Unwatched S03 E07 – Robin Hood (1938)

by | Aug 23, 2026 | Media, Opinion, Reviews | 121 comments

Genre – Historical Fiction
Movie Total Runtime – 1 Hour 41 Minutes
Spoilers – Yes

In case it hasn’t been blaringly obvious – The start of Season 3 has been curated rather than random. I stacked the Robins Hood in an order to bounce between new and old renditions leading up to this installment – the Errol Flynn iteration which originally prompted the acquisition of so many adaptations.

We start with some upbeat music over the credits. This being the era when these are frontloaded, still doesn’t take as long as some opening credits today. The text card places the events in 1191 explicitly, telling of how Richard was captured by Ze Germans. This is used as the transition to the herald announcing the news to a technicolor crowd. It is a stark contrast to the 2010 movie where everything was a universally colorless palette of dinge. Immediately the technicolor crowd is more visually appealing as an audience member. I hadn’t realized my eyes were tired of the dinge until the colors popped and I went “Oh, I feel much better now”. Sure the modern movie looked like real places, and the old movie has obvious matte paintings for backdrops, but it doesn’t fear color.

Prince John and Guy of Gisborne conspire to oust the wrongful regent and begin squeezing the populace. Now, Ze Germans were demanding more than three years of royal revenue as ransom. “King’s Ransom” as a term didn’t come from nowhere. The film acknowledges this but springboard into “This John is trying to collect more than is required to cover the cost of getting Richard back from Ze Germans”. As we go into the villainy montage, the conflict is framed as a Norman-Saxon divide.

Much the Miller’s Son is stupid enough to poach a deer in full view of Guy and his retinue. Robin intervenes and prevents Guy from bludgeoning Much to death. He then threatens Guy into withdrawing. Now, when this was first recommended, the Glib who brought it up said Rathbone played the Sheriff. So far he’s been Sir Guy. Some actor whose name I don’t recognize plays the Sheriff. While John, Guy, Marian, and the Sheriff are having a feast with a bevy of Normans, Robin delivers a deer carcass directly to the table. Honestly, I didn’t realize the scene from Men in Tights was parodying this one in particular.

For whatever reason, John invites Robin to the feast and lets him ramble on the grievances. In the meantime, the guards begin barring the doors. Robin openly declares his rebellion against John’s regency, and the fight starts. You can tell which scenes were shot on location and which were filmed on set. The lighting is inconsistent on location. While we have the meeting with Little John on the bridge, I contemplate why the earlier adaptations put emphasis on Anglo-Norman relations. I know the newer filmmakers want to fixate on class-conflict because of who’s in Hollywood these days.

Text cards lead us into a montage of oppression and murderous intervention by the outlaws and the consternation of Guy’s Norman subordinates. In his recruitment scene, Friar Tuck is shown to be a swordsman of match to Robin. I note that this adaptation focuses on the fighting prowess of the outlaws rather than the cunning. In the folklore and the 1955 adaptation, Robin had to rely more on wits and deception because he couldn’t out-fight a banquet hall full of knights and men at arms. In this one, Robin walks in and out of Nottingham Castle because he can and does. At least well enough to escape unscathed while killing a number of them.

The outlaws ambush Guy and the Sheriff as they attempt to transport tax revenues through Sherwood. Set to jaunty music, the ambush looks bloodless, even capturing Guy and Marian. While hosting his unwilling guests in the forest, I’m expected to believe this boorish rogue sways the distain of Marian to attraction. In the meantime, Guy and the Sheriff are ritually humiliated. The prisoners are eventually released in various disparate locations.

