Saturday Morning 4th of July All-American Links

by | Jul 4, 2026 | Daily Links | 177 comments

One of the few things he was wrong about. He WAS a great man.

I have nothing to say, because the greatest President in the history of this country already said it, and said it better than any of his successors ever could. Herewith, some excerpts from that marvelous speech.

We meet to celebrate the birthday of America. The coming of a new life always excites our interest. Although we know in the case of the individual that it has been an infinite repetition reaching back beyond our vision, that only makes it more wonderful. But how our interest and wonder increase when we behold the miracle of the birth of a new nation. It is to pay our tribute of reverence and respect to those who participated in such a mighty event that we annually observe the 4th day of July. Whatever may have been the impression created by the news which went out from this city on that summer day in 1776, there can be no doubt as to the estimate which is now placed upon it. At the end of 150 years the four corners of the earth unite in coming to Philadelphia as to a holy shrine in grateful acknowledgment of a service so great, which a few inspired men here rendered to humanity, that it is still the preeminent support of free government throughout the world.

It is not so much, then, for the purpose of undertaking to proclaim new theories and principles that this annual celebration is maintained, but rather to reaffirm and reestablish those old theories and principles which time and the unerring logic of events have demonstrated to be sound. Amid all the clash of conflicting interests, amid all the welter of partisan politics, every American can turn for solace and consolation to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States with the assurance and confidence that those two great charters of freedom and justice remain firm and unshaken. Whatever perils appear, whatever dangers threaten, the Nation remains secure in the knowledge that the ultimate application of the law of the land will provide an adequate defense and protection.

Governments do not make ideals, but ideals make governments. This is both historically and logically true. Of course the government can help to sustain ideals and can create institutions through which they can be the better observed, but their source by their very nature is in the people. The people have to bear their own responsibilities. There is no method by which that burden can be shifted to the government. It is not the enactment, but the observance of laws, that creates the character of a nation.

We are obliged to conclude that the Declaration of Independence represented the movement of a people. It was not, of course, a movement from the top. Revolutions do not come from that direction. . . . The Continental Congress was not only composed of great men, but it represented a great people. While its Members did not fail to exercise a remarkable leadership, they were equally observant of their representative capacity. They were industrious in encouraging their constituents to instruct them to support independence. But until such instructions were given they were inclined to withhold action.

Placing every man on a plane where he acknowledged no superiors, where no one possessed any right to rule over him, he must inevitably choose his own rulers through a system of self-government. This was their theory of democracy. In those days such doctrines would scarcely have been permitted to flourish and spread in any other country. This was the purpose which the fathers cherished. In order that they might have freedom to express these thoughts and opportunity to put them into action, whole congregations with their pastors had migrated to the Colonies. These great truths were in the air that our people breathed. Whatever else we may say of it, the Declaration of Independence was profoundly American.

About the Declaration there is a finality that is exceedingly restful. It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning can not be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction can not lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers.

American birthdays on this auspicious day include an American whose book was typeset in red; an American to whose memory we should all drink; a brilliant and very, very American composer; my choice for the best president that the US ever had; an inventor who was even better than Edison; (((our))) true contribution to American culture; a true American who is Zardoz’s spirit animal; the female Donald Trump;  the most American playwright; the father of the funniest looking billionaire in America; one of the Americans who ruined our National Sport; a great American songwriter who worked in a truly American genre; and finally, an icon of American capitalism.

Links almost seem an anticlimax after a speech like that.

(((We))) appreciate your concern, Adolf.

Being anti-communist is partisan. Got it.

Looking at the photos, he does not seem to know how a desk works.

The lack of self awareness by both the writer and the subjects is hilarious. Bye, we won’t miss you.

“Look, we’re commies. Deal with it.”

Are Queers For Palestine going to be excluded from the next “Gaza flotilla?”

Give us enough grift and we’re cool with that.

It’s long, but it puts the fashionable “genocide” thing into perspective. TL,DNR: Progs are ignorant, the press is even more ignorant.

