Wednesday Afternoon Links of Pandemonium

by | Jun 10, 2026 | Daily Links | 78 comments

SugarFree came home from the hospital last night and will hopefully return next Wednesday, for at least the midday slot. And don’t listen to Brett’s BS. He’s like the Duke of New York, he’s A-1.

This picture of actor Cooper Hoffman pretending to be pegged has nothing to do with the link below, but I wanted an excuse to use it. Thanks to Common Tater for making me aware of him.

LIFE ON AT THE BOTTOM: Over at City Journal, Robert Henderson discusses Theodore Dalrymple’s book Life at the Bottom: The Worldview That Makes the Underclass. Pay particular attention to: [T]he “luxury belief” class, who promote views that confer social status at little cost while inflicting real costs on the poor and working class. Your long read for the day, which it’s okay to tackle later. I find this particularly relevant in light of Karmelo Anthony.

VAGINA-MAXXING: In honor of SugarFree, who would definitely have linked to this, and as my gift to Shpip and all you other punsters.

FORMER AF INTEL OFFICER ALLEGES SLUSH FUNDS, UFO COVERUPS: I’m always suspicious when these ex-government types get on the news alleging that “the government is aware of ‘several’ different alien species.” What I find compelling about this article is the accusation that intel agencies are “hiding billions of dollars in secret government spending from Congress, as lawmakers renewed demands for records they say federal officials continue to withhold.”

WOKESTERS TURN ON EACH OTHER FOR NOT BEING WOKE ENOUGH: Mina’s World, a cafe in Philadelphia that prided itself in being “Queer-owned,” has officially closed its doors after a woke employee revolt. The cafe was owned by Kate Egghart and Sonam Parikh, two queer activists who started Mina’s in an effort to create an inclusive coffee shop. However, their employees have claimed Egghart and Parikh are anti-black and “gentrifiers.”

THE APPEARANCE OF IMPROPRIETY: When it comes to elections, the appearance of impropriety is impropriety. It is incumbent upon our leaders to design a process that not only is secure, but that looks secure; that not only has integrity but demonstrates that integrity so forcefully it convinces all detractors; that consistently yields results people accept as legitimate even when they lose. This is the bar for a credible election system. California is choosing to fall short of this bar, and blaming republicans for being sore losers won’t change that fact. Also, apparently California will accept mail-in ballots from both USPS and any “bona fide private mail delivery service.”

BLUE ORIGIN LOSES LUNAR LAUNCH BIZ AFTER EXPLOSION, KEEPS LUNAR LANDER: ICYMI, Bezos’ New Glenn rocket experienced a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” during a pad test, resulting in the largest explosion ever seen at Cape Canaveral. NASA wants to find an alternative launcher for the first of the company’s Blue Moon landers. SpaceX is both a potential launch provider for the Blue Moon lander, and a potential competitor with Blue Origin for Lunar landings using their Starship system currently under development.

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkster, writer, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

78 Comments

  1. Shpip

    The wellness industry has a new target, and gynecologists have some thoughts.

    Mostly “Damn! We’re in a tight spot!”

    • Tonio

      I know it was a douche move of me to link to that.

      • Rat on a train

        That should have been a bonus link.

      • R.J.

        Something something “Mossy Cave of Aphrodite”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Way to “lube” the skids of us missing SF, Tonio!

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Wouldn’t vagina-minning be better?

    • Mad Scientist

      She’s tight) She’s ahead of her time
      (She’s tight) She’s one of a kind
      (She’s tight) She’s a talented girl
      (She’s tight) She’s got her head down tight

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I believe that is Vagina Minging! Shitlorde!

  3. The Late P Brooks

    However, their employees have claimed Egghart and Parikh are anti-black and “gentrifiers.”

    Never enough.

    • Grumbletarian

      I laughed at the first bolded part of the workers’ complaint, ending with “and complete disregard for our livelihoods.”

      And the result of their bitching is that now their livelihoods are gone. :chef’s kiss:

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of space, what’s the story on the space station? Has all their oxygen leaked out yet?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Some people need to learn to STFU.

        The horrible downside of the internet is that it has given way too many people a voice.

  5. EvilSheldon

    Cooper doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it much. She (?) should try something bigger. Or with more knobs.

    • Tonio

      I interpret that as a look of surprise and surrender. Yes, in the film he’s apparently pegged by a woman.

      Just learned that he’s Philip Seymour Hoffman’s son.