The Sheriff suggests the archery contest trap to King Prince John (I used the wrong title in the draft, and opted to leave the error). Same trap as in all the other iterations that use it, playing on Robin’s ego to draw him out. Robin’s disguise is flimsy to the border of comical. Marian is a tad slow on the uptake when the trap is being discussed around her. The trap is poorly sprung, resulting in a scuffle, but the guards take Robin into custody anyway. He is obviously found guilty by Guy and sentenced to hanging. Despite Guy being one of the victims in the crime spree, it would still have been his responsibility to preside over the court within his holdings. Within the context of this film, Guy is acting in a role as though he were Earl Nottingham. Robin, despite being Sir Robin at the start of things, is not a Peer of the realm, but a mere knight, and thus subject to the local courts rather than trial by the House of Lords. Though that right was not really codified until John was forced to sign the Magna Carta a few decades later.

I don’t buy the extent of Marian’s concern for Robin’s fate, their interactions so far don’t strike me as having engendered this degree of attachment. But she goes the vipers’ den to provide aid to Will Scarlet and the outlaws. Her plan is delivered off-screen as we cut to the gallows being readied.

I also find it interesting how the relative importance of Guy and the Sheriff shift from adaptation to adaptation. Sometimes one or the other is absent entirely. Someone’s one answers to the other – I’ve seen both as leader and subordinate. Sometimes they’re separate minions of the crown. Anyway, the outlaws shoot the hangman and confound the guards along Robin’s escape route. After the swift escape, we cut to Robin sneaking back into Nottingham Castle to bother Marian. Immediately after – no transition. Strikes me as an odd editing choice. But they needed to advance the romance plot. I want to joke about risking a Hays Code violation, but that would make the scene sound spicier than it is.

With all the protestations of loyalty to Richard and England, things must have gotten a bit awkward after the French shot Richard and John came to the throne. Speaking of the doomed devil, in a twist I was not expecting, Richard arrives incognito back in England despite no ransom having yet been paid. The Bishop rats out Richard’s return to John, and he dispatches an assassin. Marian eavesdrops on the plot, but is noticed. Guy puts together her past betrayals and arrests her. They forget to do anything about her maid who carries the news to the outlaws. Or at least to Much, who personally ambushes the assassin and puts up an admirable fight for what had been comic relief to this point.

In the meantime, Robin ambushes Richard who is disguised as a churchman. Also, Scarlet finds Much wounded in the woods and delivers him to the camp. The outlaws replace the contingent of monks and priests on their way to coronate John, save for the Bishop, who is known to John and thus impossible to replace. Thus disguised, they walk back into the castle. They break out into battle and the wide shot is a bit of an error as it shows more waggling of blades than swordplay. Robin and Guy duel, somehow finding an empty room for their fight. Their fighting style is more appropriate to foil than of broadsword, but in the end Guy gets stabbed. Richard’s faction wins the battle, since we’re running out of runtime, and he banishes John. Which is a funny development, since John spent most of Richard’s tenure in England. Richard then names Robin as Earl Nottingham.

The End.

The pacing is certainly significantly better than other installments, I was able to watch the whole thing without running of in search of distraction. I already mentioned the improved color palette. The overall tone is lighter, and not as bleak as seems the norm in modern interpretations. That is something that was missing from a lot of the others – fun. Something that is woefully absent in a lot of more recent works. I still won’t heap this one with piles of praise. I don’t buy Flynn and De Havilland as a couple. At least not in this movie.

Next time – back to the randomizer. Lets see what nightmare it pulls up for me to see.

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121 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    Was this dramatization at least more historically accurate than others have been (other than the circumstances of Richard’s return to England?)

    • UnCivilServant

      No, but it had the advantage of being more entertaining so I didn’t go error hunting to entertain myself.

      • Aloysious

        I would have gone Errol hunting, but then I’m eccentric.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Wait, are you saying Robin Hood wasn’t a fox?

  2. The Late P Brooks

    What, no Son of Robin Hood?

    • UnCivilServant

      I only bought seven random Robins Hood off of Amazon with a five minute search. If it didn’t pop up I didn’t hunt it.