A true American, and another July 4th birthday boy, playing in a truly American art form. I can’t think of anything better than this for a celebration of America.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

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177 Comments

  1. Shpip

    Donald Trump has kicked off America’s 250th birthday weekend with an extraordinary partisan attack on the “communist menace” in America, framing its supporters as “the enemy of July 4th 1776”.

    So… OMB said essentially the same thing that Silent Cal did a century earlier, though nowhere near as eloquently.

    I wonder what the Grauniad’s framing of Coolidge’s speech was in 1926?

    • (((Jarflax

      Let’s make it no longer extraordinary to attack communists.

    • rhywun

      partisan attack on the “communist menace” in America

      Well, the Guardian and the Democratic Party are both strong supporters of communism so in a way they are right.

  2. Ted S.

    ‘Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent’

    As it was on January 6.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That wasn’t Righteous!

      /prog

    • Plinker762

      Looks like patriotic dissent is back on the menu boys!

      • Fourscore

        My yellowed copy of the Declaration hangs by the door.

  3. Sensei

    Give us enough grift and we’re cool with that.

    Take a bunch of mostly progressive ideals and rank states on those ideals.

    Progressive states generally rank higher. What a shocking result.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Yeah, as soon as I saw MN as number 1, I could only guess at the levels of BS there.

  4. Ted S.

    The lack of self awareness by both the writer and the subjects is hilarious. Bye, we won’t miss you.

    That year, Abdi, now 41, arrived in the US, settled in a small town in Maine, got a job installing insulation and became a US citizen. But now, his hopes have run up against reality. He lost his job at a refugee resettlement agency this year, and consequently his health insurance.

    Maybe you should have kept a job in the productive sector.

    • Old Man With Candy

      But USAID didn’t involve things like actual… labor.

      • (((Jarflax

        Hey those bags of cash were heavy!

    • rhywun

      [Donald] has blocked some legal pathways to come to the US, including the diversity visa programme that Abdi used.

      They should cheer that on because the US is a hellhole, right? In fact, after decades of broadcasting to the world how horrible the country is, it is remarkable that so many people even want to get here by any means legal or otherwise.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Seriously. Maybe he should move to Canada, where he won’t have to worry about health insurance.

      • DrOtto

        We’re in Canada on vacation right now and my kids were extolling all the virtues of socialism around us, till they started looking into how “affordable” the housing is and seeing all the open land the gov’t won’t allow to be built out. Also, restaurants are more expensive in Banff than Hawaii if I recall correctly.

  5. Shpip

    “It is not a dream of motor cars and high wages merely, but a dream of social order in which each man and each woman shall be able to attain to the fullest stature of which they are innately capable.”

    rns

    Turns out, tens of millions of our new dreamers aren’t innately capable of much other than being vote fodder for Democrats, welfare leeches, scammers, and petty criminals.

  6. Gender Traitor

    a true American who is Zardoz’s spirit animal

    And Happy Birthday to Popo, too!

    • Beau Knott

      My parents attended high school with the pair of them. Small world.

  7. Shpip

    In effect, these establishment Democrats are threatening to hold the party hostage, saying that if the left isn’t stopped, they prefer either to sit out the election or to expel the left.

    After decades of skinsuiting erstwhile-respectable institutions, Democrats are finding out what it’s like to be the host.

    Survival instincts are kicking in, but the genie is out of the bottle now.

  8. PieInTheSky

    I am at my moms place and holly crap its raining. But at leadt it cooled, 18c in the afternoon in july is amazing.

    • Chafed

      Hopefully your fireworks aren’t rained out.

  9. Ted S.

    News you can use:

    GO HARD OR GO HOME England stars would be allowed to use VIAGRA to help them rise to World Cup altitude levels amid Mexico fears

    DOPING rules allow England players to tackle altitude issues with VIAGRA at the World Cup.

    The prescription drug is not on the World Anti-Doping Agency’s (WADA) 2026 list of banned substances.

    And studies have shown that, by reducing blood pressure in the lungs, it counteracts feelings of fatigue and dizziness experienced at high altitudes.

    There is no evidence to suggest that England players actually plan to take Viagra – a substance best known for treating erectile dysfunction – during their upcoming trip to Mexico City.

    But manager Thomas Tuchel will be scoping out ways for his players to manage the tricky conditions.

