glass starts to frost, mound more crushed/pebble ice on top (creating a little mound at the top), garnish with the other two dashes of bitter and a mint bouquet. Stick a straw in, and enjoy.

With that, I leave you to your weekend. I hope you enjoy it.

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Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

91 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    I don’t get it.

    Why don’t people cut ties with the thieves in China? It’ll hurt less in the long run to shut down the links now.

    • juris imprudent

      Every corporation says “a billion untapped consumers” and promptly give away their business.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m once again limping into the weekend (no pun intended). I had a very busy week with few results to show for it.

      How YOU doin?

      • rhywun

        I just spent an entire day trying to get one stupid f’in thing to work. From a dozen different angles. And… nothing.

      • Threedoor

        Just cleaned out my storage unit.

        So many transmissions and transfer cases I had forgotten I had.

    • Aloysious

      I’ve got bread doh’ in the fridge for tomorrow morning.

  2. Sensei

    I mentioned that “vocal fry” article as well.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/05/men-use-vocal-fry-more-than-women-counter-to-stereotype/

    Surprisingly from the Top Men there:

    The studies that found women used vocal fry more often were from the US. This one finding that men use it more often is from Canada. Unless I missed something, it seems like based on what we have available to us it’s possible that which gender uses vocal fry more depends on which country you’re talking about and doesn’t support a universal claim about women vs men on this.

    Plus the bonus of this quote:

    Furthermore, “Telling women to avoid vocal fry to protect their careers [and] social perception puts the burden on speakers rather than challenging listeners’ biases, and that framing does real harm.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Soppy, nope, we are not dropping the standards of professonalism because like, speaking like an adult is hard ‘n stuff.

      • UnCivilServant

        *Sorry, nope…

        I typ gud.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        It’s good to question established orthodoxies? Like, asking questions? So, like, it’s good if everything sounds like a question?

      • Nephilium

        Chipping Pioneer:

        Another Canadian, talking the way ‘merican’s won’t. 🙂

  3. Shpip

    The 2024 election went disastrously, of course. But in the wake of that tragedy, the American people have been sending out clear signals that they would like a correction.

    Hate to break it to him, but 2024 was the correction.

    Americans saw what happens when the wokescolds can run amok without adult supervision, and they wanted no part of it.

    • Sensei

      You don’t understand. Arranging districts to secure black Democrats seats is the exact opposite of gerrymandering.

    • The Other Kevin

      Obviously the electorate is coming to their senses and would like to return to the true path of leftism.

    • rhywun

      I tapped out after a couple sentences. Who has time for that tedious whining?

  4. DEG

    He walked the talk. He discussed the injection he had given himself when he’d had a bout of ED.

    I wonder if the doctor actually performed that injection or did something else. Or is just making it all up.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    “The EEOC is here to protect all workers from anti-American bias. Nothing justifies illegal national origin discrimination, and we will vigorously enforce federal laws to restore dignity to the American worker.”

    Oh.

    • Fourscore

      “I speak Mexican jive”

      /Why are you laughing?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Mexisota?

    • R C Dean

      Eh, the EEOC has brought dumber cases.

  6. Pat

    An American employee was derided by his Mexican co-workers for not being able to speak Spanish fluently, the agency said.

    Admittedly, I grew up in the north where wypipo still perform construction labor, but that’s pretty tame compared to the shit I heard on my dad’s job sites.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    When N.Y.U. made the announcement two weeks ago, a few students began poring over Dr. Haidt’s writing and speeches and then went public with their concerns. They took offense at some of his remarks, as well a class lecture from 2014.

    Of course they did.

    • Nephilium

      “I’m sure he wrote something in the past that we can claim is offensive today!”

  8. The Other Kevin

    This sums up my entire interest in the Odyssey.
    They should just scrap the movie and make a new one about a Greek restaurant called The Odyssey. That would support the casting choices. Elliot Page is a bus boy in this one.

    • Fourscore

      He almost made it, gotta give him that.

    • rhywun

      Shouldn’t there be a barrier there? But yeah he prolly saw it coming either way.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Nickel Plate rail-to trail is in Noblesville, right near me.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I bet that driver was tanked!

  9. Chipping Pioneer

    The first thing I noticed on the San Diego budget link is that cutting non-tax fees is categorized as “new expenses”.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      And all the cuts are accompanied with the number of poors / government employees “affected”.