  3. Grummun

    I recently listened to Ivanhoe. Robin and his band figure prominently in that story, although no Sheriff or Marian. Richard does return incognito, and while I don’t recall it being mentioned, John, at least, must not have paid Richard’s ransom since his return was a big surprise. Side note, the (((financial services crowd))) comes in for a lot of abuse from the “good Christians.”

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Where does it say these families can only be kept together in this country?

    โ€œWe welcome this ruling because, at its heart, this case is about keeping families together,โ€ said Anna Gallagher, the executive director of CLINIC, a national nonprofit that provides training, resources, and support to a network of immigration legal service providers and was one of the plaintiffs.

    โ€œCatholic social teaching calls us to uphold the dignity of every person and recognize the family as the foundation of society,โ€ she said in a statement. โ€œThis decision affirms both those values and the rule of law, allowing families to once again move forward toward reunification.โ€

    Blow it out your ass, sister.

    • UnCivilServant

      Euthenize the children. Call it post birth abortion.

      • Threedoor

        The AWFULs only prescribe that for white kids as they are acolytes of suicidal empathy.

      • Evan from Evansville

        @Threedoor: That’s a good point, and exceptionally truthful, dark.

      • Threedoor

        Extinction by infanticide is the foundational sacrament of their religion.

        Men are evil, girl bosses donโ€™t mate. ZARDOZ approves. But they hate the gift of the gun.

    • rhywun

      Congress imbued these officers with exclusive authority and discretion to determine if an immigrant is eligible for a visa

      So… unelected functionaries are running American foreign policy now. What could possibly go wrong?

      • Threedoor

        See EPA, ATF, USDAโ€ฆ

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Another plaintiff is African Communities Together, a Harlem-based nonprofit. One of its leaders called the ruling โ€œa tremendous victory for the rule of law.โ€

    โ€œThis unlawful and racist ban caused immeasurable harm, cruelly keeping families and loved ones apart,โ€ Diana Konate, deputy executive director for policy and advocacy, said in a statement. โ€œToday, we are elated to tell our community members: this ban is no more.โ€

    Your African “clients” are not being held here against their will. Let them return to their homeland to be with the families they abandoned.

    • rhywun

      Proving that the radical leftist oligarch to radical leftist NGO pipeline is still in full swing whether or not my tax dollars are still paying for it.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Ivanhoe

    I think this part was a better fit for Elizabeth Taylor than Cleopatra.

      • rhywun

        I get the Movies! channel now, I see it plays lots of old stuff probably some with that gal.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    โ€œCatholic social teaching calls us to uphold the dignity of every person and recognize the family as the foundation of society,โ€

    What the fuck does that have to do with official United States Government policy on immigration?

    Goddammit these people piss me off.

    • UnCivilServant

      lefties fumbling for an argument they think will shame people with morals and principles into submission.

    • rhywun

      I wonder what this person thinks of abortion.

  8. Michael Malaise

    I regard this version as the best one. Why? It’s fun and lively and like UCS said, well-paced. True the romance doesn’t quite land but Flynn is a such a treasure here it doesn’t matter that much.

    • The Other Kevin

      The sets, the costumes, the writing. That was a cool era.

  9. The Other Kevin

    This movie will always be special to me. Every Sunday on TV in the 80โ€™s they showed classics like this. My Dad and I would watch together.

    I noticed with older movies, they tend to be shorter and get right into the plot. I like that.

  10. Evan from Evansville

    Huh. This felt like a solid, lukewarm ‘final score’ for the flick, which I’ve not seen, other than clips I’m sure belong to this one. The plot of this one is, uh, rather new to me. I feel for their ‘do the best we can with the money we got’ struggle.

    “Anyway, the outlaws shoot the hangman…” I don’t like this. Unless the killing is *about* to happen, or if it’s the King, etc themselves, the Executioner’s just a dude with a job. *shrug*

    “After the swift escape, we cut to Robin sneaking back into Nottingham Castle to bother Marian. Immediately after โ€“ no transition.” He forgot his wallet.