    • cyto

      The mechanisms of this are really interesting to me. Why would this be so?

      My first instinct is that more blood flow to carry more oxygen would be needed…. so higher blood pressure would seem to be a good thing, not a bad one.

      But then again, blood pressure is relative to ambient pressure… so “normal” blood pressure regulations in the body might produce high blood pressure at altitude….

      Or maybe the low BP results in loss of fluid, increasing concentration of RBC?

      Somebody who knows more and can expound on this, the science nerd signal is alight!

      • Ted S.

        Viagra was developed when Pfizer were looking for a drug to treat angina. It wasn’t the most effect treatment in trials, but male patients reported the side effects of getting erections, so they had a drug to market for a different condition.

      • cyto

        Aha!!! There is a *really* good science reason.

        Viagra is a vasodilator. It opens up blood vessels and allows more blood flow.

        Meanwhile, high altitude hypoxia causes vasoconstriction specifically in the lungs, directing blood flow elsewhere in the body. This also restricts the ability of the heart to pump blood in the pulmonary circuit on the right side of the heart.

        So, by relaxing the vessels in the lungs, it allows blood to flow more freely and faster.

        Totally makes sense.

      • Sean

        Top Gear taught us this many years ago.

      • cyto

        Sean… great memory. I had totally forgotten about that. Of course, they didnt explain the mechanism. But apparently it is a standard treatment for preventing HAPE. (high altitude pulmonary edema)

        I leaned something today! So cool. Probably never gonna use that knowledge. But still….

      • cyto

        I also learned that my spell-check automatically changes Viagra to Diagrams.

      • DEG

        I remember that “Top Gear” episode too. It was a pretty good one.

        Another remedy for altitude: Coca Tea. The real stuff. I drank a lot while I was in Ecuador many years ago. I was above 8000 feet about the whole time I was there. It helped, and tasted good.

  10. R C Dean

    The “Palestinian” population has been growing rapidly over the last decades. I wonder if there are more of them now than when the genocide started?

    • Old Man With Candy

      In Gaza, about 200,000 more. Jews suck at this genocide thing.

      • (((Jarflax

        Delivering food, water, medical care and electricity to the people trying to exterminate you and somehow being the ones accused of genocide is peak Jewish.

      • DEG

        I’m going to go there: The Israeli government wants the Palestinian threat to continue so that they continue the grift of American tax dollars coming into Israel (and their pockets) going.

      • cyto

        How could they stop the Palestinian threat?

        In my lifetime they have offered everything the Palestinians asked for *except* ceding control of all of Jerusalem and “right of return”(which would destroy the israeli state). They even offered holding out the temple mount as a sort of sovereign religious zone controlled by no one group.

        Facts on the ground have changed quite a bit since then, yet the position seems to have hardened into “cede all of Israel”. I really have no idea how to not have that threat continue.

      • DEG

        How could they stop the Palestinian threat?

        Stop sucking at the genocide thing.

        But that would stop the grift. The right people need to get paid.

      • Old Man With Candy

        DEG, you do understand that it’s basically a pass-through to subsidize US defense contractors?

        I daresay I understand Israel and Israelis a bit better than you do (most of my family lives there) and can safely say that none of them want the conflict to continue. The problem is (and this is alien to non-Middle-Eastern minds) ending the conflict will be far more brutal than the current reality. And that, our idiot media notwithstanding, is politically unpopular in Israel, which has a more Western attitude about war and governance.

      • DEG

        I think I need to be a little less snarky.

        I fully believe that if the US cut the money off, the Israelis would solve the Palestinian problem. Which would almost certainly be genocide given past history of negotiations between Israelis and Palestinians.

        Israelis haven’t solved the problem because the people that matter over there have figured out that the status quo means they have a way to fleece the American taxpayer.

        I really don’t care about the Israelis and Palestinians and the rest of the Middle East beyond that they are stealing American money and tying up American troops in the region. The US government needs to cut the money off and pull troops out, then let the chips fall where they will. But that won’t happen. Because the right people in the US are getting paid when Middle East recipients of that money use some of it to buy weapons from the US.

