The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 96

by | Jun 10, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 80 comments

Getting rid of illegal immigrants is what people wanted, but of course Trump has gone about it in the most dumbest way.

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80 Comments

  1. dbleagle

    “West Koreans” was excellleeent. Does that make “Rooftop Koreans” “East Koreans”? I hope not since I like RTK.

    • Evan from Evansville

      That was outstanding. I love the Roof-toppers. They weren’t having any of that shit. That community was ‘boots on the ground’ tight. I can’t imagine, back then, w/o internet.

      • Threedoor

        Boots on the high ground.

    • Gustave Lytton

      RTK is a sexual position, isn’t it?

  2. DEG

    “How the fuck is this where we are now in our political discourse?”

    Pepperidge Farm remembers

  3. Chafed

    Damn straight it was most dumbest. It was also the biggest and most beautiful.

    • Threedoor

      “Politicians calling each others names” Barry Suherto.

      Most eloquent speaker ever.
      Douche can’t talk his way out of a wet paper bag.

  4. rhywun

    I don’t know how it gets “less dumb” with every Dem, half the GOP, and every source country that refuses to take their illegals back after sending them to us fighting what the voters wanted every step of the way. ;¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Evan from Evansville

      My favorite is them going full-bore into Platner, all to take Collins’ Senate vote. Power is all they care about, it shows, they can’t help themselves, and *that* shows. Fetterman and a few others have called them out on it.

      Fetterman is making a sensible push as ‘a Democrat, but not the crazy sort’ for a ’28 platform, it seems. Seems a sane strategy. They need a black woman to play the part, so I doubt it’ll work. Well. I don’t know. It’s early, just ponticulatin’.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Gonna need a bigger helicopter.

    • Chafed

      Don’t we have transport aircraft, parachutes, and air superiority? Surely we can repatriate at least the worst of them.

  5. Gustave Lytton

    Hat shitpost- shatposting?

    • Chafed

      Always show respect to the Shat.

  6. Gustave Lytton

    Smash that like and subscribe button like it’s a Diet Coke.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I was trying to monitor the filing cabinets and your juicy ass kept getting in the way won’t fly I don’t think.

  7. Ted S.

    Who wants to get in the ground floor of this grift?

    KINGSTON, N.Y. — A new public transportation program is on the horizon to help Ellenville residents get to the places they need to be.

    New York State Department of Transportation Commissioner Marie Therese Dominguez announced that Ulster County was awarded a $1.06 million grant to launch an on-demand micro-transit program in Ellenville through the state’s Innovative Mobility Initiative.

    […]

    Under the program, the county will have two small UCAT buses stationed at the Trudy Farber Resnick Center in Ellenville to respond to on-demand calls for transportation.

    Residents will be able to download an app to schedule transportation from their homes to either a fixed bus route or to their destination.

    Like the county’s traditional UCAT service, the micro-transit program will be free for users.

    • UnCivilServant

      Go back fifty years and befriend a few dozen future public officials and have an inherited fortune to stand up the company to be used.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yikes, kinda early for snuff films isn’t it? Nissans, Chargers, and used BMWs: steer the fuck clear.

      • Gender Traitor

        Please try to catalog your successes instead.

      • Gender Traitor

        OOps! Misthread!

      • Ted S.

        Taking out Nissan drivers counts as a success?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Stinky, U, Ted’S., and homey!

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey there. How are you today, U?

      • UnCivilServant

        Lousy. Not literally. I am still louse-free.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh no! I’m sorry! What’s wrong? 😟

      • UnCivilServant

        My brain has gone into “catalog my many failures” mode for a bit.

        I just want to complete something, get work done, but everything is either too far from done, or in a holding pattern

      • Gender Traitor

        Please try to catalog your successes instead.

      • Ted S.

        He’s stayed louse-free, so there’s that.

      • Fourscore

        Evidence?

      • Ted S.