    • Threedoor

      โ€œI waz just following orders, Ja?โ€

      • UnCivilServant

        I know it’s a few houndred years off, but Elizabeth I paid her executioner partially in Brandy – necessary to cope with the job.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I was thinking of this dude, but it seems he was a proper cunt. I think it was a family profession, passed down. IIRC, they were discriminated, ostracized and they kinda had their own little club. (I could be thinking of a similar, semi-related profession.)

        William Calcraft (11 October 1800 โ€“ 13 December 1879) was an English hangman, one of the most prolific of British executioners. It is estimated in his 45-year career he carried out 450 executions. A cobbler by trade, Calcraft was initially recruited to flog juvenile offenders held in Newgate Prison. ..in 1829 the government appointed Calcraft the official Executioner for the City of London and Middlesex. His services were in great demand throughout England.

        Nevertheless, some considered Calcraft incompetent, in particular for his controversial use of the short-drop hanging method in which the condemned were slowly strangled to death, instead of having their necks broken. Because with his methods the condemned took several minutes to die, to hasten death Calcraft would sometimes dramatically pull on legs or climb on shoulders in an effort to break the victim’s neck. It has been speculated that he used these methods partly to entertain the crowds, sometimes numbering 30,000 spectators or more.”

        Yeah. I’m kinda torn. I think heads on pikes should make a comeback. I’d actually think public shit would be best for *smaller* punishments. Caning is too violent for The People, but some public embarrassment. Vids of that, then they’re everywhere, it’s possible shame could return. Or they kill themselves, either way. They wouldn’t die of white supremacy, contrary to popular ‘belief.’

      • Threedoor

        Short drop.

        Oh I like that.

    • creech

      Hey, grubbing around a forest might lead to a powerful appetite, making Marian a solid “would.”

      • Ted S.

        Some women like dashing bad boys, which Flynn’s Robin most decidedly is.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “dashing bad boys”

        *mulls Flynn’s cultural, professional image* Huh. Cast against type?

      • (((Jarflax

        Errol Flynn was the prototype of dashing bad boy movie star, where do you get the idea this was against type?

  11. R.J.

    Prince John is played by Claude Rains, who was the invisible man, and also played the wolf
    Man once in the 1940s

    • dbleagle

      Don’t forget his role in “Casablanca” as the corrupt police official.

      • Ted S.

        Or his other Oscar-nominated role as a Nazi in Brazil in Alfred Hitchcock’s Notorious.

      • R.J.

        Yes, he was a major actor at the time. In tons of films.

    • Nephilium

      And is name checked in the intro song to Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  12. Aloysious

    Sword waggling was good as a child, eye roll inducing as a teen, and now that I’m old it’s back to being endearing. Maybe that’s nostalgia talking.

    • Trigger Hippie

      It’s knowing that your sword doesn’t quite waggle like it use to now makes you appreciate it more?

      • R.J.

        *Slow clap

      • Aloysious

        Take a bow.

        Encore!

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’m 39 and my sword stands firm and proud when I waggle it. Perhaps it commanded an eye-roll once, but that’d be to a Winston’s Mom like figure of the night, confused at what the $20 was actually for. I hope it’s never been “endearing.” (Maybe?) Emboldening, I hope.

    • rhywun

      To be fair, literally everything was eye roll inducing as a teen.

  13. UnCivilServant

    I never thought I’d go “This guy was pulled out of an unhinged Anime.”

    Then I saw This Japanese Chef (Not Nigel in orange, the old guy with the pink hair).

    My question was not “Are you on drugs?” but “How many drugs are you on?”

    • R.J.

      Dang. Heโ€™s talented though.

      • UnCivilServant

        I wonder how much eccesntricty he could have gotten away with if he were not.

      • R.J.

        In Japan? i would think none.

    • Evan from Evansville

      His drug is being Japanese. I think he’s really Japanese; I really think so.