    • Sensei

      I think that’s one of GM’s China Buick imports. But they all look the same to me.

      It’s on brand if it is a Buick.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So that is what being between a rock and a hard place looks like.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not even sure I know what vocal fry is, but there are a couple of commercials featuring women whose voices make me want to strangle them as soon as they begin to speak.

    • Sensei

      If you want the hear nails on a chalkboard you get get multiple videos of it on YouTube.

    • DEG

      Look for a video of Kat Timpf speaking.

  11. Pat

    Do insects feel pain? Crickets certainly seem to, according to new research which finds they stroke and groom a sore antenna in much the same way as a dog nurses its hurt paw.

    Everything with a brain and a central nervous system feels pain by that definition. How’ that’s processed as a subject experience in a creature with a brain that may or may not even be advanced enough to experience consciousness is another question.

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      This is why I didn’t eat the side dish of crickets when I was ate at a fancy restaurant in Mexico City. Besides, the steak was filling enough.

    • CPRM

      Reacting to an injury and feeling pain are not the same. I’ve never seen a bug just stop and writhe around without a serious injury that will kill it. Smack a man in the balls and that’s not a life threatening injury, but he will writhe in pain.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Crime of the century

    Whether legal or not, I am of the strong opinion that this is an attempt at the largest theft ever by an American politician. It is a conflict of interest so enormous that the term itself doesn’t even really capture what’s happening.

    In fact, last month, a federal judge in the case gave Trump’s private lawyers and the government’s attorneys until May 20 to explain how the case isn’t a scam to enrich the president, writing, “Although President Trump avers that he is bringing this lawsuit in his personal capacity, he is the sitting president and his named adversaries are entities whose decisions are subject to his direction.” The judge added that it “raises questions here over whether the Parties here are truly antagonistic to each other.”

    Like when former EPA employees at EarthJustice sue former EarthJustice employees at the EPA?

    • Rat on a train

      What we couldn’t get through the legislature we will get through consent decrees.

    • rhywun

      flying under the radar

      lol

      As if any of his many evils can stay concealed for more than a microsecond. 🙄

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      It’s pretty scuzzy regardless of who is doing it.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    They’re essentially trying to find a settlement that would be agreeable to Trump, and shovel a ton of cash over to him in return for him dropping the suit. The mob has a word for that kind of move: “shakedown.”

    No one has ever taken as much money in the history of the nation as Trump is attempting to hoover up from the federal government right now.

    The sum Trump is asking for, $10 billion, is the same amount in childcare subsidies that he froze last year. It is almost enough to fund federal disaster relief for a year. It is enough to fund the entire National Park Service for five years. It’s enough to fund the Peace Corps for 20 years. And it could all go straight into the Trump family coffers.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    • The Other Kevin

      Do you know how many Somali learing centers that could fund!

      • Rat on a train

        a office full of hospices in every major city

  14. The Late P Brooks

    This is what life looks like under a mad king; every day brings a new “let them eat cake” moment.

    And now, as Americans suffer through the war and the economy that Trump imposed on them, he is thinking about helping himself to billions more of your money.

    We’re going to need a bigger fainting couch.

    • The Other Kevin

      At this point I can give two shits considering how way more is funneled to NGO’s and fraudulent daycares and such.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Yowza, that is some hot horseradish.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    At this point I can give two shits considering how way more is funneled to NGO’s and fraudulent daycares and such.

    Same here.

    And we all know the Obamas barely had two nickels to rub together when they left the White House.

  17. Aloysious

    wrt the Odyssey, I’m waiting for streaming or whatever.

    So I can FF through the stupid parts.

    • Pat

      So I can FF through the stupid parts.

      At best that might leave you the credits.

    • Threedoor

      You misspelled steaming.

  18. Brochettaward

    Starmer is out there threatening to arrest any far-right loons who think borders, citizenship, or culture matter. He’s not going to tolerate any provocation against diverse communities. They can’t help it if they start attacking Brits in their own country protesting against their presence that they pay to support.

    It’s funny. He’s blocking provocateurs who oppose this crap from traveling to the country to participate in this. Come here believing that ISIS just didn’t go far enough and that white women who don’t cover themselves deserve to be raped? Come on in, cultural enricher!