      • DEG

        DEG, you do understand that it’s basically a pass-through to subsidize US defense contractors?

        I do. I see our messages crossed.

        I know you know more about Israel than me, but I have difficulty believing that there are no grifters in Israel making money off of US aid.

      • (((Jarflax

        Except that the Islamic hatred of the US is NOT dependent upon our ties to Israel, so we will have to deal with it regardless. Subsidizing the US defense industries by giving aid to Israel is offensive to many, and I get that and even sympathize, but we’d be spending the same money, or possibly more, having to replace the basing, intelligence, and forces Israel currently provides.

      • DEG

        Except that the Islamic hatred of the US is NOT dependent upon our ties to Israel

        We have bases in Islamic countries and intelligence ties to Islamic countries. Which I recall Ron Paul and Osama bin Laden talking about with respect to blowback on the US.

        We’d be better off out of those places.

      • (((Jarflax

        Islam has been at war with Christendom since Islam began. I am not convinced that if we pull everything back to the US they will suddenly become our friends. This is the big area where I part ways with libertarianism.

      • Chafed

        Jefferson. Barbary Pirates. The shores of Tripoli. Some things never change.

      • DEG

        There are bad people in the world. Substitute China, Russia, whoever the enemy-du-jour is. Blah blah blah. Honestly, if you think whoever the enemy du jour is is so bad, go over there and kill them. Leave me and my money out of it.

        Chafed, for people that hate America so much they were so very quiet between President Jefferson’s actions and the modern era. And even in the modern era some of the countries are friendly to the US. Yes, I am rolling my eyes at the claims that Islam is somehow different than any other enemy du jour.

      • (((Jarflax

        Yes, there are. That is why I despise pacifists.

      • DEG

        That is why I despise pacifists.

        I am not a pacifist but I expect you will despise me anyway because I won’t join in the hate of enemy du jour.

        Again, if you care so much about it, go over there and kill them yourself.

  11. cyto

    One thing the links make clear…

    Sticking their nose in american politics is incredibly important to British journalism.

    Why is it that highly partisan hit pieces and spin are so important to a foreign newspaper and a foreign government news source?

    I mean, I get covering US trade policy debates, or US politics from the point of view of which candidates or parties are good for my non-US country, but why in earth would they cover things like New York mayor likes Somalians? How is that at all relevant to their audience?

    Why do they care so much about what a governor in Minnesota is saying on a daily basis? Why do they even know who he is? I dont know who the Mayor of Birmingham is. Dont care either.

    It is almost as if there is some single mind behind media coverage throughout the west, deciding what the world needs to be thinking and how society needs to be run. And that mind thinks calling out communism is evil. And promoting communism is good.

    • rhywun

      It do be dat.

      There is a Narrative and every word must support it. Britain is gone and so is much of the West but there is still some resistance to the Narrative in the US so it must be condemned.

      • cyto

        I find the “Far Right” label fascinating. Globally they label anyone populist as a far right fascist, and tie them to Hitler.

        Decades ago I accepted this uncritically. What do I know of leaders in Turkye or Brazil? But then they said it about Trump and Milei. I may not know much about world leaders, but I do know for sure that neither of these people remotely qualify as far-right or fascist.

        So there clearly is some sort of global narrative that is being centrally controlled. I know this because these are opinions or observations that have absolutely no grounding in reality.

      • rhywun

        “Fascist” just means “wrongthinker” now.

        Tying their enemies to “Hitler” must be some weird attempt at keeping people from noticing that their leftist Jew-hating beliefs align pretty closely with his.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::British press observes domestic conditions in UK:: “Look! Over there!”

  12. Sensei

    Finally Ferrari listens to customers and releases a manual transmission.

    It’s a simulation of a manual transmission in that there isn’t a real manual transmission in the car. Best thought of as a manual mode for the eight-speed dual-clutch automatic that bolts to the 12Cilindri’s rear end that comes with a gated shifter and a clutch pedal. Push the clutch in at any speed below 62 mph, and you enter manual mode that allows you to row your own.

    Wait, WTF? It’s the perfect follow up to the Luce. Two for two Ferrari.