  14. Evan from Evansville

    “In recent days, President Donald Trump attacked a reporter, and one of his appointees went after a news organization… After CNN correspondent Kristen Holmes asked the president a question he didnโ€™t like, he responded by repeatedly ordering her to be quiet, calling her a โ€œfake reporterโ€ and attacking her for being โ€œloudโ€ and โ€œboisterous.โ€ The official White House rapid response account then escalated the attack, calling her a disgrace and saying that her children will be โ€œsickened and embarrassedโ€ by her.

    It was gross but hardly surprising.” Then draped in swaddling clothes and a nice, plushy stuffy to make sure everything is *all* better: “But as with the others, there was no sign that Holmes has let the incident affect her professional approach. She has continued to quietly do her job, leaving it to her colleagues and peers to criticize the White Houseโ€™s personal attack for crossing the line.”

    If that’s “gross” to you, uh, join the Big Kids Club over there in 3rd Grade. I suppose they didn’t call her “brave,” so that’s a start. Ah! She WASN’T brave! Coward, she is! Hope THAT stings, honey! Sigh.

    • UnCivilServant

      “Thin Skinned Propagandist Throws Temper Tantrum”

      Fixed the headline for you.

  15. R.J.

    Does your sword have a waggle
    Or a dingle,
    Or a dangle!
    Does your swordโ€ฆ
    Hang!
    Low!

  16. UnCivilServant

    Clickbait title “The better network that lost – why token ring failed”.

    Dipshit, your own clickbait disproves your claim. Token Ring had the install base being first to market. People tore it out and replaced it with Ethernet. Customers who have sunk costs into a network architecture need a good motivation to rip it out. That means it was obviously not better.

    • rhywun

      Never heard of it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Never heard of which – the random clickbait youtube video? Or Token Ring? If you’ve never heard of token ring, I’m disappointed in you.

      • rhywun

        “Token ring”. FWIW I did not touch a computer between ~1989 and ~1999 and whatever networking technology was behind the scenes was of little interest to me. Still is, TBH.

  17. RAHeinlein

    Seeing some uncomfortable softening on student loan debt from the “right” – while I agree colleges/universities should have accountability here – there is a complete misunderstanding that MOST of those DEFAULTED loans are people who used the easy-pass “I am attending college” off-ramp to obtain no-credit-no-problem loans to subsidize their entire existence.

    No mercy on this issue.

    • rhywun

      No mercy on this issue.

      ๐Ÿ’ฏ% agree

      This would not even be an issue except for the Bond villain who nationalized that industry.

      The “right” can kiss my grits.

    • Fourscore

      I and 1000s more, including JD Vance, traded military time for college. It seems to me that there are tradeoffs in life. Delayed satisfaction.

      In addition the time in the military allowed many to mature and get their goals better established. While it may not be the right way

      for some it certainly is an option that has worked for 1000s. I graduated with nary a bill and in fact had walking around money while

      I was in school.

      https://sciencespot.blog/jd-vance-college-education-funding

      • Threedoor

        So many that I know used the military to extend childhood another 20 years and then folded that into a permanent state of government dependency.

    • Evan from Evansville

      The push for polyamory goes on. An old best friend is into it. My conclusion: One outta 2 partners wants to fuck around more and is selling it to the other, who’s likely not as big a catch as #1, and despite #2 being ‘given permission’ to fuck others, they don’t or can’t, and the whole thing turns into an excuse for #1 to fuck around and pretend they’re making #2 happy, revealing ‘new sexuality’ in them, and #2 probably goes along with it cuz it’s less painful than being broken up with by #1 in the first place.
      =========
      “This is how we do it: Since having cancer, Iโ€™m more open โ€“ before I was straight, now Iโ€™m queerโ€™
      (“Kevin” and “Jade” have been together 11 years. ) [Kevin] got ill after weโ€™d been together less than a year and had to have one of my testicles removed, which put an immediate stop to any sex. …

      WEAKNESS DETECTED: “Iโ€™m eternally grateful that Jade stuck with me through it.” … When Jade came back from a party and said a couple had asked her for a threesome, we were in a really good place…The first time I saw Jade with a guy, I thought, โ€œOh, this is actually really nice.โ€… Yuh huh. Sure ya did.