      • EvilSheldon

        No kidding? You ever see Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead? It’s a good everyone-is-a-degenerate-scumbag crime thriller, with PSH brilliantly portraying a failing real-estate hustler who’s shooting up with his tranny heroin dealer when he isn’t plotting to rob his parents’ jewelry store.

  6. Shpip

    Despite the owners of Mina’s World being radically progressive, with Philly Eats even calling the cafe a “queer haven,” Egghart and Parikh were still cannibalized by the woke mob and Mina’s World has officially closed its doors for good this week.

    “We’re sorry. Now, you’re out of a job. Go be a whiny pain in the ass somewhere else.”

    • EvilSheldon

      Was the coffee any good?

      • rhywun

        Tastes like smug asshole.

      • R.J.

        Fantastic.

    • creech

      I remember seeing this place, and others like it, featured on those “What’s new in town” type local tv shows. Show hosts will gush all over the entrepreneurs who beam about “our city really needs a place (artisanal chocolates stirred by intellectually challenged kids, gay baked Peruvian quinoa donuts, specialty sandwich with Zambian style roast woodchuck, you get the point) like this.” Cynical me sits there and says “yeah, watch for the ‘For Lease’ sign in a year or so.”

      • Tonio

        Even absent woke drama, many restaurants don’t last a year. But that doesn’t bother the lazy, resentful, woke help. They just move on to the next place they want to destroy, maybe taking a few weeks off to work as protesters.

        Several years ago I attended a Log Cabin (LGB Republicans) event at a Richmond restaurant. The owners were totally cool with us but I saw the staff come out to gawk, spy, and photograph us.

      • bacon-magic

        We had a Vegan(all.the.way) shop open up. Doors closed a month later. When filling a niche is just going to sell to maybe a 100 people.

      • Fourscore

        I asked my real estate agent today, How do golf courses make money?)

        I’m speaking of the local ones, of course, beautiful, green, lots of maintenance but a very short playing window for a few old people. Locals aren’t much into golf, they’re busy working. There is not a lot of young folks out there, fairly expensive.

        Yet, there are some beautifully maintained courses near here, things I don’t understand.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        idiotic business’s like that only work in college towns. Lord knows I have lived in enough of them.

  7. The Other Kevin

    THE APPEARANCE OF IMPROPRIETY

    I’m harping on this all the time. When I’m asked if I think the 2020 election was stolen, I say “I don’t know. And that’s the problem.” The ideal answer would be “No, because we have systems in place to prevent that sort of thing.” But we don’t, and that’s by design.

    • Nephilium

      See also: the last six months (at a minimum) of the Biden presidency.

      • The Other Kevin

        I learned about the appearance of impropriety in my college ethics class. They made a big deal out of it. It’s crazy to me how our political class has zero regard for it.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Ethics are only important if they let you do what you want.

        But I too have had that exact same conversation with people about the elections, and they refuse to acknowledge the issue, as they cannot begine to cast their eyes over the fact that it is their team doing this in the main.

    • rhywun

      “the appearance of impropriety is impropriety”

      Yeah, we get this drilled into our heads at work all the time. And yes, ignoring it in politics is exactly by design.

      It always bears repeating that we condemn other countries’ sketchy elections if they run them in the same manner as we do.

  8. rhywun

    Pay particular attention to: [T]he “luxury belief” class, who promote views that confer social status at little cost while inflicting real costs on the poor and working class.

    Saw that when it came out. It’s all blindingly obvious to people whose brains aren’t broken. And frustratingly ignored because bourgeois. It’s sick.

  9. Muzzled Woodchipper

    WOKESTERS TURN ON EACH OTHER FOR NOT BEING WOKE ENOUGH:

    A very similar thing happened here locally. Wokesters run coffee shop. Hire other wokesters to work there. Workers revolt and want to unionize (in a fucking single location, locally owned coffee shop no less). Go to the fucking media about how horrible it is to not feel appreciated enough. Coffee shop closes.

    • Nephilium

      Related

      Jeff Bezos works hard, but nurses and teachers work hard, too. Okay, but so what? Work is one metric out of many that determines how much people get paid. If a streamer who put in 80 hours per week on his stream, but only had a hundred viewers, said that he and Hasan deserved to switch payouts because he worked harder, I think Hasan would suddenly tell you that how hard you work is no longer the only thing that matters.

      • The Other Kevin

        More “you didn’t build that”. I have heard people say Elon Musk isn’t smart at all, anyone can do what he does. Ok hot shot, I look forward to seeing your new rocket company launch twice within 24 hours next year.