    Ferrari Revives the Gated Shifter with the New 12Cilindri Manuale

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That commitment to The Suck is commendable.

    • cyto

      Top comment

      @sanan22
      14 years ago

      am I the only one who thinks it’s funny that the US national anthem has the words ‘rockets’ and ‘bomb’ in it?

      • trshmnstr

        It’s almost like it was a war poem or something.

      • Sean

        We should have a machine gun on our flag.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Like Mozambique?

      • cyto

        Also… the salient observation is that the tune is based on a British pub tune that was based on older Irish drinking songs.

        “Your national anthem is about how a fort, and therefore your nation stood up under attack” doesnt really bight that hard. But “your anthem is a drinking song from the pub” is pretty informative.

        Instead of quiet reverence and solemn observance of the all-powerful state or ruler that so many nations have, our anthem is an upbeat tune that proclaims, “Fuck yeah! America!”

  13. Ted S.

    More on the South Korea/Starbucks kerfuffle:

    Seoul high school baseball team faces probe over ‘Starbucks’ chant during game against Gwangju side

    A Seoul high school baseball team will face a disciplinary review after its players chanted slogans mocking their opponents’ home region during a national tournament game.

    The controversy arose during the first-round game between Paichai High School of Seoul and Gwangju Jeil High School at the 81st Blue Dragon Championship, one of Korea’s most prestigious high school baseball tournaments, on Monday at Mokdong Baseball Stadium in Yangcheon District, western Seoul.

    During the game, Paichai players repeatedly chanted, “Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go to Starbucks!”

    As a non-Korean, I find this hilarious.

    • cyto

      As a non Korean, I find everything about this inscrutable.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, that is certainly a slanted take on this.

      • cyto

        Speaking of slanted takes

        https://youtu.be/Z7ALqOts_4Y

        “Racism” in comedy doesn’t cut like the lefties think it does.

      • Chafed

        Right there with you cyto. I’m not getting the insult.

      • slumbrew

        Tell me you don’t read the articles without telling me you don’t read the articles:

        The chant alluded to a controversial Starbucks Korea promotion in May called “Tank Day.” The now-suspended ad campaign drew widespread criticism for seemingly mocking the May 18 Gwangju Democratization Movement in 1980, where civilians and protesters demanding democracy were violently suppressed by the military.

        Directed at players from Gwangju, the chant was widely viewed as a regional insult, referencing the earlier controversy and reopening generational trauma.

      • cyto

        Yeah, I read it.

        I dont get it. Not enough details.

        Is it an anti-democracy dig making fun of people for protesting in favor of democracy and getting suppressed with tanks? Or the opposite?

        And was Starbucks a touchy thing because using Tank Day in ads is crass?

        Too local.

        Not gonna get it. Just like people outside of the south are not going to get the Rebel pride, it aint got nothing to do with race use of the confederate battle flag by Tom Petty.

        Too local.

    • Old Man With Candy

      What in the world would be wrong with Barbaresco? Great region, great wines.

      Drinking ‘Murrican today, of course; going to an annual July 4th party at the home of one of Prime’s friends. 2019 Weis Riesling Winzer Select K, 2019 Forge Cabernet Franc Willow Vineyard, 2018 Dr. Frank Blanc de Blancs.

      • PieInTheSky

        I have identified the perfect feteasca. 16.9 alcohol 24.monthe oak extra jammy

      • Old Man With Candy

        Spud will be pleased.

    • (((Jarflax

      Fee Fi Foe Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman! On the 4th we celebrate with a very thin watery red.

    • Shpip

      Barbaresco is nice, but there’s a better Piedmonte wine that will Barolo over it every time.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Coffee right now, but a hefe later at the block party.

    • DEG

      I think I’m going to make an Irish coffee.

    • slumbrew

      Iced Americano now, as ever.

      Margaritas by the pool later. ‘Merica

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I have a cooler with various Sam Adams summer beers and a bunch of Salty Crew blonde ale.

  14. Sensei

    Audi finally says the quiet part out loud.

    Audi Says Markets Are Too Different for a ‘Global Car’ to Work

    And really it’s the Chinese, US and European markets. China is basically unique in its preferences. Europe and the U.S. are similar in design, but not powertrain. If the EU didn’t demand EVs and emissions compliant engines the US and EU would be mostly the same vehicle.