      [Jade]: “We started going to sex-positive parties and began playing together in group settings or with a third person. Now we date and have sex with other people solo. I sleep with men, women and everyone in between, and so does Kevin. Itโ€™s been a very mutual exploration.” Sure he does.

      Guess! “Kevin” has money or convenience that’s too hard to break up with, so “Jade” has invented a reason in his (to be fair, fairly legit traumatized) brain so it’s okay when she sleeps around.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Accidental reply. Was gonna remark again about how oh-so-wise I was to repay mine off in ’15. Chump.

      • Threedoor

        They go to hotels with that chaise lounge in it.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve known several stable polyamorous people and several stable(ish) polycules. I’ve known a lot more unstable polycules (and polyamorous people).

        Same as everything else, it’s easy to lie to yourself in the short term, much harder in the long term.

      • rhywun

        I’m a basic bitch – I am vehemently against that stuff and the one time I’ve seen it in action it was a clusterfuck of misery all around. To each his own herpity doo but IMHO it ain’t right.

    • Gender Traitor
      • Threedoor

        I have never read Fast Food Nation and will not ever do so.

        I do go to the farmers market in Moscow ID once a year or so.

        I never buy the overpriced vegetables but go for the people watching.

        Havenโ€™t gone for the last three years as there are far too many trannies sand dyke couples up there waving their freak flags. And I donโ€™t want to tell the boy about them just yet.

      • rhywun

        lol So true.

        Ithaca, unsurprisingly, has a large one that draws way more attention than seems warranted. The crowd is exactly what you would expect from a big college town full of fart-sniffing hippies.

      • Fourscore

        A local family in Podunkville has a little stand in front of their house, garden and some home canned jam, etc. The local pols will only allow them on week ends because the local over priced grocery can’t stand the competition.

        An old couple used to sell out of the back of their pick up but the city fathers put a licensing fee on, they’re gone too. Probably died anyway.

      • rhywun

        Interesting. Farmers markets back east are almost always way more expensive than the supermarket. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

      • rhywun

        I have never read Fast Food Nation and will not ever do so.

        I may have, or may have seen the movie – I don’t remember. I guess I wasn’t impressed.

        Nowadays I would just assume it’s a pack of lies but it was a more innocent age back then.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Regular shopper at farm stand and farmers market. Can no longer get decent tomatoes at supermarket and prices are just as high. Same for a lot of produce.

      • Fourscore

        We rarely buy tomatoes or cukes at the store. They look good but are tasteless and hard. My tomatoes are just starting to get ripe but they are big and juicy. I took some of Mrs F’s flower beds near the front door. Seeing (and eating) the results she’s a happy lady. They only will last for a month before the first frost so we have to eat as many as possible.

      • rhywun

        I passed through one near my house the other day – maybe I’ll check it out. The crowd is less annoying hippie where I live now.

    • Fourscore

      I buy milk and dollar greeting cards at the Dollar Store. Cheapest local place for milk and convenient for me. In fact, I’ll get a gallon of milk there tomorrow for 4.50.

      Walmart is cheaper but 4 gallons of gas @ 4 a gallon makes Walmart a once a month shopping spree,

      • rhywun

        Since I just moved to a new state this week, I haven’t discovered the cheapest place for milk and other essentials yet. It will probably be the big supermarket that is happily only about a 10 minute walk. And happily, it has an attached liquor store which is a big no-no in my previous state.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Trade Joes is private labeled from the best dairy in the state.

  18. Evan from Evansville

    “A WNBA star had to be held back by security after confronting ex-NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom – who claims he has declared for the WNBA Draft – during the Indiana Fever’s game against the Chicago Sky on Sunday evening.”