        Happy birthday, Fourscore!

      • UnCivilServant

        Please try to catalog your successes instead.

        1.I’m not dead.
        2. I haven’t killed anyone else.
        3. … 🤷‍♂️

      • Ted S.

        3. You’re not in jail.
        4. You didn’t wake up with Winston’s Mom or STEVE SMITH.

      • Fourscore

        Thanks, TEdS’

        Another notch in my belt.

      • Ted S.

        I remember the day because it’s also my sister’s wedding anniversary. 38 years and counting.

  8. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • rhywun

      Narrator: Not one of them is “agonizing” at all.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t care for Collins but voting in favor of the guy who had obviously horseshit sexual assault allegations leveled against him isn’t exactly a knock in my book.

      • Sensei

        The nice thing when Team Blue loses Congress during these midterms is that Collins may be gone.

        I suppose Fetterman will take up her role.

      • Fourscore

        Susie will whip Platner’s ass like she was his mama.

      • rhywun

        No, but voting in favor of the stealth commie is.

        The GOP oppo researchers are too stupid to point that out. They certainly don’t seem to have much confidence in their candidate.

  9. Sensei

    Freedom!

    In the United States, taxes are the single most expensive ingredient in beer. The tax burden accounts for more of the final price of beer than labor and materials combined—the many different layers of applicable taxes combine to total as much as 40.8 percent of the retail price.

    https://taxfoundation.org/data/all/state/beer-taxes-by-state/

    • UnCivilServant

      That it? I was sure taxes and regulatory expenses were a greater portion of the retail price.

    • Fourscore

      We forget, every person along the way that touches the beer has to to include their taxes in the price of the beer.

      It’s taxes all the way down.

    • Sensei

      Chariots of Fire was an inspired choice.

      • Sean

        Absolutely.

    • rhywun

      We’re getting a slightly less shitty version of your weather today.

      “Nuns are awesome,” Rettig said. “They be chilling.”

      Maybe they can teach her how to speak English.

      • Not Adahn

        Vaguely less shitty.

    • Not Adahn

      That living arrangement is awesome.

      Undoubtedly now that it’s made the WSJ someone will come along to destroy it.

      • Sensei

        My guess is that it is already fairly well known. You just have to be the right kind of person who can deal with the rules.

        It’s great for the elderly nuns and has the possibility to help mature the young tenants.

      • Not Adahn

        The obvious avenue of attack is the same-sex nature of some of them.

        Then the secular landlords can say they’re being unfairly discriminated against, cause tax exempt property.

      • Sensei

        NYC has crazy low property taxes. Even without the religious exemptions.

        I didn’t bother to check if religious residential is exempt or not.

    • rhywun

      Teen takeover?

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m in a “Kill them all, let God sort them out” kind og mood.

  10. Sensei

    You have to give the union props for a perfectly timed suggestion of a strike.

    Their latest headline-grabbing win came Tuesday, when workers at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles secured a big raise that pushed wages for the lowest-paid workers to $40 an hour. The deal was reached shortly after workers there voted to authorize a strike, just days before the U.S. national team’s opening World Cup match.

    https://www.wsj.com/economy/jobs/los-angeles-sofi-stadium-worker-pay-union-d35b41fb?st=Cr23Re&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Not Adahn

      workers at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles secured a big raise that pushed wages for the lowest-paid workers to $40 an hour.

      Learn to pump nacho cheese sauce!

  11. Raven Nation

    If anybody’s checking, I’m just using this old post to try and figure out some coding.

  12. Raven Nation

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    • UnCivilServant

      Angle brackets <strike>strike</strike>

  13. Raven Nation

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  14. Raven Nation

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    the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

  16. Raven Nation

    (one more time)

    and here

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    (and the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog)

  17. Raven Nation

    bold turned off

  18. Raven Nation

    but not here

  19. Raven Nation

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    not here?

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    italics off here?

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    bold not bold