    • cyto

      Well, except that most of the US loves a huge truck or a really big car. Not only isnt this popular in Europe, you can’t really drive these vehicles in much of Europe. They just dont fit.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Oh, it is, but they are not allowed to afford that much gas.

    • Sean

      They killed the A4 and turned the A3 into a Kia. 🤬

      • cyto

        If they would just make their cars in a way that allows me to work on it myself, that would go a long way.

        Germans love to design an engine bay that requires 2 hours of disassembly to change a spark plug.

      • (((Jarflax

        If sparkplug needs replacement, time for examination, cleaning, and evaluation of all other parts is come. Only lazy Americans would not appreciate the wisdom of placing spark plugs so that the other operations would be required to reach them

  15. PieInTheSky

    After 250 years the American Dream is surviving, but only just

    The fate of the dream rests on whether pie can find a bottle of good whisky to bring back home.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      If you’re outside of Canada less than 48 hours, you’ll have to pay duty to bring it in. Somewhere north of 70%, probably.

      Unless you buy it at the duty free store, but then you might have to stretch your definition of “good”.

      • PieInTheSky

        Canada sounds retarded… I can i assume strech it to 50 hours

  16. trshmnstr

    one of the lucky 50,000 granted a US visa through a scheme known as the diversity visa scheme that the US government had begun in the 1990s.

    Because of course they did. Every day, I find myself more sympathetic to Pat Buchanan.

    • cyto

      I am heading to the beach shortly. Go ‘merica!

  17. DEG

    That’s a lot of words for Calvin Coolidge.

  18. rhywun

    he does not seem to know how a desk works

    That’s hilarious.

    “It is precisely because we love this country that we will not leave it,” he continued. “After all, who loves America more than those who have sacrificed so much to make it free?”

    Oh, go fuck yourself. You and your kind loathe America and have publicly stated as much on many occasions.

    Asshole.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s not really a sacrifice when you sacrifice other people…

    • J. Frank Parnell

      What the fuck did that dickhead sacrifice to make America free?

  19. Chipping Pioneer

    TL;DR

    I thought he was called Silent Cal.

    • Fourscore

      I recently read Cal’s “Autobiography”

      /Stares at the unread 400 page bio of Coolidge on the shelf

  20. PieInTheSky

    Realizing crime is bad has been my biggest political growth the last 5 years

    Even if we spent more on enforcing fair evading than we get on missing fairs, that would be fine. People seeing people regularly jump fares without consequences makes people angry and more conservative

    https://x.com/LinkofSunshine/status/2071594788231454883

    Crime bad. Whod ev thunk it

    • Plinker762

      “Open crime is bad because it turns people against the glorious revolution. Crime hidden behind the curtains of government is A-OK”

    • Chafed

      At least he realized it.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      She ran through all the men in Idaho?

    • Sensei

      Styx – Mr. Roboto

      どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
      どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
      また会う日まで
      どうもありがと Mr. Roboto
      秘密を知りたい

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Well, I guess we know about the Dreyfus affairs now.

  21. Fourscore

    The Somalis didn’t invent Minnesota fraud but they quickly adapted.

  22. rhywun

    “Look, we’re commies. Deal with it.”

    Establishment Dems have no one to blame but themselves for allowing that trash to take over their party. The “tidal wave of socialism” that they are freaking out over is just a result of the fact that they are so empty of substance that most of their voters could not be bothered to show up and support them on primary day.

    • creech

      Unfortunately, they are likely to show up on general election day and put the pinkos into office.

    • cyto

      Worse, they have specifically fomented the unrest that the communists have been using because they thought it would undermine Trump. Well, it did. But look what came in while you were holding the door open.

  23. rhywun

    Turkish government blocks gay cruise

    Isn’t it Türkiyayish or something now? Do better, The Advocate.

  24. rhywun

    the “stolen election” hoax on the American Right [is] a baseless accusation that signals ideological allegiance precisely because it defies logic and evidence

    It does?