    I’m pleased he’s keeping this up. Good agent, possibly, telling him to do it for visibility and making a ‘stand/ statement.’
    *rubs fingers together*

    “In shocking scenes that occurred during the second half at the Wintrust Arena, Sky star Natasha Cloud stormed over to Freedom, who was controversially sat courtside on the night, and sparked a furious argument.

    Taking to X, he wrote: ‘I just got kicked out of a @WNBA game for supporting WOMEN! Let that sink in, AMERICA!’
    He wore a provocative t-shirt that included a definition of the word woman. ‘Woman. Noun,’ it read. ‘Adult human female.’ The words woman and female were highlighted in red. And he was not given a warm welcome by everyone, ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ง ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’-๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ-๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐š ‘๐›**** ๐š** ๐ง****’ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ ๐ญ๐จ ‘๐ ๐ž๐ญ [๐ก๐ข๐ฌ] ๐›**** ๐š** ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‚๐ก๐ข๐œ๐š๐ ๐จ.'”

    OooOOH! Black v Trans War!! Who holds a higher seed in the Woke 2.0 tourney? He loses, duh, cuz he’s doing nasty and hateful things while black, which lowercases your racial classification.

    • Nephilium

      In my experience, there was a very large crossover between the black and drag/crossdressing/trans community.

      • creech

        The Lady Chablis.

      • Not Adahn

        See also: Ballroom.

    • cyto

      Video linked below. Didnt see this beforehand.

      This one has all the crazy

    • cyto

      We live in a world where the simple words

      Woman: Adult Human Female

      Are called “provocative” in news articles and it isnt considered editorializing nor is it considered unusual or controversial to call it that.

      I mean… I am pretty sure every 3rd grade English class had that exact definition on a vocabulary test at some point, since before the founding of this country.

      I know deconstruction and re-defining words is a core feature of Marxist activism…. but why is anyone else participating in this nonsense?

      I am way, way, way over to the left on this issue, to a degree that didnt get much acceptance just a few minutes ago… namely, if you want to wear a dress and call yourself Loretta, I say enjoy yourself, none of my business. I will even fight for your right to call yourself a woman and to have the right to have babies, even if you cant actually have them, not having a womb and all.

      Just stay out of the womens locker room and dont try to compete in the women’s league (unless they all agree. I have no problem if the south Chicago womens rec softball league wants to let Loretta play. Up to them. Or play in co-rec. I love co-rec softball)

      And yet, even coming that far over to support their right to do something I personally consider stupid…. they still label me a hate monger and transphobic.

      And that lets you know that we have a combination of a handful of crazy people and a Marxist movement who think.they have found a lever for doublethink enforcement. And by golly, that announcer saying “she wanted her voice heard” proves that I am right. What a nutty response.

  19. rhywun

    LOL amazing & fantastic. My hero.

    Good agent, possibly

    I suspect this is just him – no agent wants any part of this drama.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Cool. (Note: I don’t watch basketball, but I know some stars and history.) I’ve never heard of this dude. Nine years ain’t nothin’, but heard no accolades. Seems like a wise business move. Likely wants a little camera time, no publicity is bad, and maybe he (or +etc) actually gives a shit in it or in defending Cunningham (and who doesn’t wanna protect her, low in the zone..?).. put those together, and maybe some social clout. Connections, connections..

      He gets an ad with Sophie!? Add Clarke if she wants to!? Me likey. Much rain. Good business move, though I’m remarkably biased. It *is* good to see people put follow through.

      It’s fucking absurd this game has to be played against the Transwokifiers. That ‘this’ needs to even be *discussed.* Orwellian Soviet shit, make people believe the lies that they’re taught to believe. It’s religious. And these counter-woke plays force the Left to dive further into their own bullshit, or attempt to retreat. Public embarrassment over this shit is required for people to begin to untether themselves’ from the trans-caligula cult. Easiest to use? Team Blue is pro genital mutilation. Don’t know why Republicans don’t use that. They should pay me and I’ll do it for them. (Uh? Huh. I’ve had crazier ideas than to do that in a fantasy living.)