      • Tonio

        Yeah, one of my (unfortunately many) shitlib cousins posted about how Musk “didn’t invent” the Raptor engine, etc. True, but he had the vision of what he wanted to do (re-usable rockets), and found the people who could do that, and risked his own fucking money to make that happen. Even if the enterprise had failed, he created jobs. But the enterprise flourished, and continues to create jobs and revenue.

        How many jobs does your average teacher or nurse create? Many fractional jobs (haircutters, car mechanics, etc), but Musk directly created high-paying technical jobs each of which supports at least as many fractional jobs as does a single teacher, nurse, etc. He’s also created many less-skilled jobs for the people who build and maintain Starbase, etc.

      • R.J.

        Hear hear!
        *Bangs woke liberal like a drum

      • The Other Kevin

        Tonio’s response tells me this is straight up ignorance. These people have no idea how to start a business, what’s involved, how corporate taxes work, how entrepreneurs get paid (or mostly, don’t), any of it. They just see someone rich on a video and think the person’s getting paid top dollar to sit on a yacht.

      • PutridMeat

        Bangs woke liberal like a drum

        I prefer to avoid sticking it in crazy, but as a green headed space monster, you do you.

        Or are we not doing phrasing anymore and no-one told me?

      • EvilSheldon

        Malevolent ignorance is a thing.

      • rhywun

        getting paid top dollar to sit on a yacht

        Obligatory.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        People like this are fools. They think pouring coffee all day brings the same value as those who make sure that coffee can be poured all day. They’re fucking economic illiterates, and I’d bet very, very few could run a business.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Same with car building. Unions and their supporters want to pretend that the guy who puts doors on a new car or does the final torquing of the screw that holds in radiators brings the same value as the CEO who manages not only an incredibly complicated logistics chain and cutthroat finances, but all of the people who work there. You can find and train any number of door installers. You can’t find and train just anyone to run the joint.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Did Elon design the rockets? No. But he has the ability to organize the many, many people who can, and he puts up his own money to support it.

        Elon deserves every penny he gets.

  10. DEG

    Basically, if someone can make a woman feel insecure about it, there’s a product for it.

    So women get there own version of dick growing pills?

  11. Sensei

    The luxury belief class walks the Fifties and talks the Sixties…

    Some years ago at the University of Cambridge, I told a fellow doctoral student about my high school friend Antonio, who was recruited to play college football. All he had to do was attend two weeks of make-up classes and get a B. He went for the first three days and then stopped.

    My friend said, “Maybe it’s good he didn’t go to college. If that’s who he was and what he enjoyed doing, maybe he wasn’t meant to go.”

    I asked what she would have done if it was her son.

    “Forced him to go to class and threaten to kill him if he didn’t.”

    I’m going to remember the first quote.

      • Sensei

        Doesn’t even need to be noted.

      • R.J.

        They don’t have a color block small enough.

      • Nephilium

        I took their test. Per them, I’m part of the No Apologies Right.

      • Rat on a train

        whatever

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I too got the No Apologies Right.

        The only descriptor I think they have wrong is “unwavering Trump supporter”, which is not accurate. I support most of his policies, especially re: immigration and unrepentantly booting illegals back from whence they came. But I firmly disagree with his stance on H1-B visas. I vehemently support our military, but Iran has turned into a shit sandwich.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m so tired of this. He’s been threatening for weeks.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        He’s been threatening to retaliate for an attack on an Apache a couple of days ago for weeks?

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Today, I have signed legislation outlawing the Islamic Republic of Iran forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

      • Sensei

        Exactly what I thought too.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    the first bolded part of the workers’ complaint, ending with “and complete disregard for our livelihoods.”

    “That job sucks. I’d rather see you starve.”

    • EvilSheldon

      I think I will continue to have no regard for their livelihoods.

      Fucking people who have never given me or mine a single thought, but yet insist that I care about them…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The problem is these stupid fuckers are more than willing to throw away the baby with the bathwater. They don’t care that their preferred policy would put the business out of business. They want “fairness.”

      • Grumbletarian

        And their opinion is that if a business can’t be successful while catering to their every idiotic demand, it doesn’t deserve to be in business anyway.

  13. Shpip

    Apologies if drugs, arse — reposted from 3AM when I was about the only guy awake.

    DOJ takes a giant dump on the concept of “Disparate Impact.”

    A step in the right direction. Now to get a case in front of SCOTUS so they can nuke the doctrine from orbit and piss on the smoldering ashes.

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