  25. Common Tater

    I can’t believe two celebrities married each other. That’s never happened before.

    • rhywun

      Most of them have the good sense not to block off downtown and somehow command tax dollars for police protection.

  26. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    You know, if the DSA has one great achievement, getting ride of James Carville could be worth it.

    Man, I hate the fucker.

    • cyto

      He is truly one nasty, nasty human being.

      One of the first pundit types I was aware of who would say literally *anything* with great passion and anger, no matter how far removed from fact he knew it to be. Just a vile human being.

    • (((Jarflax

      The sad thing is that western civilization is losing in a war with these people.

    • Ted S.

      Tits are like martinis: one is not enough, and three are too many.

    • Chafed

      Not a single stars and stripes bikini among them
      I thought this is America.

    • The Last American Hero

      Tough to figure out which one is the dude in this batch.

  27. PieInTheSky

    Have you ever seen a group of girls sporting skimpy bikinis on a gorgeous yacht?

    Or that “model” who continually posts thong and hand-bra pics and is ALWAYS traveling to the most exotic (and expensive) places, like Dubai?

    I always used to wonder, “How does she have so much money?”

    Flights alone are expensive, not to mention her designer shoes and Celine sunglasses.

    Do you ever notice that she never posts a photo of who she’s with?

    There’s a reason for that.

    Enter Instagram Prostitution.

    https://x.com/Eviemagazine/status/2072794996093112451

    Shocking

    • DEG

      Evie is a little behind the times.

    • Sensei

      Have you ever seen a group of girls sporting skimpy bikinis on a gorgeous yacht?

      I grew up on the water. We referred to such women as “bow ornaments”.

      They aren’t unique to large yachts.

      • cyto

        Yup. It definitely scales all the way down to pool floats.

        Oddly, it doesnt require prostitution in the mix. Girls love to be on the boat and get naked. Not in an “i am going to have sex with this guy” way. Just something about boats. Any of the sandbags meet up places in the area will bear this out. Lots of boobie flashing from the young hottest.

        Also – there is a show called Below Deck. A reality show about working on large luxury rental yachts. The crew is usually young (ish) and fit.

        Women love this show.

        Middle aged women who were attractive in their prime often express regret for not knowing this profession existed. Ask me how I know.

      • Sensei

        My wife loves the show.

        It’s like catnip for most women.

      • Ted S.

        They let you grab them by the pussy!

      • Chafed

        How do you know?

      • cyto

        Same way Sensei does.

        All of my wife’s friends love that show beyond reason.

        And they all would love to have taken that job.

        Presumably so they could hobnob with the rich and famous while being courted by and hooking up with extremely fit and exotic men from around the world at their leisure, in an environment that doesnt allow for long-term entanglements and where nobody in their “regular life” could possibly know, making thousands a week in tips, allowing for seasonal work to fund a year-round party lifestyle. Dollop on top a dash of “maybe I will get plucked out of here by a wealthy young man” and you have nothing but win for a married woman who ain’t going nowhere.

    • Common Tater

      Sounds like an old article.

    • cyto

      I’ll have “Bills entirely funded and supported by tiny industry group looking to make bank off of law enforcement contrats” for $1,000….

      In addition to $30 per month admin fee to the state, you pay install and maintenance fees to the guys who make the device… plus a vig off the top that goes to the state.

      Remember – these are the folks looking out for the working class and protecting the “little guy” from the wealthy and business elites.

    • Chafed

      JB Pritzker’s girth will slow down any car.

  28. creech

    Will shortly be off to son’s annual party where he recites Patrick Henry’s speech and the Declaration. Happy Independence Day to Glibs and all lovers of Liberty.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    It’s not prostitution at the time. It’s fun and freedom. Down the road it will transform into sex slavery most heinous.

      • PieInTheSky

        And here i thought that was politicians

      • (((Jarflax

        Politicians are the scum on the bottom of the pond.

      • cyto

        Looks like duckweed, yes? Hard to tell on my phone

      • PieInTheSky

        Google says

        Spirogyra (common names include water silk, mermaid’s tresses, and blanket weed) is a genus of filamentous charophyte green algae of the family Spirogyraceae, named for the helical or spiral arrangement of the chloroplasts that is characteristic of the genus.