  20. cyto

    https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/2091691300756037960

    I am so confused right now.

    Former NBA player Enis Kanter wears a shirt to a WNBA game. It says

    Woman. An adult human female.

    Lesbian WNBA player absolutely loses her mind. Seems interested in fighting him. (That is not a good plan)

    Announcer says she wanted her voice heard.

    He is escorted out of the building.

  21. cyto

    Post game interview

    https://x.com/TheChiefNerd/status/2091734009025814658

    Chicago Sky Coach Tyler Marsh Says Natasha Cloud Was โ€˜Protecting the Teamโ€™ During the Enes Kanter Freedom Incident

    โ€œI told her that we all embrace her as someone that protects our team, and protects people that need to be protected โ€ฆ We stand for Tash.โ€

  22. cyto

    And bringing it to a possible rational conclusion, Jason Whitlock shows up in my feed.

    https://x.com/jasonwhitlock/status/2087622648859680974

    He says the WNBA is reacting so strongly to the Trans issue because of who they are and how they live. When they speak of Trans, they are not thinking Lia Thomas or men in women’s sport…. they are thinking of women in the WNBA who live as men.

    And that makes a lot more sense.

    • Gender Traitor

      There used to be an XFL (before they merged with the USFL to form the UFL.) Maybe there could be an XXBA. ๐Ÿค”

      • Chipping Pioneer

        *golf clap*

      • Rat on a train

        How about XXXBA?

      • Gender Traitor

        ::tries to come up with a joke about “dribbling” that isn’t gross::

      • cyto

        Fantastic

    • rhywun

      “Transformers” lol

      Ladies In Disguise

    • R C Dean

      they are thinking of women in the WNBA who live as men.

      Such as? I certainly donโ€™t follow the WNBA, but I havenโ€™t heard of any of their players coming out loud and proud as trans men. And it sure seems like if they were trans men, they would make a big noise about it because the league has pretty well pegged their woke dial at 11.

      • rhywun

        I do wonder how many of that there are. It is not something I’ve heard of anywhere else.

        All the ones in the spotlight seem to be cissy with a large contingent of lesbians.

      • Beau Knott

        “pegged”
        Heh heh

      • cyto

        His video makes a case. Lots of women in 3 piece suits with their wives in dresses that also seem to be the ones who are publicly upset.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, and Ted’S.!

      • UnCivilServant

        Morning, GT. How goes things with you, TT, and the felines?

      • Gender Traitor

        All well, thanks! The weather here has been lovely the last couple of days. It’s actually getting cool enough – 58 degrees at the moment – that I wonder if I’ll need a jacket when I leave for work this morning.

        How are you?

      • UnCivilServant

        I made it to work.

        I went to bed early in hope of getting more sleep, but I instead woke up an hour before my alarm. I did not get more sleep. ๐Ÿ˜‘

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s frustrating. You try to do something nice for your body and brain, and that’s the thanks you get! ๐Ÿ˜’

      • UnCivilServant

        It is what it is.

        So now I sit and look at the calendar and see that my supervisor is out today. So I’m in charge of making sure things don’t go too far haywire.

    • Fourscore

      Mornin’ Glibs and the rest of the world (excludes the silly trans mania oriented)

      51 American and…ooops, the coffee just finished, be right back…

      Now where was I, yeah, Happy Morning. We pulled honey yesterday, only got stung once, on the thigh

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Lordy, thatโ€™s way too many words for a politician versus press situation and I hope they both lose.

      • Fourscore

        “I didn’t do nuthin’ and I wasn’t there and it ain’t my fault. So there!”

        Goes back to rocking in a giant chair

      • Beau Knott

        I miss Edith Ann

  23. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    /off to W Va.

    • Fourscore

      Say hello to Mountain Mama

      Is it the place where you belong?

    • R.J.

      May your work week be uneventful.