  19. rhywun

    [Kars4Kids] violated California false advertising and unfair competition laws by failing to disclose that donations primarily fund Orthodox Jewish programs

    Next you’re going to tell me that donations to the Soros family don’t actually help create “open societies”.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Wait, it doesn’t really give kids cars?

      • Evan from Evansville

        I thought you traded the kids for the car. I mean, it’s right in the title. They were lying to me?

        *kicks dirt* Those two were worth more than a ’19 Kia.

    • Pat

      The ruling was published May 8 and comes after California resident Bruce Puterbaugh sued the charity in 2021, claiming he donated his car after repeatedly hearing the famous ad and believed the proceeds would help underprivileged children in California.

      You know what happens when you assume…

      Instead, Puterbaugh learned the $250 generated from his donated vehicle went to programs connected to Oorah, which focuses on Jewish heritage camps and religious outreach.

      $250?

      • Brochettaward

        Jews running Cards4Kds gotta eat too, bro.

      • Threedoor

        Scrap was running about $180 a ton minus the tires.

  20. Brochettaward

    I saw some Tiktok or short that’s spreading across social media. Some tech dude bro who claims he’s a manager responsible for hiring says that if he has two equally qualified candidates who are black and white, he’s going for the black one every time. Because privilege and he works with too many incompetent white people hired because of nepotism to begin with. Yada yada.

    This is meant to provoke a reaction. The reality of the situation is that you rarely have a black and white candidate with equal resumes. If you choose to use race as a tiebreaker in such a scenario, that’s far less objectionable to me and I’d say most people than what DEI actually is which is taking someone who isn’t as qualified and hiring them to produce “equitable” results. Hence the equity part and not anything to do with equality.

    Points for being smart enough to emphasize equally qualified.

    It’s also just funny that you have this white guy in finance who thinks this way. He almost certainly was the son of privilege himself. He thinks all white people are like himself (and that all black people are self-made). So of course when you get into the details, it’s nonsense. A white male can come from a far more disadvantaged background than a black female and only the truly indoctrinated or ignorant would really dispute that.

    • Fourscore

      ” A white male can come from a far more disadvantaged background ”

      No way!

      • Brochettaward

        Let’s go a step further. The blacks applying for finance jobs most likely come from very privileged backgrounds Like the black students who get admitted to the Ivy League. They’re picked on race, but come from the same sort of economic background when you dig beyond race.

        It may actually be far more likely that the white candidate going for a job like that has a higher chance of being from a working class or poorer background.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Sasha and Malia do that head bob thing in agreement.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Shithole

    Friedrich Merz, the German chancellor, already embroiled in a row with Donald Trump over the Iran war, has said he would not advise his children to study or work in the US in the current climate.

    Speaking to a conference of young Catholics in Würzburg, the conservative leader, viewed by many as a transatlanticist, said he no longer saw the US as the land of opportunity.

    “I am a great admirer of America. At the moment my admiration is not growing,” he said during a podium discussion, citing the quickly changing “social climate” in the deeply polarised country.

    “I would not advise my children today to go to the US, get educated there or work there, simply because a certain social climate has suddenly developed there.”

    This “polarized” nation does not ban popular political parties. Can the Eurotopian Germans make the same claim?

    • Evan from Evansville

      “At the moment my admiration is not growing…”

      HA! Of course. “Only a German is so discourteous to his verbs.”

      (Love that line. Happy I kept it in my memory pocket!)

    • Brochettaward

      Trump 2.0 has been a disaster. Film at 11.

      We can debate at who is actually pulling the strings at this point, but it’s not America First in anything.

      • Brochettaward

        I’ve already given my opinion on this one. It’s not popular around here.

      • Brochettaward

        I might have to emigrate to Zero Hedge.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The real disaster will be when all of his “wins”, that were never codified, are overturned by the next guy. Well, the wins left when he leaves office.

      • CPRM

        That’s why he won’t let another elecshun happan!

  22. The Late P Brooks

    $250?

    If you donate your car to one of those charities scams they don’t restore it and present they keys to some deserving family, they run it through the auction and pocket the proceeds.

    • CPRM

      Rawhide used to have teens learn and work on the cars; now it says ‘qualified automotive technicians’, no mention of the kids participating. They fix up the cars and sell them and use the proceeds to run their services. It was started by Bart Starr.

  23. Brochettaward

    What a Firster gotta do to get a table dance? Say what WHAT!

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