      • cyto

        Ouch. That is the nasty mess at my SIL. Grows a little thicker then dies en mass. Hideous stuff.

      • cyto

        Google says tilapia will eat it… but not fast enough and they dont get dense enough, apparently.

        Her lake is about to have a nasty die-off from all the dead algae. I would say there was a mat about 2-4 inches thick, maybe 6 acres in size by the pool deck we were on. Gross.

    • cyto

      My SIL development has a very large artificial lake. They have a couple of species of Tilapia in there… and before the development put a liner around the shore to control erosion, there were huge carp and lots of bluegill. Huge…. like 3+ feet. In a lake that probably never gets more than 10 feet deep.

      But they killed off most of the fish with their project. Just went for the first time in a long time. Covered in strings of algae threads that are dying. Huge mats. Probably a fertilizer runoff screw up.

      But also… killing off the carp that eat that crap.

      The Tilapia were not impacted too bad. The bluegill, gar and bass were wiped out. And apparently the carp.

      Bluegill seem to have recovered, 5 years down the road. I saw a lot of big Tilapia

      But nothing that would eat that mess. Which is probably going to kill off a bunch of fish if they dont get out there and drag it out of the water.

      Long story short, I feel your pain

  30. Common Tater

    “One deep blue D.C. suburb will not be celebrating the Fourth of July with fireworks as its local government urges residents to turn in some of their patriotic neighbors.

    In Alexandria, Virginia, the local government suggests reporting neighbors who are using fireworks, said an X post.

    “Fireworks are illegal in Alexandria, including sparklers. Report illegal fireworks by calling 311. Our show is next weekend,” the post read.”

    https://dailycaller.com/2026/07/01/alexandria-july-4-fireworks-ban//

    We need to liberate North Virginia

    • cyto

      Including sparklers.

      That last bit was clearly aimed at any display of patriotism for the kids. Reporting sparklers to the police should get you burned out.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Tens of thousands?

    Pope Leo XIV, who has sparred with the Trump administration over its immigration crackdown, spent the Fourth of July on Saturday in the epicenter of Europe’s migration debate to honor the tens of thousands of people who have died trying to reach Europe to find freedom and prosperity.

    What about sacrifice and hard work?

    • Chafed

      Freedom and prosperity? From what I read it’s welfare and a monoculture.

    • rhywun

      What an embarrassment. I wonder how the Italian flock feel about him honoring heathen invaders.

    • The Last American Hero

      Funny, but true. Added bonus – after independence, we didn’t ship a bunch of rape gangs to England.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    In making the visit on this particular Saturday, Leo was sending a powerfully symbolic message to the United States and Europe of the Christian obligation to uphold the dignity of every human being, migrants and the most vulnerable especially, while reminding the United States that it was founded by immigrants.

    Hike up your skirt and get busy. Lead by example, you useless moaning fuck.

  33. DEG

    Rule change on gun buying

    Under current rules, people who buy guns online have to pick them up at physical stores and submit to in-person background checks if they don’t already have a permit. The new rule would allow licensed firearms dealers to ship guns directly to in-state residents after online identity verification and a background check. There would also be a seven-day waiting period and local law enforcement would have to be notified of the purchase.

    Of course there is a waiting period.

  34. Muzzled Woodchipper

    I’m working on this fine July 4.

    And I’ll have to work at 6am tomorrow morning too, so I shan’t be a partying late into the night.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Polluter-in-Chief

    Earlier on Friday, CBS News was the first to report that Mr. Trump planned to pardon defendants who were prosecuted for tampering with air pollution control equipment in vehicles, in violation of the Clean Air Act.

    The pardons come after Mr. Trump last fall granted clemency to Troy Lake, a Wyoming mechanic who served seven months in prison for violating federal emissions laws for disabling air pollution-control equipment on diesel engines.

    Earlier this year, the Justice Department ordered prosecutors to drop all pending prosecutions and investigations related to so-called aftermarket defeat devices, which are used to disable emission controls.

    He’s killing us all.

    • The Last American Hero

      Walz pardons a pedo and CBS shrugs.

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